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SSUNDEE I Decided To Get a REAL Job With My Friends

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00:00So dudes, welcome to a brand new game. This is called Dale and Dawson's Stationery Supplies.
00:05This is literally Among Us Office Simulator. I'll explain the rules as we play. You're gonna
00:10want to stick around till the end. This game is insane. Also, hit the like button down below the
00:15video. Hit the subscribe button. Let's do this. All right, boys. So I'm the manager.
00:20Wait, are you guys here? Listen here. I am the manager. Everybody take a seat right now.
00:25Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
00:28Three of you are slackers and three of you are specialists. You see the bar in the top center?
00:34When a specialist does their job, the bar fills up. Stop slapping. What is wrong with you? Stop
00:41it. You're literally a slacker, aren't you? Whenever the slackers do a quest or a job,
00:46the bar fills up. Whoever fills up the bar first wins. I'm the manager. My job is to figure out
00:50who the slackers are. Is it you? No, it's not me. It's not me. No. Is it you? Yes. I will literally
00:56spank you. You know what? You know what? Zotty, come up front. Zotty, come up front. Come up front
01:02here. Are you a slacker or are you a specialist? Tell me now. I'm a worker specialist. You know
01:10what? I believe you. You're promoted assistant manager. No, sorry. No, no. Hold on. Correction,
01:16he's assistant to the regional manager. How dare you? Yes, sir. All right. Everybody to work. Get
01:22out. Everybody to work. Go. Yes, sir. Go. I'm keeping an eye on everyone. Get out. Okay. All
01:27right. I'm the manager. Let me go ahead. This is the office from the show The Office. Hold on.
01:33Why are you picking boxes up and putting them down, Sigils? Because I need to get toilet paper,
01:38okay? For what? Even though I'm a specialist, I have to refill the toilet paper. We don't have
01:43any janitors. You're a terrible manager. I am a great manager. Don't you ever question me again.
01:48I'm going to my office. Why are you in my office? Get out of my office. Get out of my office. Get
01:56out. I got a new email. Hold on. I got a new email. On the left, that's my task. I need to pick
02:00up some cat food and feed Luna. What you doing, Pat? You doing some work? I'm just writing up an
02:05email, sir. You better be. I'm watching you. I need to figure out what type of tasks the slackers
02:11have, and I need to watch them. Oh, okay. So I need to go to the cabinet. Got it. Okay. Got the
02:15cat food. There we go. And now I need to feed Luna. I got another email. Pat Peej's email. Let
02:20me look in the top left. So how this works. All right. Let me feed the cat. So whenever I feed
02:24the cat, watch the bar top center. You saw it move, right? I think it moved. Nope. Wait, I fed
02:28Luna. Wait, didn't I? Oh, I need to put it in the bowl. Oh, crap. I fed the wrong cat. Hey,
02:34what are you doing? Hey, can I show you something? What? I was refilling the toilet paper. Have you
02:39seen how dystopian our bathrooms are? What do you mean? What's wrong with our bathrooms?
02:43Okay. First of all, why do we have this huge room with four sinks and urinals and then one toilet?
02:51Thank you for refilling the toilet paper, though. It's very nice of you.
02:55Yes, assistant. Excuse me. Is he pooping?
03:01Hey, we should probably give him some privacy. I locked the door. Hold on.
03:07Is anybody in there? I got to use the bathroom. I got to go feed the cat. Hey,
03:12Biffle, come here. Sidebar. Biffle, come here. Sidebar. Sidebar. Hold on. Let me get the cat
03:17food. So one of the slacker tasks is pooping. Hey. Hey. Can we take a sidebar in your office
03:26real quick? Keep an eye on him. Keep an eye on him. Keep an eye on him. All right. I need to
03:30go feed Luna. Check this out. Let me feed Luna. Hi, Luna. Feed. Watch the bar. Oh,
03:36the bar filled up. Look at that. The slackers are winning a little bit, though. That's not good.
03:39So how this works, I have four minutes to find out who a slacker is. And if I don't fire them
03:45in four minutes, I get fired. There are three slackers, three specialists. I need to go check
03:49my computer. I have four minutes. I need to find somebody. I'm kind of sus of Zug, though,
03:53because he pooped. Why are you? I'm ready to do anything you need, sir.
03:57Listen, as the assistant to the regional manager, why did you poop? Stop trying to shake my hand.
04:05This is well done. Who is there? What do you want? What do you what do you want?
04:13Hey, I finished all my work for the day. Can I go home early? You get a new task in like 20 seconds.
04:17Go do stuff. Server outage. Go fix the server. I got it. I got it. Oh, no connection to the
04:22server. Somebody broke the server. I have three minutes. Go. Get out. Get out. Get out. The door
04:29is locked. Get out. Don't come back. Go fix the server. All right. So they need to figure
04:34servers are reconnected. All right. Hold on. I got to work on my computer. So my task is
04:38order a lamp to the warehouse using the inventory. Okay. Use computer inventory. Order
04:44lamp. Now order computer. What? Order the computer. All right. Order computer. Got it.
04:50Why is the server back down? Who did it? Who's sabotaging the server?
04:54I don't know, but I'm wearing glasses inside. Biffle, go to your computer. I'm going to call
04:58you on the phone. Calling Biffle. Two minutes. Two minutes. I got to make a decision soon.
05:04Yeah. Biffle, what's up? Biffle. Biffle, there are three slackers.
05:12Somebody is currently knocking at my door. I think there's a. Biffle, you need to find out
05:19who the slackers are. He hung up on me. Stop using the telephone. Who's calling me? Sizzles
05:25is calling me. Why is he calling me? Answer call. What? Hello? Hey, the servers are down.
05:32Nevermind, they're back. Why did you call me to tell me that? You realize I understand that,
05:35right? No, no. I was just reporting it. You are useless to me. Okay. I won't tell you anything
05:39ever again. And then don't get mad at me. I'm ending the call. I'm ending the call. I'm stopping
05:44using the telephone. I got to use the computer. I have to buy something. I have to buy a computer
05:47to the warehouse. Stop knocking. Okay. We're getting past time. Perfect. All right. Exit.
05:53I have a minute. I have to go fire someone. What do you want? Excuse me, sir. What?
05:59I would like to organize their drawers in your office, please.
06:02Please go organize. Go organize. Who is calling us? What is that noise?
06:10Why is there a fire? Why is there a fire? Why is there a fire?
06:14I got to put out the fire. I got to pick up. Where's the fire? I have to fire someone soon.
06:25How do I use it? How do I use it? How do I use it?
06:31Everything's all better, sir. I don't know.
06:35There's an alarm going off. There's an alarm going off. Financial. I have a tech.
06:40I got to call a meeting. Four seconds. Call a meeting. Get in here. Who started the fire?
06:46I had three seconds before I got fired. Sorry, sir. I'm going to stand over here for your
06:52protection. Okay. This is the assistant spot. He's assistant to the regional manager. That's
06:57where he sits. Okay. Listen. Look, I'm sit down. Everybody sit down. I am the office manager.
07:03Regional manager. Pat sent me an email. It looks good. Nico organized my drawers in there. So did
07:15Pat. I will say this. I will say this. I saw one person do a sabotage task, a slacker task,
07:25and a slacker task. If you look on this board right here, it says right there, taking a dump.
07:32Stop slapping me. Wait. One of them is also spanking your colleagues.
07:37Anybody can take a dump. Go fix the servers. Go fix the servers. You're clear. Go fix the servers.
07:45Okay. I got to fire someone. I am going to fire the guy that was pooping just now.
07:51Oh, a slacker has been fired. Your assistant was a slacker. No, it's a janitor. Hey,
08:00Pat, come up here, please. No, Biffle, actually, you come up here, please. Biffle,
08:03come up here, please. Yes, sir. You have been promoted to assistant to the regional manager.
08:07This is a bad idea. This is a bad idea. Yeah. Why is it a bad idea? I want to fire someone
08:11right now, sir. It's Biffle. Have you seen him? What do you mean? I only have seven and a half
08:14minutes to figure out who the next slacker is. Okay. Private meeting. Let's go to my office.
08:19Everybody else back to work. Zud, go change diapers. Come on. What do you want? That's my
08:25desk. What are you talking about? What? I can't see you. I'll stand up. Don't worry. I'll stand
08:32up. Okay. Yep. I can see you now. I saw someone steal your keys. Look behind you. Master keys
08:39are gone. Now, listen, I saw those keys over by Sigil's desk. Leave me. Falling inconspicuously?
08:49Excuse me. What is what?
08:55I didn't put that there. I need to see you in my office in two minutes and 30 seconds.
09:02Two minutes and 30 seconds. Biffle, be on your computer. I got to call you. I need to put them
09:06right there. I need to call Biffle. Use my computer. Use my telephone. Call Biffle.
09:11I also have my next task. Pick up cat food and feed Raku. No, get out. I'm on the phone.
09:16You need to answer right now, Biffle. You are the assistant to the regional man. Don't you-
09:21Why are the servers down? Why is Biffle not answering? What is happening? What do you want?
09:25What do you- I have a virus. I can't continue working. Me too. Why do you have viruses?
09:30The internet's down. Fix the servers. Fix the server. Servers are connected.
09:35Why are the viruses? Why do you have a virus? Okay. Use computer. Okay. All right. Use computer.
09:42So I got to type in the code. Pat dumb. Pat dumb. Unlock. There you go. You're good.
09:49Where's your computer? You probably did a virus on your own computer.
09:58All right. Use computer and use computer. Type in a code and lookums. Nope. Hold on.
10:04Why isn't this working? Hold on. I can't even do it. It's broken. Wait, it's not working.
10:09Pat dumb. It's not working. Lookums, you're out of work. I'm firing lookums. He did it to himself.
10:19Do you have a virus on yours too? Yeah, of course I do.
10:26Why are you not doing work? Why are you people not doing work? Why is this just sitting here?
10:31Put this back. Put it back. What? Is that a you? Are you dancing? I'm dancing. Go clean stuff.
10:39You're the janitor. I will double fire you. Get out of the ladies bathroom. Okay. All right. Hold
10:44on. I need to feed the cat. Grab cat food. Oh, look at our bar. Hey. Hey. I can't do any work
10:50if you don't clear the virus. Follow me. Come on assistant to the regional manager. Sir. What?
10:56I got a report I need to leave on your desk. If you have signed the sales. Follow me.
10:59Come on. Follow me. Come on. I need to feed. There we go. There you go.
11:08No, I'm not. I'm feeding. That's one of the tasks. Hello. Come on. Come on. Come on.
11:21I'm locking the door. Okay. Put it on my desk. Anyway, I'm putting that on your,
11:25I'd put that on your desk. Confirm I've been making some sales, you know, working hard.
11:29Wait, is that a task that you can do? Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on. When you put that there,
11:34I didn't see the bar go up though for the blue side. Well, I have, I have to go email them to
11:38let them know that it's completed. That's the final step. By the way, can I actually, can I
11:41have a one-on-one HR meeting with you real quick? I'm not HR. I'm the manager. Why is it? Well,
11:46we don't have HR. So can I have a one-on-one with you? Go to your desk. I will call you in
11:51three minutes. Wait two minutes. I gotta fire someone soon. I'm unlocking it. There we go.
11:57I'm watching you send this email. Go sign this email now. What do you want? Wait,
12:05do you have to go send an email? Go send an email. Yes, but it's, it's obviously Biffle,
12:09right? He put the keys in my desk and brought you over to see them. That is a good point.
12:12If you send this email and that blue line moves, I will not suspect you. Go send the email now.
12:17I got to fix this virus. Look, I'm just useless. Get in there. I'm watching you.
12:22I'm watching the blue bar currently. I'm typing my email and send. I did mine.
12:30Wait, Niko said he did his though. And it only went up once. I have no tasks. I'm on cooldown.
12:35I literally completed a task. Wait, Niko did his too. Oh, it just went up again.
12:40Yeah. You saw me put my piece of paper down on your table. I'm good.
12:44Biffle. I'm trying to do my work on Pat's computer because mine has a problem. Look
12:48over there. Look at it. The virus. Hold on Biffle. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
12:53no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. When you got up from your chair,
12:58the red line moved. What do you mean the red light moved? Watch the red line now.
13:03Okay. Watching. Sir, you have a minute to call me. I know. Go clean something, Zod.
13:08I'm cleaning the PC. 30 seconds. 50 seconds. 50 seconds. Okay. I think I know who I'm sus of.
13:13Zod, go round up the troops. They have 10 seconds to get in here before they die.
13:16Oh, the servers went down weird. And Biffle's not here. Weird.
13:20Stop looking at me like that. Weird. Weird. I gotta fix this. I have to fire someone. I have
13:27to fix this. Hold on. Servers are down. Enable connections. The manager's gotta do everything.
13:31All right. Who's not here? I have your position now, Zod. Zod, get in here. Okay. Get in here.
13:38I'm locking the door. I'm locking both doors. Nobody can leave. Sit in a chair.
13:44Why are you sitting in the regional assistant to the regional manager? Get out of his chair. Get
13:48out. Yeah. Back to the room, Zod. Sir, I'm gonna stand for this meeting, sir. Okay. That's fine.
13:52That is perfectly fine. Do you know why you're standing? Take my hand, sir. Do you know why
13:56you're standing? Do you know how much work I put into this place, into this office, the years I've
14:01put in? Do you know why you're up here and not sitting, Biffle? I have a bad feeling about this.
14:06You know how you're the assistant to the regional manager? Get over here. Get over here. Stop. I
14:10locked it, Biffle. I locked it. Get over here, Biffle. You have been demoted. Wait, I can't.
14:16Stop running. Stop running. You have been demoted. Wait, it's not working. No. Don't demote me,
14:21please. Listen, we can talk about this. Demoted. Wait, why is it? No. Listen,
14:26sir, we can talk about this. Do you have a rebuttal? I will. Thank you. Listen,
14:31I definitely did not plant those keys on sigils. I did it. I promise. Nobody suspected you of that.
14:37I honor myself for assistance. I literally suspected him of that. You're not supposed
14:40to say that. He doesn't know that you suspected him of that. All right, well, goodbye, Biffle.
14:45Told you. Two for two. Two for two. High five me. Wait, is he a manager? Wait,
14:53he was just permanently fired. He's dead. Go do tasks. Why are you not doing tasks?
14:58Because you locked us in this room, sir. Don't question me again. Actually, come here.
15:02Come on. Say nothing. Say nothing. The other two were catastrophes. If you become a catastrophe,
15:10this is what happens. Oh, please. One more time. One more time. No. No. Go work. Fill the printer
15:16with paper. Our printer's over here. Got it. Sir, there's something you need to see immediately.
15:20What? What happened? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I have paper. I'm literally holding
15:24paper. Hold on. I got to fill this up. Hold on. Still papers. That's awful. Okay. It's up. Hold
15:32on. Still papers. Use telephone. Answer call. Hello. Yep. Sigils. Sir, I have an urgent crime
15:37to report. Yes. What is your crime? People are stealing my mouse. And what would you like me
15:45to do about that, Sigils? Fire them all. Fire all of them? Just fire all of them. It was better
15:50when it was just you and me. When was it ever just you and me? And Lugum's computer still doesn't
15:55work. It won't stop spanking me. I have a new email. Can I check my email, please? Why do I
16:01have so many emails? What? Can I have a new PC, please? Hold on. Let me see if I can fix your
16:07computer. What? I just saw Zud steal my mouse. It's fine. I will fire him. I will fire him
16:14right now. That's what I'm saying. How do I do this? I can't. I can't fix it. Go get another
16:18computer. It's on my computer. It doesn't have a mouse. He doesn't have a mouse. Zud is smoking
16:25inside the office, sir. Zud is smoking inside the office. Take it here. I'm revolting. You know
16:30what? I gave him a mouse. You know what? You know what? No. No. No. No. Collimating. Everybody in
16:36here right now. Everybody in here right now. Everybody in here right now. I'm done with Zud
16:42enforcing. Pick that up and put it in the trash. Can you fire him again? I'm revolting. We're
16:48about to find out, aren't we? Fire Zud. What does that mean? He really wasn't. He was our only one.
16:53What was that? Technically, he was the best then. Is he just gone? Is he dead? He's gone, gone. You
16:59threw him out the window, bro. I mean, maybe it was his activity that he was just doing that
17:04killed him. I don't know. Okay. Well, I need a mouse. Who's got an extra mouse? Over here, sir.
17:09Where? Ian, come here. Come here. Come here. Look in here. Where? Look in there.
17:15Who's putting all the mouses in the trash? I don't know, but that's where I found my mouse.
17:20Right here's a box of mice. That's why I couldn't fix his computer. I don't... Place. There, you
17:25have a mouse now. Sir, this is what I called you and told you about. Do you remember Sarah and our
17:28important... Yeah, now I can use the mouse. Look. Okay. I'm just going to type anything. Finally.
17:32There. Yes, sir. You're the best at this, sir. Would you go do something? Go do anything with
17:35your life. I don't... Okay. All right. Well, let me drop that. What do I need to do next?
17:40Email the client. Get out of my office. What... Oh, you're the assistant. I got to get the
17:44partnership agreement to send it to Pat. Can I trust you? I literally have deliberate... Okay.
17:50I'm going to say this. I'm going to say this. I'm going to say this. I saw Pat. Remember,
17:54Pat was dancing in the... Hold on. Come here. Follow me. Follow me. Follow me. Let me look
17:58at this. Is it dancing? Is dancing... Drinking coffee, putting a stapler in jelly. Oh, gosh.
18:04Playing Minesweeper. I put my stapler in jelly. Infecting a co-worker's computer with a virus.
18:07That's like a super thingy. Disabling the server. Spanking. Playing. Drinking. Dancing
18:12isn't anything. Yeah, wait. What? Why did you tell me to go look at him? I didn't know it wasn't
18:17anything. Why would that not be what... Ow. Ow. Ow. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I thought you'd
18:22want to know somebody was dancing on company time. Go deposit that. Go do your job. What? What?
18:28Look up your computer works now. Get to work. Why are you not working? Why are these people
18:34not working? I'm locking my door. I'm locking my door and I'm checking my email. Use computer.
18:39What do I need to do? Email the client at info. Okay. Is it info? Right. Send. Oh, that's done.
18:46Print the sales confirmation from my desktop. Sales confirmation. Sales confirmation. Print.
18:51Oh, look. I'm printing. Got it. $7,000 for paper? Oh, gosh. Okay. Well, let me go pick that up.
18:56Actually, let me email someone. Right. Email to Sigils. Hey, are you sure you're a good person?
19:08Maybe he'll tell me. I don't know. What do you want? What do you want?
19:13I'm drunk on the job. Do you realize I have a phone you can call?
19:17I thought you'd want this important meeting to be in person. What do you want?
19:21Pat's drunk on the job. No, I'm not. I'm just copying this paper.
19:28Pat, you can't do that on the job, Pat. But why was there one in the fridge then?
19:34All right. Okay. All right. Well, is this going to be a three for three? There's no way I get
19:41three for three like that. There's an office. Everybody, conference room. Five seconds. Sigils,
19:46if you're wrong about Pat. If you're wrong about Pat. He confessed. What do you want?
19:54He's a specialist. Oh, he confessed. You were a specialist. You were vital to this office.
20:03Why did you do that? Turn around. Get up and turn around.
20:07Oh, he's getting away. Why is he getting away?
20:10Ow, everyone. Back to work. So Pat is clear. I have two more chances and I lose.
20:17Well, this is not going well. I need you to sign these notes. Okay. Put it down. I'll sign it.
20:24Look, I'm just going to fix the server. Okay. I'm going to sign this. Pick up sign.
20:27There you go. I signed it. Thank you. What are you going to do with that?
20:30Now I'm going to go put it on the bulletin board.
20:31Is that it? And if you watch the thing in just a moment. I'm looking.
20:39There it is. Wait, Nico, did you just wait? Hold on. I got it. Hold on. I don't like this.
20:45I sent you an email. All right. Check email. Sigils sent me an email. Let's see.
20:49Lookum sent me an email. Boss, please. Can I have a raise? Uh, reply. Heck no. Sigils sent me an
20:55email. He said he didn't. He did. Hey, I'm not a good person. I'm a great person. I think it's
21:00Lookums. Wait, the assistant to the regional manager just told me he thinks it's Lookums.
21:05Can you do some recon? The assistant to the assistant of the regional manager. I don't
21:08disagree. Do you think it's Lookums? Who else would steal mice? And then when we found them,
21:12start laughing. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Put that down. I'm going to sign it.
21:17Why did you drop it on the floor? I know. Okay. Sign. There you go. Get out. Go check.
21:21What is he doing? Lookums, I'm going to call you. I'm going to call you in three minutes. If you
21:30don't answer, it's not going to be good. Lock the door. It's got to be Lookums, right? I'm writing
21:36an email to Lookums. I give you permission to go poop. And use telephone and call Lookums.
21:46Who's knocking on my door? I have three minutes to figure this out.
21:50Hello? Lookums? Yes? I sent you an email. It's very important. I have a virus. You need to help
21:56me. Another virus. Another virus. He has another virus. Yes. This is for you. What is that?
22:05What is this? Don't react, but the killer is in the room with us right now.
22:09There is no kill.
22:13Why is this? I don't. I got to fix this virus. Why did he put a virus on here? There. Unlock.
22:19It's done. There. It's fixed. You're good. Yeah. You can read your emails. Why is there trash all
22:24over the- Why are there so many mice everywhere? What are you guys doing?
22:31Put the bottle down.
22:33Sorry. I'll get that. I'll get that, sir. Put the bottle down. I give you permission to go poop.
22:38What? I didn't get to raise. You know what? You know what? I'm going to poop.
22:44I wouldn't go in there if I was you.
22:53You're going to poop? You're going to poop, Lookums? Yeah, I'm pooping right now.
22:56Let's hear it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I think that- Why are there so- Oh my- I don't like-
23:06Okay. All right. I think I'm going to take a shot here. Yep. Meeting in 13 seconds.
23:12Come on. Come on. Get in here. We're all very disappointed in all of you.
23:17Can I trust you? I've done so many tasks. I even brought you that note.
23:20Who's the only one not here? I wonder. It's the pooper.
23:24It's the guy pooping. Wait, I think I locked him in the bathroom. Oh, no, I didn't. Okay.
23:28Oh, that would have been great. I locked him out. Lookums, we know it's you. Lookums,
23:34we know it's you. Lookums, you have been fired. I spent the win, boys.
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