A Bag Of Hammers (2011)

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Genres - Comedy, Comedy Drama, Drama | Sub-Genres - Comedy Drama | Release Date - Mar 12, 2011 | Run Time - 85 min. | Countries - United States of America | MPAA Rating - TV-14

A Bag of Hammers is a 2011 American comedy-drama film directed by Brian Crano and written by Crano and Jake Sandvig, who co-stars in the film with Jason Ritter. The soundtrack was written and performed by British folk musician Johnny Flynn.

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Transcript
00:00:00Who do you think would win in a fight?
00:00:19Ultimate Warrior.
00:00:22That wasn't, I wasn't going to say Ultimate Warrior.
00:00:25Well you said who would win in a fight and it's Ultimate Warrior.
00:00:27You have to say aside from Ultimate Warrior or you have to give me specific choices.
00:00:30Give me some time.
00:00:31Give me some choices.
00:00:32Who do you think would win in a fight?
00:00:35Marty or Armenian Frank?
00:00:37Armenian Frank, not Italian Frank?
00:00:39No, Armenian Frank.
00:00:41Who?
00:00:42Marty.
00:00:43Why?
00:00:44Marty could have a secret weapon that none of us know about.
00:00:46Like a nuke.
00:00:47Who do you think is a better bowler?
00:00:50Ultimate Warrior.
00:00:52I don't want to go, I don't want to go, on my own, on my own, I don't want to go, on
00:01:03my own.
00:01:05And so you know, the bottom might top you, then where would the best of us be?
00:01:27I don't want to go, I don't want to go, on my own, on my own, I don't want to go, I don't
00:01:49want to go, on my own.
00:01:50Marty!
00:01:51Look at you dumb shits in your bow tie.
00:01:52Where did you boys pick this up?
00:01:53Ballet-ing.
00:01:54Um, it is a 2004, it's in great shape.
00:01:58Yeah, it's a nice car, it's very nice, clean, I'll move it easy.
00:02:01Clean interior.
00:02:02Yep.
00:02:03Except for this fry.
00:02:04Here you go, Jethro.
00:02:05Alright, uh, let's say six.
00:02:06What?
00:02:07That's fair.
00:02:08Marty, I've got a mortgage.
00:02:09I'll tell you what, eight, eight thousand five hundred, not a penny less.
00:02:18Damn right.
00:02:19Seven thousand?
00:02:20Alright, we'll take it.
00:02:22It is endlessly fucked up to me that you steal cars from dead people.
00:02:26They're not dead people.
00:02:27Yeah, they're dead people's relatives.
00:02:29I remember when you were nice boys.
00:02:31Yes.
00:02:32You're breaking my heart, Marty.
00:02:33My favorite, favorite, favorite degenerates.
00:02:37Okay, Barbara Walters or Chloris Leachman?
00:02:41Chloris Leachman, no question.
00:02:43No, not, I know what you're thinking, you're thinking Chloris Leachman in Young Frankenstein.
00:02:47But Chloris Leachman now.
00:02:50Now.
00:02:58Hey, y'all.
00:02:59Hey.
00:03:02How's it going?
00:03:03Alright, alright.
00:03:04You're just getting settled in.
00:03:05Mm-hmm.
00:03:06I went to my school.
00:03:07It's pretty close.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:09Uh, just one thing, though.
00:03:10Uh.
00:03:11Mm-hmm.
00:03:12About the rent, I was really hoping to be able to pay the whole amount.
00:03:16You know, it's just that I haven't found work yet.
00:03:18Right.
00:03:19I mean, the FEMA money that we got is only a $2,000 cash card.
00:03:22And then they tell me now that they don't know when the rest is going to be processed.
00:03:26So, you know, I can't really afford.
00:03:28What?
00:03:29Um.
00:03:35Uh.
00:03:37Say a thousand a month.
00:03:38Okay?
00:03:39Really?
00:03:42That is so nice of you.
00:03:43It's pretty wonderful, you know, you getting on the property ladder at such a young age, Alan.
00:03:48Impressive.
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:51So, what is it that you do?
00:03:54Hey, boys.
00:03:55Hey.
00:03:56Look at this.
00:04:04Juice.
00:04:06So, what do you want?
00:04:08Um.
00:04:09Uh.
00:04:10Well, aren't we forgetting something?
00:04:12Oh, yes.
00:04:13Oh, Alan.
00:04:14Come on.
00:04:15Well, it is a Wiggles Waffles policy.
00:04:16Alan.
00:04:17That when a server, that would be you, greets the customer, that would be us, that you must perform the Wiggles Waffles wiggle.
00:04:25Alan, please.
00:04:30Welcome to Wiggles.
00:04:32The Wiggles Waffles wiggle.
00:04:35Thank you for wiggling into Wiggles Waffles diner.
00:04:41Oh, God.
00:04:42That'd be tight.
00:04:43So stupid.
00:04:44Fuck you, bed shitter.
00:04:45Whoa.
00:04:49So, what's the grift of the day?
00:04:53Actually, forget it.
00:04:54I don't want to know.
00:04:55Well, actually, we can't decide today.
00:04:58You know, you should just snatch some old lady's purses.
00:05:00It's more direct.
00:05:01No, please.
00:05:02What do we look like?
00:05:03Criminals?
00:05:04Yeah.
00:05:05Oh, Luke's going to be a deceiving.
00:05:06That's precisely why we're so successful.
00:05:08Hmm.
00:05:09So, Mom called yesterday.
00:05:11Yeah?
00:05:12Yeah.
00:05:13Dad got into another bar fight.
00:05:16Mom's really upset.
00:05:17You should really call her.
00:05:19Uh, well, I will have the pancakes.
00:05:21Pancakes?
00:05:22Yes, please.
00:05:23Sure.
00:05:24Um.
00:05:27It's from both of us.
00:05:29Hey, man.
00:05:30How are you doing?
00:05:31Mountain view.
00:05:32All right.
00:05:33Another wiggle?
00:05:34Oh, yeah.
00:05:35Welcome to Wiggles.
00:05:36The Wiggles Waffles wiggle.
00:05:38Thank you for wiggling.
00:05:40Who do I think is a better bowler, who or who?
00:05:42You don't say anyone.
00:05:43I'm going to say me.
00:05:44Who talks that fast?
00:05:45Me.
00:05:46When did you ever, you don't, you've never talked that fast.
00:05:48Yes, I do.
00:05:49I talk this fast all the time.
00:05:50No, you.
00:05:51It's ridiculous.
00:05:52Who are we burying today?
00:05:53I don't know.
00:05:54Uh, I left the paper at Wiggles.
00:05:57Sloppy, Alan.
00:05:58That's sloppy.
00:05:59Sloppy.
00:06:08Sort of clear locks and bolts.
00:06:12Is that it?
00:06:13Yeah.
00:06:26Any good CDs over there?
00:06:29Let's see.
00:06:30Oh, Kelly Clarkson.
00:06:32Kelly Clarkson.
00:06:34Kelly Clarkson Christmas is a time for giving.
00:06:38Mariah sings Kelly Clarkson.
00:06:40Oh, my God.
00:06:41And, uh, Rammstein.
00:06:43Oh, right.
00:06:44With the Kelly Clarkson.
00:06:46What is it?
00:06:47Give me this.
00:06:49Amanda.
00:06:52Oh, fuck.
00:06:54Oh, fuck.
00:06:55Fuck.
00:06:56Fuck.
00:06:57Fuck.
00:06:58Look at this.
00:06:59Oh, yeah.
00:07:00Oh, yeah.
00:07:01Oh, yeah.
00:07:02Did we steal...
00:07:03Yeah, we fucking did.
00:07:04Yeah, we stole your ex-girlfriend's car.
00:07:06We stole Amanda's car.
00:07:07I don't believe this.
00:07:08Oh, my God.
00:07:09The one time I didn't scout the paper.
00:07:11Oh, shit.
00:07:12What?
00:07:13Oh, shit.
00:07:14Oh, shit.
00:07:15Oh, shit.
00:07:16Okay, just pull over.
00:07:17Okay, I am.
00:07:18Right here?
00:07:19Yeah, right here.
00:07:20Be careful.
00:07:21Don't hit the curb.
00:07:22I'm not gonna hit the curb.
00:07:23Smile.
00:07:24Smile?
00:07:25We should smile?
00:07:26Yeah.
00:07:27Yeah.
00:07:33License and registration, please.
00:07:37License and registration.
00:07:39Yes.
00:07:41Sorry.
00:07:43I'm a little deaf.
00:07:45Been this year.
00:07:46Here you go.
00:07:51Do you know what speed you were driving just there?
00:07:54Forty.
00:07:56Ish.
00:07:57Twenty-five.
00:07:58Twenty-five?
00:07:59School zone.
00:08:02So, which one of you two is Amanda Buechler?
00:08:08Amanda is my girlfriend.
00:08:10Yeah, here, uh, actually, here's a picture of us.
00:08:13Oh, yeah.
00:08:14Right here.
00:08:15That's us.
00:08:16We were at Guido's.
00:08:17Sorry.
00:08:18Six-month anniversary.
00:08:19Cute.
00:08:20Yeah.
00:08:21Then we went home and had the weirdest sex ever.
00:08:23All right, son.
00:08:24So, apparently if you're double-jointed here, then you go...
00:08:26Enough.
00:08:27Wouldn't let you two off with a warning.
00:08:31You two have a pleasant afternoon.
00:08:33You as well.
00:08:34You too.
00:08:36What are you two?
00:08:38Waiters.
00:08:55Ahem.
00:08:58Well...
00:08:59Hey, hold on, hold on.
00:09:02Uh, let's just leave the car.
00:09:04With who?
00:09:05The florist?
00:09:06Well, there's no need to interrupt them in their, you know, time of need,
00:09:10so let's just drop the keys off and get out of here.
00:09:12What do you say?
00:09:14You want to ding-dong ditch a Mercedes that you stole from your ex-girlfriend
00:09:18on the day her father was buried?
00:09:21Yeah, I do.
00:09:22That's what I want to do.
00:09:23So, I'm gonna do that.
00:09:39Um, Amanda.
00:09:41Hi.
00:09:43Wow.
00:09:45Hi.
00:09:46Hey, Amanda.
00:09:47Alan.
00:09:49Um, listen, we just wanted to tell you that we...
00:09:53Uh, we're very sorry to hear about your father's, um...
00:09:57Um...
00:09:58And that's all?
00:10:00Yeah.
00:10:02Yeah, well...
00:10:04Yeah.
00:10:06This is so like you.
00:10:07What? You don't know what I'm...
00:10:09What is so like me?
00:10:10You're a liar and a coward, Ben.
00:10:13And maybe one day you'll realize that it's not some great embarrassment
00:10:18to have feelings or care about somebody, you know?
00:10:21But probably you won't figure it out until you're an old, pathetic man
00:10:25who lives in a flophouse downtown,
00:10:27trying to steal food from the garbage can
00:10:29to keep your incontinent body from shutting down from pity and boredom.
00:10:33Jesus.
00:10:34I'm not finished, Alan.
00:10:35All right.
00:10:36I was ready to share forever with you.
00:10:38But did you care? No.
00:10:40You'd rather share it with him and steal, steal, steal, Alan, Alan, Alan.
00:10:45I mean, was I just some hole for you?
00:10:47What does he have that I don't?
00:10:49Uh, well, an indoor voice, um...
00:10:51Do you know why we broke up?
00:10:53I have some hypotheses.
00:10:54A thousand reasons.
00:10:55But mainly because I could not pierce your emotional exoskeleton.
00:10:58But no matter how hard I tried...
00:11:00What is so funny?
00:11:02You did just say emotional exoskeleton.
00:11:04Yeah, and?
00:11:05Yeah, okay, definitely.
00:11:06That was what was funny.
00:11:07Fuck you.
00:11:08Well, I'm sorry.
00:11:09I told you I loved you, and I...
00:11:11I was wrong.
00:11:12Okay?
00:11:13Because a love could never ever feel...
00:11:15So strong.
00:11:16Stop.
00:11:17What is so goddamn funny?
00:11:19I am not laughing.
00:11:20I'm sorry.
00:11:21You speak in Michael Bolton lyrics.
00:11:22That's funny.
00:11:23Fuck you, Alan.
00:11:24Fuck you.
00:11:25You are ugly, and you have a little dick.
00:11:27Large for my height.
00:11:28How would you...
00:11:29Listen, please, okay?
00:11:30I just want to tell you that today we were working, okay?
00:11:33You were stealing.
00:11:35At Mountain View around noon, and totally coincidentally...
00:11:39Without any malice.
00:11:40Or whatever, we took...
00:11:41Oh, I should have known it was you.
00:11:43You stole my car.
00:11:44Yeah.
00:11:45Well, we didn't know until after.
00:11:47You stole my fucking car!
00:11:48I mean, it wasn't like...
00:11:49But we did.
00:11:50We're sorry.
00:11:51We're so sorry.
00:11:52And I still love you.
00:11:53And I still love you.
00:11:56I don't still love you.
00:11:58I don't like you.
00:11:59I don't hate you.
00:12:00It's in the middle.
00:12:01It's right in the middle.
00:12:02Ow!
00:12:03It's ambivalence, mainly.
00:12:07You really want to do another funeral today?
00:12:10I'm open.
00:12:11What do you feel like?
00:12:13What is it?
00:12:15Hey.
00:12:17Is he wearing camouflage?
00:12:18Hey.
00:12:19You want some tea?
00:12:21No.
00:12:23You want to come out of the hedge?
00:12:27What are you doing, Alan?
00:12:28You probably look nice.
00:12:30Ben.
00:12:32Hey, shouldn't you be at school?
00:12:35I'm not going today.
00:12:37Look, kid.
00:12:38If you want to do good in school...
00:12:40Well.
00:12:41If you want to do well in school,
00:12:43you got to keep showing up until graduation.
00:12:48When did you graduate?
00:12:50That is a good question.
00:12:51When did you graduate?
00:12:52That's not the point.
00:12:53No, there's something called a GED.
00:12:54That's not the point.
00:12:55Anyways.
00:12:56Stay in school.
00:12:57Okay?
00:12:58Get a job.
00:12:59Don't drink and drive.
00:13:01Just say no.
00:13:03Okay, we got to go to work.
00:13:04Yeah.
00:13:06What do you do?
00:13:08Can I come with you to your job or something?
00:13:11I've got money.
00:13:12I can buy sodas.
00:13:14I don't think your mom would like that very much.
00:13:17She won't care.
00:13:25So, what kind of placement are you looking for, Lynette?
00:13:29Anything, really.
00:13:30I just love to get to work.
00:13:32Okay.
00:13:36Your resume looks fine.
00:13:38Do you have any call center experience?
00:13:41No, I don't, but I like people.
00:13:45Okay.
00:13:46And what's your WPM?
00:13:49Excuse me?
00:13:50Words per minute.
00:13:51Oh.
00:13:5330, 35.
00:13:55Right.
00:13:57But I'm getting faster.
00:13:59Are you up to date on the Mac OS 10?
00:14:03Some, yeah.
00:14:04The older version, I think.
00:14:07Excel?
00:14:08No.
00:14:10Quicken?
00:14:11Or should I bother to ask?
00:14:13I'm sorry.
00:14:19Hey.
00:14:21Dickhead.
00:14:23Why you talk so funny?
00:14:24Why you talk so funny?
00:14:25Shut up, Scott.
00:14:26Part of growing up.
00:14:27For what, dickhead?
00:14:28No, for me.
00:14:29Ooh.
00:14:30Kid's got a jab.
00:14:32You gonna cry, pussy?
00:14:33Hey!
00:14:34That's enough of that.
00:14:35Get out of here.
00:14:36Leave him alone.
00:14:37Get.
00:14:41What do you got?
00:14:42Oh.
00:14:43Lights.
00:14:44They're unlocked.
00:14:46Do you really do that?
00:14:47Yeah.
00:14:49Hey.
00:14:50What are you doing?
00:14:55Come here.
00:15:01It was an accident.
00:15:05So you're new here, aren't you?
00:15:07This year.
00:15:09Yeah.
00:15:12What school did you come from?
00:15:13Luther Burbank?
00:15:15Yeah.
00:15:16Where did you come from?
00:15:17Luther Burbank?
00:15:20No.
00:15:21Louisiana.
00:15:22We just moved here.
00:15:24After the hurricane?
00:15:29That must have been scary.
00:15:33Yeah.
00:15:34Well, I'm glad that you're here now.
00:15:37I'll keep my eye on you.
00:15:38And if any of the kids give you a hard time,
00:15:40I'll have them suspended.
00:15:41Understand?
00:15:44Okay.
00:15:46Can I go now?
00:15:47Mm-hmm.
00:15:51I'll see you tomorrow.
00:15:52Yeah.
00:15:53I'll see you tomorrow.
00:16:07Hi, Mom.
00:16:10How was your interview?
00:16:12The same.
00:16:14What happened to your face?
00:16:17I got punched.
00:16:19Yeah, I can see that.
00:16:20Let Mom see.
00:16:27I think it's cool.
00:16:28No, Kelsey.
00:16:29It's not cool.
00:16:31Who hit you?
00:16:32One of my friends I met at school.
00:16:34We was playing chase.
00:16:36It was an accident.
00:16:40Well, go put some ice on it.
00:16:42We don't have any.
00:16:43Oh, here it is.
00:16:49Keep that on there.
00:16:57Go do your schoolwork.
00:17:14You got arrested? Really?
00:17:15No, not really.
00:17:16It was close.
00:17:18We did a ballet job.
00:17:20Nothing fancy,
00:17:21but I got caught speeding in a school zone,
00:17:23and then next thing you know,
00:17:24we've got boyfriends in Chino.
00:17:28You guys are stupid.
00:17:31Well, we got out of it, Mel.
00:17:32Yeah, but you could have gone to prison.
00:17:34A felony.
00:17:35Come on.
00:17:36I don't understand how you can live like that.
00:17:38I wonder what's in the pie case today.
00:17:40Pie is in the pie case probably.
00:17:42Pie is in the pie case probably.
00:17:43Ben?
00:17:44Let me just check it out.
00:17:45I just, I don't,
00:17:47I don't know how you could come here every day.
00:17:48It's easy.
00:17:49I get up in the morning,
00:17:50I go to work, that's it.
00:17:51So do I.
00:17:52That's it.
00:17:53No, what you do isn't work.
00:17:55It's...
00:17:56Well, it pays my bills,
00:17:57and sometimes yours.
00:18:00That's not fair.
00:18:04Look, you can't be a thief forever.
00:18:06What are you going to do?
00:18:07I mean, come on.
00:18:08Go back to school, get a job.
00:18:10Look, I can get you a job here.
00:18:12Are you nuts?
00:18:13Stop it.
00:18:14Me? Waiting tables?
00:18:15Hey.
00:18:16Wiggling?
00:18:17Don't you dare insult waiting tables.
00:18:18Just don't.
00:18:19Okay, I'm sorry.
00:18:20I'm not made to, you know,
00:18:22sling bacon and juice
00:18:23for whatever shithead sits down in a booth.
00:18:25So what happens when your luck runs out,
00:18:27then what?
00:18:28This never runs out.
00:18:32You have got to be kidding me.
00:18:34Says the girl who's wearing a waffle.
00:18:40Don't, don't.
00:18:41I don't want it.
00:18:43You too good for it?
00:18:44We're going to start paying your own tuition?
00:18:46Ben!
00:18:47You're leaving.
00:18:48Okay.
00:18:51All right.
00:18:53I barely touched it.
00:18:57Yeah, I...
00:18:58I find it difficult to listen
00:19:00to Mel's version of reason.
00:19:02We've had a plan.
00:19:04It's always worked.
00:19:05We've never been caught.
00:19:07Yeah, but...
00:19:09What if she's right?
00:19:10You know, what if,
00:19:11what if our luck runs out?
00:19:14Our, our con luck?
00:19:15Or our, like,
00:19:17regular person luck?
00:19:19Uh...
00:19:21I don't know.
00:19:22I guess both?
00:19:24Well, how I figure it,
00:19:25our circumstances,
00:19:27such as they were in Fresno,
00:19:29provided us few options.
00:19:31Right?
00:19:32Right.
00:19:33So whatever we had to do
00:19:35to get out of there,
00:19:36I figure we're sort of
00:19:38karmically okay for doing.
00:19:48You know, it's close.
00:19:49I told you to hang it up.
00:19:50I accidentally shrunk them.
00:19:52I knew you were going to say that!
00:19:54God damn it, Kelsey!
00:19:55I told you exactly what to do
00:19:57when Chuck...
00:20:01Touch me those clothespins,
00:20:02you little Satan!
00:20:04You ruined my nice blouse.
00:20:09Come here.
00:20:15I'm sorry, Mom.
00:20:16I don't want your sorries!
00:20:18I wanted my friggin' wardrobe!
00:20:21I guess someone's soda money
00:20:22is going to be helping me
00:20:23get some decent interview clothes now, huh?
00:20:26Yes, Mom.
00:20:29Stupid!
00:20:30I said I'm sorry.
00:20:31Just get in the house, Kelsey!
00:20:32Just get out of my face!
00:20:33Now!
00:20:38Ugh.
00:20:47Oh, that boy, I swear.
00:20:55Well...
00:20:59I, uh...
00:21:02I...
00:21:06I don't know.
00:21:09I don't know.
00:21:21Melanie, man.
00:21:22Hey, Mel.
00:21:23What a pleasant surprise.
00:21:24Hi, yourself.
00:21:26You're looking positively winsome.
00:21:28Winsome.
00:21:29He has a vocabulary calendar.
00:21:31Yes, I do.
00:21:32Excuse me.
00:21:34My seat's over here.
00:21:35Oh!
00:21:36Watermelon?
00:21:38No, I can't.
00:21:39I have to study later.
00:21:40So, how you been living, Mel?
00:21:42You looking good?
00:21:43Yeah.
00:21:44I mean, healthy?
00:21:45Yeah, I'm fine, Melanie.
00:21:46How are you?
00:21:48Yeah, pretty good.
00:21:49Pretty good.
00:21:50Yeah?
00:21:51A little lonely.
00:21:52Oh.
00:21:53Gets lonely at the shop working.
00:21:56Alone.
00:21:57Uh-huh.
00:21:58Going back to an empty place.
00:22:00No furniture.
00:22:02No furniture?
00:22:03Danish.
00:22:04That's nice.
00:22:05Nothing warm, though, like a lady.
00:22:07Okay.
00:22:08I'm gonna go see what's...
00:22:10I forgot what's in the corner over here.
00:22:12Oh, yeah.
00:22:13There it is.
00:22:14Does that get weird?
00:22:15Yes.
00:22:16Hey, guys.
00:22:17Who's this?
00:22:18Oh, this is, uh...
00:22:19Kelsey.
00:22:20Kelsey.
00:22:21Kelsey, this is my sister, Melanie.
00:22:23Uh, you know Ben, and this is my...
00:22:25Superior.
00:22:27That means boss.
00:22:29So, Kelsey, what's up?
00:22:30Um, can someone take me to the store?
00:22:33I ran out of Hungry Man's, and there's no more food.
00:22:36Well, where's your mom?
00:22:38I don't know.
00:22:39But I've got some money.
00:22:42See, and I'll trade you, uh, some sodas for a ride.
00:22:45No.
00:22:46Would you like a steak instead?
00:22:50Okay.
00:22:51But I'll take a soda.
00:22:53You can pick.
00:22:54Got, uh, cherry, grape, cherry coke, and...
00:22:59Yeah.
00:23:00Wow.
00:23:01Great.
00:23:02Come on.
00:23:06I'm going for it.
00:23:07You're gonna ask her out?
00:23:08I know just what to do.
00:23:09Did you see the way she looked at me?
00:23:11I'm gonna mix a squirt and a root beer.
00:23:14I call it Scoop Beer.
00:23:15You're gonna just take a squirt.
00:23:16I wouldn't, I wouldn't drink that.
00:23:17There's a lot of tequila.
00:23:18That's impressive.
00:23:19There's even...
00:23:20Careful, careful, careful, careful.
00:23:22Hey, Marty.
00:23:23He's out.
00:23:24He's out.
00:23:25Oh, man.
00:23:28He hit his head pretty hard.
00:23:29Yeah.
00:23:30He had the melon to break his...
00:23:32Well, there's only one thing we can do.
00:23:34What happened?
00:23:35Did you drink the whole thing?
00:23:36No, he was just trying to impress you.
00:23:38So it worked.
00:23:39Kelsey, got any markers?
00:23:40Yeah.
00:23:41Cool.
00:23:42We need them.
00:23:43Get them.
00:23:44Can I talk to you two for a second?
00:23:45I don't care what you say, Mel.
00:23:46I'm drawing dicks on his face.
00:23:47Oh, no.
00:23:48It's not about that shit.
00:23:49I'll help.
00:23:50It's...
00:23:51Have you been in there?
00:23:52In there?
00:23:53Yeah.
00:23:54No.
00:23:55No.
00:23:56She must not...
00:23:57Well, it can't be that bad.
00:23:58I mean, they just moved in.
00:23:59No, seriously, it's bad.
00:24:00You should call someone, like the authorities, or, you know...
00:24:03It's not really our business, so...
00:24:05No, I'm serious.
00:24:07It's bad.
00:24:08It's like neglect.
00:24:10You should do something.
00:24:11Okay, I will do something.
00:24:13I will.
00:24:14I will draw a big, hairy dick on Marty's forehead.
00:24:17Yeah, we'll start with that, and then we'll go from there.
00:24:19Yeah, we'll see.
00:24:20Yeah.
00:24:21Hey!
00:24:22Purple.
00:24:23Green.
00:24:24Thanks, Kelsey.
00:24:33Mom?
00:24:34Hmm?
00:24:35I cleaned up.
00:24:36Right.
00:24:37Supper.
00:24:38Uh...
00:24:39You want me to throw something?
00:24:40I did it already.
00:24:41Okay.
00:24:42Okay.
00:24:43Okay.
00:24:44Okay.
00:24:45Okay.
00:24:46Okay.
00:24:47Okay.
00:24:48Okay.
00:24:49Okay.
00:24:50Okay.
00:24:51Okay.
00:24:52Okay.
00:24:53Okay.
00:24:54Okay.
00:24:55Okay.
00:24:56Okay.
00:24:57Okay.
00:24:58Okay.
00:24:59Okay.
00:25:00Okay.
00:25:02You want some?
00:25:03No.
00:25:04You want a soda?
00:25:06Uh, I gotta go out.
00:25:08But you just got home.
00:25:09Yeah, well, Mama's gotta have a life, okay?
00:25:11Just cause she had you don't mean...
00:25:13Yeah.
00:25:15Just go to bed at ten.
00:25:17You hear me?
00:25:19You hear me, Kelsey?
00:25:21Alright, I'll see you in the morning.
00:25:23Bye.
00:25:26Bye.
00:25:49Hello?
00:25:50Ninja Ortega CPCS for Wyatt Jolson.
00:25:53Sixth grade civics, Newberry.
00:25:55Very funny, man.
00:25:56How you doing?
00:25:57What's up, buddy?
00:25:58I'm good.
00:25:59Just drowning in paperwork.
00:26:00You're smart to get out, man.
00:26:02Oh, was I?
00:26:03I'm drowning in homework.
00:26:05What's going on?
00:26:06I called her name.
00:26:07She'll be up at your school.
00:26:09Who's the kid?
00:26:10Kelsey Patterson.
00:26:11Yeah, I got him my fifth period social studies.
00:26:14What's your take, then?
00:26:15Don't really have one.
00:26:17He's quiet.
00:26:18He's an odd kid.
00:26:20He's new.
00:26:21He doesn't have any friends.
00:26:23I honestly don't know him that well.
00:26:24What's your complaint?
00:26:25Just general neglect from the neighbor.
00:26:27You want to do me a favor?
00:26:28I'd like to see my wife this month.
00:26:30Will you go talk to the mother?
00:26:31If it looks bad, call me and we'll pull him.
00:26:33Okay?
00:26:34Alright.
00:26:35What's the address?
00:26:36Lynette Patterson?
00:26:38Hello?
00:26:40Anybody home?
00:26:42Allen, we have a visitor.
00:26:45Cop?
00:26:47Hello?
00:26:48Is anybody home?
00:26:49Uh, we're not religious.
00:26:51Not about that.
00:26:56Hey.
00:26:57Hi.
00:26:58Hi.
00:26:59Uh, who did you say you were?
00:27:01I'm just looking for Lynette Patterson, Kelsey's mom.
00:27:04Oh, uh, no, wrong house.
00:27:07They're over there, actually.
00:27:09There was a report made, actually a complaint,
00:27:11filed by, um, Melanie Manilow.
00:27:14Is she home?
00:27:16No, uh, she's my sister, um, but she doesn't live here.
00:27:21Oh, she filed a report with Child Protective Services.
00:27:25Yeah, Melanie's a little...
00:27:27Do you guys notice anything out of the ordinary?
00:27:30Any neglect, or...
00:27:32Um, well...
00:27:34I wouldn't say neglect, but, uh,
00:27:38I mean, the mother doesn't seem to give the kid much time.
00:27:40Yeah, Mel said that there wasn't any food over there.
00:27:44My general impression is that this isn't an abuse case.
00:27:47It's just that this woman probably shouldn't win
00:27:49any Mother of the Year awards, huh?
00:27:51Definitely.
00:27:52I mean, we had it rougher than he does.
00:27:54Oh.
00:27:55All right.
00:27:56Well, thanks for your time.
00:27:57Yeah.
00:27:58Yeah, sure.
00:27:59Um, so what do you, uh, what do you think you're gonna do now?
00:28:01Like, what do you do now?
00:28:02Do you call the police or anything?
00:28:04No, I'll just have a look around and probably send a notice out.
00:28:07Cool.
00:28:08That's all?
00:28:09I mean, if I can, I'd like to spare him the system.
00:28:11Getting processed is, well, should be the last resort.
00:28:15Really?
00:28:16Yeah.
00:28:17I mean, look, if the kid's being severely beaten or starved...
00:28:20No, well, uh...
00:28:21Then you process.
00:28:22And the kid gets bounced from one house to the next,
00:28:25and you hope the family's not doing it just for the food stamps.
00:28:29Shit.
00:28:30I had no idea.
00:28:31Thanks for your time.
00:28:32Cool.
00:28:33Yeah, sure.
00:28:34Bye.
00:28:38What do you guys feel like?
00:28:39How about next time you send any law enforcement agency to the house,
00:28:43uh, give us a heads up?
00:28:45What?
00:28:47Better yet, don't do it at all.
00:28:49Oh, child services?
00:28:50Mm-hmm.
00:28:51Yeah.
00:28:52So what happened?
00:28:53He left a note.
00:28:57A note? That's it?
00:28:58Yeah.
00:28:59He, uh, said it looked okay to him.
00:29:03I don't believe that.
00:29:04Well, look, maybe our shitty, fucked-up upbringings made us,
00:29:09and you in particular, Mel, susceptible to overreaction.
00:29:17Kelsey, you in there?
00:29:35All right.
00:29:46Oh.
00:29:47Can I help you?
00:29:48Hi.
00:29:49I was, uh, I was just looking for my, uh, my brother, Alan.
00:29:53In my windows.
00:29:54In my house.
00:29:55Sorry.
00:29:57I should just go.
00:29:58Uh, no, they're, they're not here.
00:30:00I think they're working.
00:30:02Look, I know it's not any of my business, but...
00:30:07I know how you keep this place.
00:30:10Keep Kelsey.
00:30:13And I've seen the condition of the house.
00:30:16And it's unacceptable.
00:30:18Your right is not your business.
00:30:19You know what? It doesn't matter.
00:30:22Because I've talked to Kelsey.
00:30:24And I know what's going on here.
00:30:27And being out of work,
00:30:29it's not an excuse.
00:30:32Okay?
00:30:34Hey.
00:30:37You buy that car and I'll wait your salary.
00:30:39Or tips.
00:30:41No, it was a gift.
00:30:42Oh.
00:30:45I thought not.
00:30:49Okay.
00:30:51You're a fucking bitch.
00:31:00I'm sorry.
00:31:02I'm sorry.
00:31:03I'm sorry.
00:31:30Okay.
00:31:43So.
00:31:45What kind of place are you looking for, Lynette?
00:31:49Um, anything really.
00:31:50I just love to get to work.
00:31:52Okay.
00:31:53Your resume looks fine.
00:31:55Do you have call center experience?
00:31:57No, I don't.
00:31:58But I like people.
00:32:00Mm-hmm.
00:32:01Excel?
00:32:03No.
00:32:05Filing?
00:32:09Do you have any useful skills for office work?
00:32:12Look, just get me.
00:32:14Just fucking get me a job.
00:32:17I need a fucking job.
00:32:18Just a job.
00:32:19Okay?
00:32:20Whatever.
00:32:21I'll learn anything.
00:32:22I drove here with nothing.
00:32:23And don't you...
00:32:26Don't you sit there with your fucking...
00:32:30Fuck.
00:32:36Can you please help me?
00:32:43Hey, guys.
00:32:44Uh, here.
00:32:45My mom sent me over with this.
00:32:47Okay.
00:32:48So, whatcha doing?
00:32:50Chess.
00:32:52You ever play?
00:32:53Uh, sometimes with my grandpa.
00:32:55Hmm.
00:32:56That's cool.
00:32:57Where's he live?
00:32:59Heaven.
00:33:01So, you guys must not be very good.
00:33:03The pieces are all mixed up.
00:33:05Whatever you say, Bobby Fisher.
00:33:07You'll have to play sometime.
00:33:08That'll be fun.
00:33:09Yeah, but you'll have to, uh, come up with something to bet.
00:33:12Right, Ben?
00:33:13I mean, no game's all that much fun without a little risk.
00:33:16You learn that when you're older.
00:33:17Yeah.
00:33:18Oh, I got stuff to bet.
00:33:21Yeah, well, we don't need any sodas, Kelsey.
00:33:23I got penthouses.
00:33:25Yeah, seven of them.
00:33:27You guys must have some, too.
00:33:29Maybe we could, like, trade some.
00:33:32Wow.
00:33:33I've seen mine bunches of times.
00:33:35We've, uh, unfortunately have to go light ourselves on fire, so...
00:33:39What? What'd I do?
00:33:40Nothing.
00:33:41We just have to get up early for work, so...
00:33:44You mean stealing cars?
00:33:47All the cars in front of the house all the time.
00:33:50That's what you do, huh?
00:33:52It's complicated.
00:33:53Stealing cars?
00:33:54Nope.
00:33:55Actually, it's not.
00:33:56Ben?
00:33:57What?
00:33:58What?
00:33:59Ten-year-old thinks we steal cars.
00:34:00Hey, I'm 12.
00:34:01Whatever.
00:34:02It's an easier explanation than my uncle owns a used car dealership in Torrance
00:34:06and he lends me the cars to test them out.
00:34:09Yeah.
00:34:10Yeah, that's right.
00:34:13Twelve men and sons.
00:34:15Auto-circ away right off the five in Torrance.
00:34:18My dad's brother.
00:34:20My dad's got a new family.
00:34:23Doesn't want us anymore.
00:34:30See, that's not fair.
00:34:31So, maybe tomorrow we could play chess.
00:34:34Mm-hmm.
00:34:36See you, bud.
00:34:38Or...
00:34:40We could trade penthouses.
00:34:43Okay.
00:34:44Woo!
00:34:45Yes!
00:34:49Awesome!
00:35:09Hey, Mark.
00:35:11It's, uh...
00:35:12It's me.
00:35:14You know that, though, don't you?
00:35:16Um...
00:35:17I'm sorry to call.
00:35:19I'm just, uh...
00:35:20I'm in a...
00:35:21Spot.
00:35:26I'm looking for work.
00:35:28And, um...
00:35:29And I am, this time.
00:35:30I am.
00:35:31And I just...
00:35:32I just wish that you could be responsible for Kelsey.
00:35:35You know, just for a little while.
00:35:36Just till I get on my feet.
00:35:37Because I'm over...
00:35:39My, um...
00:35:40Sherry! Sherry!
00:35:41You better not delete this!
00:35:48Mark, you can't just take him!
00:35:50I mean, he's your son, too!
00:35:52Mark!
00:36:06Mark!
00:36:36Hello?
00:37:07Come on.
00:37:33Broken?
00:37:34No.
00:37:37Hello?
00:37:41Oh, hello.
00:37:45Uh...
00:37:46Can we help you?
00:37:48Uh...
00:37:49Uh...
00:37:50Sorry.
00:37:51Just, um...
00:37:52Nah, nothing.
00:37:54Did you need something?
00:37:56Uh, yes.
00:37:57I was gonna ask if I could borrow some eggs.
00:37:59But when I knocked, the door just came right open.
00:38:02And I didn't know if you were here, so...
00:38:04I just came on in.
00:38:07Well...
00:38:08I'll leave you be.
00:38:09I'll see y'all later.
00:38:10Don't you want those eggs?
00:38:12Uh, yes.
00:38:14Sorry.
00:38:16That would be really nice.
00:38:18How many?
00:38:19Um, two's fine.
00:38:20Thanks.
00:38:28Since you're, uh...
00:38:29Since you're here...
00:38:30The check for the rent...
00:38:33Didn't clear?
00:38:35Uh...
00:38:36Bank said that the account had been closed.
00:38:41Oh, did...
00:38:42Oh.
00:38:43Oh.
00:38:45Oh.
00:38:46God.
00:38:47I wrote this from my old account.
00:38:49With my husband.
00:38:52My ex-husband.
00:38:55Ex.
00:38:58Sorry.
00:38:59I don't know what I was...
00:39:00Old habits.
00:39:01Yeah.
00:39:03Um...
00:39:05Maybe there's...
00:39:08Another way we could...
00:39:13The three of us...
00:39:17Come to an understanding?
00:39:19I think the check...
00:39:22I just...
00:39:24Yeah, I have a check in the house.
00:39:27Just leave it in the mailbox whenever...
00:39:30Sure.
00:39:33Bye.
00:39:52Night.
00:40:03Night.
00:40:33Night.
00:40:57Hey, Matt!
00:41:03What?
00:41:23What?
00:41:33What?
00:41:56Kelsey, there's $46 in my purse in the kitchen.
00:41:59Oh, my God.
00:42:00Mommy had to.
00:42:01Okay, okay.
00:42:02Uh...
00:42:03Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:42:04What, what, what?
00:42:05Get some gloves.
00:42:07Why?
00:42:08The cops are gonna send them to a group home.
00:42:11Come on, Ben!
00:42:12Okay, okay.
00:42:31Okay.
00:42:57Hey, guys.
00:42:59Hey.
00:43:00How'd you get me into school?
00:43:02Easy.
00:43:03Said I was your Uncle Alan.
00:43:05Awesome.
00:43:06Wanna go get some food?
00:43:08Sure, why not?
00:43:24Hey.
00:43:25Hey, Kelsey, what's up?
00:43:27They got me out of school.
00:43:29Oh, so I can see.
00:43:31Pretty cool, huh?
00:43:32Yeah.
00:43:33Here, sit.
00:43:34Right over there.
00:43:41Never been here before.
00:43:43Yeah, it's, uh, it's pretty cool.
00:43:46We come here a lot.
00:43:48When you're not test-driving cars for your uncle.
00:43:51Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:43:59Hey.
00:44:13Did you pick yet?
00:44:18You can have anything you want, okay?
00:44:20Really?
00:44:21Mm-hmm.
00:44:22Wow.
00:44:23Thanks.
00:44:24Um, please, I will have the chocolate chip waffles.
00:44:30Mm-hmm.
00:44:31And fish sticks.
00:44:33Mm-hmm.
00:44:34And a Red Bull.
00:44:38Okay.
00:44:47Is she okay?
00:44:48Yeah.
00:44:49Yeah, I think so.
00:44:54Kelsey, we, uh...
00:44:58We have to...
00:45:00This isn't gonna be...
00:45:05Okay, um...
00:45:07Okay.
00:45:11When I was about as old as you are,
00:45:13I lived on a farm outside of Fresno.
00:45:16My dad and brother and mom and I.
00:45:22When I was your age, my older brother, Rick,
00:45:27uh, he was 14.
00:45:30He-he fell off the barn.
00:45:34Uh, our barn.
00:45:36We were playing up there, and, um...
00:45:43He, uh, he broke his back in seven places,
00:45:47uh, cracked his head, um...
00:45:51I mean, he couldn't walk, brain damage, um...
00:45:55And eventually, he died.
00:46:01And that was-that was hard on, uh, on-on me.
00:46:06That was hard on my dad.
00:46:09No secret, Rick was his favorite.
00:46:13And, um...
00:46:16At that age, um, your age, like I was then,
00:46:21uh, it's-it's impossible not to, uh, blame yourself.
00:46:28You know, find, uh, a hundred different ways
00:46:32that you could have shaped the day
00:46:34not to end up on that roof.
00:46:37Or-or even just, um...
00:46:42Even just some reason that-that this kind of terrible shit
00:46:47has to happen to people who are...
00:46:53basically-basically good.
00:46:54I mean, a good person.
00:46:56You know, someone who was...
00:47:00trying.
00:47:02But we all get a-a...
00:47:08We all get a bag of hammers.
00:47:11You know what I mean?
00:47:12I mean, whether it's being poor
00:47:15or catching cancer, divorce,
00:47:20losing your brother, losing your mother.
00:47:26You know what I mean, Kelsey?
00:47:28It's...
00:47:30But-but the thing is, the-the thing is
00:47:33is what you do with these hammers when you get them.
00:47:37That's what shows you what kind of a man you are.
00:47:44Even if you're not ready to be one yet.
00:47:49So...
00:47:51this is gonna be hard to hear.
00:47:55Okay?
00:47:58Okay.
00:48:03Somebody died today.
00:48:14I'm sorry, man.
00:48:18I'm really sorry about that.
00:48:33I'm sorry.
00:49:03I'm sorry.
00:49:33What's up?
00:49:53So...
00:49:56what do you want to do now?
00:49:58Just let him sleep, man.
00:50:00He had a rough day.
00:50:01Fine.
00:50:02No, but...
00:50:03when do you wanna...
00:50:05you know...
00:50:07when are we gonna get him situated?
00:50:11Oh.
00:50:12Um...
00:50:14Yeah.
00:50:15Uh...
00:50:16Yeah, you're right.
00:50:17Um, tomorrow, pick him up a...
00:50:19like a mattress or a sofa bed, futon, put it in the back.
00:50:22Well, won't the foster...
00:50:24whatever, have a...
00:50:26Dude, they're not gonna buy us a mattress.
00:50:29Us?
00:50:30Chelsea.
00:50:31No, they...
00:50:32Besides, if we tell them that we have him,
00:50:34they're obviously gonna take him away.
00:50:37Well, we're not gonna keep him.
00:50:45Dude, that...
00:50:47that wasn't the plan.
00:50:48You're not like all of a sudden...
00:50:49What did you think we hid him from the cops for?
00:50:51I don't know.
00:50:52Keep him out of a group home?
00:50:54I think it's time to, you know,
00:50:57step up and...
00:51:00I think this happened to us for a reason.
00:51:02We can't even keep fish.
00:51:04Ben, you're spiraling.
00:51:05What about his real father?
00:51:07I mean, he must have...
00:51:08Yeah, of course, sure, but no, he's not involved...
00:51:11Doesn't matter, doesn't matter.
00:51:13At least he's blood.
00:51:14He's better than nothing, you know?
00:51:16We're not nothing.
00:51:17Well, I know when the novelty wears off
00:51:19and you ditch this kid, but it's forever.
00:51:21His father isn't your father.
00:51:24That's nice.
00:51:25The last thing the kid needs
00:51:26is to be gotten rid of one more time,
00:51:28so let's just find out where his dad is
00:51:31and take him there.
00:51:32I can't go to my dad.
00:51:36I don't even know him.
00:51:38How long have you been standing there?
00:51:40I haven't seen him since I was little.
00:51:42He doesn't want me.
00:51:43That's what he said.
00:51:44Kelsey.
00:51:45No, I won't go.
00:51:46What if you had to go?
00:51:49I'd run away.
00:51:51It's harder than it sounds, bud.
00:51:53Trust me, I know.
00:51:55I'd start stealing cars like you do.
00:51:58I don't know, okay?
00:52:00Don't make me go.
00:52:03Okay?
00:52:06Don't make me go.
00:52:10Promise?
00:52:16Okay.
00:52:18Promise.
00:52:20Go back to bed, okay?
00:52:24Okay.
00:52:32Ben?
00:52:34Ben?
00:52:35Ben.
00:52:36You just promised him he could stay.
00:52:37Did you see his face?
00:52:38He's 12. He'll get over it.
00:52:40How can you say that?
00:52:41We steal shit.
00:52:42We do what we want.
00:52:43We do not raise children.
00:52:45That is not what we set out to do.
00:52:47He has no one.
00:52:49We had each other.
00:52:54Him or me.
00:53:00I decided.
00:53:02Well, fuck you.
00:53:24Ben!
00:53:26Hi, Marty.
00:53:28You look perturbed.
00:53:29What the fuck's the matter with you?
00:53:31Uh, I just...
00:53:33I need a place to sleep.
00:53:37Take the Camry.
00:53:38In the garage.
00:53:40What's going on?
00:53:42I don't know.
00:53:44I don't know.
00:53:46I don't know.
00:53:48I don't know.
00:53:50I don't know.
00:53:53Where's Alan?
00:53:55We had a fight.
00:53:57Oh.
00:53:58Alan wants to keep Kelsey.
00:54:01For a sleepover?
00:54:03What? No.
00:54:05The mother punched her own ticket, and now...
00:54:08No shit.
00:54:09Yeah, and now Alan just wants to change our whole fucking situation.
00:54:12So I was like, no.
00:54:14Don't fuck away. No.
00:54:15No, no, no. Ben, listen.
00:54:17I'm no psychologist.
00:54:19Relationships have never been my strong point.
00:54:21Look at you two.
00:54:22You are lucky.
00:54:23Out here, ten years, nothing but each other.
00:54:26You and Alan together.
00:54:29So?
00:54:30So you're worthless to me without each other.
00:54:33Because you won't make a dime.
00:54:41Thanks for the...
00:54:52Oh.
00:54:54Jesus, Maury.
00:55:21I am done.
00:55:23I am done.
00:55:25I'm afraid.
00:55:27We are on for all time.
00:55:30We are off and still feeling grace and love.
00:55:35We are one.
00:55:37I'm sorry.
00:55:38Oh, thank God.
00:55:39I'm so sorry.
00:55:40I completely didn't see you.
00:55:41Me neither.
00:55:42Oh, it's my crystal to cancer for my father's 65th birthday.
00:55:46Did I tell you about my son?
00:55:47I want him to go to dental school, but no.
00:55:49He wants to study photography.
00:55:50That's my curse.
00:55:51And I said to him...
00:55:52What am I supposed to do?
00:55:53This was like $400.
00:55:55Where's the receipt?
00:56:20What the fuck are you...
00:56:22Hi.
00:56:23Hey.
00:56:24It's you.
00:56:29Out of curiosity, how much did you take today?
00:56:32Um, about a hundred.
00:56:35A hundred?
00:56:36Yep.
00:56:37Dollars?
00:56:38Yeah.
00:56:39Stealing Girl Scout cookies?
00:56:41Giving sperm?
00:56:43Maybe if you grew up to man size,
00:56:45No?
00:56:46Is it too much?
00:56:51Fucking amateur hour.
00:56:52I told you you'd be worthless solo.
00:56:58What's wrong?
00:57:00Ben left.
00:57:03What?
00:57:05He won't stay if I keep Kelsey here.
00:57:08I don't care.
00:57:10I don't care.
00:57:13He won't stay if I keep Kelsey.
00:57:16I'm not going to just put him into foster care.
00:57:19I'm not going to get rid of him.
00:57:21He's staying with me.
00:57:22What are you talking about?
00:57:24It's fine.
00:57:25It's cool.
00:57:26No one knows, Melanie.
00:57:27We hid everything from the police.
00:57:29What do you mean you hid everything from the police?
00:57:31Are you crazy?
00:57:32This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
00:57:35What is your problem?
00:57:36I'm helping this kid.
00:57:38That's wrong.
00:57:39Even if that were true?
00:57:40It is true.
00:57:41You don't know how to do anything except walk out on people.
00:57:44I'm not going to do that to him.
00:57:45Well, you did it to me.
00:57:49Melanie, I had to get out.
00:57:50You took Ben, not me.
00:57:52Who got hit when you left?
00:57:54That's not my fault.
00:57:55Of course it's not your fault.
00:57:56Nothing's your fault.
00:58:08Are you mad at me?
00:58:11No.
00:58:15Why not?
00:58:19Why would I be mad at you?
00:58:21Where did Ben go?
00:58:27Is he coming back?
00:58:31I don't know.
00:58:35Can I stay?
00:58:42Yep.
00:58:46Cool.
00:59:04Yo, man.
00:59:06Can I get a smoke from you?
00:59:08I was...
00:59:12Fuck.
00:59:20Do I look like a father to you?
00:59:26Do I look like I should be a father?
00:59:33I don't know.
00:59:42Nah, forget it.
01:00:35God bless you, friend.
01:00:37Yeah.
01:00:42I'm...
01:00:44I'm gonna go to bed.
01:00:46Good night.
01:00:49Good night.
01:01:11Good night.
01:01:38What are you doing?
01:01:40Nothing.
01:01:44Where you been?
01:01:52You can't...
01:01:54You can't do that.
01:01:56Don't do that.
01:01:58Don't fucking walk on me, man.
01:02:00So we're gonna...
01:02:02We're gonna do this.
01:02:04We're gonna raise this little boy
01:02:06and feed it
01:02:08and...
01:02:10stop him from crying
01:02:12and bleeding
01:02:14and do homework
01:02:16and...
01:02:18and love him?
01:02:24Why?
01:02:26You know why.
01:02:32What if we can't...
01:02:34What if we can't protect him?
01:02:36I mean, what if he gets hurt?
01:02:38What if we hurt him?
01:02:40You know?
01:02:42We can't do that.
01:02:52Okay, okay.
01:02:54Sorry.
01:02:56It's alright.
01:02:58You smell horrible.
01:03:00You smell like a bum piss.
01:03:04Well, I did hug a homeless person.
01:03:06A woman.
01:03:08She was...
01:03:10She was very sad.
01:03:12She looked like she needed a hug.
01:03:14I gave...
01:03:16You don't...
01:03:18You don't hug anyone. You hug a hobo?
01:03:20Yeah. First I gave her all my money.
01:03:24Good for you.
01:03:26She liked the hug better, I think.
01:03:28Where's Kelsey?
01:03:30He's asleep.
01:03:32Well, maybe should I go talk to him?
01:03:34Yeah, sure.
01:04:02Leather
01:04:10Up the smoky
01:04:12walls
01:04:14of yesterday
01:04:18And the dusty
01:04:20prints
01:04:22of last year
01:04:26The nicotine
01:04:28burning sycophants
01:04:30And the glowing
01:04:32of
01:04:34the fear
01:04:42Blow me
01:04:44home
01:04:46Blow me
01:04:48home, blow me
01:04:50home, take me
01:04:52in
01:04:54Hold me
01:04:56close, blow me
01:04:58home
01:05:00We're aware
01:05:04of perspective
01:05:06to not be rejected
01:05:08Blow me home
01:05:10Blow me home
01:05:14How's the tea?
01:05:16I don't like it.
01:05:18Tea is for
01:05:20civilized people.
01:05:22People drink tea in
01:05:24centers of learning.
01:05:26I've never had it before.
01:05:30Well,
01:05:34you're gonna have to learn.
01:05:36Why?
01:05:38Here, take it.
01:05:40Careful.
01:05:42Just drink it.
01:05:44Okay.
01:05:50I don't believe you.
01:05:52Yeah, right. Come on.
01:05:54Just a little bit.
01:05:56Chelsea! Chelsea!
01:05:58Let's go!
01:06:00Let's go!
01:06:04What are you driving?
01:06:06What?
01:06:08Geez, I'm gonna get my ass kicked if someone sees.
01:06:10Just get in, don't say ass.
01:06:12Come on, it's all we can find.
01:06:14We gotta get you to the doctors by four.
01:06:16Doctors?
01:06:18That's right, you need your shots.
01:06:20Yeah, so you don't bring home diseases.
01:06:22It's gonna make you out so hard.
01:06:24Look at your face.
01:06:26That was awesome!
01:06:28Yes!
01:06:30My shoes smell like throw up.
01:06:32Hello!
01:06:34Hey, how's it going, Kelsey?
01:06:36Good, we went to Splash Mountain.
01:06:38We had a very educational field trip today.
01:06:40Oh, you did?
01:06:42And we learned that
01:06:44Splash Mountain makes Alan puke.
01:06:46Yes, we did.
01:06:48Hey, Kelsey, you wanna go see how Jorge makes the waffles?
01:06:50Deal, what do you say?
01:07:00What the fuck are you doing?
01:07:02No, we're doing this.
01:07:06What you're doing, you're being selfish.
01:07:08This won't fix you, it won't help anything.
01:07:10It won't erase anything.
01:07:12It'll just fuck up everyone involved.
01:07:14Can I get a cup of coffee, please?
01:07:16Thanks.
01:07:18You will hurt him so bad.
01:07:22You'll make him just like you.
01:07:24Alright, uh, that's enough.
01:07:26Kelsey, we're going!
01:07:28Why?
01:07:48Come on, guys.
01:07:50Whoa, whoa.
01:07:52We're coming.
01:07:56You got my shirt, man.
01:07:58Oh, yeah, sure, it's cool.
01:08:00Kelsey, get in the car.
01:08:02What? Why?
01:08:04Hey, hey, wait.
01:08:06Whoa, whoa, you can't take him.
01:08:08Whoa, wait, wait, wait.
01:08:10Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:08:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:08:14Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:08:16Hey, hey, wait, you can't take him.
01:08:18Whoa, wait, what are you doing, man?
01:08:20Kelsey! What are you doing?
01:08:22Wait, I don't want to go.
01:08:24Kidnapping a little boy, is that a right?
01:08:26Hold on, hold on. Back off!
01:08:28He has no one, he has no extended family, no father.
01:08:30What do you know what he's got?
01:08:32A mother dies and you thought you could just take him?
01:08:34That no one would notice, no one would care?
01:08:36No, no, all we've done is take care of Kelsey.
01:08:38David, I'm taking him to the police.
01:08:40No, no, no, don't do that, man.
01:08:42Please, don't do that.
01:08:45They got me a sofa bed.
01:08:47We went and tested them out.
01:08:49I got to pick which one.
01:08:51And they didn't even care.
01:08:53And Alan said soon we were going to move into the front house
01:08:55so I could have my own room.
01:08:57Look, that's all fine, but it's not a mother raising...
01:08:59She hated me.
01:09:01I'm sure that isn't true.
01:09:03Listen, you guys had a very difficult time with the hurricane.
01:09:05When an act of God like that happens...
01:09:07I'm not from there.
01:09:09What?
01:09:11She made me say that we were from New Orleans
01:09:13because people would treat us nicer.
01:09:22Look, you may not understand this,
01:09:24but this is the best thing for you, okay?
01:09:26They wanted me.
01:09:28They couldn't take care of you, Kelsey.
01:09:30No one has ever wanted me before.
01:09:32But they wanted me.
01:09:34It's not enough.
01:09:36Yes, it is!
01:09:39It could have been.
01:09:43Get on it, Kelsey!
01:09:45Get on it, Kelsey!
01:09:47Get on it now! Top corner! Top corner!
01:09:49Yay!
01:09:51Top three.
01:09:53Yes!
01:09:55Yes!
01:10:09See how my sword bleeds
01:10:11for the hurricane's death.
01:10:13So...
01:10:15Marvin? Yes?
01:10:17Excellent. Very dull coloring here.
01:10:25Where are you going?
01:10:27Just out. Mind your business.
01:10:30Yay!
01:10:35I don't know what the fuck you're talking about!
01:10:37What am I talking about?
01:10:39It's not my fucking fault, it's you!
01:10:51Blue!
01:10:55That's so easy. It's right there.
01:10:57It's right there.
01:10:59You total idiot.
01:11:05Put that on the hook. Spread your legs.
01:11:07Do not resist me. Do not resist me.
01:11:11There he is!
01:11:13Yes!
01:11:19Welcome out, freedom!
01:11:21Guys, I've got to stop stealing cars.
01:11:23Kelsey!
01:11:25One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
01:11:27Welcome to Waco,
01:11:29some of you must want to stay.
01:11:31And I'm a professional.
01:11:33This is a hot dog.
01:11:35What's up, buddy?
01:11:37This is a hot dog.
01:11:39Yay!
01:11:41I don't know the sun,
01:11:43I've never been here before.
01:11:45I don't know the sun,
01:11:47I've never been here before.
01:11:49I don't know the sun,
01:11:51I've never been here before.
01:11:53I don't know the sun,
01:11:55I'm swimming in the sunlight.
01:11:57I don't know the sun,
01:11:59I'm careless with my breath.
01:12:01I don't know the sun,
01:12:03this life could never be the same.
01:12:23Kelsey?
01:12:25Kelsey?
01:12:27The group home
01:12:29is okay?
01:12:31At least the water's hot.
01:12:33I'm sorry, Kelsey.
01:12:35It's our job, or my job, actually,
01:12:37to protect you,
01:12:39or kids like you,
01:12:41from people like that.
01:12:43I'm sorry, Kelsey.
01:12:45It's our job, or my job, actually,
01:12:47to protect you,
01:12:49or kids like you,
01:12:51from people like that.
01:12:53It's no excuse, obviously,
01:12:55but sometimes, you know,
01:12:57sometimes we just
01:12:59can't get there soon enough.
01:13:01Hey.
01:13:05I promise
01:13:07I'm gonna be around.
01:13:09A lot more from now on.
01:13:11Okay?
01:13:15We're gonna find you a family
01:13:17that you can stay with for a while.
01:13:19Become an adoptive family, maybe.
01:13:21We'll see.
01:13:23But...
01:13:25nothing bad is gonna happen
01:13:27to you anymore.
01:13:29All right?
01:13:33What's the new people?
01:13:35Can I have my own room?
01:13:37We'll see
01:13:39what we can do.
01:13:43You wanna go meet them?
01:13:49♪
01:13:51♪
01:13:53♪
01:13:55♪
01:13:57♪
01:13:59♪
01:14:01♪
01:14:03♪
01:14:05♪
01:14:07It was a busy infidel
01:14:09She crept about the palace
01:14:11And we had poor defense
01:14:13And she had little malice
01:14:15A gentle touch could heal
01:14:17I wouldn't kiss enough to put them in their place.
01:14:22So am I far away?
01:14:24It's not now.
01:14:26I'll wait.
01:14:27I'll wait.
01:14:28All right.
01:14:29Here we go.
01:14:30You got a YouTube brush?
01:14:32Yeah, Dad.
01:14:33I've got it.
01:14:34OK.
01:14:35You got the map for the school?
01:14:36You don't get lost?
01:14:37You guys just need to chill out.
01:14:38It's cool.
01:14:39You'll be fine.
01:14:40It is cool.
01:14:41Yeah.
01:14:42And just want you to know, you know, we're going to be around if you need.
01:14:46It's only an hour drive.
01:14:47I promise to visit.
01:14:48Great.
01:14:49It's cool.
01:14:50Yeah.
01:14:51I promise to come visit.
01:14:52Good.
01:14:53Yeah.
01:14:54Good.
01:14:55Son, so proud of you.
01:14:57All right, you guys need to get out of here.
01:14:58All right.
01:14:59Get out of here.
01:15:00Don't forget your six string, huh?
01:15:01Express yourself, bud.
01:15:02I'm Kelsey Manilow-Dwellman.
01:15:03I'm in room 322B.
01:15:04All right.
01:15:05I'm not ready yet.
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01:17:51Oh yeah, we did get that.
01:17:52That was fucktastic.
01:17:53Yes.
01:17:54Yes.
01:17:55OK.
01:17:56That way, guys.
01:17:58Yeah.
01:17:59This is your cue.
01:18:00Well done.
01:18:01This is a good performance, you guys You really pulled it off.
01:18:03Carry us into second.
01:18:04Oh.
01:18:05Carry us into second.
01:18:06Praise God.
01:18:07There's a miracle in overlord.
01:18:08Save me girl.
01:18:09Aside of you, I knew you'd be happy.
01:18:14Seriously?
01:18:15Yeah.
01:18:16Oh, Marty, no.
01:18:17No.
01:18:18But I can give you, you know, a lot.
01:18:22I am sure.
01:18:24You're a great guy.
01:18:25And I think you're...
01:18:26You touched me.
01:18:28It's not going to happen again.
01:18:29And there's someone out there who will want to touch you.
01:18:31You only know 70% of me.
01:18:33But I know.
01:18:35Driver, go on, Kelsey.
01:18:37Kelsey!
01:18:38What are you doing?
01:18:40I am so sorry.
01:18:42Apologize to this man.
01:18:43I can't believe you did this.
01:18:44I am so sorry.
01:18:45No matter what we try, he just keeps on stealing.
01:18:47You are going to be punished, mister.
01:18:53Hundreds of kittens and puppies being put down every week.
01:18:56Hundreds of kittens?
01:18:58A week.
01:18:59Oh, I'm sorry.
01:19:00A small donation could mean salvation
01:19:02to many of these defenseless kittens and puppies.
01:19:05Hundreds of kittens?
01:19:06Lord.
01:19:07So many people have been so mean to me out here today.
01:19:09I noticed that you donated to that guy from the animal shelter.
01:19:11What?
01:19:12And I just don't know that my conscience could rest
01:19:14saving dogs when there are 20,000 people
01:19:17sleeping in the Superdome tonight.
01:19:19Fuck.
01:19:26Paper.
01:19:27I told you!
01:19:28Best five out of nine.
01:19:29No kidding?
01:19:30That's the last time I'll donate.
01:19:33March issue, 1988.
01:19:37You can go through the articles.
01:19:44Come on, little man, finish up.
01:19:45You don't have to write it a poem.
01:19:49I'm going to go in the kitchen sink.
01:20:00Kelsey, we sat you down today because we wanted to talk to you about...
01:20:03Something very important.
01:20:04First of all, what happens in penthouse does not happen in real life.
01:20:07It never looks that good.
01:20:09You don't want to get a girl pregnant before you're in love with her.
01:20:14And ready to start a life with her.
01:20:16Yes.
01:20:17And each time you have sex, you are risking marriage.
01:20:26You put this...
01:20:27You put this on...
01:20:28On that.
01:20:29Why would you put that on a banana?
01:20:30No, you don't put it on a banana.
01:20:31Not on a banana.
01:20:32Put this on your...
01:20:34On your...
01:20:35On your body.
01:20:40You can't ask me to marry you because I'm your waitress
01:20:42and I have other customers to serve
01:20:45and I don't serve them in that way.
01:20:48Are you sure?
01:20:49Okay, sure.
01:20:50Let's do it.
01:20:51Let's get married.
01:20:53That's...
01:20:54No, let's...
01:20:55Fuck off.
01:21:00Come on, bud.
01:21:06You know it's only a metaphor, right?
01:21:08Yeah.
01:21:10I thought it was nice imagery.
01:21:29You know it's only a metaphor, right?
01:22:00Flowers in my garden
01:22:05Birds in all the trees
01:22:11This is where I'm rooted
01:22:17Still I've got to leave
01:22:23Yes, I must be cut down
01:22:26Yes, I've got to fight
01:22:33For bread and wine
01:22:38Not extol the meek
01:22:44And sainted way
01:22:50In ev'ry key
01:22:56Jumping, changing, Roman girl
01:22:59Laughing, laughing, hoxy girl
01:23:08I'm in the small things with the blues
01:23:14And you can't give me any news
01:23:19Except the small things that you mean
01:23:25They'll beat around you when you listen
01:23:30And it could be peculiar
01:23:36That we're here on this long trodden earth
01:23:42And we might be familiar
01:23:47Were it not for them that gave us birth
01:23:53And were it not a separation
01:23:56But a binding congregation
01:24:05The eyes we're given give a sign
01:24:11Of one another in the line
01:24:17And in the doorway of a dark pathway
01:24:22And just before I fall asleep
01:24:27I dream of you
01:24:33And wait to find you in another day
01:24:47© transcript Emily Beynon