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00:00Oh baby bhajiya aage ye ghar ghar mein Oh baby bhajiya
00:15Meri ek shard hai ki shaade ke baad
00:20Waleed aur Saman alag ghar mein rehenge
00:24Kya?
00:27Main sahi bata rahi hu yeh sirf bahana hai, bilkul bahana hai
00:32Darasal usne apni demand poori karani hai, lo demand toh dekho
00:36Alag ghar leke do, yeh karke do, woh karke do, wah
00:41Kya aap Saman ke liye naya rishta dhond rahe hain?
00:45Naya matlab?
00:47Pichla toh tumne khatam kar diya na, ab rishta toh dekhna hai
00:51Maine thodi khatam ki hai
00:53Maine toh sirf apni shard batayi aur sochne ka mauka diya tha
00:57Acha?
00:59Unhone toh me jaate huye yeh kaha tha ki hum soch ke jawaab denge
01:03Nahi na?
01:15Arey tumne itni parishani mein mujhe bulaya, koi baat hai?
01:18Haan haan, jab hi toh bulaya hai
01:20Jamal theke?
01:21Haan
01:22Walaikum assalam beta, jeeti roh
01:25Yeh leche ka
01:29Arey beta, beto humare chadh chai piyo
01:34Acha, chalein main bet jaate huye yahaan par
01:38Baatein bhi ho jayenge na
01:41Khaas ji ka sharbat la doge?
01:43Kya hua bhabhi?
01:44Aap betein, main aapke liye syrup leke aati hoke
01:48Kya ho gaye, tum usko kyun bitha rahi ho?
01:51Baat karni hai na mujhe tum se?
01:53Tu bhi na, kya ho jayata agar wo amare saath baith kar, do baatein kar leti?
01:57Hmm, do baatein karti aur chaar jaake lagati phuppo ko
02:01Arey nahi nahi, Farhat aisi nahi hai
02:04Arey acha, Farhat aisi nahi hai, lekin phuppo toh aisi hai na
02:07Tume kya pata, kitni gaadi chhan rahi hai aaj kal dono ki
02:10Besti bani ghoom rahi hai ghar mein
02:12Acha?
02:13Toh tune mujhe phone karke phuppo ki baatein karne bulaya hai?
02:16Arey bhai, apna gham halka karne ke liye bulaya hai
02:19Parishan hoon main bahut, joo kuch hua hai na, sab meri wajah se hua hai
02:23Dekho Azra, yeh chai ka kab haath se chhoot jaye ho
02:27Aur neeche gir jaye toh toot jata hai
02:29Toh phir dubara joda nahi jaa sakta
02:32Aur nahi iska gham manaya jaa sakta
02:35Balke aisa sochna chahiye aur koshish karni chahiye
02:38Ke ainda yeh haath se na chhute aur na gire
02:42Yahaan main apna gham tumhare saamne lekar baithi hui hu
02:45Apne masal leke baithi hui hu
02:47Aur tum hoon ke kitchen se bahar hi nahi aa rahi
02:49Misaal bhi der rahi hoon toh chai ke kab ki
02:51Arey bhai, saare zindagi maine toh kitchen mein guzaari hai
02:54Toh kitchen ki misaal dungi na
02:56Gujreve pe apsoz karne ke bajahe, koshish karo
03:00Ke maamla samal jaye
03:02Wahi toh kar rahi hain, bhabhi
03:04Yeh sirab doon hain aapko?
03:08Aap khaas hi theek ho gayi hai, baad mein peelungi
03:11Chanak, theek hai
03:20Aap log baithe
03:25Haan batao, kya baat karni thi tumhne mujhse?
03:29Kya karun mein? Sabke nazron mein toh main hi boori ban jayi na
03:33Sabko yeh hi lagta hai ki sab kuch meri wajah se hua hai
03:35Aur hua toh meri wajah se hi hai, asal baat toh yeh hi hai
03:38Lekin iske peeche jo dimaag chal raha hai na
03:41Woh phuppo, uski beti aur uski beti ka chal raha hai
03:44Aap kum bhi zate apna dimaag ladao, kuch batao mujhe ke kya karun main
03:49Mausam bada khubsurat hai phuppo
03:53Jamal miya yeh main kya sun rahi hu?
03:57Kya?
03:59Ke Saman aur Waleed miya ko anab kiye jaane ka plan ban raha hai
04:04Yeh aapse kisne ga?
04:06Kya tumhe nahi pata hai?
04:08Main kuch nahi jaanti, yeh toh phir chugli ho jayegi
04:11Jab baat tum tak paunchegi, toh khud hi paunchegi
04:13Main nahi jaanti
04:14Asam lele phuppo, mere toh ilm mein bhi nahi hai baat
04:17Alo, woh toh kirai ka ghar dhoonda jaana hai, zora shor se
04:21Sab kuch mujhe chhupani ki kya zorat thi?
04:23Maine kaunse kisi ke pahar mein bediya daali nahi hai
04:26Cha, toh tum kai ko barham ho rahe ho, chhodo pare
04:29Woh, meri toh khwaish hai ki hum sab bhai saath rahe hain
04:34Agar kisi ko alag hone hain aur alag hoke dakhe kaane ka shaukha tha
04:37Shau, pura karne hain apna
04:38Ab dekha na, isi liye toh main koi baat nahi batati hu, katrati hu
04:41Ki tum phoron ghusay mein aa jaate ho, ab aa gaye hain na ghusay mein
04:44Nahi phuppo, main ghusay mein nahi hu, mujhe dukh hai
04:50Jab se gosh samala hai, aaj tak inhi ki bhalayi ke liye sab kuch karta raho
04:56Koi aisa kaam nahi khiye jo apni zaat ke liye ho
04:59Sab kuch inhi bhalayi ke liye hai
05:01Iske baaujood bhi agar yeh alag hona chahate hai toh, ho jaye phuppo
05:06Khair, tumhari kurbaniyon ko toh koi jhutla nahi sakta bhai
05:12Thag gaya ho phuppo, thag gaya ho main sab cheezon se
05:16Sahi keh rahe ho, aakhan koi kab tak kare
05:19Bas, theek hai
05:21Main aaj hi doh tok baat karunga, main kyu kisi ka mujrim bani hain
05:31Malik
05:45Malik
05:47Aaj hai Jamal bhai
05:51Baith
05:57Kya ho Jamal bhai
05:59Tum alag kar lene chahate hain
06:03Yeh aapse kisne ka?
06:05Yaar jisne bhi ka hai
06:07Tum Saman ko leke alag hona chahate ho, toh mujhe koi itraaz nahi bhai
06:11Tum rahe sakte ho, bhalke tumhe agar mere zarat hai, toh main tumhare saath ho
06:19Jamal bhai, aapse kaha kisne mujhe batayein, jo aap ilzaam naga rahein mujhe
06:29Aaj hai
06:31Shehnaaz
06:33Ji
06:35Saman un logon ko pasanda aagayi hai
06:37Aur maine unhe kal ghar bula liye
06:42Accha toh wo, pehle rishta ke baare mein aapne unse baat
06:45Koi baat nahi karega, khatm ho chuka wo rishta
06:48Samaj aayi
06:50Ladka chutiyon pe aaya hua hai
06:53Agar kal baat ban jati hai toh,
06:55Hum saadhgi se nikah karge, Saman ko rukhsat kar denge
06:59Kya ho gaya Qureshi sir?
07:01Itni jaldi kis baat ki hai?
07:04Na un logon se mulaqat hui hai, na koi baat hui hai, hum unhe jaante nahi aur
07:09Lambi mangani chala ke bhi dekh liya tumne, kya nateeja nikla?
07:14Khair, khal wo log aa rahe hain, unse mil bhi lena
07:18Aur koi sawal jawab ho toh wo bhi pooch lena
07:20Waise, Ahmed sahab ke rishtedaar hai, ehtbaar ka koi masla nahi
07:28Wa, lekin woh
07:30Kya?
07:32Please, kal nahi bulayiyega
07:34Kal kyu na bulao?
07:36Woh, Shakeela ke dol ki hai na
07:39Ab yeh Shakeela koun hai?
07:41Arre yeh Jaleel sahab ki beti ki shadi hai na, usme jaana hai
07:44Jaleel sahab ki beti ki shadi hai na, usme jaana hai
07:46Ab yeh Shakeela koun hai?
07:48Arre yeh Jaleel sahab ki beti ki shadi hai na, usme jaana hai
07:51Hadd ho gaya hai, Shehnaaz
07:53Tume apni beti ki shadi ki koi fikar nahi hai
07:56Aur doosron ki shadi pe jaake tappe gaane ka shauk hai
07:59Kya ho gaya Khureshi sahab, kaisi baatein kar rahe hain aap?
08:03Aaj hum unki khushiyon mein shamil honge, toh kal ko wo bhi hamari beti ki shadi mein aayenge
08:09Acha, theek hai
08:11Unhone parson bula loonga
08:13Lekin parson ka matlab hai, parson
08:16Ek minute bhi aage peeche nahi
08:18Jee theek hai
08:20Par haan, koi aur baat pooch nahi hai toh abhi pooch lo
08:26Paan khaane ke baad main koi jawab nahi doonga
08:30Pooch nahi hai koi baat?
08:33Nahi, kuch nahi kehna
08:40Mangni se lekar ab tak, maine aapse shadi ke matlab koi baat ki, koi pressure dala
08:46Jo bhi aap logon hai faisla kiya, maine usse tasleem kiya
08:49Kuch nahi kaha aage se
08:55Mere kehne ke matlab yeh nahi tha
08:57Nahi, agar yeh matlab nahi tha, toh phir aapne yaqeen kaise kar liya is baat pe?
09:02Aapko meri baat pe yaqeen nahi hai?
09:05Nahi hai na yaqeen?
09:07Iska aal hai mere paas
09:09Arey Waleed, kya kar rahe ho?
09:11Ek baat ruke, ruke Jamal bhai
09:13Kya kar rahe ho?
09:15Saman, main tum se shadi nahi kar sakta
09:18Waleed, Waleed
09:21Tume jo bhi acha rishta mil raha hai, tum uske liye haan keh do
09:24Kyunke main bhi yeh jega haan keh chuka hoon
09:26Aur sobha main oothi tumhare ghar bhijwa doonga
09:30Waleed, yeh kya keh tumne yaar?
09:35Maine saara chhukda hi khatam kar diya Jamal bhai
09:38Aap toh khush hai na aap?
09:43Waleed, Waleed
09:48Waleed
10:02Saman, Saman, bahut gadbad ho gaye
10:05Waleed, tumhare abba ne musse puchhe baghar tumhara rishta teh kar diya
10:09Aur shadi bhi jaldi karne ka keh rahe hain
10:11Ladka mulse bahar hota hai aur
10:13Ab wo beya kar tumhe hum se saath samandar door lekar chala jaayega
10:18Tum, kuch bol kyun nahi rahi ho?
10:22Tum jaldi se Waleed ko call karo, usse koh ke apne gharwalon ko beje
10:25Jaldi karo
10:29Saman, main tum se shadi nahi kar sakta
10:36Tumhe jo bhi achha rishta mil raha hai, tum uske liye haan keh do
10:40Kyun ke main bhi ek jega haan keh chuka ho
10:42Aur sobha main angooti tumhare ghar bhijwa doonga
11:05Azra
11:23Azra
11:30Ammi
11:32Azra
11:33Ammi
11:42Azra
11:45Ammi
11:48Ammi
11:54Ammi
11:59Azra
12:00Ammi
12:03Ammi
12:07Ammi
12:13Aap yaha baithi hai?
12:15Abhi thodi dair pahal tumhe dekh kar nahi aap yaha nahi thi
12:18Yahi toh tumhara masla hai Azra
12:20Tum dhyan nahi deti ho
12:22Sab kuch tumhare saamne hota hai, lekin tumhe nazar nahi aata
12:26Aise kyun keh rahi hai?
12:28Ab toh main har kaam dhyan se kar rahi ho, achche dil ke saath
12:30Achche dil ke saath
12:32Tumhara dil agar achcha ho gaya hai, toh iska yeh matlab har kez nahi hai
12:36Ke tumhare aas paas jo log hai, un sabke dil achche ho gaye hai
12:39Paheliyan kyun gujwa rahi hai?
12:41Saaf saaf bolayin kya kehna hai
12:43Main toh tumhe bas yeh kehna chahati hoon
12:45Ke kabhi kabhi saamne walon ko ayna dikhana padta hai
12:48Aur ab, Shehnaaz ko ayna dikhane ki zaroorat hai
12:52Aur usse humein kya milega?
12:54Khushiya
12:56Mujhe kuch bhi samajh mein nahi aara, kyu uljha rahe hain baaton mein?
12:59Seedhi seedhi baat karein
13:01Seedhi si baat hai, koi bhi maa apni beti ki bani banai baat ko kharab hone nahi deti
13:08Wahi yeh sab kuch toh humein pata hai, aur hum yeh hi samjhane ki koshish kar rahe hain Shehnaaz ko
13:14Ismein kaun si nahi baat hai?
13:16Nahi baat hai Shehnaaz ka ghusah, jo uski akal par haavi ho gaya hai
13:20Ek tarah se dekha jaye, toh Shehnaaz bilkul theek kar rahi hai
13:23Main uski jagah hoti na, toh main bhi yeh hi karti
13:26Haan, waise tum bhi toh
13:30Mera matlab hai, ki tum bhi toh usse ki tez ho na
13:36Mehraal, humne jitna samjhana tha Shehnaaz ko, wo samjha liya
13:41Har tarah se koshish kar ke dekh liye
13:43Aur jo rahi sahi kasar thi na, wo Waleed ne poori kar di
13:46Mekar uski samajh mein hi nahi aara
13:47Azra, abhi bhi derd nahi hui
13:50Main toh aaj kal jitna bhi achha karne ki koshish kar rahi ho na
13:53Ulta mene gale mein hi par raha hai wo
13:55Aaj shaam ko Raheela ke haan sab jama hunge
13:58Sab khush hunge
14:00Wahot achha mauka hoga, Shehnaaz ko aisaas dilarega
14:04Shehnaaz toh pehle hi khush hai
14:06Beti bahar chali jaayegi, uske baad yeh khud bhi bahar chali jaayegi
14:10Koi bhi maa apni beti ko apni aankho saabh rahe hain
14:12Woh yeh chahti hai, ki uski beti uskar mein jaaye
14:15Jahaan par woh bachpan se aati jaati ho, sab log jaanne waale ho
14:19Kaunsi maa hogi, jo apni beti ko samandar paar bhej kar khush hogi
14:25Hmm
14:27Yeh mashwaara toh bahot achha diya aapne waise
14:32Ab zara, itna bhi koshish kar ke dekh liye
14:35Main toh aaj koshish kar ke dekh liye
14:38Main toh aaj koshish kar ke dekh liye
14:41Ab zara, ek dar tot ke aur bata de na
14:44Is phuppo ke liye, iska kya karoon
14:51Hai
14:55Chalenge
15:10Chalenge
15:34Hadd ho gayi hai, aadeh gante ke liye kya gaye hain
15:37Cash mein gadbad ho gayi na
15:39Ma'am, aapko pakka yaad hai ke amount yahi thi
15:42Ladki
15:44Yeh dekho saari entry, yeh dekho
15:47Main joot bol rahi hoon, sab likha main na isme
15:50Arre nahi, mera matlab hai ke aap log material ka order dene gaye the toh
15:53shayad kuch cash waha
15:55Nahi, woh humne credit pin liye
15:57Nahi nahi Asma, isse yekeen nahi aayega
16:00Ek kaam karo, yeh mera bag hai
16:02Isme tum paise dekh lo, kahi maine toh nahi chori kar liye
16:04Nahi nahi, tum dekho, please dekho Asma
16:05Arre, aap itna hyper kyu ho rahi hain, aap relax karein, tabiyat bigad jayi
16:09Hyper toh yeh mujhe kah rahi hain, paay paay karke hum jod rahi hain isko
16:13Aur upar se iske laam parwari ke wajah se, kitna hazaaron ka nukhsaan ho gaya hamara
16:17Ma'am, aap mere yekeen karein, aapke peeche bhootik mein koi mashkoot banda bhi nahi aaya
16:22Haan, ek do client aaye the, jinko maine dressings diye, aur cash receive kiya tha
16:26Jiska hisaab main aapko de chuki ho
16:28Agar aapko phir bhi lagta hai ke meri wajah se nukhsaan hua hai toh
16:30Ma'am, aap please meri salary se kaat le
16:33Asi baatein kar rahi ho, tumhe lagta hai mai tum par shak karungi
16:37Dekho, hum toh me chaur nahi keh rahein, sirf laab parwaah keh rahein
16:41Kyuki jo chori karta hai na, uske tankhaani kaati jaati hai, isse seeda police ke hawale kiya jaata hai
16:46Arre, nahi nahi, aisi baat nahi hai
16:49Dekho, tu please relax karo, aur jao jaakar paani piyo
16:53Ma'am, mai aapko keh rahi thi na, ki bhootik mein security cameras lagwa le
16:57Suno, usne jo karna hoga na, wo karnegi, usko mashware mat do
17:01Jao jao ke apna huliya durust karo
17:03Clients aayenge toh kya sochenge
17:05Hum khud pehsala kar lenge, kya lagwa na hai, kya nahi ha
17:10Aap bhi thoda relax kare na
17:13Dekhi, business mein aise, chote mote nukhsaanat toh hote rehte hain
17:17Bas chhodein, Allah khair karega
17:20Chai mangwa hoon aapke liye
17:22Nahi bas, thanda mangwa do
17:23Sar chikra rahe hain mera bohot
17:28Main kehte hain
17:54As salam o alaikum
18:05As salam o alaikum
18:12Walaikum as salam
18:23Walaikum as salam
18:27Yaar mujhe na, is store pe chhode de zara
18:30Bro, tum ek baat batao
18:32Jis kaam ke liye tum masjid ke andar gaye the
18:34Wo poora karke kyu nahi aaya darwaza pe
18:36Kya matlab
18:38Nisaan kis maqsat se jaata hai masjid mein, namaz padhne ke liye gaya tha
18:41Itne waise toh hum namaz padhne hi jaata hain
18:43Lekin tum aaj kal jo yeh masjid ke chakkar laga rahe hain
18:46Aur sajda mein jaa kar ghirrda kar kya maang rahe hain, sab malum hain
18:50Kya maang raha jaa rahe hain
18:52Saman ke saath shaadi ke muamlaat mein progress, yeh maang raha jaa rahe hain
18:55Main tujhe pehle bhi bol chuka tha
18:57Ke Saman ke chapter close ho chuka hai
18:59Hum us baar mein baat nahi kare toh betar hain
19:01Beta, main tumhara dost ho
19:03Yeh toh tumhare chehre pe sab likhaawa hai
19:05Ke kaunsi kahaani khatam ho chuki
19:07Aur kaunsi kahaani khatam nahi hui hain
19:09Aur aise hi kahaani jo hai na
19:11Yu hi khatam nahi ho jaati hain
19:13Ho gaya tere lecture
19:15Nahi, abhi thoda baaki hai
19:17Aur mujhe malum hai yaar
19:19Iss waqt iss cheez ko dekhte bhi neglect ki jaata hai
19:22Ke tu chota hai, tu bachcha hai
19:24Lekin voice-read wala karanama jo tumhne kiya hai na
19:27Usse toh yeh baat confirm ho jaati hain
19:29Phir tu kya chahata hai, main kya karu?
19:32Main meri yaar, tumhne itna achcha mauka tha, wo gawa diya
19:35Arre yaar, uske abba akele the
19:37Direct jaa ke baat karte hain unse
19:39Kya problem thi isme?
19:41Hamare yaar yeh baatein bade karte hain
19:43Bachche nahi karte hain
19:45Beta, jin do choto ne
19:47Poori zindagi bade bade faisle karne hain na
19:49Aam deserve karte hi shadi karna hai kya?
19:51Toh phir kya karo?
19:53Akli namaz mein full chaap bapu bachcha banke jao
19:57Aur koshish karna hai ki uncle ke saath wali sabh jo hai na
20:00Ussi mein barabar mein namaz par
20:02Jaise hi uncle salaam khe rahe
20:05Tum bhi unko wahaan se assalamualaikum kahe ke
20:07Baat shuru kar dena, khatam baat se wo
20:11Yaar, woh main toh iss wajah se keh raha hu
20:14Tumki wohi yeh waqt hai
20:16Jab uncle ke moong mein paan nahi hoga
20:17Warna har waqt tumki yeh moong mein paan nahi hoga
20:19Paan nahi hoga
20:45Ammi, yeh biryani masala mein pekh rahe hoon
20:47Kyun?
20:49Bhai, packet ke upar likha hai
20:51Ke packet ke khulne ke ek hafte ke andar andar istamaal kar rahe hain
20:55Arre beta, masaale thodi kharab hote hain
20:57Rakh do, istamaal kar lenge
20:59Arre, company wale bewaqoof hain kya?
21:01Nahi, laal chahiye
21:03Patni se aaj, itna kaam ka shauk kahan se padh gaya
21:06Yeh dekho, yahan laga do, acchi lagegi?
21:10Haan?
21:12Tumne phek diya?
21:14Haan, toh jo kiya, sahi kiya na
21:18Accha, chalo yeh sab chhodo aur jaake tayyaar ho jao
21:21Kisle?
21:23Wo, Ishqila ke tolki mein jaana hai na
21:26Mujhe bata hai beta, tumhara dil nahi chahe raha hoga
21:29Lekin, maine woh, tumhare abba se bahana kiya hai
21:32Nahi jaayenge, toh main jhoti par jaunge
21:34Bahana karne ka fayda kya hua?
21:47Mujhe bata hai beta, tumhara dil nahi chahe raha hoga
21:50Lekin, maine woh, tumhare abba se bahana kiya hai
21:53Nahi jaayenge, toh main jhoti par jaunge
21:56Bahana karne ka fayda kya hua?
21:59Mujhe bata hai beta, tumhara dil nahi chahe raha hoga
22:02Lekin, maine woh, tumhare abba se bahana kiya hai
22:05Nahi jaayenge, toh main jhoti par jaunge
22:08Bahana karne ka fayda kya hua?
22:11Mujhe bata hai beta, tumhare abba se bahana kiya hai
22:14Nahi jaayenge, toh main jhoti par jaunge
22:17Bahana karne ka fayda kya hua?
22:20Nahi jaayenge, toh main jhoti par jaunge
22:23Nahi jaayenge, toh main jhoti par jaunge
22:26Aapne bila baja Sadia ko itna daant diya
22:29Lahaz mein maine sabh usse daant aa hi hai
22:32Varna harkat toh usse police ke jaane wale ki thi
22:35Arre nahi nahi, kisi baatein kar rahi hain aap?
22:38Bahot arse se mere saath hai
22:41Bharose wali ladki hai
22:44Aur yeh chhoti chhoti baat par
22:47Hum hurt nahi kar sakte hain
22:50Toh theek hai phir, nukhsaan uthao tum
22:54Ek kaam karte hain
22:57Buteek mein camera laga dete hain
23:00Phir aisa masla ho gayi nahi, hai na?
23:03Aap bedi ne agar nukhsaan pahuchane ki thaan liye
23:06Toh amma, camera rokh sakta hai kya usse?
23:09Khud batao
23:11Mummy, chale?
23:14Haan baba ko bolo, gadi start karein, main aati hu haan
23:17Aam, woh, usko ghumane lekar jaa rahe hain, zid kar raha tha
23:23Aap bhi iss baat ko bhool chahein, aur woh theek kar rahi hain
23:27Theek hai, tum kehti ho toh kar leti hun
23:30Magar agli dafah usne aisa hi kiya na, toh mai chhodungi nahi usse haan, bata rahi hun amma
23:35Khuda hafiz
23:37Khuda hafiz
23:39Tohi mahinat se paisa bana rahi hai, aisa thodi ki koi bhi utha kar le jaa
23:43Toh ne kiya hai na
23:45Haan na
23:47Aisa tha nahi mamo aisa
23:49Loh bhala batao, yeh kya baat ho, yeh toh woh hi hua, gulahe bhi lazat
23:52Arrey amma, har cheez ka faida foran nazar nahi aata, antazaar karna padta hai, sabar karun
23:58Phir dekho kya hota hai
24:09Dekho tum, kitna pyaara lag raha hai, yeh lo, yeh bhi paidu
24:13Mummy, bas na
24:14Beta, ab jaa hi rahi ho toh thoda dhang se tayyaar hokar chali jao, yeh lo
24:24Waha thodi dekh ke liye jaa kar baithenge, but zyada del hi nahi lakaenge, please
24:29Haan, haan, aisa hi karenge
24:31Woh, suno beta, agar koi maha rishte ke baare mein koi sawal kare na, toh
24:36Ammi, aap fikar nahi karen, mai koi aisi baat nahi karungi, jisse log humaare paare mein baatein banaaye
24:42Good, aur thodi chehre pe muskaan bhi rakh le na
24:47Woh, pata hai, aurte jo hai na, woh chehre aap pad kar antaza laga lete hain
24:52Ammi, utse yeh nahi hoga, aapko pata hai
24:55Poshish kar le na
24:57Achha, chalo, yeh toh paindho na
24:59Ammi, chodiyan, ammi bas, mujhe chodiyan nahi paindhi aap
25:02Ammi, chodiyan, ammi bas, mujhe chodiyan nahi paindhi aap
25:06Kyu, please, haan
25:09Are, tum log gaye nahi abhi tak
25:12Bas jaane lagein, dupahar mein thodi jaana tha
25:15Woh, khaana maana toh khaage aaoge na
25:18Qureshi sahab, dhol ki evaleema thodi hai, ghar aakar khaenge
25:22Aur aapke liye na banaakar rakh diya, bhook lage toh khaali jiyega
25:24Mujhe abhi bhook nahi hai, thodi der baad mai bhi baar jaaunga
25:27Doston ke saath ek program hai, khaana baar hi khaunga
25:29Achcha, jinnu theek hai, darwaze achche se band karke jaaye
25:32Chalo aajo beta, der ho rahi aajo
25:35Phone toh lelo apna
25:37Isko kya hua hai?
25:39Kuch nahi, kuch nahi hua
26:00Mashallah, acha lag raha hai na?
26:03Haan, kaafi log aa gaye, hum late ho gaye, lag raha hai na?
26:06Arey, aao, Azra
26:08Assalamwalekum
26:10Mubarak bopi raha hai na, mubarak
26:12Khair, mubarak
26:14Achcha, haan, mujhe tumse ek baat karne, instead of the side
26:16Nahi, nahi, Azra, aaj baat nahi ho sakte, aaj bahot kaam hai
26:18Aaj koi baat nahi ho sakte
26:20Zaroori baat hai, samjha karo na
26:22Kin kya baat hai, aaj mein tumhe ek minute bhi nahi de sakte
26:24Achcha, jau, jau tum dhusan ke paas jau, shabash
26:26Dekho, jau na
26:27Dekho, jau na
26:31Dekho, main ye baat kiye bagar reh nahi sakti tumse, bahot important baat hai
26:35Azra, baat baad mein kar le na
26:37Tumhare screw tight kar dungi main, agar nahi suni meri baat, chalo
26:39Aja, sorry
26:41Arey, chalo toh sahi, meri baat suno, dekho please
26:43Kya hu mo Azra?
26:45Tumne mere ek kaam karna hai aaj, tumne Shehnaaz ko daawad di hai?
26:47Haan, haan, milkul bulaya hai usse
26:49Achcha, bas tum ek kaam karna, jab Shehnaaz aaye na, usko bilkul mere saath bithana
26:54Aur samman ko meri devrani kahke, ya mujhe uski jihani kahke mukhatib karna
27:00Achcha, toh tuwara kaam ho jayega?
27:03Dekho, zarur karna, main chahateyun ke toote huye rishte dubara jor jaye
27:09Kyu, wo rishta toot kya hai kya?
27:12Bas ye hi samjho, baad mein bataungi tumhe sab kuch, jo kaha hai bas waisa karna
27:16Dekho, agar tumne aaj mera saath nahi diya na, toh humare ghar ki fushiyon roop jayenge, bahot teer ho jayegi
27:21Achcha, toh fikar nahi karo, arre wo Phoppo bhi toh aa rahe hai na
27:25Phoppo kaun?
27:27Arre, wohi, Phoppo, Jamal ki Phoppo
27:30Phone kab kyu bula liya?
27:32Arre, wo humare mohle ki badi hai bhai
27:34Kisne kaha tha unko bulaane ko?
27:37Badi hai bhai, tumhari kaunse ko lagti hai kya?
27:40Aayi badi kahi se, arre ek number ki kutni aurat hai wo, bila waja bula liya usse museevat ko
27:44Kya hua Azra, aisa kya kar diya unhone?
27:47Mujhe lagta hai ke usne aur uski cheliyon nahi na, Waleed aur Saman ka rishta khatam karwaaya
27:54Hain?
27:58Kya waqet?
28:01Chalo bas tum mera yeh kaam kar de na
28:04Haan hum tumhara kaam kar tumse, thank you, shukriya
28:07Chalo aaj, mehmaan rahte hain
28:09Tum toh badi leh shikara maa rahi ho aaj
28:11Yeh bhi maine ka mauka hai, tachar ho jaati ho, phir kahaar roz-roz mauka aata hai
28:13Main kaise lag rahi hai?
28:15Tu toh popat lag rahi hai
28:17Waalaikum Assalam
28:19Waalaikum Assalam
28:21Arre Amma, tumne toh kaata Raheela ne sirf khaas-khaas log bulaaye hain, toh yeh kaun hai?
28:26Arre, log jab gaadi sarete, tab bhi toh gaadi pe kaala kapda lagate hi, ki nazar na lagaya
28:31Raheela, jino ne aaj tak cycle nahi gharidi, wo gaadi ki baatein kar rahe hain
28:36Jee baat hai, kya ho gaya?
28:38Ab kyu cycle aur gaadi ki chakron mein pad gaye?
28:40Chale na, aaye baite hain, aaj hain, aaye aaye
28:43Aam Amma
28:45Dekh inn dono maa betiyon ko, kaise ikdi usse kaan mein khusar-khusar kar rahi hain
28:50Yeh dono jo hain na, khadi ho ke hamare khilaf koi na, koi saajish planning kar rahi hain, kisi saajish ki
28:56Aam bas karte na, har waqt shakt kyu karte rehti ho, har koi Azra jaisa nahi aata
29:01Main bataado tumhi, mujhe 100% yaqeen hain, ke tumhara yeh event na, kharap karne ki scheme banadi hain
29:07Kya ho gaya Azra, kyu sooch rahi ho aise, chur ho rehne do, kuch nahi hoga
29:12Yeh Azra jo hain na, yeh wo kharboza hai, yeh ko dekh ke na, doosra sarboza rang pakad leta hai
29:17Aaye aaye, kharboza ka ihtmaan bhi hai kya?
29:20Yeh toh mujhe nahi pata, dekhin yeh bata hai ki, yahaan par doosron ki baatein sunne ka koi ihtmaan nahi hain
29:26Arey, tum toh burahi man aa gayi, main tum aise ek baat kar di thi
29:31Ab yeh badi amma keh rahi thi na
29:33Badi amma ho gayi teri maa
29:35Arey, maine toh baat sawal kiya hai, aap khandaan pe kyu ja rahi hain?
29:39Arey bhai, kya ho gaya, inki toh purani aadat hai khandaan tak paushne ki
29:44Arey, inka abhi tumhe pata nahi hai, in logon ko, inke khandaan me kisi ne moon nahi lagaya
29:50Toh phir yeh na, soomti soomti, dhoonti dhoonti, khandaan tak paush gayi
29:53Aur na, sirf us khandaan ke logon pe, balki unke ghar pe, unki cheezon pe, unki jagon pe bhi kabza kar liya
30:00Shukar hai, tum sasta mein choot gayi
30:01Yeh Azra, bas, bohot ho gaya hai
30:04Chup kar jaa meri bachi, chup kar jaa
30:06Azra pichari ko yeh nahi bata na, ki jab parinde shakoon se baith ke khaana kha rahe hain
30:11Aur saam ghosle mein ghuske khaana kha le, toh bhai doosra saam toh rakhna padta hai na, rakhwali ke liye
30:17Haan, aur wo jo doosra saam rakhwali ke liye aata hai na, ek din unhe das ke hi jaata hai
30:22Kyuki wo hota hai asteen ka saam
30:24Lekin be fikaro, mujhe saapon ke sar kuchalne na bohot achi tarah aate hain, aakhir Azra champion hoon main
30:28Zahir hai, ek saap hi doosra saam ki pitrat jaanta hai na
30:33Arre bhai, kya ho gaya aap logon ko?
30:36Khushi ke mauke bhi kya aapne saapon ki baatein shuru kar di
30:39Bhai, hum toh yaha haraam se baitha hai, saam ko toh tum nahi bulaya hai
30:42Singh, arre bhai, agar mukaabla kar nahi hai, toh koi sangeet ka mukaabla karo, koi dholda makka karo, aajo film medaan mein
30:50Arre haan, yeh toh khub hoga, waise bhi hamari Azra, har dholki ki jaan hoti hai
30:55Arre yeh tumhari Azra jab pehda bhi nahi hoi thi na, tab se yeh phuppo jo hai, yeh shaan hoti thi har dholki ki
31:02Phuppo, shaan toh tum abhi bhi ho, lekin chalakiyon ki, dholki ki nahi
31:07Arre toh bhi ho de, do do haath
31:09Bilkot, chalo bhai, chalo chalo
31:11Bhai, jisne jeetna hai na, wo hamari taraf aa jaye, aur jisne harna hai, usko toh bata hai kaan jaana hai
31:15Sab idhar hi aayenge phippon
31:17Chalo bhai, chalo bhai, Azra ki team aa jaye
31:20Azra ki team aa jaye
31:23Banalo team
31:25Hamari team toh wahin baith gaya bhai
31:36Banno tere, abba ki unchi haveli
31:40Banno tere, abba ki unchi haveli
31:44Banno main, tund ta chalna aaya
31:48Banno main, tund ta chalna aaya
31:53Banno tere, maath ki bindiyan cho chamki
31:57Banno tere, math ki bindiyan cho chamki
32:01Banno main, kirne thuntha aaya
32:05Banno main, kirne thuntha aaya
32:09Banno tere, paayal ki cham cham thunke
32:13Banno tere, paiyal ki cham cham thunke
32:17I have come to pick your anklets
32:25I have come to look for you in the upper mansions
32:33I have come to look for you
32:41I will make your eyes meet mine
32:51When my husband speaks nicely, I will turn your house into heaven
33:03When my husband fights, I will turn your house into heaven
33:14I will make your eyes meet mine
33:18When my husband speaks nicely, I will turn your house into heaven
33:30When my husband fights, I will turn your house into heaven
33:41I will make your eyes meet mine
33:49When my husband speaks nicely, I will turn your house into heaven
34:01When my husband fights, I will turn your house into heaven
34:12I will make your eyes meet mine
34:43I will fly a kite on the terrace, but I won't be able to see the greenery
34:55I will fight with my sister-in-law
35:07I will fly a kite on the terrace, but I won't be able to see the greenery
35:20I will fight with my sister-in-law
35:32I will fly a kite on the terrace, but I won't be able to see the greenery
35:41I will fly a kite on the terrace, but I won't be able to see the greenery
35:49My mother-in-law was sitting in the first box
35:56She was singing on the rail
36:03She was singing on the rail
36:11She was sitting in the second box
36:18She was singing on the rail
36:25She was singing on the rail
36:33She was singing on the rail
36:40She was singing on the rail
37:04Do you need anything?
37:08Yes, I do need something
37:11Do you need anything?
37:13No, I just need some information
37:17Yes, tell me
37:19Raheela and Azra have tried to trap us
37:24I think they are planning something to trap us
37:29You can find out
37:31Don't worry
37:33I have heard that Raheela has made a lot of discounts for the wedding
37:39I will go and find out
37:43You can find out where the discounts are
37:46Yes, I will find out
38:02Where are you guys going?
38:06We will go home
38:08Actually, mother is very worried about her family
38:12Which family?
38:14Our family and our children
38:17You don't care about your family. I am an adult
38:20Mother only cares about Jamal
38:26Yes, that's true. What will he eat? He is alone at home
38:29Mother will give him something to eat
38:31She is alone to take care of her family and Jamal
38:35I can understand that Phoppo is worried about her nephew
38:40Why are you going with her?
38:42I am just...
38:44What happened Azra? Let her go
38:46Someone has to go with Rizwana
38:48Yes, go
38:50You don't look well
38:52I will take mother
38:54She is already out of breath
38:56You take rest
38:58You eat something
39:01Eat well
39:03Thank you
39:07What happened Azra?
39:09She is a very bad woman
39:11She is a drama queen
39:13She must be going to Jamal's house
39:15I think Saira is very innocent
39:17Yes, that's why you are innocent
39:19Just like a mother, just like a daughter
39:21Let's go
39:25Keep your mouth shut
39:31Greetings
39:33Greetings
39:35How are you?
39:37You guys are late
39:39I thought you won't come
39:41How can we not come for our daughter's wedding?
39:43And we are sorry for being late
39:45No problem
39:47Come sit
39:53Mother, we will get uncle's wedding decorated exactly like this
39:55Come sit here with your sister
40:01Sit
40:03You also sit
40:05Wow Raheela
40:07You have invited the entire locality
40:09All the relatives live in other cities
40:11Everyone will come for the wedding
40:15Of course
40:17It's such a short notice
40:19We can't come so soon
40:21Yes, but the proposal was good
40:23That's why I didn't think it was appropriate to give time
40:27This is what a sensible mother is
40:30When a good proposal comes
40:32She immediately gets her daughter married
40:34Instead of being greedy
40:36And looking for a better proposal
40:38Or making unnecessary excuses
40:40And letting the proposal go
40:42These days girls are sitting at home
40:44If you are going for a boy
40:46Then get 4 girls
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