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00:00I hope you never go into politics, Busch.
00:10That was chili hot!
00:15The cake is not ready yet. What are we doing for so long?
00:21I know! It's three o'clock!
00:23Why? What is it at three o'clock?
00:31I don't really want to know anymore.
00:33And chili, do you already have contact?
00:35Wait a minute!
00:37No! Who is supposed to make contact with me?
00:41The thing, the...
00:45The...
00:46I see!
00:47Busch?
00:48Why do you have shaking antennas on your head?
00:51Because of the extraterrestrial!
00:54Exactly!
00:56Why are you asking?
00:58I like to speak in choir, but I can also express it differently.
01:02What are you doing there?
01:03By means of my long-distance radio and a complicated code of Morse codes and binary tones,
01:08I try to make contact with the extraterrestrials and invite them to Earth.
01:13Cool! That will be fun!
01:16And what if they are not funny?
01:18Don't be so negative, Bernd!
01:21Well, I'll turn up a little, okay? It can't hurt!
01:29EARTH
01:43Ah! The head of the blue planet is down there!
01:47They should blow it out of the orbit!
01:51Space Shuttle, this is Commander Klöck!
01:53Blow up the blue planet immediately! Do you hear me?
01:56Do you hear me? Hello? It's very loud here!
01:59Blow up the blue planet immediately!
02:02Hello?
02:07What a pity! Still no contact!
02:10Now!
02:11We won't see anything if this cake stays here any longer!
02:13Come on, Bernd! It still needs!
02:15Sure!
02:17Then we can still do something wonderfully silly in the meantime!
02:27Why can't I hold my big flap once?
02:30Bush? Sheep? What's that?
02:35We practice folk dance!
02:38Or does anyone have a better idea here?
02:43Elf dance!
02:44No!
02:48Although... everything is better than...
02:51Shoe-flap dance!
02:53Let's go!
02:55Now!
03:14If there is ever a suitable opportunity to escape this madness, then now!
03:25The cake is ready!
03:32Oh, Manno! Now we have waited so long for it!
03:36Wait a minute!
03:38I... I have another mixture!
03:42And I have a mixer!
03:47Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake!
03:51And I would like to be far, far away!
03:55Oh!
04:26In the name of the rock!
04:32Welcome, my brothers, to the Lodge Meeting of the Brothers of the Secret Truth!
04:37Our three chosen ones are on their way again, without knowing for whom actually!
04:43And soon the map will be complete!
04:47No one suspects anything!
04:49We are on our way!
04:52No one suspects anything!
04:54We are the Brothers of the Secret Truth!
04:57No invalid will ever enter these secret halls!
05:08Except for Mrs. Özlem, who always cleans here on Wednesdays.
05:12Today is Saturday, Mrs. Özlem!
05:18They are bad on Wednesdays!
05:20And bad on Thursdays!
05:22I thought today was good too!
05:24Yes, from me!
05:42What are we doing here?
05:44I know!
05:45The rock, the message and off to the Himalayas!
05:50These journeys bring you and me nothing!
05:54Except for stress and hectic, of course!
05:56Don't you notice that?
05:58You will be shaken up by someone very much!
06:01Exactly!
06:02That is the way!
06:04I think!
06:06Oh!
06:08I held the map upside down!
06:10And what's worse,
06:12you, as mountain guides, take an orientation-less hermit from Bielefeld with you!
06:17Don't be so negative, Bernd!
06:19We are looking for the chamber of the 666 Shreks!
06:22In the cursed monastery of Ohm!
06:25And why?
06:26No matter what we find there, you will be shaken up anyway!
06:30As always!
06:31But beware!
06:32The fun!
06:34Jens Hoppings!
06:36Oh, no, yes!
06:39Yes, this way!
06:42Let's go!
07:01So!
07:02That's enough!
07:04What happens if I stop now?
07:06Then the Yeti will catch you!
07:08He doesn't exist!
07:13So!
07:14Here we are!
07:15The cursed monastery of Ohm!
07:19Here you will find the chamber of the 666 Shreks!
07:24According to legend, this chamber contains Shreks!
07:30About 666.
07:33Exactly!
07:34Cool!
07:36Well, let's go inside, shall we?
07:38Sure!
07:39Everything that is somehow terrible, hot hop inside!
07:43Okay, Sherpa Fritz!
07:45Where is the chamber?
07:49Right next to the toilet!
07:50Have fun!
08:00You are still here!
08:02Don't you want to warn us?
08:04So, something creepy?
08:05Murmuring?
08:06Or talking in conspiracies?
08:08No, that's the job of the conspiracy theorist!
08:11But he's off today!
08:13As I said, right next to the toilet is your burial!
08:16Oh, no!
08:17Burial is cancelled!
08:18I don't have a spade with me!
08:20Just kidding!
08:21Well, let's go!
08:39To all of you who have entered,
08:42this is the chamber of the 666 Shreks!
08:46Tell us something new!
08:48Sheep, would you please refrain from annoying the grave voice out of nowhere?
08:54Would that be possible?
08:55Thank you very much!
08:56You will pay me with 999 more Shreks!
09:01We could maybe start with the first 666 Shreks and then continue!
09:07That's what we wanted, right?
09:09Could we vote?
09:10Silence!
09:11It begins now!
09:14Show yourself worthy and eat the meal of the 666 delicacies!
09:20That's all?
09:21Eat?
09:22Well, if there's nothing else to eat!
09:26Delicious!
09:27What is that?
09:28Api-sapi, the beef from hell!
09:32Why beef from hell?
09:35Because hell is spicy!
09:40Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
09:48Well, I personally don't like the foreign cuisine so much!
09:54Eat!
10:05I can't feel my lungs anymore!
10:25Water!
10:26Water!
10:27Water!
10:29I can't feel my lungs anymore!
10:32Water!
10:33Water!
10:34Water!
10:37My stomach is rumbling!
10:38Where is the toilet?
10:43You have brought 666 plus 998 shocks behind you.
10:48Therefore you will receive your reward.
10:59Oh, there you are!
11:02Your little green friend was in a hurry to...
11:06Well, you already knew to come.
11:08And the sheep is chilling outside on the glacier.
11:10Well, did you have fun?
11:12I found it very relaxing.
11:14No mummies, death fairies or stag beetles.
11:17Only 666 plus 998 strange but very tasty dishes.
11:23Wait a minute. It should be 666 plus 999 shocks.
11:30The last one is yet to come.
11:33Oh, the Yeti!
11:34Oh, the direction!
11:53And again a piece of the magic card in my... our hands.
12:03Thank you, brother Yeti.
12:10The Yeti!
12:13Oh man, how annoying.
12:24Hello Briegel, good morning.
12:26Look, I have brought the mail.
12:29Yes, and put it on my head.
12:31Thank you very much, sheep.
12:33What the hell?
12:35Yes, hello.
12:36Do you know?
12:37Tonight I woke up and suddenly I had a vision.
12:42Aha, like last week,
12:45where you had wrapped aluminum foil around your head for three days,
12:48because that would stop the brain rays of the extraterrestrial pantomimes from leaving the dome.
12:57You can't find me like that.
12:59No, not like that.
13:05Not quite like that.
13:06I overreacted, but these white staring faces...
13:11You have to admit, something is wrong with them.
13:14They never talked.
13:19Okay, whatever.
13:20I was hysterical, but we have a new machine here.
13:25Well, we are glad that you are feeling better again,
13:28and you are screwing things together on the brightest day with a sleeping suit and a flashlight on your head.
13:34Oh man.
13:36Here is the solution to all our problems.
13:42Chili-sheep.
13:44Don't say that, sheep.
13:45Don't say that, sheep.
13:46You are just encouraging her.
13:47Apart from that, what a problem and what a solution.
13:51We have figured it out.
13:53This machine is a winning machine.
13:56The winning machine Fortuna 4000, to be exact.
14:01I liked it better than he still had aluminum foil on his head.
14:04I'll show you.
14:07Come here, Bernd.
14:09Well, fine.
14:10All winning games.
14:11Come on, I'll show you how to do it.
14:16See?
14:17This machine automatically takes part in all the winning games on the Internet.
14:23And of course it wins.
14:27And how does it work?
14:29And why am I interested in it?
14:30You know, this is a very complicated process,
14:33which has to do with a lot of math, tachyons and weasels.
14:36It would take too long now.
14:38Anyway, we will soon be swimming in money.
14:42Cool!
14:43I'll win a few more prizes.
14:45Yippee!
14:49Am I the only one who has a bad feeling about this?
14:54Wow!
14:55Here is the first prize, a house.
14:57And here, a world trip.
14:59Oh, I want the motorcycle.
15:02Just listen, Tilly.
15:03No problem.
15:04There is enough for everyone.
15:06Just wait.
15:07The lucky fairy will come with the main prize.
15:13Yippee!
15:14I am the lucky fairy.
15:16Look at me.
15:17I am the lucky fairy.
15:19I'm wearing pink.
15:20I'm Grazil, the lucky fairy.
15:22Yippee!
15:24Bush, stop this daydream.
15:27This is sick.
15:29Yes, this is going to be great.
15:31Why are you so sure that this is going to work, Bush?
15:34And why do you still have this flashlight on your head?
15:37Because the machine works better.
15:40I don't think so.
15:41It's not always so negatory.
15:43Exactly.
15:44Take part in the pre-party.
15:47Pre-party.
15:48Pre-party.
15:49Pre-party.
15:50Pre-party.
15:54They always find a reason to spread chaos.
15:59The house wins.
16:03The lucky fairy.
16:05The dream.
16:08Good day.
16:10Well, a bit like a moustache, your lucky fairy.
16:14My name is Gerd and I come from the company Wishtop,
16:17the company for sponges and sponge-related cleaning utensils.
16:21You took part in a lottery.
16:24Yes, exactly.
16:28The company Wishtop congratulates you.
16:31Congratulations, you won.
16:34The main prize?
16:36The 50,000 euros?
16:38No, the third to 780th prize, one sponge each.
16:43Bring it in, boys.
17:00Have a nice day.
17:01Bye.
17:08Great.
17:09Sponge.
17:10Barrel?
17:11Well, maybe the machine has to get warm first.
17:14I mean, that was a citrus prize.
17:16At least that's something.
17:18Yes, exactly.
17:19Pre-party?
17:20Of course.
17:22Pre-party.
17:23Pre-party.
17:24Pre-party.
17:29Sometimes I wonder if something is wrong with me.
17:33Maybe I am the one who is not normal here.
17:38The main prize!
17:42Good day.
17:43My name is Gerd and I come from the company Käsegut,
17:46the company for cheese and cheese-related food.
17:50You took part in a lottery.
17:55Have I been here before?
17:56Yes, just now.
17:58With a sponge hat on?
18:00That's right, I didn't even recognize him.
18:04What?
18:05Why are you now working for Käsegut?
18:10I actually work for Glücksfee.
18:12We deliver all the prizes here.
18:15Great!
18:16Then we have won again.
18:18Yes, it looks like it.
18:20The main prize?
18:23No, the third to 340th prize, one package of hand-made cheese each.
18:29Bring it in, boys.
18:40Uh, cool down.
18:42Have a nice day.
18:43Bye.
18:46Hurray!
18:47Busch, your machine?
18:49It works perfectly.
18:50We have won.
18:51Prize for consolation.
18:53Yes, but for all of them.
18:58One is already too much.
19:01Prigel, it smells like sleeping feet.
19:06Good day.
19:07I come from the company Findibus,
19:09the specialist for beeping and blinking keychains.
19:14That's what I'm here for.
19:15Tell me, do you have a lucky pig in the cellar?
19:17No.
19:18But since the accident with the matter thing from Busch,
19:21there is something green with tentacles and more eyes than a fat soup.
19:26Yeah, Mousy, you're going to get your face.
19:31Did we win something?
19:32Yes, what, what?
19:34Uh, ah, the third to 1,000th prize.
19:38Keychains.
19:39A total of 10,000 pieces.
19:42Bring it in, boys.
19:46Oh, man.
19:49Have a nice day.
19:50Bye.
19:56Somehow I just can't figure out what's wrong with your machine.
19:59It works.
20:00But not the way it should.
20:02It always only wins the consolation prizes.
20:04And all at once.
20:07Ah, you're back.
20:09This time it's 20,000 screws.
20:13Hello, 1,322 gummies.
20:17Congratulations.
20:18400 water balls.
20:20Have fun.
20:22Oho, 45 grill tongue sets.
20:25Enjoy your meal.
20:27Congratulations, 900 nose pipes.
20:32Hello, 800 wish mops.
20:35Congratulations, one-way lighter.
20:38700 pieces.
20:4160 rubber animals.
20:43Your lucky mushrooms.
20:45Fine panties.
20:47400 pieces.
20:49Um...
20:50What I wanted to ask you the whole time,
20:52why do you have a lampshade on your head?
20:55That's what the right person is asking.
20:58Well, at least I didn't get it on my head.
21:08Ah, the beautiful consolation prizes, Bernd.
21:11There, you give it to him.
21:13They're just consolation prizes.
21:14What's it called in the saying,
21:16Jeder ist seines Glückes Schmied.
21:18Und der frühe Vogel fängt das Korn.
21:20Or something with little Hans.
21:22Doesn't matter.
21:23That's it for today.
21:24Tune in again next time.
21:25It'll be fun for sure.