Season 1 | show | 2021| S1 | Official Trailer | dHNzX0lPTDBqU0xXaDMw
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00:00Alright, we're going to knock out this Kickstarter video that, why are we, is that us on the
00:06feed?
00:07Yep.
00:08Why?
00:09Yep.
00:10Oh god.
00:11Oh god, no.
00:12No!
00:13It's happening again.
00:14Hello America, and not yet America, shh, your time is coming.
00:19I'm market tested Matt Vansel, and this is the Liberty Cabbage Kickstarter video, or
00:25some crap.
00:26That's not in the script.
00:28You know what else isn't in the script?
00:29The Constitution.
00:30Alright, put your pitching pants on, because here comes the gravy.
00:35Imagine a new show by the creators of JourneyQuest, The Gamers, and Christian Doyle's Intervention
00:40Bloopers 2 through 6.
00:42And now, imagine they play twisted versions of themselves producing that show.
00:47And now, imagine the pilot for Misery averages below.
00:51Boom!
00:52There it is.
00:53Go watch it.
00:54Or don't.
00:55I get paid either way.
00:56Look, I'm only doing this because Matt trapped my soul in that CCG game.
01:00And it's this, or play it to get out.
01:02I'm not playing anything, E-Rogue.
01:04And we're back.
01:05Well, what'd you think?
01:08I don't care.
01:09Now, imagine the campaign for Slippery Privilege is all stretch goals.
01:13Hit the initial ass, you get three episodes.
01:15Hit the next stretch goal, you get four.
01:17Hit the next one, I've lost count.
01:19And I'm not redoing this take.
01:21Man, he has got you down.
01:24Does not.
01:25Oh, he does.
01:27If that's not enough to whet your ass, check this out.
01:32If we hit the final stretch goal, unsexy Matt Vancell will write and direct a new Humans
01:39and Household adventure for this season.
01:41Whoa, wait, what?
01:42No.
01:43I'm not doing that.
01:45No takebacks.
01:46Isn't that right, Focus Group Ben Dobbins?
01:49That is correct, Not Matthew.
01:51It's on the internet now.
01:54Ha, ha.
01:56Lime?
01:57Ha!
01:58Ha!
01:59Thus ends the mystery sausage indie fun spark campaign my Uber's already here.
02:04Pledge today.
02:05Well, no, if you don't.
02:21Oh, pity.
02:24And bring us home.
02:28Good night, folks.