مسلسل حالتنا حالة الحلقة 10

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00:30And the old man lost all his senses
00:33Even lies run through his breath
00:36My heart is weak, my head is heavy
00:38I feel like a drunkard, like a thief
00:41My heart is sensitive, my eyes are on his dress
00:44This is our story, we read it from his heart
01:00This is our story, we read it from his heart
01:03This is our story, we read it from his heart
01:06This is our story, we read it from his heart
01:09This is our story, we read it from his heart
01:12This is our story, we read it from his heart
01:15Bloodthirstiness is a rare mental disorder
01:17It is not beneficial at all
01:19If he is the only one who thinks that blood is light
01:21And he agrees with this idea
01:23Who will pay the price?
01:24We will
01:26All children are born screaming
01:31Except me, I came here to laugh
01:35They say there are soldiers who are married, why?
01:37Why?
01:38They cause a lot of trouble
01:39And at school, I was afraid of them
01:41Listen, I have a joke, listen
01:43Listen, I have a new funny joke
01:45Listen, I swear it's funny
01:49My mom was my best audience
01:51Mom, mom, I have a new joke
01:54Tell me, son
01:55They say there is a married man who puts pepper in the tray
01:57Did you like it, mom?
01:58Of course, thank you
02:02And I don't forget the first job interview
02:04I was scared
02:06Wow, you are a university student
02:08What is your ambition in life?
02:10My ambition is to come back safely
02:15Outside
02:16Outside or in the sea?
02:19Outside
02:29And then
02:31I had an audience
02:32And I became famous
02:35I have a joke
02:36It's funny
02:38One time
02:40He will buy a watch
02:42He found it expensive
02:43And he will buy it for 5 minutes
02:53Death is right
02:54But we should lighten the burden
02:57God have mercy
03:00God have mercy
03:03God have mercy
03:06God have mercy
03:10God have mercy
03:12God have mercy
03:16God have mercy
03:17He was drunk
03:22One time we were in Thailand
03:24He was drunk
03:26God have mercy
03:30I have a lot of jokes about him
03:31Go, go, go
03:32Go, go
03:36Wait, wait
03:38He was drunk
03:39God have mercy
03:41I have a lot of jokes
03:42Can't you hear me?
03:46Is he from here?
03:47Yes, from here
03:48From here or from there?
03:50One time, a policeman caught a farmer
03:52Why?
03:53He makes a lot of jokes
04:01Where are you from?
04:02I'm from here and I'm going
04:07One time, one time
04:08One time
04:09And finally I found the other half
04:12Comedians will be with us in life
04:14Come, comedians
04:16Come
04:23We will be back
04:39Do you have a good story?
04:40I mean, a good one
04:41A bad one
04:42A bad one
04:44Be careful, you only have one chance
04:47One only
04:49That's enough
04:54I have a great story
05:03One time, I was going to a party in the car
05:06And I was listening to Mufid
05:19And I was listening to Mufid
05:31I asked him, what's your father's name?
05:32He didn't answer
05:33I asked him, what's your name?
05:34He didn't answer
05:35I asked him, what's your name?
05:36He didn't answer
05:37Until, suddenly
05:39I found the boy pointing to me
05:41And he said, look in front of you
05:44And I looked
05:45And I saw people crossing the road
05:47I looked at the boy's chair
05:49And I saw the boy hiding
05:50I got out of the car
05:54The boy, the boy, the boy
05:55The boy, the boy, the boy
05:56The boy, the boy, the boy
05:57The boy, the boy, the boy
05:59The boy, the boy, the boy
06:00The boy, the boy, the boy
06:05There is another story that is better than this
06:06One time, I was going to the beach
06:08I was diving
06:09I was diving 7 meters
06:10And I was in the bottom of the pool
06:12I had to pray
06:13I went to the Qibla
06:15I went to the Qibla
06:16I prayed
06:18I only woke up one side of my eye
06:19I asked God for forgiveness
06:20I only woke up one side of my eye
06:21I saw a man
06:22He was coming to me
06:23I wanted to stop praying
06:24I did this
06:25He was late
06:26Who brought him?
06:27He was late
06:30I've lived a long life
06:31But I heard they were making fun of me for dinner
06:33And I didn't have dinner
06:34I didn't drink tea
06:35I didn't drink tea
06:36I didn't drink coffee
06:39I have a Texas sandwich
06:40How can I get it?
06:42The blood type doesn't want to
06:45It wants to attract attention
06:46It wants to say, I'm here
06:47With power
06:48You've been driving for hours
06:50And hours, no
06:52Peace be upon you
06:55Listen, I'm your father
06:56You've grown up and become a man
06:59And we have to rely on you
07:00And we have to count on you
07:02Do we count on him?
07:05Stop saying, I'm your father
07:06And be a man
07:08Say, I'm your father
07:09Or I'm your father
07:11Are you awake or asleep?
07:13Asleep or awake?
07:19Are you going to repent or not?
07:22Are you going to repent or not?

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