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00:00you
00:02you
00:28Motherfucker
00:30That mute asshole that fucking snake without a tongue gave me this shithole instead of a pink slip
00:36I must be the biggest fucking idiot in the whole fucking world
00:40Holmes take it easy at least for a life girl friend. Hello traveler relax, man
00:47You're really killing my fucking vibe here
00:50Well, I'm sorry. I'm fucking up your vibe old man
00:53But I can't wait to get my hands on that mute and your bitch-ass cuz my cousin you're gonna diss my familia
01:00My
01:03Bad man, I'm just pissed for all of us. I mean look we in a strange place
01:08We got shit to our name and for once I try to make something work this garage and it ain't even a garage
01:15Then make it into a garage. Oh
01:19That's a great idea sis, won't you shut up, you know what Carl you are a fucking idiot your whole life
01:25You wanted something for nothing now, you've got something and you don't know what to do with it
01:29We'll make it good enough
01:32We'll help right? We got your back CJ. Come on. Stop tripping man, both of you
01:38Whoa, man, the energy here. It's
01:42fantastic. Oh
01:47Yeah, all right, but how I'ma find some good mechanics to work up in here man, I know a few guys
01:54Come with me friend. They're good people. I swear it
02:00I'm about to ride with this fool again
02:10Come on man, there's these two guys
02:12I know used to work on marine engines till the mob bought their business over in vice
02:17Now they try and make ends meet by taking any old job
02:20They're a little bit dull by their habit, but the smoke don't get in the way of their skills with an engine
02:25We'll pick up Jethro first last I heard he was working at a garage over in East Basin
02:35Hey, man, how you make these dudes anyway met them at the Indian I fear love it
02:42You know, it is man build up tense music a quart of mesclun vodka
02:50Yeah, go figure funny guys man great sense
02:56Oh
02:57This here's Vietnamese gang territory
03:01Shining razors butterfly children. Watch yourself, dude. These cats are real serious
03:13Hey Jethro
03:17Hop in man, I've landed you a real job. Hey there truth did oh
03:22Man do I owe you cuz I swear I paid for that weed dude. No, man, we're good
03:30Think Jethro Carl Carl Jethro. What's up, man? Can we swing by the hospital?
03:35It's over in Santa Flora district west of here. Yeah, you sick
03:40No, the government is but that's a long story. So, you know, like what's the deal dudes?
03:46I'm opening the garage in Doherty by the waste brand, you know car mods lowriders all that shit
03:53Oh, they're shit
03:57They've been knowing a shit in the liquor tip I remember it right yeah, that was like
04:03So
04:13What we here for anyway nothing oh
04:17Don't look cover your faces think about a yellow rubber duck you tripping again. Shh
04:24Okay
04:26I've seen enough. Let's go. See if we can find Wayne. He's working a hot dog van at the tram terminal in King's
04:33Come on, dude. What's all that about? You don't want to know what do you know what a subdermal neurophone is?
04:38Oh, what exactly? Sometimes it's best to stay in the dark
04:44Dude Dwayne man, how's the hot dog business?
04:47How's the hot dog business
04:50It's totally shit. Why what's happening?
04:53Oh, my friend Carl here is opening a chop shop Jethro's in how about you?
04:59Yeah, cool, man
05:01I've got like some shit to take care of first though
05:03So where you tell me where you guys are gonna be at and I'll meet you dudes there
05:07The garage is on the waste grounds in Doherty. I'll see y'all later
05:12Okay
05:14Okay, next stop cop station downtown
05:17What watch your mom?
05:19Why if I told you the likelihood is you'd get a probe up your ass within a month like listen to the man, dude
05:25He's real serious about that shit. Whoa. Okay, but you starting to freak me out with all that spaceship, man
05:42Okay, you know the drill don't look interested in anything
05:49Picture a pink golf ball in your mind
05:53Okay, we're good to go where to next space head there's electronics guy
05:58I've had dealings with goes by the name of zero. He could fix a supercomputer with a paperclip
06:04He's got his own shop, but he's always ready to help fellow travelers along the path. Let's go introduce you to him
06:11Look, what's going on? True? Who was him? Dude? Don't go there
06:15Listen to Jethro. Now. What if I told you we never went to the moon JFK lives in Scotland with Janice Chocolate
06:22And the only reason we've been in the cold war for the last 45 years
06:26Was because snake-headed aliens run the oil business. I think you popped another micro. Good. Keep it that way
06:33Oh
06:39Leave me alone of Berkeley. This is stalking. Oh, hey truth get in. I'll fill you in as we drive home James
06:49Carl zero zero Carl, so Carl here is open in the garage around the corner
06:55I told him you're the man to speak to when it comes to electronics
06:59Actually, I'm the only man to speak to
07:02Grade a tip-top genius. That's me. You should drop by the shop sometime. See some of my shit, bro
07:17Okay, we here
07:23A week of hard work and we'll transform this place. Hey Caesar. Come over here
07:30Sup a Caesar this Jethro Dwayne and zero. Hey, man, dude
07:36Salutations my sibling order there. Let's get to work. Hey, hey Carl
07:41Look, I think I found a way for us to get paid. I ain't going to no college to study. No account. No idiot property
07:49Decorating ain't exactly my thing. He's no property development
07:53Look you buy a dump like this fix it up and sell it or better yet
07:57You turn the property into a business the snowball gets bigger. I don't know sis
08:02This all sound big-time to me. Look Carl
08:04This place is gonna get on his feet and when it does we are gonna have money
08:07If you want to make something of yourself, you got to let your money work for you
08:13Look, I wouldn't even know what store look you to concentrate on the garage and let me work the property thing. Okay?
08:21Yeah, that's my baby girl right there home. Hey, man, you chose her. I'm stuck with
08:28Oh
08:34Yeah, what sorry Carl are you busy zero nah man good to hear from you what's up disaster
08:41My landlord is selling the shop. I'll have nowhere to live and no safe haven from Berkeley
08:46Ah, I'm looking to invest in some property at the moment. Maybe I'll swing by
08:58It's fucked up I
09:00Can honestly say I wish he was here great now
09:04You got the present for that friend of mine, right? You know the one trying to get me an old officer Pulaski into trouble
09:10Yeah, why don't you put that up in his car and get we tip a call?
09:14Hey, motherfucker. The code of the streets is that I don't snitch
09:17I don't give a fuck if he kills you me my brother street cats. Don't call no cops
09:25Oh
09:26Yeah, well where I go fun. He's at the fair cop hotel in the financial. Oh for sure
09:56I
10:26Come on fool run away. Oh, give me that
10:56Ah, you must be the new boy get in line
11:26Oh
11:45No dings, I'm a striving professional lady. Have you been to Las Venturas?
11:56Oh
12:26Oh
12:56Hello this we tip I've seen some highly suspicious you should come check out
13:19You know you're fucking with here
13:27I
13:49Caesar the yay leaving San Fierro, right, right, but they're using bike CJ. They go cross-country
13:54Okay, I'm gonna see what I can dig up
14:24Oh
14:46Hey homies, what up Carl?
14:54Who said this to you
14:57I'm a fuck him up. Hold up. I got this. I need to go teach him a little respect, huh?
15:02That's right. Yeah, I've been thinking about giving me some new land anyway
15:24Oh
15:54Oh
16:11Bring it on
16:21What's all that damn clatter
16:24Holy
16:27Crap I didn't see nothing
16:55Oh
17:01I'm a college graduate not a drug. Oh
17:24You really want this to give
17:54CJ you got it. Hey, my cousin just called me. He gave me a tip about a baller's car going to San Fierro to score
18:09Yay, she we got to find out who's supplying those camps read your mind homes
18:15I picked them up at the Mulholland intersection and I'm trailing them now. Okay, I'm coming to meet you better make it fast
18:21Oh, these boys are hanging around
18:25Give me this beer
18:40Happy homes
18:42They were headed over Angel Pai way follow the road and maybe we can pick them up
19:12Oh
19:30There it is homes
19:36What you sure man this business is bigger than any gang essay
19:42little bitch
19:56This guy take himself real serious, that's T-bone Mendez what now is that it?
20:05Hey, who's the green girl? I don't like to look at that guy this more than a few thugs put some product
20:11It's a serious organization
20:17How many of these clowns are there I know a pimp when I see one they being clever about this
20:23It ain't no exchange of nothing incriminating
20:42That
20:44Was some heavy shit we better split up and get out of here. I'll meet you back at the garage a
20:50Coolio, we got what we came for anyway
21:00Hey, man, you get the flicks develop
21:03Sup, woozy. Hey Carl. I
21:06Was just explaining to your brother-in-law that we were friends. Oh, yeah. Well, look woozy
21:11I need to get some info from you man. What exactly do you boys want to know? Who are these putas homes?
21:18Why don't you go take a look these guys? Yeah, they're the loco syndicate. They're pretty big-time
21:24I think don't have any dealings with them. We don't touch blow
21:28Now this guy runs things. I don't know his name
21:31This guy is T-bone Mendez. He's the muscle
21:35And who's that guy? That's Jizzy B. He's the biggest pimp in town. He helped set up the deals, you know
21:43Concierge of sorts. Hey, then he my way in how I get to him Oh Jizzy
21:49Jizzy runs the pleasure domes club in that old fortress under the Gantt Bridge
21:54Hey good-looking out woozy, no problem. Don't be a stranger. All right
22:05I
22:09See baby, I got everything
22:12make sheets
22:13Make coats make curtains in the window when I walk down the stairs. I'm walking down on me car
22:20Now who's this trick? I don't need no more friends, baby. Oh, let's try to do is peel me from my home
22:26No, no, it ain't about them. It's all about you play
22:30I heard you was the man with the hookup and you was the man I needed to see
22:35I'm offering my services
22:38Say what? Yes, sir. See I'm new in town anything you want I can do
22:44for a guy like me to work with
22:48To work for a guy like Jizzy B. Well now that you mention it
22:52I do have a slight problem something a little dumb muscle like yourself might be able to fix because you see me
22:59I'm intellectual
23:02Bitches y'all walk on down to the bar and fix a pimp drink
23:12See I only got two eyes in these streets you got to have more than that
23:15You got to be like a flying shit, you know a hundred eyes
23:19everywhere
23:22Now some lunatic been fucking with my bitches my fucking killed two last week I
23:28Won't you go find out?
23:32No problem, I'm a player partner now Jizzy
23:44Wait up, mr. C to the J. See that pretty young thing in my car
23:48Drop her off at the hotel downtown use my car phone and give me a ring-a-ding when you're done
23:54And watch the rims player take that baby like the Popemobile
24:01Oh
24:10Wait, what a strong bitch
24:14Ever had half-and-half with us to steal like me
24:18I'll do things your root got long. I'm listening. I'm not but I need the stadia
24:25real
24:31Oh
24:39Later it's a
24:41Hey, Jizzy, it's Carl. I just dropped off your girl church
24:46Got a little errand for you to run before you deal with that problem
24:49I was just talking about some young buck thinks he's a playa been trying to peel my hoes over in hatchback
24:55Now one of my girls over there just eyeball the punk
24:58I want you to get your ass over there
25:12It comes my plan now you will real trouble
25:23Hey, it's CJ just to let you know
25:26You don't have to worry about no competition to Hatchbury worry
25:29Did I say I was worried?
25:32No, I did not
25:34Now to the real deal
25:37Some of my girls in the Foster Valley been getting knuckled over. I
25:41Want you to get your ass up there nose around find out what's going on
25:56I
26:02Don't be
26:14Mr. Chism CJ
26:17The girl you got dog downtown won't out of the game but sugar daddy wants to take off the street
26:23Nobody turns my hope you get your ass back to the hotel and you make an example all of
26:53The Lord sent me to save your threadbare soul harlot get in the car and remove your filthy
27:00I'm a better game
27:02driver
27:04Get us out of here before the devil's right hand snatches the poor girl from salvation right away your evangelical illness
27:23We need more than just the Lord
27:53Oh
28:24Oh
28:44Everything's been taken care of mr. Jizzy. Oh
28:46CJ you can play his man hand me. Oh, and by the way, that car just come aboard on APB
28:52Dump it keep it whatever just keep it away from me my hole in my club. Oh for sure. You got that man
29:01Hey, what's up? Hey Carl, it's Lucy
29:04Hey, if you got some time, I'd like for you to come over so we can talk about something. Yeah for show
29:08Where you at? I own a little betting shop at Chinatown
29:12Just come around and introduce yourself my people will be expecting a visit it's a plan man later
29:22Now just listen to me, okay now it's very important that you listen to me I
29:28Ain't no weak child amigo
29:31What you think what you might think? I'm just a pretty face to y'all. Is that y'all game?
29:38Now this here is the dumb muscle that I was talking about
29:42Carl t-bone and in reverse
29:45Suck or I listen don't mind him. Uh, we go way back. Hey, I was gonna be such a peachy liability
29:53Liability liability for work. Now, there's three of us and I'm getting 20% What type of math is that? That's fools math player
30:01You and me I sell my soul to you guys and that's what it's gonna come down to huh?
30:07Screw me out of my 13% you knew the deal you agreed
30:12Besides we could have said 5%
30:15What what what cat got your tongue? You was bad at talking as he is at mathematics
30:22And you want to make this shit personal we're saying
30:26Hello, yeah
30:29What?
30:31man
30:32Damn, hey, man, I gotta bow. Oh, no, you don't I invented that trick, baby car
30:37Come with me. We're gonna have to bust us a couple of melons up in here
30:41What do you mean the shit bits have been ambushed? We can't just go out there t-bone. It could be a DEA trap
31:02You