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00:00:00There are two solutions.
00:00:02Either the bird disappears, which is really hard,
00:00:05or the corpse disappears.
00:00:07What do you mean?
00:00:08This week, we're going to dig it up.
00:00:11Here they are! Here they are! We found them!
00:00:14Should we put them in the box?
00:00:16Sister Karamazov was right.
00:00:18But it was up to this point.
00:00:20Now you'll see what happens.
00:00:22Like hell, the world is a mess.
00:00:24Oh, my God! Oh, my God! What are we doing?
00:00:28Even now, after so many years dead,
00:00:31my mother-in-law is still torturing me.
00:00:34Was she that bad?
00:00:36Oh, you can't imagine how bad she was.
00:00:38She was complaining.
00:00:39She was telling lies to my husband.
00:00:41Bad.
00:00:42Dog.
00:00:43Can you imagine?
00:00:44One day, outside the church,
00:00:46a beggar was begging.
00:00:49So hard?
00:00:50Oh, a whore. A whore.
00:00:52Oh, my God, you can't imagine how much of a whore.
00:00:55I can't believe it.
00:00:56My poor father-in-law was sent by a whore.
00:00:59First of all, she made him jealous.
00:01:02I can't believe it.
00:01:04She had three kids, each from a different family.
00:01:08A whore.
00:01:10They caught her with the name Stabeli.
00:01:13And with Stathmarchi, again.
00:01:15Where did they catch her?
00:01:16Stabeli.
00:01:17Since she was a Christian, she went to Stabeli once.
00:01:20She didn't go out, so I brought her back.
00:01:22That's how she liked it.
00:01:25And with Stathmarchi, that's how she went again.
00:01:28She liked it because she was a whore and a whore.
00:01:42Open the door.
00:01:52Hurry up.
00:01:54She's coming.
00:02:05What's the matter?
00:02:07Don't you want to go?
00:02:09You go by yourself.
00:02:10It's so hot.
00:02:11Do you have a lighter?
00:02:12Not me, the cars.
00:02:13Do you have a lighter?
00:02:14What are you saying?
00:02:15Throw them in.
00:02:17Hey, hey.
00:02:18Stop.
00:02:19Don't open the door.
00:02:22Don't close it. Don't close it.
00:02:24Why? Where is Alexis?
00:02:26Alexis stayed in the car for a while.
00:02:28She got a fever and is coming.
00:02:33Put it in the closet for now.
00:02:35Good evening, girls.
00:02:37Sisters?
00:02:39Why are you surprised to see a sister?
00:02:41There are only sisters in here.
00:02:43What are you doing here, sister?
00:02:45I'm watching you.
00:02:47For what reason?
00:02:49Lumpago fell, sister Karamazov,
00:02:51and I couldn't follow you
00:02:53on your night walks.
00:02:55So she asked me to do it.
00:02:57After dinner, I gave her an injection,
00:02:59gave her a strong painkiller,
00:03:01put her to sleep, and followed you.
00:03:03For what reason?
00:03:05Don't you know?
00:03:07No.
00:03:09What is this?
00:03:11A box.
00:03:13What's in it?
00:03:15It's empty.
00:03:17Let's say it's a feeling.
00:03:19So tell me, what were you doing in the forest?
00:03:21We went to look for mushrooms.
00:03:23With the bags?
00:03:25Yes. There were a lot of big mushrooms.
00:03:27Let me see.
00:03:29Sister, please go to your cell to sleep.
00:03:31You're ordering me around.
00:03:33How can you talk to me like that?
00:03:35Be careful. I'm a nurse.
00:03:37If I tell you that I'm a nurse, you'll be offended.
00:03:39You're a tycoon.
00:03:41Open the box.
00:03:43Open it.
00:03:45Here you go.
00:03:49Human bones.
00:03:51I knew it.
00:03:53Who do these bones belong to?
00:04:15I don't know.
00:04:17I don't know.
00:04:19I don't know.
00:04:21I don't know.
00:04:23I don't know.
00:04:25I don't know.
00:04:27I don't know.
00:04:29I don't know.
00:04:31I don't know.
00:04:33I don't know.
00:04:35I don't know.
00:04:37I don't know.
00:04:39I don't know.
00:04:41I don't know.
00:04:43I don't know.
00:04:45I don't know.
00:04:47I don't know.
00:04:49I don't know.
00:04:51I don't know.
00:04:53I don't know.
00:04:55I don't know.
00:04:57I don't know.
00:04:59I don't know.
00:05:01I don't know.
00:05:03I don't know.
00:05:05I don't know.
00:05:07I don't know.
00:05:09I don't know.
00:05:11Zanette.
00:05:13Zane.
00:05:35Zane.
00:05:37Bye.
00:05:41Jimmy!
00:05:43Come in, you bastard!
00:05:47You've lost your voice, my dear.
00:05:49Speak.
00:05:50To whom do the bones belong?
00:05:52To a saint.
00:05:53Which saint?
00:05:54Saint Calendula.
00:05:56To whom?
00:05:57To Saint Calendula, sister Zavara.
00:05:59Her great grace.
00:06:00Is there such a saint?
00:06:02Of course there is such a saint.
00:06:04I have her very much.
00:06:07I pray for her all the time.
00:06:09Me too, every day.
00:06:10One week ago, I saw her in my sleep.
00:06:14Saint Calendula?
00:06:15Yes.
00:06:16Tina Turner.
00:06:17Saint Calendula.
00:06:18How do you know she was Saint Calendula?
00:06:21She came to my sleep and introduced herself to me.
00:06:23She said,
00:06:24I am Saint Calendula.
00:06:26Come and find me.
00:06:27How wonderful, my dear!
00:06:29Where can I find her?
00:06:31That's what I asked her.
00:06:32Where can I find you, my dear?
00:06:34And she disappeared.
00:06:36The next night, she came to my sleep again.
00:06:39She said,
00:06:40I am Saint Calendula.
00:06:41Come and find me.
00:06:42Where can I find you, my dear?
00:06:44And she disappeared.
00:06:46Exactly.
00:06:47The next night, she came to my sleep again.
00:06:49And the next night, she came to my sleep again.
00:06:51She said,
00:06:53Come and find me.
00:06:54I am sorry, my dear.
00:06:55You have hurt me a little.
00:06:56Come and find me.
00:06:58Where can I find you?
00:06:59And she disappeared.
00:07:00I am not hiding it from you.
00:07:01I was a little confused.
00:07:02Of course.
00:07:03A few minutes later,
00:07:05I received a message on my cell phone.
00:07:07I opened it.
00:07:08And what did I see?
00:07:09Saint Calendula.
00:07:10She had sent me a message
00:07:11from Google Maps.
00:07:12Where exactly should I look
00:07:13to find the Saint Calendula in the forest?
00:07:15Koufos.
00:07:16God, Koufos.
00:07:17And then,
00:07:18I told my friend Alexis.
00:07:20And we went today
00:07:21to the place that Saint Calendula had shown us.
00:07:24And we dug and we found the Saint Calendula.
00:07:30Yes.
00:07:31It's me, boss.
00:07:32Come in.
00:07:35What happened, boss?
00:07:36What happened?
00:07:37She left again.
00:07:39Did you go to him?
00:07:41Should I go and bring her back?
00:07:43No, of course not.
00:07:45Should I put a double whiskey on you?
00:07:47Should I drink it?
00:07:48Should I put Vasilis Terlenka on you?
00:07:50Look at the echo system.
00:07:51Do you feel sick, boss?
00:07:53I want something else.
00:07:55What is it, boss?
00:07:57To get rid of Varonos.
00:07:59I can't share her anymore.
00:08:02Varonos must die.
00:08:05Holy Monastery of Saint Calendula
00:08:07is on Google Maps.
00:08:08This is a miracle.
00:08:10Yes.
00:08:11Saint Calendula was always a miracle worker.
00:08:13And how did I not hear about her?
00:08:15I don't know.
00:08:16She was very famous.
00:08:17She lived in Alexandria
00:08:18in the 3rd century AD.
00:08:20She was beautiful and very smart.
00:08:22She studied mathematics, astronomy,
00:08:25mathematics and accounting.
00:08:27So, she was great.
00:08:30Especially in accounting.
00:08:31Very.
00:08:32That's why the people of Alexandria were jealous of her.
00:08:34Because she was a doll
00:08:36and she was in love
00:08:37with the almighty
00:08:39Archbishop Gaius Tiberius Grothus.
00:08:42But because she was very virtuous,
00:08:44he didn't like her.
00:08:46Yes, they had a platonic relationship
00:08:48with the Archbishop Tiberius Grothus.
00:08:50Really?
00:08:51Yes.
00:08:52Saint Calendula died a virgin.
00:08:54Yes, and besides being a moral person,
00:08:56she was also merciful.
00:08:57Bravo to her.
00:08:58She spent all her fortune
00:09:01She organized meetings for the poor.
00:09:03Where she cooked herself.
00:09:05That's why everyone loved her.
00:09:06But those who were jealous of her
00:09:08went to the Lougras
00:09:10and told him
00:09:12that she was not a Christian
00:09:14and that she performed black magic rituals.
00:09:17And this Grothus believed it?
00:09:19Yes, because he was a philistine.
00:09:21It can be seen from his name.
00:09:22Grothus.
00:09:23He believed all the lies
00:09:25and the devils.
00:09:26And one drunk night
00:09:28he went and killed her.
00:09:30The next drunk night
00:09:32he went and stole her.
00:09:34Get up Papia, get up China,
00:09:36get up Neranzia.
00:09:38Where can Calendula get up?
00:09:40She was dead.
00:09:42Oh, what a pity.
00:09:44That's why she became a saint.
00:09:46Yes, but what do you tell me?
00:09:48Saint Calendula died in Alexandria.
00:09:50How were her bones found in our lands?
00:09:52How were they found?
00:09:54Yes, how?
00:09:56That's why there is an explanation.
00:09:58How is it explained?
00:10:00That's what we're going to find.
00:10:02Will you find it?
00:10:04She will remember it.
00:10:06Oh yes, now I remember.
00:10:08Listen to how the bones got here.
00:10:12What if I cut his legs off?
00:10:14What are you talking about?
00:10:16The police will find it immediately.
00:10:18We have to find something else.
00:10:20I found it.
00:10:22I saw it in the movie
00:10:24with Dolph Lundgren
00:10:26who was poisoned with arsenic.
00:10:28They put a drop of arsenic
00:10:30in his coffee every day
00:10:32and in two months he died.
00:10:34Where can we find arsenic?
00:10:36Do they sell it as a medicine?
00:10:38Where can we find a doctor
00:10:40to prescribe such a medicine?
00:10:42Where did Dolph Lundgren find it?
00:10:44Do you have arsenic at home?
00:10:46We found a bottle of arsenic.
00:10:48Who will put it in his coffee?
00:10:50Will you go there with this girl
00:10:52Then what are we waiting for?
00:10:54Let's go to the church
00:10:56to the Holy Bank.
00:10:58Why are you keeping them here?
00:11:00Go and rest.
00:11:02Let's sit here for a while
00:11:04and then we'll go to the church.
00:11:06Good night, brothers.
00:11:08May the blessing of the Holy Calendula
00:11:10be with you.
00:11:22Let's go.
00:11:34What are we going to do?
00:11:36Are we going to the church?
00:11:38Yes, temporarily and then we'll see.
00:11:40But it's not the Holy Bank.
00:11:42Are you crazy?
00:11:44It's not right.
00:11:46I'll tell you something for a while
00:11:48until the case is forgotten.
00:11:51Ah!
00:11:53Good evening, Mr. Alexis.
00:11:55Aren't you sleeping, sister?
00:11:57I was in the cell of Sister Katsamba.
00:11:59Where?
00:12:00In the cell of Sister Katsamba.
00:12:02They have the bones inside.
00:12:03What bones?
00:12:04The bones you found in the forest.
00:12:06Do you know about the bones?
00:12:08They told me everything.
00:12:10Did they stab you in the heart?
00:12:12I pressed them a little.
00:12:14And they took them out of the oven?
00:12:16At first I didn't believe them
00:12:18but then the story changed my mind.
00:12:20And to tell you the truth,
00:12:22I was moved by her story.
00:12:24What story?
00:12:26What are you asking?
00:12:28Who do the bones belong to?
00:12:30To this holy woman?
00:12:32Not an Asian woman.
00:12:34Wasn't she a saint?
00:12:36What do you mean?
00:12:38She was a dog.
00:12:40Chikuna.
00:12:42Grinyara.
00:12:44Katsistro.
00:12:46Once, outside the church,
00:12:48a beggar
00:12:50had a heart attack.
00:12:52A beggar had a heart attack?
00:12:54Yes.
00:12:56My brothers didn't tell me that.
00:12:58Because they don't know.
00:13:00Do you know?
00:13:02We need to find something else.
00:13:04In the movie Analosimi No. 11,
00:13:06Dolph Lundgren put a poisonous cockroach
00:13:08in someone's bed.
00:13:10Cockroach? Where do they sell them?
00:13:12Everywhere. In Mexico, Costa Rica, Uruguay.
00:13:14What are you saying?
00:13:16I went to Uruguay and sold the cockroach.
00:13:18How will I get to the airport?
00:13:20Won't they find it for me?
00:13:22But my brothers told me
00:13:24that she organized meetings for the poor
00:13:26and cooked herself.
00:13:28She didn't cook for the house.
00:13:30She cooked for the poor.
00:13:32The ungrateful.
00:13:34The ungrateful saint.
00:13:36She says she's Asian.
00:13:38Asian people are dead.
00:13:40My child, what are you saying?
00:13:42Asian people are dead.
00:13:44No, they're not dead.
00:13:46They died a virgin.
00:13:48Virgin?
00:13:50Yes, but her husband.
00:13:52They had a platonic relationship.
00:13:54Who says that?
00:13:56She had three children.
00:13:58With a different man.
00:14:00In Analosimi No. 12,
00:14:02Dolph Lundgren...
00:14:04Stop talking.
00:14:06I want you to think of something else.
00:14:08I haven't killed that many people.
00:14:10with my kids.
00:14:12That's why I make movies, to train.
00:14:15Her husband was a rich superviseur.
00:14:17They didn't kill her with the guy named Stabbe.
00:14:20In order to have sex?
00:14:22No. To play the cubes.
00:14:24The whole town was enthralled with her bombs.
00:14:27They didn't kill her
00:14:29with the count Stabbe.
00:14:30They didn't kill her with Station Stabbe.
00:14:33They didn't kill her with the doctor.
00:14:35With him?
00:14:36No.
00:14:37The doctor at the clinic.
00:14:38He didn't have a doctor. He had three stamps.
00:14:41He found two patients, locked them up in the hospital and threw him out.
00:14:46But he was a monster. How did the church turn him into a saint?
00:14:49Who turned him into a saint?
00:14:51The church.
00:14:52Alexis, what are you doing here?
00:14:56Sisters, I'm glad you're here because Mrs. Alexis is telling me all sorts of things.
00:15:00What are you saying, Alexis? You're confusing her.
00:15:03It's the truth.
00:15:04She told me about the saint, that he had three children from three different wives.
00:15:08What are you saying about the saint?
00:15:10Who?
00:15:11The saint.
00:15:13The saint.
00:15:15Yes.
00:15:16Who do the stamps belong to?
00:15:18The saint.
00:15:22Is the saint in the box?
00:15:25Who's in the box?
00:15:28Your mother-in-law?
00:15:30Do you hear that she's the saint?
00:15:33No, I knew it.
00:15:35It doesn't look like it.
00:15:36Yes, because you're confusing her sometimes.
00:15:39She's a little bit crazy.
00:15:41The truth is that I stamped her.
00:15:46Okay, okay. Good night, good evening.
00:15:48You're very tired. Go to bed and get some rest.
00:15:52Let's go to bed, sisters.
00:15:54My dear Katsimika, get some rest.
00:15:56And we'll go to the temple.
00:15:59Good night, sisters.
00:16:01Good night.
00:16:02Good night, good night.
00:16:03May the blessing of the saint fall on your head.
00:16:11My dear friend Jeanette,
00:16:13how do you deal with this illegal love?
00:16:16My dear friend Tanya, I'm so happy. Do you understand me?
00:16:20The bird is attractive.
00:16:23It changed my perception of life.
00:16:25It renewed my senses.
00:16:26But slowly, it becomes very dangerous,
00:16:29because it wants me exclusively for it.
00:16:32And I tell it, my Christian, my husband,
00:16:34it doesn't care about me. It turns to the side and flies away.
00:16:37And flies away, my dear Jeanette?
00:16:39Like a tractor.
00:16:40Why don't you try Greek movies?
00:16:42I've heard they're very effective.
00:16:44We tried them, but they gave him an allergy.
00:16:46What a pity.
00:16:48Anyway, what were we saying?
00:16:49How attractive the bird is.
00:16:51Yes, but it's very jealous.
00:16:53That means it loves you, my dear Jeanette.
00:16:56Yes, but it needs me to separate the burden and marry it.
00:16:59So it can sleep and wake up with me next to it.
00:17:02How romantic.
00:17:04It wants me exclusively for it.
00:17:06What have all the men done for me?
00:17:08Your unparalleled beauty, Jeanette.
00:17:11Yes, but this beauty has ruined me.
00:17:14I understand you.
00:17:15I'm a bit attracted to my own beauty.
00:17:18Well, we're not the same beauty.
00:17:20Don't get me wrong.
00:17:21You're just happy.
00:17:24I'm a goddess.
00:17:25Just happy with such shoes?
00:17:27With such dresses?
00:17:28With such dresses?
00:17:30You're not a second person.
00:17:31You're just a humble bouzouki.
00:17:33I'm Jeanette Sevastou,
00:17:35the most aristocratic lady of Paparia.
00:17:38I'm so angry.
00:17:40I want to be more beautiful.
00:17:42But what can I do?
00:17:43I'm on a secret mission, I told the law, and I can't speak.
00:17:47I understand, Tania.
00:17:49Don't get mad, Jeanette.
00:17:51Everyone knows you're the most beautiful woman in Paparia.
00:17:54Now you're right.
00:17:55Mrs. Jeanette, Mrs. Jeanette, Mrs. Jeanette, am I bothering you?
00:17:59You're only bothering me when I see you.
00:18:01Anyway, what did you want to tell me again?
00:18:03The gardener in the garden has changed Mrs. Jeanette.
00:18:06Don't you remember when you told him to put the tulips,
00:18:09where to put the violets, and where to put the jasmines?
00:18:11Oh, my God, I've explained this to you 40 times.
00:18:14This lower person is crazy.
00:18:17Can you come to the garden and explain it to him again?
00:18:20Come? What can I do?
00:18:21I'm sorry, Tania. I'm going to the garden for a while.
00:18:25What are we, rich people, doing?
00:18:27Mind your own business, Jeanette.
00:18:29Get out of my way, you idiot.
00:18:32Get out of my way.
00:18:39Now you'll see, Jeanette,
00:18:41how over-optimistic and over-autocratic you are.
00:18:45I'm going to steal her cell phone
00:18:47and put the microchip in it,
00:18:50just like my boss told me.
00:18:55Hello, hello.
00:18:56Daisy, good morning, boss. Daisy, good morning, boss. Over.
00:18:59Come on, honey, I'm listening. Over.
00:19:01I have Jeanette's cell phone and the chip in my hands.
00:19:04Where should I put it? Over.
00:19:06I was going to tell you where to put it.
00:19:08You'll put it on the phone.
00:19:09I'm moving on to the next step of the mission. Over.
00:19:15What happened?
00:19:16Boss, you won't believe it. The cell phone is gone.
00:19:18What do you mean?
00:19:20Jeanette's cell phone fell into the toilet bowl.
00:19:23You burned me, you scoundrel.
00:19:27I forgot my diploma.
00:19:29Why do you say that, brother Karamazov?
00:19:32She was the hostess of St. Calendula.
00:19:34She was also the bride of St. Carthenius.
00:19:36Why do you insist?
00:19:38Because there is no St. Calendula.
00:19:41What are you saying? I've known St. Calendula for years.
00:19:44I've read at least three of her biographies.
00:19:47Of St. Calendula?
00:19:48Of course.
00:19:49She lived in Alexandria in the 3rd century AD.
00:19:52She was well-educated and virtuous.
00:19:54She spent all her money on the poor.
00:19:57Of course, there are also historical accounts that say she was a gypsy.
00:20:01But I don't read them because they are heretical.
00:20:04Really?
00:20:05Of course.
00:20:06What should I do, boss?
00:20:08Jeanette's cell phone is buried in the toilet bowl.
00:20:10What should I do?
00:20:11You burned me, you scoundrel.
00:20:14Okay, boss. I made a mistake.
00:20:16The point is to fix it.
00:20:17If you don't fix it, how can we fix it?
00:20:19What should I do?
00:20:21Leave the cell phone where it is and go to the living room.
00:20:24And make sure they don't understand us.
00:20:27Eliphiover.
00:20:28Eliphiover, you moron.
00:20:32Gaius Tiberius Grothus loved St. Calendula madly.
00:20:37But in a platonic way.
00:20:38Because Calendula was a heretic.
00:20:40And she died a virgin.
00:20:42Of course, there are also heretical writings
00:20:44that say she had three children from three different heretics.
00:20:48Do you think St. Calendula existed?
00:20:52Of course. I give you so much evidence.
00:20:54Yes, but the bones found by the two heretics
00:20:58belong to St. Calendula.
00:21:00Of course.
00:21:01Teacher, how were the bones found
00:21:04from the pyramids of Egypt in the Papryas forest?
00:21:08It's an amazing story.
00:21:10I have read it in the memoirs of St. Augustine.
00:21:13Really?
00:21:15Oh, my God.
00:21:17I'm suffering in the heat because my Cyprus is stupid.
00:21:21Ah!
00:21:22Why did you hit her?
00:21:24Because my Cyprus is angry.
00:21:26My God, what a fascist she is, Jeanette.
00:21:29Oh, my God.
00:21:30I fell in love with the sun. Go get me a glass of water.
00:21:33Ah!
00:21:34Yes, Mrs. Jeanette.
00:21:35Get out of here.
00:21:36Right away, Mrs. Jeanette.
00:21:39She's unbearable.
00:21:41Hello?
00:21:45Hello, my sweet Susanna.
00:21:47Of course I remember you, my sweet Susanna.
00:21:50Of course I'll come.
00:21:53My manicurist, Susanna,
00:21:55a wonderful girl and an expert in immunity.
00:21:58You should try her.
00:21:59Ah, your manicurist was in your cell phone?
00:22:02Yes.
00:22:03Does your manicurist take you to the regular cell phone?
00:22:05Of course. Why do you ask?
00:22:07Nothing, I just thought you'd have another mobile phone for your friends and for the servants who serve you.
00:22:14No, I have a mobile phone for everyone. I'm a very democratic person.
00:22:21A very pious Greek aristocratess, Princess Isabelle,
00:22:25wanted to transport the holy relics of the Virgin Mary to Mystra.
00:22:29But her ship sank. Isabelle drowned, so did the sailors.
00:22:34But the relics were found by the sea on the beach below Paparia.
00:22:38And a shepherd found them, put them together and buried them in our area.
00:22:43But he doesn't know who buried them.
00:22:46And from all the people, the relics were found by these two sinners.
00:22:52Well, it was Katsamba who sent the holy calendar to Pinesa.
00:22:55I don't believe that. And I do everything to reveal them.
00:23:01Whatever these gods are doing, I find it suspicious.
00:23:07Chief, I hope to report that I did it by the sea.
00:23:10The phone I threw in the basin belongs to Baron Sevastou.
00:23:13You are not guilty of anything.
00:23:16Oh, don't talk to me like that, because I'm sad.
00:23:18I finished the police school with a maximum of 10.
00:23:21What are you saying, Ufo? The maximum in the police school is 20.
00:23:26But why didn't I get 10?
00:23:27Why did you go through the basin, you whore?
00:23:30Oh, don't talk to me like that, I'll fix it.
00:23:33How can you fix it? Will you take the exams again?
00:23:36No, I'll find a way to call Zanette and tell her we're watching her.
00:23:41Leave the phone, you made a lot of noise. Let's move on to plan 2.
00:23:46Sister Tzavara, we are trapped. I can't accept this, Katsamba.
00:23:50You have to accept it. The sooner you accept it, the better for all of us.
00:23:55What if we take the bones from the temple and hide them somewhere else?
00:23:59The best way to hide something you don't want to show
00:24:03is in front of everyone's eyes.
00:24:04What do you suggest?
00:24:06For no one to ever find out whose bones I found in the forest,
00:24:11we have to say that they belong to Saint Kalendoula.
00:24:14We don't just have to say it, we have to shout it out.
00:24:17How can we do that?
00:24:19There is only one solution.
00:24:20The Honourable Mayor of Paparia, Danos Karavidoglou.
00:24:25I forgot the cell phone. We won't put the doll in Zanette's cell phone.
00:24:30Yes, Chief. Over.
00:24:32We'll put it on top of her, on something that Zanette always wears.
00:24:36What does Zanette always wear?
00:24:38A turtleneck.
00:24:39Do you want to drive me crazy?
00:24:40Yes, she wears a turtleneck, but she doesn't wear the same one every day.
00:24:44That's right, because it's a pastor's gift.
00:24:46What does Zanette wear every day, morning and night?
00:24:50A mask, a light crayon...
00:24:53Have we started the nonsense?
00:24:54I don't understand, Chief. What do you want?
00:24:57Does any Christian wear it?
00:24:59Oh, yes. Her ring, the good one.
00:25:01Oh, that's what's going to happen.
00:25:03What?
00:25:03You're going to take a picture of the ring, you're going to send it to me,
00:25:06we're going to make the same ring that's going to have the doll in it.
00:25:10Oh, that's what you say.
00:25:12And you make me feel like I'm playing a movie with James Bond.
00:25:15No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:17I have my problems, and I have the mayor of Karavidoglou threatening me.
00:25:22What did Thobectis do to you?
00:25:24Do you remember my wonderful plans for the beach bar in Kalabouta?
00:25:27That one with the luxurious lounges, you say?
00:25:29Fantastic plans. They upgrade our place and the tourist attraction.
00:25:33Think, my love, think, please.
00:25:35On the beach of Kalabouta, which is now deserted and unused,
00:25:39a bar in luxurious lounges,
00:25:41where only shiny tiles,
00:25:44not to mention a string,
00:25:47and the drinks will be served on pirogues,
00:25:50and the columns will be buzzing.
00:25:52Flatsipiroga, flatsipiroga.
00:25:55Flatsipiroga, flatsipiroga.
00:25:58My dear, you're a genius.
00:25:59Tell me, please, isn't this world-class for Paparia?
00:26:03Well, this is European level.
00:26:05And you say so little.
00:26:06Flatsipiroga, flatsipiroga.
00:26:08Not even in Ibiza, such a size.
00:26:10Not even in Dubai, you say.
00:26:11And where does Karavidoglou fit?
00:26:13While we had agreed,
00:26:15now the old man turns it around
00:26:17and tells me that on the beach of Kalabouta
00:26:19there is the church of St. Thecla.
00:26:21Well, now he discovered it.
00:26:23Come on.
00:26:23Do you think he's my husband?
00:26:25You want me not to suggest it to him?
00:26:27But it makes him unacceptable.
00:26:28Well, we have come to him so many times.
00:26:30Yes, now he suddenly became indisputable.
00:26:32And what are you going to do, my husband?
00:26:33I'm thinking...
00:26:35to get rid of him.
00:26:37You mean...
00:26:38No, well, to get rid of him as mayor.
00:26:41How?
00:26:41I will make him mayor.
00:26:44I don't understand what I have.
00:26:45I have been paying him for so many years
00:26:47for the election campaigns.
00:26:49Now I will put the same money,
00:26:51but for myself.
00:26:52And when I get out as mayor,
00:26:54I will get as many licenses as I want
00:26:56for the businesses I want.
00:26:58My dear, it's not easy to get along with him.
00:27:00For so many years, he has created
00:27:03very good relations with the voters.
00:27:05Let the influence that his channel has.
00:27:08My dear fellow citizens, good morning.
00:27:11Welcome to the channel Entou Tonika.
00:27:15The channel of virtue and kindness.
00:27:19Today, we will show the issue of ignorance
00:27:23to the young people.
00:27:24My fellow citizens,
00:27:26the lesson of ignorance
00:27:28should be taught in schools immediately.
00:27:31Because our young people
00:27:32are very naughty.
00:27:35Where do you lose them?
00:27:36You find them in the bathroom
00:27:38and they do this job.
00:27:39They lock themselves in
00:27:41and you do this job.
00:27:43And you sit outside the bathroom
00:27:45and you wait like a fool.
00:27:48Come out, my child,
00:27:49so I can do what I need to do.
00:27:51I will do it on top of me.
00:27:53Nothing.
00:27:54He is there, doing this job.
00:27:57And because
00:27:59the child does this job a lot,
00:28:02you know,
00:28:03we must strictly
00:28:05limit
00:28:06this bad habit of the young people.
00:28:09Because, as we all know,
00:28:12from a certain age onward,
00:28:14ignorance diminishes.
00:28:17Also,
00:28:18in the event of a major disaster,
00:28:21you make a mess.
00:28:23I am listening to you, my leader.
00:28:24I am listening to you carefully.
00:28:26Over.
00:28:26So, little girl,
00:28:27you will go to Zanette's house.
00:28:30Easy.
00:28:31You will have in your bag
00:28:32the ring with the doll I sent you.
00:28:35I see.
00:28:36And where you will sit on the couch
00:28:39and you will talk to Zanette,
00:28:41you will tell her,
00:28:43Oh, what a nice ring this is, my dear.
00:28:47Let me try it on.
00:28:48Yes, my dear.
00:28:50Here you go.
00:28:52You will wear it at the same time.
00:28:55You will have the same thing ready in your bag.
00:28:59Oh, how delicious, my dear.
00:29:02Yes, I love this piece.
00:29:06And all of a sudden, you will say,
00:29:09Look, little birdie.
00:29:11Where?
00:29:12Zanette will tell you.
00:29:14There.
00:29:15There.
00:29:17And what if the birdie doesn't pass that time?
00:29:19You will tell lies, my dear.
00:29:21So you can mislead her.
00:29:23I don't get it.
00:29:25The birdie is a demon.
00:29:28Say it like that.
00:29:30Look, little birdie, Zanette.
00:29:32You will tell her,
00:29:34Look, little birdie.
00:29:36And while she is looking for the birdie,
00:29:39you will change the rings.
00:29:45Amazing trick, my leader.
00:29:47Over.
00:29:48There are, yes,
00:29:49many scientists in Crete
00:29:52who claim that
00:29:54this bad habit
00:29:56makes the baby smaller.
00:29:58So scientists have observed
00:30:01that a young man in Connecticut, America,
00:30:05with a size of 17 pounds,
00:30:09after intense breastfeeding,
00:30:12became 11 pounds.
00:30:15The man lost 6 whole pounds.
00:30:20Another one in Baltimore,
00:30:23with a size of 18 pounds,
00:30:26after intense breastfeeding,
00:30:28became 7 pounds.
00:30:30This is no longer breastfeeding,
00:30:33it is breastfeeding.
00:30:35Breastfeeding from a baby.
00:30:37Blessed be the Holy Mother.
00:30:39Blessed be the Lord, my child.
00:30:42I am very happy to see you, sister.
00:30:45I am happy too, mayor.
00:30:47And I declare your humble miracle.
00:30:49Thank you, sister.
00:30:51I enjoy your show.
00:30:53I watch you every week.
00:30:55I haven't missed an episode.
00:30:57You and Mrs. Anita Pania.
00:30:59Yes, she is very good,
00:31:00and Anita, but
00:31:02lately she has dropped her quality.
00:31:05And you, always at the top.
00:31:08Especially your last show
00:31:10was very educational.
00:31:11You covered the subject of abnormalism.
00:31:13Yes, I know a lot about the subject of abnormalism.
00:31:17I study it every day since my adolescence.
00:31:20I can see that.
00:31:22And where can you see the subject of my next show?
00:31:25Who will it be, mayor?
00:31:26I will send another bad habit of our youth.
00:31:30Which mayor?
00:31:31The stomach one.
00:31:33The stomach one?
00:31:34It seems that you are so innocent and virtuous.
00:31:37Oh my God!
00:31:38You mean the other one?
00:31:40Yes.
00:31:42That's what I focus on in my shows.
00:31:44That's why you have so many followers.
00:31:47But you,
00:31:49why did you call me, Holy Mother?
00:31:52Do you have anything to report to me?
00:31:54Any financial scandal or
00:31:57any sexual scandal even better?
00:32:01I, mayor,
00:32:03I called you for a very good purpose.
00:32:05I have a very good news.
00:32:07But good news
00:32:09doesn't make any sense.
00:32:11The news that I will tell you will make a mess.
00:32:12It will make the engines of the AGB hit red.
00:32:15But what is this news?
00:32:17Our monastery.
00:32:18Guests missed the Holy Calendar.
00:32:22The Holy Calendar
00:32:27Eusebius Voskos
00:32:29found the bones.
00:32:31He put them together
00:32:32and buried them next to Kargaletsi,
00:32:35near the monastery.
00:32:37But
00:32:38he didn't know that the Holy Calendar was burning
00:32:41until
00:32:43the Calendar itself
00:32:45appeared in the sleep of our holy abbot
00:32:49sister Katsamba.
00:32:51And the sister
00:32:52brought her to the temple.
00:32:55So, all the believers,
00:32:56come to the monastery
00:32:59to worship her.
00:33:01What should we do?
00:33:02You should come to worship.
00:33:03And the Holy Calendar?
00:33:05They call it the Calendar.
00:33:06That's it.
00:33:07And why should we worship, please?
00:33:10To find the light, Zakoula, that's why.
00:33:11Oh, I have a lot of light on my own.
00:33:14I don't need the Holy Calendar.
00:33:16We call it the Calendar.
00:33:17Yes, that's it, the Calendar.
00:33:20And we will only come for the light?
00:33:22Not only for the light, you will also get money.
00:33:25Oh, now you're right, we will get money.
00:33:29And not only for you,
00:33:30you will bring people, a lot of people.
00:33:32And for everyone who will come from you,
00:33:35you will get a little more.
00:33:37Ah, nice.
00:33:38How much will you give?
00:33:39How much do you want?
00:33:4020 euros per person.
00:33:42You're killing me.
00:33:43Yes, but you also want people
00:33:45to worship the Holy Calendar.
00:33:47Yes, but 20 euros per person?
00:33:49All right, all right, don't cry.
00:33:51We will offer you a little money.
00:33:54Please give me a better price.
00:33:56Let's make it a middle-class price, huh?
00:33:58Oh, Jesus.
00:33:59Out of the 10 people who come with you,
00:34:02you will pay 9.
00:34:04Out of the 10 heads, 1 gift.
00:34:06Guys, out of the 7 heads, 1 gift.
00:34:08Out of the 8, we're done.
00:34:10Oh, you have a lot of money in your pockets.
00:34:13A lot of money.
00:34:14What are you saying, Peter?
00:34:16The Holy Calendar is a great miracle.
00:34:19What miracles does Peter do?
00:34:21Everything.
00:34:22He gets married, he gets cured, he gets rich.
00:34:25Do you want to get cured?
00:34:26The Holy Calendar.
00:34:28Do you want to get married?
00:34:29The Holy Calendar will find you.
00:34:31Do you want to get rich?
00:34:33The Holy Calendar will bring you money.
00:34:35Worship the Holy Calendar
00:34:37and in two weeks you will lose 30 kilos.
00:34:40No diet, no gym, no fat loss.
00:34:44That's a miracle.
00:34:45What am I saying?
00:34:47What are you saying?
00:34:47The Holy Calendar does nothing.
00:34:49Oh, what are you saying?
00:34:51I went to worship the Holy Calendar
00:34:55and it was like a pachavoura.
00:34:57As soon as I worshipped the Holy Calendar,
00:34:59I lost 2 kilos.
00:35:00Then let's go tomorrow to worship.
00:35:02I want to lose 2 kilos too.
00:35:04I don't care what you want.
00:35:06I want money.
00:35:07The Holy Calendar gives you money.
00:35:09I told you.
00:35:10You worship the Holy Calendar and you get rich.
00:35:13One of them worshipped the Holy Calendar
00:35:14and the next day he won the lottery.
00:35:16One of them prayed to the Holy Calendar
00:35:19and at night the saint came to his sleep
00:35:22and told him the numbers of the joker.
00:35:24Another one worshipped the Holy Calendar
00:35:26and told him the numbers of the roulette in the casino.
00:35:30The guy threw the bag in the air.
00:35:32He even took their underwear.
00:35:34We have to worship the Holy Calendar.
00:35:37This week.
00:35:38And then,
00:35:39something else.
00:35:43Why don't you tell me, Salim?
00:35:45About the priesthood?
00:35:46I hear that the Holy Calendar doesn't do anything.
00:35:49The priesthood sucks.
00:35:52Your routine intervention is for the Holy Calendar.
00:35:56Five priesthoods a week.
00:35:58And only the priesthood?
00:36:00Everything.
00:36:01One of them worshipped the Holy Calendar
00:36:03and lost all her hair.
00:36:06The next day she woke up
00:36:09with hair like the new Katerina.
00:36:12The bag was ready.
00:36:14Another one believed in the Holy Calendar
00:36:17and the next morning she spoke English.
00:36:20While another one didn't believe in the Holy Calendar
00:36:24and lost her wallet in Laiki.
00:36:27She lost her husband who took it from her brother-in-law.
00:36:31And she lost her permanent hair in Komotirio.
00:36:35And all this because of the rage of the Holy Calendar?
00:36:39I believe in the Holy Calendar, my man.
00:36:41Me too, me too.
00:36:42Let's go and worship it tomorrow.
00:36:45Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
00:36:48Why are you so happy, my dear?
00:36:50I did as you told me.
00:36:52I took Jeanette's ring.
00:36:54I tried it on, I told her it was beautiful
00:36:56and then I told her.
00:36:57Oh, look, a little bird.
00:37:00Where is the little bird?
00:37:01There, there on the window.
00:37:03Where is it? I can't see it.
00:37:04And while this idiot was looking for the little bird
00:37:07I quickly changed the rings.
00:37:11But where is the little bird?
00:37:13Oh, it's gone now.
00:37:15What a shame.
00:37:17So I kept her ring
00:37:18and gave her the ring with the pom-pom.
00:37:21Well done, my dear, that's why I love you.
00:37:23Thank you, Archbishop.
00:37:27Why are you leaving so quickly, my one and only love?
00:37:30Stop it, Piasoto.
00:37:31Don't torture me anymore. You know I shouldn't.
00:37:34I'm already married.
00:37:35I've been with too many women in my life.
00:37:37More than 5,000.
00:37:39What's wrong with these two writers?
00:37:41They keep saying the same things to us.
00:37:43But my feelings don't change for you.
00:37:45Yes, but how many times do I have to tell you that I'm married?
00:37:48I'm tired of it.
00:37:51You won't be married for a long time.
00:37:54What do you mean?
00:37:55Jeanette, I thought it over very well.
00:37:59I'm going to kill Varonos.
00:38:01Who is Varonos?
00:38:02Varonos Munchausen.
00:38:04What are you talking about?
00:38:06I can't share you anymore.
00:38:07One of us will leave the middle.
00:38:09And that will be Varonos.
00:38:13My God.
00:38:14What shocking news.
00:38:17Varonos' life is in danger.
00:38:20I can't believe it.
00:38:20We said it.
00:38:21These two writers are no longer for the base.
00:38:24But how far will they go?
00:38:25Is it possible for them to give you such ideas to kill Varonos?
00:38:30No, no, Soto.
00:38:31Please.
00:38:32Get these thoughts out of your head.
00:38:35I can't.
00:38:36I can't unless you're mine.
00:38:41What do you mean by exclusivity?
00:38:43Do you have any other girl in mind besides me?
00:38:46No, of course not.
00:38:48Then when are you going to invite me to your wedding?
00:38:52Wait until the summer is over and we'll see.
00:38:55Jeanette, I don't celebrate weddings in the summer.
00:38:58Wait until it gets cold.
00:39:01Do you want to celebrate in the fall?
00:39:03No, no, the fall is very melancholic.
00:39:06Then in the winter.
00:39:07Winter?
00:39:09Am I in the cold?
00:39:10Can't I put on a jacket?
00:39:12Can't I put on a tank top?
00:39:13Can't I take it off?
00:39:15Do you want us to go in the spring?
00:39:17Not in the spring.
00:39:18I have allergies.
00:39:20I get cold sweats.
00:39:21Then let's go in the summer.
00:39:23It will be warm.
00:39:24It will be, right?
00:39:25Yes, but there is no other season.
00:39:27I'm sick. It's four o'clock.
00:39:29It's four o'clock, right?
00:39:30Wait until the summer is over and we'll see.
00:39:34Wait until the summer is over?
00:39:35Why?
00:39:36Because Pinelope has been waiting for Odysseus for 20 years.
00:39:42Are you kidding me?
00:39:43In 20 years you will be a pig.
00:39:46Don't talk like that.
00:39:48Soto, what should I do to cheer you up?
00:39:50Leave it.
00:39:51Nothing is going to happen now.
00:39:52Fate has decided for us.
00:39:54The only cure would be to never meet you,
00:39:58to never see your magical beauty.
00:40:02Marousseau, I can't wait too long.
00:40:05I'm in love with you.
00:40:06What are you in love with, Ephy?
00:40:08Impatience.
00:40:10I want you in my sleep.
00:40:12Do you eat a lot at night?
00:40:13No, I want beautiful pictures.
00:40:16I want you in my arms.
00:40:18You are like a princess.
00:40:19You wear a tight blouse.
00:40:21You are like a princess.
00:40:23You open your mouth a little and you move your body.
00:40:29You are like a princess.
00:40:34You are like a princess.
00:40:37I understand you.
00:40:38But what should I do?
00:40:40You wear a tight blouse.
00:40:42You are like a princess.
00:40:44You wear a tight blouse.
00:40:45You open your mouth a little and you move your body.
00:40:52You wear a tight blouse.
00:40:54You wear a tight blouse.
00:40:57And then you go to the dance floor.
00:41:01You step on your toes.
00:41:03It's like you are dancing on a swing.
00:41:05And you move your body.
00:41:06And you move your body.
00:41:08The most beautiful part of the dance is when you wake up again.
00:41:12Ephy, what are you doing there?
00:41:14Stop, stop, I'm telling you.
00:41:15Come and dance on a swing.
00:41:16Come and dance on a swing.
00:41:17I'm slow and that's why I can't do it.
00:41:19I'll show you the steps.
00:41:21Come on, Ephy.
00:41:22You are moving very fast.
00:41:23You are moving very fast.
00:41:26I didn't wait long enough.
00:41:27How long should I wait?
00:41:28Wait.
00:41:29Let the time pass.
00:41:33There is no more time.
00:41:34The countdown has begun.
00:41:36I didn't wait long enough.
00:41:37But with the wait, you are getting bigger and bigger.
00:41:41How much should I get bigger?
00:41:42I'm already very big.
00:41:44Oh my God.
00:41:47Why am I so beautiful?
00:41:49Why do I like it so much?
00:41:51I understand that you like it.
00:41:52It's just that I'm not ready psychologically yet, Ephy.
00:41:56Okay, Marousso.
00:41:57I'll wait.
00:41:59I'll wait because I don't like anyone else as much as you do.
00:42:51I don't like you.
00:42:53I don't like you.
00:42:55I don't like you.
00:42:57I don't like you.
00:42:59I don't like you.
00:43:01I don't like you.
00:43:03I don't like you.
00:43:05I don't like you.
00:43:07I don't like you.
00:43:09I don't like you.
00:43:11I don't like you.
00:43:13I don't like you.
00:43:15I don't like you.
00:43:17I don't like you.
00:43:19I don't like you.
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00:49:23I don't like you.
00:49:25And the next day
00:49:27I woke up like Jet.
00:49:29Excuse me? How did you wake up?
00:49:31Jet.
00:49:33Ah, I see. Jet.
00:49:35Yes.
00:49:37I was cured, excuse me,
00:49:39by the Holy Calendula.
00:49:41Well done, Mrs. Mandalena.
00:49:43You win
00:49:45an image of the Holy Calendula
00:49:47and a toaster.
00:49:49Oh, thank you very much.
00:49:51And you should know
00:49:53that I vote for you.
00:49:55Me and all my family
00:49:57that has seen me without children.
00:49:59Great. Thank you very much.
00:50:01That's why I give you
00:50:03a toaster
00:50:05so you can eat toasts in my health.
00:50:07Come, Ornella.
00:50:09Let's go to our next friend.
00:50:24There's a lot of people, I heard.
00:50:26Yes.
00:50:28The Holy Calendula
00:50:30is full of miracles.
00:50:32Everyone says so.
00:50:37Are you going to become a saint?
00:50:39I want to become a saint.
00:50:41Health.
00:50:43Health above everything else.
00:50:45And everything else will happen.
00:50:47My Holy Calendula.
00:50:49You who revealed the numbers of the Joker.
00:50:51You who gave the new hair
00:50:53to Cassidy.
00:50:55Give light to Manolio
00:50:57to bring me a leaf
00:50:59so I can hug my grandchildren.
00:51:05What are you thinking
00:51:07of asking for, Gitsa?
00:51:09Health.
00:51:11What else?
00:51:13Health above everything else.
00:51:15My Holy Calendula.
00:51:17Give me light and take me.
00:51:19Which of the two loves me more?
00:51:21Manolio?
00:51:23Health above everything else.
00:51:25Do you think
00:51:27Michalios will support me better?
00:51:29Health above everything else.
00:51:31Health above everything else.
00:51:33Who should I choose,
00:51:35my Holy Calendula?
00:51:37Who? I've been everywhere.
00:51:39I even sent my father.
00:51:41But he couldn't figure out
00:51:43my problem.
00:51:45Give me a solution, please.
00:51:47Excuse me, sir.
00:51:49Let the lady pray.
00:51:51Excuse me, ladies.
00:51:53Excuse me.
00:51:55Let the lady pray.
00:51:57Let the lady pray.
00:51:59Let the lady pray.
00:52:01Should I make room
00:52:03for them to pray?
00:52:05Do you know each other?
00:52:07No. No.
00:52:09No.
00:52:11No.
00:52:13You see, mother,
00:52:15we're not idiots.
00:52:17You see, mother, we're not idiots.
00:52:19Yes, I know that.
00:52:21This is Mirsini Fortunatsi.
00:52:23Who?
00:52:25I'm Mirsini
00:52:27Orthovizi.
00:52:29Fortunatsi or Orthovizi?
00:52:31Fortunatsi, mother.
00:52:33That's what Orthovizi says.
00:52:35Can't you see?
00:52:37Calm down, Mirsini.
00:52:39Is the girl Fortunatsi?
00:52:41Yes, mother.
00:52:43She's Fortunatsi, isn't she?
00:52:45Yes, mother.
00:52:47I'm telling you that
00:52:49we're not idiots.
00:52:51Mother, we're not idiots.
00:52:53Alexis, calm down.
00:52:55We're in an old place.
00:52:57Okay, okay.
00:52:59I'll give the place to Orzi.
00:53:01Let the lady pray.
00:53:03Let the lady pray.
00:53:05Yes, let the lady pray
00:53:07to save her from
00:53:09the bombs.
00:53:11The bombs, my dear.
00:53:13Mirsini!
00:53:15Mirsini!
00:53:17Mirsini!
00:53:19Mirsini!
00:53:21The whole village
00:53:23and the whole village
00:53:25is saying that
00:53:27my son's wife
00:53:29is crying
00:53:31and she's dancing.
00:53:35Nice, Fortunatsi.
00:53:37Get up, mother.
00:53:39Did you dare to speak
00:53:41about my wife?
00:53:43That she's dancing?
00:53:45Get up.
00:53:47You're a good dancer, too.
00:53:49Get up, mother.
00:53:51Did you dare to catch
00:53:53my daughter in your mouth?
00:53:55There's no one more
00:53:57honest and pure
00:53:59in the whole village.
00:54:01Alexis!
00:54:03Alexis!
00:54:05Mirsini!
00:54:07Mirsini!
00:54:09Mirsini!
00:54:11Mirsini!
00:54:13Mirsini!
00:54:15Mirsini!
00:54:17Come, Orinela.
00:54:19Who's with you?
00:54:21Mr. Karavidoglou,
00:54:23are you in Naira?
00:54:25Yes, ma'am, I'm listening.
00:54:27Are you in Naira?
00:54:29Yes, I am.
00:54:31Oh, I have an illness.
00:54:33Me too.
00:54:35Tell us, did you have any experience with the Holy Calendula?
00:54:40A great experience.
00:54:41Describe it to us.
00:54:42What should I describe?
00:54:43Not to describe, but to describe it to us.
00:54:47Tell us what happened to you with the Holy Calendula.
00:54:53Tell us.
00:54:54Oh, yes. As you can see, I have a son, Gomari.
00:54:59He doesn't read at all.
00:55:02And the entrance exams come.
00:55:04He read a lot, but he didn't read.
00:55:07He read a lot, but he didn't read.
00:55:10Until I saw the results the night before,
00:55:14the Holy Calendula...
00:55:15Excuse me.
00:55:17The Holy Calendula.
00:55:19And that's how it happened.
00:55:21He must have written something to pass the exam.
00:55:24He must have written something.
00:55:26But fortunately, the Holy Calendula
00:55:28blinded the examiners and they passed it.
00:55:31Did you see that everything is done with respect?
00:55:34I saw it, but I didn't see it.
00:55:36But after he passed,
00:55:38he's been with Voithi for four years, since the first year.
00:55:41What a pity, young man.
00:55:43The blind girl cut him off.
00:55:44Yes, this blonde cut him off.
00:55:46But now I want to go and worship the Holy Calendula,
00:55:49so that the past is stuck from the first year,
00:55:52the little stork, my dear stork.
00:55:55I wish you all the best.
00:55:57I present to you an image of the Holy Calendula
00:56:01and a karaoke device
00:56:04with all the summer hits of 2024.
00:56:08Oh, it also has the phone number of the choir.
00:56:11Yes, it does.
00:56:12First of all.
00:56:13Thank you. May God bless you.
00:56:16And we move on to the next friend.
00:56:19Come on, Ornella.
00:56:20Let's go to our next friend.
00:56:22Oh, my dear sister, how right you were.
00:56:26Ever since our good mayor
00:56:28made a show about the Holy Calendula's absence,
00:56:31our monastery has been filled with pilgrims.
00:56:35You said it.
00:56:37The best place to hide something is in front of everyone.
00:56:40A joy helped us with the Calendula's trick
00:56:42and we got rid of the bones of our mother-in-law,
00:56:45and our bunker was filled with the piston's oil.
00:56:48Sister Katsamba,
00:56:49you're the smartest sister I've ever met in my life.
00:56:53I am, but I'm not saying it, because I'm in memory.
00:56:54What a charming character.
00:56:56You're right.
00:56:58I'm going to the bathroom.
00:56:59Oh, oh, oh.
00:57:02My dear sisters,
00:57:04two pilgrims, while they were waiting for the prayer,
00:57:06got caught together.
00:57:08I'm coming to get them.
00:57:10Come quickly.
00:57:11You go, my dear sister, and I'll go to the temple.
00:57:14Myrsini, talk to me.
00:57:18Do you speak Greek?
00:57:19No, I'm a newcomer.
00:57:21And this table below doesn't speak Greek.
00:57:23My child, my child, what happened?
00:57:26Leave her alone, my dear wife.
00:57:28These two got stuck in the wood.
00:57:30Why?
00:57:31We didn't understand.
00:57:33Did you understand, ma'am?
00:57:35I don't know the girls.
00:57:36What are you talking about?
00:57:38He knows the ladies.
00:57:40She's the lady's mother.
00:57:42Why do you say he doesn't know them?
00:57:44She's crazy, ma'am.
00:57:46Can't you see?
00:57:47What time is it?
00:57:49Just a few minutes.
00:57:51Should we call an ambulance?
00:57:53I called them. They're coming.
00:57:55Are they breathing?
00:57:56I don't know. I'm not sure.
00:57:59What a tragedy.
00:58:04She's crying.
00:58:10Good morning, baby.
00:58:12Soto, what are you doing here?
00:58:15I came to worship the hostess of the Holy Calendar.
00:58:17How kind of you.
00:58:20Tell me, what game are you playing?
00:58:22Soto, you're hurting me.
00:58:23I told you.
00:58:24You're playing a bad game.
00:58:26Don't you know you shouldn't play with the bull?
00:58:28I know you shouldn't play with the bull.
00:58:31But you haven't trained it.
00:58:35Tell me, what game are you playing?
00:58:37The Holy Calendar.
00:58:40I want the truth.
00:58:42It's the truth.
00:58:43I'll give you a few days to fix your hair.
00:58:47If you don't do it...
00:58:50You know...
00:58:52I love you.
00:59:14The roads separate us
00:59:19The words don't come back
00:59:24And as much as I miss you tonight
00:59:29Tomorrow you won't remember me
00:59:36When hearts are parting
00:59:42Nights are filled with tears
00:59:46When hearts are parting
00:59:52Nights are filled with tears
01:00:16Nights are filled with tears
01:00:22Nights are filled with tears
01:00:27I gave this crossroad
01:00:32There's not much left
01:00:37And everything we've lived together
01:00:42Will be gone by tomorrow
01:00:49When hearts are parting
01:00:55Nights are filled with tears
01:01:00When hearts are parting
01:01:05Nights are filled with tears
01:01:13When hearts are parting
01:01:18Nights are filled with tears
01:01:23When hearts are parting
01:01:28Nights are filled with tears
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01:01:47Nights are filled with tears
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01:01:58Nights are filled with tears
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01:02:08Nights are filled with tears
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01:02:18Nights are filled with tears