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00:00I'm Abe Haruaki.
00:10Strangely enough, I've been assigned to a school full of youkai on an island full of youkai.
00:17My specialization is Japanese.
00:20Abe-sensei, we're almost there.
00:26I'm doing climbing today.
00:32Miki-sensei, my heart just broke.
00:36Use the glue to stick it together.
00:56Da-ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ra-ta-ra
00:58High-five!
00:59Zero-nine-four-way!
01:00Three-seater!
01:01Stop right there!
01:02I don't know what you're talking about.
01:03Get out of my way!
01:04Run away!
01:05Run away!
01:06Run away!
01:07Run away!
01:08Run away!
01:09Da-ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ra-ta-ra
01:10Come on!
01:11Guess who we want?
01:12We are...
01:13CatRipper!
01:14What do you want?
01:15What do you think?
01:16I can't even love you.
01:17After all, it's been a little over a hundred years.
01:19Azatogai?
01:20I'm right next to you.
01:21Don't you want to sing?
01:22I don't want to talk to you.
01:24I don't want to talk to you.
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02:10Today and tomorrow I can only feel fear.
02:21It's nice to meet you. Thank you for inviting me.
02:26Now that we're colleagues, I'd like to get to know you better.
02:31I haven't introduced myself properly as a partner yet.
02:35My name is Miki. Nice to meet you.
02:39Ah, yes. You're the classmate, right?
02:43Shuten-douji is a demon youkai, but...
02:47Well, I hope we get along without being afraid.
02:50Likewise.
02:53This is my life guidance, Hatanaka-kun.
02:58Nice to meet you.
03:05Um...
03:07Hatanaka-sensei, what have you been doing?
03:10Nothing.
03:12Don't worry about it.
03:15By the way, Abe-sensei,
03:17it's early in the morning tomorrow.
03:19Don't oversleep.
03:21Huh? Tomorrow is a physical check-up, right?
03:25Are you going to do something?
03:27Yes.
03:28It's pretty hard, isn't it?
03:30I have to prepare the equipment to guide the students.
03:32I have to pick up doctors from the outskirts.
03:35There's a lot to do.
03:36Be careful.
03:38One teacher goes to the hospital every year.
03:42A physical check-up?
03:45Anyway, Abe-sensei has to work hard, too.
03:50My stomach hurts.
03:57After you change into your gym clothes,
03:59please follow the instructions of each teacher.
04:02What if I get fat?
04:04What if I lose my voice?
04:07Even though they're youkai, they're all in their puberty.
04:11What if they tell me to turn on the LED?
04:14What if I'm not 100%?
04:17What if I'm not a raccoon?
04:20I'm sorry.
04:21I don't know much about youkai,
04:24but Maizuka-kun is 100% a raccoon, so don't worry.
04:31Abe-sensei.
04:33Oh, Hatanaka-sensei.
04:35It's time to get to work.
04:37Please help with the physical check-up.
04:40First, go to the auditorium.
04:42Yes, I understand.
04:44When you get there, call this number.
04:46Why?
04:48You'll know when you get there!
04:49Hurry up!
04:50Don't run in the hallway! Escape by running!
04:53That's too much!
05:00Up?
05:01It looks like it's up.
05:04What's next?
05:09Down?
05:11It looks like it's down.
05:23Down?
05:25Up?
05:27Yes, yes.
05:28Yes, Nyuudo-kun.
05:30Your eyesight is 130.0.
05:32It's so different!
05:34I don't know if it's amazing or not!
05:36Oh, crap!
05:38It's 0.5 lower than last year.
05:40No, it's 130.5 to 130.0.
05:44What kind of problems do you have in your daily life?
05:48Hey!
05:50Hatanaka-sensei.
05:52The physical check-up is over.
05:55You're late!
05:57Next is the special check-up.
05:59Take the cat and the raccoon in your class to the infirmary!
06:03Come on!
06:06I was so scared that I missed the dash!
06:10Stop it!
06:12I brought the cat and the raccoon!
06:16Okay.
06:18Why don't you two come in?
06:21I have something good to tell you.
06:23Why?
06:26Oh!
06:32There's a card that seals your ability.
06:36It's my card.
06:39I'm sorry.
06:41The doctor came all the way from the east coast.
06:45Now, it's time for a fun injection.
06:52Oh, no!
06:55I don't want an injection!
06:57Help me!
06:59It's a big punishment!
07:01It's a big punishment!
07:06Huh?
07:07You too, Mr. Mouse?
07:10If there's an animal youkai,
07:12would you like to get an injection, too?
07:14Injection!
07:16Injection!
07:18Why are you so scared of an injection?
07:21Nonsense.
07:22No, no, no, no.
07:24You too, Mr. Hatanaka?
07:30Why?
07:33I don't need an injection!
07:37Yurutto, youkai incident.
07:40Kamai and the others cut people with their claws like a hammer.
07:45I wonder what's making him do that.
07:49Here you go, doctor.
07:52You devil!
07:54You're such a coward!
07:56Give me back my 3,000 yen!
08:00Dr. Takahashi?
08:02Huh?
08:03Oh, yes, yes.
08:04I have a surgery in the afternoon,
08:07so I'll be able to do it quickly.
08:14I'm just kidding.
08:20I'm just kidding.
08:23It's okay, Maizuka-kun.
08:25It'll be over soon.
08:27I'm still scared.
08:29Seimei-kun, say something to cheer me up.
08:33Hmm, let's see.
08:35How about I give you a blowjob?
08:39In my case, it's not a blowjob.
08:43It's more like a heart TPO.
08:48I don't care!
09:02Doctor, are you okay?
09:05I'm a human!
09:07Don't worry.
09:09I shot a human the other day.
09:12I shot a patient too.
09:15This too?
09:16Yeah!
09:17If you're worried,
09:19do you want me to shoot you too?
09:22It's a new drug I just made yesterday.
09:29It's finally over.
09:31Now all we have to do is measure your height,
09:34so let's do our best.
09:36I want to go home already.
09:40So...
09:42We're going to measure this?
09:45Nice to meet you, Dr. Abe.
09:50Daidara Bocchi is a giant youkai.
09:53He's said to have created mountains and lakes.
09:57See? It's easy, right?
09:59Miki-sensei or Hatanaka-sensei, please do it.
10:02No, Hatanaka-kun can't do it.
10:05I can't do it.
10:07What did you say?
10:10He's surprisingly weak.
10:12Then let's play rock-paper-scissors!
10:14What?
10:16Come on!
10:17Rock-paper-scissors!
10:24Darn it!
10:26Why did I shoot Kuu?
10:29I was an idiot for expecting Kuu.
10:33In the first place, I don't know if I won because I wrapped the rock with paper.
10:41I'm an idiot!
10:43What do you think, Ota-kun?
10:45Well, even if you ask me the definition of rock-paper-scissors...
10:49Come on, come on!
10:51Don't complain!
10:53We're almost there, right?
10:56I finally reached my ears!
10:59Okay, be careful.
11:04That was a strong wind.
11:09My Moekyun uniform!
11:17No!
11:18When I die, I'm going to die in my uniform!
11:26What kind of death is that?
11:29Sano-kun!
11:31Why are you here?
11:32It was a pain in the ass to measure my height, so I was sleeping on top of Ota.
11:37You climbed up to his head?
11:39That's pretty easy.
11:40Yeah, yeah.
11:43Hello, Miki-sensei?
11:45Ota-kun is 130 meters tall.
11:47What? 130 meters?
11:49I did it!
11:52I finally beat Ushiku Daibutsu!
11:56Ushiku Daibutsu is a 120-meter-tall Buddha statue in Ibaraki Prefecture.
12:02That's pretty impressive.
12:05I'm going to go see the other students, so be careful.
12:09What? You're going to get off on your own?
12:12On my own...
12:14What?
12:15I'm going to carry you all the way down!
12:19I see. I'll blow you up.
12:21What?!
12:23If this was Maizuka-kun, he'd be happy to take me with him!
12:26He's like a drink-added VIP!
12:30What are you talking about? I'll bring you a salad.
12:33Wait, Sano-kun!
12:36Sano-kun!
12:48Sorry, Sensei. I sneezed.
12:52Huh? He's not here anymore.
12:54He got off so fast!
12:59It's over. It's over.
13:02By the way, where did Abe-sensei go?
13:05Sensei, do you know where Sano-kun is?
13:08What? Sano-kun isn't here either?
13:11Seriously, where did he go?
13:17Why am I like this?
13:20When I'm with you, I'm always like this!
13:22It's not my fault!
13:24Shut up! Don't come any closer, Yakubyougami!
13:27You're the Yakubyougami, aren't you?
13:29You're my Yakubyougami!
13:32No way!
13:34You guys!
13:36I'm sorry, President!
13:38I'm going to transform!
13:41I see.
13:43Well, that's...
13:45It's not a window that can be transformed with a teacher's cheap salary.
13:50What?
13:53Well, I'd like you to do something for me instead of transforming.
14:00Something you want me to do?
14:13So, instead of transforming a broken window, you want me to clean the pool?
14:20I'm sorry. It's because I sneezed.
14:23No, no, no.
14:25By the way, Ota-kun, you can become that size too, right?
14:29Yes, just in case.
14:32Seriously, even I...
14:34It's fine! It's more fun to be with Ren-ren!
14:37I'm going to butterfly!
14:39Then I'm going to be Inaba!
14:42By the way, did you know that our school has a pool?
14:46Until last year, we only had classes at the beach.
14:49Well, we can't go to the beach this year.
14:52Is that so?
14:53Yeah.
14:54It's because it's getting hot this year,
14:57so there are a lot of jellyfish at the beach.
15:01It's because they're not jellyfish.
15:05Jellyfish are sea monsters.
15:08They can sink ships.
15:12Hey, isn't that it?
15:14It's true!
15:18This is...
15:24What is this? It's already abandoned!
15:26It's a level where you need to clean up and repair.
15:33The water in the pool is dirty.
15:35It's not dirty.
15:37It's a steam.
15:39It's the entrance to destruction!
15:43For now, let's throw this water away.
15:46Is it okay to throw it away?
15:48It's going to destroy nature.
15:50Well, those who are born naturally just return to nature.
15:55Then I'll go drain the water.
15:57Hey, the poolside is wet, so it's dangerous.
16:03Hijita fell into the poison swamp!
16:09He's dead! He's definitely dead!
16:11I heard a melting sound!
16:13Hijita!
16:17Will a mud monster melt and die?
16:19Well, he won't die.
16:25That was terrible.
16:26Oh, I'm glad you're alive!
16:33Good grief.
16:34You're really my type.
16:39Hijita!
16:42This is bad!
16:43Hijita's personality has been reconstructed!
16:47It's a grotesque story.
16:49Why is he blonde?
16:52It can't be helped.
16:54Hijita thinks he's dead.
16:56Let's do something about this poison swamp.
16:59Right?
17:01Then let's drain the water this time.
17:04Even if I drain the water and make it clean,
17:06I can't do it in this pool.
17:08Help me!
17:11What's that? A kappa?
17:13It's a yokai spot.
17:15Kappas live in rivers and swamps.
17:18They're mischievous and love cucumbers.
17:20Kappamaki!
17:21He's trying to drag the beans into the poison swamp!
17:24This is no time to clean!
17:29Oh, no!
17:30I'm going to end up like Hijita!
17:33I'm going to be a handsome man for half a year!
17:36Help me, Kusano-kun!
17:56Are you all right, Mame?
17:58Kusano-kun!
18:00You're more mischievous than Hattoshin.
18:05You're scarier than the kappas!
18:10Don't be so proud of yourself
18:12just because you beat us.
18:15He's talking!
18:16Who's talking?
18:18I'm sorry!
18:20But there's still a master in this pool.
18:35No!
18:39A giant sea urchin!
18:44Yurutto Yokai Spot
18:46Sea urchins are fish with human faces, as the name suggests.
18:51Hi, I'm the master.
18:54Now, you foolish yokai.
18:57If you want to clean this pool,
18:59try to beat me.
19:01Why is that?
19:03You foolish yokai who can't even beat a single fish.
19:07I can't let you in this sacred place.
19:14I've been listening to you!
19:16You're fighting over a fish!
19:19Fine!
19:21I'll cut you into three pieces, you fish!
19:28Oh, no!
19:29Oh, no!
19:31Damo!
19:33Don't do that!
19:34It's dangerous!
19:37I'll make you cry in your stomach!
19:43It's coming closer!
19:44You're just hungry.
19:46What should I do?
19:49You don't have to fight them every day.
20:01Ota, you should be able to catch this fish.
20:05Oh, yeah?
20:16I caught it!
20:18You're such a coward!
20:20There's nothing I can do now.
20:24I'll do whatever it takes!
20:29The sashimi is surprisingly good.
20:31I don't feel like eating it.
20:36Hey, mister.
20:37Why don't you join the biology club?
20:39What?
20:40You'll get three meals a day.
20:42You'll get a girl's life insurance,
20:44and you'll get fresh water.
20:47You'll even get a cup!
20:50What do you think?
20:58Yeah, coexistence is important.
21:01Let's ignore it.
21:05Now that you're gone,
21:07let's finish cleaning up.
21:09Yeah!
21:10By the way, Ota,
21:12you've been putting your feet in the poison for a long time.
21:15Are you okay?
21:16What?
21:17Yeah.
21:21It's hot!
21:22Is it hot?
21:23It's hot!
21:28The End
21:35Well, that's that.
21:39For the time being,
21:41I'd like to ask you to excuse me in this plastic pool.
21:44There's no way.
21:46It's urgent, idiot.
21:49The End
21:51This is how the swimming class this year
21:55was canceled.
22:00By the way,
22:02the next day,
22:04you'll be able to swim in the biology club.
22:07That's great, mister!
22:18The End
22:48The End
23:18The End