Podcast Sudesh Lehri & Mamta Ji_ The Hilarious Side of Marriage & Family Life

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Podcast with Sudesh Lehri & Mamta Ji_ The Hilarious Side of Marriage & Family Life bhartiTv
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00:00:00There was a fight, they left the house and went away.

00:00:02These people have set up your house there,

00:00:05they will sell it and you will get the money.

00:00:06Then you come here and get married and all that.

00:00:09So when I came home, I am regretting it.

00:00:12I acted like a liar.

00:00:14This poor girl is really speaking from the front.

00:00:16I also understood that a husband should not fight.

00:00:19I told her this.

00:00:20I was lying.

00:00:21I came to sell the house, but now I have understood

00:00:24that you are real.

00:00:25My friend called me at 4 in the morning.

00:00:27He said, Mr. Sudej, there is an earthquake today at 6 in the morning.

00:00:30He felt very sorry.

00:00:31He picked everyone up and there was an open ground outside.

00:00:34Everyone stood there.

00:00:35Now it is 6 o'clock.

00:00:36She is praying.

00:00:37God, have mercy on me.

00:00:39And I said, there is no earthquake.

00:00:40She said, no, there is no earthquake.

00:00:42I was very humiliated.

00:00:44We are starting with laughter.

00:00:45Because today we have a comedy guru with us.

00:00:49And he has brought his wife with him.

00:00:52I always say that today Lakshmi and Narayan have come with us.

00:00:56Everyone knows that Mr. Sudej has come with me.

00:00:59He taught me.

00:01:00And today Mr. Sudej's boss has come.

00:01:03And I just want to listen to him today.

00:01:06Because he has made his debut for the first time in a podcast.

00:01:09And that too ours.

00:01:11It doesn't go anywhere.

00:01:12Our number one show has been going on for many months.

00:01:15Laughter Chef.

00:01:16It has not been seen there yet.

00:01:18But it will be seen in our podcast.

00:01:20And it will be seen in my vlog.

00:01:23Mr. Billo, thank you very much for coming to our podcast.

00:01:29I am so happy that today we will talk about the puppet house in Islamabad.

00:01:36So first of all, we have been listening to your name for 20 years.

00:01:40In jokes.

00:01:41And I don't know how, but in jokes.

00:01:44How did you both start?

00:01:46Was it an arranged marriage?

00:01:48I am sure at that time it was an arranged marriage or a love marriage.

00:01:50First of all, I will tell him not to touch the mic.

00:01:54It makes a sound.

00:01:55Laughter.

00:01:56Isn't it?

00:01:57No, I will tell you from the beginning.

00:01:59Yes.

00:02:00First of all, I would like to thank you that you called me the second time.

00:02:04It was fun.

00:02:05And today, and the happy thing is that I have come with my biggest Billo.

00:02:10I want to tell everyone about him.

00:02:13That she is very good, very pious, very beautiful.

00:02:17I mean, I say God give me 5-6 more wives like her.

00:02:21No, no, she is so good that there can be no wife like her.

00:02:26I am finishing this by talking.

00:02:27I have to insult later.

00:02:29No, you can't praise me.

00:02:31Okay, okay, you are fine.

00:02:33Tell me one thing, how many years have you been married?

00:02:35I will not leave you.

00:02:3620 years, how many years?

00:02:3720?

00:02:3820 years of marriage?

00:02:3920-20 years are children.

00:02:41No, more.

00:02:42No, Shubeshji.

00:02:43I had told you that we have to do a show there.

00:02:46They are small, 16-17 years old.

00:02:48So Bharti knows everything.

00:02:49Children are so young.

00:02:50Bharti also knows everything.

00:02:51If it was someone else, maybe I wouldn't have told.

00:02:53No, no, I know so much that when she got pregnant,

00:02:55she asked me for a lemon first.

00:02:59I have been going for a long time.

00:03:00You tell me that your love marriage is not an arranged marriage.

00:03:03No, no, it's not arranged, it's a hate marriage.

00:03:05Hate marriage?

00:03:06There is a love marriage, this is a hate marriage.

00:03:08Really.

00:03:09How?

00:03:10She didn't like me.

00:03:11Yes, I still liked her.

00:03:13What?

00:03:14I am joking.

00:03:15Now I will say the opposite.

00:03:16Okay, listen.

00:03:17Oh man.

00:03:19Actually, we didn't have a hate marriage,

00:03:22but an arranged marriage.

00:03:24But the hate is because she is my brother's sister-in-law.

00:03:27Actually.

00:03:28Oh.

00:03:29Relative.

00:03:30Real brother?

00:03:31Yes.

00:03:32So I was 17 years old, she was 15 years old when we got married.

00:03:36Oh.

00:03:38Hello, Oshiwara police station.

00:03:40Yes, both of them have come.

00:03:42That old lady is finally over.

00:03:44She is really young.

00:03:4615 years and 17 years.

00:03:48Yes, I will also give you my photo.

00:03:50Please, please.

00:03:52Look at my photo.

00:03:54Hi.

00:03:55How did you like it?

00:03:57You are so young.

00:03:58So our marriage was such that I used to work for gold.

00:04:02I had learned it from my dad.

00:04:04From a jewelry shop.

00:04:05Yes, I used to work a little.

00:04:06It was a big thing to work for Rs.100-200.

00:04:09To earn Rs.100-200 a day.

00:04:11It was a big thing at that time.

00:04:13Okay.

00:04:14And I didn't do drugs.

00:04:15There is no one from the beginning.

00:04:17No one.

00:04:18Pure vegetarian, alcohol.

00:04:19They don't know anything.

00:04:20He is such a boy.

00:04:21He earns.

00:04:22So his marriage should be done.

00:04:24And I didn't agree.

00:04:25While doing it, he said that let's put a shagun.

00:04:28There is a thakka, right?

00:04:29Let's put that.

00:04:30Let's stop it.

00:04:31Let's stop it.

00:04:32Marriage.

00:04:33Do it later, whenever you want.

00:04:34I said, okay, do it and finish it.

00:04:36I did that.

00:04:37After that, I started going to orchestras and weddings.

00:04:44Dancing with girls.

00:04:46Singing with girls.

00:04:47Did you see that?

00:04:48And it started coming to my mind.

00:04:50Where am I getting married?

00:04:52What are you doing?

00:04:55What are you doing, friend?

00:04:56It started happening like this.

00:04:58So I said, I don't want to get married.

00:05:00I refused.

00:05:01I don't want to do it.

00:05:02It happens with old movies.

00:05:03It's a matter of respect.

00:05:04My family too.

00:05:06It's not like that.

00:05:07Why did you do it first?

00:05:08Why this?

00:05:09After doing this, I became very sad.

00:05:11Then one day it happened.

00:05:13That they say that.

00:05:14I mean, I said.

00:05:17Then one day it happened.

00:05:18I also do editing.

00:05:20It happened like this.

00:05:21Listen.

00:05:22It happened like this.

00:05:23Then one day it happened.

00:05:25I said, if you want to get married, do it now.

00:05:28Not right now.

00:05:29I don't want to do it.

00:05:30It was Sunday that day.

00:05:31So she had gone to her sister's wedding.

00:05:34Her uncle's daughter.

00:05:36Uncle's daughter.

00:05:37Which one was it?

00:05:38Aunt's daughter.

00:05:39Yes.

00:05:40She had gone to her uncle's daughter's wedding.

00:05:42So she said, okay.

00:05:44I called her.

00:05:45Come soon.

00:05:46You are getting married.

00:05:47From there I thought.

00:05:48I won't do this now.

00:05:49So from there they took us.

00:05:50I was also in the temple.

00:05:51And she was also in the temple.

00:05:53It was 10 o'clock in the morning.

00:05:55And got such circumambulations done.

00:05:57And whatever.

00:05:58There is no horse, drum, this and that.

00:06:00There is nothing.

00:06:01And by 12 o'clock at home.

00:06:02We don't know till 10 o'clock in the morning.

00:06:03We are getting married.

00:06:04And by 12 o'clock there will be a wedding.

00:06:05Beda Ghar.

00:06:06Oh.

00:06:07What did you say?

00:06:08Beda Ghar.

00:06:09Yes.

00:06:10So then we came home.

00:06:11Then first I.

00:06:12I mean.

00:06:13It doesn't even happen a little.

00:06:14Very.

00:06:15I don't know what has happened to me.

00:06:16I don't understand.

00:06:17Then it's a dream.

00:06:18It's not like that.

00:06:19I mean, when a wife gets such a face.

00:06:20It hurts.

00:06:21You know this.

00:06:22You can understand.

00:06:23It's so beautiful.

00:06:24Hey.

00:06:25Again.

00:06:26This is my love.

00:06:27Okay.

00:06:28No.

00:06:29No.

00:06:30Okay.

00:06:31I am saying.

00:06:32You understand.

00:06:33After seeing us.

00:06:34What would have happened to us.

00:06:35I am not telling you.

00:06:36We will take revenge.

00:06:37Wait.

00:06:38Again.

00:06:39Again.

00:06:40Again.

00:06:41Now I want to know.

00:06:42When you found out.

00:06:43That the groom.

00:06:44With whom I am going to get married.

00:06:45He is saying.

00:06:46Do it now.

00:06:47You went to the wedding.

00:06:48I was scared myself.

00:06:49With whom is my marriage happening.

00:06:50I don't know.

00:06:51I was 15 years old.

00:06:52He said.

00:06:53It's happening with the groom.

00:06:54I knew.

00:06:55Not that much.

00:06:56So you had a conversation.

00:06:57When the marriage was happening.

00:06:58Like your wife.

00:06:59No.

00:07:00No.

00:07:01You must have said.

00:07:02Go and talk to her.

00:07:03No.

00:07:04Not at all.

00:07:05If there was a conversation.

00:07:06Then it's not like that.

00:07:07Oh God.

00:07:08If there was a conversation.

00:07:09Then it's not like that.

00:07:10The conversation was not like that.

00:07:11What do you people do?

00:07:12I.

00:07:13I am also of this kind.

00:07:14I don't work at the shop.

00:07:15What do you do?

00:07:16I don't make roti's here.

00:07:17I will make the roti's you want me to make.

00:07:18No.

00:07:19No.

00:07:20I.

00:07:21How much you will earn.

00:07:22I will earn 100 rupees.

00:07:23Oh you will earn 100 rupees.

00:07:24Okay.

00:07:25I will not say.

00:07:26No.

00:07:27No.

00:07:28No.

00:07:29I'll earn Rs. 100.

00:07:30Mom, I'll earn Rs. 100. Don't say no.

00:07:32So this is how it was supposed to be.

00:07:33Oh my God!

00:07:35But it's true that I'm very happy today.

00:07:39If my wife wasn't there with me,

00:07:42then I wouldn't have been able to become anything.

00:07:44Because if the wife is beautiful,

00:07:46then the husband keeps looking at her.

00:07:48My wife is the same.

00:07:53We're not beautiful.

00:07:55No.

00:07:56It's a joke.

00:07:57It's a joke.

00:07:59It's the effect of the eyes.

00:08:00You'll have to check your eyes.

00:08:02When you saw him for the first time,

00:08:04did you like him?

00:08:05Yes.

00:08:06Hey, how sweet.

00:08:08And when he told you that he's getting married in two hours,

00:08:11and you were already married.

00:08:13I got married so soon.

00:08:16I was engaged in a year.

00:08:18You were engaged for a year.

00:08:20You were engaged for a year.

00:08:22We didn't talk.

00:08:23So you didn't talk for a year.

00:08:25Everything happens in a year.

00:08:26We just don't talk.

00:08:31I've never talked to him.

00:08:33I don't even answer his calls.

00:08:34Did you write a letter?

00:08:35Nothing.

00:08:36Nothing.

00:08:37But this is the truth.

00:08:39No matter how much I joke,

00:08:40this is the truth.

00:08:42The truth is that

00:08:44when we used to go to the orchestra to perform,

00:08:47I used to get a payment of Rs. 50.

00:08:50So I didn't want to work as a goldsmith.

00:08:53I didn't want to work in a shop.

00:08:54I wanted to become an artist.

00:08:55So that's what I wanted to do.

00:08:56I used to get a payment of Rs. 50.

00:08:57I used to get a payment of Rs. 100.

00:08:58So we rented a small house.

00:09:02We didn't even have utensils.

00:09:03We didn't have anything.

00:09:04Nothing.

00:09:05When we moved out of the house,

00:09:06we started living separately.

00:09:07So there was a box of ghee.

00:09:11A box of desi ghee.

00:09:12Yes.

00:09:13We used to make a hole in it

00:09:14and there was a golden lamp.

00:09:16We used to light the lamp.

00:09:17We used to keep it and make tea on top of it.

00:09:19The utensils that we used to live in,

00:09:21on rent,

00:09:22were theirs.

00:09:23So there was such poverty.

00:09:26Then money was born out of poverty.

00:09:28Then such faces were born out of poverty.

00:09:30At that time,

00:09:31you don't have a mood.

00:09:32As soon as you are born,

00:09:33you have a mood.

00:09:34At that time,

00:09:35when you have your face in poverty,

00:09:36it is very bad.

00:09:37So a person looks at his face in the mirror.

00:09:39Like you people used to look at a child.

00:09:42If you take a good picture,

00:09:44a ball is born.

00:09:45We used to look in the mirror.

00:09:48So how will it happen if you look at him here?

00:09:52Oh man!

00:09:53So it makes a big difference.

00:09:54I am beautiful.

00:09:55No, no.

00:09:56Your whole family is very beautiful.

00:09:58Obviously,

00:09:59now you speak in comedy.

00:10:00I will honestly say that

00:10:01if there is a family after Bigg Boss,

00:10:03the one who entertains the whole family,

00:10:06that is the Lehri family.

00:10:08Because their podcast,

00:10:11not podcast,

00:10:12you can see on social media,

00:10:13whether it is Mani's,

00:10:14whether it is Shikha's,

00:10:15nowadays,

00:10:16they are also very active.

00:10:17Yes.

00:10:18All of them.

00:10:19Shikha is very active.

00:10:20She is amazing.

00:10:21I will put all the links in the description.

00:10:24Guys, please.

00:10:25Once,

00:10:26it is an addictive family.

00:10:27Watch their vlogs once.

00:10:28Follow the whole family.

00:10:29We will put all the links in the description.

00:10:31I am telling the truth.

00:10:32There are different flavors.

00:10:34If you see Sakshi and Mani,

00:10:36it is a bit of a fight.

00:10:37You do this.

00:10:38Shikha keeps singing,

00:10:39doesn't bathe,

00:10:40keeps singing.

00:10:41Then when the day festival comes,

00:10:43then they tell her to take a bath.

00:10:45She sings very well,

00:10:46without learning from anywhere.

00:10:48Am I right?

00:10:49Yes.

00:10:50What are you saying?

00:10:51Oh my God.

00:10:52Oh my God.

00:10:53She sings very well.

00:10:55She was very active in her childhood.

00:10:57Brother,

00:10:58do you know about music?

00:11:00You may not know,

00:11:01that Shikha doesn't tell.

00:11:03We don't show about ourselves,

00:11:05what she has done.

00:11:06You must have seen the film,

00:11:08the song,

00:11:10Mere Dholna.

00:11:11Oh my God.

00:11:13She has sung this.

00:11:14Oh my God.

00:11:16So have you sung it?

00:11:18No,

00:11:19he doesn't know how to sing.

00:11:21So,

00:11:22Shikha is very active.

00:11:23I thought,

00:11:24he must have sung the new version.

00:11:26There is one thing,

00:11:27your children,

00:11:28if someone says something outside,

00:11:29they won't feel bad.

00:11:30They say,

00:11:31my father is so angry.

00:11:32No,

00:11:33he is so angry at home,

00:11:34that no one goes outside.

00:11:36Hey,

00:11:37they,

00:11:38they tease us a lot.

00:11:39When we get a chance,

00:11:40they insult us a lot at home.

00:11:42Should I tell you?

00:11:43I mean,

00:11:44especially Mani.

00:11:45And,

00:11:46they punch us.

00:11:47I mean,

00:11:48my daughter-in-law also punches us.

00:11:49Shikha also,

00:11:50no one cares about us.

00:11:51So,

00:11:52I said,

00:11:53do it, do it.

00:11:54When we come on TV,

00:11:55then the whole world will see.

00:11:56So,

00:11:57if I get a chance,

00:11:58I will insult them a lot.

00:11:59I won't insult you today.

00:12:00But,

00:12:01Billo ji,

00:12:02outside,

00:12:03they have so much fun.

00:12:04Really,

00:12:05I am working with them.

00:12:06You know,

00:12:07they have fun.

00:12:08A lot.

00:12:09When they come home,

00:12:10after the shoot,

00:12:11or when they are on the shoot,

00:12:12how are they at home,

00:12:13Sudesh ji?

00:12:14They are good at home.

00:12:15They have fun.

00:12:16Really?

00:12:17Yes.

00:12:18This is like Bharti.

00:12:19I am a little serious

00:12:20in two minutes.

00:12:21I am sitting.

00:12:22So,

00:12:23they say,

00:12:24what happened today?

00:12:25Why are you sad?

00:12:26I love you a lot.

00:12:27I said,

00:12:28shut up,

00:12:29I will cry.

00:12:30They talk so well.

00:12:31Yes.

00:12:32You know,

00:12:33they talk like this.

00:12:34Even now,

00:12:35if they talk like this,

00:12:36I will cry.

00:12:37They say,

00:12:38I love you.

00:12:39Yes,

00:12:40I will cry.

00:12:41Then,

00:12:42they watch the clip.

00:12:43So,

00:12:44how do you feel?

00:12:45This is a game.

00:12:46Make it.

00:12:47Hahahaha.

00:12:48Woww.

00:12:49Do you know,

00:12:50Arjun?

00:12:51Yours is the state

00:12:52when you meet

00:12:53such a disciplined person

00:12:54who is so innocent.

00:12:55You...

00:12:56Because of your innocence

00:12:57I know you

00:12:58for over 15 years...

00:12:59Because she is innocent.

00:13:00She doesn't want

00:13:01anyone услicious.

00:13:02She thinks

00:13:03the more she

00:13:04sees you,

00:13:05she will blackmail you.

00:13:07Day and night.

00:13:08Because,

00:13:09you were young

00:13:10when we did

00:13:11this in Amritsar.

00:13:12Yes,

00:13:13man.

00:13:14Tell us how you met Bharti for the first time.

00:13:18Bharti, tell us.

00:13:19We had a prank at home.

00:13:21We had a prank with her relatives.

00:13:23Mr. Suresh will tell you.

00:13:25Sudesh, tell us what it was.

00:13:26It was like this.

00:13:28She was in college at that time.

00:13:31I used to go there to teach at the youth festival.

00:13:35Once we did a shoot.

00:13:38When she came back, she came to our house.

00:13:41We found out that our relatives had also come.

00:13:44Her uncle's daughter or someone like that.

00:13:48It turned out that I had an affair with Sudesh.

00:13:54Sudesh told us.

00:13:55I am his second wife.

00:13:57I was kept outside.

00:13:58She came there.

00:14:00She came and created a ruckus.

00:14:03We were all shocked.

00:14:06We told her that she should know

00:14:10that she should do this.

00:14:12She should fool everyone.

00:14:13When she came inside, how did she talk in Hindi?

00:14:16How did she talk?

00:14:18She said, this is your house.

00:14:20Why did you come here?

00:14:22I am starving and you are living with your family.

00:14:26When you didn't have the courage to love,

00:14:28you told me not to get married.

00:14:30Why did you come here?

00:14:31Why did you come to our house?

00:14:32I have been calling you for three days.

00:14:34Were you answering my calls?

00:14:35Why are you talking in front of her?

00:14:36I will talk in front of her.

00:14:37Because you haven't talked to me for four months.

00:14:39Do you get money to talk to me?

00:14:41I don't want money. I want you.

00:14:43Bharti, go away. I will talk to her.

00:14:44You!

00:14:45I will talk to her.

00:14:46I will talk to her sister.

00:14:48I will talk to Bharti.

00:14:49The relatives are standing there

00:14:51thinking that brother-in-law has got married.

00:14:54What will happen now?

00:14:55She says, either give me the house

00:14:57or what should I do with the child?

00:14:59I don't know what she is saying.

00:15:01After doing all this, when I opened the door,

00:15:03they went crazy.

00:15:04Thank God.

00:15:05She started crying again.

00:15:06Sister, what will happen now?

00:15:08They will leave you.

00:15:12But did you ever feel that they will leave me?

00:15:14No.

00:15:15No, right?

00:15:16You never felt that?

00:15:17Let me tell you one thing.

00:15:19Honestly, once we had a fight.

00:15:24Because in the beginning, we were young.

00:15:27I was 17 years old.

00:15:29When we used to fight at home,

00:15:32the guests used to come and fix our clothes.

00:15:36They used to rent the house.

00:15:39This used to happen.

00:15:40When I turned 25 years old,

00:15:45I became young.

00:15:46Exactly.

00:15:46Right?

00:15:47Then I thought, what is happening?

00:15:50I used to dance outside with girls.

00:15:55I used to act.

00:15:57I used to lose my mind.

00:15:59I used to think that if I had done this,

00:16:00this could have happened.

00:16:01I could have got married there.

00:16:03But she was good.

00:16:04She didn't care about money.

00:16:07She didn't care about anything.

00:16:08She was like a housewife.

00:16:11She used to run the house.

00:16:13Yes, she was like that.

00:16:14Once we had a fight and I got angry.

00:16:18Other people also do this.

00:16:20They make me do it.

00:16:22That's what they do.

00:16:23So, I left the house.

00:16:25Did you have kids?

00:16:26Yes, I had kids.

00:16:28Both of them?

00:16:29Yes, both of them.

00:16:30I was 25 years old.

00:16:31I was very mischievous.

00:16:33I had kids early.

00:16:35I mean...

00:16:36I was a failure.

00:16:37I didn't know how to do shows.

00:16:39I didn't have time.

00:16:40What could I do?

00:16:42TV?

00:16:43I got busy in between.

00:16:44I had only two shows left.

00:16:45Otherwise, I could have done more.

00:16:47People made me do this.

00:16:50They said, do this.

00:16:51You have a house there.

00:16:53Sell that house.

00:16:54Go there and make a deal with your wife.

00:16:56Sell the house and get the money.

00:16:59Then you can come here and get married.

00:17:02So, I came here.

00:17:03I got married.

00:17:04I had kids.

00:17:06We fought every day.

00:17:07I was 25 years old.

00:17:08When I came home,

00:17:10I met her.

00:17:12I told her that I regret it.

00:17:15People create problems.

00:17:17That's how it is.

00:17:18That's how it is.

00:17:20I mean, I have understood.

00:17:22I acted like a liar.

00:17:24Relatives will come.

00:17:25She is telling the truth.

00:17:27I have also understood.

00:17:28People do this.

00:17:30People do this.

00:17:31I have also understood.

00:17:32Husband and wife should not fight.

00:17:34I have understood.

00:17:36I am acting.

00:17:37She is doing the real thing.

00:17:38Not now. I told her.

00:17:39At that time, I was lying.

00:17:42I came to sell the house.

00:17:43But now, I have understood.

00:17:45You are honest.

00:17:47There will never be a problem.

00:17:49But don't listen to your relatives.

00:17:50Don't do this.

00:17:51That day has come.

00:17:52Today is the day.

00:17:53There is no problem in our house.

00:17:55Fighting for love is a little difficult.

00:17:57But I love her a lot.

00:17:59With all my heart.

00:18:00I mean, because of her,

00:18:02I have come this far.

00:18:04She is very honest.

00:18:05Ketur, this is so beautiful.

00:18:07I have got goosebumps.

00:18:09It looks like a movie.

00:18:09Look at the scene.

00:18:10A girl is so innocent.

00:18:12She is telling the truth.

00:18:13And the boy who came to lie,

00:18:15he lied to her.

00:18:17I told her that I was lying.

00:18:19But now I know that you are honest.

00:18:21There is no need.

00:18:22Because this is a relationship of the heart.

00:18:25We were very close.

00:18:26If I talk about innocence,

00:18:28she is so innocent that she feels pity.

00:18:31She also respects me.

00:18:33She respects me.

00:18:34And innocence is also a matter of respect.

00:18:38Once, we...

00:18:40Earlier, we didn't have mobile phones.

00:18:42We used to have a phone at home.

00:18:44I still remember the red one.

00:18:45With numbers on it.

00:18:48So, that phone rang at night.

00:18:50My friend's phone rang at 4 in the morning.

00:18:52He said, Mr. Sudesh, there is an earthquake today.

00:18:54Set it off at 6 in the morning.

00:18:56So, I will tell you.

00:18:58I woke him up.

00:19:00Set it off at 6 in the morning.

00:19:01He felt pity for the women in the streets.

00:19:04He didn't know that they had their phones at home.

00:19:07He woke everyone up.

00:19:08There was an open ground outside.

00:19:10There was a plot. Everyone was standing there.

00:19:12It was 6 in the morning.

00:19:13She was praying.

00:19:13God, have mercy on us.

00:19:16I told her that there is no earthquake.

00:19:17She said, let it come.

00:19:18Otherwise, I will be humiliated.

00:19:20So, I told everyone.

00:19:22I have already told everyone.

00:19:24What will they think? That she is a liar.

00:19:26She said that she will be humiliated.

00:19:28I told her that there is an earthquake.

00:19:29She said, set it off at 6 in the morning.

00:19:31Set it off at 6 in the morning.

00:19:32She said, let it come.

00:19:33She said, set it off at 6 in the morning.

00:19:34She had forgotten all the numbers in the ground.

00:19:36I woke up in the morning and started telling everyone.

00:19:38But no one came.

00:19:39Everyone disturbed my sleep.

00:19:41That's why I told God to come.

00:19:43Let it come.

00:19:44Let it happen.

00:19:47I told you that it will come.

00:19:48It took 2-3 minutes.

00:19:50I told everyone in the colony.

00:19:52Yes.

00:19:53But...

00:19:55She is feeling so bad.

00:19:57Why did she feel bad?

00:19:59Dad said that he called at 4 in the morning.

00:20:01She said that she forgot all the numbers.

00:20:03I didn't forget.

00:20:06She doesn't even know the time.

00:20:08I know the time.

00:20:09I am telling the truth.

00:20:12You are mistaken.

00:20:15I didn't forget.

00:20:16I didn't forget.

00:20:18I told you that it will come at 3 in the morning.

00:20:20It will come at 3 in the morning.

00:20:21I got a call at 2 in the morning.

00:20:23I told everyone in the colony at 2 in the morning.

00:20:25Didn't you want us to stay alive?

00:20:27No.

00:20:28How will I thank everyone in the colony?

00:20:31Listen to me.

00:20:35Listen to this song.

00:20:36I will tell you.

00:20:38I got a call at 2 in the morning.

00:20:41I said that there will be an earthquake today.

00:20:43He will go to NCT.

00:20:45I got a call at 2 in the morning.

00:20:47That's why I told everyone that it will come at 3-4 in the morning.

00:20:49Who is lying?

00:20:52It will come at 3 in the morning.

00:20:54See, I told you.

00:20:55It will come at 3 in the morning.

00:20:56Guys, he doesn't even prepare for the podcast.

00:20:59Tell me something.

00:21:01You are a big star.

00:21:05You have managers.

00:21:06You have a different life.

00:21:08You are one of the top comedians.

00:21:09What did you say?

00:21:10I have a bad manager.

00:21:15He is standing here.

00:21:16Do you have a camera?

00:21:18Show him.

00:21:19He is such a manager that after his show,

00:21:22he takes money from people.

00:21:24Yes.

00:21:26He takes protein from people.

00:21:28He is such a manager.

00:21:29I will tell you.

00:21:31Let's say he thinks that I am a celebrity.

00:21:36And I have hired him.

00:21:37And I do all his duties.

00:21:41I call him and say that he is coming to the show.

00:21:43Should I hire him?

00:21:44Yes, hire him.

00:21:45So, he...

00:21:46Shekhar says that...

00:21:48Sir, tell him that the car should be like this.

00:21:51I say, what are you doing?

00:21:53If I have to go to the hotel,

00:21:55he...

00:21:56It seems that he is a big shot.

00:21:59Sometimes people give him flowers in the hotel.

00:22:02So, he says that he is with me.

00:22:05Oh.

00:22:07So, this is my condition.

00:22:08And he takes 10%.

00:22:09And I don't understand why I give him 10%.

00:22:13I have to do all the work.

00:22:14What will he do in comedy?

00:22:15I have to go to the back.

00:22:16And I have to talk.

00:22:1810%.

00:22:18If it is 1 lakh, it is 10,000.

00:22:2010,000.

00:22:21If it is 5 lakhs, it is 50,000.

00:22:25So, I pray that my payment doesn't increase.

00:22:29So that he doesn't have to pay.

00:22:30So that he doesn't have to pay.

00:22:31I was scared.

00:22:31A person came and said 15 lakhs.

00:22:33I said, no, 5 lakhs.

00:22:34He will take so much money.

00:22:37If you take 15 lakhs, he will take 1.5 lakhs.

00:22:40Hmm.

00:22:40Now, what should I do with him?

00:22:42Then I send him to the gym.

00:22:44You do it instead of me.

00:22:45I can see your hard work somewhere.

00:22:46Okay, he is the manager of today.

00:22:49He is your manager of today.

00:22:52In that era, when you used to do orchestra shows.

00:22:56Now, he is my manager.

00:22:57What?

00:22:57Yes.

00:22:58Like, I am at home.

00:22:59Look, I have to get a payment of 50 rupees.

00:23:02So, where will the manager come from?

00:23:04Then people used to come to my house.

00:23:07Hello, sister-in-law.

00:23:09So, he has to come to my house.

00:23:11He has to come to meet me.

00:23:13Once, he didn't remember who came.

00:23:16So, someone came to meet me.

00:23:18Someone came to meet me.

00:23:19I asked, who?

00:23:20He said, I forgot the name.

00:23:23I remember the names.

00:23:25I don't know, Kalvinder or Balvinder.

00:23:29Harinder, Narender, Harjinder.

00:23:32Yes, Bittu.

00:23:34Now, I don't remember the names.

00:23:36Bittu.

00:23:37Yes.

00:23:38So, this is how innocent he is.

00:23:41Old names are also like this.

00:23:43This is a big joke.

00:23:45He is so innocent.

00:23:47It's about Mumbai.

00:23:49So, whatever I am saying is not a lie.

00:23:52It's a joke.

00:23:53It's the truth.

00:23:54Yes, here...

00:23:55Why is his wife saying it's a joke?

00:23:56No, it's a comedy joke.

00:23:58So, it's not a joke, it's a joke.

00:24:01No, no, it's a joke.

00:24:03It's a joke.

00:24:06I just bought an umbrella here.

00:24:10It's a bottle.

00:24:11I used to take it out.

00:24:12I bought it and kept it in the car.

00:24:14We went a little further.

00:24:16It was raining, so I went out.

00:24:18I took it out.

00:24:19I said, don't take it out.

00:24:20It will get wet.

00:24:22It's raining.

00:24:23Why did you buy it?

00:24:24It's an umbrella.

00:24:26He was so innocent and cute.

00:24:28He said, don't take it out.

00:24:30Don't take it out, it will get spoilt.

00:24:33It will get wet.

00:24:34It will get spoilt.

00:24:35Harsh, whenever you send him to the market to buy something,

00:24:40the kids are also there.

00:24:41Don't send him alone.

00:24:43It's the same thing.

00:24:45Get some flour for your husband.

00:24:48It will give him peace of mind.

00:24:49She is so innocent.

00:24:51A lot. I say...

00:24:52But has anyone ever cheated him financially?

00:24:56Yes, yes, yes.

00:24:58She won't tell us. I will tell you.

00:25:00Has anyone eaten your kitties?

00:25:02Kitties.

00:25:02Yes.

00:25:04Kitties.

00:25:05You didn't eat them and come to Bombay.

00:25:07Your kitties...

00:25:08You must have had money in you.

00:25:11It was a kitty. Someone took a loan.

00:25:13Yes.

00:25:14The thing is...

00:25:15I have told her from the beginning.

00:25:18I have told her from the beginning because...

00:25:21When we got married...

00:25:24There is no wedding night.

00:25:26Wedding night.

00:25:29What will you do if someone does comedy there?

00:25:32She has done a lot of comedy.

00:25:34She is a real comedian.

00:25:34Was there a wedding night?

00:25:36Yes, there was a wedding night.

00:25:39The one with flowers and fruits.

00:25:40Not flowers and fruits.

00:25:41We were wearing a turban.

00:25:43I mean, we didn't have a house.

00:25:45We had a room and a family.

00:25:48Outside the house, it was like...

00:25:50Outside the shops, it was like this.

00:25:51We were wearing a turban.

00:25:54We were wearing a turban.

00:25:56We used to sleep there.

00:25:58So...

00:25:59When we started sleeping like this...

00:26:02When we started sleeping like this, she used to say...

00:26:04Oh God, we are depending on you.

00:26:09Now she...

00:26:11She has a habit of taking God's name while sleeping.

00:26:14On our wedding night...

00:26:15Oh God, we are depending on you.

00:26:17She has made a man religious.

00:26:19A man should be afraid that God will come and save him.

00:26:22What can I do?

00:26:24So what? I have taken God's name.

00:26:28So think about it.

00:26:29After that...

00:26:31How long...

00:26:34So the thing is, she is very innocent.

00:26:39She told me a story.

00:26:42She said, something bad must be going on.

00:26:44The police came.

00:26:45They asked her where her house was.

00:26:46She said, the one who sells opium.

00:26:50The police came.

00:26:51No, it wasn't hers.

00:26:53It was my mother's.

00:26:54Oh God.

00:26:55My mother was very innocent.

00:26:59I mean, I have to tell the truth.

00:27:00I shouldn't lie, right?

00:27:02So someone came to our gate.

00:27:05He said, he took the name of the man.

00:27:09He asked where he lives.

00:27:10She said, the one who sells opium.

00:27:12That's what she wants.

00:27:13The police.

00:27:14She said, the one who sells opium.

00:27:17I said, what did you say there?

00:27:20She said, I didn't lie.

00:27:23Oh God.

00:27:24He has kept the name here.

00:27:25We all know who he is.

00:27:26Yes, there are people like him.

00:27:27The one who sells cables.

00:27:29The one who sells VCRs.

00:27:30The one who has a house in Kothi.

00:27:32There are such names there.

00:27:33It wasn't so strict in those days.

00:27:35I think it was legal.

00:27:36It was addressed like this.

00:27:38He said, did you bring the shop?

00:27:39Yes.

00:27:40Did you bring two kilos of potatoes from the buffalo's shop?

00:27:43From the buffalo's shop.

00:27:43Because the shopkeeper must be a buffalo.

00:27:45They used to address him like this.

00:27:47Hey, what were you?

00:27:49Are you dumb?

00:27:50Did you bring the stuff?

00:27:51They used to say like this.

00:27:54I mean, yes, Harsh.

00:27:56We used to address him like this in Punjab.

00:27:57Like in Baitin, he is everywhere.

00:28:01Yes, yes.

00:28:02If you don't touch him,

00:28:04they say, if you don't touch him,

00:28:07you address him like this.

00:28:08He used to come to school.

00:28:09They used to address him like this.

00:28:10His name must be Pinda.

00:28:12But no one calls him Pinda.

00:28:13His name is there.

00:28:15On the day of P.P.A.

00:28:16Yes, okay, okay.

00:28:17There was a death of an elderly man in our family.

00:28:21So we took him there.

00:28:22We cremated him there.

00:28:24So everything happened.

00:28:26The priest there told me to take a photo.

00:28:29I asked him, aren't you ashamed?

00:28:31He said, I don't know when you will come again, sir.

00:28:33He thought there was a shooting going on.

00:28:35I mean, such people.

00:28:37I don't know when you will come to the cremation ground again.

00:28:39Such people, who don't know what to say.

00:28:43So he thinks, I told him to see the mock-up.

00:28:47He said, I don't know when you will come again, sir.

00:28:50He said, I don't know when you will come again, sir.

00:28:51He means, you are looking young, sir.

00:28:53I said, I can't even do this there.

00:28:55Because everyone...

00:28:56So such people are there.

00:28:58I mean, Bhola Bhanna is still there.

00:28:59But he doesn't have anything in his mind.

00:29:01But he doesn't understand.

00:29:02He thinks, I don't know when he will get a chance.

00:29:05He will get it done.

00:29:06He was about to leave, but he left.

00:29:07I had an accident once.

00:29:10So there was an accident in the car.

00:29:12And it hit me.

00:29:13And I was lying down like this.

00:29:14It was very difficult.

00:29:15I was lying there.

00:29:16Brother, let's take a photo.

00:29:19So I said, don't you think it's Mr. Amrit?

00:29:22And Titu is with me.

00:29:24So he said, let's take a photo.

00:29:26How do I tell them?

00:29:27These people don't...

00:29:28Yes.

00:29:30I remembered an accident.

00:29:32I will tell you about it.

00:29:34You know that there was an accident.

00:29:38In a plane.

00:29:38Yes.

00:29:41What was the story?

00:29:43Look at his love for me there.

00:29:47In the plane, there are stairs.

00:29:52There are temporary stairs outside.

00:29:55So we were getting down from there.

00:29:57There was a small girl in front of him.

00:30:00And I, Shikha and Saad were at the back.

00:30:02And the girl was at the front and he was at the back.

00:30:04And the girl left a little ahead.

00:30:06She was small.

00:30:07So she was like this.

00:30:10She put her foot on the stairs.

00:30:11And she went like this and her foot went inside.

00:30:13And then it closed.

00:30:15And her foot went like this.

00:30:18It went inside?

00:30:19Yes.

00:30:20It went inside.

00:30:22And I quickly told her to open it.

00:30:25And I tied her like this.

00:30:27I kept my hand like this.

00:30:29Now, if you don't want to fight, you have to do this.

00:30:31No, no.

00:30:33She did this.

00:30:34She didn't let me feel that she will be insulted.

00:30:39I mean, what will happen?

00:30:42What happened to my feet?

00:30:44Did you see my feet?

00:30:45Yes.

00:30:46I did this and then we went straight to the hospital.

00:30:52They didn't do anything.

00:30:56We went to the hospital.

00:30:57The doctor asked me who told you to do this.

00:31:00I told him that I had heard that you have to do this.

00:31:03You have to join your legs.

00:31:04He said that's why I survived.

00:31:06I mean, this is very good.

00:31:07Today, everything is fine.

00:31:09So, literally, this part was down?

00:31:11Yes.

00:31:12It was down, but it was separated.

00:31:16And you held it like this?

00:31:17Yes, I held it like this and tied it.

00:31:18This is right.

00:31:19You should join your legs properly.

00:31:20After that, I got well.

00:31:22It was God's grace.

00:31:24The rest of them told me that if I want to file a case,

00:31:27I can get crores of rupees.

00:31:29This can happen.

00:31:30Whatever you say.

00:31:31But I thought that the one who has a job,

00:31:34he shouldn't lose his job.

00:31:35He didn't do it on purpose.

00:31:37I told him to leave it.

00:31:40But I don't know what will happen.

00:31:42Thank God, I survived.

00:31:44And the other thing was that the airlines

00:31:46used to stand there all night.

00:31:48So, I thought that if they hadn't done this,

00:31:52I would have got angry.

00:31:53But God saved me.

00:31:56I had to go to Amritsar from there.

00:31:58So, we were taking him on a wheelchair.

00:32:00It was a parent operation.

00:32:02I was going to the airport on a wheelchair.

00:32:05I said, what happened?

00:32:06I am feeling bad.

00:32:07I am sitting and you are standing.

00:32:08Oh, my God.

00:32:11Should I sit on a wheelchair?

00:32:13Think about it.

00:32:15He broke his leg.

00:32:16I am not feeling good.

00:32:19Should I sit on a wheelchair?

00:32:21Look at him.

00:32:22I take him with love.

00:32:24Look at his feelings.

00:32:26He doesn't know what love is.

00:32:29But did she ever get angry at you?

00:32:32No, she doesn't get angry at me.

00:32:35No, he is saying that he doesn't get angry at me.

00:32:37I have never been angry at him.

00:32:38Do you know what is anger?

00:32:39What is his anger?

00:32:40No, I don't get angry at him.

00:32:41I feel bad if he does something wrong.

00:32:45Even if he does something wrong,

00:32:47do you know what his anger is?

00:32:48His anger is not that he didn't get what he wanted.

00:32:54His anger is that he didn't get what he wanted.

00:32:56He doesn't want anything.

00:32:57He wants to take care of himself and his children.

00:32:59He has seen poverty before.

00:33:01He doesn't want to go through it again.

00:33:03He wants to get what he wants.

00:33:05He doesn't want to go through it again.

00:33:07He doesn't get angry at his children.

00:33:10He never gets angry at anyone.

00:33:12If you talk to him, he starts crying.

00:33:15He starts talking to you with love.

00:33:17Come here.

00:33:20Really.

00:33:22Don't make me cry.

00:33:23I have cried a lot.

00:33:25No, she has cried a lot.

00:33:27Do you know what love is?

00:33:29It is a good thing to be around such a soul.

00:33:34A soul is a good wife.

00:33:38Especially a good wife.

00:33:40There is a saying,

00:33:43a mother's blessing.

00:33:45It's not just a mother's blessing.

00:33:46A mother is a loving mother.

00:33:48A mother is a blessing only when she loves her child.

00:33:51It's not like that.

00:33:52If a wife loves her child,

00:33:53she is also a mother.

00:33:55For example, we stay at home.

00:33:57Let's say she takes care of everyone.

00:33:59She has children.

00:34:01I have a child.

00:34:01She has children.

00:34:02I am giving them to everyone.

00:34:03When we are out,

00:34:06we are the father.

00:34:07These are our children.

00:34:08We are doing everything for them.

00:34:10A family doesn't mean that you have to take care of everyone.

00:34:12I have this habit from the beginning.

00:34:14When I got married,

00:34:16I used to hear new things.

00:34:18I don't eat food.

00:34:19My husband has come home.

00:34:20I have to eat with him.

00:34:21He must have taught me.

00:34:23When I came home for the first time,

00:34:24I had a lot of work to do.

00:34:26I came home late at night.

00:34:28I don't know what time it was.

00:34:29I was hungry.

00:34:30I didn't eat anything.

00:34:31She said,

00:34:33you should have told me.

00:34:34I didn't eat either.

00:34:35You should have told me.

00:34:37When I came home for the first time,

00:34:38I told her that I will come home late.

00:34:41Now, you have to eat.

00:34:43You have to cook food and keep it.

00:34:48You don't have to heat it for me.

00:34:50You don't have to do this.

00:34:51I will eat like this.

00:34:52You don't have to do this.

00:34:53You know what my problem is?

00:34:55It's the opposite.

00:34:56I don't want to clean my room.

00:34:58Really?

00:34:58I don't want to clean my room.

00:35:00My clothes are dirty.

00:35:01If I keep it anywhere,

00:35:02you have to keep it there.

00:35:03You don't have to do anything.

00:35:04My…

00:35:05Oh, my.

00:35:06Bharti.

00:35:07Oh, my.

00:35:10Oh, my.

00:35:10Bharti.

00:35:16No, I am crying because

00:35:19I used to think that I am very good.

00:35:21I used to take care of Harsh.

00:35:22He also used to say that

00:35:24I have taken care of him a lot.

00:35:25I feel like I haven't even started.

00:35:28Because I am learning a lot today.

00:35:31I mean, you won't find such wives

00:35:33in today's world.

00:35:35Really.

00:35:35No one will get such wives.

00:35:37So, look.

00:35:38If someone sings a song,

00:35:41the singer says, wow.

00:35:42If someone is good,

00:35:43then it's a good thing.

00:35:44He feels that he is also like me.

00:35:45I am also like him from inside.

00:35:46That's why I belong to him.

00:35:48Otherwise, do you know what others do?

00:35:49They are backward people.

00:35:51Yes.

00:35:51There are such people

00:35:52who don't like these things.

00:35:54They will explain to you.

00:35:56You should take care of yourself.

00:35:58You are today's woman.

00:35:59Today's women are not tomorrow's women.

00:36:01My house is named after her.

00:36:04I have a house named after her.

00:36:07It should be named after you.

00:36:09It should be my second name.

00:36:11I have so much to do with her.

00:36:13And my daughter-in-law.

00:36:14Just think.

00:36:15I bought a house here.

00:36:16It's such a big house.

00:36:17It's very big.

00:36:18I had to get it registered.

00:36:20She was in Amritsar.

00:36:22I thought I should give her another name.

00:36:24So, I told Sakshi.

00:36:25Sakshi, let's give her your name.

00:36:27She said, no.

00:36:28You can call your mother from there.

00:36:31It should be her name.

00:36:32It's wrong.

00:36:33It should be her name.

00:36:35It shouldn't be mine.

00:36:36That's how it is.

00:36:37When I got married here,

00:36:39I bought a house in Film City.

00:36:41It was a one-bedroom house.

00:36:42I gave her a gift of 1.5 crore.

00:36:44I told her to stay here.

00:36:46She said, let's stay here for a day.

00:36:49You made it.

00:36:50But not from tomorrow.

00:36:51I said, why?

00:36:52She said, no.

00:36:53Because if we get used to it,

00:36:56we will never come home again.

00:36:57If you say so,

00:36:58we will go to Shikha.

00:36:59If you are on the show,

00:37:00Bommi will be alone.

00:37:01So, don't get us used to it.

00:37:03Oh!

00:37:04This is a family.

00:37:05You live together as a family.

00:37:07Yes.

00:37:07Wherever we go,

00:37:09whether in Amritsar or here,

00:37:11we are never alone.

00:37:13I have seen that

00:37:15you don't have many friends.

00:37:18In the industry,

00:37:20you don't smoke or drink.

00:37:22You don't even party.

00:37:24You make your family your friends.

00:37:25Your kids are your friends.

00:37:27I have seen that.

00:37:27I will tell you about the party.

00:37:30I like parties.

00:37:31But I...

00:37:33You must have seen at our house.

00:37:34We don't do any function.

00:37:36The four of us sit and say,

00:37:37happy birthday to you.

00:37:38We don't invite anyone.

00:37:40The reason is...

00:37:42You know,

00:37:43there are some people

00:37:45who feel that

00:37:47if I invite 20 people today,

00:37:50and someone is left out,

00:37:53they feel that

00:37:53he must be thinking that

00:37:54he didn't invite me.

00:37:55Maybe I am younger.

00:37:57He invited him.

00:37:58He is elder.

00:37:58Then the next time,

00:37:59he is left out.

00:38:00He is left out.

00:38:01That's why I feel that

00:38:02when you do a function,

00:38:04you know that

00:38:06when we do a function,

00:38:07how it is.

00:38:09We never do that.

00:38:11If we do it,

00:38:12we do it every day.

00:38:14But be good to everyone.

00:38:16But here,

00:38:18the thing about culture is

00:38:19that the culture in Mumbai

00:38:21is that they don't get angry.

00:38:22These people are good.

00:38:24They are good in Amritsar.

00:38:25But in Amritsar, Punjab,

00:38:26they are a bit innocent and emotional.

00:38:29They get hurt.

00:38:30We didn't do anything like that.

00:38:31Here, everyone knows

00:38:32that this happens to everyone.

00:38:34The rule here is

00:38:35that if you are late,

00:38:36then leave without saying bye.

00:38:38Because if you say bye,

00:38:39they will stop you.

00:38:40His face is there.

00:38:41Leave, leave, leave.

00:38:42That's how they do it.

00:38:42No, but I...

00:38:45Obviously, at that time,

00:38:46we didn't understand.

00:38:48When we worked together,

00:38:49I used to think that

00:38:50Mr. Sudesh doesn't party.

00:38:51Why doesn't he party?

00:38:52Why? What's the fun in that?

00:38:54Look, there are parties in our homes too.

00:38:56Like, I tell someone

00:38:57to invite someone or something.

00:38:59First of all,

00:39:00the environment doesn't work for them.

00:39:01That's also right in its place.

00:39:03Because wherever we say,

00:39:03how much tea, coffee,

00:39:05keep this and that.

00:39:06Those who know

00:39:09that they are like this,

00:39:10then they feel good.

00:39:11Those who think differently

00:39:12that this will happen,

00:39:13then we do that for them too.

00:39:15I understand this today

00:39:16that when my family came,

00:39:18I feel that

00:39:19I spent two hours at a club

00:39:21with my friends.

00:39:22It's better than that.

00:39:23I spend time with my child.

00:39:24It's more fun there.

00:39:26So, I think they understand.

00:39:27Like, you are there, Krishna is there,

00:39:30Kapil Sharma is there.

00:39:31Everyone knows that

00:39:33they enjoy it.

00:39:34Our party environment will be good.

00:39:36Those who don't know,

00:39:38they won't like it.

00:39:40And we also go somewhere.

00:39:41Nowadays, this also happens.

00:39:43If I go to a party,

00:39:44I'm looking for coffee.

00:39:45It's not like old times.

00:39:47There is no coffee.

00:39:48There is no tea.

00:39:49So, they say,

00:39:50this is not good for us.

00:39:51There is no coffee or tea.

00:39:53Only beer.

00:39:54You will get a light breezer.

00:39:57Then I roam around

00:39:58with empty hands in parties.

00:40:00Yes.

00:40:00It's a bit stylish to hold something.

00:40:03It's not stylish.

00:40:04I will get a glass made.

00:40:05I will also have some tea.

00:40:08You will get a fake mug for beer.

00:40:11You will press it like this.

00:40:12It will look like he drank it.

00:40:14And if you talk too much,

00:40:15he will do like this.

00:40:16It won't even fall.

00:40:17But I enjoy parties here a lot

00:40:20because everyone is an artist.

00:40:21Everyone is open-minded.

00:40:22I saw you at Kapil's house

00:40:23at Ganpati.

00:40:24You were dancing and singing.

00:40:27Kapil enjoys it a lot

00:40:28because he feels like it's his house.

00:40:29I don't know why.

00:40:30Because everyone is close to him.

00:40:31Yes, everyone is close to him.

00:40:32There is an atmosphere.

00:40:34It's not necessary.

00:40:35I called Kapil.

00:40:36I said,

00:40:38Kapil, this time,

00:40:40I will tell you.

00:40:41Don't forget.

00:40:43It's Ganpati.

00:40:44He said, okay.

00:40:45I said, yes.

00:40:46It's at your house.

00:40:47You can call me.

00:40:50It's a good place.

00:40:51He walks here.

00:40:53He laughs and is happy.

00:40:55Go and sit there.

00:40:56I try to go there later

00:40:58because I don't want to get upset.

00:41:00Yes.

00:41:01You sit there and leave after 2-3 hours.

00:41:02Because I really didn't want to get up.

00:41:04I saw that he was there till the end.

00:41:05I left till the end.

00:41:07When Kapil goes home,

00:41:09he doesn't look like Kapil Sharma.

00:41:11He starts dancing like this.

00:41:14Yes.

00:41:15Kapil Sharma is outside

00:41:17and Kapiya is at home.

00:41:18He is not arrogant or a star.

00:41:20Then he comes to us too.

00:41:21It's amazing.

00:41:22It feels good.

00:41:23He enjoys meeting you all.

00:41:25When he has a get-together,

00:41:27people come to him.

00:41:28They talk about old things in Punjabi.

00:41:30He enjoys it a lot.

00:41:31Really.

00:41:32He enjoys it a lot.

00:41:33And his wife is so nice.

00:41:36Kapil, boys get busy talking.

00:41:38They don't ask for tea or water.

00:41:39But his wife comes.

00:41:41She comes out.

00:41:41Forget the talks.

00:41:42Did you drink this?

00:41:43Eat this. Eat that.

00:41:44She is very nice.

00:41:45She knows everything.

00:41:45She has decorated the house.

00:41:48Only a wife can decorate the house.

00:41:50She can do anything.

00:41:51I say, she didn't do it.

00:41:52She decorated the house.

00:41:54Why does a wife decorate the house?

00:41:56For example,

00:41:58she has to stay at home.

00:42:02She has to take care of the kitchen.

00:42:05I want to decorate the house too.

00:42:09So, I have made a studio.

00:42:10Yes, Kapil.

00:42:12Women like the kitchen.

00:42:13I like the studio.

00:42:14I want to come to your house one day.

00:42:16I want to eat bitter gourd.

00:42:17And I want to show your house in the vlog.

00:42:19Sakshi said it specially.

00:42:20She said, don't say it like that.

00:42:22Don't say, I want to come.

00:42:23Tell them when you are coming.

00:42:25When are you coming?

00:42:26We are going to Europe tomorrow.

00:42:28But the time is fixed.

00:42:29We will definitely come after that.

00:42:31Yes.

00:42:31I have been saying that I want to come.

00:42:34I will tell you if she doesn't come to our house.

00:42:36You come and tell me.

00:42:38I will tell you the menu.

00:42:40Rajma, rice and bitter gourd.

00:42:42Okay.

00:42:43Bring this.

00:42:43She has made the kids say yes.

00:42:45Yes, bring this.

00:42:46Bring this.

00:42:47Bring this.

00:42:47It is very tasty.

00:42:48He says, you cook very well.

00:42:51I will make you eat.

00:42:52What?

00:42:52I will make you eat.

00:42:54Kashmira, the one from LA.

00:42:56The one who eats salad.

00:42:57She said, the bitter gourd that Billu made.

00:42:58Isn't it that you ate it in front of her?

00:42:59Kashmira ate the roti with bitter gourd.

00:43:01She was very happy.

00:43:02She thought so much.

00:43:04She said, bring the bitter gourd.

00:43:04Even today, Bharti was making the vlog.

00:43:06She said the same thing.

00:43:07Bitter gourd.

00:43:08She said, the food that she makes.

00:43:10I made it while coming to the vlog.

00:43:13Sudesh sir's wife makes very good food.

00:43:16His entire family is coming.

00:43:17If anyone in the family has the brains,

00:43:19then they will bring it.

00:43:20If not, and that's what happened.

00:43:21They didn't bring it.

00:43:24But next time, whether he comes or not,

00:43:26I am bringing my kid.

00:43:27No, I will also come.

00:43:28Yes, you three will come.

00:43:29Yes, I will come.

00:43:29If he doesn't come, try that Sudesh sir doesn't come.

00:43:32Then I will tell you the real things.

00:43:34In Laughter Chef.

00:43:36Who is the chef?

00:43:37Yes, in Laughter Chef.

00:43:39Now, I got to know.

00:43:41I was sad at first.

00:43:42Then I laughed later.

00:43:43What?

00:43:44Paji got injured.

00:43:47Paji got injured because of Nia.

00:43:50He was dancing.

00:43:51His leg came and he fell so hard.

00:43:54That...

00:43:54I saw Sudesh sir in pain for the first time.

00:43:56Sudesh sir, tell the truth.

00:43:57I was joking.

00:43:58Someone was acting.

00:43:58So when he did like this,

00:44:01he did it lightly.

00:44:02Who does it from their side?

00:44:03Obviously.

00:44:03But that poor girl got hurt.

00:44:05What did I do?

00:44:06I was trying to tell her.

00:44:08She didn't know.

00:44:09Nothing happened.

00:44:11She got hurt.

00:44:13I didn't cry.

00:44:14She cried a lot.

00:44:15She got hurt.

00:44:16She reached her home.

00:44:17Yes.

00:44:18I saw on Nia's Instagram

00:44:20that on the story,

00:44:21her face says,

00:44:22sorry, Sudesh sir.

00:44:23For this mistake,

00:44:24don't get her married to Sudesh sir.

00:44:27Okay.

00:44:28In such a situation,

00:44:29you open the door one day.

00:44:30Sudesh sir and Nia are wearing a necklace.

00:44:32Oh.

00:44:32What will you do?

00:44:33I will fall in love in such delicate moments.

00:44:35Shut up.

00:44:36What a question.

00:44:37Give me a question.

00:44:38Then what will you do?

00:44:39Billo, tell me.

00:44:39No, it will never happen.

00:44:40If you do,

00:44:42will you hold her hair

00:44:44or will you punch her?

00:44:45Why are you making me happy

00:44:46by saying such things?

00:44:49I am even dreaming.

00:44:52Don't do this.

00:44:53Don't give me false hope.

00:44:55Close the door.

00:44:56Why are you laughing?

00:44:57Because I have a car.

00:44:59No, no.

00:45:01For us,

00:45:02lentils are fine.

00:45:03We don't want paneer.

00:45:05Why do you call your wife lentils?

00:45:07Come here.

00:45:08We can eat lentils everyday.

00:45:09Paneer is available sometimes.

00:45:11You want her to become a paneer.

00:45:13No, no.

00:45:14If lentils are available,

00:45:15we can get paneer sometimes.

00:45:16But why sometimes?

00:45:19Why paneer sometimes?

00:45:20Sometimes, we can eat paneer.

00:45:22She doesn't want to tell you.

00:45:25She wants to meet you.

00:45:26Paneer is fine sometimes.

00:45:28Why is it fine sometimes?

00:45:30Oh, man.

00:45:32Listen.

00:45:33Today, I want to tell you

00:45:35about her love.

00:45:37How much she loves you.

00:45:38Be careful.

00:45:40She watches Saafdan India.

00:45:43I watch it when I'm free.

00:45:44I love it.

00:45:45Because...

00:45:46Because it ends in an hour.

00:45:50Saafdan India.

00:45:51We get to know.

00:45:52We don't watch comedy shows.

00:45:53When we do comedy,

00:45:54we know what it is.

00:45:55We watch it.

00:45:57We enjoy it.

00:45:58Because we watched a lot during lockdown.

00:46:00We were free.

00:46:01So, we watched it.

00:46:02One day, she was watching it.

00:46:04There was a scene.

00:46:05There is a guy.

00:46:08He has a wife.

00:46:09The guy goes out.

00:46:10He has a setting.

00:46:12When he meets her,

00:46:15she blackmails him.

00:46:17She says, I'll tell your wife.

00:46:18Or else, give me money.

00:46:19When it ends, she says,

00:46:21if something happens to you,

00:46:23by the way,

00:46:24if someone blackmails you,

00:46:26I'll tell your wife.

00:46:27Give me money.

00:46:28Don't give me money.

00:46:29I won't say anything.

00:46:31Oh, man.

00:46:33That's great.

00:46:34That's great.

00:46:35I'll never be like that.

00:46:37Don't commit suicide outside.

00:46:39Tell me.

00:46:40Tell me.

00:46:41But don't commit suicide.

00:46:43Don't do anything like that.

00:46:44That's great.

00:46:46I mean...

00:46:47I love you so much.

00:46:49Don't worry.

00:46:51If you make a mistake,

00:46:52tell me.

00:46:53I'll sort it out.

00:46:54It's so mature.

00:46:55People have words.

00:46:58In English, they say,

00:47:00emotion is emotion.

00:47:03In emotion,

00:47:04there is a word.

00:47:05I don't know.

00:47:06I never went to school.

00:47:08I'm illiterate.

00:47:10Absolutely.

00:47:11And this too.

00:47:12If I had said it directly,

00:47:13she would have got angry.

00:47:14Got it?

00:47:16This too.

00:47:17If I had said this too,

00:47:19she would have tolerated it.

00:47:21If I had said,

00:47:24she is illiterate.

00:47:26She doesn't know anything.

00:47:27Then she would have looked at me like that.

00:47:28That's why I don't know anything.

00:47:30Okay, you said it in your own way.

00:47:31I'm illiterate.

00:47:32I'm a useless man.

00:47:34This too.

00:47:35If you say it like that,

00:47:36it's fine.

00:47:37The truth is,

00:47:39we both didn't go to school.

00:47:40This is true.

00:47:41There is no comedy in this.

00:47:42Okay.

00:47:43But this is good.

00:47:45God wanted us to be a couple

00:47:47so that we don't fight.

00:47:52We live outside.

00:47:54We live in the world.

00:47:56We learn and understand.

00:47:57They have to stay at home

00:47:58with their family.

00:47:59But emotions

00:48:01and advice

00:48:03don't do this.

00:48:04Do that there.

00:48:06If you are still sitting here,

00:48:07if you like me here,

00:48:09it's because of this.

00:48:10If she wasn't with me,

00:48:12what would I say?

00:48:13When I go on stage,

00:48:14I talk about my wife.

00:48:15Billo did this,

00:48:16she did that.

00:48:17I make her do it too.

00:48:18When I come home,

00:48:19I don't say,

00:48:19why did you do this?

00:48:20If I had a wife like that,

00:48:21how would I do it?

00:48:22She says, Harsh, Harsh.

00:48:23In laughter,

00:48:24Harsh, this.

00:48:25You say this.

00:48:27That's important.

00:48:28If you fall in the trap of respect,

00:48:31you won't get the respect

00:48:32you get from outside.

00:48:32Listen to these four things.

00:48:33You will get a loan.

00:48:34That's true.

00:48:35Yes, no, no.

00:48:36Speaking of loans,

00:48:38when did you realize

00:48:42that you are rich now?

00:48:44You don't have to worry about money.

00:48:45One thing is,

00:48:47you have to worry about work,

00:48:48hard work and money

00:48:49all your life.

00:48:50But one thing is,

00:48:51we don't have to worry about food.

00:48:53We don't have to worry about living.

00:48:54We have properties now.

00:48:56When did you realize this?

00:48:57When the show started.

00:48:59You thought I was going to say this.

00:49:00After the show.

00:49:01But let me tell you,

00:49:02Bharti, Kapil,

00:49:04it's all because of the laughter challenge.

00:49:07But you had already done

00:49:08a film in Punjab.

00:49:10There was only one star in the laughter challenge.

00:49:13He was in a different hotel,

00:49:14a different guy,

00:49:15a different car.

00:49:17He was that guy.

00:49:18And we were 15 people in one Innova.

00:49:22So, you realized in Punjab

00:49:23that you are rich now.

00:49:25No, let me tell you this.

00:49:28Let me tell you this.

00:49:29I want him to talk.

00:49:31I don't want him to speak.

00:49:32But then he has to tease me a little.

00:49:34Yes, please.

00:49:35Yes, Abhiloji, go ahead.

00:49:36You don't remember.

00:49:37I want to tell you

00:49:39that when my cassette came out,

00:49:41it was a hit, but I didn't get the money.

00:49:43What did you say to me?

00:49:44He remembers old things.

00:49:46Old things.

00:49:48You know what?

00:49:48Let me tell you.

00:49:49My cassette came out.

00:49:51It was a hit.

00:49:52It was a hit.

00:49:53It was a hit, but I didn't get the show.

00:49:55I didn't get the money.

00:49:56Because people thought

00:49:57how much money should I give him?

00:49:58I had a payment of Rs. 5000.

00:50:00I still didn't get it.

00:50:01When I used to do shows like that,

00:50:02I used to charge Rs. 1000.

00:50:04I charged Rs. 10,000.

00:50:05But I didn't get the show.

00:50:06Because when you have a name,

00:50:07you don't have to pay a lot of money.

00:50:09But I still didn't get the show.

00:50:11Then she says,

00:50:12how did this become a hit?

00:50:13The flop was better than this.

00:50:15I used to get at least Rs. 12, Rs. 12.

00:50:17The program got shut down.

00:50:18How long was it shut down?

00:50:20Huh?

00:50:21How long was it shut down?

00:50:22A lot.

00:50:23My house was sold.

00:50:24My scooter was sold.

00:50:26I had to pay a lot of rent.

00:50:28It came back because of the name.

00:50:30Because when a person has a name,

00:50:33when a person has a name,

00:50:34then the person says,

00:50:35think of a person as a hero.

00:50:37Even if the film becomes a hit,

00:50:38then he will go here and there.

00:50:40He feels that he is a little standard.

00:50:43But we don't know where that name is.

00:50:46It is a name in a circle.

00:50:49We don't know that the money

00:50:50that they have to give,

00:50:51it is someone else's world.

00:50:53Today, when we make a vlog,

00:50:55if someone gets a little view,

00:50:57some people say,

00:50:58our video has gone viral.

00:50:59Do you know?

00:50:5925,000 people have seen it.

00:51:02It is viral for them.

00:51:04Because they used to get 500.

00:51:0725,000 came.

00:51:08But the people who are viral,

00:51:10they don't believe it.

00:51:11Correct.

00:51:11Right?

00:51:12Similarly, we become a hit.

00:51:13There is a name in a circle many times.

00:51:16But that show world is different.

00:51:19When I got my cassette made

00:51:22to make a name with my money,

00:51:23then I used to take that cassette

00:51:25and go to every company in Punjab

00:51:27to get my cassette made.

00:51:30They used to listen.

00:51:32And do you know what they used to say after listening?

00:51:34No, no, you go to T-Series,

00:51:37we can't take it out.

00:51:37Whoever says go to T-Series,

00:51:39we can't take it out.

00:51:40I made a cassette.

00:51:41Oh.

00:51:41I said, man, these people

00:51:42don't want to do me.

00:51:44They can't do this.

00:51:45Local companies are there.

00:51:46And if they say go to T-Series,

00:51:48then how will they do it?

00:51:49Then I thought, let's go.

00:51:51I really went to T-Series.

00:51:54While roaming in Delhi,

00:51:56I reached T-Series.

00:51:57Outside, there is a statue.

00:51:59It's like going to a big gate.

00:52:01We had to meet him.

00:52:03Sir.

00:52:04T-Series.

00:52:05So he says, yes, yes.

00:52:06So he called us inside.

00:52:09So I have the cassette

00:52:10that I made the master.

00:52:12We went inside.

00:52:13So he said, yes, sit down.

00:52:15So he listened to the cassette.

00:52:18So after listening, he laughed a lot.

00:52:19He was happy.

00:52:20So then he said,

00:52:23now you...

00:52:24It's like this, we liked it a lot.

00:52:26But our special people

00:52:27who watch the entire project,

00:52:29if they listen, they will tell you tomorrow.

00:52:32So how much money will you take for it?

00:52:35I said, I will get the money.

00:52:36It cost me 15,000.

00:52:38So I thought it will be sold.

00:52:40So he said, how much money will you take?

00:52:41I said, no problem.

00:52:42My cassette will come.

00:52:43That's enough for me.

00:52:44We used to have that hobby.

00:52:45Posters should be put.

00:52:46It has come.

00:52:47So we stayed in the hotel yesterday.

00:52:49So my younger brother was with me at that time.

00:52:51So we went in the morning.

00:52:52The cassette is not yet there.

00:52:53So when we went, she said,

00:52:55I'm sorry.

00:52:56I mean, the cassette can't come.

00:52:58I said, what did you say yesterday?

00:53:00He said, no, what they refused,

00:53:02but we enjoyed it a lot.

00:53:04I said, okay, no problem.

00:53:06But you tell me what was missing

00:53:08so that I don't miss it in the future.

00:53:10Tell me.

00:53:12Then he said,

00:53:13you have done comedy in this

00:53:15and sang songs too.

00:53:16And the songs that are sung simply

00:53:17are not comedy.

00:53:18Should we sell it as comedy

00:53:20or should we sell it as songs?

00:53:23Your project is incomplete.

00:53:25You are an artist.

00:53:26I said, thank you, no problem.

00:53:28After that, I came back again.

00:53:30Then I made the cassette again.

00:53:32That was Sade Wari Atta Mukhiya.

00:53:34That was the name of the cassette.

00:53:36So when I made that cassette again,

00:53:38there was someone else before.

00:53:39She was left.

00:53:39Did your 15,000 go?

00:53:41Yes, they went.

00:53:41But when I came to Amritsar,

00:53:43there was another company.

00:53:45I gave it to them.

00:53:46So they took out the cassette.

00:53:47So that cassette also went there.

00:53:49But it went to that area.

00:53:51When I made my new cassette,

00:53:54when it came,

00:53:56that cassette became a super hit.

00:53:58When it became famous,

00:53:59then you feel what to do.

00:54:01Then it became famous.

00:54:02The payment increased.

00:54:03When the payment increased,

00:54:04the show didn't come.

00:54:05So I didn't understand.

00:54:06Then today I understand that.

00:54:08Today.

00:54:08Today, like our show is going on.

00:54:10So we have kept our payment

00:54:12in a limited way.

00:54:14Because if we increase the payment today,

00:54:17then we will increase it today.

00:54:18Then when the downfall comes,

00:54:20then the show people say,

00:54:21this is the payment.

00:54:22My manager also guides me.

00:54:24He is Shekhar.

00:54:25He has a big thing in it.

00:54:28No, sir, don't do this.

00:54:30There is a rate.

00:54:31We are good people.

00:54:33They are businessmen.

00:54:34They know the game of money.

00:54:35We are good people.

00:54:37They are businessmen.

00:54:38They only know the game of money.

00:54:39Earn money like this.

00:54:40Do like this.

00:54:42So keep a limit.

00:54:44That's right.

00:54:45Whatever it is.

00:54:47After seeing your journey,

00:54:49I feel that sometimes

00:54:51God makes something happen.

00:54:54You don't understand what is happening.

00:54:55But at the end of the day,

00:54:56you feel that God made everything happen.

00:54:59Today when I am listening to your story,

00:55:01I feel that then you will not know

00:55:04that the world is going to be so beautiful in the future.

00:55:06What was the matter of T-series?

00:55:08Why were you saying?

00:55:09The matter in that was my Hindi type.

00:55:13So I knew from there

00:55:14that he is telling the truth

00:55:16that you are made for Hindi.

00:55:18Go there.

00:55:19So today he is speaking in Hindi.

00:55:20Because I used to make sounds.

00:55:22Like Shanu sir.

00:55:27There was a song at that time.

00:55:28A song like this.

00:55:33So I made an item on it.

00:55:36That if Kumar Shanu will sing,

00:55:38then how will he sing.

00:55:51There were such things in it.

00:55:53So how Baba Saigal will sing.

00:55:56Narendra Chanchal.

00:55:57So there were such items.

00:55:59I didn't understand what it was.

00:56:00Then later I came to know that this is a different journey.

00:56:04Where to get famous with cassettes.

00:56:07Then there is a laughter challenge.

00:56:09And after that, your comedy is one.

00:56:11I mean, brother, do you know what it is?

00:56:12I feel that I have to see a lot.

00:56:16I have to watch a lot.

00:56:17I have to watch a lot.

00:56:18I have to watch a lot.

00:56:19After watching, reading, listening, meeting a lot.

00:56:22You realize that this comedy is different.

00:56:26Their color is different.

00:56:27Their thing is different.

00:56:28Your comedy, you didn't read books.

00:56:32You didn't watch a lot of play dramas.

00:56:34You didn't write a lot.

00:56:36But when you sit, your punch is like,

00:56:38where did you get this thing from?

00:56:40So thinking for two hours, that phrasing is not made.

00:56:43And your comedy has the biggest game.

00:56:45He had just come, Maheep Singh.

00:56:48I told him too.

00:56:49I said, Mr. Sudesh's comedy is one

00:56:50where you heard it from him.

00:56:53And if you go and hear it, you won't laugh.

00:56:55If Mr. Sudesh has done this to you,

00:56:58I will say that he didn't laugh.

00:57:00You can only tell your story.

00:57:02And this is a very big thing.

00:57:03Otherwise, what happens?

00:57:03Someone imitates someone and tells you.

00:57:05No one can imitate you.

00:57:06No, many people also spoil the comedy.

00:57:08I mean, we tell comedy.

00:57:10They make it serious.

00:57:11I told a joke to someone.

00:57:13That's when it happens.

00:57:14Jokes are going on like this.

00:57:16Sitting and talking.

00:57:17I said, man, a person does like this.

00:57:20So it happens like this from above.

00:57:22So everyone is laughing.

00:57:24A person does like this.

00:57:26Oh, man, then.

00:57:28If the same old man dies, it hurts.

00:57:32He ruined me.

00:57:35So I didn't say this was a comedy.

00:57:36I said, he took medicine too, but he died.

00:57:40I said, let it go on like this.

00:57:42Oh my God.

00:57:43Mr. Sudesh.

00:57:46I used to do gold work.

00:57:49So I used to do something like this.

00:57:52So I was doing it like this.

00:57:54I got hurt here.

00:57:55And I got cut here.

00:57:57So that guy was sitting in front of me.

00:57:58So I used to act in orchestras.

00:58:00So I said, oh.

00:58:02He said, don't act.

00:58:04Work.

00:58:05I said, I'm not acting.

00:58:06I said, acting again.

00:58:08That's why your shop doesn't work.

00:58:10Stop acting and work.

00:58:12I was very angry.

00:58:13I said, get out of here.

00:58:14I said, my blood is coming out of my head.

00:58:17And he's telling me not to act.

00:58:18So the other guy came in front of me.

00:58:20He said, what happened?

00:58:21I said, I got hurt like this.

00:58:23So I did it like this.

00:58:25He said, don't act.

00:58:26He said, brother, don't act either.

00:58:28Leave it.

00:58:29That's what I thought.

00:58:31This is a big thing.

00:58:33Because many people don't understand us.

00:58:35I understand him.

00:58:37But I saw your love story in today's podcast.

00:58:41I swear.

00:58:42His mother is very innocent.

00:58:47She loved him so much.

00:58:49My mother-in-law loved me so much.

00:58:54She said, even if I die, come to my house.

00:58:58So she came to my house.

00:58:59She said, this is my son.

00:59:02This is my everything.

00:59:03So much love.

00:59:05So much love.

00:59:07She was so innocent and nice.

00:59:10I miss her a lot.

00:59:13When I got married, I was telling her that...

00:59:18What?

00:59:19No, listen to me.

00:59:22Okay, I'll tell you.

00:59:23Now she's telling me herself.

00:59:25How sweet.

00:59:27The truth is that my mother-in-law was so innocent.

00:59:30When I got married, I didn't go to my in-laws' house.

00:59:34I didn't go.

00:59:35I didn't feel like going.

00:59:36Because I don't like formalities.

00:59:41I don't like formalities.

00:59:43So I said, I'm your son.

00:59:48Forget it.

00:59:49But my mother-in-law thinks that I'm her son-in-law.

00:59:53What are you saying?

00:59:54So we went there.

00:59:55I told her that my parents live there.

00:59:57They had a VCR at home.

01:00:00The cassette player.

01:00:01Yes, the cassette player.

01:00:02They had a VCR at home.

01:00:04I used to get it for Rs. 4,000.

01:00:06It was my brother-in-law's wedding.

01:00:08So they had a little at home.

01:00:10So I used to go to the veranda.

01:00:13I didn't eat there.

01:00:16I slept there.

01:00:17I couldn't sleep.

01:00:19So at night, when it was past midnight,

01:00:22my mother-in-law came to me.

01:00:25Come inside, son.

01:00:26It's cold.

01:00:27I said, no, it's okay.

01:00:29I'm fine.

01:00:30Don't worry.

01:00:31She came again and woke me up in an hour.

01:00:33Who?

01:00:34My name is Neeta.

01:00:36What?

01:00:36Neeta.

01:00:37No.

01:00:38Neeta.

01:00:39Neeta.

01:00:40We'll talk about her.

01:00:41Please tell us the story.

01:00:42Neeta, Neeta.

01:00:43My name is Neeta.

01:00:45My name is Neeta.

01:00:46Neeta, come inside, son.

01:00:49I said, no, I'm fine.

01:00:50You can go now.

01:00:51It's okay.

01:00:52She came again after an hour at 3 o'clock.

01:00:55No, son, come inside.

01:00:56It's cold.

01:00:56I said, if you tell me now,

01:00:58I'll get up and go to my house.

01:01:01She was inside.

01:01:02She doesn't know.

01:01:03She came again at 4 o'clock.

01:01:05No, son, come inside.

01:01:06It's cold.

01:01:07I got up.

01:01:08You didn't sleep there?

01:01:09No, I got up.

01:01:10I said, I'm going.

01:01:11I opened the gate.

01:01:12No, wait.

01:01:13I went to my house.

01:01:15When she came in the morning,

01:01:17she must have woken up.

01:01:17She asked, where did you go?

01:01:19She said, you woke up like this.

01:01:20I said, your mother doesn't let me sleep.

01:01:22All night, she says, Neeta, come inside.

01:01:24It's cold.

01:01:24Come inside.

01:01:25It's cold.

01:01:26What is this?

01:01:26She said, no.

01:01:27The floor was broken.

01:01:28If you touch it, you'll fall.

01:01:29You're a piece of wood.

01:01:31She put bricks in one place.

01:01:33She put bricks?

01:01:35On the fourth floor?

01:01:36Yes, on the fourth floor.

01:01:36There were three floors.

01:01:37And she put bricks on the fourth floor?

01:01:39Yes, yes.

01:01:39Oh, that's why she didn't let you come in?

01:01:41No, I said, tell me.

01:01:42She didn't let you talk.

01:01:43Tell me.

01:01:45So, she has this thing.

01:01:47How can I tell my son-in-law that it's broken?

01:01:49How sweet.

01:01:50You married a simple girl.

01:01:52How can you say it's broken?

01:01:53Oh, God.

01:01:54She says, poor Neeta, she didn't get up at night.

01:01:56That's why she's like this.

01:01:58Because Neeta is like this.

01:02:00Four floors.

01:02:01And she put bricks in one place.

01:02:03Won't you become like this?

01:02:04Yes, son-in-law is like this.

01:02:05They are not honest people.

01:02:08They don't give their son-in-law money no matter how hard they work.

01:02:11They are like this.

01:02:14My mother was also like this.

01:02:15My mother was also like this.

01:02:16This is also considered as a girl.

01:02:17You have to do something.

01:02:18My mother was also like this.

01:02:18You don't have to take care of anyone.

01:02:19You have to do this.

01:02:20This kind of environment.

01:02:23So, we are a little...

01:02:25And maybe that's why you are like this.

01:02:27As I look at you.

01:02:28So, I don't have any friendship with anyone.

01:02:30I don't have any enmity with anyone.

01:02:32My house is happy.

01:02:33I am happy.

01:02:34My family is happy.

01:02:35I will have so much fun with my family.

01:02:37I will sing songs.

01:02:38I will compose songs.

01:02:40I went to your house once.

01:02:41There was a speaker.

01:02:43Your daughter sings so well.

01:02:45This is life.

01:02:46Enjoy.

01:02:46You know what?

01:02:47If we...

01:02:48I will also say this.

01:02:49It's a very important thing.

01:02:51There are many people who do everything for their wife and children.

01:02:55They are doing everything for them.

01:02:56They are not doing anything for themselves.

01:02:58They are not fulfilling their desires.

01:02:59Then, they become arrogant.

01:03:01At one point, a person becomes arrogant.

01:03:03I am doing everything for them.

01:03:05I am not doing anything for myself.

01:03:06Then, a person says...

01:03:07When he gets angry...

01:03:09I did everything for you.

01:03:10I didn't do anything for myself.

01:03:11Then, he will say, let's do it.

01:03:13We told you not to do it.

01:03:14Do it.

01:03:15Then, he will get even more angry.

01:03:16Then, you won't be able to do it.

01:03:18You will become like this.

01:03:20So, do it for yourself.

01:03:22For example, I take this phone.

01:03:24I give it to everyone.

01:03:26I give the same phone to everyone.

01:03:28If it's a phone worth Rs. 1 lakh, I give it to everyone.

01:03:30Really?

01:03:30Yes.

01:03:31I give it to everyone.

01:03:32If it's a house, I give it to everyone.

01:03:34I give it to everyone equally.

01:03:36I don't do anything for anyone.

01:03:38I don't do anything for my daughter-in-law or daughter.

01:03:41I do everything for everyone.

01:03:45That's great.

01:03:45It's their wish.

01:03:46I don't give them money to do anything.

01:03:49Wow.

01:03:50If I have to go somewhere...

01:03:52I don't keep things at home.

01:03:54No one can say that he did this to me.

01:03:56Wow.

01:03:57This is a big thing.

01:03:58I am sure...

01:03:59The fun that we see in your family...

01:04:02Because we have been watching you for so many years.

01:04:04If you visit their channel once...

01:04:07You will know what we are talking about.

01:04:09I have been following their channel for so long.

01:04:12It's really an addiction.

01:04:14It feels like...

01:04:15Keep watching.

01:04:16You have fun at home.

01:04:18They don't go anywhere.

01:04:19They go for a show.

01:04:21But, they stay at home with their family.

01:04:23They have a blanket on the sofa.

01:04:26They sit on the sofa.

01:04:27They put the blanket on the guest.

01:04:30I saw Nia's photo that day.

01:04:33She came at 1.30 in the night.

01:04:35She thought I broke her knee.

01:04:37Where were you?

01:04:38I was with her.

01:04:39I was with her on Monday and Tuesday.

01:04:40She saved her husband again.

01:04:42I was with her in the blanket.

01:04:44No one was with her.

01:04:45Are you making a video?

01:04:47No.

01:04:47I think we should go to their house...

01:04:50...and do a podcast to show our family.

01:04:53Yes, let's go to their house.

01:04:54With their family.

01:04:55They can be Mani, Shikha...

01:04:58...daughter-in-law, mother-in-law, everyone.

01:05:00My nature is that...

01:05:03...I tell my children and myself...

01:05:05...that when you sleep at night...

01:05:08...you shouldn't sleep in a fight.

01:05:10You shouldn't talk when you are upset.

01:05:13No.

01:05:14You should end the conversation and sleep.

01:05:16If there is a fight...

01:05:18...you should turn around and sleep.

01:05:20You shouldn't sleep when you are upset.

01:05:21Boys don't sleep, right?

01:05:22Once there was a fight.

01:05:23I slept in a fight.

01:05:24Who slept in a fight?

01:05:25When did I sleep in a fight?

01:05:26No.

01:05:27You sleep in a fight with me.

01:05:29You should sleep in a fight.

01:05:29I didn't sleep in a fight.

01:05:30I was scolding her.

01:05:31We have started a fight.

01:05:35Listen, I have been through this before.

01:05:39When we got newly married.

01:05:40When we got newly married...

01:05:41...I was 17 years old.

01:05:43Correct.

01:05:43Do you remember how many fights we had?

01:05:46Yes, at the age of 17...

01:05:48...was he a good boy or a bad boy?

01:05:49I was a good boy at that time.

01:05:52Look at the photo.

01:05:52He is still a good boy.

01:05:53He keeps saying that.

01:05:54He is still a good boy.

01:05:55At that time.

01:05:56Sister-in-law, can I tell you something?

01:05:58Of course.

01:05:58I have been looking at him for 20 years.

01:06:00For 20 years.

01:06:01He has never done anything wrong.

01:06:04He has never said anything wrong.

01:06:06He has never given a wrong feeling.

01:06:07And a person is caught in 20 years.

01:06:09Yes.

01:06:10He has never done anything wrong.

01:06:11I haven't seen him.

01:06:12He hasn't been caught for 20 years.

01:06:14He has been caught.

01:06:16I have caught him.

01:06:17With you.

01:06:19He is like a father to me.

01:06:21And if I tell him that I love him...

01:06:24...he will grab my hair from here.

01:06:25Because if I come with him from Amritsar...

01:06:28...it will be like...

01:06:29Brother Chandan caught Bharti first.

01:06:32What did he catch?

01:06:33Where did he catch her?

01:06:34He was going to the market.

01:06:35He caught her in room 302.

01:06:36No.

01:06:37Not like that.

01:06:38No.

01:06:38He was going to the back road.

01:06:41She was sitting on my bike at 10.30 or 11.

01:06:44I see.

01:06:45Do you know how we caught her?

01:06:46There is a shortage of time.

01:06:47How did we catch her?

01:06:48Harsha used to write our comedy script.

01:06:53When our punches were weak...

01:06:56...and his punches were good...

01:06:57...we thought that there is a sweet going on here.

01:07:00So, it's good to work here.

01:07:02Then someone told me later...

01:07:04...that he writes for him and she writes for him.

01:07:07I didn't understand.

01:07:08We were doing comedy night Bachao.

01:07:11Bachao.

01:07:11I got to know about you there.

01:07:14How did you get to know?

01:07:15Didn't you get to know then?

01:07:16No, I didn't get to know.

01:07:17Many people told me.

01:07:18You look great in comedy scripts.

01:07:20But it wasn't about getting dirty.

01:07:21It was about their love and marriage.

01:07:23I got to know about it.

01:07:24Whose love?

01:07:25Mine was about marriage.

01:07:27Initially, we kept it a secret.

01:07:29I have only one brother.

01:07:30Sudesh is like an elder brother to me.

01:07:32You know that you have never heard anything like this.

01:07:35I said yes for him...

01:07:37...because he didn't say that we should live together.

01:07:40We should spend some time together.

01:07:42When he wrote the message...

01:07:43...he wrote that we should get married.

01:07:46I thought he was standing there with the wedding procession.

01:07:48I got scared.

01:07:50When we were doing BBM and Blackberry...

01:07:51...I thought that Sudesh and Kapil were watching us.

01:07:55That's why I came here.

01:07:57I got so scared that I didn't even talk to him for a couple of days.

01:08:02Then I said okay.

01:08:03He is a nice guy.

01:08:04The thing about Bharti is...

01:08:05...she is the number one girl...

01:08:09...who has said anything to anyone at this level.

01:08:14No one feels bad.

01:08:16She doesn't say anything wrong.

01:08:18She makes them laugh.

01:08:20And even today...

01:08:23...she is scared.

01:08:25That's why she is successful.

01:08:27She is scared of God.

01:08:30You know what?

01:08:32She learns like a student and does it like a teacher.

01:08:35This is very important.

01:08:37When you learn...

01:08:38...you should learn with the intention of learning.

01:08:42When you do it, it's fun.

01:08:45That's the quality of this book.

01:08:46That's great.

01:08:49I want to make a reel out of this.

01:08:52I think we should do the next podcast...

01:08:55...in Lahiri House.

01:08:56Yes.

01:08:56I said that her house is more entertaining than Bigg Boss.

01:09:01Exactly.

01:09:01We will give all the links of her family in the description.

01:09:05Whether it's Shikha, Mani, Sakshi or Billu.

01:09:08You can follow them.

01:09:12Ma'am, thank you so much for coming.

01:09:14Seriously.

01:09:15Thank you so much, Mr. Sudej.

01:09:17It's a big thing for us that you agreed to come on the podcast.

01:09:21If you don't go on TV, how can you come on the podcast?

01:09:24And see how much people like you.

01:09:26Read the comments.

01:09:27Please read the comments.

01:09:28Billu, I want to tell you something.

01:09:29You don't have to pay for the podcast.

01:09:30Your manager was asking for the payment.

01:09:34She came for the shooting.

01:09:34It's free.

01:09:36It's free?

01:09:36Yes.

01:09:37Okay.

01:09:37We earn money from this.

01:09:39She told the truth.

01:09:40She is scared that she might not get the payment.

01:09:43Because she is not used to it.

01:09:44She stays at home all the time.

01:09:46When the vlog is made, she gets ready quickly.

01:09:48Yes.

01:09:50She gets ready quickly.

01:09:51She speaks very well.

01:09:54You don't know about her.

01:09:56One more thing.

01:10:00I was telling you.

01:10:01Don't get upset with your wife.

01:10:04Because it happened to me once.

01:10:06When we got married.

01:10:08We were sleeping on the terrace.

01:10:09We slept on the terrace in the summer.

01:10:11We were sleeping on the same terrace.

01:10:14We had a fight.

01:10:17I slept on the floor.

01:10:21I thought she would come to pacify me.

01:10:23But she didn't.

01:10:23Oh.

01:10:24When she didn't come.

01:10:25I made her fall on the terrace.

01:10:29Then I slept alone.

01:10:30He robbed the terrace.

01:10:31I fell on the terrace.

01:10:33What kind of a fight is this?

01:10:34We were kids.

01:10:36Why were you 18?

01:10:37We were sleeping on the same terrace.

01:10:39Husband and wife are fighting on the terrace.

01:10:41The whole neighborhood is sleeping.

01:10:43I thought I would sleep alone.

01:10:44We had fights like this.

01:10:48But this is not romantic.

01:10:50She was making roti.

01:10:51She hugged me from behind.

01:10:52She didn't say, go, mom will come.

01:10:54No, no.

01:10:55I understood that this is how it should be.

01:10:59I came like this.

01:11:00Yes.

01:11:02What is this?

01:11:04How does she know about romance?

01:11:06What is this?

01:11:07This couple is the best couple.

01:11:10I think this is the original couple.

01:11:11They are the same.

01:11:13But I am telling the truth today.

01:11:15Because today's environment is very...

01:11:18I see that only fortunate people get this from life partner.

01:11:21Yes, yes.

01:11:22I have got this.

01:11:23And I apologize to everyone.

01:11:25I say a lot of things in comedy.

01:11:27But the truth is that she has supported me a lot.

01:11:30That's why I am here today.

01:11:32That's great, brother.

01:11:33I love you even more today.

01:11:36Because your love story is so pure and filmy.

01:11:41It's really filmy.

01:11:42Seriously.

01:11:43She got married in two months.

01:11:44Please tell us in the comments how you liked her love story.

01:11:47And please...

01:11:47And also tell us that if you...

01:11:50Billo ji is speaking less today.

01:11:51Sudesh ji is speaking less.

01:11:52If you want to hear more from Billo ji, we will call him again.

01:11:54But do write in the comments.

01:11:56And Billo ji, please be a little louder.

01:11:59No, this...

01:12:02I want...

01:12:03Yes.

01:12:04I want that there is a camera today.

01:12:07We are sitting in front of it.

01:12:08Bharati and Harsh.

01:12:09If you want to say anything about me,

01:12:12if you want to complain about me to the world, you can do that.

01:12:14You will be here in five minutes.

01:12:15You can say anything.

01:12:17You might have a committee or something.

01:12:20Whatever you want to say.

01:12:21What do you like about her?

01:12:24No, no. You can say bad things.

01:12:25Everyone likes her.

01:12:26You can say bad things.

01:12:27What do you like about her?

01:12:27I can't say bad things about you.

01:12:29What?

01:12:30I can't say bad things about you.

01:12:32No, you can.

01:12:33I can't say bad things about you.

01:12:34Tell me, what is bad about me?

01:12:35I can't say bad things about you.

01:12:37All of her things are good.

01:12:38She can't say bad things about you.

01:12:40No, no.

01:12:41I can't say bad things about you.

01:12:43One thing that you do again and again, you don't like it.

01:12:45I won't do it again.

01:12:46I am telling you.

01:12:47Tell me, what is it?

01:12:48If you don't like anything about me,

01:12:51tell me, I will never do it again.

01:12:53I will be fine.

01:12:55The things that make you sad.

01:12:56I have never been sad.

01:12:58You have never upset me.

01:13:00You can say anything.

01:13:01If someone had said it to me, I would have had 15-16 things to say.

01:13:04That's why I didn't ask you.

01:13:06Thank you so much, guys, for watching this episode.

01:13:09This is a family where the wife loves so much

01:13:13and she is a cow.

01:13:14Cow.

01:13:15Yes.

01:13:16And here, literally, there are cows.

01:13:19Thank you so much for watching this episode.

01:13:21Guys, like, share and subscribe.

01:13:24And please subscribe to the Lehri Family.

01:13:30Man, it was fun.

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