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00:00The following footage is from our vault of classics, taken ten years ago.
00:02Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead, is coincidental and unintentional.
00:04Enjoy!
00:30We'll take sweets, ice cream, juice, shampoo, a bag of rice, and a carton of chicken.
00:35Ibn Halal, do we want to go to the bar, or do we want to get drunk on the man?
00:38And your stuff, if we want to collect it, we'll only finish it in a month.
00:41Go on, we'll just take water and light sweets. Go on, just go.
00:44Oh, you want to give us a hard time. Go on, let's go.
00:55We're done, we're done.
00:57Oh, man, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
01:03Oh, my God, where's the key?
01:05Here's the key, take it.
01:07Thank you, God bless you.
01:13Oh, boy, he left us and we're stuck.
01:15Oh, my God.
01:16Oh, boy!
01:19Oh, God!
01:21Oh, God, he left us.
01:22Come on, come on, let's go dig the rubble and get out of the car before dark.
01:25Dig the rubble behind me, and I'll dig the rubble in front of me.
01:28Thank you, God, you're so kind.
01:30If I die, my blood will be on your head.
01:32I say, don't bother us, just dig, come on, and be quiet.
01:44Hey, man.
01:45Hey.
01:46Come on, come on, look what I found.
01:47What's this? A gas cylinder?
01:49I don't know, but it looks heavy.
01:51Wait, let me open it.
01:54In the name of God, the Merciful, the Compassionate.
01:55What is this?
01:58Glory!
01:59Guys, stop!
02:01Stop!
02:03I see you, I see you.
02:05I see you, I see you.
02:08Stop, you cut my heart.
02:10I want to serve you.
02:15Oh, my God.
02:16You cut my heart from the wound behind you.
02:19Oh, my God.
02:20Oh, my God.
02:21I'm playing with smoke.
02:23I'm tired of smoking.
02:25No one smokes.
02:27Smoking destroys the heart.
02:30Oh, my God.
02:31Please don't eat my water, dear.
02:33Look, there are ants behind me.
02:34Yes, there are ants on my body.
02:36And in the bathroom, and on the wall, and in the bathroom.
02:39Don't be afraid, don't be afraid.
02:41I'm a city for you.
02:43You took me out of this hole.
02:46And from this blinding light.
02:49Ask for what you want.
02:51I will fulfill all your requests.
02:55God willing.
02:57Your requests are...
02:59You mean I ask for something and you fulfill it?
03:01Yes, yes, ask.
03:03I want to go to two big tours.
03:05Please, are you ashamed of yourself?
03:08All at once?
03:09I mean, if I have all the money,
03:11I want to live in this deserted house?
03:13Okay, I want to buy a Lexus.
03:15Oh, my dear.
03:16Who told you that I'm a Lexus agent in the Middle East?
03:19I told him,
03:21let your friend ask, maybe he's better than you.
03:24I want to buy a Lexus.
03:26I'm sorry, dear.
03:28I'm 13 years old.
03:30And I've already sold all my Lexus cars.
03:33What do you have in the morning?
03:34You ask and I ask.
03:36The truth is, I want to spend 200 riyals.
03:38I want to go to my parents' house.
03:41And your brother is blind, as you can see.
03:44And I have no knowledge.
03:46Please, God have mercy on your parents.
03:49Please, God have mercy on your parents.
03:51Help me.
03:52There is no power but God.
03:54Enough, enough.
03:55Shut up, shut up.
03:56We don't want to give you money.
03:57But at least, come with us in the car.
03:59God bless you.
04:01And I want to help you with something.
04:03Do you want to help me with it?
04:05What do you have?
04:06I want to bring you back 1,800 years ago.
04:09At that time, the king had a sick daughter.
04:13And this king paid a lot of money to treat his daughter.
04:18He treated his daughter with the fruit of his tree in their house.
04:22But no one knows the secret except me.
04:25You go to the king and say,
04:27We will treat your daughter.
04:29One month later.
04:30And he treated her with a red tree at the entrance of the palace.
04:35You take the fruit of the tree.
04:37And you put it with water.
04:39And you drink from it.
04:41And by God's will, you get well.
04:43And after that, he wants to bury you in the gold.
04:46And if you have any problem, call me.
04:49And I will help you.
04:51There is no power but God.
04:53This poor man is arrogant.
04:54He doesn't know people, but he wants to rent.
04:56But there is no problem.
04:57Send us as soon as possible to the year 1000.
04:59And I don't know how many years.
05:01That's all.
05:02These are good words.
05:06One month later.
05:20You are Abu Shamra.
05:21Yes, you are.
05:23What did you say?
05:24Are you making fun of my face?
05:28Don't you know who I am?
05:30Who are you?
05:31I am Antarat Bin Shaddad Al-Absi.
05:33Get out of my sight.
05:35Or I will cut you in pieces.
05:38He is not making fun of me.
05:40Look at him.
05:41He is crying.
05:48Laila.
05:49My love.
05:50Leave your smell to kill you.
05:52My love, Laila.
05:54My love, Laila.
05:56You have reached the city.
05:59And I am more than you.
06:04My love, give me more.
06:07Every night.
06:09And all my days.
06:11I will not leave you.
06:13I will not leave you.
06:14What is your name?
06:15I am Abu Shatel.
06:16Who are you?
06:17I don't know you.
06:18I am Qais Bin Al-Mulawar.
06:20And this night I am in my arms.
06:23You are lucky, Qais.
06:25You don't have anything.
06:27You are lucky.
06:28Your director has cut you in pieces.
06:30You are suffocating.
06:32Take it.
06:35Here you are, Qais.
06:36Your night is cut.
06:37I mean, your night is cut.
06:38I swear I don't have anything.
06:41Take it.
06:42Oh, you are lucky.
06:45You killed Laila.
06:46Oh, you criminal.
06:48Get up.
06:49Thank God you are safe.
06:50Oh, my head.
06:51Where did this Qais go?
06:53He has been shot in the head with this stick.
06:55He fell on the floor.
06:56Let's go look for the king's palace.
06:58Let's go, let's go.
07:00No, let's wait for the man over there.
07:07Hey you, don't you know where the king's palace is?
07:10What is this? I don't know.
07:13Why don't you take me as a limousine?
07:15I'll show you the place you want.
07:19Where is the limousine?
07:21Taxi! Taxi!
07:23Get in.
07:26Taxi! Taxi!
07:42I told you that you can't take care of my daughters.
07:46Oh my God, your daughter is fat.
07:48She's not fat, she's just like your daughter.
07:50I don't know what month she is.
07:52I think she's one of the months.
07:54Since when have you been doing this to me?
07:58Since I was born.
08:00Why don't you hurry up and take care of my daughter?
08:04We'll take care of her in a bit.
08:06When we're done, we'll come to you as soon as possible.
08:08Oh my God, don't you know that my daughter died a month ago?
08:13Because she was late to the palace.
08:16And she was treated at the right time.
08:19No, I'm just kidding.
08:22Look at these two perverts.
08:24They're going to jail for this.
08:27We're done with the limousine.
08:29Why don't you call the limousine?
08:32Why should I call it?
08:34It's none of your business.