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00:00But you were smart. You could have stopped him.
00:02But no. I considered you as my guru.
00:04And what did you do with me?
00:05You gave me a bowl outside the gurudwara..
00:07..and made me a beggar.
00:08And you said, son, ask for alms.
00:10You gave your son-in-law a company to run.
00:12And what did you give me? Social service centre?
00:14Where will you pray for the poor?
00:15Aren't you afraid of my curse, old man?
00:18You didn't retire after your elder daughter's marriage.
00:20But you retired after my marriage..
00:21..and went to the village to grow okra and potatoes.
00:23And do you remember how you hit me on my back and said..
00:27..that son, I am proud of you, my son. I am proud of you.
00:31My daughter is leaving the house empty-handed.
00:33When you don't give anything to your daughter..
00:34..then will she leave the house empty-handed?
00:36Not even that much that you should have given her..
00:37..the expenses of a month or two. But no.
00:38You said that all my worries will be over.
00:40When you are giving your worries to others..
00:42..then your worries will be over, isn't it?
00:44Can you give birth to two daughters?
00:45Can't you raise two sons-in-law?
00:58Oh, my God!
01:00No, uncle. Uncle.
01:04Uncle. No.
01:06Uncle. Uncle, I..
01:08No. Uncle, why should I hit you?
01:10Uncle, you are my elder.
01:11Uncle, it happens to children.
01:13Uncle. Uncle.
01:15Uncle, I am sorry. Uncle, I am very sorry.
01:17Sir, what have you done?
01:20Why are you interfering in my family matters?
01:21Yes.
01:22You are a walking bulldozer.
01:23You are a rotten woman. Shut up.
01:25Get out.
01:28Oh.
01:30Oh.
01:31I am sorry. I am sorry, Tisa baby. I am so sorry.
01:33No. Dinosaur.
01:35Anna.
01:38You people do your work.
01:47Your honour.
01:48My client Mr. Vinod Kalra..
01:50..has been accused by Mrs. Kavita Mahatre..
01:53..that she has kidnapped her husband Mr. Anand Mahatre..
01:55..and killed him.
01:58But this is not the truth, your honour.
02:00A suicide note has been found in the compartment of the train..
02:03..with Mr. Anand Mahatre's body.
02:05It is clearly written that she committed suicide..
02:08..because of the situation.
02:10Yes, your honour.
02:12Mrs. Mahatre has complained..
02:14..that her husband was kidnapped on 13th October at 11 o'clock.
02:18But on 13th October at 11 o'clock..
02:23..Mr. Vinod Kalra was sitting in front of me.
02:26His car collided with a truck.
02:29He had come to file a complaint.
02:31I lodged an FIR..
02:33..and took him to Bhatia hospital..
02:35..and got his bandage done. That's it.
02:37Shirodkar, how many times are you lying?
02:39Did you forget that you were in the court on 13th October at 11 o'clock?
02:42You were being tried for bribery.
02:44Inspector Shirodkar.
02:46Is this true?
02:47Your honour, yes. But I..
02:50What? What?
02:51What? What?
02:53Shut up.
02:54Inspector Shirodkar should be arrested.
02:57He should be tried for false testimony in the court.
03:00Sir, I don't remember with whom he came.
03:03But yes, he had a head injury.
03:05And I had stitched him and sent him away.
03:07Mr. Sardesai, if you file a complaint against Mr. Vinod on 13th..
03:10..it will be a big problem.
03:11Why?
03:12Because between 12th October and 17th October..
03:15..Mrs. Sardesai was having a holiday with Mr. Sardesai..
03:17..in the minute hotel of Goa.
03:19And if you are not that Sardesai..
03:20..then who was that Sardesai?
03:22What nonsense are you talking? Just shut up.
03:24Hey, she was not with anyone else. She was with me.
03:26We had gone for a holiday.
03:30So if you are taking a holiday from 12th October in Goa..
03:33..then who did this to Mr. Vinod on 13th October?
03:37Arrest Dr. Sardesai as well.
03:40Cancel his medical practitioner certificate as well.
03:44Court is adjourned till tomorrow.
03:47What has happened to me?
03:48What did I say?
03:49Hey, lawyer, are you in the mood to play cricket?
03:53Two wickets in two balls. What is your intention?
03:55Hey, you rascal.
03:58What has happened to me?
04:00What has happened to me?
04:02What has happened to me?
04:03Why am I speaking so truthfully?
04:05Good morning, sir.
04:07Won't you tell me how I am looking today?
04:09Srideviya Madhuri.
04:12Sir, tell me.
04:14Please, sir.
04:15You are looking like a devil's aunt.
04:16You are looking like a bomb which can explode at any time.
04:18Why don't you wear a burqa and go out?
04:19Do you know how scared the kids must be seeing you?
04:23Oh, mean, sir.
04:24No, I am not mean.
04:26When you are sitting, you look like a buffalo sitting in water.
04:32Okay, I resign.
04:38Sir, sir, sir.
04:39Sir, how do I look?
04:40Don't I look exactly like Mr. Dharam?
04:42Mr. Dharam, you insulted me so much.
04:44You don't look like Dharamender, you look like a monkey.
04:46You walk around like a chicken.
04:48You eat like a dog all day long.
04:49One day you will explode like a mosquito.
04:50Your dead body will be lying on the road.
04:51You will have to call the police to pick you up.
04:53And sometimes you take a bath like a buffalo.
04:55Your clothes stink so much.
04:56The entire staff is worried about you.
04:57If your clothes are washed instead of the chloroform in the hospital..
05:00..then the patient will go into a coma.
05:04Don't pull my stomach.
05:05Your stomach is outside even after pulling my stomach.
05:07Cutting the dead body's hair doesn't make it lighter.
05:10What nonsense am I talking?
05:11What am I saying?
05:11In my control?
05:12You come under my control or else I will cut you and throw you away.
05:17Darling, Sona, love, my baby.
05:19What are you doing here?
05:19You go away from here.
05:20I won't meet anyone today.
05:21Please. Please you go away from here.
05:22I have not come to talk to you.
05:24I have come to ask you what did you tell daddy..
05:26..that his BP has become low and you had to call a doctor for him.
05:29Oh, so the old man is saved.
05:30Yes.
05:30I thought he must have left by now.
05:32What nonsense are you talking?
05:34I am not talking nonsense, I am telling the truth.
05:35I told him clearly that I married you because of his name and wealth.
05:39Yes, I was after you like a sweet potato.
05:41I also lied in front of your car.
05:42But you are such a stupid girl that you couldn't catch such a small lie.
05:45I kept worshipping your father's face with his ears, nose and mouth.
05:49I thought that he will become the umbrella of my life.
05:51But you, you made me bald.
05:53Because of respect and self-respect you made me a beggar and left me.
05:59Oh no, I am sorry.
06:01I am sorry, Sona.
06:02Sona, forgive me, Sona.
06:04Sona, what should I do?
06:05The truth is coming out of my mouth.
06:07You said it, didn't you?
06:10I will admit my answer in the court.
06:12Sona.
06:14Oh God, now no one can save me from getting divorced.
06:16What has happened to me?
06:18Only my son Chintu can save me.
06:19Chintu, son, I am coming.
06:25Listen, let's go to the San Andreas school quickly.
06:28Brother, you didn't recognize me?
06:30Laddu Singh. Brother, I am Laddu Singh.
06:31Whatever it is, let's go quickly.
06:32Sit, brother. Sit.
06:33Laddu Singh has come.
06:34I don't know who Laddu Singh is.
06:36Brother, that's not the car.
06:38Let's go quickly.
06:39Brother, you didn't recognize me?
06:41When you went to Bombay for the first time..
06:43..I was the one who dropped you off at Anand Mahal.
06:46And you advised me that brother, it's better to hire a taxi.
06:50Never buy your own car.
06:51First of all, are you Anil Kapoor..
06:53..that I can recognize you by your face?
06:54There are 1.5 lakh taxi drivers in this city.
06:56I will remember everyone's faces.
06:58And the second thing is that I must have advised you..
07:00..because I must have recognized you by your face..
07:02..that you don't have the capacity to buy a cycle.
07:03You will buy a taxi and you will eat grass.
07:05And what do you eat? Grains or grass?
07:07Which passenger is sitting in which mood?
07:09He is not in his senses. You have started spoiling him.
07:11And your wife will be helpless.
07:12She will have to live with you.
07:13If I was your wife, I would have kicked you out of the house..
07:16..and divorced you.
07:18I would have divorced you.
07:21Hey, let me go.
07:22Laddu brother, get down.
07:24No. Get down.
07:25I made a mistake.
07:26I will slap you. Get down.
07:27One minute.
07:28I am telling you to get down.
07:29Laddu brother.
07:30Come on.
07:31I couldn't bear it.
07:32I am in a fix.
07:33I am in a fix.
07:34I am in a fix.
07:36It was a julab.
07:38Chintu.
07:39Chintu, my dearest.
07:40My yellow. My blue.
07:42Everyone here is yellow.
07:43Chintu. Chintu.
07:44I am not Chintu.
07:45Chintu. Chintu.
07:46Dad.
07:47Chintu. Chintu.
07:48Come here.
07:50Chintu, I am in a big problem.
07:51I cannot speak of anything other than the truth.
07:53Tell your mom not to leave me.
07:54What happened?
07:55The God has accepted my wish.
07:57What wish?
07:58Dad, last night I gave my broken star to wish you..
08:02..that you should never lie.
08:03You should have wished to God that your daddy dies.
08:07Half of the world has become my enemy since morning.
08:09Son, tell God to cancel your wish.
08:11Or else your daddy will be angry.
08:14Daddy, I wished to see the breaking star last night.
08:17How can I bring stars in the day now?
08:20You have made a good arrangement, my son.
08:22Go and play. Play.
08:26Wish?
08:28Is it possible?
08:30Hey, lawyer.
08:31You were getting thrashed in front of the judge in the court.
08:35You were getting thrashed. Now you have become thin.
08:37Come on, brother. Call him. Come on.
08:39Hey, you old man with an empty bottle of cold drink.
08:41You are wearing wet slippers.
08:43Hey, look at this. Look at this.
08:48Did you go to the court after hitting a brandy in the morning..
08:50..or did you just throw the mud?
08:51Believe me, brother. I can't lie.
08:54Shut up. Shut up.
08:55I am telling the truth.
08:57Shut up. Shut up.
08:59You are such a big liar that you must have cried..
09:02..your first tear after being born from your mother's womb.
09:04Hey, lawyer.
09:05Whatever happened to brother Vinod..
09:07..he didn't open his mouth and put it in his stomach..
09:09..like a paperweight.
09:14What happened?
09:15You touched me when I was happy.
09:17You are a stinking papad.
09:18Why do you always give me a gun?
09:21Did you forget how my wife slapped you that day?
09:24She showed you stars in the day but you didn't mend your ways.
09:25And you keep showing me guns.
09:27Do you ever use them?
09:29Get lost.
09:30Raj. Raj. Raj. What are you doing?
09:31We are your well-wishers.
09:32Why are you calling us well-wishers?
09:34You keep dancing on the gun point like girls.
09:36Should I become a well-wisher?
09:38Hey. Hey.
09:38Don't shout.
09:40You keep shouting like a dog.
09:42What did you tell me in my office that day?
09:44That I will shoot you. Who will fight your case?
09:46Don't you have any manners?
09:48Why did you call me that night?
09:50Do you know that my wife left me because of you?
09:52Don't you know how to talk on the phone?
09:55Rascal.
09:56God made you a human being.
09:57He made you a donkey.
09:58A donkey without horns.
10:01A man with ten dogs in his mouth is a lion.
10:03Raj. Raj.
10:05Raj.
10:07Raj, what happened?
10:08If you want to be famous, listen to me carefully.
10:12Being a good boy is not your game.
10:14You have to be a good boy.
10:16You have to be a good boy.
10:17You have to be a good boy.
10:19You have to be good.
10:20You have to be a good boy.
10:21You have to be a good boy.

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