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00:00Sous-titrage MFP.
00:31Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the incredible Flying Finsters,
00:38for the first time, a triple backflip spin with a forward flip axe.
00:45Oh, excuse me, young man.
00:47Could you direct me to seat 33 in section 13?
00:51Oh, everyone has his hand out for a tip these days.
00:54Oh, and your circus has changed.
00:57No more thrills. No danger.
01:02No excitement.
01:05Oh, well, I'm glad we still have funny cartoons to watch.
01:09This one's a swinging one.
01:20Pardon me, officer.
01:22Bright-eyed minion of the law.
01:24Could you direct me to Armand's exclusive shop for men?
01:29Oh, thank you, officer.
01:31I'll put in a good word for you with the chief, a personal friend of mine.
01:35I tell you, a generous gendarme.
01:48Sergeant, have we filled our quarter of men for the month?
01:52One more to go, sir.
01:54One more to go?
01:55Sergeant, I want that quarter filled.
01:58And filled today.
02:00Or I'll have you peeling potatoes.
02:02Yes, sir, sir.
02:05Oh, yes, yes, yes.
02:07Here we are, of course.
02:09Armand's Men's Shop.
02:12The last refuge for men of good taste.
02:15Yeah.
02:16Oh, oh, oh.
02:46Wonderful efficiency.
02:48What exacting care.
02:50Oh, pride of craftsmanship.
02:52I tell you.
02:53Breathe in, please.
03:00I say, sir, I like your tie.
03:03A bit loud, but I'll take it.
03:06I never did go for Ivy League suits.
03:09Makes a body look too slim.
03:12Too slender.
03:14Never became with a box shoulder.
03:16Only eight-button sack.
03:18And the bell-bottom trousers.
03:22Get fittings done here.
03:25Oh, that Armand is a stickler when it comes to fittings.
03:30Watch those pins, young man.
03:33By Jupiter.
03:34You're not on your toes.
03:36They'll stick you every time.
03:38Yeah, well.
03:40All right, all right, Armand.
03:41I'll do business with you.
03:43Only you.
03:45What's this we have here?
03:47My, what a handsome walking stick.
03:50Wonderful continental flavor.
03:52A good balance.
03:54Oh, no.
03:56En garde, sir.
03:58How you're dealing with D'Artagnan Magoo.
04:14Oh, yes.
04:16A trick walking stick.
04:18You rascal, you.
04:21And, of course, a bottle of cologne.
04:25Oh, no.
04:29Real He-Man aroma.
04:32Yeah.
04:34The ladies would really get a bang out of that.
04:37Oh, yes.
04:40Look at him go.
04:41He can hardly wait to try it out.
04:46No.
05:10And after all my years of devoted patronage,
05:13this place has gone to the bow-wows.
05:17Ah, looking glass.
05:20Oh, Magoo.
05:21You never look better.
05:23Oh, clothes certainly do make the man.
05:26Thanks to this exclusive label.
05:29It pays every...
05:30Oh, Magoo.
05:32You are too much.
05:35How do you do?
05:36Worcestershire here.
05:38I'd like to demonstrate my latest...
05:41Magoo trap.
05:43Charming, what?
05:45All Magoo has to do is...
05:48open this door.
05:55No.
05:56Not my own invention.
05:59Turned on me.
06:01Oh!
06:03Oh!
06:05Still seems to have a few bugs in it.
06:08Meanwhile, may I suggest you watch the next cartoon.
06:22Power to people.
06:24Wide open faces.
06:26Oh, Magoo.
06:28You should have been a songwriter.
06:30Oh, throw me a hot one.
06:32Oh, baseball.
06:34But what a shame.
06:36The kids have to play ball in the street.
06:39The little tykes could easily get hurt.
06:42Oh, a vacant lot.
06:43The perfect spot for a little league ballpark
06:46with a little cleaning up.
06:48By charge, I'm going to start getting things organized
06:51and give the kids a safe place to play.
06:56What?
06:58My nephew Magoo can't use my lot for a ballpark.
07:02I'm building a skyscraper on it.
07:04Gonna make another million.
07:06Worcestershire!
07:08I say, did you shout, sir?
07:11What took you so long?
07:14Sorry, sir.
07:15Get my nephew Magoo off that lot next door
07:19and keep him off.
07:21Very good, sir.
07:23Shall we say, pronto?
07:25Get going!
07:27Oh, let's see now.
07:29Better start laying out the diamond.
07:31One, two, buckle my shoe.
07:34Three, four, shut the door.
07:36Five, six...
07:37Mr. Magoo, sir.
07:39I say, Mr. Magoo.
07:41Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
08:11Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
08:41Oh, I say.
08:43Well, well.
08:44It's getting to look like a ballpark.
08:46A junior Yankee stadium.
08:49Steady now, Worcestershire old bean.
08:51The coupe de gras.
08:53Oh, but these seats are much too high.
08:56This is really Yankeeing up the stadium.
09:04Better check the box seats for visibility.
09:08Oh, these steps are much too far apart for kids.
09:13Oh, but all these loose ends,
09:15they can be tied up eventually.
09:18How ridiculous!
09:20A golf cart in a ballpark?
09:23I'd better drive it off to the side somewhere
09:26before we have a bunch of Sunday golfers
09:29chopping up divots all over the diamond.
09:34What?
09:35A tree on the first baseline?
09:38Timber?
09:41That's mine.
09:43Down!
09:44By joes, I believe I've had it.
09:50Dash it all.
09:51What a miserable way to go.
09:54Down!
09:57Things are really beginning to shape up.
10:00Oh, no.
10:02A baseball fan already?
10:05You're a little premature, sir.
10:08You come back next week
10:10when the season officially opens.
10:19Strike break!
10:22You're out!
10:23What?
10:25Oh, listen to them.
10:27They're yelling, Magoo!
10:30Oh, they love me.
10:33Oh, what a glorious day for the little league.
10:42Oh, yes, that barbecue flavor.
10:45I tell you, you can't beat that smoke taste.
10:48It's hard balsa wood.
10:50It's so light.
10:51Get away!
10:52Get away, mosquitoes!
10:54You're bugging me.
10:56Mosquitoes as big as blue jays.
10:58Oh, that's it, little children.
11:00Wash up now, and we'll be ready in a little while.
11:03And heavy scraps for you too, Bowser.
11:06You're faithful, Bowser.
11:08Man's best friend.
11:10Yes, sir, we'll bite you.
11:12Well, that's show business.
11:15So's this.
11:24Waldo, my favorite nephew.
11:27Oh, a day at the beach, I'd love to,
11:29but I must attend to her club initiation.
11:32I'm so sorry, Waldo.
11:34It sure is keen out here at the beach, eh, Presley?
11:38I'd agree with you, buddy boy,
11:40if I could find a soft spot around here.
11:43What in blue blazes is under this towel, anyway?
11:47Oh, it's a piece of literature.
11:49My Diary by Davy Jones.
11:53This is fantastic.
11:55We're gonna be rich.
11:56This book shows where Davy Jones hid his locker.
11:59No kidding.
12:00Waldo, little chum,
12:02do you still have your skin diving equipment?
12:04Oh, I sure do, Pres.
12:06Well, get it, buddy boy.
12:08We're going on a treasure hunt.
12:10Hot diggity.
12:16Stop the engines, mates.
12:18I think we found a spot.
12:20Looks like you were right, Presley.
12:24Where's your skin diving equipment, Pres?
12:28You see, I'm gonna rough it in that perilous bathysphere there.
12:32Gonna do it the hard way, buddy boy.
12:35That's Presley.
12:36Always taking the dangerous part.
12:39This takes your kind of courage, Waldo.
12:41Real courage.
12:43Yeah, yeah, I guess it does.
12:46See you down below.
12:49Ok, mates, lower away.
12:58Well, Waldo, see it?
13:02Then look for it.
13:04Good gravy.
13:06I've gotta explain everything to that boy.
13:08There you go, Waldo.
13:10You're on the right track now.
13:12Uh-oh.
13:14Jump into your hospital.
13:17Jump into your hospital.
13:19A hammer-headed shark.
13:21Good grief, he nailed him.
13:24Oh, no.
13:27There's nothing meaner than a hammer-headed shark.
13:32There goes a brave lad.
13:40Heavens to Betsy, a swordfish.
13:44Attaboy, Waldo.
13:46He hasn't laid a hand on you.
13:54What next, wise guy?
13:59Boo!
14:04Suffering catfish.
14:06My little chum has a wheel after him.
14:10Wow, an electric eel.
14:23We can't miss now, my little sand dive.
14:26Just follow the signs.
14:28We've done it again, Waldo, old buddy.
14:33Great Scott.
14:37Ahoy up there.
14:39Send down the hook.
14:44Waldo's in trouble.
14:46Now here's what I want you to do.
15:06Chut!
15:13Restez là, chum.
15:15Je vais briser la porte et laisser le trésor.
15:20Et voici notre trésor, petit garçon.
15:24Tout à fait, hein, les garçons?
15:26Je vous le dis.
15:27Oui, c'est vrai.
15:28Oh, ces initiations de club sont tellement imaginatives.
15:32Qui fait que l'homme se sent comme l'un de la gang?
15:35Les garçons de l'université, c'est toujours pareil.
15:40Bonjour, Mme. Maglou ici avec des conseils sur comment se battre contre les alligators.
15:45Bien sûr, c'est l'alligatoris crocodylium.
15:48C'est difficile de croire qu'une femme de 87 ans peut le tirer deux fois par trois.
15:56C'était juste une question de...
16:00...tirer les trous corrects et appliquer les principes de...
16:06...et puis...
16:10Et, oh, d'ailleurs, juste en cas que je me débrouille ici,
16:14n'oubliez pas de regarder la prochaine cartoon.
16:29Oh, quel beau jour de maman à prendre pour une course.
16:34Oh, tout le monde n'est pas si vite ces jours-ci.
16:37Oh, mais pas ma chère mère d'ancienne mode.
16:40Elle vit à un rythme si lent.
16:42Elle n'y va jamais.
16:44Elle va s'amuser à une petite course d'auto.
16:48Oh, mon dieu, ce vieux rouleau est un peu rouge.
16:52Je suppose que je vais devoir ajuster ce camion avant la grande course ce week-end.
16:58Oh, vous savez, je me rends compte...
17:01...que le petit Quincy n'aurait pas le choix...
17:04...s'il savait que j'ai le titre de Lady Speed.
17:07Oh, il est tellement folle sur les voitures de course.
17:10Surprise!
17:12Comment va ma chère petite mère sans aide?
17:15Juste tolérable, Quincy.
17:17Je suis venu te prendre pour un petit tour dans les stades.
17:21Dis, qu'est-ce que tu es en train de faire, ma mère?
17:26Euh...
17:27Oh, Quincy, il y a quelque chose que je dois te dire.
17:32Oh, c'est ça.
17:34La frêle petite mère Magoo...
17:36...réparant sa propre machine de nettoyage.
17:39Quincy, s'il te plaît.
17:41Oh, c'est un travail d'homme, ma mère.
17:44Oh, ma belle machine.
17:49Je pense que tu as un bloc de clé fausse.
17:52Oh, ne tombe pas sur ça, Quincy.
17:59Détruis l'ancien garage.
18:02Quincy, assieds-toi.
18:05Mais, ma mère, tu sais que Magoo...
18:07...ne s'assoit jamais jusqu'à ce que le travail soit terminé.
18:10Ne t'en fais pas, mon fils.
18:12Je vais nettoyer en tout cas.
18:14Tu vois? Oh, l'huile a fait le truc.
18:17On est prêts pour faire la nettoyage.
18:23Bien, ma mère, tu n'as pas besoin de me le faire.
18:27Quincy, laissez-moi.
18:29Maintenant, ma mère, je vais faire la nettoyage.
18:34Restez à l'aise.
18:36Là, on est.
18:38Maintenant, on est prêts pour la nettoyage.
18:41Oh, des billets de feu.
18:43Oh, la machine de nettoyage.
18:46Je pense que je vais prendre toute l'ancienne partie.
18:50Quincy, assieds-toi.
18:52On va juste nettoyer tout ça.
18:54Au revoir, George.
18:56Non, Quincy, non.
19:01C'est trop d'huile.
19:06Je l'ai fait.
19:08Oh, oh.
19:14Blastus, blastus.
19:20Blastus.
19:23Cette machine est dangereuse.
19:25Une personne peut tomber.
19:27Et non seulement ça.
19:30Elle n'est pas bien collée sur le sol.
19:33Eh bien.
19:35Oh, ma mère, tu seras contente de le savoir.
19:37La nettoyage est gentil et fluide.
19:40Soft et douce.
19:42Aïe.
19:44Quincy a pris environ 220 volts.
19:50Oh, je ne peux pas croire.
19:53Qui t'a vendu ce nettoyant?
19:55Prends-le sur ton téléphone.
19:57On va le suer.
19:59Ne t'inquiète pas, Quincy.
20:01C'est garanti.
20:03Oh, si je peux juste enlever cette voiture
20:06de l'arrière dans le garage.
20:08Demain, on prendra ce sujet
20:10à la plus haute cour.
20:12Prends-le.
20:14Oh, mon amour, qu'ai-je fait?
20:17Oh, ma mère.
20:19Ma mère!
20:21Regarde.
20:22La machine de nettoyage
20:24fonctionne magnifiquement maintenant.
20:26Pas trop vite maintenant, mon bébé.
20:29Tu sais comment j'ai peur
20:31dans ces voitures à gaz.
20:33Voitures à gaz?
20:35Oh, tu es si douce.
20:37Et vieille.
20:39Ma mère.
20:41Je t'aime.
20:48Vieille.
20:49Ce réfrigérateur de nettoyage que tu m'as vendu
20:51est un lémon.
20:54Ça ne fonctionne pas mieux
20:56que ces radiateurs brûlants là-bas.
20:58Prends-le,
21:00prends le contrat.
21:02Je suis dans la bibliothèque
21:04à lire sur mes droits.
21:06Je te dis, un vendeur doit
21:08rester derrière ses affaires.
21:10Maintenant, est-ce que ce riz
21:12ressemble à toi?
21:15Oui.
21:17Oh, il y a quelque chose
21:19de drôle qui se passe là-dedans.
21:31Le bar de l'hiver.
21:33C'est bon et chaud, c'est ça.
21:35J'ai peur que ce fan soit obsolète
21:37pour ce métier.
21:38Ce métier est obsolète pour ce fan.
21:40Fan aussi,
21:41plein de tirés, boss.
21:43Et maintenant, nous vous apportons
21:45le plus récent rapport de température.
21:47C'est maintenant 95 degrés chaud,
21:49qui va à 100 degrés.
21:52À la plage, c'est un cool
21:54de 70 degrés.
21:56D'accord, George, c'est ça.
21:58Un cool à la plage.
22:00Charlie?
22:02Charlie!
22:04Tu parles pour Charlie,
22:05le plus beau homme au monde?
22:07Prends notre équipement de plage.
22:08Nous allons passer un jour à la plage.
22:10Et amène Bowser.
22:11Il va détruire la maison
22:12s'il est resté ici seul.
22:14Oh, oh!
22:15À la plage!
22:19Blondes,
22:20vous aimez la vie de Charlie?
22:22Non, non, je me sens plus en sécurité
22:24quand je suis à la roue.
22:26Monsieur Woggle!
22:32Oh!
22:33Mon Dieu!
22:34C'est un cauchemar!
22:35Attendez, chat!
22:36Ou vous perdrez
22:37toutes les 9 vies
22:38en une seule fois!
22:40Oh, non!
22:43Bowser!
22:44Qu'est-ce que tu fais là-haut?
22:45Qui es-tu
22:46à ce moment-là?
22:47Un chien fou!
22:49Qu'est-ce que c'est?
22:50Plage de surf et de sable.
22:53Bienvenue!
22:55Quelle belle plage!
23:00Monsieur Woggle!
23:01Tout est en lumière?
23:03Absolument!
23:04C'est fabuleux!
23:06Oh, un parc d'amusement!
23:08Prenez tout!
23:09Nous allons parier ici!
23:11Ok, ok!
23:13Tout est prêt
23:14pour le premier jour de classe
23:16à la plage, boss!
23:18Bien joué, Charlie!
23:19Maintenant,
23:20je vais vous emmener
23:21au parc d'amusement.
23:23Mon cadeau!
23:25Non, non, boss!
23:26Charlie va rester
23:27et regarder la plage!
23:29Nonsense!
23:30C'est ce que c'est pour Bowser!
23:31C'est le meilleur chien fou
23:32que j'ai jamais vu!
23:34Payez ici!
23:36Deux, s'il vous plaît!
23:38Oh, ça devrait être amusant!
23:40Ici nous sommes!
23:41La barre à rouler!
23:42Faites attention à vos pieds!
23:44Ces trucs s'éloignent vraiment!
23:46Oh, rien à faire!
23:47Eh, Charlie?
23:51Ne soyez pas si déçus, Charlie!
23:53Essayons-la encore!
23:55Non, non!
23:56Une fois suffisamment, boss!
23:58Ok, essayons
23:59la plage d'amusement!
24:02Boss, Charlie en a assez!
24:04Oh, nonsense!
24:06C'est une vraie sensation de plage!
24:10Charlie!
24:12Je suis là-bas, boss!
24:14Je vais sur la plage d'amusement!
24:17Attendez-moi!
24:19Je vous rejoins!
24:35Oh, quelle idée!
24:37Et après que je lui ai payé!
24:39Descends, s'il vous plaît!
24:41Descends!
24:42Oui!
24:44Oui!
24:45Oui!
24:46Oui!
24:47Oui!
24:48Oui!
24:52Oh!
24:53Oh!
24:54Oh!
24:55Oh!
24:56Oh!
24:57Oh!
24:58Oh!
24:59Oh!
25:00Oh!
25:01Oh!
25:02Oh!
25:03Oh!
25:05Oh!
25:06Oh!
25:07Oh!
25:08Oh!
25:18Oh!
25:19Oh!
25:20Oh!
25:21Oh!
25:22Oh!
25:25Ré, chararden!
25:27Je m'en profite, Charlie!
25:29T'as recoux, mec!
25:33Never will I take you to the seashore again.
25:35Never, never, never!
25:39Charlie Hope, number one blast man, put that in lighting.
25:51Oh, Magoo, you've done it again.