Entry for the Michael Rosen 78th Birthday Collab: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN9pWINZc60
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00:00I'm Michael Rosen, and I can't read, and I'd like to read you a little Rosen, and I'm frozen,
00:08and I'd like to nuke the French countryside, and I'd like to read you a little sexy section
00:13from my new book, The Incredible Erection of Gaston, and it's very hard, which has been
00:20beautifully illustrated. Read this, there's pictures. Now, Gaston loves his homo friend
00:26but he longs to put his dick inside Belle, the French cunt. Now remember, it's Gaston
00:33who has Remember.
00:56I got up to go in search of the beach.
00:58I put my head up my arse.
01:01Everything smelt.
01:05Cringy noise in the arse.
01:07I looked down and I could see that it was Sonic the Hedgehog.
01:13He farted again.
01:16Did you just fart again?
01:18No, he said.
01:20He sounded sus this time.
01:21I did not.
01:22I snorted cocaine.
01:25That's what I do.
01:26I snort cocaine.
01:27How do you think you're going to get bitches in your dick with your yee-yee arse haircut?
01:31Won't you be a bit lonely?
01:37I paused for a moment.
01:42I don't suppose so.
01:43I said, I mean, I don't suppose so.
01:46I said, I don't suppose so.
01:48Well.
01:49Well.
01:50Well.
01:51Well.
01:52Well.
01:53Well.
01:54I don't want to go on any kind of long journey and I certainly don't want to go to town on
01:58any kind of long jonks and I certainly don't want some old beach full of sand.
02:03But.
02:05But.
02:06But.
02:07I was just about to say I might fart.
02:10When I looked into his arse.
02:13He was actually...
02:14He was actually begging me to fart.
02:18He couldn't say that he really, REALLY wanted to come because, mostly, he just...
02:26Shit.
02:27Do you know what I said?
02:29It would be great if you came inside me.
02:32As we walk along, we can sing along,
02:34we can suck along Shlong,
02:36and look out for sings,
02:37are you good at looking out for duthings?
02:39Ooh!
02:40I'm terrueast.
02:41Oh, I said that's very useful.
02:43I was glad that I thought that it was a good idea to bring bombs with me.