[ENG] EP.2 Uncle for Rent (2024)
Uncle for Rent (2024) EP 2 ENG SUB
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00:00You
00:30You
01:00You
01:02You
01:04You
01:06You
01:27Major
01:28Go, man
01:31Wow, you're having a big meal. Where's Xiao Jian?
01:34It's not me. It's Mok Sim.
01:37Oh, then it's Xiao Jian.
01:42You're so big, you don't even want to wash a few dishes.
01:45What's wrong with you?
01:47Everyone has their strengths and weaknesses.
01:49I just don't know how to wash dishes.
01:53It's a good thing I live next door.
01:55If I lived farther away, I wouldn't have to come over to help you clean up.
01:59That's why I live next door.
02:01It's absolutely clear.
02:04It's absolutely a waste of money.
02:06Everyone needs their own space.
02:08Including you.
02:10You're afraid I'm bothering you.
02:12I'm afraid you're upset.
02:17I want to eat tea.
02:23You're so simple.
02:27I don't know what you're going to do after I retire.
02:30Usually those who choose to live in a group are troublemakers.
02:34Oh, no.
02:36While I'm still here, I'll help you choose a worker.
02:39No, no, no.
02:41It's really annoying to be a housekeeper.
02:43You take me to the restaurant.
02:57Hello.
02:59Hello.
03:01Hello.
03:03Hello.
03:05Hello.
03:07Hello.
03:09Hello.
03:11Hello.
03:13Hello.
03:15Hello.
03:17Hello.
03:19Hello.
03:21Hello.
03:23Hello.
03:26Hello.
03:31Mr. Lu.
03:33Like I told you last time.
03:35We're going to split it up into two parts.
03:37You can rest assured.
03:39The director will be faithful to the original.
03:41Especially the part where the male lead fantasizes.
03:46How about this?
03:47Let's talk about the male lead.
03:49This is the new director.
03:51Actually, it's not new.
03:53The most important thing is that he's sincere.
03:55What do you want me to do?
03:58Actually...
04:00In terms of actors,
04:02We can listen to your opinion.
04:04Even in terms of the script,
04:06We'd like to invite you to join our team.
04:08You'll be the lead.
04:10So we're not meant to be?
04:12You keep saying we're not meant to be.
04:14What do you want?
04:16A lot of people are waiting to get a job.
04:19Can you be more determined?
04:21Don't be like you.
04:24What's so good about being determined?
04:26It's boring.
04:28So you think the director can't handle it?
04:31It's boring.
04:35Don't you think life is boring?
04:39What about writing?
04:41Or meeting friends?
04:43It's a habit.
04:46What about women?
04:54What about men?
04:56What about women?
05:01I'm not sure if it's psychological.
05:03Whether it's psychological.
05:05I'm not sure if it's psychological.
05:09I just think that the gender
05:11Is the same thing.
05:13Is the same thing.
05:15Is the same thing.
05:17But sex is the most basic desire.
05:19So my judgment is...
05:23So I suggest that you get to know new people, new things, and find the passion in life.
05:34This should help you with your problems.
05:42I've decided to rent a ten-thousand-dollar house.
05:46You're not serious, are you?
05:48Not bad. I think it really works.
05:51Everyone is lonely.
05:53Everyone doesn't know what to say.
05:55It's hard to find someone to talk to.
05:59It's the same. No matter what you do, don't say anything.
06:02What do you think?
06:04I agree.
06:07Let's get the big boss to use us as a selling point.
06:13Wow.
06:14I'm sure he's going to give me a hard time.
06:19By the way, we don't have a good-looking girl like Ma.
06:23Who's going to rent it? Will you?
06:25Him?
06:26Yes.
06:28My life is full of ups and downs.
06:30I'm a 20-year-old married man. I'm 32 years old.
06:32I've done all kinds of jobs.
06:34I've been through ups and downs in life.
06:36How can I not rent it?
06:38I understand.
06:39Ma, since you want to rent it,
06:41do you have a plan?
06:42Yes.
06:43Let our uncles help you.
06:46I'm going to make it so small.
06:49And then?
06:50And then you focus on the background.
06:52Don't show your face.
06:54Fine.
06:55You're so good. You'll be the front line.
06:58I'll be the front line.
07:00I have a lot of ideas.
07:03What ideas?
07:05What are you doing?
07:19You have a part in this.
07:21Fight for it. Don't be so weak.
07:23I don't care.
07:27You don't care about this?
07:35Wait!
07:41Wait!
07:46Wait!
07:48Wait!
08:06Do you usually listen to this kind of music?
08:08Get out.
08:10No, listen to me.
08:11Don't sleep with your headphones on.
08:13You'll hurt your ears.
08:14Get out!
08:15Get out!
08:19Get out!
08:32You just came into my room.
08:34I'm not going to hit you.
08:36You're a man.
08:37Why are you getting beaten up?
08:39You're a girl.
08:41I'm a girl.
08:45Why are you beating me?
08:46You're a woman.
09:03Ma Sa,
09:04Daddy has a date.
09:07Come to the rooftop.
09:10They are waiting for you.
09:12Society approaches an end to technology.
09:14I'm no longer in a relationship with you.
09:20I'm just gonna go!
09:23I'm sorry.
09:24We'll go home after this.
09:25I will, I will.
09:26I'm sorry.
09:27I will.
09:28I will.
09:29I will.
09:30I will.
09:31I will.
09:32I will.
09:33I will.
09:34I will.
09:35I will.
09:36I will.
09:37I will.
09:38I will.
09:39I will.
09:40I will.
09:41I will.
09:42I will.
09:43Huh?
09:44I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's my fault, it's my fault.
09:46Let me change the battery, okay?
09:47Hurry up!
09:49These college students are really...
09:51Come here.
09:51They're really annoying.
09:53You're cheating on people for free,
09:54and you're filming a video for them,
09:55and you're being so serious.
09:56Hey, don't make it sound so bad.
09:59I'm giving you a chance, you have to do it.
10:01What are you talking about?
10:02You're really...
10:03What's the point of filming these videos?
10:04Of course there's a point.
10:06I'm pretending to be a person
10:07who is highly discussed.
10:09This video will definitely get a lot of attention.
10:11You're really weird.
10:12No service, no return customer.
10:15Hey, girl.
10:16What service are you talking about?
10:18It's different when there's a customer.
10:19When you're here, hold on tight,
10:22and then slowly look at the camera,
10:23and then take a breath.
10:28The timing is just right.
10:30Mark,
10:31are you ready?
10:32Yes!
10:33Are you ready to get drunk?
10:34Get drunk!
10:34Come on!
10:35Let's go!
10:36It's so wonderful to see behind the glass
10:39How bright the sun is
10:41It's so wonderful to see behind the glass
10:44This is Taiwan's
10:48Kaohsiung Oolong Tea.
10:51I remember there's a saying,
10:52The more you drink tea, the more you get drunk.
10:55The more you know it's a miracle.
10:58It's a miracle!
11:02Cheers!
11:03No matter if you're a lonely old man,
11:05or you need someone to help you,
11:07or you just want someone to eat with you,
11:10as long as you have a son,
11:12we will help you no matter what.
11:14Remember,
11:16life goes on.
11:18Oh!
11:19Everything has a big uncle.
11:22Cut!
11:22Good take!
11:24How was it, Mark?
11:25How was it?
11:25Anyway,
11:26keep recording our business development,
11:29and edit the video when you graduate.
11:31Documentary!
11:32He's just a teenager,
11:33how could he come up with such a stupid idea?
11:35He's been like this his whole life.
11:37But I'm willing to help him.
11:39Why are you willing to help him?
11:41Why not?
11:42As a person, I should help myself.
11:43Mr. Lu,
11:44I have an idea.
11:46Do you think this video
11:47is too much of an idol?
11:50No, no.
11:51I think you should do it a few more times.
11:53Can you afford it?
11:53Yes, I can.
11:54Can you afford it?
11:54Yes.
11:55How about three times?
11:57Life goes on.
11:59Oh!
12:01Yeah!
12:13Life goes on.
12:16Everything has a big uncle.
12:19Are you laughing at me?
12:22Look at this.
12:24354k views.
12:26I'll make your video even more views.
12:31You're just being paid.
12:33I don't need money.
12:34I told you he's an uncle.
12:36Don't laugh at me.
12:38We're all good people.
12:40We should read the comments.
12:41That's right.
12:42Look.
12:44Tracy Ho said,
12:46You're a ghost.
12:48You're disgusting.
12:50Look at this.
12:52Shadow Fong said,
12:54I'd rather not be willing to live.
12:56I won't want you.
12:59And Kimi Ho said,
13:01Isn't he Baba Cha?
13:04Yes, isn't he bankrupt?
13:07It's similar.
13:08There's noise or no noise.
13:10Negative marketing is also marketing.
13:13You two even shared the video.
13:15What's the use of sharing with us?
13:19Actually, if you want more people to know,
13:21it's very simple.
13:24I thought it was chicken.
13:26It's all sauce.
13:28I'm so talented.
13:31I'm just keeping it mysterious.
13:33I don't want to show everyone the bottom line.
13:36Or are you afraid of Mr. Lu?
13:39He's like a piece of shit.
13:41That's the norm.
13:44By the way,
13:45Lin Ma Sha is quite similar to Mr. Lu.
13:48No way.
13:49I don't think so.
13:51Well, Ma Sha is a bit hard to deal with.
13:55But we haven't seen each other for more than ten years.
13:57Now that she's back,
14:02I don't know what to do.
14:04But Ma Sha
14:05hasn't been back in Hong Kong for long.
14:07I don't think she has many friends.
14:08Yeah.
14:08But she goes out every night.
14:10She goes out until late at night.
14:11I don't know where she goes with whom.
14:15Right?
14:15Yeah.
14:16Yeah.
14:17This time it's over.
14:18It's really over.
14:18Yeah, it's over.
14:20She's dating someone else.
14:21You're her uncle.
14:23That's right.
14:24Sugar Daddy.
14:25Yeah.
14:26She's crazy.
14:27Your ex-girlfriend is also a girl.
14:29No, Emily and Ma Sha
14:31are about the same age.
14:33Wow,
14:34it's a typhoon.
14:37No, no.
14:38I think we should...
14:41It's a girl.
14:55Should I let her in?
14:56Yeah.
14:58Finally, you open the door.
15:18You know I'm busy.
15:21I have to go through the notice.
15:22I don't even have time to sleep.
15:24Don't you know how to call me?
15:32He hasn't answered my calls for a week.
15:41What are you reading?
15:42The World of the Married.
15:45Oh.
15:47Do you know who the typhoon is?
15:49Yes, I do.
15:52It's the Japanese.
16:03I don't have to work today.
16:07Why don't we do something
16:08more meaningful than reading?
16:17Look at me.
16:20You're a star.
16:21You can't be too attractive.
16:23What do you mean?
16:26I'm not attractive?
16:27Tell me!
16:28Don't go!
16:30I won't stop until you tell me!
16:34Hey!
16:36Get down!
16:38Hey!
16:50How's your website doing?
16:54Our first step,
16:55our first client,
16:56is very important.
16:58With your website
16:59and my list,
17:01it's a combination of technology and tradition.
17:04How big should the coverage be?
17:15Data version.
17:16After the client logs in,
17:17they need to fill out a form.
17:19The system will send you the form.
17:21That's a lot of work.
17:22I need to fill out a form.
17:24You need to ask the doctor
17:26what disease you have,
17:27what medicine you take.
17:28It's two-way.
17:34I'll put you on the form.
17:36When the system sends you the form,
17:37you'll receive a notification.
17:43Click on this circle
17:44to see the client's needs,
17:46meeting time and location.
17:49Click on this button to start the meeting.
17:51The system will start timing.
17:53After everything is done,
17:54click on finish.
17:56The system will deduct money from the client's card.
17:59The customer's rating will be on the catalogue.
18:02The client's rating will be on the backstage.
18:04Try to avoid users with too low ratings.
18:06That way, you can protect the client.
18:11You like to keep in touch with the netizens.
18:13Who's that guy with the fan?
18:26What kind of friend is he?
18:28Do you know him?
18:30What does it have to do with you?
18:32I'm just concerned about my dad.
18:33Is that what you want?
18:35How do you know him?
18:37Do you have a credit card?
18:40Excuse me.
18:41Is there a...
18:43Are you Uncle Chui Chui?
18:44Yes, I am.
18:46If you have any questions,
18:47I can help you.
18:50The payment...
18:51Can you do it?
18:52You're so lucky.
18:53Yes, of course I can.
19:00The meridian is very important to the human body.
19:02It's not good if you can't breathe.
19:05What's so great about it?
19:06Ironworks is the best place to take care of the meridian.
19:10Don't look down on Uncle Chui Chui
19:11Why did you start with the ironworks?
19:13It also proves that we are the best place to take care of the meridian.
19:18We will meet the patient first
19:19to understand the needs of the client.
19:21Then we will combine technology and tradition
19:23to match the most suitable uncle for him
19:25and do one-to-one service.
19:27I dare to say that this service is perfect.
19:32I have an old friend.
19:36He just got out of the hospital.
19:37I want to find someone to accompany him.
19:41Accompany?
19:46What for?
19:48No, I know.
19:50He is a normal person.
19:52He just got out of the hospital.
19:54He needs some time to adapt.
19:57Why don't you go with him?
20:00I am a massage therapist.
20:03I am half of his friend.
20:06The girls are not obedient recently.
20:08I need to keep an eye on the shop.
20:13Sorry, if you don't tell the truth,
20:16we won't take this order.
20:17Yes.
20:18I am serious.
20:20But I can't handle one person.
20:25Hold this for me.
20:29Actually,
20:30she is my cousin.
20:33Her father is good.
20:37She got into a car accident.
20:41She hasn't been visited for years.
20:44She said she didn't want to meet anyone after she got out of the car.
20:51Anyway, keep an eye on her for me.
20:54I don't want to lose her, either.
21:04Don't worry.
21:05Leave it to us.
21:07Are you serious?
21:09I am serious.
21:10Yes.
21:24You are her cousin?
21:39Let me introduce myself.
21:39I am Sam.
21:44Let's go.
21:56Actually, everything is very convenient now.
22:06Is there any place you want to go?
22:08I can go with you.
22:13Hong Kong has really changed a lot.
22:17It's just a matter of time.
22:39It's time to go.
22:42Bye.
22:57Irene, if you need anything, just call me.
23:05Actually, I just want to go to the beach.
23:08Is there anyone I can go with?
23:11It doesn't matter.
23:13Let's try again.
23:24What are you doing?
23:27It's broken.
23:29Broken again?
23:32How many months is it?
23:35Don't you think it's fun to just stand there and look at the sea and watch the time go by?
23:40What do you want?
23:42Do you want me to buy you a wooden fish?
23:46Just kidding.
23:48What's the point of just looking at the sea?
23:50My client is like this.
23:52He only talks for three sentences a day.
23:53Then he goes up to see the sea.
23:55Like a big uncle?
23:57I don't know what to do after the first single shot.
24:01It's my time.
24:03Really?
24:06But maybe you're the only one who can communicate with him.
24:09Five, five, okay?
24:11Okay.
24:18To be honest,
24:20what troubles you so much that you don't want to date a woman?
24:25Okay.
24:28People are a little confused in their mid-life.
24:33I know there's a medicine that can cure it.
24:36But you have a face and a head.
24:38We're brothers.
24:40I'll buy it for you.
24:41Hey, hey, hey, hey.
24:43My psychology is completely normal.
24:44I understand.
24:45What psychology?
24:46You don't understand.
24:47I understand.
24:48I'll show you.
24:49Don't go the wrong way.
24:51Don't go the wrong way.
25:09Hello.
25:11Uncle Chow.
25:17You know it's me.
25:21I know.
25:44Damn!
25:46I'm used to it.
25:48You're a fraud.
25:51You don't even let your brother go.
25:54Damn!
25:55What kind of situation is this?
25:58What if we get caught for no reason?
26:02Say something.
26:08Be careful.
26:09Maybe we're in trouble, too.
26:12I knew it.
26:13Why didn't you say it?
26:15If I told you, would you know what happened?
26:18I told you everything in the news.
26:19Can you trust the news now?
26:21In short, you don't have to worry about anything.
26:24I don't have to worry about what I do.
26:26It's different if you record my uncle.
26:28You have to treat him well.
26:29He's a celebrity.
26:30You know, he's famous.
26:33Irene has a lot of knowledge.
26:36Do you think he's you?
26:44Who is he?
27:14Where are you going?
27:36I'm going to find...
28:06I'm going to find...
28:07I'm going to find...
28:13I'm going to find...
28:22I'm going to find...
28:36Interesting.
28:44What are you doing here?
28:45I'm here to see what's going on with Lam.
28:48Are you following him?
28:50You see, he used to be so cute.
28:53Now he's like this.
28:55That's normal.
28:56He went to America for six years.
28:58He's 25 years old now.
29:00Do you want him to wear a princess dress?
29:03No.
29:04He used to be very close to me.
29:05Now he can't stand it.
29:08You abandoned him.
29:10Are you angry?
29:15That's funny.
29:16How did you do that?
29:19I gave up my custody.
29:20It doesn't mean I don't want him.
29:22I'm a young girl.
29:23I have a lot of money.
29:25He knows IT.
29:27Did he do something to me?
29:31I won't be cheated by my son.
29:32You know, his mother is also a person who has a love affair.
29:35Have you ever cheated on your mother?
29:38No.
29:39No.
29:40I asked Uncle Tian to buy some toys.
29:42Yes.
29:43I asked him to buy some toys with me.
29:51I can't take it.
29:56Look at your pants.
29:57It's underpants.
29:59Come here more often.
30:01You'll get fat.
30:08Wow.
30:13Here you are.
30:14Wow.
30:15It's so beautiful.
30:16You're not fat.
30:18This is a first-generation gold card.
30:20It's very valuable.
30:24You're the legendary wind of Beijing.
30:27How do you know that?
30:29Because some people gossip.
30:31No respect.
30:32I just want to understand you.
30:35How do you know that?
30:36Because you're handsome.
30:40What are you talking about?
30:43Let's go.
30:44Mr. Bookie.
30:45Since you have money,
30:47I want to try it.
30:48How to play?
30:49Okay, I'll teach you.
30:50First of all, this is a prize.
30:52Yes, prize.
31:03Let me introduce this book to you.
31:07Actually, I prefer Tai Chai Chi.
31:11Mr. Kai Chuan is an idol of Tai Chai Chi.
31:15His works are deeply influenced by him.
31:18His confusion and depression
31:20are recognized by Kai Chuan.
31:24If you want to understand the ending,
31:27you have to look back
31:29at your inner self.
31:53Actually, you've been sitting here for a long time
31:55just to see your mom.
32:03Why don't you go in and find her?
32:24I killed my little brother.
32:29So if my mom doesn't forgive me,
32:35is it normal?
32:40That's right.
32:43I'm sorry.
32:46I'm sorry.
32:48I'm sorry.
32:50I'm sorry.
32:51That's right.
33:10You don't have to come with me anymore.
33:22So you just got rejected.
33:31There's a report here.
33:33It says that Irene didn't even know
33:35that her colleagues
33:37didn't even tell her family and relatives.
33:41In fact, you don't have to commit suicide if you don't have money.
33:44Sometimes people have some difficulties.
33:46It's very sad.
33:47That's right.
33:48That's why you need to get out of the house.
33:51Why don't you think about how to help Irene?
33:54But think about it.
33:55Her mom is really angry at her.
33:59That's right.
34:00If the competition was me,
34:02I think I'd be angry for the rest of my life.
34:04That's right.
34:05It's like my parents don't understand.
34:07Sometimes it's best not to see them.
34:10Let's not do the big show.
34:13Let's do something for Irene.
34:15Something about the pet ghost card.
34:18And those football cards.
34:19Those basketball cards are very expensive now.
34:22That's not good.
34:24If you don't have a receipt,
34:27you'll be in trouble.
34:29You'll be in trouble.
34:31You'll be in trouble.
34:32I'll get the receipt.
34:33I'll get the receipt.
34:35It's not a big deal.
34:37It's up to the Sixth Prince to make a move.
34:39That's right.
34:40Hey, Sixth Prince.
34:43Do you have something on your mind?
34:46You do.
34:46Me too?
34:47I do.
34:48Is my love for you that easy?
34:51Just because I don't have it doesn't mean I don't have it.
34:54No.
34:55It's two different things.
34:57Once you're dead,
34:59you can't get rid of it.
35:00You've never tried it.
35:01How do you know you can't get rid of it?
35:04What do you want to do?
35:07At least two of us have to sit down and talk it out.
35:11What's the use of talking it out?
35:13It'll only hurt the two of us.
35:15It doesn't hurt now.
35:16Do you know how hurt Irene is?
35:18What about Irene's mom?
35:19She's hurt too.
35:20Like what my uncle said,
35:22sometimes it's best not to see each other.
35:25You don't care about me, do you?
35:27I'll figure something out myself.
35:30Hey!
35:32Hey!
35:34Get drunk!
35:35She's your daughter.
35:38You're so smelly.
35:39How did you get pregnant?
35:41Hey!
35:56Hey!
36:01These are the letters she wrote to her mom all these years.
36:06But her mom was so stubborn
36:08that she wouldn't take a single letter.
36:10So all the letters came to me.
36:15You want it. She gave it to you.
36:17No.
36:19She threw it away with me.
36:20Okay, okay, okay. I'm leaving.
36:22Irene knows her mom can't forgive her.
36:25She misses you so much. She wants to see you.
36:28Talk to her, okay?
36:29I want to see her.
36:30Stop it!
36:32She can't forgive herself either.
36:34That's why she doesn't dare to ask her mom.
36:37If you can really help her,
36:40let her and her daughter sit down and talk.
36:43I'll give you ten times the price.
36:47Really?
36:48No way!
36:51I want to be your brother for the rest of my life.
36:53I'll help you get her back.
37:06I'd like the pork skin you like the most.
37:11I'll have the pork skin with rice.
37:15More pork skin.
37:16I'd also like the pork red with rice.
37:19Okay.
37:20Wait a minute.
37:21Take your time.
37:23Ma'am.
37:24Yes?
37:25There used to be a candy store here.
37:27When was it closed?
37:28It's been closed for two years.
37:31That's a shame.
37:33We moved back from the U.S.
37:35and have been living here for ten years.
37:37After all, it's the taste of Hong Kong
37:39that gives you a sense of home.
37:41Of course.
37:43In the U.S., there's no pork skin and pork red.
37:46I'm from a family of four.
37:47You two should eat more.
37:48No wonder the taste is different from the outside.
37:52Ms. Liu.
37:53Yes?
37:54You're so good at kicking.
37:57I've been doing a lot of things since I was a kid.
38:00I came back to take care of my parents.
38:04They're old.
38:05You know, as a son,
38:08you have to take care of your parents.
38:12What's the matter?
38:14We're about the same age.
38:16How many kids do you have?
38:20None.
38:26Her mom treats me like I'm not her son.
38:28She's not funny.
38:31Why don't we pretend to have an affair?
38:34Then Irene can apologize.
38:36Pretend to have an affair?
38:37Is it that easy to have an affair?
38:39Follow her.
38:43What's the point?
38:45She won't even look at the letters.
38:47So what if you bump into her?
38:51Mr. Lu.
38:53I want to think of a solution.
38:55Fire her.
39:00Lin Ma-sha.
39:02How many times have I told you not to fire her?
39:04If you do that, she'll become deaf.
39:07If you do that, she'll become deaf.
39:14Can you hear me?
39:16If you say what you want to say, I can hear you.
39:25I'm hungry. Order take-out.
39:27Do you want to eat?
39:37I'm hungry. Order take-out.
39:47I've been having insomnia lately.
39:51Because every time I close my eyes,
39:53I see what happened when I went to the beach with Ah Fai.
39:59He likes to sleep on the sand and ask me to pull him.
40:03I tried so hard to pull him back.
40:08But I can't do it every time.
40:13I thought about letting Ah Fai go today.
40:17But I can't bear to leave you.
40:22I'm afraid no one will take care of you.
40:27I remember you used to say
40:29that we should earn more money to support you.
40:36At first, I took your words too seriously.
40:39I thought making money was the best thing.
40:42But I didn't see how you've been
40:44working so hard for the past few decades
40:47to earn every penny.
40:54I'm sorry.
40:59I'm sorry.
41:15To be honest,
41:17sometimes I hate you.
41:19Why are you so cruel?
41:23I don't want that.
41:26But when I think about it from your perspective,
41:30I can't breathe.
41:34I know it hurts.
41:44I miss you so much.
41:55I love you.
42:25Hello.
42:27Irene.
42:29Have a seat over there.
42:55I have to go.
43:25I'm sorry.
43:55I'm sorry.
44:25I'm sorry.