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00:30I'm sorry, but you can't spread it here.
00:50Here you are.
00:53It's ham and cheese. Take it.
00:56No. You stole it.
01:00Okay.
01:02German, hello?
01:07I'm Italian.
01:09Not Italian.
01:11You're Greek now.
01:13You?
01:14I'm the outsider. I'm German.
01:18You don't look German.
01:21You don't look Greek.
01:23You have a crown.
01:26No.
01:28Really?
01:30Petit.
01:32Ciao.
01:36Ciao.
01:38Thank you for traveling with Superfast Ferries and we look forward to welcoming you...
01:43...to a new adventure.
01:54I thought you said you don't have a car.
01:59No, you did.
02:01I saw you yesterday in the garage.
02:03You don't know how to get out of town, right?
02:07You see there?
02:09That's the motor school.
02:10If you go right, you pass Lazaretto.
02:13Right then.
02:16Safe trip.
02:27I can drive you up until one point.
02:30I'm going north.
02:33But we share the gas plan.
02:36Of course.
02:40I can teach you some German.
02:44Hast du...
02:47Hunger?
02:50Hast du Geld?
03:11Grazie.
03:16What did you order? I'm very hungry.
03:19Hungry?
03:20Hungry.
03:29What did you order?
03:31I don't know. I just said random numbers.
03:34Tell me, what numbers did you order?
03:36Come on, don't spoil the surprise.
03:38Tell me the numbers.
03:39If you don't like it, I'll pay.
03:42You know, you can't steal food from here.
03:46I only steal food from places that are irrationally expensive.
03:51Five euro for an awful sandwich and it tasted like shit.
03:55So in this case, who's really the thief?
03:58You.
04:05You.
04:12You pay.
04:30Let's play a game.
04:32You know the game 20 questions?
04:35No.
04:36What?
04:37Everybody knows it.
04:39Okay, I'll start.
04:41Okay.
04:43First question.
04:46Have you lived your whole life in Greece?
04:51Come on.
04:53Yes.
04:54Second question.
04:56Do you have a job?
04:58No.
05:05What?
05:18You said you wanted to be.
05:21I am.
05:23Would you have stopped if I told you I also wanted to swim?
05:26No.
05:28What are you waiting for? Get in.
05:32Why can't you swim?
05:34I am not getting in a lake with you, please.
05:37Have you ever swam in a lake?
05:40No.
05:42Come on, get in.
05:44For the experience.
05:46That's it, you should drown.
05:48I promise.
05:52Good boy.
05:56Let me tell you how to jump.
05:59Slightly bend the knees.
06:01And then throw your weight forward.
06:04Push with the legs.
06:06Otherwise you will fall on your belly.
06:30Good boy.
07:01Where are we going?
07:03Somewhere to eat, drink and sleep.
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11:00I love you.
11:23It's just...
11:25One year's over.
11:26I'm one years older.
11:42I'm five years old.
11:44What are you doing?
11:46I'm five years old.
11:48Five years old?
11:50What are you up to?
11:52Did you steal this?
11:54Relax.
11:56Are you stupid? You stole from the gas station.
11:58Didn't you pay for the gas?
12:04Here's the receipt.
12:06Stop shouting.
12:18Shut up!
12:19You're the crazy one here, man!
12:21Shut up! You keep putting me in danger.
12:23You asked me to trust you. How the fuck can I trust you?
12:25You know it's my car.
12:27You know I don't have a license.
12:29And you keep on behaving like a five year old.
12:31You spent five euros on you to leave and then steal.
12:33Fucking child.
12:37That's it.
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14:23I should get going.
14:25Auf keinen Fall.
14:27Du bist ein Teil der Familie.
14:49Du bist ein Teil der Familie.