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00:00Oh yes, yes, yes, that's right. Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. That's a little thing that is very topical. Um, have a cigar, mister, um...
00:14Rim cut. Motor Vehicle Bureau.
00:17Oh, rim cut, yes, yes. Knew a lot of... Now, uh, what was it that you, uh...
00:22Well, you see, Mr. Magoo, a man in your position can't afford to drive a car without a... an operator's license.
00:28A license? Oh, I have a license. It was issued to me in 1922.
00:35Well, that's just it. Your license has expired. Now, for, uh, a slight consideration, say, um, $25, I can renew it for you without your taking a driver's test.
00:46You see, um, I like you, Magoo.
00:49That old favorite, your ding-dong daddy from Dumas.
00:53Oh, thank you. That's what the girls used to call me in college. How did you know?
01:00Have you seen yourself in the mirror lately? You're a mess. The bags under your eyes look as if they haven't been unpacked for weeks.
01:08How dare you, sir?
01:10But, Mr. Magoo, I...
01:12Be good enough to leave these premises and take your friend with you. Kindly remove your hat when speaking to a gentleman. You're losing your hair, son.
01:22Now, get out, both of you! Out!
01:24I don't need any help to get a driver's license if I'm as good as I ever was.
01:31You're as old as your reflexes, I always say. Blasted cobwebs!
01:46Officer, can you direct me to the Motor Vehicle Bureau?
01:50Oh, right over there. Thank you very much.
01:58Uh, young lady, I, uh...
02:00You just wait right in there, you lucky man, you.
02:04Thank you.
02:10Don't be nervous, young man. You act as if your wife were having a baby.
02:14Yeah, but... but this is the first time.
02:17I know just how you feel. All this red tape. In the old days, they'd send you one in the mail.
02:24Look here, boy, the service here is...
02:27I say the service here is outrageous!
02:30These things must take their course, you know.
02:32Oh, rubbish. Who's in charge here?
02:34Hey, Dr. Smith, straight down the hall.
02:36Oh, yeah, Dr. Smith.
02:38Oh, here we are. Smith.
02:41Sorry to break in this meeting, gentlemen, but I demand satisfaction.
02:46You look like intelligent men to me.
02:49And I can see that your hearts are in the right place.
02:53You ought to eat more, son. You're all skin and bones.
02:57Now, gentlemen, where do I go for my operator's license?
03:01Fourth floor operating room is now available.
03:04Thank you. That's all I want, an operator's license.
03:12Sixth floor, please.
03:16Very spacious office.
03:18Air-conditioned too, but the acoustics are terrible.
03:21Sounds like you're out in the middle of the street.
03:23Well, well, Magoo, I know you changed your mind.
03:27Rim cut! Now, you see here, boy, do I or don't I get my driver's license?
03:33It's in the bag, Magoo.
03:35I'll give you an eye test just to make it legal.
03:40Read that card on the wall.
03:44G. X. O. P.
03:47Oh, a wise guy, eh?
03:49Just for that, you'll have to take a driver's test.
03:53Go ahead. Take the wheel, Magoo.
04:01Nice little runabout you've got here.
04:03Hey, Magoo. Magoo, you can't.
04:05Don't stampede me, boy. I know what I'm doing.
04:11Oh, yes, Rim Cut. I know the vehicle code by heart.
04:15Our strong traffic has the right of way.
04:18When approaching an intersection, sound the klaxon.
04:23Fire engine!
04:25Pull to the right and stop!
04:31Oh, I'd love to see the hook and ladder truck whiz by.
04:35Mr. Magoo, please.
04:37Oh, yes, yes, yes. Pardon me, boy.
04:52Mr. Magoo, the signal.
04:54Oh, yes, yes. Right turn. Left turn.
04:56Stop. Slow. Left. Reverse.
04:59Woman driver!
05:01Oh, you're blind as a bat.
05:04That's all of them, eh, Rim Cut?
05:06Mr. Magoo, stop.
05:13Winding road. Proceed with caution.
05:21A playpen. Right in the middle of the street.
05:28Well, here we are, Rim Cut.
05:30Now let's cut out all this balderol and get...
05:33Will one of you gargle-eyed bureaucrats speak up?
05:36And don't give me any hot air.
05:38I'll go to the top brass if necessary.
05:41Say, say, there's another one in there.
05:45Hey, wait. Wait, it's a mistake.
05:48It's a boy. Hope your wife has the same luck.
05:53Well, now, this is more like it.
05:55How long do you think this ought to take?
05:58Relax, dearie. It'll be over before you know it.
06:01I'll believe it when I see it.