SHAM BATTLE SHENANIGANS
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00:26Notre sponsor, Dunker's Donuts, est heureux de présenter Private Gandy de l'armée bleue,
00:32qui nous racontera ses expériences dans les derniers jeux de guerre.
00:35Private Gandy.
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00:40Merci.
00:41Eh bien, c'était de cette façon.
00:44L'autre dimanche, j'étais en manoeuvre avec mon bon ami le sergent.
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00:55Take it easy.
00:57Cut it out.
00:59Hey!
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01:17So far, so good.
01:20Now there's the green army, 50,000 men.
01:23And here we are, the blue army, 50,000 men.
01:27Where? I don't see anybody.
01:30Oh, use your imagination.
01:34Now here's the bridge.
01:35And here's the town of Castor Oil.
01:38I'll take the bridge.
01:39You take Castor Oil.
01:42But I don't like Castor Oil.
01:44You gotta take it.
01:46This is war.
01:49Attention.
01:51Mount horses.
01:52Charge.
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02:12Hold it.
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02:32I got him, Sarge.
02:34Good.
02:35Now you got two stripes.
02:37Would you like to try for four?
02:39Yes.
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03:01They got me.
03:03Who got you?
03:05I can't tell you.
03:06I'm supposed to be dead.
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03:12Do something.
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03:20What are you doing now?
03:22I'm gonna bury him.
03:24Oh!
03:25And now a word from our sponsor.
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03:37And now back to the battlefield with Private Gandy.
03:41The next day we started out with 5,000 men.
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03:58Look, we just lost 5,000 men.
04:01They can't do that to us.
04:03Open fire.
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04:07Not there.
04:08Up there.
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04:13Prepare for attack.
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04:25It's a gas attack.
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04:40We gotta blow up the bridge.
04:42Give me the dynamite.
04:44What dynamite?
04:46Give it to me.
04:48Here, light it.
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04:54Boom!
04:55Boom!
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05:00There's something screwy about this.
05:02Boom!
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05:07Look out, here they come.
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05:32What are you running for?
05:34It's my Aunt Mary.
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05:42We surround.
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06:04What do we do now?
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06:18Good night.
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