Elon Musk is promising an "autonomous" future, unveiling a number of driverless products ... including Tesla's highly anticipated Cybercab.
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00:00With autonomy, you get your time back.
00:04This is a very big deal.
00:05That's Elon Musk introducing the world to robo-taxis and robo-vans, which is proof that
00:11anything gets cooler when you put robo in front of it.
00:14So Elon had this huge event and he debuted three new products.
00:19The first one was a cyber cab, which is a driverless cab.
00:24The robo-van, which pulled up, looks super cool.
00:28As door slides open, 20 people get out of this thing.
00:32And while Elon's new cars are cool, there's one issue.
00:35You can't have sex with them!
00:38Thankfully, he's got that covered because he also introduced...
00:41A personal assistant robot.
00:44And this was crazy because they had these robots walking around and they're like, hi
00:48sir, can I get your drink?
00:50Just ask 2 Chainz, who was there and got to speak with one.
00:53Can you play basketball?
00:54Can you shoot like jump shots?
00:56Hmm, maybe one day.
00:58This is the way of the world, guys.
01:00In 10 years, robots are going to be doing everything.
01:03They're going to look like people, people are going to have relationships with them.
01:07What kind of relationships?
01:08Like relationships.
01:09Yeah.
01:10Why would you want to bang a robot?
01:13Anyone who's been married for a few years is already banging a robot.
01:17This just eliminates the middle man.
01:19So thanks Elon Musk!
01:21We can't wait to ride in your robo-cars and have sex with your robots!
01:25We want to have a fun, exciting future.