AVH: Alien vs. Hunter is a 2007 science fiction horror film directed by Scott Harper and starring William Katt and Dedee Pfeiffer. It was distributed by The Asylum, and much like The Asylum's other films, AVH is a "mockbuster", or a low-budget film made to capitalize on the popularity of a more widely released film using a derivative of the plot and title of the latter; in this case, it closely resembles Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (AVPR), a crossover between the Alien and Predator film franchises. Like that film, it deals with a suburban community being threatened by a fight between two warring extraterrestrial beings. It was released straight to DVD on December 18, 2007, one week before AVPR's theatrical release, and was met with a largely negative response from critics.
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00:00:00Thank you so much for joining us.
00:00:30Thank you so much for joining us.
00:01:00Thank you so much for joining us.
00:01:05Hey, Zol.
00:01:30Get the siren fixed?
00:01:31Yeah, well, Figgis got the parts in last week.
00:01:35You see that thing that just fell from the sky?
00:01:37No.
00:01:38What thing?
00:01:39I don't know.
00:01:40You're the reporter.
00:01:41Hop in.
00:01:42We'll go explore.
00:01:43No, man.
00:01:44I think I'm gonna...
00:01:45I'm gonna finish my run.
00:01:46What?
00:01:47The biggest story in the history of these here mountaintop lands, and you want to finish
00:01:51your run.
00:01:52Unbelievable.
00:01:53Well, Zol, that's why I like it here.
00:01:56I like that it's boring.
00:01:57Ah, come on.
00:01:58I gotta make a stop over at the Wheaton's, uh, 5, 12, and then you and I can go run around
00:02:02the woods and find things that fell off an airplane.
00:02:04Uh-oh.
00:02:05When did Elaine do this time?
00:02:06Not Elaine.
00:02:07This time it was Tammy who came home drunk.
00:02:10See, we're mixing it up.
00:02:11Huh.
00:02:12What you do, lock yourself in a car?
00:02:13I don't know.
00:02:14You'll get the Pulitzer.
00:02:15I promise.
00:02:16I've, uh, got doughnuts.
00:02:21Oh, I think that's against the jogger's bible, isn't it?
00:02:27Chewy goodness.
00:02:28You're an evil man.
00:02:32Finally someone noticed.
00:02:34Okay.
00:02:35Okay.
00:02:36Let's go.
00:02:37Ah.
00:02:38Ah.
00:02:39Look at that.
00:02:40Hmm.
00:03:11Elaine?
00:03:27It's Sheriff Armstrong.
00:03:28Elaine?
00:03:29Tammy?
00:03:30Guys, it's Joey.
00:03:31Sheriff Armstrong.
00:03:32Joel, they're probably sleeping.
00:03:33Doesn't matter.
00:03:34They woke me up.
00:03:35Somebody's going to answer this door.
00:03:36I'm going to look in the back.
00:03:37Hmm.
00:03:38Come on, guys.
00:03:39Anybody home?
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00:04:12Joel!
00:04:13Joel!
00:04:14Joel!
00:04:15Joel!
00:04:16Hell, you sounded like...
00:04:22Lee, I need you to go back to the truck.
00:04:28Tammy!
00:04:33How many bullets do you have in that gun?
00:04:35Clearly not enough.
00:04:37Let's get back to the truck.
00:04:40Go! Go!
00:04:51No.
00:04:54Lee! Tammy!
00:04:58No!
00:05:28I can't find my mom!
00:05:29Calm down.
00:05:30No! I can't find my mom!
00:05:32Shut up. Liz, please be quiet.
00:05:34Tammy, shut up!
00:05:36Help me, please.
00:05:37I can't find my mom.
00:05:38All right.
00:05:40All right, all right, all right.
00:05:41All right.
00:05:42All right. We're gonna find her.
00:05:44Oh, shit.
00:05:46Shit.
00:05:47Oh, shit.
00:05:48Oh, shit.
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00:06:00Come on.
00:06:28Come on.
00:06:38Marcy, Marcy, it's Lee.
00:06:39Listen, I want you to get everybody and anyone
00:06:41that wants you to meet me at the office in ten minutes.
00:06:44Yeah, it's a big story.
00:06:59Listen, Joel is dead.
00:07:02Yeah, Garrison, Scott, they're both dead.
00:07:05And Elaine from Sycamore Drive, she's dead.
00:07:09This is a fucking story to you, is it?
00:07:11You're gonna go write a book or something about it?
00:07:13Marcy, I want you to meet me there in ten minutes, all right?
00:07:15Okay?
00:07:16Okay.
00:07:17Okay.
00:07:18Okay.
00:07:19Okay.
00:07:20Okay.
00:07:21Okay.
00:07:22Okay.
00:07:24Okay.
00:07:25Okay.
00:07:26Okay.
00:07:27Okay, I'll meet you in ten minutes, all right?
00:07:29Okay.
00:07:32I want you to take these keys and I want you to get off the mo...
00:07:34No, my mother's not dead, you don't know that.
00:07:37No, I know that, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that.
00:07:39You're a fucking acorn hack reporter, that's all you are.
00:07:42Sc pointless.
00:07:44When I become as old as you, I hope I do anything.
00:07:47Something with my life, do you understand?
00:07:49I want you to go.
00:07:51No.
00:07:52No?
00:07:53Can't you see I'm not going out there?
00:07:55I need to find my mother.
00:07:56Please understand that all right all right you stay here
00:08:02No
00:08:13What are you doing we're gonna find your mom okay, but you have to be quiet, okay, okay, you have a car
00:08:18Yeah, you have keys right yeah
00:08:21I'm gonna get you off the mountain, but I want to find Scott and Garrison first
00:08:27Is that you wait
00:08:32It was right down there
00:08:34My mom took it. I try to get a hold of her, but she hasn't been able to pick up
00:08:39I
00:08:41Haven't been able to get reception. Oh shit
00:08:48Wait I got reception
00:08:50Scott it's it's Lee I'd Cussler from the weekly no no no no no it's
00:08:55It's not a story. No. I don't want a quote just shut up for a second all right shut up
00:09:01Joel and Garrison I
00:09:03Want you to wake up Joel and Garrison, and I want you to get up here right away all right?
00:09:08We need help. I'm with Tammy Elaine's kid. We're walking down the edge of the world highway toward town guns guns guns
00:09:15You do have guns I?
00:09:18Want you to bring guns bring lots of guns man, and you Scott?
00:09:25What's wrong with your phone
00:09:29Okay, are you ready? Let's go wait wait
00:09:33Come on. Tell me I'm twice your age, honey
00:09:38We're gonna stay near the edge of the forest okay, so I could say what from the Bears yeah the Bears all right
00:09:56I
00:09:58Stop again sit down right here. We'll wait for him
00:10:07My mom
00:10:10She locked herself in the car
00:10:16Usually does that when we got into big fights
00:10:18I you know that that was a pretty big fight
00:10:19I didn't see her car at the end of the hill she probably took the car she went down the hill you know you have
00:10:24an aunt down there don't you
00:10:26Yeah
00:10:27maybe
00:10:30That's Garrison
00:10:32Oh
00:10:52Went from here to here just like that how many times did you all shoot that four or five?
00:10:59So we need to get to Valentine's
00:11:03Oh
00:11:06This has been a lot of fun really it's just a shipment of Asia that Lily's coming in at night
00:11:10Okay, Hillary you you can't go outside by yourself
00:11:14I've seen it. We've all said it. Please don't go outside honey
00:11:18Sometimes what you see in front of you isn't what's really going on Hillary, okay?
00:11:22This is what we know
00:11:25something fell on Tammy's house
00:11:27Sheriff Anderson is missing and
00:11:30Garrison and Scott have been attacked so whether or not you believe us you can't go outside. It's dangerous
00:11:37Okay, I can get short-range calls, but nothing outside our area
00:11:42The police Joel Armstrong with police and Garrison City Council
00:11:51Marcy if we get to Valentine's he has a satellite for long-range radio, and we can get in touch with the military
00:12:00Really late Valentine hates you
00:12:05It's gonna be fine
00:12:08Yeah, well Lee is not the issue
00:12:10Valentine everyone I
00:12:13Say we just get the hell out of here. I already lost my dog Stevie those damn bears
00:12:19Wasn't a bear alien whatever it is
00:12:29This sucks you guys, I mean, I don't know if you guys noticed, but our population just seriously lost some numbers
00:12:35We don't know that he's dead that mr. Patterson and mr. Garrison's that you don't know who's dead
00:12:41Yeah, but you said that we should go back. I know my friend Joel is dead, and I'm pretty certain what happened
00:12:46You don't know that I do
00:13:00Saw Garrison's car knocked off the road around here
00:13:06Shouldn't be too far then guys don't split up
00:13:12Where are they mr. Kessler Lee call everyone
00:13:22Okay, don't move him yes
00:13:26Garrison Garrison you all right. He's all right
00:13:30You were thrown out of a car. Do you remember did you teach you a cover is it true?
00:13:35Does he smell like dead fish? Yeah, we're Scott. Where's Scott? Where's he got me biggest man? Where's Scott?
00:13:48Yeah, something does he need medical attention
00:14:00All right
00:14:07Well Garrison's alive and that means that Scott's probably alive and Elaine and Joel Marcy. I know what I saw
00:14:14I'm just saying I'm glad they're alive. Okay that we're not being invaded by alien creatures from outer space this this isn't bad
00:14:21I
00:14:26Know about sharper press and random house. I also know about the New Yorker and Esquire Marcy Jesus I
00:14:35Spoke with the publishers there, okay, it's not that you're a bad writer. It's just that
00:14:41Well you need to get out and experience more
00:14:45What what are you saying that I that I made this whole thing up what I'm saying is you called me
00:14:53You called me I was sleeping you woke me up to tell me about creatures falling from the sky
00:14:58That's gobbling up our town Lee you need to hear this
00:15:04What you need to do is get out of this town go out into the world and see things that other people haven't seen
00:15:09Jesus
00:15:39I
00:15:41Fuck
00:16:05You want to go up in the tree oh, yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, go between that makes a lot of sense
00:16:09What the fuck do you want to do then
00:16:39Oh
00:16:41Oh
00:17:11Oh
00:17:41Oh
00:17:44Oh
00:18:08Thank you any luck in contacting my wife
00:18:12Nothing
00:18:14No reception. I gotta get to a phone
00:18:27You know when Marcia took over the paper from my father a year ago I
00:18:32Thought she did a really good job. I know it's just the acorn but still she um
00:18:42I think I
00:18:46Think she did a great job
00:18:49Yeah
00:18:52Yeah
00:19:10Hey, I have a bunch of ATVs in my house
00:19:12Yeah, I got like three of them. We can go get him and get the hell out of here. I have a Honda
00:19:17What
00:19:19If they're attracted to movement who cares Lee because if we go off on your four-wheelers it could draw attention to ourselves
00:19:26It could be smell that they're attracted to I mean could be perfume. It could be sweat. It could be fear
00:19:31We don't know you're right. We're screwed. So let's take my bike
00:19:34What if one is good and the other one's bad you think that thing was trying to save us? Yeah, why not?
00:19:39it's a possibility I
00:19:42Still think we should get to Valentine's and what good is that gonna do us?
00:19:45Are we already tried everything that we have guys guys. My wife is out there by herself. Come on guys. Help me
00:19:52Okay, look, what about the other one? Maybe I can't withstand our bullets. I'm not a Valentine is the best hunter on this mountain
00:19:57He knows all the trails. He's gonna know ten different ways to get out of here. Plus. He's got all that cool stuff
00:20:02What if we do stay in this office, huh?
00:20:05We go out there. We're dead
00:20:07We stay in here at least we have a chance
00:20:10Now what we need to do is fortify the compound now. Does anybody have access to a storm cellar?
00:20:20We can go to my basement, but it's biggest
00:20:23We all know what your basements used for and that's not gonna help us right now
00:20:27Have anxiety. Yeah, so do I shut up?
00:20:31You
00:20:34You I
00:20:37Live in a studio apartment
00:20:40Up here dude, I live in a van, right?
00:20:45What kind of waterway runs down to the lake
00:20:50Pipes
00:20:52I'm not going out there now those guys
00:20:55Now what we need to do is get to a working phone so I can talk to my damn wife hey
00:21:02Hey you guys I
00:21:06Got a way to get to Valentine's
00:21:15Is this the waterline to the lake watch your step we know where we're going man, I know
00:21:31I
00:22:01Don't know
00:22:31I
00:22:41Guess wait up Jesus
00:22:44How many tunnels are there guys make a left?
00:22:48Why go left Valentine's house is about a quarter of a mile Thomas here tunnels
00:22:54More tunnels. Yeah, and lots of good hiding places guys
00:22:59Focus on finding balance. I'm just saying there's a lot of tunnels, which way are we going just go straight?
00:23:29Oh
00:24:00I
00:24:03Be ours dead
00:24:07There might not be only one
00:24:14What Hillary Javier's dead I understand that what we don't know what we have here it could be a lot of things
00:24:20Yeah, I'm straight could be a lot of things
00:24:22Guys let's focus on getting down off this time. All right. She's right. I mean they could be all over the place Lee
00:24:29We don't know
00:24:53Oh
00:24:58What is that
00:25:05Hey Valentine, yo
00:25:11Great
00:25:13Just great. It doesn't mean anything
00:25:16They killed him too. We don't know that
00:25:18No, he's probably dead see not helping figures Oh
00:25:26Fine don't do I'm blind. All right, come on
00:25:33It's Kostler I have Tammy Wheaton I have Hillary I got garrison from fire biggest Chris
00:25:40Cut the bullshit out
00:25:42Javier Garcia is dead
00:25:44Mr. Peterson
00:25:46dead
00:25:48Tony Armstrong
00:25:49dead Marcy dead
00:25:53Come on just cut the theatrics. We need your help
00:26:00Sorry
00:26:02Need to put my glasses on
00:26:04Okay, Chris. Look we're coming in. You want to shoot at us? Knock yourself up. We're coming in Hillary
00:26:09I
00:26:37Guys
00:26:40Hillary welcome home nothing homey about this place Chris
00:26:47So, what's the issue
00:26:56Hillary
00:26:58Garrison you doing up? It's not noon. Hey, you were so shit-faced last night. You can give that son of a bitch Randy a call
00:27:09Oh
00:27:13Baby what's going on?
00:27:18Are you hurt honey?
00:27:21Her mama's missing
00:27:25What is that why you guys are all here
00:27:34Talk now. All right. What did not you?
00:27:39her Oh
00:27:42Chris
00:27:44Something out there. It's an animal or a creature. It's an alien, dude. We don't know what it is
00:27:49It came from outer space. It crawls on the ceiling. It looks like a spider on steroids. It's an alien
00:27:59Why there were those two giant fireballs that fell from the sky this morning
00:28:04Yeah, that was them
00:28:08You want to know how to kill it
00:28:13So here's what happened to you
00:28:16Long story. Yeah, he attacked his car. I got mr. Peterson to mr. Peterson's dead
00:28:23Attacked his car. Look mr. Peterson didn't die in the car wreck. Okay, he survived with me
00:28:31Okay, he went to go get some help and
00:28:33On the way, he was apparently attacked by something else didn't attack you
00:28:40No
00:28:42It's important to understand the pattern so we can see what attracts it to its prey think it'd be noise or movement was I asking you
00:28:51What the hell did you write in that article
00:28:56Hey as between me and Bob Woodward
00:28:58He was commissioned last year by the City Council to eradicate a bear problem
00:29:02So it was an article about how the big bear hunter
00:29:07Didn't catch his big bear trophy
00:29:12It just talked to me about these aliens aliens aliens
00:29:20There's more than one
00:29:22There's more than one
00:29:52So
00:30:22So passed you right by and went for a Javier
00:30:25Maybe just like some Mexican. You ever think about that, huh? Don't you think it's time. We got these kids down off this mountain, huh?
00:30:31I think it's time we get the hell out of here
00:30:33Maybe there's more of them down there. Look what we need is a plan of attack
00:30:37We could try to kill it ourselves. Daddy Chris with what we shot that thing the next Tuesday and it still came after us
00:30:42There's a plan. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
00:30:46I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
00:30:48Daddy Chris with what we shot that thing the next Tuesday and it still came after us. There's the other thing too
00:30:54Jesus Christ, you don't want to leave you don't want to stay you don't want to fight
00:30:57So, what do we do?
00:30:58So you're here and wait let picks us off one by one. Hey, thanks for stopping by. No, no
00:31:02No, we shot at it. We scared it most of the time. We've spent running from it. It's bigger than us
00:31:06We need to call the military military. Yeah, you got a problem with that. Hell. Yeah
00:31:12Oh, no, daddy doesn't like the military too much we're not sending them cookies sweetheart
00:31:17Hey radio, this is a big story for you, huh? Maybe this is your trophy woodward. No, I'm afraid
00:31:22I won't be here to write that story. Maybe you won't
00:31:26You guys done yeah
00:31:47Anything
00:31:49Nothing, but static sweetheart. Let's throw him a couple of rtd signals is subject to leakage
00:31:53It's like there's an electronic soup bowl over this whole area
00:31:56Well, I mean if we have no reception then we're screwed, right?
00:32:01Yeah, young tamra you're in valentine's house, man
00:32:06We are going old school
00:32:09What's that morse code
00:32:13Now this may take a couple minutes
00:32:17I
00:32:19Think they're here
00:32:23I'll calm down baby boo. That's nothing but squirrels
00:32:28Are they like running around or hiding or something guys take a break for a minute. Will you need some quiet for this daddy?
00:32:37Who knew I don't want to go guys go upstairs for a while I need it quiet
00:32:47The hell was that
00:32:49Freckles finish the message
00:32:52Put two fingers in his gang. We need reinforcements you guys stay here. Don't leave for nothing. Got it
00:33:16So
00:33:25Come on
00:33:28So
00:33:43Vegas yeah, I could definitely use a trip to your basement right about now, buddy
00:33:52We ain't going nowhere
00:33:57So
00:34:28So
00:34:35Sorry, I I didn't think you could hear me from up outside
00:34:40No, I um, did you get anything um, I can hear something I just can't read it as quickly as my dad
00:34:57So
00:35:27Oh
00:35:57So
00:36:28So
00:36:50Get on downstairs what's going on?
00:36:58So
00:37:09You can't leave him up there he's my father listen, I've known your father for 20 years
00:37:13He's a tough son of a bitch. He's never gonna die. Plus he's with that nice creature. Okay?
00:37:17Jesus, come on. Let's go. Oh my god
00:37:20Go go
00:37:27So
00:37:57So
00:38:27So
00:38:57So
00:39:12My leg's cramping up like crazy
00:39:16It turns right or left I don't know
00:39:20What do you mean you don't know I don't know
00:39:23Oh, right
00:39:39Found it found what garrison give me a hand
00:39:46Oh
00:39:53Oh, that's awesome
00:40:01No, this one doesn't turn
00:40:10Is that you daddy
00:40:16Okay, i'm all right
00:40:19I love you. I love you, too
00:40:21I love you three before. Okay, we get the picture. So where are we going man?
00:40:27At aqueduct these are the main line which goes to the power station should be cleared from there
00:40:32You okay?
00:40:36I just asked
00:40:46Why is it so smoky in here tammy we're in a sewer is that uh, wall of dirt
00:40:55Go back. Oh shit. I can't stay here. Oh, I look is anyway
00:41:01Back the way we came behind door numbers
00:41:05Yes
00:41:09Cardboard
00:41:11Oh
00:41:37We're gonna turn around and we're gonna go back down the other direction, okay
00:41:40I know
00:42:10So
00:42:12So
00:42:15So
00:42:39You two go to the south pipe exit find tammy thing happens
00:42:45Take care of it
00:42:47Keep her with you. All right
00:43:01Yeah, you're not coming back are you
00:43:07Not really the point now is
00:43:09I
00:43:13We go
00:43:21I'm i'm gonna meet you at south four
00:43:29What are you doing
00:43:30This is suicide. I've known you for 10 years. Lee. You don't jump into action. You report the action
00:43:36This is not you. This is not your life. This is their life. Do you hear me?
00:43:40I don't know. It's not your problem
00:43:44I've been where you're at
00:43:49Let me just tell you it's not easy, okay, so just um, I just
00:43:59Just come back alive, okay harvard don't look at those
00:44:09So
00:44:24Turn them back now woodward down for this
00:44:32I'm actually more comfortable with a pen and paper
00:44:34I've seen you with a pen and paper. See how you do with a gun
00:44:41This ain't the one-man army though you stay you fight
00:44:47Do the best I can let's go
00:45:04So
00:45:34I
00:45:36Should have gone
00:45:38You shouldn't have
00:45:40You have a wife that loves you
00:45:42Or at least that's up
00:45:44He's got nobody
00:45:46besides fucking suicide
00:45:49No offense
00:46:01Oh
00:46:05Valentine
00:46:08Valentine
00:46:10Two fingers, this is lee. Hey, i'm so sorry. I never hesitate
00:46:17So we got marty styles sexson and tiki
00:46:19Where's boo-boo?
00:46:21Fucking guy to pick his kid up to school today. Ah, yeah the wife's
00:46:25Visiting her sister or something in memphis brutal
00:46:29So anyways, we're in a two by four sexson's on flank tiki's on the wraparound
00:46:34Marty styles in our zoning
00:46:36So, what are we hunting?
00:46:37aliens
00:46:42Really
00:46:44You know valentine these guys like you to give us militia a bad name
00:46:48Hey valentine, uh
00:46:50Who's your girlfriend here?
00:46:53V
00:46:54Marty and style want a beer. No, i'm good, man. Just focus
00:47:00So that was elaine's car down in the pipes we must be near her house. Yeah
00:47:04makes sense
00:47:05That was where one of those alien ships landed. That's right
00:47:09ships
00:47:10What did we miss?
00:47:34So
00:47:50Come on
00:47:55Hey guys, hello
00:47:59Hello
00:48:03Hey guys
00:48:08Hello
00:48:14Hello
00:48:29So
00:48:59Guys
00:49:03Hey guys
00:49:29So
00:49:34You hear that could just be a gas leak
00:49:45Yeah could be
00:49:59So
00:50:09Is that the sheriff's car
00:50:13Seems to be you fixed the siren biggest fixed it last week looks like you owe me 10 bucks marty
00:50:22Gladly guys in the backyard what is
00:50:29So
00:50:59Gentlemen, let me see we take this order then
00:51:23Who's farm raising trace
00:51:29I have one
00:51:41Wait, wait guys, where's mr. Garrison?
00:51:52Just keep going go
00:51:59So
00:52:29So
00:52:42Oh
00:52:59So
00:53:26She she left
00:53:30I love you, baby
00:53:39Don't leave the house
00:53:59I love you
00:54:15What
00:54:29So
00:55:00Oh
00:55:03Go this way
00:55:15You got
00:55:17What you see for it's better than primaries what sort of booster you got to detonate
00:55:23Got my hand on some tetra
00:55:25That's old school. How'd you get that?
00:55:28That's booboo here
00:55:31His uncle's got a rap sheet as long as my arm man, that's what his uncle's got get out of here
00:55:57So
00:56:06Guys
00:56:13Lock hands don't let go
00:56:27So
00:56:32What's up with these walls frex
00:56:34What about them? Are we in another bunker or an opium den or what?
00:56:38What are you talking about? I don't know where we are guys. We're on their ship and that totally sucks
00:56:44fantastic
00:56:46Whoa, where do you think you're going?
00:56:48I'm getting the hell out of here. You can't go out there. Mr. Garrison totally got munched. They're still out there
00:56:54No, we stay here nobody knows where we are we have to use this location exactly nobody knows that we're here
00:57:00figus
00:57:01Look, I don't need your hysterics right now. Okay, so just cowboy up
00:57:05I hate cow
00:57:09Fine
00:57:12Thank you
00:57:23So
00:57:53So
00:58:08Holy
00:58:23So
00:58:53So
00:59:17You see that thing
00:59:24The alien ship is there back to the ship
00:59:35Marty load me up
00:59:44Marty
00:59:50Marty
00:59:53Hey
00:59:59Two figures come help me. No, come help me. Yeah
01:00:07Oh, oh shit
01:00:09So
01:00:22Whoa, look at all this stuff
01:00:24Don't touch why?
01:00:28Could be trapped could have a compound agent on it could release the second you touch it
01:00:37Biggest
01:00:40Oh
01:00:43Figures biggest let go drop it. Let go biggest
01:00:48Nothing's wrong. Everything's fine. Such a dick
01:00:52Why would you think something like that would be funny like a time like this? What's wrong with you? What is it?
01:00:56It's like his gun or something. He's to shoot that other thing
01:01:01Maybe it's nuclear or something
01:01:03You know, you should not touch that. Okay, give it to me
01:01:06Fine besides it's backwards sweet cheeks
01:01:09Sorry
01:01:31Shh
01:01:39So
01:01:42Is it dead
01:01:56Is that the one could be or
01:02:01Could be one that uh didn't survive the impact when it landed
01:02:09So
01:02:11That's more than one of these things
01:02:15Well, we know one thing for sure yeah, we know these things can die that's a plus in my book
01:02:24It's fucked up though
01:02:27He's a hunter
01:02:29Space alien hunter so we're like praise to him and like animals or something
01:02:36No one wants that
01:02:38It's a game to him
01:02:40He's on a hunt
01:02:42How do you know?
01:02:44I grew up with this. I know this
01:02:46He's not gonna quit until the creature's dead
01:02:52And us
01:02:55We're in the way unless
01:02:59Just another trophy
01:03:02It's like the most dangerous game
01:03:04intergalactic style
01:03:06Since when are you so literary since one of you some rough and tumble biker chick you do seem holding a gun
01:03:13What are you doing
01:03:15This thing's skin is made out of some kind of armor i'm gonna try to pull it off and make some shield good plates anything
01:03:20stop
01:03:21Stop it
01:03:26Jump in for god's sake and help out come on
01:03:36Oh jesus
01:03:48Fuck me, what the hell was that thing beats the hell out of me
01:03:57Two-fingers better formation go
01:04:06So
01:04:24You even kill that thing, I don't know I can't even see anything what do you mean you don't see it
01:04:37I don't have a lock man. I don't see shit. It's right there
01:04:45Fuck fuck
01:05:07So
01:05:26Yeah
01:05:36So
01:05:49Oh
01:06:06Foreign
01:06:36So
01:06:48Hey
01:07:06Hey
01:07:16Come on let's go
01:07:29Freckles what's wrong? What's up caffeine?
01:07:36The alien thingy was in my backyard
01:07:39and
01:07:40And the alien thing he came through here. So maybe we can maybe find an exit. Yeah an exit
01:07:54Oh
01:08:06Oh
01:08:09We need to find hillary and the rest
01:08:13Huh, come on, man, you can't fight you can't fight them by yourself. No, you can't fight them with me
01:08:18We need to call in the military
01:08:26You don't need no military
01:08:32We need bigger weapons
01:08:35We need a bigger force
01:08:39I thought the idea was to get off this mountain
01:08:43This splitting up is a really really bad bad idea i'll do it
01:08:50Freckles is down there freckles is down there with with hillary and everybody else freckles, huh?
01:09:05You're fine i'll tell her about her dad you happy
01:09:26That's where he came in
01:09:30We need to get to that exit
01:09:34So
01:09:36So
01:10:03Hey
01:10:05Freckles two fingers. Hey guys, jammy
01:10:11Vegas. Hey, man
01:10:14Good to see you. Well, looks like we got most of the welcoming committee here now, don't we? Yeah
01:10:21Freckles can I talk to you for a second?
01:10:24Where are they going?
01:10:27You need a minute
01:10:29Who else came besides two fingers? Um
01:10:32Um styles and a guy a guy named tiki. Oh, he's a good guy
01:10:39They both have valentine
01:10:42Where is valentine
01:10:52No, no
01:11:03I don't know
01:11:10What are you doing out of the tunnel what's that
01:11:13Oh found in the ship. Oh, oh give that to me what big ass guys
01:11:18I'm gonna go check on freckles to make sure she's okay
01:11:23Uh lee listen, um earlier when you know when I went when I
01:11:29You know what I gotta when I what I did
01:11:31Okay, let me explain
01:11:33Um, sometimes um when I I get nervous. Um
01:11:39I'm impulsive. So you didn't mean it. No, I mean, yes, we
01:11:48Let's go see how freckles is doing. Okay
01:11:59So
01:12:05All right guys we gotta get this out for come on
01:12:10Freckles
01:12:11Nah, i'll stay back
01:12:13No, no, we're not splitting up again. Okay, then come on, honey. It'll be fine freckles
01:12:18We're sitting ducks here. He's a hunter. He's not gonna quit until the game's over
01:12:23What are you saying?
01:12:25I'm saying give him his prey and he'll leave us alone
01:12:28We don't know that yes we do he's not gonna quit until the game's over what what are you suggesting
01:12:36We lure the creature and we trap it
01:12:40You're joking right nobody's joking figgis
01:12:44Okay, we know what's gonna lure it that's us now how are we gonna trap it that thing climbs like a son of a bitch
01:12:49Well, uh, let's uh, let's trap it someplace where it can't climb
01:12:55Where
01:12:57Quarry, uh, what about a big open field? There's an open field over that ridge. We could set up points on the borderline
01:13:06It's a bit of a bench region, but there's no vegetation
01:13:10Even if we get it over there, how do we know the hunter's gonna show up?
01:13:15We don't
01:13:17Then again, maybe we trap it velociraptor style
01:13:21Meaning what?
01:13:23Again we lure it we trap it and we blast it we make it the choke point
01:13:30That's a stupid idea, man
01:13:33We get down the hill and we find help. All right
01:13:38Freckles
01:13:40So
01:13:53Shit
01:14:06What is it well some kind of weapon or something I don't know
01:14:10See it
01:14:12It's heavy, I know some kind of a polymer or composite material i've never seen anything like that before
01:14:27Why are we stopping check in wind direction
01:14:36This just keeps getting better and better
01:14:41Get down
01:14:48Shoot it
01:15:10So
01:15:28Oh
01:15:41So
01:16:01Push it
01:16:11So
01:16:18All right
01:16:34Freckles
01:16:40So
01:16:55Yeah
01:17:10Oh, that's right come back come on after me
01:17:41Ah
01:17:58Hillary
01:18:11So
01:18:18You okay, I think so
01:18:25How'd you get one of those
01:18:30I think i'm hanging up on my flower shop
01:18:33No, where are you going?
01:18:35I don't know
01:18:37Why'd you come with us?
01:18:38us
01:18:39I mean
01:18:41Are you gonna write about this?
01:18:44I I don't know. I haven't thought about it. You should
01:18:48Well, I could I could use a riding partner
01:18:54Yeah, okay
01:18:57Okay, why not
01:19:02I'll bring some extra lizards
01:19:10So
01:19:23Hey danny, did you bag it?
01:19:25It's an eight lego with a three-foot cranium that beats your own record. Well, my kid needs some new armor
01:19:31What took you so long? Your wife thought you were dead. Well, let's just say I ran into some local trouble
01:19:38That's what you get when you go off the grid really
01:19:42This place is definitely terraformed
01:19:44Anything worth hunting? Nah
01:19:47Nothing here. You ready to come home?
01:19:49Yeah, i'm exhausted
01:20:07So
01:20:37So
01:21:07So
01:21:37So
01:22:07So
01:22:37So
01:23:07So
01:23:37So
01:24:07So
01:24:37So