Michael vs. Donna, 10/66
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00:00This is Granny, the popular star of the zany television series, The Beverly Hillbillies,
00:12Irene Ryan.
00:14And this is my partner, Michael Pollack from Phoenix, Arizona.
00:19This is Colonel Hogan, the wild leader of Hogan's Heroes, hilarious television star,
00:24Bob Crane.
00:25Hi.
00:26This is my partner, Granny's granddaughter from The Beverly Hillbillies, Donna Douglas.
00:30We're all here to play Password.
00:32Yes, it's Password.
00:35Now, here's your host on Password, Ellen Ludden.
00:44Good afternoon.
00:47Good to have you with us.
00:53Hello, Irene.
00:55Howdy.
00:56Howdy.
00:57Hello, Bob.
00:58It's nice being back, Allen, in your jacket.
01:00There's a story there we'll tell you later.
01:02We'll tell you later.
01:03Irene, tell me about Beverly Hillbillies.
01:05Now, oh, no, I don't want to hear about Beverly Hillbillies today.
01:07It's a great show, Wednesday nights, 8.30 to 9.
01:09That's fine.
01:10We know that.
01:11But what about the cookbook?
01:12I want to know about the cookbook.
01:13It's going very well, Allen.
01:14Granny's cookbook.
01:15And I can tell you, you know, the last time I was on your show?
01:18Yes.
01:19I cannot tell you how many fan letters I got asking where to get it.
01:22Yes?
01:23Well, where do you get it?
01:24Naturally, in a bookstore.
01:25You don't go to a hardware store.
01:27That's the best place.
01:28And they have it.
01:29You know, a lot of times they don't have it, but they do have them in the bookstores.
01:32It's published by Prentice Hall.
01:33And I'm delighted it's going so well.
01:35It sells for $3.98.
01:36It's a delightful book.
01:37We don't get the price.
01:38All right.
01:39Michael Pollack, what are your plans for the future?
01:40Michael, I know you're a student.
01:42Well, after I complete my PhD in about three years, I hope,
01:46I plan to teach on the college level and do clinical work in speech and hearing therapy.
01:50Well, I'm delighted you're going to be a teacher.
01:51That's a great career.
01:54All right, young man.
01:55Now, let's see.
01:56How tall are you?
01:58Six feet tall.
01:59And I want to say that quickly, at least now, Alan.
02:02We got all inside jokes here very quickly.
02:04I'm six feet tall, but on Hogan's Heroes, they hire tall Germans, so I look small.
02:08I don't know how to do it.
02:09The jacket here, I had a jacket almost identical with Alan.
02:12We're backstage.
02:13I come out of my dressing room and see, you know, the Bobsy twins.
02:16So he gave me his jacket.
02:18He wasn't about to change because this is his show.
02:20Oh, no.
02:23Well, I had that one on yesterday.
02:30All right.
02:31Well, it's not a bad fit.
02:32It fits.
02:33You look great.
02:34You look fine.
02:35You look fine.
02:36You're very friendly on the Hogan's Heroes set, aren't you?
02:39Oh, let me tell you.
02:40The entire cast on Hogan's Heroes, a marvelous cast.
02:43Werner Klemperer, who plays Commandant Klink, is the only one who supplied his own uniform.
02:52Donna Douglas, let's see.
02:53Is Ellie Mae going to get married this year in Beverly Hillbillies?
02:57Well, not that I know of.
02:59They haven't told you yet?
03:00Well, I still hope, I think.
03:02All right.
03:03We'll all keep hoping for you.
03:04We'll play Password in just a moment.
03:05Here's a word for you.
03:09All right.
03:10We're going to pick up a game we started yesterday.
03:11The score stands 20 points for Irene Ryan, 13 points for dapper Bob Crane.
03:18As they look at the word, we'd like you to see it at home.
03:21The password is curve.
03:23Irene, you can win on this.
03:2510 points.
03:26Give you the game.
03:33What's the match?
03:37Donna.
03:41Mae.
03:42Donna Mae?
03:43No, that's Ellie Mae, but that's not right.
03:46All right.
03:47Nine points.
03:48Bob?
03:49Pitch.
03:53Pitch.
03:55Softball.
03:56Softball.
03:57No, that'd be two words.
04:00Eight points.
04:01Give you the game.
04:02One word.
04:03All right.
04:04That'd be one word, Irene.
04:12Pretty.
04:17Five seconds.
04:18Michael, you have the game.
04:21Beautiful.
04:22Beautiful.
04:23No.
04:24Seven points, Bob.
04:25Figure.
04:26Curve.
04:27Curve.
04:34Softball.
04:35I thought it was two words.
04:3620 to 20.
04:37All right.
04:38Donna, you can win on that.
04:39Michael, you can win on that.
04:40As they look at it, we'd like you to see it.
04:42The password is tomato.
04:4610 points.
04:47Michael, give you the game.
04:51Vegetable.
04:56Potatoes.
04:57Potatoes.
04:59I'll bet I know what you thought he was gonna say.
05:01All right.
05:02Nine points.
05:03Donna, I'll give you the game.
05:05Babe.
05:07Tomato?
05:08Yeah.
05:13Tomato.
05:16I thought he was gonna say Donna again.
05:17All right.
05:18Donna, you're gonna play the lightning round now with Bob Crane.
05:21You ready?
05:22You up to this?
05:23It takes a minute.
05:24You got one minute to do it.
05:26One minute.
05:27Here's the first word.
05:28Go, Colonel.
05:31Stone.
05:32Rock.
05:33Yeah.
05:38Buzzing.
05:40Sound.
05:41Buzzing.
05:42Beat.
05:43Yeah.
05:45Ship.
05:46Sea.
05:47Officer.
05:48Count.
05:49Top.
05:51Cap.
05:52No, up.
05:54Admiral.
05:55Yeah.
05:58Vegetable.
05:59Tomato.
06:00Smell.
06:01Pepper.
06:02No, smell.
06:03Spice.
06:04No, vegetable.
06:07Smell.
06:08Tears.
06:09Fine.
06:10Yeah.
06:12Dry.
06:14Wet.
06:15Yeah.
06:16Donna, you remain calm while all else about you is going kind of frantic.
06:30Donna Douglas, we have just seen you win $350.
06:34Ellie Mae.
06:35Yes.
06:37Michael Pollack, you may still win some money.
06:38Ellie Mae, you may win more.
06:39Will you change partners with Michael Pollack?
06:40Oh, you're supposed to walk out there so everybody can see you.
06:41Walk out there.
06:42We want our tomatoes to walk in front.
06:43We'll return in a moment right after this message.
07:11All right, you ready?
07:13We have Granny and Ellie Mae over here from the happy set of Beverly Hillbillies.
07:17We have Bob Crane from the happy set of Hogan's Heroes over here.
07:21Michael Pollack with Bob over here.
07:22You ready to go, Bob?
07:23All set.
07:24As they look at the word, we'd like you to say it.
07:25The password is ballot.
07:27Okay, Bob, 10 points.
07:30Vote.
07:31Ballot.
07:32Very good.
07:33All right, ballot.
07:34Okay, Granny, Ellie Mae, you got to watch them.
07:39They start right out with 10 points.
07:41There you go, Donna.
07:42Michael, friends.
07:43The password is meter.
07:45I start?
07:46You start now, 10 points.
07:47Parking?
07:48Meter.
07:49Yes!
07:50Oh, isn't that sweet?
07:51You see how they get along?
07:52Reminds me of Werner and Bob.
07:53A lot of kissing, but they're two girls.
07:54Bob and Irene have the word.
07:55As they look at it, we'd like you to say it.
07:56The password is meter.
07:57Oh, isn't that sweet?
07:59You see how they get along?
08:02Reminds me of Werner and Bob.
08:05A lot of kissing, but they're two girls.
08:09Bob and Irene have the word.
08:10As they look at it, we'd like you to see it.
08:12The password is feminine.
08:14Ten points, Bob.
08:18Donna.
08:22Pretty.
08:23Pretty. No, nine points.
08:24Irene, give me the game.
08:25Oh, no, give me 19.
08:27Girlish.
08:30Girlish.
08:34Ro.
08:35Ro, what'd you say?
08:37But I just want to hear what you said.
08:39It's wrong, but I want to hear it.
08:40Ro.
08:41Ro.
08:43No, it's wrong.
08:45Eight points, Bob.
08:48Irene.
08:53Five seconds, Michael.
08:54Cute.
08:55Cute.
08:57That's accurate, but not the right word.
08:59Seven points, Irene.
09:01Womanly.
09:05Womanly.
09:07Good clue.
09:08Five seconds, Donna.
09:15Adult.
09:16Adult.
09:18No, six points, Bob.
09:20Masculine.
09:22Feminine.
09:26All right, ladies, they're within scoring distance,
09:29so watch it.
09:30There you go, Mike, as they look at it.
09:33The password is dunk.
09:35Ten points, Donna.
09:41No gestures.
09:43Where would I find one?
09:45Um...
09:47Dip.
09:50Dip.
09:52Dip.
09:54Dip.
09:55Dip.
09:57Dip.
10:01Cheese.
10:03No.
10:05Nine points.
10:06Michael, we'll give you the game.
10:08Water.
10:09Oh.
10:11Dive.
10:12Dive.
10:13Michael, eight points.
10:16Give you 18, Donna.
10:22The whole country's holding its breath, Donna,
10:23for one clue.
10:25Five seconds.
10:26Are they really?
10:27Yes.
10:29Oh, yes, we've got a very tense country right now.
10:30Five seconds.
10:32Donald.
10:33Duck.
10:34No.
10:36All right.
10:37Read your word again, seven points.
10:41Michael.
10:46Push.
10:49Push.
10:51Water.
10:52Water, no.
10:53No, that's what I was doing.
10:54I was reliving what we had already done.
10:56Oh.
10:57I'm sorry.
10:58All right, seven points, Donna.
11:02Donuts.
11:04That's...
11:06Dunk.
11:07Dunk.
11:08Dunk.
11:09Dunk.
11:10Dunk.
11:12Dunk.
11:13Donut was the clue that the whole country
11:15was waiting for you to give, I think.
11:17Oh.
11:18You see what I meant?
11:19Dunk was the clue.
11:20I would have said hole.
11:21But would you have said it back there?
11:23I don't know.
11:24We'll return in a moment to this happy little argument
11:26after this word.
11:32We're coming back to it this week
11:34with Granny of Beverly Hillbillies,
11:36seen every Wednesday night, 8.30 to 9,
11:39on this very network.
11:40Irene Ryan over here.
11:42Howdy.
11:43Howdy.
11:45And the colonel himself of Hogan's Heroes,
11:47Bob Crane, over here.
11:48Crane.
11:49Crane.
11:51Second half coming up, we change jackets.
11:54Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
11:57It's for our last time, folks.
11:58All right.
11:59Donna Douglas over here with Irene Ryan.
12:02...no, no.
12:04Michael and Donna with Mike, with Bob,
12:06and Donna with Irene.
12:07The score stands 16 to 16.
12:09And as they look at the word, either team can win.
12:10We'd like you to see it at home.
12:12The password is hate.
12:14Ten points, Bob.
12:15Give you the game.
12:19Um...
12:24Um...
12:26Uh...
12:32Despise.
12:38Hate.
12:39Yes!
12:40Oh!
12:41All right.
12:42Granny, they played it.
12:43That was a great clue, wasn't it?
12:48He played it very well, the colonel here.
12:50And Mike, you won $100, a chance to play the lightning round with all of us.
12:53Mike's a pretty smart boy.
12:54Here we go again, folks.
12:55You ready to go, Bob?
12:56Oh, yeah.
12:57All right.
12:58Tense up, world.
12:59Here we come.
13:00One minute.
13:01Here's the first word.
13:02Go.
13:03Uh...
13:04Uh...
13:05Sleep.
13:06Awake.
13:07Furniture.
13:08Bed.
13:09Yes.
13:10Um...
13:11Um...
13:12Um...
13:13Um...
13:14Carve.
13:15Slice.
13:16Instrument.
13:17Knife.
13:18Uh...
13:19No.
13:20Bigger.
13:21Uh...
13:23Hack.
13:24Saw.
13:25Yes.
13:26Uh...
13:27Um...
13:28Boot.
13:29Camp.
13:30Uh...
13:31Uh...
13:32No.
13:33Motion.
13:34Kick.
13:35Yes.
13:36Um...
13:37Road.
13:38Highway.
13:39Yes.
13:40Brook.
13:41Stream.
13:42Very good.
13:43Forty seconds.
13:44Forty seconds.
13:45Forty seconds.
13:46Forty seconds.
13:47Forty seconds.
13:48Forty seconds.
13:49Forty seconds.
13:50Forty seconds.
13:51Forty seconds.
13:52You're tense, but you're fast.
13:55Oh, but you're good.
13:56Mike, you won $350.
13:57You have $350.
13:58Donna, thank you for coming to surprise us.
13:59Donna Douglas.
14:00Oh, thank you.
14:01Michael Pollack, nice to have you here.
14:02Good luck with your doctor's.
14:03Goodbye, Donna.
14:04See you tomorrow night in Beverly Hills, Billy.
14:05I don't know on any day to get married or not.
14:06That's a pretty girl.
14:07We'll meet two more password players right now.
14:17Irene Ryan, meet your new partner from Wilmington, California, Dan James.
14:21Bob Green, meet your new partner from Northridge, California, Frida Fredericks.
14:30Ryan, what do you do for a living?
14:33I'm a reproduction specialist, Alan.
14:36Good to have you here.
14:38Frida Fredericks, let's see.
14:39How do you enjoy spending your time?
14:40I like all kinds of sports and recreational activities.
14:43Well, good.
14:44Nice to have you here.
14:45I hope you conclude password among your recreation activities because we're going to have a great
14:49time right now.
14:50Irene Ryan's going to start.
14:51Are you ready?
14:52Study the word, Irene.
14:53I'm ready.
14:54Bob, as they look at the word, we'd like you to see it.
14:57The password is bush.
14:58Hedge.
14:59No, no, no.
15:00That's all right.
15:0110 points.
15:02Hedge.
15:03Border.
15:04Hedge border?
15:05No.
15:06Nine points, Bob.
15:07Foliage.
15:08Shrubbery?
15:09Shrubbery?
15:10No.
15:11Eight points, Irene.
15:12Australia.
15:13Bush?
15:14Yes.
15:15The bush country.
15:16Have you been to Australia?
15:17I have.
15:18You have?
15:19Yes.
15:20So you thought of the bush country.
15:21Very good.
15:22Frida Fredericks, Dan James.
15:23Friends.
15:24The password is tickle.
15:2510 points, Frida.
15:26Friends.
15:27Friends.
15:28Friends.
15:29Friends.
15:30Friends.
15:31Friends.
15:32Friends.
15:33Friends.
15:34Friends.
15:35Friends.
15:36Friends.
15:37Friends.
15:38Friends.
15:39Friends.
15:40Friends.
15:41Friends.
15:4210 points.
15:4310 points.
15:4410 points.
15:4510 points.
15:4610 points.
15:4710 points.
15:4810 points.
15:4910 points.
15:50Good job, Irene.
15:51Pinching.
15:52Say that again.
15:53Pinching.
15:54Pinching.
15:55Pinching.
15:56I like the way she underplays folks.
16:06Pinching.
16:07No, pinching.
16:08Oh, there's a difference.
16:09She, uh.
16:11Uh, pinching.
16:17Is that your response?
16:18No.
16:19I'm trying to gather from pinching what the heck it is.
16:24Romance?
16:25Well, that's pinching.
16:26Well, you got a, well, you always were a little strange, all right.
16:35Nine points, Dan.
16:38Giggle.
16:39What?
16:40Giggle?
16:41Right.
16:42And what'd you...
16:43Tickle.
16:44What'd you say, Dan?
16:45Tickle.
16:46Tickle.
16:47All right.
16:48We'll re...
16:4917 points, Irene.
16:50We'll return in just a moment.
16:51Right now, here's a word from...
16:52All right, Bob, there's the word.
16:53Irene, you can win on that.
16:54As they look at it, we'd like you to see it, of course.
16:55The password is comfortable.
16:56Ten points, Robert.
16:57Cozy.
16:58Comfy.
16:59Roughly a four-letter word.
17:00Comfy.
17:01Comfy.
17:02The password is comfortable.
17:03Ten points, Robert.
17:04Cozy.
17:05Comfy.
17:06Roughly a form of the word we're seeking.
17:07You said comfy.
17:08You have one chance to give us the precise word.
17:09Comfortable.
17:10That's it.
17:11All right, Dan.
17:12Now they have 10 points.
17:13You have 17.
17:14You can win on that.
17:15There you go, Frida.
17:16As they look at it.
17:17The password is penthouse.
17:18Ten points, Daniel.
17:19What's the word?
17:20Penthouse.
17:21Penthouse.
17:22All right.
17:23We'll return in just a moment.
17:24All right.
17:25We'll return in just a moment.
17:26All right.
17:27We'll return in just a moment.
17:28All right.
17:29We'll return in just a moment.
17:30All right.
17:31Ten points.
17:32Dan, give me the game.
17:33Hotel.
17:34Motel.
17:35Hotel.
17:36Motel.
17:37Don't mess around with granny there, Dan.
17:38All right.
17:39Frida, 10 points.
17:40Playboys.
17:41Playboys hotel.
17:42Hotel.
17:43Playboys.
17:44Hotel.
17:45Hotel.
17:46Hotel.
17:47Playboys.
17:48Hotel.
17:49Hotel.
17:50Hotel.
17:51Hotel.
17:52Hotel.
17:53Hotel.
17:54Hotel.
17:55Hotel.
17:56Hotel.
17:57Hotel.
17:58Hotel.
17:59Hotel.
18:00Hotel.
18:01Hotel.
18:02Hotel.
18:03Hotel.
18:04Hotel.
18:05Hotel.
18:06Hotel.
18:07Hotel.
18:08Hotel.
18:09Hotel.
18:10Hotel.
18:11Hotel.
18:12Hotel.
18:13Hotel.
18:14Hotel.
18:15Hotel.
18:16Hotel.
18:17Apartment?
18:18Apartment.
18:19No.
18:20Eight points.
18:21Dan will give you the game.
18:22Top.
18:23Roof.
18:24Ravi.
18:28Seven points.
18:2917 to 17.
18:31Irene, you can win on that.
18:33You can win on that.
18:34Bob, as they look at it.
18:35The password is pink.
18:38-$10.
18:39$10.
18:40$10.
18:41$10.
18:42$10.
18:43$10.
18:44$10.
18:45$10.
18:46$10.
18:47$10.
18:48$10.
18:49Tickle.
18:50$10.
18:51$10.
18:52Tickle?
18:53Tickle, giggle?
18:54No.
18:55Nine points.
18:56Bob will give you the game.
18:57Tickle.
18:58Pinch?
18:59Yeah.
19:00He tried, Van.
19:02That's the only thing to say.
19:04All right.
19:05Franny, you gonna play the Lightning Round with Bob Crane.
19:08I'm nervous myself.
19:09Here he comes.
19:10Old Mr. Todd.
19:11One minute.
19:12Here's the first word, go.
19:15Short.
19:17Tall.
19:18Yes.
19:19Airplane.
19:20Pilot.
19:22Um, um, fact?
19:25Flying saucer.
19:26That's correct.
19:27Silent.
19:29Front.
19:30Cabinet.
19:32Airplane.
19:33Cabin.
19:35Spins.
19:36Oh, fulfiller.
19:37Yeah.
19:39Gamble.
19:40Win.
19:42Dominoes.
19:44Black.
19:46They throw.
19:48Dice.
19:51Buffalo.
19:52White.
19:53Money.
19:54Buffalo?
19:56Dollar bill?
19:59Five.
20:00Ten.
20:02Five.
20:03Dollars.
20:03Money.
20:04Win.
20:04Mall.
20:06Coin.
20:07Fifth.
20:07Nah.
20:08Five.
20:09Penny.
20:09Coin.
20:11Change.
20:12Wah, nah.
20:13Next word.
20:15Next word.
20:17Sad.
20:19Front.
20:19Happy.
20:20No idea!
20:21That's it.
20:33Nobody likes to see a big man cry, doc.
20:37Nobody likes to see you cry.
20:39I like these kids that got home rich.
20:43But, you can't buy a thing with a nickel anymore.
20:45I know.
20:46What could you say?
20:47You don't even.
20:47You don't even know what a nickel is.
20:49We'll return to Password in just a moment but right now let's watch this.
20:56All right, Freda, I'm playing that game with old Mr. Com here.
20:58You just won 3,000 nickels, 6,000 nickels.
21:03I can't add very well, but you won 6,000 nickels, you're going to play your second game tomorrow.
21:07You'll be back tomorrow, Dan?
21:08Sure will.
21:09Irene tomorrow?
21:10Oh, yes.
21:11Bob tomorrow?
21:12All right.
21:13Rest up.
21:14Calm up.
21:15We'd like to see you tomorrow, of course.
21:16Until then, this is Alan Ludden saying the Password today is best.
21:18Your local public schools are your responsibility, so help to make them the best possible, okay?
21:23See you tomorrow, I hope.
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