Donkey Kong Country FOX Family Split Screen Credits
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00:00Donkey!
00:02Something is still missing.
00:04A 16th century masterpiece?
00:06No. Hot dates? No.
00:08More monkeys! That's it!
00:10We need more monkeys! We need Donkey Kong!
00:12Yeah! How about a
00:14Donkey Kong Country Marathon? Yeah!
00:16It'll be a swingin' good time, baby!
00:18Yeah!
00:20The Donkey Kong Country Marathon,
00:22part of Heaps of Rats, coming up on
00:24Buck's Family Channel. For a monkey,
00:26he's pretty smart!
00:28Yeah!
00:30Donkey Kong Country's
00:32my kind of show! Right, Norman?
00:34It makes me bananas!
00:36And we've got more coming up on the Apes of Rats
00:38as the Donkey Kong Country Marathon continues
00:40on Buck's Family! We've done it, Seema!
00:42We've taken over Buck's Family Channel!
00:44Now let's give America what it really wants!
00:46Animals are the funniest people! Bigfoot,
00:48the unforgettable encounter! And a Planet of the Apes
00:50double feature! We'll call the whole thing
00:52the Apes of Rats! Why, are you angry
00:54about something, Norman? Just get everything ready
00:56for the Apes of Rats! It begins today at 5,
00:584 Central on Buck's Family Channel!
01:02This better be important,
01:04I'm in the middle of a Donkey Kong Country Marathon!
01:06Ah, okay, some bread
01:08and a carton of milk. Got it.
01:10They say animals are the funniest people!
01:12Who says that? The people who made
01:14this show! Oh! They've got lions,
01:16walruses, snakes! I'd say animals are
01:18funny. Do they have monkeys? Well, of course!
01:20Plus, they've got Brooke Shields!
01:22Is she funny? Oh, Brooke Shields is
01:24no joke! You got that right! Animals
01:26are the funniest people, part of Apes of Rats!
01:28Today at 5, 4 Central!
01:30Hey, have you got that next episode of Donkey
01:32Kong ready yet, Seema? I just can't wait to see another
01:34one! I mean, the Apes of Rats thing is really, really great!
01:36Hey, am I talking too much for you? I don't want to annoy
01:38you or anything. It's just that I like to talk about things.
01:40Attention, monster and truck fans!
01:42We've got Bigfoot!
01:44Bigfoot! Bigfoot!
01:46And he's taking on hillbillies
01:48in trucks! Trucks! Trucks!
01:50It's monster and truck action!
01:52Action! Action! Action!
01:54Bigfoot, the unforgettable encounter!
01:56Tonight at 6, 5 Central
01:58on Fox Family Channel!
02:00What do you think? Should we see more Donkey Kong Country
02:02or more Donkey Kong Country?
02:04It's a tough call, but I'd have to go with
02:06more Donkey Kong Country. I like the way you don't
02:08monkey around with these things!
02:10Let's show an angry ape double feature for
02:12Apes of Rats Day! I don't think people want to watch
02:14your home movies, Norman! Shut up, Seema! I'm talking
02:16about the Planet of the Apes! I love those
02:18movies! It'll start with life, liberty, and
02:20pursuit on the Planet of the Apes! Hey, there's my dad!
02:22Followed by treachery and greed on the Planet
02:24of the Apes! Ooh, ooh, there's my dad again!
02:26It's a Planet of the Apes double feature, tonight
02:28beginning at 8, 7 Central!
02:30I've got the next great show
02:32on Apes of Rats right here!
02:34Well, don't start until I
02:36get back!
02:38Come on, you stupid old...
02:40Ah, here we go! We've done it, Seema!
02:42We've taken over Fox Family Channel!
02:44Now let's give America what it really wants!
02:46Animals are the funniest people! Bigfoot, the
02:48unforgettable encounter, and a Planet of the Apes
02:50double feature! We'll call the whole thing
02:52the Apes of Rats! Why, are you angry
02:54about something, Norman? Just get everything ready
02:56for the Apes of Rats! It begins today at 5,
02:584 Central on Fox Family Channel!
03:00Donkey Kong Country is my kind
03:02of show! Right, Norman?
03:04It makes me bananas! And we've got more
03:06coming up on the Apes of Rats as the
03:08Donkey Kong Country Marathon continues on
03:10Fox Family! They say animals are the funniest
03:12people! Who says that? The people
03:14who made this show! Oh! They've got
03:16lions, walruses, snakes!
03:18Animals are funny! Do they have monkeys?
03:20Well, of course! Plus, they've got Brooke Shields!
03:22Is she funny? Oh, Brooke Shields
03:24is no joke! You got that right!
03:26Animals are the funniest people! Part of Apes of Rats
03:28today at 5, 4 Central!
03:30Next are the
03:32holidays! Friends!
03:34Gifts! Dreams!
03:36You're crazy, you guys!
03:38Chill out with the three friends and Jerry, next!
03:46Tired of
03:48your family entertainment?
03:50Watch the Random Acts of Comedy
03:52week-long marathon, beginning Monday at
03:547.30, 6.30 Central on Fox
03:56Family Channel! And please,
03:58leave the entertainment to the professionals!