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00:00Dude, are you out of your mind?
00:01Are you out of your mind?
00:01Why did you hit Monshi? Why didn't you hit the lawyer?
00:03Did you hear what I said?
00:04Don't touch me!
00:05Don't push me! Don't push me!
00:08If I hit you, you'll be saved in the morning, won't you?
00:10If I hit you, you'll be buried in Punjab, won't you?
00:12If I hit you, you'll reach the moon, won't you?
00:13If I hit you, you'll go out of the atmosphere, won't you?
00:16Hit me!
00:16You hit me!
00:17Hit me! I'm a part of the party, you know!
00:18Hit me!
00:19Hit me!
00:19I'll hit you!
00:20Juliet, your look is very sad
00:24There's this girl, Monshi
00:26She looks very bad
00:28Bro, her salary is 70,000
00:29My salary is 48,000
00:31My bribe is 10,000
00:32My bribe is 60,000
00:33How much more do I have to pay her?
00:342 million rupees
00:39Chandrama used to like the earth a lot
00:41But he never said it
00:42If he had said it, Chand would have been our father, not our uncle
00:46Who says that, Pooja ji?
00:48Chand can say it, Rahu Kittu
00:50He's ashamed of the planets
00:52I don't know how to be ashamed of you
00:53How much intoxication do you have, baby?
00:55I eat your hand-made rotis every day after the wedding
00:57Why would I cook?
00:58I do the same work as you, right?
01:00You're standing here with our hand
01:02My mom makes rotis
01:03But your mother is illiterate
01:05And your father is black
01:06Then you'll tell me to do body-shaming
01:08But your mother is illiterate
01:09And your father is black
01:12The king and his son have the same face
01:14When two enemies are talking to each other
01:17Then there's no need for a cap
01:20Then why do we have to fight?
01:22Juliet, your look is very sad
01:26But mother gave me a good impression
01:28I fell in love with her
01:30If you wanted to love, son
01:32You should've been born in Paris
01:33Where there's a trans-farm
01:36But Mirza, Ranja, Punnu, Mahiwal
01:39They were born in Punjab, mother
01:40Then let the dog die
01:47Who's that?
01:48Oh, she's the daughter of the country
01:50The country's daughter's help, the country's help
01:51After all, in a foreign country
01:53Punjabi is Punjabi's work
01:54There are a lot of fairies behind you
01:57There are a lot of fairies behind you
02:00Now I'll look old to you
02:01But you'll take care of me
02:03Right?
02:03Right, right
02:04What did you just say?
02:05If I were you
02:06Then you wouldn't have called my body my soul
02:07Look at this, a male jerk
02:12You just want to be a rascal
02:13No, I don't want to be a rascal
02:14You're a fool, a fool
02:15You're just giving me a chance to slap you
02:17You've got a lot of balls
02:18If you want to lose, then make a rascal out of me
02:20Let me wear this sweater
02:22Your brother-in-law told me that you also have a shop here
02:25I thought I'd meet my brother-in-law
02:27He's my brother-in-law
02:28We're just business partners
02:29This brother-in-law of mine
02:30You don't let him be your brother-in-law
02:32Get off my face
02:33Get off my face
02:50You've kept two mares
02:52We don't even have one
02:53Give us one
02:54What do you do with two mares?
02:55I do charity work
02:56Don't you do charity work?
02:58I'll run around and do it
03:00Where are you?
03:01If you don't pay me, I'll throw you out
03:03Khutiya Phaniya, 27th June
03:06Coming, coming