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00:00Ah, engagement party tonight.
00:02It's a little bit late notice, but...
00:04Party, yeah? Mm-hmm.
00:05You do know the girls are going to be well-old.
00:08Oi! Less of the old, thanks.
00:09And lesbian.
00:10Erm, not all of them.
00:12See? Just the pretty ones.
00:14See?
00:21That's stuff on my behalf.
00:23Well, it's not every day a girl gets engaged.
00:26And to my beautiful fiancée.
00:29Mm-hmm.
00:32Oi! I made you my special salad cream omelettes, Arnie.
00:35Yeah, we know. Why do you think we're in here?
00:37Yeah, it's bad enough I've got a dodgy kidney.
00:39Thank you. There'll be extra ketchup in this one.
00:41Thanks. Right, yeah.
00:43Dionysus, school.
00:46Right, who's next on the list?
00:54My ex-wife, Nicola.
00:55I can't stand even being in the same room with her.
00:58But to see her shack up with someone else,
01:01that's a tough one.
01:06It's like he's a free woman.
01:09Oh, come on, you've got to come.
01:12I'm not sure my liver could keep up
01:13for lesbian engagement party.
01:15Just get there.
01:18Are you sure you should be working, Mum?
01:21Well, we've got bills to pay and...
01:23Hey, will you just tell me what you've done?
01:26I'm not telling you.
01:27Just tell us why.
01:28Hey, erm, I've laid on a surprise tonight
01:31for the engagement party.
01:35And we've kicked about our ears.
01:36Did you like them?
01:37Remember, you guys made a truce, you know.
01:46I hope it goes really well.
01:48Yeah.
01:49Yeah.
01:50Of course you do.
01:53What was that about a truce?
01:56See you two tonight?
01:59Me, miss the party?
02:01Never.
02:09You know, I admire our engagement.
02:12It's much more formal.
02:14Both our families.
02:16I gave Sookie a ring.
02:17I gave Sookie a ring.
02:21Grandad fed me sweets.
02:23Let's not dwell on that yet.
02:27Those were happy years, but the early ones.
02:30You know, our first baby, Kirit, was a blessing.
02:34And then Jagveer, Ashneet, you.
02:38There's something about a little child.
02:42I don't think we've ever been closer.
02:43Yeah, well, this time it's going to be different for her.
02:48I miss those years with your dad.
02:50Because of my stubbornness.
02:52I miss them with you.
02:54With Avani.
02:58With all those chances.
02:59The two of us.
03:03As a tiny grandchild.
03:08Bring her so much joy.
03:13To bring us closer.
03:15She's got Eve now.
03:18I need you to do something for me.
03:24I've got it all set up now.
03:26I know, but they just called out of the blue.
03:28You seriously booked Heavy Metal Band?
03:29Yeah.
03:30You're not seeing Sookie's air guitar.
03:32Yeah, but they've now cancelled.
03:33I think you'd be my best mariah.
03:36Right, okay.
03:37When I said music to make the ears bleed,
03:40I wasn't talking about the high notes.
03:41Look, well, I'm now a Black Sabbath tribute act.
03:43That's in your book.
03:44This is like one of Rocky's stories.
03:46Er, that's a retrospective.
03:47Yeah, well, that's one word for it.
03:49Well, no, no story here.
03:50They just owe me a favour.
03:52Well, he's got a sad face.
03:53Yeah.
03:54Colin.
03:56Okay.
03:57I need a drink.
03:59If this goes wrong...
04:03Well, don't anyone ever say thank you around here?
04:12Fooling her to be.
04:15What was that I thought dropped out?
04:17It's, er...
04:17Damien's real hair, is it?
04:19It's not even going to be the real voice of Arnie, so...
04:21You should have gone with Mariah.
04:22Right, anyone else got an opinion on the entertainment?
04:25Mum?
04:27You better be free tomorrow.
04:28What, she said yes?
04:29I do.
04:30I think they'll still be in bed with hangovers.
04:32Well, we should have all three of your grandchildren in one place.
04:36Ty's coming down?
04:38Jack's his kid.
04:40You're getting under my inheritance.
04:42Arnie.
04:43How did you, erm...
04:44She doesn't exactly know he'll be spending time with you, but...
04:47I just thought, if not now,
04:50will he ever get to see us together?
04:55I'm not stopping.
04:57Happy engagement.