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00:05:09What's your name?
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00:05:34Talking might be nice. I mean we could do other things. You're hard-speeding quickly
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00:07:54Wait hold on okay. I'm holding on
00:08:03Now listen to me
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00:08:11That's all that matters
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00:08:16To be here with me right now
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00:11:39And now it's time for episode
00:11:44225 of Alexander's
00:11:46Church of
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00:11:51Watch in horror as we reveal ghosts
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00:12:07Welcome to Alexander's Church of chills episode 225
00:12:12Alexander Jarvis here along with my grizzly gals
00:12:16Edwina and
00:12:20Juniper click like subscribe join our patreon page
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00:12:26this episode death in the rat house and
00:12:32Haunted baby hands in Evermount Hospital
00:12:34And
00:12:36The man who ate his family with recipes. It's Church of
00:12:43chill
00:12:48Okay, and cut want to do another one
00:12:52Why for safety? Maybe we can make it better
00:12:57Seriously
00:12:59Who do I look like to you Stanley Kubrick
00:13:02No
00:13:03Not even slightly
00:13:05Thank God
00:13:06All right, finish it up send it out. You check the feed. I'm gonna start work on 226
00:13:15After I take a piss that's how I roll
00:13:21Well, good luck
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00:13:32Okay girls ready, yeah. All right, let's get this down. All right. Okay, do you start recording?
00:13:42Okay, this is Church of chills episode 226 segment 3 pre-recorded rehearsal the vile vivisectionist
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00:13:53The
00:13:56Next terrifying tidbit straight out of Victorian history is called
00:14:01Dr. Jonas hope the vile vivisectionist of st. Pancras Hospital
00:14:06Back then doctors didn't know that they needed to wash their hands before surgery and the most well-known butcher. I
00:14:14Mean surgeon was dr. Jonas hope
00:14:17This
00:14:22Guy loved nothing better than spending his days chopping off poor people's arms and legs. Well, everybody needs a hobby
00:14:29but then one day a
00:14:32Patient came in who had been freshly crushed under a falling brick wall. Oops. I'll say
00:14:38The doctor proceeds to cut off both of this poor guy's arms and legs, of course without benefit of anesthesia
00:14:47and he survives and
00:14:48Then a demented light dawns on the doctor. Okay, hold on. Hold on
00:14:55Cut cut cut. Oh, come Jesus Christ. Stop recording Juni
00:15:02First of all, I am the only one who gets to call cut here. That's not true. I call cut all the time
00:15:10Yeah
00:15:12Yeah, you sure do but you're not supposed to all right the director calls cut the director me
00:15:18I'm the director and guess what?
00:15:20The director calls cut really since when since when since always that's the rule the director calls cut
00:15:27No, she means since when are you?
00:15:30is
00:15:31this
00:15:33What you're doing here. Does this make you the director?
00:15:37That is what you mean, isn't it Juni well
00:15:40Actually, I was referring to the general role of a director, but sure. Yeah, whatever. Let's go with that
00:15:46Okay. Well, why don't we go with my interpretation of your remarks? No, no
00:15:49No
00:15:49how about we go with the fact that I created the show and my name is on Alex and the fact that you two you work
00:15:56For me and I am the director and I'm the one who gets to call cut Alex what?
00:16:02Why don't you just ask Eddie why she called cut because I know why Eddie called cut really yeah
00:16:10You want to bet on that?
00:16:12What are you willing to bet hmm light of my life
00:16:17The criterion and collection of your Jess Franco DVDs, are you kidding me? I wouldn't bet that
00:16:23Okay, so how about this no more calling cut
00:16:27For this episode
00:16:31Deal okay, great. What happens if I win you girls can have everything I own
00:16:38Okay, no, no wait, that's a trick you don't actually own anything you fucker
00:16:44Okay. So what then you've got to be nice to us
00:16:48Wait for how long forever seriously a week
00:16:59Okay, but just hold on a second, okay
00:17:18What
00:17:23Is this that is why Eddie called cut
00:17:28You're an independent arbiter smile when you call me that stranger
00:17:36You may proceed
00:17:39Finally thank you. I
00:17:41I
00:17:43Wanted to point out that there are around two paragraphs missing about how patients were treated in those wards
00:17:48That was all great stuff. Yeah. Yeah, it really is as
00:17:52Indeed all of your stuff is Eddie. You're brilliant
00:17:56but
00:17:57The show it's coming in long and it's got to come in on time and one of us has to be an adult here
00:18:03Right and and you my love
00:18:06You don't make cuts
00:18:09Junie, please
00:18:17Eddie's going to bitch about the ward material being cut
00:18:21There it is so much for having to be nice to you two bitches
00:18:28Don't give me that sourpuss look Eddie now, let's reset for take two
00:18:34Without any calling cuts
00:18:38I
00:19:08I
00:19:23Alexander's Church
00:19:29The next terrifying tidbit straight out of Victorian history is called
00:19:34Dr. Jonas hope the vile vivisection is sustained pancreas hospital
00:19:39See back then doctors didn't understand that they needed to wash their hands before surgery and the most infamous
00:19:47butcher
00:19:50Surgeon was dr. Jonas hope this guy loved nothing better than chopping off poor people's arms and legs
00:19:57Well, everybody needs a hobby
00:19:59One day a patient had come in who had been crushed by a falling brick wall. Oops, I'll say Oh
00:20:08Dr. Jonas proceeded to cut off both of this poor guy's arms and legs
00:20:14of course without benefit of anesthesia and he survives and
00:20:20then
00:20:21suddenly a
00:20:24Demented light dawned on the doctor
00:20:26He began to wonder just how much he could remove from a human being and have that patient survive
00:20:36He had plenty of raw material a
00:20:39hospital full of it
00:20:42The good doctor selected patients to bring to his a special ward
00:20:47downstairs in his basement where he conducted his
00:20:50Diabolical experiments and asked for the screams. Well, there were always screams coming from st. Pancras
00:20:57But all good things and some horrible ones come to an end
00:21:01About ten years later some busybodies started to ask questions and when they went to ask dr. Hope these questions he
00:21:11Disappeared so they cut the heavy locks of that door and headed down into that basement and what did they find down there?
00:21:19at first
00:21:21What they found didn't seem to be living at all. Let alone human
00:21:26They more resembled
00:21:30Lines of
00:21:31Damp leather bags with tubes coming from them leading to bottles tubes to bring in food and remove waste
00:21:38What were in those sacks?
00:21:40just a brain
00:21:42bits of skull but no jaw
00:21:46No tongue
00:21:48No eyes
00:21:49No ears
00:21:51No skeleton
00:21:53No muscles
00:21:55Just a few essential organs laced together. God knows what those brains were thinking. Oh and
00:22:01the doctor succeeded no less than
00:22:0633 times
00:22:10But what about dr. Hope where was he as
00:22:13It turns out dr. Hope had been using a cesspit to dispose of his discarded limbs
00:22:19When searchers closed in he'd attempted to use it as an escape route. He didn't get very far
00:22:26They found him down there
00:22:28What was left of him?
00:22:30And of course, they couldn't explain the condition of the doctor's body the fact that it appeared as if it had been torn
00:22:40Beaten strangled
00:22:43And
00:22:45by many
00:22:47groping hands
00:22:49Nor could anyone explain the look of stark terror on dr. Hope's face
00:22:54Oh
00:23:12What's the word that sounds like repugnant but it means you don't want to um, you know
00:23:21Reprehensible
00:23:24Three and I would have thought of it, but thank you
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00:24:20Hey Alex what
00:24:23Take a look at this. There's a video that's got over half a million hits since yesterday and growing
00:24:34Yeah
00:24:36Good for them. Yours truly is not in the market of sending traffic to somebody else's bullshit website
00:24:42Yeah, we've got our own bullshit website to worry about
00:24:45Okay
00:24:50He's got good taste though, she is cute
00:24:54What?
00:24:56We never put up anything. That's fake
00:24:59Of course we do
00:25:00Bigfoot found alien footage all that shit is fake. So this this is different
00:25:06It's viral marketing you can tell oh
00:25:14Yeah, see there
00:25:16How convenient the name of the dumbass S&M Club right there for everybody to see a drink a blowjob and I'm Moita
00:25:25How scary
00:25:28You ever been to one of these clubs Juni seriously, it's it's like
00:25:33Trying to go to a nude beach you expect
00:25:36sports illustrated, but you get
00:25:40No people like me
00:25:42Yeah
00:25:45Yeah, thanks
00:25:47Point is that's fucking staged. We could use some of those nice juicy hits
00:25:52I'm telling you that this sort of thing flows the other way. It sucks our viewers to them. Not the other way around
00:25:58Now sugar pie honey bunch. Can we please get back to work?
00:26:04And don't give me that sourpuss look
00:26:14You
00:26:44You
00:27:15Oh
00:27:23What Eddie go get Alex I need to go get Alex he's asleep what's going on
00:27:33Sleep what's going on?
00:27:35Oh
00:27:43Is this life
00:27:46Alex
00:27:49Alex get down here Alex wake up
00:27:58Jesus fucking Christ
00:28:01How many fucking times have I told you to stop doing that
00:28:05Be nice fuck. Oh
00:28:08What a piece of work is man
00:28:13how noble in reason how infinite in faculty in
00:28:19form and movement how it's
00:28:23Enough
00:28:25Enough
00:28:27What guys guys Alex come here?
00:28:30Hellfire house is live-streaming again. Are you fucking kidding me? That's why you woke me up. Just watch
00:29:00You
00:29:25Well, this one's an RE
00:29:31I
00:29:33Must be giving him some sort of hypnotic drug. Oh, so you don't think it's actually his blood
00:29:43Look I don't know what this is
00:29:45So you don't think this is a real-life honest-to-gosh vampire live-streaming his killings Alex
00:29:51There doesn't have to be a real-life vampire for killings. Oh, okay
00:29:55Yeah, that makes sense all the stuff where he's turning into a vampire that's fake but all the stuff where he's killing these chicks
00:30:01That's real. That's what you believe seriously. I
00:30:04Don't know Alex. There's something about this
00:30:25You
00:30:50Interesting always surprises
00:30:55I'm impressed
00:30:58Usually when a woman marks yourself in this way
00:31:02Cab is a flash quite overwhelms
00:31:07The illustration
00:31:15These
00:31:19Are quite lovely
00:31:21Do you have any tattoos
00:31:52I
00:31:56Can wind it back what the part where he's biting her wind it back. I want to see what I want to see. Yeah
00:32:09Did you catch it catch what just slightly
00:32:21Jesus Christ Alex, what the fuck? Yeah, this is getting weird even for you. Just wait a second. Okay, fuck
00:32:32There
00:32:35You see it see what it's her jugular
00:32:40No
00:32:41No, okay
00:32:43The jugular is a vein in the neck right here
00:32:46What you're probably thinking of is the exterior carotid arteries which are year-in-year in the neck
00:32:53But this
00:32:56That's the axillary artery
00:32:59It
00:33:00Runs under the collarbone provides blood to the shoulder in the arm
00:33:05He's never gonna let us forget that. He took a year of med school
00:33:09Two and a half get it straight. Okay, so whatever the fuck this
00:33:14Monetary axillary axillary artery. Okay axillary artery. So so
00:33:22Why bother if this is just viral marketing?
00:33:27Why bother with this obscure anatomical detail
00:33:31It makes more sense
00:33:33Dramatically just go for the throat
00:33:35okay, so
00:33:38Doesn't that mean that somehow or other this is all real
00:33:44Yeah
00:33:48Yes, it does
00:33:52Fuck
00:33:54Okay, so what do we do about it
00:34:00We're gonna air it
00:34:03In the next show
00:34:13You
00:34:15You
00:34:42And now it's time
00:34:45for Alexander's
00:34:47Church
00:35:03What is the point of this nonsense just watch my
00:35:10How did this happen these tabloids
00:35:15How did they find us, I don't know I can't seem to track them down
00:35:21Keep themselves hidden
00:35:23Just as we do no
00:35:27Not as we do
00:35:31They're close
00:35:45Oh
00:36:03In case you were wondering the two carnage house streams they're both over 3.5 million hits go figure
00:36:10Jesus take a look at these numbers
00:36:12Seven hundred eighty thousand seven hundred ninety thousand. Well, I scored that high. That's not them mastermind. This is us
00:36:19Are you kidding me?
00:36:21Hey guys
00:36:22Take a look at this found another one another one. What another carnage house killing. This one's different
00:36:29What do you mean different how it's old?
00:36:32It's gotta be the first one
00:36:34look
00:36:35Okay, see one and two. They're both over a million hits
00:36:39This one only got seven
00:36:43Why would they pull that back? It must be some
00:36:46some kind of rehearsal
00:36:49maybe it wasn't meant for streaming or maybe something went wrong or
00:36:57Okay, well that seems to be everything on the punch list
00:37:05We should check the mirrors, of course
00:37:12Oh
00:37:26The new sign isn't in place
00:37:29Well, there's something there
00:37:31quirr
00:37:34Quirrheim yes, it's the name of the home
00:37:38That's an old word. It means
00:37:41House of blood. Oh
00:37:46Not my blood blood of my family
00:37:54Right
00:37:57Excuse me
00:38:00Okay, well it seems that everything's in order so it seems
00:38:03We'll rough around the edges yet see its final form starting to peek through its
00:38:11chrysalis
00:38:14Now, well, yes, I suppose
00:38:19Okay, well that is everything
00:38:28What was I thinking yeah, I'm Simon deed
00:38:34Is this completely necessary
00:38:55Okay
00:38:56Well, I think that's everything then so I'm gonna
00:39:01Get going can't be leaving yet. We have to christen the place. Oh
00:39:09No, no, I really I don't have time for that please
00:39:28Well
00:39:30To extraordinary things, yeah to extraordinary things
00:40:00Oh
00:40:11Wow, that is strong stuff
00:40:17Yes, well I found it necessary
00:40:21Necessary necessary for creating a connection between us
00:40:26Don't you feel
00:40:29Connection between us, you know, I I
00:40:33Well, I I really should I got it. I had to go. Oh
00:40:38That would be a terrible waste
00:40:41Wouldn't you agree?
00:40:44There we are
00:40:48So much finer you appear without those rags wrapped around you a
00:40:55sacrifice perfect for the gods
00:40:58Ready to be laid on the altar
00:41:06This was all meant to be
00:41:27Oh
00:41:58Oh
00:42:08Jesus some fucking rehearsal
00:42:27I
00:42:29Have heard that name before it's some big old stately home or something, isn't it beats me
00:42:35Oh
00:42:52You'll find that your machines no longer work for now, what the hell
00:43:00Oh
00:43:04He's right, yes, I am so do I have your attention now, mr. Jarvis
00:43:13Ladies shit Alex if he knows our names, okay
00:43:21You have our attention
00:43:24What can we do for you what you can do for me I was thinking more along the lines of what you've done
00:43:32to me by making public what I've chosen to keep private I
00:43:38Suspect you have no idea to what extent your thoughtlessness has inconvenienced me. What do you mean? We made public?
00:43:47You live stream your thing to hundreds of thousands of people
00:43:52Don't like that cigarette
00:43:54In fact, I want you to stop smoking altogether
00:43:58It's a sordid habit a habit of weak men
00:44:02And it pollutes the body
00:44:05Dude, it's just a cigarette
00:44:14Okay, I'm sorry
00:44:17Mr. Jarvis, I plant my seeds very cautiously
00:44:21That's why no one outside of my circle knows about us. There is until now
00:44:28because of you
00:44:30You've chosen to imprudently scatter those seeds to the wind. I'm sorry. I I didn't understand. I
00:44:38Don't understand. I don't suppose you're willing to share why you want to do this seed scattering
00:44:47I
00:45:05Don't threaten people
00:45:07If I considered you a danger to me, you would never have seen me coming
00:45:13Then I don't know what to explain or
00:45:18Just I
00:45:21Don't know. Um, yeah, I guess I'm done. I mean I'm done. I'm done guessing
00:45:30Renfield
00:45:32Jenny what I'm afraid I didn't quite catch that young lady
00:45:37Um
00:45:40Renfield is a character in the novel Dracula
00:45:45It's enough yes, I'm familiar with the work
00:45:50Renfield is
00:45:52How would you describe him?
00:45:55the groveling lunatic
00:45:58servant of the vampire I
00:46:01thought that
00:46:03Maybe you thought about us
00:46:06Like that you're not far from wrong this cool
00:46:10but upon examination
00:46:12It's obvious to me that you're all thoroughly trivial creatures
00:46:18not even useful to me as
00:46:22Renfields as you put it
00:46:25Of course
00:46:28You agree
00:46:30Don't you I
00:46:33Don't know don't you? Yes
00:46:43Yes, I agree I mean I I can see exactly
00:46:59They're gone
00:47:02Sunlight shit, that's why he's gone for now
00:47:27Alex
00:47:30Alex
00:47:32Well, so what the fuck do we do now
00:47:39I'll tell you what we're gonna do
00:47:41the footage of the contractor lady
00:47:44We air it tonight. Are you fucking crazy?
00:47:47Haven't we pissed him off enough? Well, he obviously didn't want it aired
00:47:51There's clearly something on there that he didn't want anyone to see so we're gonna let people see it
00:47:56Seriously Alex, you're fucking mental Juniper. What are you doing? What does it look like? I'm doing Alex
00:48:02You really think you're gonna be able to outrun this guy if he wants to find you
00:48:06I think I have a better chance of outrunning him if I fucking run
00:48:09God, damn it. Where are my shoes?
00:48:12Shoes, can you please just calm down?
00:48:17Okay
00:48:21Alex I
00:48:23Want my money? I need my money
00:48:25Jesus Junie, we didn't even discuss the bullshit. You always said we were equal partners in this we have money
00:48:32I'm dissolving the partnership. I
00:48:35Need whatever part of the share that is mine. Okay, so go get that cash box Alex. I
00:48:40Need my money
00:48:43Junie can we just talk talk about what?
00:48:46Fine Eddie fine. Yeah, go ahead. Talk. Talk about what I just don't think that that's right
00:48:53There's nothing to talk about
00:48:57Enough go get the cash box Alex Alex
00:49:07Fine
00:49:16Seriously Alex you keep the key in the lock. What do you want from me? I would have lost it. Hurry up
00:49:22Hey, I
00:49:25Don't have time for this
00:49:27We don't have time for this
00:49:31Shit I didn't realize how broke we were seriously. Take a look around
00:49:36I've been fine. Okay, $850. That's my share. I'm taking it
00:49:44Junie please Junie wait
00:49:52I
00:49:59Alex
00:50:09Take care
00:50:17I love you guys
00:50:20Just do yourselves a favor and run
00:50:38Eddie
00:50:41So
00:50:45So
00:50:48So we do what I fucking said, okay
00:50:50We air it tonight and we try to figure out why the fuck he didn't want anyone to see it and shit
00:50:56I don't know. I don't know what the fuck else. I'm not fucking Van Helsing Eddie. There are no more fucking Van Helsing's Jesus
00:51:01Christ dogs. Why the fuck are you yelling at me?
00:51:04What did I do?
00:51:07What do you want from me? I don't know. I don't know. I'm sorry. Okay. I know it's not your fault, but I'm just
00:51:15I'm just
00:51:16It's crazy
00:51:46You
00:51:59Shit
00:52:06Jesus Christ
00:52:08reading oh
00:52:10Well
00:52:11Sorry, but you scared
00:52:13But I mean you scared me to death
00:52:15I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to creep up on you
00:52:19It's it's okay. I was just wondering if I might be able to help with this. Hey
00:52:28I'm not sure. Oh
00:52:31I'm so sorry. It's always getting tingled up and and everything here. Let me that's
00:52:39It's okay
00:52:41Hmm cry
00:52:44Yes, I'm trying to find local history, hmm
00:52:49I'm sorry. I think I can help you
00:52:54Really yes, I'll be back
00:53:14You
00:53:21Here it is
00:53:24Career I'm vampire Colts. Holy shit. It's here got it
00:53:31Seriously, thanks. I would have never found this on my own. I swear you are a fantastic librarian said I was a librarian
00:53:43I
00:53:47Just stuff like this always happened to me
00:54:13Oh
00:54:39Jesus Christ, sorry
00:54:43Oh
00:54:59Please forgive me
00:55:13I
00:55:43I
00:56:13I
00:56:43I
00:56:45I
00:56:47I
00:57:14Love what you've done with the place
00:57:18What do you got
00:57:30That's the place
00:57:33It was built in 1880 whatever he's doing now. He was trying to do the same thing back then
00:57:38He just couldn't make it work. Wait, what is this book?
00:57:43Death cults through the ages. Let me read this to you
00:57:47This is a quote
00:57:51So speaks senior Artur Valinor of the family Valinor I
00:57:55have labored in the shadows for a very long time to bring forth a great change in the world a
00:58:01Change that will be forged in passion in blood when the final sacrifice is performed before the great convocation of my followers
00:58:10The world of the living will be overthrown and the Lord of the eternal night will rule
00:58:15Here listen to this
00:58:19Multiple reports screams in the night and horrible odors coming from the Kruger Heim mansion
00:58:24crew high mansion
00:58:26Right. That's that big closed-up place out by Regency Park. It's right here in town
00:58:30police conducted a raid in the summer of 1892 in the basement they found the torn decayed and
00:58:38partially devoured remains of over 200 women and children
00:58:41Evidence suggested unholy ritualistic acts conducted both before and after death
00:58:48Lovely
00:58:50No trace was ever found of Valinor or his followers
00:58:54Ownership of the mansion was passed to a single relative who has sealed up the property
00:59:00It has been maintained unoccupied for over a century
00:59:05Alex look at this
00:59:07Don't you see Alex? It's them all three of them. They haven't aged
00:59:14Yeah, I see
00:59:16This is what he's trying to do. It's what he's been trying to do since
00:59:21since back then
00:59:23This motherfucker isn't just looking for blood and tits. He's trying to destroy the whole fucking world
00:59:28I mean, he hasn't had much luck though, right? Cuz it's been what like a hundred and something years
00:59:33Don't you see what he's doing? He needs some
00:59:39Critical mass
00:59:42That's what all this is about look see
00:59:47The stars just right
00:59:50The number of worshippers just right
00:59:53The sacrifices just right the rituals just right
00:59:57The sacrifices just right
00:59:59Just right the sacrifices just right the rituals
01:00:09Jesus Christ Alex don't give me that look
01:00:14Don't tell me you suddenly don't believe it. This is what's happening right now. Okay, right
01:00:20So what are we supposed to do go over there and stake him through the heart? They would kill us in two seconds
01:00:25We can't just let this okay, okay, let's just let's just think about this, okay
01:00:32He didn't want anybody to know this stuff, right
01:00:35To know who he is where he lives what he's trying to do
01:00:39So we do like I said, we put it up and let people see it
01:00:44And and maybe you know, maybe that that screws the whole thing up. It blows up the ritual Alex. No, no, come on
01:00:50We got to get this streaming before sunset. Jesus. I don't know if we have the time. It doesn't matter. It's fine
01:00:55Come on, we'll get it streaming and just let it go. Come on
01:01:17And now it's time for Alexander's Church of
01:01:25chills
01:01:28This is an emergency broadcast
01:01:30Listen, this is Krugerheim built in the 1800s. It has been the scene of
01:01:39Nightmares and murders it still is
01:01:42This man is Arturo Valinor only he's not just a man. He's
01:01:48something else
01:01:50One of the undead a vampire who feeds on human blood
01:01:55He's there right now at Krugerheim and what he was trying to do back then. He is still trying to do right now
01:02:02He's trying to destroy the whole fucking
01:02:06What the hell Alex a feed what happened to the feed? How should I know?
01:02:14It's him
01:02:16Some of you no doubt have been tuning in to mr. Jarvis's
01:02:20Church of chills
01:02:22We here at Krugerheim have been enjoying it all evening
01:02:26but now we have other business to attend to
01:02:31I'm sure all of you
01:02:33Accept our invitation to take part in this
01:02:37Ritual
01:02:51Oh
01:02:55Jesus Alex, do you know how many people are watching this right now? Christ Eddie? I don't think right now's the time for that
01:03:02185
01:03:04187 and that's just us. What the fuck?
01:03:09How did he even know that we were gonna be stripped what are the numbers on his street no good he's locked us out again
01:03:15I
01:03:45Don't know
01:03:57The sacrifice fuck it's Judy. Oh my god. Fuck. What do we do?
01:04:15I
01:04:46Oh my god, what do you want from us? What do I want?
01:04:54What does a cat want with a mouse
01:05:15Oh
01:05:26He's gone
01:05:45Oh
01:05:53What a terrible shame
01:05:57Surveil if you are
01:06:02All five the time truly enjoy
01:06:09They're untouchable
01:06:11I
01:06:41I
01:06:55There's someone down there
01:07:11You
01:07:41You
01:07:47Who's there
01:07:57What I thought I told you to stop smoking I
01:08:05Said
01:08:08Put it out
01:08:11Junie
01:08:18Junie what happened? Are you okay? Yes. I'm quite all right
01:08:25Everything turned out just as I planned I
01:08:29Was worried for some time that you two fools wouldn't play your appointed roles
01:08:35But in the end
01:08:38You perform the final sacrifice
01:08:41Admirably I
01:08:43Don't understand
01:08:46What's going on? Yes, I was worried about that
01:08:51Alex you idiot. It's not Judy
01:08:55What
01:09:10Listen to them the children of the night
01:09:17When music
01:09:24You
01:09:54You
01:10:24You
01:10:54You
01:11:24You
01:11:54You