踊る！さんま御殿!! 秋のさんま御殿3時間SP Part1　2024年10月15日

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00:00:003 hours of the Autumn Special
00:00:03She is my wife!
00:00:06Tonight, she will be on the show as a matchmaker in Kawasaki Mayu
00:00:09The 3 hours of the Autumn Special
00:00:12The battle between the single and the married couple is fierce!
00:00:16Today, the front row is full of gorgeous members
00:00:19Gorgeous!
00:00:20Everyone is surprised by how old they are
00:00:2260 years old!
00:00:23The match is finally over
00:00:29You are 1 year older than Mayu, right?
00:00:32Yes, I am
00:00:33You are 1 year older than Mayu
00:00:34But she was my senior in the office
00:00:36The moment her position was reversed, she said,
00:00:39Hey, Mayu!
00:00:42Hiromi is 50 years old now
00:00:45No, we are the same age
00:00:47Hiromi is almost 50 years old
00:00:49We have talked about this for dozens of times
00:00:54But we have gathered in Ikeoji and talked about this
00:00:57Yes, we have been invited
00:00:59I was most interested in these two
00:01:03Iketenai! Iketenai!
00:01:05I don't know about other people, but I don't know about the Olympic athletes
00:01:09I don't know about them
00:01:11But you know how to make fun of them
00:01:13That's amazing
00:01:15But if they are cool, they are cool
00:01:17Then, let's take a picture
00:01:19Is this a picture taken at a gravure of a woman?
00:01:23What?
00:01:25A picture of a woman?
00:01:27It is a picture of a comedy poporo
00:01:29It is not a comedy poporo
00:01:31The picture of you two is
00:01:33It is a picture of Tokyo calendar
00:01:35What?
00:01:37No way
00:01:39No way
00:01:41There is a man like this
00:01:43He is a successful man in a restaurant
00:01:45There is
00:01:47He is wearing a gold necklace
00:01:49There are many people who are here for the first time
00:01:51Mr. Yanaka
00:01:53Nice to meet you
00:01:55Nice to meet you
00:01:59You have never worked before, have you?
00:02:01No, this is my first time
00:02:03I am playing the music of Sanma-san's Christmas program
00:02:09What?
00:02:11Then, I should say what?
00:02:13I'm sorry
00:02:15Akashiya Santaro
00:02:17Yes, I have been using it for a long time
00:02:19No way
00:02:21I didn't know that
00:02:23I didn't know that
00:02:25I have been using it for a long time
00:02:27Today, I will use it
00:02:29You are so cool
00:02:31You are so tall
00:02:33What?
00:02:35Look at this
00:02:37Sanma-san
00:02:39Stand in a line
00:02:41Stand in a line
00:02:43What are you doing?
00:02:47Don't run away
00:02:49You are so cool
00:02:51You are so cool
00:02:53So cool
00:02:55Kanami-san
00:02:57Are you on TV?
00:02:59Yes, I am
00:03:01I was on TV once
00:03:03when I was at the third place
00:03:05I was on TV
00:03:07when I was not famous
00:03:09So, I am not famous
00:03:11You are famous
00:03:13Finally
00:03:15Congratulations
00:03:17Congratulations
00:03:19Kanami-san, is this your first time?
00:03:21Yes, it is
00:03:23Last time,
00:03:25I talked with Mori Ai-chan
00:03:27Mori Ai-chan
00:03:29Mori Ai-chan
00:03:31When I was on TV
00:03:33She is so cool
00:03:35She is so cool
00:03:37She is so cool
00:03:39She is so cool
00:03:41She is so cool
00:03:43She is so cool
00:03:45Tonight
00:03:47I got remarried
00:03:49What?
00:03:51Mayu Kawasaki got remarried
00:03:53I haven't told anyone
00:03:55His wife got a surprise
00:03:57Do you still think
00:03:59your dad's joke is cute?
00:04:01I still think so
00:04:033 hours of live
00:04:05So,
00:04:07Here is the special
00:04:09Please
00:04:11The type of opposite sex
00:04:13Atatan,
00:04:15Kawasaki-shi, Kanagawa
00:04:17The type of opposite sex
00:04:19Are you free
00:04:21on Friday night?
00:04:23Friday night?
00:04:25I have a friend
00:04:27I will go to drink with him
00:04:29She is a senior
00:04:31I am sorry
00:04:33I have a plan
00:04:35You are famous
00:04:37on TV
00:04:39Do you like
00:04:41BBQ?
00:04:43Yes
00:04:45My relative
00:04:47have a villa
00:04:49You want to live in there?
00:04:51The type of opposite sex
00:04:53Atatan,
00:04:55Kanagawa,
00:04:57Yokohama-shi,
00:04:59Kokonatsu-san
00:05:01I don't like opposite sex
00:05:03The type of opposite sex
00:05:05Kato
00:05:07I fixed
00:05:09I've already made some changes to the plan.
00:05:12The boss...
00:05:13I'm sorry.
00:05:15Don't worry about it. This is my job, too.
00:05:18...helps her with her job.
00:05:21You don't have a job!
00:05:25You don't have to do it!
00:05:27Leave it to me.
00:05:30You don't have to do it!
00:05:31Thank you very much.
00:05:33If you're in trouble, just tell me.
00:05:35You can rely on me more.
00:05:37I don't want to do it!
00:05:40I really don't want to do it!
00:05:41It's a gag, right?
00:05:43I'm going to laugh.
00:05:44I don't want to do it!
00:05:47It's a gag, right?
00:05:49I don't want to do it!
00:05:50You can do it, right?
00:05:52I don't want to do it!
00:05:53If you have hair, you can do it.
00:05:55I like your hair now.
00:05:57It's cool!
00:06:00I don't want to do it!
00:06:01I don't want to do it, either.
00:06:03I can't do it at all.
00:06:05I don't want to do it!
00:06:06You're just sweating.
00:06:08I don't want to do it!
00:06:09Let's start with Chano.
00:06:10I don't like the question of which one is better, Issei's hairstyle or clothes.
00:06:18I think it's a man's eternal worry.
00:06:22No matter what I say, he doesn't understand.
00:06:25No matter what I say, he says,
00:06:27Think more seriously.
00:06:29I don't like to hear that.
00:06:31I often say this.
00:06:32When I was married to Shinobu Otake,
00:06:34When I went out,
00:06:36Which one is better, this earring or this earring?
00:06:39Is this yellow?
00:06:40You have a bad taste.
00:06:41It's like this.
00:06:42Fantastic!
00:06:44After all, I did a lot of research.
00:06:48After all, women have already decided.
00:06:51I want you to push that back.
00:06:53Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:06:56I definitely think this is the best.
00:06:58It's like a countermeasure.
00:07:00It's called the right-angle-bending method.
00:07:04What's that?
00:07:05You're amazing.
00:07:07Men watching TV, please try it.
00:07:10For example, if a woman says,
00:07:11I'm going to make it short hair, what do you think?
00:07:14I know you want to make it short hair.
00:07:16Next, Mikiti.
00:07:17I want to make it short hair, what do you think?
00:07:20I want to make it short hair, what do you think?
00:07:22I definitely think this is better.
00:07:24I think the long one is better.
00:07:25The hair quality is beautiful.
00:07:26I think it's better to grow it this far.
00:07:27I think it's better to grow it this far.
00:07:28I think the long one is better.
00:07:30I think it's better.
00:07:33Good, good.
00:07:35I want to praise you for that.
00:07:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:41I don't want to hear it because Kano says so.
00:07:44Yes, yes, yes.
00:07:45Matsui, please.
00:07:48Matsui, I'm thinking about making it short hair.
00:07:51I'm thinking about making it short hair, what do you think?
00:07:53Yes.
00:07:54Yeah, short hair.
00:07:55You should have listened to what I had to say.
00:07:58No, no.
00:08:01I want to use these two.
00:08:04This one looks better, this one definitely looks better.
00:08:06This one looks better, this one definitely looks better.
00:08:10So, are you thinking about it seriously?
00:08:11But I can't use them every time.
00:08:14It's a one time thing.
00:08:16No, it's a one time thing.
00:08:17At the beginning of the play, I was thinking it's the right one.
00:08:20Oh, it's starting!
00:08:23But if you're asking which one is better,
00:08:25there's no such thing as which one is better now, right?
00:08:27Which one is better?
00:08:28I mean, red is definitely better, right?
00:08:30Red definitely suits you, red is definitely better, red is definitely...
00:08:33Blue is fine, right?
00:08:36Then what do you think about this one now?
00:08:38That's a lot of questions.
00:08:40I didn't think that far.
00:08:41I didn't think that far.
00:08:43But I can't use that for the first time.
00:08:46Of course, please try using it for the first time.
00:08:48In one shot?
00:08:49In one shot.
00:08:50She'll know already.
00:08:51She'll know what to do.
00:08:52She'll know what to do.
00:08:53I want her to compliment both of them.
00:08:57So if I want to make my hair longer or shorter,
00:09:00I'll say,
00:09:01you're cute as you are now,
00:09:02so try this,
00:09:03and she'll say,
00:09:04that's cute too.
00:09:09Give me a book!
00:09:11I'm going home!
00:09:12I'm going home!
00:09:14I'm going to the signing session.
00:09:15She seems nice to women,
00:09:17She seems nice to women.
00:09:18Can you be careful about that?
00:09:20If you want to make it shorter,
00:09:21you can say,
00:09:22what do you think?
00:09:23That's right.
00:09:24I don't really say what I think,
00:09:26I just compliment her.
00:09:28Isn't that it?
00:09:29That's a big compliment.
00:09:31I keep complimenting her.
00:09:32You compliment everything?
00:09:34That's great!
00:09:36I want her to compliment me.
00:09:38But there might not be that much difference.
00:09:41I'd be happy if she listened to me.
00:09:43That's right.
00:09:45You can grill meat, can't you?
00:09:47Like this?
00:09:49That's no good!
00:09:51What's that?
00:09:52Aluminum foil?
00:09:54I'll teach you how to cook steak with aluminum foil.
00:09:58Right, Hiromi?
00:09:59You wrap aluminum foil in the foil, right?
00:10:02That's right.
00:10:03If you wrap it in aluminum foil,
00:10:04the heat will melt the meat.
00:10:06That's definitely not good.
00:10:11That's the worst!
00:10:12That's the worst!
00:10:13That's the worst!
00:10:15You just said you'd wrap it in aluminum foil!
00:10:17That's not it!
00:10:20Aluminum foil is not good!
00:10:22It's not, but aluminum foil is not good either.
00:10:25No, no, no.
00:10:27No, no, no.
00:10:30Fujimoto, please.
00:10:32What I don't like is,
00:10:33and this is definitely a male thing,
00:10:35when you go to a dinner party,
00:10:37you eat leftovers
00:10:39when you're younger,
00:10:40you're hungry, right?
00:10:42I don't like that.
00:10:45Especially when you're younger?
00:10:47Yes.
00:10:48Even if you're older,
00:10:49women don't say that.
00:10:51They say,
00:10:52I'll bring it home.
00:10:53But the older guys say,
00:10:56I'm hungry because I'm younger.
00:10:58I'm full already,
00:11:00but it's hard to watch.
00:11:02I see.
00:11:03So they eat leftovers when they're younger.
00:11:05But when I asked her age,
00:11:07she said she was over 40.
00:11:09She said,
00:11:10you're too young.
00:11:11That's a little bit.
00:11:13I can't say much.
00:11:14She doesn't think she's in her 20s yet.
00:11:17How about the soccer world?
00:11:19For me,
00:11:20even if I go with my juniors,
00:11:22I cook myself,
00:11:23and ask my juniors to eat it.
00:11:25But I don't force them to eat it.
00:11:28But if I cook it,
00:11:29that's what I do.
00:11:30That's what you do!
00:11:31I see.
00:11:32The men in the Showa era
00:11:33ask too much.
00:11:34Yes.
00:11:36I see.
00:11:37I ask them to eat this and that.
00:11:39Even though I know they'll eat leftovers.
00:11:41That's what I do.
00:11:42That's why I force them to eat it.
00:11:44If you think your juniors will be happy
00:11:46when you cook yakiniku,
00:11:47that's a big mistake.
00:11:51Hey!
00:11:52There's a yakiniku master here!
00:11:54But your juniors
00:11:56have to cook yakiniku.
00:11:58They have to take off your glasses.
00:12:00They have to order a new dish.
00:12:01They have to take off the plates.
00:12:02And in the meantime,
00:12:03they get angry at you for cooking yakiniku.
00:12:04There's a lot of work.
00:12:06Yakiniku?
00:12:07Yes.
00:12:08There are people who say,
00:12:09don't put the organs in front of me.
00:12:11Then you have to cook it yourself.
00:12:14Don't you want to eat yakiniku the most?
00:12:16Who? Who?
00:12:17No, no, no.
00:12:18It's not about who.
00:12:19No, no, no.
00:12:20I'm angry! I'm angry!
00:12:21I don't know what my juniors
00:12:23will be happy about.
00:12:25Yakiniku is no good?
00:12:26Yakiniku is no good.
00:12:27I said yakiniku
00:12:28because I thought they'd be happy.
00:12:30No, I don't need it.
00:12:31Sushi?
00:12:32Sushi?
00:12:33Good, good.
00:12:34Sushi is
00:12:35You don't have to put the plates down.
00:12:37That's true.
00:12:38You don't have to put the plates down.
00:12:41The moment I said yakiniku,
00:12:42somehow,
00:12:43the girls went,
00:12:44Sanma-san,
00:12:45the private room is long.
00:12:50In that,
00:12:51I can't say it's fun and long.
00:12:54I can't say it's fun.
00:12:56Yes, yes, yes.
00:12:57Yes, yes, yes.
00:12:58Women,
00:12:59now,
00:13:00it depends on the day.
00:13:02Yes, of course.
00:13:03That's true.
00:13:04What do you want to eat today?
00:13:06Today?
00:13:07French.
00:13:10I always get confused.
00:13:12Is it better for women to go on a course?
00:13:14Is it better for women to go on a course?
00:13:15Is it better for women to go on a course?
00:13:16I always don't know.
00:13:18It depends on the relationship.
00:13:19That's right.
00:13:20What's the relationship?
00:13:21If it's a good feeling,
00:13:22it's better to go on a course.
00:13:24It's better to go on a course.
00:13:25But,
00:13:26if you're not very close,
00:13:28you can go on a course
00:13:29and talk while looking at the menu.
00:13:31I see.
00:13:33I see.
00:13:34If you think the conversation with this person is boring,
00:13:36you can go on a course.
00:13:37No, I don't think so.
00:13:39I don't think so.
00:13:40No, I don't think so.
00:13:41I don't think so.
00:13:42I don't think so.
00:13:43I don't think so.
00:13:44I don't think so.
00:13:47I don't think so.
00:13:48I don't like that.
00:13:50I have a trauma about Sanma-san.
00:13:52Why?
00:13:53During a private dinner,
00:13:57he talks about a boring conversation.
00:13:59I don't mind.
00:14:00I don't have a camera.
00:14:01I just want him to talk about a boring conversation.
00:14:04But, he talks about a boring conversation.
00:14:07And then,
00:14:08he says,
00:14:09and then,
00:14:10I...
00:14:11I don't say that.
00:14:13No, you said that.
00:14:15But, I...
00:14:16I said,
00:14:17and then,
00:14:18and then,
00:14:19Why do you do that?
00:14:21I thought,
00:14:22why do I not like this?
00:14:25He said,
00:14:26he said,
00:14:27he said,
00:14:28I was terrified.
00:14:30No, you are terrified.
00:14:31No, you are terrified.
00:14:32It's a matter of a formality.
00:14:33I said that in a private dinner.
00:14:35But, you said,
00:14:36But, you said,
00:14:37Come here.
00:14:38Come here.
00:14:39come here.
00:14:40Hino-bi,
00:14:41I said that,
00:14:42I said that,
00:14:43But, Sanma-san...
00:14:44But, Sanma-san...
00:14:45If he has a more interesting conversation,
00:14:47He says,
00:14:48What? Come here.
00:14:49What? Come here.
00:14:50I don't get it.
00:14:51I don't get it.
00:14:52I don't get interested in talking about anything.
00:14:55This helps me.
00:14:56This helps me.
00:14:57What do you want to eat today?
00:14:59I want to go eat hamburgers.
00:15:01That's good.
00:15:03What do you want to eat today?
00:15:07Japanese food.
00:15:09Japanese food is difficult.
00:15:11When I think of Japanese food,
00:15:13I can't think of anything.
00:15:15Me neither.
00:15:17There are tempura, eel, and sushi.
00:15:19I want to leave that to you.
00:15:21Japanese food is fine?
00:15:23Even if you go to a tempura shop?
00:15:25For example, you want to eat sushi,
00:15:27but you go to a tempura shop,
00:15:29and you don't say,
00:15:31tempura or washoku.
00:15:33That's not good.
00:15:35You're like an old man.
00:15:37That was terrible.
00:15:39I apologize on his behalf.
00:15:41Washoku?
00:15:43I'll take it.
00:15:45Don't do that.
00:15:47Don't do that.
00:15:49You should never do that.
00:15:51You'll get a divorce.
00:15:53You'll get a divorce.
00:15:55Do you really want to go eat
00:15:57with your seniors?
00:15:59Your juniors.
00:16:01You don't want to eat with Sanma-san.
00:16:03You want to say,
00:16:05I went to eat with Sanma-san.
00:16:07Do you really want to go eat
00:16:09with your seniors?
00:16:11If I were you, I wouldn't go.
00:16:13Hey.
00:16:15Hey.
00:16:17Why?
00:16:19Washoku.
00:16:21Wait a minute.
00:16:23What?
00:16:25What?
00:16:27I got a divorce.
00:16:29What?
00:16:31I didn't tell anyone.
00:16:33What?
00:16:35I didn't tell anyone.
00:16:37I didn't tell anyone.
00:16:39I didn't tell anyone.
00:16:41I didn't tell anyone.
00:16:43The match is on!
00:16:45I have a guest today.
00:16:47He might get mad,
00:16:49but most people do.
00:16:51No, Joshyが自分の顔の前に手を持ってきて 叩きながら笑うのが嫌いなんです
00:16:59全員やってるさっき見てたら
00:17:04これがあかんのか
00:17:06これもうなんかこう
00:17:09もう無茶みたい
00:17:11むかついてくんすよ
00:17:14むかつかないですか
00:17:18You just did it, Mukatsu-kun!
00:17:20You just did it!
00:17:22Your face is so angry!
00:17:24How did you do it just now?
00:17:26You're the worst!
00:17:28You're so full of yourself!
00:17:30You're so full of yourself!
00:17:32You're so full of yourself!
00:17:34I'll do it, I'll do it.
00:17:36So, is this okay?
00:17:38It's okay or bad, it's not that big of a deal.
00:17:40On the contrary, what should I do?
00:17:42What kind of woman should I be?
00:17:44It's up to you how you want to laugh.
00:17:46It's a little weird for me to say this,
00:17:48but you don't look smart.
00:17:50Smart?
00:17:52Showa men are like that.
00:17:54Even if a cute girl does it, it's no good.
00:17:56Even if a cute girl does it, it's no good.
00:17:58There are many girls who look good,
00:18:00but there are few.
00:18:02I don't know how many there are.
00:18:04I don't know how many there are.
00:18:06Do Showa women laugh?
00:18:08No, they don't laugh.
00:18:10No, they don't laugh.
00:18:12If they did that at home,
00:18:14they would have said it.
00:18:16That's what it would have been like these days.
00:18:18You should laugh more back then.
00:18:20They were holding back.
00:18:23Really?
00:18:25Like Showa men were.
00:18:27Would that make me look like a hasty woman if I said that?
00:18:29Yes.
00:18:32I wouldn't say,
00:18:34but I would say,
00:18:36please don't do this at home.
00:18:38He's doing that!
00:18:40He's so wicked!
00:18:42There are a lot of things that I like to eat.
00:18:48I used to go to sushi restaurant with my boyfriend.
00:18:53I ate 3 plates of sushi.
00:18:573 plates of sushi?
00:18:59Does that include the weight you ate that day?
00:19:02And the last one was just shrimp.
00:19:05I can't do it!
00:19:07I can't do it!
00:19:09I can't do it!
00:19:11You should at least eat three different dishes.
00:19:13Don't say that, Tsubukai!
00:19:15I only eat four dishes.
00:19:19I want you to tell me the story.
00:19:21The story of four dishes.
00:19:23It's more beautiful than small skin.
00:19:27It's more beautiful than small skin.
00:19:29It's amazing!
00:19:31It's amazing that you can do it!
00:19:33Itadakimasu!
00:19:37How many dishes can you eat?
00:19:41I can eat 15 dishes.
00:19:4315 dishes is normal.
00:19:45It's a little too much.
00:19:47Do you want your partner to eat 15 dishes?
00:19:49Yes.
00:19:51I couldn't eat 15 dishes
00:19:53if there were three dishes in front of me.
00:19:55You have to be careful.
00:19:57I only ordered Tsubukai, Tsubukai, and shrimp.
00:19:59That's all.
00:20:01That's all.
00:20:03You don't have to talk to each other.
00:20:05You don't have to talk to each other.
00:20:07You just wait for your partner to finish eating.
00:20:09That's right.
00:20:11What were you doing in the meantime?
00:20:13I was eating a lot.
00:20:15I want you to adjust your pace.
00:20:17I want you to adjust your pace.
00:20:19I want to eat while saying it's delicious.
00:20:21I want to eat while saying it's delicious.
00:20:23It's fast to eat bento in a comedy show.
00:20:25It's fast to eat bento in a comedy show.
00:20:27I want to eat bento in a comedy show.
00:20:29So I want to eat it while the woman is eating.
00:20:31So I want to eat it while the woman is eating.
00:20:35What do you mean?
00:20:40Comedians are fast.
00:20:42really.
00:20:44People used to be fast in the old days.
00:20:46People used to be fast in the old days.
00:20:48People used to be fast in the old days.
00:20:50Ouch, ouch!
00:20:52People used to be fast in the old days.
00:20:54They never saw her eat.
00:20:56Yeah, it's the same as the way penguins do it.
00:20:59They put a whole penguin in their mouth.
00:21:02Mr. Penguin!
00:21:04It's been a long time.
00:21:05It's been 17 years since I got my teeth done,
00:21:07and I bit the inside of my cheek for the first time in 17 years.
00:21:10Oh, I see.
00:21:11I've never done that before.
00:21:12I was so happy.
00:21:14I was like, I bit it!
00:21:16I didn't know this existed.
00:21:18It's so nostalgic.
00:21:22I want you to change your pace.
00:21:24I'm the fast one.
00:21:26You're so fast.
00:21:27I'm so fast.
00:21:28I always leave it behind.
00:21:29Is it okay to be fast?
00:21:31It's okay, but I don't want people to think I'm fast.
00:21:36It's okay if you wait for me.
00:21:38Don't you want to eat a fork and a spoon?
00:21:40No, I don't want that.
00:21:43I've never heard of that.
00:21:45What do you want to eat?
00:21:47Hamburger.
00:21:48Do you want to go eat a hamburger now?
00:21:50Yes, I want to go now.
00:21:54If it's over, I'll run away.
00:22:00I don't think a hamburger will be enough.
00:22:04Yay!
00:22:05Yay!
00:22:06I'm not an eroticist.
00:22:08You're not an eroticist.
00:22:10There's no buns.
00:22:12Buns are avocado hamburgers.
00:22:14I see.
00:22:15For women.
00:22:16What?
00:22:17Buns?
00:22:18Buns are avocados.
00:22:20I know that.
00:22:21I know that, too.
00:22:25You don't go to eat hamburgers.
00:22:28You don't go to eat hamburgers.
00:22:30I've been eating a lot of hamburgers lately.
00:22:34My jaw is in danger.
00:22:36Your jaw is in danger?
00:22:37You're not that old.
00:22:41I'm telling you, you're not that old.
00:22:45You're 60 years old.
00:22:47You can still fight.
00:22:49What fight?
00:22:51You can still fight.
00:22:55Hasegawa, please.
00:22:57I used to live with my girlfriend.
00:23:00I wanted to surprise her.
00:23:03It was her birthday.
00:23:05So I set it up.
00:23:07When she came home, there was a letter on the table.
00:23:10It was written in hiragana.
00:23:13Hiragana?
00:23:14No, it was a code.
00:23:18I drew a picture of a turkey.
00:23:20I drew a picture of a turkey.
00:23:22I said, take a look under the TV stand.
00:23:24It's the easiest.
00:23:26I said, take a look under the TV stand.
00:23:27I wrote a letter again.
00:23:28I wrote a letter again.
00:23:30I wrote a picture of a turkey.
00:23:32I said, take a look under the washing machine.
00:23:35I went on and on.
00:23:37At the end, I opened the top drawer of the drawer.
00:23:40I saw my birthday presents.
00:23:42It was a surprise.
00:23:44It was a very popular surprise.
00:23:47Oh, I'm not sure. I saw the first page of the paper and I didn't understand it.
00:23:51So I threw it away and I searched everywhere.
00:23:56And I found the birthday present.
00:23:59I was shocked.
00:24:02I did my best.
00:24:03It's a pain in the ass.
00:24:05It's not fun.
00:24:06I'm not happy.
00:24:08It's fun, right?
00:24:10No, it's a pain in the ass.
00:24:11I'm excited in the meantime.
00:24:14I wonder what it is.
00:24:16It's a surprise.
00:24:17When I got in, I was like, wow!
00:24:20I did this and that.
00:24:22It's a pain in the ass.
00:24:24I'm the type of person who is satisfied with myself.
00:24:27I just enjoy myself.
00:24:31I don't have money, so I can only prepare this much.
00:24:34But I'm trying to have fun with ideas.
00:24:36That's right.
00:24:37I know it's not a big deal.
00:24:39It's a pain in the ass to look for it.
00:24:41It's a pain in the ass.
00:24:43At that time, I got a birthday present.
00:24:45It's a pochette of Kitty.
00:24:47It's a pochette of Kitty.
00:24:49It's cute.
00:24:50I said, I'm sorry I don't have money.
00:24:54But I...
00:24:55That's right.
00:24:56I'm sorry I don't have money.
00:24:57I have another girlfriend.
00:24:59I didn't have money to give her a birthday present.
00:25:02She said it was a handmade calendar.
00:25:06It's a calendar that I drew a gag.
00:25:10A hand-drawn calendar?
00:25:11It's a hand-drawn calendar.
00:25:12I was told to make a calendar, but I was clumsy.
00:25:16I couldn't make it, so I made a brooch of a dongle I picked up.
00:25:23That's the worst.
00:25:26You made a pendant out of a dongle you picked up, right?
00:25:28That's right.
00:25:29You made a pendant out of a dongle you picked up, right?
00:25:34You made a pendant out of a dongle you picked up, right?
00:25:37That's right.
00:25:38Why was it a dongle?
00:25:40Were you dating a squirrel?
00:25:42What were you dating?
00:25:43I was dating a human.
00:25:46What do you think of her wearing a dongle necklace?
00:25:51That's good.
00:25:52That's good.
00:25:53That's good.
00:25:54What do you think?
00:25:56Are you wearing a dongle?
00:25:58Is it cute?
00:25:59I think it's cute.
00:26:02Did she like the dongle?
00:26:04I didn't say she liked the dongle.
00:26:08I didn't say she liked the dongle.
00:26:10I didn't say she liked the dongle.
00:26:11I didn't say she liked the dongle.
00:26:12We don't have a chance to talk like that.
00:26:14Then what do you want to give her?
00:26:17A letter would be nice.
00:26:19A letter?
00:26:20A letter.
00:26:21A letter.
00:26:22A letter.
00:26:23A letter.
00:26:25A letter would be nice.
00:26:27But you like surprises, right?
00:26:29Give up already!
00:26:32Is it over?
00:26:33Is it over?
00:26:35You don't like surprises.
00:26:37It depends on the person.
00:26:39But you like surprises.
00:26:40I like surprises.
00:26:42You like surprises.
00:26:43I love surprises.
00:26:44But I'm the type of person who gets caught up in surprises.
00:26:47You have to be caught up in surprises.
00:26:48What kind of surprises have you been happy with?
00:26:51There are a lot of them, right?
00:26:53I had the same thing as Mr. Hasegawa.
00:26:56A dongle?
00:26:57It's not a dongle.
00:26:59I don't like it.
00:27:00I'm not happy with it.
00:27:01I'm not happy with it.
00:27:02I went to the convenience store.
00:27:04I was told to take a picture.
00:27:06I took a picture.
00:27:07I said I would copy the picture.
00:27:10I went shopping.
00:27:12I said, please open this in the refrigerator.
00:27:16I said, please open this in the refrigerator.
00:27:19It's the same.
00:27:20It's the same.
00:27:21I opened it.
00:27:22An album came out of the shelf.
00:27:25I took the picture I took earlier.
00:27:27I wrote, happy birthday, I love you.
00:27:34I was given a DVD on my birthday.
00:27:38I saw a program called Professional.
00:27:41It's called MIKI FESTIONAL.
00:27:45My husband interviewed me in the dark.
00:27:48What do you like about it?
00:27:51I like MIKI FESTIONAL.
00:27:54I interviewed him in the dark.
00:27:59That's great.
00:28:01Do you do it all the time?
00:28:03Do you do it all the time?
00:28:04Sometimes he makes me a song.
00:28:07He does it a lot.
00:28:08Does he make you a song?
00:28:11What kind of song is it?
00:28:13I forgot.
00:28:14Do you forget?
00:28:16Do you forget such a song?
00:28:18I don't surprise him.
00:28:21I buy what I want.
00:28:23I buy what I want.
00:28:28I don't think it's fun.
00:28:30I say, buy it.
00:28:32But even if I buy it, I buy what I want.
00:28:36Twice.
00:28:37Twice.
00:28:38What do you do with the present?
00:28:41I don't do it.
00:28:43I've never done a surprise.
00:28:46What kind of surprise is it?
00:28:49Do you have a good one?
00:28:52The proposal was a big surprise.
00:28:56What kind of proposal is ideal?
00:29:00I was asked a lot.
00:29:02I don't need an ideal.
00:29:04I want him to say it in my daily life.
00:29:08I was that kind of person.
00:29:10I said it in many places.
00:29:12My husband saw it.
00:29:14I prepared a ring on the beach.
00:29:21Did you put it in the shell?
00:29:23I didn't do that.
00:29:25What is that?
00:29:27Why did you start arranging the shell?
00:29:31You didn't say a word.
00:29:33I don't do that.
00:29:35If you go to the sea, the shell...
00:29:37I don't need a joke.
00:29:39It's normal.
00:29:41It's not a joke.
00:29:43Do you know how I feel?
00:29:45It's Showa.
00:29:47I don't want you to put it in the shell.
00:29:50I don't think so.
00:29:52I thought it would be a problem.
00:29:56He proposed at that time.
00:30:00He told me to do it in my daily life.
00:30:04I was happy.
00:30:06Do it in your daily life?
00:30:08I want to go to the sea.
00:30:10I want to get married and do it in my daily life.
00:30:13That's good.
00:30:15That's wonderful.
00:30:17I want to go to Dongriha.
00:30:19I want to go to Dongriha.
00:30:21Dongriha is there.
00:30:23He is not there.
00:30:25What did you propose?
00:30:27My wife is still a college student.
00:30:31I moved to the Netherlands at that time.
00:30:35I said I would go to my parents.
00:30:39I asked my parents if I could take my wife.
00:30:41You didn't say anything to your wife?
00:30:45I didn't say anything.
00:30:47That's good.
00:30:49I said I was sorry for my wife when I broke up with her.
00:30:56I asked my parents if I could take my wife.
00:30:59They said yes.
00:31:01I said I would marry her.
00:31:04You didn't say anything to your wife?
00:31:06I said I would marry her.
00:31:08I asked my parents if I could take my wife.
00:31:11They said I would marry her.
00:31:13But you want a woman, don't you?
00:31:15I want a woman.
00:31:17I want a woman.
00:31:19That's right.
00:31:21You didn't say you would marry her.
00:31:23I didn't say that.
00:31:25I want a woman.
00:31:27You should say that.
00:31:29I will ask my wife.
00:31:32Did you say that?
00:31:33I will ask my wife.
00:31:35Who is the best partner in the world of Kawasaki?
00:31:38The moment he fell in love was completely reproduced tonight.
00:31:41I think he is a scoundrel.
00:31:48Nobuko, please.
00:31:50For example, Kyoto or Sanma,
00:31:53they come in like this.
00:31:56Keihen.
00:31:59They come in like this.
00:32:02They come in like this.
00:32:04Before the show starts, they say,
00:32:06Nice to meet you.
00:32:07They don't say that.
00:32:09They say,
00:32:11Nice to meet you.
00:32:13Nice to meet you.
00:32:15They don't say that.
00:32:17They do it like a representative of a good mood.
00:32:19So I'm looking forward to it.
00:32:22In a certain program,
00:32:24the MC is very kind.
00:32:28When the program starts,
00:32:30I know he is kind,
00:32:32but when he comes to the scene,
00:32:34he is very serious.
00:32:36He is very serious.
00:32:38He has a cold on his shoulder.
00:32:40He has a cold on his shoulder.
00:32:42When he comes to the scene,
00:32:44I'm worried if he is okay.
00:32:46I'm worried if he is okay.
00:32:48It depends on the MC.
00:32:51So I hope he can come in with a smile.
00:32:54So I hope he can come in with a smile.
00:32:56Hiromi-san.
00:33:02I don't think so.
00:33:04Did I do that?
00:33:08You're scary.
00:33:09What?
00:33:11You're scary.
00:33:12You're kind,
00:33:14but you're right in the middle of the show.
00:33:16You're right in the middle of the show.
00:33:18I understand that.
00:33:20I think the same way.
00:33:22Especially Hiromi-san.
00:33:26Seriously.
00:33:27Why did you do that?
00:33:29Why did you do that?
00:33:31When you turn around,
00:33:33you're very kind.
00:33:35When I worked with you in the morning program,
00:33:39you put me in your pocket.
00:33:41You can say,
00:33:43Good morning, Hiromi-san.
00:33:45You can say, Good morning, Hiromi-san.
00:33:47You can say, Good morning, Hiromi-san.
00:33:49You were trying to be cool!
00:33:51Yeah, I was trying to be cool.
00:33:53You put your hand in your pocket,
00:33:55and you were like,
00:33:57like you were about to get bit.
00:33:59You were like, oh,
00:34:01and I was like, oh, I don't want to do this.
00:34:03Oh, you were scared?
00:34:05I think it's common among comedians.
00:34:07I'm sure my husband is like that too.
00:34:09Yeah, right before the show,
00:34:11I think everyone is like that.
00:34:13Yeah, I totally get it.
00:34:15Even comedians,
00:34:17they start off with 3, 2, 1,
00:34:19and they're like, bam!
00:34:21But before that,
00:34:23they're like, oh,
00:34:25that's a bit too much.
00:34:27I don't know about you,
00:34:29but there are times
00:34:31when you're really nervous.
00:34:33You're the kind of person
00:34:35who cares about switching between on and off, right?
00:34:37It seems like I'm breaking that switch.
00:34:39That's true.
00:34:41That's true.
00:34:43That's true.
00:34:45I was told the same thing,
00:34:47but when I was in the dressing room,
00:34:49you came up to me
00:34:51and greeted me.
00:34:53You were like, nice to meet you.
00:34:55It was a normal greeting.
00:34:57You came up to me
00:34:592-3 meters before the door,
00:35:01and you were like, hello!
00:35:05I was really surprised.
00:35:07I was like, oh,
00:35:09nice to meet you.
00:35:11I was a bit surprised, right?
00:35:13You were like, oh,
00:35:15so I thought you weren't feeling well.
00:35:17No, I wasn't feeling well!
00:35:19That's weird, right?
00:35:21Me too.
00:35:23You came up to me
00:35:25in the exact same way.
00:35:27So I thought I'd introduce you.
00:35:29I was surprised that you came together.
00:35:31And the color of your hair
00:35:33and the color of your clothes
00:35:35were the same.
00:35:37I don't know!
00:35:39I don't know!
00:35:41I got this pajama from Yocchan.
00:35:43Are you cool
00:35:45until you go to bed?
00:35:47Or are you ugly?
00:35:49You don't have to learn
00:35:51how to sleep in the sea.
00:35:53I'll change the theme.
00:35:55Go ahead.
00:35:57Is my private life
00:35:59weird?
00:36:01Is my private life
00:36:03weird?
00:36:05Is my private life
00:36:07weird?
00:36:09You have a lot of pictures.
00:36:11I have a lot of pictures
00:36:13at home.
00:36:15Who is this guy?
00:36:17He was my ex-boyfriend
00:36:19when I was in high school.
00:36:21Why do you have a picture of him?
00:36:23Because it's an important memory.
00:36:25Then,
00:36:27is it possible that
00:36:29all of them are my ex-boyfriends?
00:36:31Really?
00:36:33I have a lot of pictures
00:36:35of my ex-boyfriends.
00:36:37I have a lot of pictures
00:36:39of my ex-boyfriends.
00:36:41Is my private life
00:36:43weird?
00:36:45Mom,
00:36:47take the bones.
00:36:49I was not good at
00:36:51taking the bones of grilled fish
00:36:53when I was a child.
00:36:55You have to be a husband
00:36:57who takes the bones.
00:36:59My mom always told me that.
00:37:01I took the bones.
00:37:03Thank you, mom.
00:37:05She became an adult.
00:37:07This is delicious.
00:37:09I'm glad.
00:37:11Hey,
00:37:13can I take the bones?
00:37:15She asked her boyfriend
00:37:17who was thinking of getting married.
00:37:19You should do it by yourself.
00:37:21He said no.
00:37:25I got it.
00:37:27I'll go home.
00:37:29He said no.
00:37:31Really?
00:37:33Wait a minute.
00:37:35Is my private life
00:37:37weird?
00:37:39Hiromi,
00:37:41please tell us.
00:37:43I think my private life is normal.
00:37:45I don't do housework.
00:37:47I don't do housework.
00:37:49When I wake up in the morning,
00:37:51I wear sweaters and trainers.
00:37:53I don't take a rest at home.
00:37:55When I wake up,
00:37:57I'm ready to go out
00:37:59as soon as possible.
00:38:01I'm ready to go out as soon as possible.
00:38:03Wow.
00:38:05You always decide
00:38:07what you're going to do next.
00:38:09When I have a job,
00:38:11I take a rest
00:38:13at 2 a.m.
00:38:15At 2 a.m.,
00:38:17I can't do anything.
00:38:19I can't play golf.
00:38:21I can't play shooting.
00:38:23When I go to work,
00:38:25people ask me
00:38:27why I do housework.
00:38:29people ask me why I do housework.
00:38:31But I think it's a waste.
00:38:33Really?
00:38:35Do you wear pajamas?
00:38:37When I wake up,
00:38:39I'm ready to go out.
00:38:41Really?
00:38:43Do you wear a Paris Saint-Germain jersey
00:38:45when you go to bed?
00:38:47No, I don't.
00:38:49Do you wear a Paris Saint-Germain jersey
00:38:51when you go to bed?
00:38:53No, I don't.
00:38:55I'm alone.
00:38:57You're alone, aren't you?
00:38:59I'm alone.
00:39:01I'm self-satisfied.
00:39:03Why do you wear a T-shirt
00:39:05when you go to bed?
00:39:07I'm wearing pajamas
00:39:09that Yocchan gave me.
00:39:11Why do you wear pajamas
00:39:13that Yocchan gave you?
00:39:15Yocchan came to my birthday party
00:39:17and gave me pajamas.
00:39:19Now,
00:39:21I'm sleeping in pajamas
00:39:23that can help me sleep well.
00:39:25I will give this to Hiromi.
00:39:27I will give this to Hiromi.
00:39:29No, I have it.
00:39:31But
00:39:33I also wear pajamas.
00:39:35Don't you wear pajamas?
00:39:37I go out right after I go to bed.
00:39:39I go out right after I go to bed.
00:39:41I go out right after I go to bed.
00:39:43Don't you sleep in your city clothes?
00:39:45Don't you sleep in your city clothes?
00:39:47I'm the only one
00:39:49I don't know what you're talking about. You're the only one doing it.
00:39:51You know how I feel, right?
00:39:53No, I wouldn't do it either.
00:39:57It's amazing that you have that uniform.
00:39:59What about you, Hironobu-chan?
00:40:01For me, I just wear a t-shirt that I don't usually wear.
00:40:05Then I wake up and go to the gym.
00:40:09That's the kind of outfit you wear, Hironobu-chan?
00:40:11I go to the gym and do laundry.
00:40:13What do you do with your pajamas?
00:40:15I also wear a t-shirt.
00:40:17Then I go to the convenience store.
00:40:19I can go to the convenience store like that.
00:40:21It's a roomwear.
00:40:23It's a roomwear, isn't it?
00:40:25I wear a black roomwear.
00:40:27I don't look like I'm wearing a roomwear when I go outside.
00:40:31That's why it's so fashionable.
00:40:33What about you, Kano?
00:40:35I'm also a very sweaty person.
00:40:37I'm the opposite of Hiromi-san.
00:40:39I'm the type of person who wants to stay at home all the time.
00:40:41I don't want to go outside.
00:40:43Do you play games?
00:40:45I also play games.
00:40:47Mosa and the others gather at night.
00:40:49If I go to the convenience store in the evening,
00:40:51I play games until midnight.
00:40:53It's hard, isn't it?
00:40:55I talked to the girls the other day.
00:40:57Kano is not good at games, so it's fun.
00:40:59I'm not good at games, but...
00:41:01I'm not interested in you guys.
00:41:03Let's hear it for the time being.
00:41:05Let's hear it for the time being.
00:41:07Let's hear it for the time being.
00:41:09Let's hear it for the time being.
00:41:11What do you say?
00:41:13I really only wear underwear.
00:41:15I put on everything I wore when I came back home.
00:41:17I put on everything I wore when I came back home.
00:41:19What do you do with underwear?
00:41:21I only wear underwear and T-shirts.
00:41:23I thought you were having a good time.
00:41:25I thought you were having a good time.
00:41:27I'm having fun sleeping.
00:41:29I also have a futon that looks like a pond in the garden.
00:41:31I also have a futon that looks like a pond in the garden.
00:41:33I love two animals.
00:41:35Yes, I do!
00:41:37You can search it on the Internet.
00:41:39You don't have to learn that I sleep in the sea.
00:41:41It's not over yet, is it?
00:41:44The match of the century. He's cleared up his 40-year-old worries.
00:41:48I don't like myself more than my skin.
00:41:51I used to write M on my pants.
00:41:54Did you wear it?
00:41:59Kagami-san, please.
00:42:01I'm a sports athlete, so I'm very particular about my position.
00:42:06I recently moved and bought a new house.
00:42:10I was recommended a second-best house.
00:42:13It's a second-best selling house.
00:42:16The performance is very good.
00:42:19I can't help but buy a second-best house.
00:42:22I feel like I'm in the first place.
00:42:25The performance is a little inferior.
00:42:28But I can't buy a second-best house at this time of year.
00:42:31I'm in the first place.
00:42:33All the lockers are the best.
00:42:36No.111 and No.111 are the best.
00:42:39The parking lot and the parking lot are all the best.
00:42:45We've been talking about not making peace with each other.
00:42:49We've been taking pictures together.
00:42:51Those two are taking gold medals.
00:42:54That's amazing.
00:42:57The moment I took it, I said,
00:42:59Yeah, I did it.
00:43:02I've never done this before.
00:43:06I'm not very particular about the first place.
00:43:09When I go to the practice room, I go to the pitch first.
00:43:17What about No.7?
00:43:20The last team is No.44.
00:43:23I've been choosing No.44 all the time.
00:43:26The locker room is No.44.
00:43:29I'm a racer, too.
00:43:32The main car is No.24.
00:43:35The volume of the TV is just right for No.19, No.18, and No.20.
00:43:44That's my rival's car number.
00:43:47So I'm definitely going to match it with No.24.
00:43:52No.25 and No.26 are also my rivals.
00:43:55So I'm definitely going to match it with No.24.
00:43:58I'm the opposite.
00:44:00I was No.5.
00:44:03I was No.5.
00:44:06I was No.5.
00:44:09I wrote a lucky number.
00:44:12I wrote a lucky number.
00:44:15Then I saw the world that I hadn't seen before.
00:44:18That's when the trial is over.
00:44:21That's when the trial is over.
00:44:24That's when the trial is over.
00:44:27I'll begin.
00:44:30I'm particular about this.
00:44:33I'm particular about this.
00:44:36I'm particular about this.
00:44:39I'm sorry.
00:44:42I'm sorry.
00:44:45It's a battlefield.
00:44:48I like iced coffee.
00:44:51I like iced coffee.
00:44:54You're lying!
00:44:56You're gonna have to start over.
00:44:58You're lying!
00:45:00There's a way to do it?
00:45:02There's a way?!
00:45:04You have to drink ice coffee all day long.
00:45:06You drink that much?
00:45:08I drink 3 liters of coffee.
00:45:10What?
00:45:12I drink ice coffee all day long.
00:45:14Not hot or cold?
00:45:16If it's hot, you can put it in a tumbler, right?
00:45:19If it's hot, it gets a little wet, but if it's iced coffee, there's a tumbler that looks like there's ice left even at the end.
00:45:26Yes, there is.
00:45:27Iced coffee is the one that you can drink deliciously until the end.
00:45:30Well, I also drink iced coffee.
00:45:33It's mostly iced coffee, but which beans do you like?
00:45:36I don't stick to beans.
00:45:39If I stick to it, it's a job where I travel to various places.
00:45:43I can't drink it unless it's iced coffee here.
00:45:47So I adjust my head so that I think any bean is delicious.
00:45:52So it's okay to be iced coffee sold at a convenience store?
00:45:54It's okay.
00:45:56If it's iced coffee, anything is fine?
00:45:58What's the most delicious of them?
00:46:00The iced coffee I make at a cafe in my neighborhood is my favorite.
00:46:06I like iced coffee too, so I'll ask you, but do you know that bean?
00:46:09Is it a type of bean?
00:46:11It's a type of bean.
00:46:13I don't put sugar or syrup.
00:46:15You drink it black.
00:46:17I put it in every time.
00:46:19It's a type of bean.
00:46:21It's a type of bean.
00:46:23The milk is also beautiful.
00:46:25It's cool when the milk melts.
00:46:28It's cool.
00:46:30Isn't it cool?
00:46:32It's cool, isn't it?
00:46:34You know how to enjoy it by yourself.
00:46:36I did my best.
00:46:38I cried.
00:46:40Let's go eat hamburgers today.
00:46:44Can I ask you something?
00:46:46I'm from Kansai.
00:46:48How many people from Kansai are there?
00:46:50Yes.
00:46:52I put sauce on everything.
00:46:54I also put sauce on tempura.
00:46:56When I was eating it,
00:46:58Machi said,
00:47:00Mayo is strange.
00:47:02Mayo put sauce on tempura.
00:47:04Is it sauce on tempura?
00:47:06No, soy sauce in Kansai.
00:47:09The sauce is strange.
00:47:11What do you put on tempura?
00:47:13Soy sauce.
00:47:15Why do I put sauce on everything?
00:47:21You like the sauce.
00:47:23It's not a problem in Kansai, is it?
00:47:25Ah, soy sauce.
00:47:33Machi, please.
00:47:35I don't want you to think it's weird.
00:47:37There is a barrier.
00:47:39I don't understand.
00:47:41For example,
00:47:43I don't like hot pot.
00:47:45When I go to a food stall,
00:47:47I don't like chopsticks.
00:47:49I don't like that.
00:47:51I don't like only toilet and bath.
00:47:55I don't like it.
00:47:57It's weird.
00:47:59For example,
00:48:01Can you take a bath in a golf club?
00:48:03I can take a bath.
00:48:05There are dozens of people in the club.
00:48:07They go into the club and come out.
00:48:09Old men with thin legs.
00:48:19I envy people who can take a bath.
00:48:21Machi, do you take a shower?
00:48:23I take a shower and take a bath.
00:48:25Or I can't take a bath.
00:48:27I want to be with everyone soon.
00:48:29Do you want to fix it?
00:48:31I want to fix it.
00:48:34Hiromi, are you okay?
00:48:36I'm fine.
00:48:38But I can't take a bath.
00:48:40I'm fine.
00:48:42I can't go to the bathroom.
00:48:44I go to the bathroom at the airport.
00:48:46I go to the bathroom with a door.
00:48:48A man comes out of the bathroom.
00:48:50Can you take a bath right away?
00:48:52I can take a bath.
00:48:54Can you take a bath?
00:48:56It's better than taking a bath.
00:48:58You don't have to go that far.
00:49:00Machi, please.
00:49:02If you come out...
00:49:04He's about to come out.
00:49:11Each team has a pit.
00:49:13There are two toilets in the pit.
00:49:19I'm the boss of the team.
00:49:21I'm the manager.
00:49:23I'm on the right.
00:49:25Is it only for you?
00:49:27I'm in trouble.
00:49:29I'm failing.
00:49:32It's already been found out, isn't it?
00:49:34That's right.
00:49:36That's amazing!
00:49:37Everyone will think, you're really a foreigner.
00:49:39Can I tell you a completely different story?
00:49:41No, no.
00:49:42Please!
00:49:43I definitely want you to listen to it.
00:49:44For example, Sanma-san went to Hiromi Golf.
00:49:47He went to the toilet.
00:49:48Then, a different person came in.
00:49:52While he was in the toilet,
00:49:53he said, Sanma-san is coming.
00:49:55When he said that in the toilet,
00:49:57there was no time for him to leave the toilet.
00:50:00So, he said, I'm coming.
00:50:04I won't say it.
00:50:05I won't say it.
00:50:07I definitely won't say it.
00:50:09I think Sanma-san will really say it.
00:50:13No, I can't say it.
00:50:14I can't say it.
00:50:15I can't leave the toilet.
00:50:16I can't leave the toilet either.
00:50:17Ah!
00:50:18After that, bad things started to happen in the house.
00:50:20That's why he said, I'm coming.
00:50:22So, he said, I'm coming.
00:50:23Wow!
00:50:24A person came out of the toilet.
00:50:26Of course, I was scared.
00:50:29But,
00:50:30when we were living together,
00:50:32I wrote M on my pants.
00:50:35I was wearing it.
00:50:37Since when?
00:50:38No, I'm M too.
00:50:39Really?
00:50:41I'm the first one.
00:50:43Really?
00:50:44I don't know which one is M.
00:50:46Osawa Akane-chan, please.
00:50:47Yes.
00:50:48I have AirPods.
00:50:51I know, I know.
00:50:52If I don't wear them,
00:50:55I can't relax.
00:50:57There are many people like that.
00:50:59So,
00:51:00I take them off 3 seconds before I go to bed.
00:51:03Then, I put them on right after I wake up.
00:51:05Do you wear them?
00:51:06Yes, I wear them all the time.
00:51:07What kind of music do you listen to?
00:51:08I listen to a lot of K-pop.
00:51:10You listen to a lot of music.
00:51:11If I don't listen to music, I can't do it.
00:51:13Now?
00:51:14Now, actually,
00:51:15I want to wear AirPods and record.
00:51:17You can do that?
00:51:18Wow!
00:51:19Do you wear both?
00:51:20Not one?
00:51:21I wear both.
00:51:22So, my husband talks to me.
00:51:24I've been married for 17 years.
00:51:26I can tell whether it's important or not
00:51:28by looking at his face.
00:51:30I see.
00:51:31So, when I think it's not important,
00:51:33I listen to music all the time.
00:51:34Then, I say,
00:51:35OK, OK, with a sign of my mouth.
00:51:37Then, he says,
00:51:38take it.
00:51:39He says,
00:51:40I'm talking, so take it.
00:51:42But I don't take it.
00:51:43Recently,
00:51:44he started wearing AirPods at home.
00:51:48When I talk to him,
00:51:50he can't hear me.
00:51:53So, I say,
00:51:54take it.
00:51:55Then, he says,
00:51:56you take it.
00:51:57We fight all the time.
00:51:58I see.
00:51:59But I'm doing this kind of work.
00:52:01When I go home,
00:52:02I want to be trapped in my own world.
00:52:04I see.
00:52:05I don't want anyone to talk to me.
00:52:09I see.
00:52:11Really?
00:52:12What about the sound of the airplane?
00:52:14I can't.
00:52:15I can't even think about
00:52:17lending me an earphone.
00:52:19I see.
00:52:21How about the shower in Tsutsuba?
00:52:23How about the shower in Tsutsuba?
00:52:25Well, well, well.
00:52:27Hold it down.
00:52:29I was worried about it.
00:52:31I was worried about it.
00:52:33OK, let's change the theme.
00:52:35Ikeoji's strange behavior.
00:52:39This time, we interviewed
00:52:41a special guest, Ikeoji,
00:52:43and reproduced it based on a true story.
00:52:47Gonta, the hair and makeup artist.
00:52:49Masahiko Kondo was surprised.
00:52:54This is the story of 8 years ago
00:52:56when I was in charge of
00:52:58the hair and makeup of Matchi.
00:53:02Your belly has grown a lot.
00:53:05It's been 8 months.
00:53:07Really?
00:53:08At that time, I was 8 months pregnant.
00:53:11Don't overdo it.
00:53:13You're kind.
00:53:14On the way to the studio,
00:53:16I had a big belly,
00:53:18so I couldn't keep up with everyone's speed.
00:53:24Hey, you don't have to run.
00:53:28Matchi, please take care of me.
00:53:32In the elevator...
00:53:34What?
00:53:36What is it?
00:53:38Take your time.
00:53:42When Matchi opened the door
00:53:44and waited for me,
00:53:46I was surprised.
00:53:48I'm sorry.
00:53:50Nao Maximum the Hormone's
00:53:52unexpected behavior of Mr. Yanaka.
00:53:57Women are excited.
00:53:59What is Mr. Yanaka's unexpected behavior?
00:54:03And...
00:54:05I remarried.
00:54:07The wife of Mayu Kawasaki will appear as a surprise.
00:54:13Nao Maximum the Hormone's
00:54:15unexpected behavior of Mr. Yanaka.
00:54:20This is the story when I went to the TV station
00:54:22after the program was over.
00:54:26It's Mr. Yanaka.
00:54:28It looks like him.
00:54:30When I meet Mr. Yanaka at the studio...
00:54:32Are you going to record now?
00:54:34That's right.
00:54:36Let's go to eat together again.
00:54:43He always makes a face.
00:54:46And...
00:54:50It was really fun.
00:54:52It was really fun.
00:54:56Oh, it's from Mr. Yanaka.
00:55:00I didn't take a picture.
00:55:02I thought it was that much.
00:55:05I've been curious about you for a long time.
00:55:07Every time I remember you, I'm saved.
00:55:09I don't need any meaning, reason, or message.
00:55:12I don't even need love or courage.
00:55:14I don't know why I fell in love with you.
00:55:17I want to know your story.
00:55:22I'm attracted to the meaningless poem
00:55:24that is suddenly sent to me.
00:55:28The unexpected behavior of Mr. Nanjo,
00:55:30the director of Haruyoshi Semino.
00:55:34This is very important.
00:55:37This is what happened at the shooting site of Hachioji Reform.
00:55:42It's been eight years since I became a staff member of the program.
00:55:46I was close to Mr. Hiromi.
00:55:49I felt an aura that was hard to approach.
00:55:52It takes time to write this.
00:55:54Let's take a break.
00:55:55I understand.
00:55:56I'll take a 30-minute break.
00:55:58Hey, Nanjo.
00:55:59Yes.
00:56:00How old are you?
00:56:01I'm already 30 years old.
00:56:03I really want a boyfriend.
00:56:05I haven't met anyone yet.
00:56:07She complains to the staff that she can't find a boyfriend.
00:56:12Hey, Nanjo.
00:56:14It's okay.
00:56:15There are people in the world who are perfect for you.
00:56:19So don't worry about it.
00:56:21Well, that's right.
00:56:23If I hadn't been married...
00:56:26Hey!
00:56:28What's that?
00:56:30When he looked at me and said it with a smile, I was surprised.
00:56:34What's that?
00:56:36So I was surprised.
00:56:40It's cool.
00:56:41What?
00:56:42It's cool.
00:56:43Which one is good?
00:56:44It's really cool.
00:56:45Mr. Hiromi.
00:56:46This is good, too.
00:56:47I want you to do it.
00:56:48I want you to do it.
00:56:49I want you to do it.
00:56:50I want you to do it.
00:56:51I want you to do it.
00:56:52I want you to do it.
00:56:53No.
00:56:54The ball fell.
00:56:56I don't know.
00:56:57Don't talk to me.
00:57:00You're not that cool, are you?
00:57:02I don't remember that.
00:57:04That's a good thing.
00:57:06He's really good at it.
00:57:09That's what it's like.
00:57:12I can't do this.
00:57:15I can't do this.
00:57:17I can't do this.
00:57:18I can't do this.
00:57:19I can't do this.
00:57:20I can't do this.
00:57:21I can't do this.
00:57:22I can't do this.
00:57:23I can't do this.
00:57:25Every year, I write a new year's card for everyone.
00:57:29I'm the lyricist of the new year's card.
00:57:33I write a new year's card every year.
00:57:35I write my name and wish you a happy new year at the end of the year.
00:57:40You're following the rules, right?
00:57:41Yes, I'm following the rules.
00:57:41I don't like this.
00:57:42You're not following the rules, are you?
00:57:43I don't like this either.
00:57:45I don't like this either.
00:57:47That's true.
00:57:47I don't like this either.
00:57:48Let's start with Kagami-san.
00:57:50Ikeoji knows what kind of sunglasses he looks good in.
00:57:55I see.
00:57:57He really has them?
00:57:58Yes, he does.
00:57:59He does?
00:58:00He does, but the type I like is a bit outdated.
00:58:04He has them?
00:58:05He has a lot.
00:58:06He does?
00:58:07He has everything.
00:58:08He has everything.
00:58:09He has everything.
00:58:10He has glasses.
00:58:11He has glasses.
00:58:12He has glasses.
00:58:15I don't wear sunglasses.
00:58:17You don't wear sunglasses.
00:58:18I don't wear sunglasses.
00:58:19He doesn't look good in sunglasses.
00:58:20If we put on a speedo, he'll look good in them.
00:58:23That's right.
00:58:24Oh, my.
00:58:25Oh, my.
00:58:26Oh, my.
00:58:27He really doesn't look good in these.
00:58:28Today, a staff member prepared sunglasses for us.
00:58:31He did?
00:58:32He did?
00:58:33He really did?
00:58:34They look good on you, don't they?
00:58:35You have them?
00:58:36I don't have them.
00:58:37I've never worn sunglasses before.
00:58:38You've never worn them before.
00:58:39I've never worn them before.
00:58:40In my life.
00:58:41Oh, these.
00:58:42Matches.
00:58:43Which one would you like?
00:58:44You want me to pick one?
00:58:45Which one?
00:58:46The one that looks good on you.
00:58:47The one that looks good on you.
00:58:48Which one?
00:58:49I'm sure it's this one!
00:58:50Ah, this one is cool!
00:58:51Mr. Yamashita, what do you think?
00:58:53Okibare's?
00:58:55So cool!
00:58:56So cool!
00:58:57Amazing!
00:58:58Okibare-san, what do you think?
00:59:01It's different!
00:59:02It's different!
00:59:03It's different!
00:59:04It's the same!
00:59:05It's the same!
00:59:06It's the same!
00:59:07Ah, it really suits him!
00:59:08It's cool, isn't it?
00:59:09It's very old-fashioned, isn't it?
00:59:11Ayano Shoji.
00:59:12Ah, but it suits him.
00:59:13Ah, but it suits him.
00:59:14It really suits him.
00:59:15Ah, it really suits him.
00:59:17Mr. Yamashita, what do you think?
00:59:18I'm telling you, I'm going to become a reptile.
00:59:21Let's try it on.
00:59:22Let's try it on.
00:59:26It's a fly!
00:59:27It's a fly!
00:59:30It's like a bat.
00:59:32It's like a bat!
00:59:33Transform!
00:59:37It really suits him.
00:59:41It's bad, isn't it?
00:59:42It's bad, isn't it?
00:59:44I think it suits him.
00:59:46It really suits him.
00:59:49What?
00:59:50It suits him.
00:59:51Kano Miyauchi suits him.
00:59:55It suits him!
00:59:57It suits him!
00:59:58It really suits him!
00:59:59It's bad.
01:00:00It's very cool.
01:00:07It's a one-time commercial!
01:00:09It's a one-time commercial!
01:00:11It's a one-time commercial.
01:00:15Oh
01:00:45This is
01:00:48What he don't do on this kiddo, but I'm gonna have to admit I'm on that
01:00:53No, how's the single anaconda?
01:00:55Come on. I can't you know the reason why you do me not?
01:01:04No, but when I was high, I'm not
01:01:07Get close to that not today. I think go man. How do you feel?
01:01:11Hi demo, so no, it's kind of done. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:01:17Don't let me come to a certain a got to go. Don't know joke. Oh, they won't like it at all. I got done this
01:01:22Oh, they won't put the C. No, how do you mean?
01:01:25I'll be sure to just a little cut that that I know nico got a little more to see that I could not
01:01:30Just a little son took you need you got my coat
01:01:33and I did that I had to meet that I don't know that
01:01:37It
01:01:44You know
01:01:46We're nice. I got all of you
01:01:49Look at you. No. Take it. You said to create a more negative on a kill you still can't eat
01:01:53I don't know what they're not. I know that I already know it. I didn't do it. I'm not going to
01:01:59Oh
01:02:29They were kind of sweet way to come in trouble for all the time. I'm a sad
01:02:35Yeah, they thought it was a
01:02:38scarlet they don't you know?
01:02:40That was good. I read that he put I got what they don't know what to do though. Come on. You know, I got BS day. I don't
01:02:47miss
01:02:49It's always got a booty. Tell me don't know me there. No, I think I'm gonna pull over
01:02:59Come on, buddy. Let's go to the dog. Yeah, I see what he's on not to get out don't don't knock
01:03:05Come on, how's the single? I knocked on the
01:03:10You met a woman. I'm eating. I think you need to go to see you
01:03:15Come on, I don't want to stay there. Oh, don't hold on you. Oh, gee. I don't know what you're gonna go. It's not there. I don't eat it
01:03:21I
01:03:51Don't know
01:04:21Honey, what are we done now?
01:04:31I'm going to do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it
01:04:41But you're talking about one night, but when I'm gonna hang right my knee, okay, so you know she's gonna smash it
01:04:48Hi, I'm pretty good. I suppose. I'm cut it to stop it. Yeah, I mean, I
01:04:52Supposed to be a ticket. I don't know. I'm gonna know it's not gonna happen
01:04:55Sensei, I'm all about it. We've got to stick on Sato there, but I thought that you know, I'm gonna come to see what I'm saying
01:05:01You've got that. Do you think I got it? You've got it. You need to get up. So don't say that was just a little
01:05:17I
01:05:30Think we should
01:05:38Put our in
01:05:40Come on
01:05:45Put it on a nice mouse. Hi. Thank you. What you know it's not there. No, no, no present. Oh, yeah. I mean, I don't do it
01:05:51I don't know
01:05:54Yeah, I don't know
01:05:57What does she got Suki? What's she not? Oh, no, no, it's all but they couldn't
01:06:02It's good. What are you gonna do?
01:06:04Got you to get up to you that I'm gonna say I know you know, so they're trying to avoid it
01:06:08They have to clear no government equal it
01:06:12Look you did it. Oh, yeah. So why so they got a
01:06:16Little to go with all that you tell you what I'm gonna do
01:06:20So you go to London? That's not so much. Go. Sorry not today. So you're sorry not to go
01:06:25I don't know. No, no, no
01:06:27I
01:06:57Mean
01:07:27I
01:07:29I
01:07:51Thought it was your thought
01:07:54Mike
01:07:56Mike unkara what a scene that he got
01:07:58What is it?
01:08:03He's not gonna
01:08:05Knock you know what it's not good or not. What was your name? I don't know. I'm gonna tell you
01:08:10I know just a little
01:08:13Psycho, she must
01:08:16Imagine it'll happen. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
01:08:28I
01:08:58Must be my own agenda
01:09:01Kareta no de I so they want to know you didn't do it. So need to do that. Oh, I mean you don't know what I'm
01:09:07Ready to stop
01:09:08What is that Makoto knee? I don't know. What's up, sir?
01:09:13Soda come up on my ass on the shock you can do it. You need to
01:09:18Come on, Saki. No, it's there. What's up?
01:09:21No, you need to see
01:09:23Hush, can you
01:09:25Yeah, what's going on this time?
01:09:32That's not a shock. I stucco guy didn't get it. Oh no come on. That's no come on
01:09:37Yeah, I don't know what they're doing. Oh, I'm gonna come on. Oh, hey
01:09:41so
01:09:43Oh, no, but I need
01:09:46but I
01:09:55Know
01:10:02Okay, Kusan got into a station, I thought
01:10:06Cora much better. That's your discount. Okay. God. I guess got my Saki. Nika. Kiota sonosugata
01:10:13Thank you, Mr. Amos
01:10:17Sorry, Karan and the Kashuku joke on the sugar out of the Nimoyo sign on my steak
01:10:23I know
01:10:25You got that I come to a study this shock is a Kimo Senka. Yeah, you do that. It's a sort that I'm
01:10:33Coming I took that
01:10:35Misaka, I'm not good. It could go to Kodak. Oh, man
01:10:43Posted a sentence. Yeah, I'm gonna say what I said. Yeah, I can't go
01:10:47I
01:11:17Ah, nice to meet you!
01:11:20Nice to meet you too!
01:11:21I'm so glad you got married!
01:11:24So, what do you want to ask me?
01:11:28What do you like the most?
01:11:32I love you as a whole.
01:11:34Really?
01:11:36What do you think of my dad jokes?
01:11:40I still think they're cute.
01:11:44That's right!
01:11:45I don't want to get married when I'm 56 years old!
01:11:49You're 21 years old?
01:11:51That's right.
01:11:53My name is Kano.
01:11:56What do you think I'm called?
01:11:58What?
01:11:59Kuzu-otoko.
01:12:00Why?
01:12:03Kuzu-otoko?
01:12:05I'm shocked!
01:12:09Give me a hint!
01:12:10Give me a hint!
01:12:13Baymax?
01:12:20Pinocchio?
01:12:27Pooh-san?
01:12:28That's right!
01:12:30You call me Pooh-san?
01:12:32Yes, I'm Pooh-san.
01:12:34I have a question.
01:12:36You know your ex-wife, don't you?
01:12:39I know her.
01:12:40Isn't she scary?
01:12:41She's scary!
01:12:47We don't get along.
01:12:49She's scary.
01:12:51Everyone knows that.
01:12:53I thought it would be okay if I got angry.
01:12:56Even if you get angry?
01:12:57No matter how angry she is, she's still cute.
01:13:00Even if she gets angry, she's still cute.
01:13:04She's calm.
01:13:05She's calm.
01:13:06She's calm.
01:13:10You know, um...
01:13:12Hey, you!
01:13:14Hey, you!
01:13:16Don't get mad!
01:13:18Did you eat her cooking?
01:13:21She's a fisherman.
01:13:23A fisherman?
01:13:24She's a professional.
01:13:25Her wife?
01:13:26She's a professional.
01:13:27She's a cook.
01:13:28She can cook.
01:13:29She can cook?
01:13:30She can cook?
01:13:31Yes, that's right.
01:13:32I'm so happy.
01:13:34I'm so happy!
01:13:35I'm so excited!
01:13:36That's wonderful!
01:13:37You're a housewife, aren't you?
01:13:38Yes, I am.
01:13:39That's wonderful!
01:13:40That's wonderful!
01:13:41I know you're not a mother,
01:13:42but were your father and mother okay with Mio being married?
01:13:43I was against it at first,
01:13:44but now my mother is.
01:13:45Are you two close?
01:13:46I see, you're close in age.
01:13:47Yes, she's closer than me.
01:13:48She's closer than me.
01:13:49Oh, I see.
01:13:50That's cool.
01:13:51That's cool.
01:13:52Thank you very much.
01:13:53Thank you very much.
01:13:54Thank you very much.
01:13:55Thank you very much.
01:13:56She's late, too.
01:13:57Thank you very much.
01:13:58Thank you very much.
01:13:59Yes, he is closer to me than I am.
01:14:01Oh, I see.
01:14:02It's very different.
01:14:04It's amazing that you can remarry at the age of 61.
01:14:07You're amazing.
01:14:09You want to have another match, don't you?
01:14:12I'm not divorced.