Gutar.Gu.S02E01

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Ritu and Anuj as they navigate through their newly budding romance.

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00:00You
00:26Papa
00:28Mara, I'm the bad cake college mate mission or a
00:34Never
00:36Clearly record responsible banana Chatham
00:46It's not so thought
00:48There is a collectivity
00:51Any hot ocean I know to you
00:54Bella Pan Masala Chakayat
00:57Rastu it now but I'll get my
00:58Papa kids are so that the Dixie and John share care what don't you don't come in come on it?
01:02I think you need all the IC. Kaka Mira gaye Bhopal me Joe to him the Bajjak a puri Karnataka
01:08Amit Bhaiya
01:10Konsa Baba, but just as a bad cut
01:12But but Choco Pan Masala con cut cut hi Amit Bhaiya improvise Karen to be car improvise
01:20Listen to us up nip points the ears curve and I tell you same a cut Jaggi
01:24Sona
01:25Yeah, perfect or Kitna perfect, but now
01:28apnea lines to focus
01:31So I lose start oh yeah, okay, but I'm not too confident
01:34So both own a face visit in Chinatown or be to smile we got off in a sauce be Lillian
01:39Thank you
01:45Ritu
01:48To marry coach points
01:529 sub sailor
01:57He look like Joe ready
02:01Ritu
02:03I'll get to make us collect like a totem. Honestly, but I suck to
02:07my audience actor
02:10And it is a time-waste
02:17Younger
02:23That's all
02:25What if I'm not in budget to marry I'm the bottom man
02:30What's the belly man when I call you should make our Lunga
02:35But much better
02:47Okay
03:13Papa
03:15What's in the bucket college medication builder I have a hockey Leroy correspond to build on the chat on
03:24Thank you, Papa
03:26What's a patata something?
03:30785 996 plus 675 plus 891
03:35I
03:44Want to talk to you about something
03:52Papa you know how much the average package of the college in Bhopal was this year?
03:57Only five lakh rupees
03:59Papa I
04:02was a good student in your time
04:04But nowadays people think I'm a fool
04:06I did a little research
04:08I'm sure I'll get into a good college in Ahmedabad
04:11The average package from Ahmedabad is around 10-12 lakhs
04:22Then see what college you're getting into
04:25You can get admission
04:27I want to be an engineer.
04:29I want to add 14.
04:31So that means you are saying yes?
04:34Yes.
04:36Take it.
04:38I was of your age when I came to Bhopal.
04:40Correct.
04:41This is your decision.
04:43How can this be his decision?
04:46He can't even decide what to wear in the morning.
04:50How will you decide college?
04:52Mom.
04:53Forget all this.
04:54Tell me this.
04:55Why do you want to leave all the colleges in the city and go to Ahmedabad?
04:58That's also right.
05:01Dad's friend Ashok uncle.
05:03He also did engineering from there.
05:05So? He was a topper.
05:07If he had done it from anywhere, he wouldn't have got a job.
05:09Mom, but...
05:10If dad was saying, you should have listened to him once.
05:13Dad will say.
05:15His son is so useless.
05:17To see him, he will have to stay at home.
05:19You will have to stay here in Bhopal.
05:21And if you are so fond of roaming around,
05:23Go and get half a kilo of paneer.
05:25Hurry up.
05:34Dad, what am I saying?
05:36Son, before you go to get paneer,
05:38heat this tea.
05:39It's cold.
05:40Go.
05:41Very good.
05:45Half a kilo.
05:46I will drown in this tea.
05:53No.
06:01Vineet.
06:02Yes.
06:03I am in a very bad mood.
06:05Please go.
06:06Otherwise, you will regret a lot.
06:09Brother,
06:10If you don't listen to me now,
06:12You will regret a lot.
06:17One minute.
06:20Listen.
06:21Tell me.
06:22Brother, an idea is like a virus.
06:26Like fire in the jungle.
06:29Altering perceptions and creating new realities.
06:32What nonsense are you talking?
06:34It's not nonsense, brother.
06:35I am telling you an idea to convince mom.
06:37Haven't you seen Inception?
06:40I missed that one.
06:41Okay.
06:42You will have to plant this idea in mom's mind.
06:48Railways, brother.
06:50Railways, brother.
06:51I have seen a lot.
06:52From now on, I will start watching English movies.
06:59Your bed is something else, brother.
07:05Mom, I can't find my phone.
07:06Can I call from your phone?
07:20I found it, mom.
07:22It was in my pocket.
07:26I am seeing Ameet's friends.
07:28Who have come out after 12th grade.
07:30They are doing much better.
07:31They have become responsible and confident.
07:33And look at Ameet.
07:34He is like a frog in a well.
07:36Sister-in-law,
07:37His mother must be so relaxed.
07:39He must be so happy.
07:40He must be so happy.
07:41He must be so happy.
07:42He must be so happy.
07:43He must be so happy.
07:44He must be so happy.
07:45He must be so happy.
07:46He must be so happy.
07:47He must be so happy.
07:48He must be so happy.
07:49He must be so happy.
07:50His children have come out.
07:53I won't lie.
07:54I am jealous.
08:02Sister-in-law,
08:03Why don't you think about Anuj?
08:05Good bye.
08:15Ahmedabad
08:16Package worth 20lakhs
08:17Ahmedabad
08:18Package worth 20 lakhs
08:19Ahmedabad
08:20Package worth 20 lakhs
08:21Ahmedabad
08:22Best college
08:23Who will go to Ahmedabad?
08:24I also went there.
08:25But it was your turn.
08:26Ahmedabad
08:27Yes, she is coming.
08:28Ahmedabad
08:29Madam, Ahmedabad.
08:30Best college
08:31My brother-in-law also went to the same college.
08:32And he left.
08:33He left?
08:34I got a package worth 20 lakhs in this college in Ahmedabad.
08:37Have I seen you somewhere?
08:39Continue. Continue.
08:40I must have seen you on the radio, ma'am.
08:45On the radio.
08:47On the radio.
08:50Ahmedabad. Ahmedabad colleges. Ahmedabad colleges.
08:54Ahmedabad engineering colleges.
09:01What is this?
09:03From today, I will wash all my underwears myself, mom.
09:07Why?
09:09I want to be responsible.
09:17Do you know?
09:18Yesterday, Mr. Gupta's son was drunk and lying in the gutter.
09:22What are you saying?
09:23Yes, tell me. Is this the age to drink?
09:26I think we should declare a dry state like Gujarat.
09:30Am I right?
09:32You are right. Best colleges.
09:34Ahmedabad best engineering colleges.
09:36Ahmedabad dry state. Ahmedabad.
09:38Ahmedabad. Ahmedabad.
09:40Ahmedabad.
09:41Ahmedabad is best for students.
09:43Ahmedabad is a dry state.
10:02Hey, Vinit.
10:27Vinit.
10:29Brother Ahmed's mother has overacted so much.
10:31I think the entire plan has been ruined.
10:35Mom, keep this on the bed. I will keep it inside.
10:39Okay.
10:43Anuj.
10:45Is the admission of Ahmedabad's college still going on or has it stopped?
10:55It must be going on, mom.
10:57Why are you asking?
10:59I was thinking that Ahmedabad's college is much better than this.
11:04But how will you be able to stay alone?
11:08I will manage, mom.
11:10I mean...
11:14Only when you are alone do the kids learn to be responsible.
11:20Okay.
11:22Let's fill the form tomorrow.
11:29Yes!
11:31Brother, yes, I remember your vanilla and butterscotch scoops very well.
11:37Come on.
11:39Let me tell your sister-in-law.
11:40Yes, come on.
11:51What's the matter, sister-in-law?
11:53Are you shopping for your brother today?
11:55No, not for my brother.
11:56I am buying it for my son.
11:58He is going to a new city. He should look smart.
12:00You should have told me earlier, sister-in-law.
12:02I will show you first class jeans.
12:04You will look like a hero.
12:05Look at this.
12:07Don't make me look too much like a hero.
12:08So that the girls will fall for me.
12:11By the way, which city is he going to, sister-in-law?
12:13He is going to Ahmedabad.
12:15Ahmedabad?
12:16Yes.
12:19Ahmedabad is a nice city, sister-in-law.
12:21It's very quiet.
12:23By the way, I know another sister-in-law.
12:26She is also sending her daughter to Ahmedabad.
12:29If you say, I will make her talk to her.
12:30Yes, sure.
12:32I save everyone's number.
12:34I also send a message of good morning to everyone in the morning.
12:38Hello, brother.
12:41You have a long life, sister-in-law.
12:43I was talking about you.
12:45Her daughter is going to Ahmedabad.
12:47How are you, sister-in-law?
12:51I am fine.
12:52Is everything fine?
12:55Sister-in-law.
13:09Hello. Hello.
13:11Ritu is also going to Ahmedabad?
13:15Ritu? Who?
13:17I...
13:19I forgot to shampoo, mom.
13:24Open the door.
13:25Mom.
13:28Mom, what are you doing? I am hiding inside.
13:29Come out first.
13:31Okay, fine. I am coming out.
13:33Go away.
13:34Okay, I am going away. You come out first, Anuj.
13:37Anuj.
13:41Come out.
13:43Come out?
13:45You are lying to your mother for a girl?
13:47Really, sister-in-law.
13:48You shut up.
13:50I know that you both are together.
13:53Mom, I am telling the truth.
13:54I didn't know.
13:59Look, Anuj.
14:00Either you tell your father that you don't want to go to Ahmedabad.
14:03Or else I will tell him the truth.
14:06Think about it.
14:09You idiot.
14:23Let's go.
14:35Do you know what is the success rate of a long-distance relationship?
14:4358%.
14:4555% people are scared that their partner will find someone else.
14:53Oh.
14:55I understood.
14:56You want to say that our love is special.
15:02It's not special.
15:04It's high school love.
15:08Only 2% high school relationships can survive long distance.
15:13What are you trying to say, Ritu?
15:15I want to say that long-distance relationships just never work.
15:25I want a mutual breakup.
15:28Mutual?
15:31What is that?
15:37I don't know.
15:38I don't know what it is.
15:39I don't know what it is.
15:41Ritu.
15:50I feel that Anuj should pay Ritu for the therapy.
15:54Is it?
15:55If so, she should pay Ritu.
15:58Money?
15:59What is it?
16:00Poor guy is acting like a saint.
16:02Who told you to be a hero by lying in the biobook?
16:05Hello.
16:06Who made the plan to meet alone?
16:08Ritu.
16:09Ritu.
16:10One second. One second.
16:14She has written a happy breakup on it.
16:16Her first step is incomplete.
16:19That's a good thing.
16:21I mean, we can try.
16:24Okay. Okay.
16:25What do they say?
16:28Toxic positivity.
16:32You tell me what to write on it.
16:36Give me ten seconds.
16:40Who sent the follow request on Instagram first?
16:42Who did the class appeal?
16:44Who saw it for the first time?
16:45She must be laughing at it.
16:46Who gave the effort kiss first?
16:47Who had the idea to give the effort kiss?
16:50You are a foreigner.
16:52How will you stay with me?
16:54You will leave for Ahmedabad in the morning.
17:00Who writes poetry on a cake?
17:03Where is the place?
17:06Ten seconds.
17:07Give me ten more seconds. I will tell you.
17:38What happened?
17:39Brother.
17:44It's a breakup party. I am creating an ambience for you.
17:49It would have been better if you had watched a movie with your dad at home.
17:53Who stopped you?
17:54Go. The party will start again.
17:56Just open your mouth.
17:57You have been with me since morning.
17:58Have you gone mad?
17:59Shut up.
18:01Then you tell me.
18:02Whose first move was it?
18:04Whose first move was it?
18:07It's difficult to pinpoint a move.
18:11But there were many moments.
18:15But now we are having a mutual breakup.
18:18A mutual breakup is not a big deal.
18:21The first step in a breakup is to have an affair.
18:24Which you both are not doing.
18:26I want to have a breakup on good terms.
18:30Just wait and watch.
18:32By good terms, I mean a rebound once a week.
18:35If I don't have an affair today, then I will have a bad time in my love life.
18:40We have had two fights in Hindi till now.
18:43How will we meet suddenly?
18:44You will have to get scared.
18:45Stop it, guys. Get serious.
18:49Look, Kalesh's logic is correct.
18:53Start.
18:54We have taken out time for the specialist.
18:57Come on.
19:02Anuj never takes free dry fritters.
19:04And he thinks it's wrong to take free dry fritters.
19:07And I find that annoying.
19:09What?
19:10That's the point.
19:12That's it.
19:13You tell me.
19:15I...
19:18I don't want to say anything.
19:20Anuj, I said it. You say it too.
19:22Why are you forcing me? I don't want to say it.
19:24Anuj, please cooperate.
19:27I don't want to say it.
19:28I don't want to say it.
19:29I don't want to say it.
19:30Cooperate.
19:31Cooperate?
19:33Ritu, why do you always do it?
19:35I do it.
19:36Of course.
19:37How will we break up? It was your idea too.
19:40It wasn't mine alone. It was everyone's.
19:42Yes, it was.
19:43But we are in a relationship.
19:45You used to take all the decisions.
19:48I was taking the decision because you don't know how to take decisions.
19:51No, Ritu.
19:53I used to let you take the decisions so that you could feel special.
19:57Wow!
19:58Don't make me feel special by telling me so much.
20:01I can't bear it.
20:03It's my fault.
20:05Let me see how a dominating girlfriend like you
20:08can get such an understanding boyfriend.
20:14Wow!
20:15Dominating.
20:17Really?
20:18Should I give you a medal for understanding?
20:21It's called doing the bare minimum.
20:23And you know what else is bare minimum?
20:25Respect.
20:26Which we don't have any left.
20:32Great.
20:37You should decide that too.
20:39Like you always do.
20:49It was so easy for you.
20:51Congratulations.
20:54Happy breakup.
21:03What happened now?
21:06Amit, is this real?
21:08I'll give it to you.
21:17Here, keep this too.
21:23Didn't Anuj come to meet you?
21:53Yes.
22:13Wait a minute.
22:14If the teacher gives a complaint...
22:15I don't understand, mom.
22:17I can't do it.
22:18I'm not taking Science 11th grade.
22:20But you like Science, right?
22:22If something becomes tough, will you leave it?
22:27If you like it, then you should try.
22:30See, it will become easy on its own.
22:33Come on, try.
22:40Amit brother!
22:44Oh man, Varjun.
22:46I will take 2-3 business weeks to get over your breakup.
22:51Go man, I will give you shoulder later.
22:53Amit brother, this is not the time for all this.
22:55Quickly bring your bike keys and come down.
23:00If you have a fight with someone, then I am not in a mood to fight right now.
23:05Brother...
23:07Ritu...
23:10Sit down.
23:12Munna, quickly give me my second helmet.
23:14Quickly.
23:18What is this?
23:19It's a lovely helmet, wear it.
23:25Yes, I am riding.
23:26Yes, I am riding.
23:34Ritu!
23:35All the best.
23:36Now wear the helmet.
23:43Was there any insult left?
23:49Ritu, whatever I said in anger, there was a little truth in it.
23:57Ritu, I agree that not all of you, but...
24:00You take some decisions alone, right?
24:04The decision of breaking up was also yours.
24:08You didn't even ask me what I want.
24:12If you say mutual, then breakup doesn't become mutual.
24:16Yes, sir.
24:18By the way, I accept all your decisions quietly, but...
24:22Not this one.
24:30You only said, right?
24:32That only 2% high school relationships can survive long distance.
24:40We are that 2%.
24:45Ritu...
24:54Ritu Chauhan...
24:57The day of our relationship was over.
25:02But we didn't even try on the day of Sukhi Puri.
25:06And...
25:08There is someone who said that Sukhi Puri is the best part.
25:12So Ritu...
25:15Will you try Sukhi Puri with me?
25:45Yes.
26:01I thought we will miss you.
26:05I don't let anyone miss me.
26:09Happy anniversary, Ritu.
26:15Happy anniversary, Ritu.
26:45Happy anniversary, Ritu.
27:15See you.
27:24See you.
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