• last month
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00:00I don't listen to anyone's father today.
00:03I won't go with you.
00:05Otherwise, I'll come.
00:07Hey, grandma.
00:08What's the occasion today?
00:10Why are you asking me?
00:12Ask your daughter.
00:14Whenever she has to go to someone's house,
00:16she puts me on the trolley.
00:18To get the money.
00:20Today, I'm going to see a girl in the car.
00:22I'll get the powder and get ready.
00:25She tells me to go home.
00:27Why?
00:28I've kept the powder at home.
00:30What's the occasion today?
00:32Why are you asking me?
00:34Today, I'm going to see a girl in the car.
00:36To get the money.
00:37Hey, grandma.
00:38Ask her to get ready.
00:39She's been waiting for me since my wedding.
00:41She's been waiting for me.
00:43If I don't go,
00:44I'll get a new number.
00:46What do you mean?
00:47I mean, let's go.
00:48We're getting late.
00:49Listen to me carefully.
00:51I won't go without listening to you.
00:53I'll go wherever she goes.
00:56I don't understand you.
00:58What do you mean?
00:59I'll go.
01:00She didn't come to see me.
01:02It's my son's wedding.
01:03I'll choose my name.
01:05I'm his mother.
01:15I think Jandra is smart.
01:17Mr. Buchola.
01:18What did you do?
01:20Actually, I got a proposal last week.
01:22The girl's brother-in-law is a little fat.
01:24That's why I pulled his leg.
01:26Anyway.
01:27He's the boy's brother.
01:28And she's the girl's brother.
01:30Both parties are sitting in front of me.
01:32If you have any doubt, clear it.
01:34Mother, you're the elder one.
01:35You start.
01:36Brother.
01:37I wouldn't have come.
01:38Why should I listen to an old man?
01:40Whatever I do, you'll do it right.
01:42But he agrees.
01:43So, he brought me here.
01:45We can't even walk without grandma.
01:48I'm stuck here.
01:49If grandma doesn't want to go,
01:50I won't go either.
01:52He brought me here with great difficulty.
01:55My elder wife was very angry with him.
01:57I had to drag her out of the car.
02:00He loves his mother-in-law so much.
02:02You're right.
02:04If you love your mother-in-law so much,
02:06how much will you love your son?
02:09But doesn't the boy look too old?
02:13He should have been married by now.
02:15Very right.
02:16Very good point.
02:18Actually, all the boys who got married till now,
02:20some would give 10 lakhs,
02:22some would give 15 lakhs,
02:24some would give 20 lakhs.
02:25But uncle wants to get them married
02:27where girls don't give dowry.
02:29Wow.
02:30What a great idea.
02:32Uncle, you're in the right place.
02:34You're in luck.
02:35I didn't give dowry in the girls' wedding
02:37nor did I take it in my wedding.
02:39Forget about the dowry.
02:41You should only get one or two blankets.
02:43One for father and one for mother.
02:46Right, grandma?
02:47No, no.
02:48If you get a blanket, you're a grandfather.
02:50I say, if you get one,
02:51you should give her a lot of kisses.
02:53Forget about the dowry.
02:55It's a lot of money.
02:57You're right.
02:58It's a lot of money.
02:59Yes.
03:00Forget about the girl.
03:01We'll get her a photocopy.
03:03And one more thing.
03:06We don't give alcohol to the brides on the wedding day.
03:09What?
03:10Don't the grooms drink?
03:11No, no.
03:12The grooms drink a lot.
03:14Then they get drunk.
03:17What?
03:18This book came to my house instead of the groom's house?
03:21Sehrat, do something.
03:23If he doesn't come,
03:24I'll spend the rest of my life with brother-in-law.
03:26Is that so?
03:27It was so dark at the wedding
03:28that my brother read it?
03:29I'll do something.
03:31If he doesn't come,
03:32I'll call him sister-in-law and make him tired.
03:34Dad.
03:35Dad?
03:37Dad, listen to me.
03:38Mother.
03:39Wait a minute, son.
03:40Yes, tell me.
03:41She's our daughter Simran.
03:43And son, he's uncle.
03:48Yes, son.
03:49What were you saying?
03:50Nothing, dad.
03:51I was saying
03:52that brother-in-law is very handsome.
03:55What were you saying?
03:56Nothing.
03:57I was saying
03:58that sister-in-law likes me too.
04:01The girl is very beautiful.
04:03The couple will look good together.
04:06Here.
04:07If brother-in-law asks for anything else,
04:08tell us.
04:09Yes.
04:10Sister-in-law wants to eat chilli paneer, dal makhani
04:12and she must be craving for paneer.
04:14Wait, wait, girl.
04:15Are we going to get married or are we going to eat paneer?
04:17My daughter asked for it.
04:19She never turns away from me.
04:21The house in which two mothers-in-law become one,
04:23that house is heaven.
04:25That's true.
04:27In our house,
04:28mother-in-law loves us so much
04:29that people leave the evening meal
04:31and go to their rooms
04:32that love is about to begin.
04:36So, you like the boy
04:38and we like your daughter?
04:39Then tell me,
04:40what's the wedding date?
04:42For us, it's tomorrow.
04:44Then why late?
04:45Get up and kiss my feet.
04:56Like this?
04:57In front of everyone?
04:58Sit down, you old man.
05:00I didn't ask you to hit me.
05:04He's so funny.
05:06Even at home, people talk and kiss each other.
05:08You never know when you'll meet.
05:09People!
05:11People!
05:12I won't survive today.
05:15I'm here.
05:18No, no, mother.
05:19Don't do this, mother.
05:20All of you leave.
05:22I'm here.
05:23If someone dies because of me,
05:26don't blame me.
05:28Hurry up.
05:30I think you'll leave after the evening meal.
05:33You won't survive today.
05:34Whether I survive or not,
05:36I shouldn't survive.
05:38Why are you spitting on me?
05:41Give me water.
05:44If I die,
05:46should I send my blood to you?
05:48Mother,
05:49like a kite,
05:50you can't fly.
05:52There's no water between Punjab and Haryana
05:54as much as there is between you and your mother-in-law.
05:57Find out what happened.
05:59Son,
06:00this morning,
06:01I came back from serving my mother-in-law.
06:03I asked for water from your mother.
06:06You can't drink it yourself.
06:08Have you broken your bones?
06:10I'll skin you.
06:12I'll break your bones.
06:14But I'll drink water from this.
06:15If you serve your mother-in-law,
06:17you'll never ask for water from your mother-in-law.
06:19Drink it.
06:20Drink it quickly.
06:21Son,
06:23your mother-in-law is crazy about water.
06:26Daughter,
06:27you give him water.
06:28I make him drink water,
06:29but I don't make him drink water.
06:30He doesn't drink water in his body
06:32as much as he drinks water.
06:34I don't know what's going on inside him.
06:36Look,
06:37mother-in-law's son.
06:39How he talks.
06:41If he's like this,
06:42that's why he beats up the wrong people.
06:44He didn't beat them up.
06:45He made them happy.
06:47Then you should respect them.
06:50Mother,
06:51why are you so upset?
06:53Your mother-in-law doesn't treat you like a son-in-law.
06:55Then why do you make your father-in-law drink water?
06:57Give water to your mother-in-law as well.
06:59Here,
07:00drink it.
07:01It doesn't reach me.
07:02People's water reaches the sun,
07:04but it doesn't reach you.
07:05There's no difference between me and the sun.
07:07Right?
07:08You're more beautiful than the sun.
07:09The sun rises early in the morning.
07:11Mother,
07:12don't tell me
07:13that if your mother-in-law dies,
07:14then you'll have to listen to your thirsty mother
07:16and your thirsty son-in-law.
07:18Now, the water won't reach you.
07:20If your mother-in-law sees you,
07:21she'll burn you.
07:22The forest will go with the water.
07:24She won't wrap you in a scarf.
07:26I won't listen to him.
07:27Listen to him now.
07:28Give me the onion.
07:29Okay.
07:31Onion?
07:32Why?
07:33Give me some water.
07:40Here's the cheque.
07:41I'm here.
07:42I don't have any other job
07:43other than getting you married.
07:44But you have a very high budget.
07:46First, you asked for 10 lakhs.
07:48Then, you asked for 8 lakhs.
07:49Then, you asked for 5 lakhs.
07:51Now, tell me, what do you want?
07:53Now, we don't ask for anything.
07:55Now, we just want our son.
07:56That's enough.
07:57This is not fair.
07:59Actually, from now on,
08:00your son's marriage date will expire.
08:02If there's a divorce,
08:04we'll try.
08:05Yes, brother.
08:06We want a desi girl.
08:08Not a desi girl.
08:09I'm talking about a divorced girl.
08:11Why are you doing this?
08:13I'm your younger brother.
08:15My dear son,
08:16if I don't get you a lollipop from the shop,
08:18the coins with you will also stop.
08:20I mean to say, coins.
08:22Mom, why did you call him?
08:24He hit me first.
08:26What did she say?
08:27She said,
08:28if you hit him on the spot,
08:30the coins will stop.
08:32Oh, you mean to say, alloy?
08:34Then, leave the boy.
08:35Marry the boy's father.
08:37Of course.
08:38Have some shame.
08:39You were the first one
08:40who had a heart of stone.
08:42You were the first one
08:43who had a heart of stone.
08:44Stop your nonsense
08:45and listen to the boy.
08:47You are right.
08:48Actually, I have another proposal.
08:50But, I can't give it.
08:51We'll give you the girl.
08:52I will try my best.
08:53The girl is beautiful,
08:54well-educated,
08:55well-educated.
08:56But, the dowry is still pending.
08:57People ask for dowry.
08:58The girl's father says,
08:59the dowry is never.
09:00Tell me,
09:01how old is the girl?
09:04She is younger than you.
09:05Minimum,
09:067-8 hours younger.
09:08Understand?
09:09Leave it.
09:10But, don't worry.
09:11The proposal is done.
09:12Are you sure?
09:13Yes.
09:14Then, don't refuse.
09:15If you refuse now,
09:16I will get your wife
09:17divorced and get her married.
09:18You can't go back
09:19without getting her married.
09:21Now,
09:22let's go.
09:23Let's talk.
09:24Congratulations.
09:25Mom.
09:26Congratulations.
09:27Congratulations to all of you.
09:29Mom,
09:30my husband is getting married.
09:31You should also come.
09:32Mom, get up.
09:33Get up.
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10:51I'm sorry. If my grandson doesn't get married, I'll tell you.
10:55I swear it's that girl's fault.
11:03What can I say?
11:05I can't even speak properly.

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