Cronica Carcotasilor - Editia din 9 Octombrie 2024
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00:00:00Ladies and gentlemen, let's start the Cricketer's Chronicles!
00:00:12Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you Animal Print!
00:00:16Hello! Hello, Cricketer!
00:00:22I liked this one!
00:00:24Please, take a seat!
00:00:26Thank you! For you!
00:00:28Wait, wait, wait!
00:00:32We also have Branciu!
00:00:34We also have a laugh, we have a panther!
00:00:37And we have a fan!
00:00:39Good evening!
00:00:41Good evening, good people!
00:00:43The elections haven't even started and we already have a scepticism!
00:00:47The so-called Diana Iovanovic-Sosuaca will not be the Romanian president!
00:00:52Yes, because the Constitutional Court and the Central Electoral Office have rejected her candidacy!
00:00:58She continues to make us look bad in front of the European Parliament!
00:01:04Yes, because unfortunately all the zoos in Bruxelles are occupied!
00:01:09Yes, she's also stupid now, she's with a woman and now she's anti-Jewish!
00:01:13I'm afraid that in the future she will use some swearing, because she doesn't want to hear...
00:01:20Friends, anyway...
00:01:22In another order of ideas begins...
00:01:24The Chronicle of the Sons!
00:01:27Ladies and gentlemen, today at the Chronicle...
00:01:30See what you're talking about!
00:01:31I'm ready for anything!
00:01:32My pants are torn between my legs!
00:01:35Let's see what the Romanians do when they have to drink!
00:01:37Drugs have even reached the country!
00:01:39They manage!
00:01:40They discovered in their yard a greenhouse full of cannabis plants!
00:01:44Man, if he could see what was in my yard...
00:01:50And that we were still talking about Romanians who make mistakes?
00:01:52I believe in God, not in Darwin's theory!
00:01:55So, you're a creationist, not an evolutionist?
00:01:59I... no!
00:02:01Because you made a mistake here!
00:02:02You have no idea what it means!
00:02:04Leave it anyway!
00:02:06But their father also comes!
00:02:08The most clumsy Romanian of all time!
00:02:11They vaccinate them, but they don't vaccinate the sheep, that's it!
00:02:14I don't think that's what I want!
00:02:17We also have a surprise party!
00:02:19At this party, the famous Manelis Tancă-Uraganu also sang...
00:02:22Hello, Baza-Baza, hello, Delta Force!
00:02:26But also a very... surprising ad!
00:02:29We're investigating the police after the owner of a beauty salon in Galati
00:02:32made an ad wearing a police uniform!
00:02:35The cop from Dotare!
00:02:39As surprising as... Pilafai!
00:02:42You wanted to say yes, right?
00:02:46But the uniform also comes in handy!
00:02:49Look at the chronicle, at the uniform...
00:02:51I mean, me!
00:02:52At Huidu and Bebelu!
00:02:55Alexandra brings us something really good!
00:02:58Is the phase real?
00:03:01And Bogdan tells us what we've lost!
00:03:06And then we'll see what our temperamentalists have done!
00:03:09Show us these images with your mouth open!
00:03:12No, not now, dear, another time!
00:03:15You're probably wondering what I'm looking for here!
00:03:17Did you see that?
00:03:20Wait, wait, wait a minute!
00:03:22And now?
00:03:23And?
00:03:24And wait a minute!
00:03:26I, Căprioară, in the battle...
00:03:27Right away!
00:03:28We'll see right away!
00:03:30I, Căprioară, in the battle...
00:03:31That's right!
00:03:32That's right!
00:03:33I, Căprioară, in the battle...
00:03:34That's right!
00:03:36I, Căprioară, in the battle...
00:03:37That's right!
00:03:40I, Căprioară, in the battle...
00:03:41You need a napkin?
00:03:42Give him a napkin, please!
00:03:43I, Căprioară, in the battle...
00:03:44Give him a napkin, please!
00:03:45I, Căprioară, in the battle...
00:03:46Oh, dear!
00:03:47You're probably waiting...
00:03:48Look at him!
00:03:49You're probably waiting for me to talk to you...
00:03:50Wait a minute!
00:03:51You're probably waiting for me to talk to you all about my sexual life!
00:03:53You can practice...
00:03:54My sexual life!
00:03:55At any age!
00:03:58And I encourage you to discover...
00:04:01My sexual life!
00:04:02This beautiful sport...
00:04:04FaceMind!
00:04:05Which offers many satisfactions!
00:04:07What do you want me to say, my dear?
00:04:09He forgot to say that he's...
00:04:10Say it all the way now!
00:04:11And free of charge!
00:04:14I mean, now I'm not only on the Internet,
00:04:16I'm also in movies and TV shows!
00:04:18Budo, how much work do we have!
00:04:20Don't bore me with this show!
00:04:23We have a little more, we're 25 years old and still...
00:04:26It's worse, it's smaller!
00:04:27We also have subjects, don't worry!
00:04:29We're opening this evening's show...
00:04:32With Odita Mai Capra!
00:04:34Black!
00:04:35She does the delight of the morning reporters from PRO TV!
00:04:38If you ask me...
00:04:40I prefer white goats!
00:04:42But you're racist!
00:04:43Why?
00:04:44He's not politically correct!
00:04:46At PRO TV, they say that in the morning,
00:04:48the news are crazy!
00:04:50At PROPRIU!
00:04:51The king's son-in-law really wanted to be in the show!
00:04:54He's happy on the other hand,
00:04:56but usually, the black goat has only one child
00:04:58that she raises on her own!
00:05:04And I missed the jump!
00:05:06You know, we didn't have...
00:05:08We didn't have a lot of...
00:05:11Like this!
00:05:12Like this!
00:05:14Wait, wait, wait!
00:05:16We'll see now!
00:05:17Look at him!
00:05:18Wait a minute!
00:05:20Ah, there was a camera!
00:05:22Yes, it's a camera mounted in the forest
00:05:24that caught the unpublished images!
00:05:26Fantastic!
00:05:27But now, the deep talk of the specialist in black goats,
00:05:30Busu!
00:05:31The black goat is very hard to see, it's true!
00:05:35It's even harder to see the cock!
00:05:37Look there!
00:05:38The jumps are coming!
00:05:40Wait, you'll see now!
00:05:41The joy!
00:05:42It really jumps!
00:05:43You'll see the show!
00:05:44Look at him!
00:05:45Wait, wait!
00:05:46Wait, he appeared!
00:05:47And he starts slowly!
00:05:48He enters the frame only with...
00:05:51He lets his mother...
00:05:52With his head, yes!
00:05:53I don't know how cute he is!
00:05:54He escorts her to the room!
00:05:56And?
00:05:57And wait a bit!
00:05:58And which show?
00:05:59Let's see!
00:06:00Immediately!
00:06:01Now, immediately!
00:06:02Wait, his mother leaves and he starts!
00:06:03Look at him!
00:06:04Oh my God!
00:06:05His love!
00:06:06After the images with the black goat,
00:06:08Busu returns to meteorology, but with problems!
00:06:11Florin, welcome back!
00:06:12Let's see!
00:06:13I'm glad to see you again!
00:06:14I have a bit of nosebleed, but we don't...
00:06:17Do you need a napkin?
00:06:18Give me a napkin, please!
00:06:19Here, look what we have here!
00:06:21Give it to me!
00:06:22Thank you!
00:06:23You're welcome!
00:06:24I don't know what I did!
00:06:26Like this!
00:06:27Leave Busu alone!
00:06:28We know!
00:06:29That goat came out of the TV
00:06:30and she kicked you over the butt!
00:06:32Florin, welcome back!
00:06:33Let's see!
00:06:34I'm glad to see you again!
00:06:35I have a bit of nosebleed, but we don't...
00:06:38Do you need a napkin?
00:06:39Give me a napkin, please!
00:06:41Here, look what we have here!
00:06:42Give it to me!
00:06:43Like this!
00:06:44Thank you!
00:06:45You're welcome!
00:06:46I don't know what I did!
00:06:47Like this!
00:06:48And to see that the footage from ProTV is inexhaustible,
00:06:52Neti takes Busu's place and tells her that it's cold!
00:06:55It's cold!
00:06:56It's coming on INA!
00:06:57Well, Florin told her that it's colder!
00:06:59And your colleague announced it!
00:07:01He announced it, but it doesn't come from him, it comes from you!
00:07:04We are responsible for that!
00:07:05It was warm before!
00:07:07Now, no joke!
00:07:08What's up with these buffets?
00:07:10When one is warm, when the other is cold!
00:07:12Leave the air conditioning on to make one of them warm,
00:07:15and then open it to make the other one cold!
00:07:17Done! We solved the problem!
00:07:18It's cold!
00:07:19It's coming on INA!
00:07:20Well, Florin told her that it's colder!
00:07:22And your colleague announced it!
00:07:24He announced it, but it doesn't come from him, it comes from you!
00:07:27We are responsible for that!
00:07:29It was warm before!
00:07:30Now, no joke!
00:07:32It's cold!
00:07:33It confirms once again what I already knew!
00:07:36But, ProTV is a cold working environment!
00:07:40Yes!
00:07:41You don't really feel the breeze there!
00:07:43You only feel the cold!
00:07:45The same goes for Antena 1!
00:07:47Your mind freezes when you hear what's debuting there, bro!
00:07:51Newly, at Antena 1, the news girls are forced to present the weather,
00:07:55because the staff has been reduced.
00:07:57What do I say?
00:07:58God have mercy!
00:07:59The wind will increase again, especially in Banat, south of Crișan,
00:08:03and in the north-southern Carpathians.
00:08:06And in the north-southern Carpathians.
00:08:08We know what you wanted to do!
00:08:10You wanted to combine the eastern Carpathians with the southern ones!
00:08:13And you really did it!
00:08:14Bravo!
00:08:15The wind will increase again, especially in Banat, south of Crișan,
00:08:19and in the north-southern Carpathians.
00:08:22And in the north-southern Carpathians.
00:08:24We stay with the weather, but now we go to TVR Romania Bunament,
00:08:28where the presenter with a pen in his head has problems with the map.
00:08:31The maximum temperature will be 6 degrees in Poiana Brașov,
00:08:35a bit further back, please.
00:08:39As I was saying, 6 degrees in Poiana Brașov.
00:08:42It's a good thing the people in charge weren't sleeping,
00:08:45otherwise no one would give you the map back.
00:08:47The maximum temperature will be 6 degrees in Poiana Brașov,
00:08:51a bit further back, please.
00:08:54As I was saying, 6 degrees in Poiana Brașov.
00:08:58Also at TVR Romania Bunament, a material about a match with a pen
00:09:02that says something completely different.
00:09:04The 11th stage of the Super League ended last night in Craiova,
00:09:08where the university, the team in the play-off,
00:09:11received the visit of the formation from the 14th position,
00:09:14the Slobozia Union.
00:09:15No matter how you look at it,
00:09:17SEPS and FCSB can't be Craiova with Slobozia.
00:09:20We're getting to the point, aren't we?
00:09:22The 11th stage of the Super League ended last night in Craiova,
00:09:26where the university, the team in the play-off,
00:09:29received the visit of the formation from the 14th position,
00:09:32the Slobozia Union.
00:09:33Also at TVR Romania Bunament, the nice Codita is getting drunk
00:09:36and he's being saved by his colleague.
00:09:39At 7.31 we'll take a look at some titles from TVRInfo.ro.
00:09:44The first candidates signed up immediately.
00:09:48We'll see what the colleagues from TVRInfo.ro write
00:09:51but until then we'll talk about the first candidate
00:09:54to enter the fight for the presidency.
00:10:00The colleagues from AUR and SOS
00:10:02are expected to go to the Central Electoral Bureau
00:10:04on the first day of registration.
00:10:06Meanwhile, the other parties are finalizing their lists
00:10:09for the Senate and the House of Representatives,
00:10:11and in the course of the week,
00:10:13the candidates Mircea Joana and Kelemen Cunor
00:10:15are expected to sign up.
00:10:20What have you done, Codita ?
00:10:22Give him a beer !
00:10:24Codita, you got drunk !
00:10:26Your favorite.
00:10:27Anyway, give him a drink, he saved you from the cocoa.
00:10:30A lot of beer and something else.
00:10:32The brain is like the identity card.
00:10:35You have to carry it with you all the time.
00:10:37Did you hear that ?
00:10:41Attention, ladies and gentlemen !
00:10:43The Bulb Festival is only here at Cronica Crcotacilor.
00:10:47Next year, we'll organize the Bulb Festival.
00:10:51The Bulb Festival !
00:10:52The Bulb Festival !
00:10:53Until then, send us as many ideas and topics
00:10:56as you can to crcotacil.ro
00:10:58and to our Facebook, Instagram and TikTok pages.
00:11:01Why ? Because you have a chance to win
00:11:03a new smartphone from us,
00:11:06a beautiful one, 3 kg.
00:11:09And don't forget, a bulb that doesn't appear on Cronica
00:11:12doesn't exist !
00:11:15In a village in the county of Giurgiu,
00:11:18a boy started growing medicinal plants.
00:11:21We don't know if the plants with the root are good for you,
00:11:24but they certainly make you happy.
00:11:26You can find the best herbs in nature, too.
00:11:29Attention, ladies and gentlemen !
00:11:31A premiere in Giurgiu !
00:11:33A new type of farming is on the way to develop.
00:11:36The drugs have reached the country, too.
00:11:38The prosecutors arrested a young man from the village of Giurgiu,
00:11:41after they discovered in his yard
00:11:44a greenhouse full of cannabis plants.
00:11:46The villagers are shocked.
00:11:48They knew Matei was growing pigs and making meat.
00:11:50This is a professional conversion.
00:11:52If you don't grow vegetables at home,
00:11:54how can Matei grow pigs and make meat ?
00:11:56With an Indian shepherd's dog !
00:11:58As we enter the village of Giurgiu,
00:12:01we find the greenhouse from the first old woman
00:12:04that takes us out on the road.
00:12:06There it is, mother.
00:12:08Go straight, and...
00:12:12It's on the right.
00:12:14There's another one in the village.
00:12:17Matei arrested him.
00:12:20He took him.
00:12:22Who does he sell to in the village ?
00:12:24Do you buy something like this in the village ?
00:12:27No, mother.
00:12:29Why do you believe in cancer ?
00:12:31Didn't he sell tomatoes and cucumbers ?
00:12:33Yes, he found two or three villages
00:12:36of those plants.
00:12:39There's another one in Bucharest.
00:12:42He took them.
00:12:44He has a village, mother,
00:12:47and he plants them.
00:12:49We'll tell you how it is.
00:12:51If you eat enough cucumbers, tomatoes and peppers,
00:12:54all in one place, all at once,
00:12:56Matei's pigs were the happiest animals in Giurgiu.
00:12:59When I heard it,
00:13:01I was stuck.
00:13:03He took care of them like he took care of the pigs.
00:13:06He raised the pigs and took care of them.
00:13:08When I heard about cannabis, I was happy.
00:13:11I have an idea.
00:13:13If you call it a cannabis plant,
00:13:15it sounds bad, it sounds like a drug.
00:13:17But if you call it an Indian dog,
00:13:19it sounds harmless.
00:13:21It has a more textual resonance.
00:13:23Pure health.
00:13:25Once again, it's proven that good or bad
00:13:27depends only on the eye of the beholder.
00:13:29That's right.
00:13:31Good evening, my friend.
00:13:33This is the cannabis farmer from Giurgiu.
00:13:35Mister...
00:13:37Matei Madalin Cartela.
00:13:39How did you end up growing cannabis?
00:13:41Well, let me tell you.
00:13:43Someone contacted me from a drug factory
00:13:45and asked me
00:13:47if I wanted to grow cannabis for them.
00:13:49Of course, against the cost.
00:13:51Where was the factory from?
00:13:53From Colombia.
00:13:55And?
00:13:57First of all, they sent me a kit
00:13:59of the cannabis farmer
00:14:01and some seeds.
00:14:03I sown them, as they told me.
00:14:05I had a description of how to use them.
00:14:07And after they reached maturity,
00:14:09I called back to the factory,
00:14:11but no one answered.
00:14:13So when I saw this,
00:14:15I fed the animals in the yard
00:14:17with those green leaves.
00:14:19And they didn't take any weed?
00:14:21Not if you could see
00:14:23what was in my yard.
00:14:25The stock of animals.
00:14:27Pigs were mooing,
00:14:29horses were mooing,
00:14:31sheep were mooing, cows were mooing.
00:14:33And the Hungarians...
00:14:35The Hungarians were hitting their heads
00:14:37like hippos. I've never seen that in my life.
00:14:39I understand.
00:14:41Do you have a message for the prosecutors?
00:14:43Yes, of course.
00:14:45Peace, love and happiness.
00:14:49Do you have 50 grams for...
00:14:51Do you have 50 grams?
00:14:53Yes.
00:15:03Mr. Cartela, how are you?
00:15:05I can't upset you,
00:15:07the happy farmer.
00:15:09Yes, baby!
00:15:11Make love, not war!
00:15:13After all,
00:15:15when you feel like you're in the abyss,
00:15:17go to Cannabis!
00:15:21Bye-bye!
00:15:51He doesn't know.
00:15:53Let's go in there.
00:15:59It's hard for a man to understand
00:16:01cow-tail.
00:16:03Cow-tail.
00:16:05Where?
00:16:07Here?
00:16:09Hello, how many rings do you have?
00:16:11In the same audition,
00:16:13Victor Slav and his apartment colleague
00:16:15are looking for fudge.
00:16:17Can you please tell me who is selling this?
00:16:19No one understood
00:16:21what we wanted with the torpedo.
00:16:23Until he said...
00:16:25The balls of the animal.
00:16:27Balls.
00:16:29And he showed them.
00:16:33And they were like,
00:16:35what kind of woman is this?
00:16:37What kind of woman?
00:16:39It's weird in their minds.
00:16:41Until a woman understood.
00:16:43Of course,
00:16:45every woman explains,
00:16:47what's going on.
00:16:49Balls.
00:16:51Where?
00:16:53Downstairs.
00:16:55Downstairs, where?
00:16:57Here?
00:16:59If I'm right,
00:17:01these are the participants
00:17:03of this year's Asia Express.
00:17:05But we're not.
00:17:07Let's go to Mane and Ioana,
00:17:09who are setting up a marriage strategy.
00:17:11I understood that
00:17:13women don't get along with men.
00:17:15We're a couple,
00:17:17we have to make fun of them.
00:17:19They don't get along.
00:17:21They don't.
00:17:23Hello!
00:17:25Hello!
00:17:27I'm Ioana, he's Mane.
00:17:29We know that Muslims
00:17:31are quite reserved
00:17:33between women and men.
00:17:35So our strategy is
00:17:37to lie that we're married.
00:17:39We're not comfortable with lying,
00:17:41but we don't want to risk sleeping on the street.
00:17:43We are married.
00:17:45Please.
00:17:47Why don't you believe us?
00:17:49Why would I believe that I'm married to you?
00:17:51You're crazy.
00:17:53And now,
00:17:55let's focus on the topic of marriage.
00:17:57It's good that it's just a joke
00:17:59and I don't have to be married to this jerk.
00:18:01Do you think it's convenient for me?
00:18:03What would people say about me?
00:18:05Even this guy, with whom he got married.
00:18:07I mean, what?
00:18:09I got a harem.
00:18:11I got a harem.
00:18:13You're great now.
00:18:15You deserve it.
00:18:17But when you do all kinds of things to me,
00:18:19I have to laugh.
00:18:21In the end, Ioana says the conclusion.
00:18:23We are from a reality show.
00:18:25This is my retarded husband.
00:18:27But I love him so much.
00:18:29We need a place to sleep tonight.
00:18:31This is my retarded husband.
00:18:33Although he's not married,
00:18:35Ioana has already
00:18:37pieces of a wife.
00:18:39Well done, girl.
00:18:41He has the right tone.
00:18:43He has the right language.
00:18:45What else can I say about the reaction?
00:18:47I appreciate his sincerity.
00:18:49Don't try to be a good wife
00:18:51to make this jerk laugh.
00:18:53It's from the beginning, master.
00:18:55The good wife of mine...
00:18:57I'm sorry I don't have a baguette.
00:19:03The good wife of mine
00:19:05offers you a break.
00:19:07Let's go back to what Ioana said.
00:19:13According to a researcher,
00:19:15a studio supported
00:19:17by the Association of Independent Monks...
00:19:19It's a studio.
00:19:21Ah, it's a studio.
00:19:23A studio was created
00:19:25that supports...
00:19:27Say what you're saying.
00:19:29It's more precisely about the helicopter
00:19:31bacteria.
00:19:33Helicopter bacteria.
00:19:35Helicopter bacteria.
00:19:37Helicopter bacteria.
00:19:39Helicopter bacteria.
00:19:41Helicopter bacteria.
00:19:43Helicopter bacteria.
00:19:45Helicopter bacteria.
00:19:47Helicopter bacteria.
00:19:49Helicopter bacteria.
00:19:51Helicopter bacteria.
00:19:53The Clonica Club of Monks
00:19:55is back after a short break.
00:20:03The Clonica Club of Monks
00:20:05is back after a short break.
00:20:07The Clonica Club of Monks
00:20:09is back after a short break.
00:20:11Excuse me, where is this golden one?
00:20:13We're going to...
00:20:15On Romanian television,
00:20:17the aggressors are very well represented.
00:20:19If you say so.
00:20:21If it were a minority,
00:20:23I would say that their representativeness
00:20:25is mandatory.
00:20:27That's right, I'm actually part of the A.A.S.S. minority.
00:20:29Analphabets, aggressors, semi-doctors,
00:20:31mediocre.
00:20:33From the cycle of the great illiteracy
00:20:35of the small screens,
00:20:37we present you how the book ignorants
00:20:39at Romanian TV got involved.
00:20:41We start with an exercise for war.
00:20:43We continue with some horrifying details.
00:20:45Then follows the premiere
00:20:47that makes a fuss,
00:20:49and we end with the former colonel S.R.L.,
00:20:51although the reporter says it well.
00:20:53The former colonel S.R.L.
00:20:55has already received this notification
00:20:57shortly after he announced his membership
00:20:59in the party led by Diana Soshoaca.
00:21:01Well, through that notification,
00:21:03he was informed that
00:21:05his gun permit will be cancelled.
00:21:07It was normal for him to get a gun permit
00:21:09if he signed up for Mrs. Soshoaca's party.
00:21:11Only healthy people do that.
00:21:13The former colonel S.R.L.
00:21:15has already received this notification
00:21:17shortly after he announced his membership
00:21:19in the party led by Diana Soshoaca.
00:21:21Well, through that notification,
00:21:23he was informed that
00:21:25his gun permit will be cancelled.
00:21:27We also learn from Romania TV
00:21:29that there is a fire in Greece.
00:21:41If 74,000 square kilometers of vegetation
00:21:43are on fire,
00:21:45it means that more than half of Greece is on fire.
00:21:47Are you crazy?
00:21:57In the region of Corinth,
00:21:59near the inhabited area,
00:22:01Romania is in a state of disaster.
00:22:03Why? You can find out from Romania TV.
00:22:05They rang the bells
00:22:07in all the churches
00:22:09to stop the storm
00:22:11at the request of Patriarch Daniel.
00:22:17See? That's why we didn't have a cyclone.
00:22:19Not because the people from ANM
00:22:21are incompetent,
00:22:23but because they rang the bells.
00:22:25Remember?
00:22:27They rang the bells
00:22:29in all the churches
00:22:31to stop the storm
00:22:33at the request of Patriarch Daniel.
00:22:35And we kept for the end the revelation
00:22:37made by Romania TV,
00:22:39which broadcasted some images
00:22:41from the improvised TV studio
00:22:43in the editorial office of Ziarlui Gândul.
00:22:45To what extent is...
00:22:47Oops!
00:22:49I'm sorry, I was talking about Hezbollah.
00:22:51Yes.
00:22:53I was thinking,
00:22:55but it's ok.
00:22:57Let's continue.
00:23:01I was hearing the noise
00:23:03and I didn't know where it was coming from.
00:23:05I was looking here.
00:23:07I'm sorry.
00:23:09Mr. Tucă, it was a warning from Bărbos
00:23:11that you bring too many Russian axes
00:23:13and all the putinists in the studio.
00:23:15Change the barricade, too.
00:23:17To what extent is...
00:23:19Oops!
00:23:21I'm sorry,
00:23:23I was talking about Hezbollah.
00:23:25Mariusz Tucă,
00:23:27I'm sorry, Mariusz Tucă,
00:23:29I found out that the panel
00:23:31was put there by an Odian Senghul.
00:23:33Wow.
00:23:35He gave you a gift,
00:23:37a deep sign of friendship.
00:23:39What's going on?
00:23:41I was surprised what a big head
00:23:43Mr. Tucă has.
00:23:45Only the whole shepherd,
00:23:47to know well.
00:23:49It depends on your beliefs.
00:23:51Anyway, you see, when you make a mistake, you have an excuse.
00:23:54But Ilinca Vandici, poor thing, has no excuse when she confuses the studio with the studio.
00:23:59She had money when she was little.
00:24:02At the Beileșoi channel, Versata Teo makes a team with Ilinca.
00:24:05The one with the supermarket.
00:24:07Which Ilinca is smart like the night, right?
00:24:10What do you want me to insinuate, my dear?
00:24:12Say it to the end now.
00:24:15Andale, how are you?
00:24:16As they say in our country, a studio supports...
00:24:21It's a studio.
00:24:22Ah, a studio.
00:24:24A studio was made that supports...
00:24:27To say a sentence once and to be corrected is not enough when you work at Channel D.
00:24:32Ilinca keeps it on her, with studio, not studio.
00:24:35And now she's pointing at you.
00:24:36She's eating you in...
00:24:37Not me, those with studio, this one with studio.
00:24:39Be sanitary.
00:24:40Why do you have to tell me?
00:24:42As you can see, a lot of mind is not required.
00:24:44Everything is to be arranged.
00:24:45And Teo has experience.
00:24:47From the Manelists to Ilinca, Vandic, it's not a big difference.
00:24:50She supports them all.
00:24:51As they say in our country, a studio supports...
00:24:56It's a studio.
00:24:57Ah, a studio.
00:24:59A studio was made that supports...
00:25:01And now she's pointing at you.
00:25:02She's eating you in...
00:25:03Not me, those with studio, this one with studio.
00:25:05Be sanitary.
00:25:06Let's move on to Antena 1, where another studio has interesting results.
00:25:10A new study shows that more than 200 chemical substances
00:25:13linked to breast cancer were found in the plastic she was packed with.
00:25:17Many of them pass quickly through indigestion and...
00:25:22In the body.
00:25:23Through the intestine, not through blonde indigestion.
00:25:26Because no one understands your alarming silence.
00:25:29A new study shows that more than 200 chemical substances
00:25:32linked to breast cancer were found in the plastic she was packed with.
00:25:36Many of them pass quickly through indigestion and...
00:25:40In the body.
00:25:41Let's move on to Românica TV, where a reporter discovered a bacterium.
00:25:46It's more precisely about the Helicobacter pylori bacterium,
00:25:49which only in 2018 caused over 800,000 cases of cancer.
00:25:55Sweetie, the bacterium is called Helicobacter pylori.
00:25:59Go to your school and see who hired you there.
00:26:02It's more precisely about the Helicobacter pylori bacterium,
00:26:05the Helicobacter pylori bacterium...
00:26:07This girl reminded me of the song...
00:26:10Helicopter, helicopter...
00:26:13I didn't have Helicopter pylori. I had Planor pylori.
00:26:17Yes, he got away cheap. You see, even Cervan had Supersonic pylori.
00:26:21That's what happens when reporters talk more than they read.
00:26:25Helicopter, helicopter...
00:26:27Guys, girls from the news, leave TikTok alone, read a book.
00:26:32And I'm not talking about those books with the truffle bone,
00:26:34the carrot, the cup...
00:26:36The dick, the dick...
00:26:37Not that one.
00:26:41Dear viewers, Gicu Simeon is an adept of creationism.
00:26:46Borgo Estebau, beautiful.
00:26:48The man feels created and not at all evolved.
00:26:52I mean, he feels exactly how he is.
00:26:55God created Simeon well.
00:26:57But he probably ruined him along the way.
00:26:59Yes, unfortunately. Total damage.
00:27:01He can't be repaired.
00:27:03As much as that girl.
00:27:05At the most boring show in the world,
00:27:07in front of you is the candidate of the sovereignists,
00:27:10Nenea Simeon, also known as Galerie.
00:27:12Here, the hosts ask a barrage of questions.
00:27:14Let's see what she answered.
00:27:16Mr. Simeon, question number one.
00:27:19With what historical personality do you identify yourself?
00:27:24Somewhere between Mihai Viteazu and Alexandru Ioan Cuza.
00:27:31Mihai Viteazu united the Romanian Principalities for the first time,
00:27:35according to the history I know.
00:27:37Alexandru Ioan Cuza reformed education,
00:27:42he appropriated the Romanians.
00:27:45And if I were to tell you from recent history,
00:27:48I was much more impressed by Ioan Racea.
00:27:51It's a good thing he's not a Romanian Napoleon,
00:27:53because you would surely identify with him.
00:27:55But let's move on to the next question.
00:27:57Was man made by God, or was he created by a monkey?
00:28:03I believe that God created the world.
00:28:07Now, I have nothing against those who believe in the evolutionary theory.
00:28:12You are creationists up to God.
00:28:16I am not.
00:28:18You are mistaken.
00:28:20I believe in God, not in the theory of Darwin.
00:28:24You are creationists, not evolutionists.
00:28:28I believe in God, and I think God created the world.
00:28:31Nevertheless, I believe that when God created Mr. Simeon,
00:28:36he was not in the best of moods.
00:28:39He didn't sleep at all, he was on the bottom of his bed.
00:28:44He probably had black and brown hair.
00:28:47He was in a bad mood, ladies and gentlemen.
00:28:49That's what they are like.
00:28:51Good day, dear viewers.
00:28:53I am Claudiu Panzaru, alone this time,
00:28:56because my colleague left for Turkey for the second hair tour.
00:28:59But I have a surprise guest.
00:29:01Good day, Mr. Simeon.
00:29:03Please, be brief.
00:29:05Do you believe that man evolved from a monkey,
00:29:07or that Eve bit the apple off the apple tree?
00:29:10That's what I think.
00:29:12I believe in God, not in Darwin's theory.
00:29:15Nevertheless, in your party,
00:29:17few people believe in Darwin's evolutionist theory.
00:29:21I don't know if they do.
00:29:23You will have to ask them.
00:29:25We will ask man to man.
00:29:27So, if they believe that species evolve,
00:29:29do you kick them out of the party, or how will you do it?
00:29:32Of course, yes.
00:29:33You don't agree that some of the gold
00:29:36should think on their own, right?
00:29:38I don't agree with many things.
00:29:40But if you were in front of the monkey
00:29:42that tried to bite Eve, what would you do?
00:29:45I wouldn't kill it.
00:29:47I wouldn't beat it.
00:29:49Would you kill it, Mr. Simeon?
00:29:51I would be with it.
00:29:52What do you know about the theory of evolutionism?
00:29:55I can't do anything against this law,
00:30:00which is given and applies since 2001.
00:30:04Until 2001, it didn't apply.
00:30:07Tell me, please, honestly, what are you afraid of?
00:30:09I'm only afraid of God.
00:30:12And He protects me from questions like these.
00:30:17You are very polite, Mr. Simeon.
00:30:19So, you are a creationist, not an evolutionist?
00:30:23No.
00:30:24But you made a mistake here.
00:30:26But you are a contortionist?
00:30:28Of course, yes.
00:30:29You have no idea what it means.
00:30:31How much do they pay you to change your opinion?
00:30:34Around 1500-1700 euros.
00:30:38Great.
00:30:39We'll go to the cashier after the show.
00:30:42Goodbye, Mr. Simeon.
00:30:43That's all, dear viewers.
00:30:45We'll see each other next week with another topic.
00:30:51Look at him.
00:30:53Mr. Simeon confirms.
00:30:55Mr. Simeon confirms the theory of evolutionism.
00:30:59What does the theory mean?
00:31:01You are born human,
00:31:03you are born human,
00:31:05and you evolve along many paths.
00:31:13Attention, attention, attention!
00:31:15The Bulb Festival is only here at Cronica Cricotacilor
00:31:19and next year we'll organize the Bulb Festival.
00:31:24Great festival!
00:31:25Anyway, until then, send as many bulbs, topics and ideas
00:31:29to cricotaci.ro and to our Facebook, Instagram and TikTok pages.
00:31:33Why?
00:31:34Because you have a chance to win a new smartphone,
00:31:38a beautiful one, 3 kilograms.
00:31:41And don't forget, a bulb that doesn't appear on Cronica...
00:31:44Doesn't exist!
00:31:49Gigi Becali's nephew is at the Knives with Finul Pandele,
00:31:52the mayor of Voluntari.
00:31:54Why?
00:31:55What do you mean, why?
00:31:56From the fields, of course.
00:31:58One gave it to him, the other took it.
00:32:01But which of them took this question?
00:32:06Repeat, repeat, repeat, right?
00:32:09Let's see now what else did the famous Gigi from Pipera do.
00:32:12For the first time, he argues with Finul,
00:32:14because he gave the municipality of Voluntari in court.
00:32:16In other words, those from Voluntari cheated on Gigi,
00:32:19promising him some roads.
00:32:21And nonsense, the fields are the same,
00:32:23we don't even talk about Maracini.
00:32:25Becali's husband showed that in 2019
00:32:28and expressed the intention to give the municipality of Voluntari
00:32:31more land areas,
00:32:33to be transformed and arranged in roads,
00:32:36as they have done in the past.
00:32:38The two claimed that one of the representatives of the city of Voluntari
00:32:42explained to them that the fastest way to carry out these operations
00:32:46would be to give a notarial statement,
00:32:48through which they would renounce their properties,
00:32:50so that they would enter the city's heritage.
00:32:53He also explained to them that this option
00:32:55would be cheaper for the city of Voluntari,
00:32:57which, as a beneficiary of the donation,
00:33:00would have to pay both the tax for authentication
00:33:03and the transaction tax.
00:33:05Becali considers that the donation is canceled,
00:33:07being misled at the time he made it,
00:33:10because until now,
00:33:12the fields have not been arranged as roads
00:33:15and no work is seen in the future.
00:33:17This is the first adventure.
00:33:19The second is obviously related to...
00:33:21to the sheep.
00:33:22Gigi doesn't want to vaccinate them, right?
00:33:25The sheep are vaccinated every year.
00:33:27They are vaccinated, but I don't vaccinate the sheep.
00:33:30That's it.
00:33:31The sheep are vaccinated every year.
00:33:33They are vaccinated for diseases, for parasites.
00:33:36But I don't do that either.
00:33:38That's what I wanted to say.
00:33:40I mean, that's normal.
00:33:42I mean, every year they are vaccinated.
00:33:44It's the vaccine for parasites, but I don't do that either.
00:33:47Anything against animals, chickens, any vaccine,
00:33:49and the normal one, which is for chickens,
00:33:51that one is found in meat and milk.
00:33:53Anything against animals.
00:33:55But it's normal to get vaccinated.
00:33:57I don't have a thousand.
00:33:59If you have a thousand, you have to vaccinate them.
00:34:01If I have a hundred and something, I vaccinate them.
00:34:05I have a few hundred there.
00:34:07So Gigi's sheep are happy
00:34:09that they got rid of the vaccine.
00:34:11They were afraid of him too.
00:34:13They are wiser, they are smarter than the vaccinated ones.
00:34:16That one.
00:34:17That one, Bucalae.
00:34:20I, George Beccari,
00:34:22tell you that I will never get vaccinated
00:34:24in my sheep.
00:34:26Why?
00:34:27Because that's what I want.
00:34:29Do you know how they grow immunity?
00:34:31Well, you don't know. I'll tell you now.
00:34:33With alternative therapies.
00:34:35I called a specialist
00:34:37and they do it with puncture.
00:34:39I start with the big ones
00:34:41in all the energetic meridians.
00:34:44They like to go crazy,
00:34:46but you know what the only problem is?
00:34:48They come to open all the chakras
00:34:50and because of that, they are afraid all day long.
00:34:53Until they drink.
00:34:55They drink, they make faces.
00:34:57And I told them,
00:34:59that what they do there is called
00:35:01real bullshit.
00:35:03Now, I'm going to put them on therapy
00:35:05with a bag of air, a dose, bam, bam,
00:35:07until they start laughing.
00:35:09And look, I take out all the bad,
00:35:11I give them and with this,
00:35:13I get rid of the vaccine.
00:35:15Hey, Najeejee!
00:35:17There are other therapies, presopunctura,
00:35:19light therapy, bone therapy.
00:35:21Don't give him any more ideas, Sherban!
00:35:23It's not possible.
00:35:25So, Najeejee,
00:35:27force them to keep fasting
00:35:29all the time,
00:35:31so you know that it makes the milk better,
00:35:33the cheese tastier.
00:35:35Look, because I'm addicted to it.
00:35:37Well, put it on.
00:35:41In the morning, a baby
00:35:43goes through the back of the hand.
00:35:45That's because the back of the hand
00:35:47is as beautiful as the front of the hand.
00:35:49Wow!
00:35:51I don't know where to stop.
00:35:53In the front, in the back, in the front.
00:35:55So I turn around like a bomb.
00:35:57No, no, no.
00:35:59Helicopter, helicopter.
00:36:01Since the morning,
00:36:03the team is big.
00:36:05It's big and undisciplined.
00:36:07You'll see why.
00:36:09Look, see how cute?
00:36:11He has tattoos.
00:36:13He also has a big minus there.
00:36:15A minus in the heart.
00:36:17Yes, but who waits 4 hours to choose an apple?
00:36:23A friend passed by here
00:36:25and I wanted to say good morning to him.
00:36:27Who? Who?
00:36:29I don't know, I think a Sofian or someone.
00:36:31If you don't mind, we also came
00:36:33in the morning to go there,
00:36:35because we see that you have a boulevard in the studio.
00:36:37A friend passed by here
00:36:39and I wanted to say good morning to him.
00:36:41Who? Who?
00:36:43I don't know, I think a Sofian or someone.
00:36:45We now have a reporter
00:36:47who ranks the best countries
00:36:49for retirement.
00:36:51First place is Romania,
00:36:53second place Portugal and third place Czech Republic.
00:36:55Let's see what's next.
00:36:57In third place,
00:36:59in fact, in fourth and fifth place
00:37:01we have Bulgaria and Spain.
00:37:03Spain is the most desirable location,
00:37:05although it is also the most expensive.
00:37:07Come on, I understood exactly how it is with these things.
00:37:09Let's move on to the horoscopist,
00:37:11who is careful to be attentive
00:37:13to what she says about retrograde mercury.
00:37:15Good morning, Bianca.
00:37:17See what you're talking about.
00:37:19Good morning. The paradox was
00:37:21that I got scared of predictions
00:37:23that are not mine.
00:37:25And, of course, I learned
00:37:27about women who don't listen to men,
00:37:29especially when they are virgins.
00:37:31Because I came to Bucharest very quickly
00:37:33to be caught in the middle of the cyclone.
00:37:35Anyway, we're laughing, we're joking.
00:37:37October is not the calmest month,
00:37:39and that's not necessarily
00:37:41from a meteorological point of view.
00:37:43And we will also have
00:37:45that eclipse of the sun
00:37:47very soon, this week.
00:37:49If it's the eclipse of the sun,
00:37:51it's clear. All the Zodiacs enter the nest.
00:37:53And we end with the tireless Kuza,
00:37:55who pretends to be a frog.
00:37:57Yes, yes, yes, you heard it right.
00:37:59Like a frog.
00:38:01It's a frog from a man, Florin.
00:38:03From a man?
00:38:05From a man, yes.
00:38:07Including the frog.
00:38:09Be careful.
00:38:11Press it over your hand.
00:38:13I have it on the window.
00:38:15And people ask us,
00:38:17what do you do in the morning,
00:38:19to show these images with Kuza?
00:38:21Influencers, campaigns,
00:38:23hundreds of thousands of money,
00:38:25and he makes the frog in the morning.
00:38:27But wait a minute,
00:38:29let's talk about serious things.
00:38:31Not like that.
00:38:33Take some water in your mouth,
00:38:35and sit on the pump,
00:38:37towards Florin.
00:38:39Sit on the pump.
00:38:41Now.
00:38:43This is the 5th gear,
00:38:45but the hydrophone broke.
00:38:47I made the 5th gear smaller.
00:38:49The pump broke.
00:38:51You see, it's pulling air.
00:38:53It broke a little.
00:38:55I want to know
00:38:57what Taras Van is looking for,
00:38:59to look at Kuza's hydrophone.
00:39:01He was curious.
00:39:03It's Kuza.
00:39:05Casper Sor.
00:39:07It's true.
00:39:09I'll hire him, too,
00:39:11so we don't have to move the pump.
00:39:13We'll bring him to the hotel,
00:39:15program him digitally,
00:39:17and he'll turn it on at the right time.
00:39:19We've scheduled a break here.
00:39:21Maybe we'll hire Kuza,
00:39:23to come and do Casper Sor.
00:39:25He'll take us to the plateau.
00:39:27I have a problem with the hydrophone.
00:39:29I can't do it.
00:39:31Don't worry.
00:39:33I can do it.
00:39:35You're probably waiting for me
00:39:37to tell you about my sexual life.
00:39:39You can practice at any age.
00:39:41I encourage you
00:39:43to discover
00:39:45my sexual life.
00:39:47This beautiful sport
00:39:49that offers many satisfactions.
00:39:51Not now, dear.
00:39:53He forgot to say that...
00:39:55I'm ready for anything.
00:39:57He forgot to say that...
00:39:59I'm broke.
00:40:01Now I'm not only on the Internet,
00:40:03I'm also in movies and TV shows.
00:40:07Cronica Cricotasilor
00:40:09is back after a short break.
00:40:15Cronica Cricotasilor is back.
00:40:19Good evening!
00:40:21Good evening!
00:40:23We have here Cronica Cricotasilor
00:40:25and your boss,
00:40:27Cronica Cricotasilor.
00:40:29And also our beautiful boss, Pantera.
00:40:31Yes, and also my boss, Cronica Cricotasilor.
00:40:33And also the boss of all Cronica Cricotasilor.
00:40:35But here there is no boss.
00:40:37There are more elephants.
00:40:39I mean, only these trees.
00:40:41Pantera, the elephant.
00:40:43He's nice.
00:40:45My dear Cronica Cricotasilor,
00:40:47it's not wise to confuse
00:40:49the moths with the moths.
00:40:51It's true.
00:40:53You can kiss some of them.
00:40:55But you kiss the moths with respect,
00:40:57and you kiss the moths
00:40:59however you want.
00:41:01Stay on ProTV!
00:41:03On ProTV we have part of
00:41:05one of the best jokes of this season.
00:41:07Monica Dascăl is teasing the moths with the moths.
00:41:09According to a research
00:41:11made by the Association of Independent Moths,
00:41:13by the Association of Independent Moths,
00:41:15many future mothers
00:41:17are afraid of the experience
00:41:19of a natural birth.
00:41:21That's the point.
00:41:23Let's see the peculiar Paraskeva,
00:41:25the boss of the moths in Romania.
00:41:27You laugh, you laugh,
00:41:29but it's not impossible.
00:41:31According to a research
00:41:33made by the Association of Independent Moths,
00:41:35by the Association of Independent Moths,
00:41:37many future mothers
00:41:39are afraid of the experience
00:41:41of a natural birth.
00:41:43Speaking of confusion,
00:41:45Dorinel Munteanu has been drunk and drugged
00:41:47several times
00:41:49and had a serious accident
00:41:51while being followed by police officers.
00:41:53Interpol tried to kidnap
00:41:55the Italian police officer
00:41:57with a fake bulletin.
00:41:59It's clear that the Italian police
00:42:01wanted to arrest Interpol,
00:42:03but the whole headquarters
00:42:05didn't.
00:42:07Interpol tried to kidnap
00:42:09the Italian police officer
00:42:11with a fake bulletin.
00:42:13Do you have anything to say
00:42:15about the Rapid team tonight?
00:42:17I don't have anything to say.
00:42:19I studied how they studied us.
00:42:21They have good qualities,
00:42:23less good qualities.
00:42:25We are curious how the less good qualities
00:42:27look like.
00:42:29I studied how they studied us.
00:42:31They have good qualities,
00:42:33less good qualities.
00:42:35We stay at DigiSport
00:42:37to listen to an interview
00:42:39with a mediocre player
00:42:41I...
00:42:43I...
00:42:45I felt like I was at home.
00:42:47These are the risks of the live broadcast
00:42:49from the stadium.
00:42:51You don't know what she's saying
00:42:53next to the interviewee.
00:42:55When I arrived,
00:42:57I got some nice feelings.
00:42:59I...
00:43:01I...
00:43:03I felt like I was at home.
00:43:05I like that he looks at the man
00:43:07who commented.
00:43:09I would say
00:43:11that the host got away this time.
00:43:13That's right.
00:43:15He got away.
00:43:17If I got to the military unit
00:43:19Digi24,
00:43:21I would transfer to ProTV.
00:43:23Really?
00:43:25Yes.
00:43:27That's how it seems.
00:43:29One more song,
00:43:31one more paragraph,
00:43:33one more swearing.
00:43:35Let's see.
00:43:37Can I tell you
00:43:39why I came back?
00:43:41Yes.
00:43:43I've been waiting for a song...
00:43:49I've been waiting for a voice
00:43:51to sing this song so well.
00:43:53After such a small babble,
00:43:55Irina has a brawl with Brenciu
00:43:57and goes to sleep.
00:43:59If you say so,
00:44:01I would join your team.
00:44:03But you're already in my team.
00:44:05Don't sleep there.
00:44:07I'm waiting for you to start
00:44:09your speech.
00:44:11Also in the voice of Romania
00:44:13comes a wild contestant
00:44:15who sings like Apucatul.
00:44:17Let's go!
00:44:33After singing,
00:44:35Irina and Smiley came back.
00:44:37Irina has a brawl to do.
00:44:39Do you want to fight us?
00:44:41Do you want to fight Jingal?
00:44:43I'm ready for anything.
00:44:45I fight Jingal all the time.
00:44:47I can't even fight
00:44:49with such a Jingal gesture.
00:44:51See? He doesn't even fight with me.
00:44:53I told him to come to my team.
00:44:55No, no. I said I fight Jingal all the time,
00:44:57but they don't hear me.
00:44:59In the end,
00:45:01the prince chose Smiley
00:45:03and Irina was left with a swollen mouth.
00:45:05What a sweet boy!
00:45:07My prince left for Smiley.
00:45:11I was left crying
00:45:13in my crystal castle.
00:45:15If I was 19,
00:45:17I would have fallen in love with this boy.
00:45:19I would have fallen in love with him.
00:45:21I think I would have written a song for him
00:45:23if I was 19.
00:45:25It's a pity I'm not 19 anymore.
00:45:27Let's move on with the revealings.
00:45:29The hippopotamus Vrenciu
00:45:31has problems with his outfit.
00:45:33What did my prince do?
00:45:35I told him all day long.
00:45:37I told him that his pants were torn between his legs.
00:45:39He didn't believe me.
00:45:41I told him that his pants were torn between his legs.
00:45:43He didn't believe me.
00:45:45Then, we start filming.
00:45:47Alexia appears,
00:45:49sings, goes to Smiley,
00:45:51the pretty girl comes to hug us.
00:45:53And what does my father do?
00:45:55He gets up
00:45:57and leaves.
00:45:59He's a 90-degree angel.
00:46:01He left, he took her in his arms
00:46:03and I was left behind,
00:46:05relaxed and normal.
00:46:07When I look back,
00:46:09I see the Great Canyon.
00:46:13Hey, Smiley!
00:46:15You're here!
00:46:17What are you doing?
00:46:19Look at this!
00:46:21I think Horia needs to change her diaper.
00:46:23I think Horia needs to change her diaper.
00:46:25She should look for lighter clothes.
00:46:27And now, Vrenciu's reveal
00:46:29about Smiley's clothes.
00:46:31Hey, what does Smiley have?
00:46:33Some stupid clothes and he's sitting like this.
00:46:35I want...
00:46:37I want a kebab.
00:46:39You know, I just started
00:46:41building a studio
00:46:43in the balcony.
00:46:45I don't like how Mr. Vrenciu sings.
00:46:47I don't like how Mr. Vrenciu sings.
00:46:49I have ripped pants
00:46:51by the pretty girl.
00:46:53by the pretty girl.
00:46:55They're the pants of my life.
00:46:57They're the pants of my life.
00:46:59Mr. Vrenciu, you have two options.
00:47:01Either you change the creator
00:47:03or the style.
00:47:05Or you change the style.
00:47:07You have to try the oversized clothes.
00:47:09You have to try the oversized clothes.
00:47:11You have to try the oversized clothes.
00:47:13Horia, you're out of your mind.
00:47:15You're out of your mind.
00:47:17Listen to me.
00:47:19Listen to me.
00:47:21This thing with a piece
00:47:23gives us a lot of headache.
00:47:25This thing with a piece
00:47:27gives us a lot of headache.
00:47:29What are you saying?
00:47:33Mr. Undressed and fast.
00:47:35Mr. Undressed and fast.
00:47:37He stopped for a moment.
00:47:39Where do you think the Auto Salon in Bucharest
00:47:41is? How was it?
00:47:43It's very crowded.
00:47:45It's very crowded.
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00:52:09The best thing you can do in Bucharest, in the capital, anywhere,
00:52:15is this motorcycle, exactly on these colors,
00:52:20exactly as it says here,
00:52:22because when we all see it,
00:52:24we move aside and we are careful.
00:52:26The rest...
00:52:28That's it. Bye!
00:52:30See you next week!
00:52:32Next week
00:52:54Attention, attention, attention!
00:52:56The Bulb Festival is only here at Cronica Cârcotacilor
00:53:00and next year we will organize the Bulb Ravășitul.
00:53:04A great festival!
00:53:06A great festival!
00:53:07Anyway, until then, send as many bulbs, subjects and ideas to cârcotacii.ro
00:53:11and on our Facebook, Instagram and TikTok pages.
00:53:14Why? Because you have a chance to win a new DITAMIZE smartphone
00:53:18at our show, a beautiful one, it's big, beautiful, 3 kg.
00:53:22And don't forget, a bulb that doesn't appear on Cronica
00:53:25DOESN'T EXIST!
00:53:30Oh my, oh my, oh my!
00:53:32What do you do when more guests than planned come to your wedding?
00:53:36What do you do?
00:53:37How do you proceed if the guests are masked?
00:53:40Do you treat them to a meal or send them to Venice for the carnival?
00:53:44Oh my, oh my, oh my!
00:53:47Do you remember that last week Marisica was robbed from the wedding?
00:53:52Oh my, oh my, oh my!
00:53:53It's good this time in Scordinia, even the masked ones come to the wedding, oh my!
00:53:56Even though the police were present at the wedding of some interlocutors
00:53:59at which Tsanka Uraganul also sang,
00:54:01they stole the cars under surveillance to walk around with the wedding guests.
00:54:22Oh my, oh my, oh my!
00:54:27I didn't understand very well who stole the cars.
00:54:29The fact is that the police destroyed the wedding goods
00:54:31and didn't even catch Tsanka in the act.
00:54:33Dozens of police officers raided the city of Scornicesti in the Old County.
00:54:38This huge riot took place because in the city
00:54:42the wedding of members of a well-known interlocutor clan from Dragasani took place.
00:54:47There is information that this huge event took place in an exclusive location,
00:54:53more precisely in the former restaurant of Nicolae Ceaușescu,
00:54:56which has a luxury suite, but also a dance ring with a retractable roof.
00:55:01At this wedding, the well-known manelist Tsanka Uraganul also sang,
00:55:05who, according to sources, was stopped in the traffic of police officers.
00:55:08The singer was in the car as a passenger,
00:55:11but his driver was tested by illegal people with the drug detection device,
00:55:16the result being negative.
00:55:18How can you hijack a car that goes to jail?
00:55:21How? How? How? It's a big, big sin!
00:55:24Yes, that's what the interlocutors also said,
00:55:26then they shouted freedom for the cars.
00:55:29Let's go to the wedding with them!
00:55:31Good evening, you old men and women of Romania!
00:55:35I greet you, Tsanka Uraganul, the leader of the artists!
00:55:39So what happened?
00:55:40At the wedding of the members of Scornicesti, yes, where we are here,
00:55:43there was a mistake.
00:55:45My hit song, number one,
00:55:47Halo, Baza, Baza, Halo, Delta Force,
00:55:49when I started singing it,
00:55:50the men thought I called them.
00:55:52It was a misunderstanding.
00:55:53That's how it is with me.
00:55:55Oh, girl, what am I doing? What right do I have?
00:55:59So, the men came to greet all the guests,
00:56:01they told me that they are interlocutors,
00:56:03I have to introduce myself, because I don't look like a youngster.
00:56:06But if you allow me, I also want to introduce myself.
00:56:08I'm Gogu, I'm a youngster at Mireasa.
00:56:10So, they invited us to steal stolen cars.
00:56:12The men accused us of theft.
00:56:14They released some of the detainees,
00:56:16because they are big lovers of freedom,
00:56:18so you know, as an idea.
00:56:19So, I didn't do anything wrong.
00:56:20That's it, that's it.
00:56:21You have the right to eat here.
00:56:22The men are honest criminals.
00:56:23I mean, they don't steal.
00:56:24No.
00:56:25They are released from under arrest at Gabor,
00:56:26at the owner, at whatever you want.
00:56:28Yes, you said it well.
00:56:29Now, what do we do?
00:56:30The detainees couldn't give the gift at the wedding
00:56:32and we stay in the cage.
00:56:34What do we do?
00:56:35Leave it, we'll solve it.
00:56:36We'll solve it.
00:56:37We'll give them this money,
00:56:38we'll give them the masks and we'll recover the cage.
00:56:39I have to get money from them.
00:56:40You have a lot of money.
00:56:41But what does it mean that through that detention
00:56:43you and your mother, with the moustache,
00:56:44said that they interrogated you...
00:56:45They are dead.
00:56:46Because my mother was arrested.
00:56:48This is the best news on the news,
00:56:50but the masks are going to blow up.
00:56:51Come on.
00:56:52The masks are going to blow up.
00:56:53Listen, here.
00:56:54Alu, baza, baza.
00:56:55Alu, get out of here.
00:56:56Alu, baza, baza.
00:56:58Alu, get out of here.
00:57:01It's all Miresica, all the young people.
00:57:03All Miresica, all Marcica, all...
00:57:05Yes, yes, yes.
00:57:06From Misalor.
00:57:07Until it's real, be patient.
00:57:08I don't understand where the cars were parked, in a parking lot, in a police station, they were under guard, they weren't...
00:57:16You, too, some questions...
00:57:18Real tradesmen steal anything, anywhere...
00:57:20By the way, please, don't call them specialists.
00:57:23A thief expert is a goldmine...
00:57:26Oh, sorry, he's a goldmine.
00:57:27That's right.
00:57:31Attention!
00:57:32Attention!
00:57:33I found out with joy that the president...
00:57:37Come on, faster, Iohannis!
00:57:39Look at his gestures!
00:57:40President Iohannis does sports.
00:57:44Oh, my God!
00:57:45Some kind of sports.
00:57:47It's better if I say it faster.
00:57:49Mr. President, he's a big golf lover.
00:57:52The game with the cross, the balls and the hoops.
00:57:54Slow down, you're waking us up.
00:57:55We know why he's so in love with golf.
00:57:58Why?
00:57:59Because between two hits, he can shoot a chicken.
00:58:02I think he can shoot two chickens.
00:58:04It's because of the weather.
00:58:06We know that the spectators are still talking about president Iohannis,
00:58:10who, in his last term, was a scourge.
00:58:13He's the one who made the people from RAPPS build a golf course at Neptune.
00:58:20According to the images, surprised by the satellite,
00:58:24in the protocol villa's garden,
00:58:26a course with three holes was set up.
00:58:29Iohannis' passion for this sport is well known,
00:58:32because three years ago, I remind you,
00:58:34during the pandemic, Iohannis encouraged Romanians to play golf.
00:58:39I'm glad to meet here so many golf lovers.
00:58:44A sport that is not exclusive at all
00:58:47and that offers a very good opportunity to spend more time in nature,
00:58:53to exercise.
00:58:54Golf can be played at any age.
00:59:00And I encourage as many people as possible to discover this beautiful sport,
00:59:05which offers many satisfactions.
00:59:08Although he is a specialist in holes,
00:59:10but not in the ones with the golf clubs,
00:59:12premier Ciolacu says he didn't know anything about the president's spree.
00:59:16Probably the court was set up by the government in Ciuca.
00:59:21Marcel Ciulacu said that RAPPS is under the order of the secretary-general of the government,
00:59:27but he doesn't think that those works were made with the knowledge of the director of RAPPS.
00:59:32But he will have to find out in the next period exactly how it happened
00:59:36and how it was possible that such a work, such a spree,
00:59:39was made at the Neptune villa without the knowledge of the authorities.
00:59:43We return to the problem with the rents in Iohannis' illegal house.
00:59:46Now, after they took the houses, they want to take the money.
00:59:50What happens with the money that the state should recover from president Claus Iohannis?
00:59:55We have exact calculations about the sums obtained by the president
00:59:59from the back of the houses bought, as his wife said, from meditation.
01:00:03Colleagues from the National Journal verified how much the president has collected from the rents,
01:00:07and according to the assets declared in 2004,
01:00:10in which the president would have won over 500,000 euros.
01:00:14I remind you, the president should have given back almost 300,000 euros,
01:00:18the sums collected for the two properties lost in the case.
01:00:22What would the future former president Ghinion say?
01:00:26Unfortunately, he did not escape Marian Ceausescu,
01:00:29the revolutionary who accuses all the accused of the case.
01:00:32Now it's Claus' turn.
01:00:35Mr. Iohannis, the court has said that you should give back the money.
01:00:42Give back the money!
01:00:46Give back the money!
01:00:50Give back the money!
01:00:54Mr. President, please stay.
01:00:56I liked Mr. Ceausescu.
01:00:59Give back the money!
01:01:02As a Romanian, he learned that he should never give anything to the state.
01:01:09Yes, here you have to give, but only if he tells you to stop.
01:01:13Mr. Iohannis, it would be better if you called Ionescu,
01:01:16because only with his name he is a German.
01:01:18Listen, now for real, let's take a short break,
01:01:20we'll tell him here, some banks with Iohannis,
01:01:22and we'll be right back.
01:01:24Ionescu!
01:01:27You're probably wondering what I'm looking for here.
01:01:29Life is like a ladder, it lifts you up and down.
01:01:32Joke, joke, but...
01:01:33Life is like a ladder, it lifts you up and down.
01:01:36Like me.
01:01:39You're probably waiting for me to tell you all about my sexual life.
01:01:42Yes.
01:01:43Because a friend of mine from the production called me and told me...
01:01:45She's talking about me, right?
01:01:46That she's much cooler with the jury.
01:01:48God forbid!
01:01:50She forgot to say that she's also free without money.
01:01:55Dana!
01:01:57Cronica Cârcotașilor is back after a short break.
01:02:07Cronica Cârcotașilor is back!
01:02:12Now we're back in force!
01:02:15What a force, what a bang, I told you!
01:02:17I laughed my ass off.
01:02:19You should know that there was a lot of humor in the show.
01:02:22And not because of the cyclone Ashley.
01:02:26God forbid!
01:02:28Because the jury was taking care of the diseases.
01:02:34The misery started with the humor.
01:02:36This time, Lorelai, an old collaborator of the show,
01:02:39came on the show as a competitor.
01:02:41You're probably wondering what I'm looking for here as a competitor,
01:02:44considering that I seem to have advanced to the special guest.
01:02:47That's right, life is like a ladder, it lifts you up and down.
01:02:50Well, although we all know that there are no friends on TV,
01:02:54a friend of mine called me from the production team
01:02:56and told me to come because it's much cooler with the jury.
01:02:58Yes.
01:02:59He forgot to say that it's much cooler to come for free without money.
01:03:04Dana!
01:03:08I have to admit that when I saw her dressed like that...
01:03:14Lizzie is still watching this show.
01:03:18When Antic sees me whistling,
01:03:20he says that I'm like a goat in the battle of the sheep.
01:03:26And he doesn't leave the street.
01:03:27No matter how much you honk, he doesn't leave the street.
01:03:31After this appearance, Lorelai swears that she doesn't steal,
01:03:34but she pretends that the rat is caught between the sheets.
01:03:36You're probably waiting for me to tell you all about my sexual life,
01:03:39as I'm used to.
01:03:40Yes.
01:03:41But you'll be surprised this time,
01:03:43because otherwise I would be surprised to find out that I have one.
01:03:47Eh...
01:03:50You won't be jealous?
01:03:51But let me start with what I've done before.
01:03:54Yes.
01:03:55I made a mistake.
01:03:56This is what happens when you let go of the only physical activity
01:03:59that you practice.
01:04:01Yes.
01:04:02If I didn't have sex anymore,
01:04:03I still got big roles in acting.
01:04:05The irony of fate makes me take casting after casting
01:04:08of a woman who really has a lot of sex.
01:04:14Thank you very much.
01:04:15I mean, now I'm not only on the Internet,
01:04:17I'm also in movies and TV shows.
01:04:19With a little bit of luck, maybe I'll die of wine in real life.
01:04:24Hearing such revelations, the boys turned their backs
01:04:27and Ardelia has a statement to make.
01:04:29It's the kind of number that puts you in a little bit of discomfort,
01:04:32if you're a man.
01:04:35Here I see...
01:04:38that a man needs to...
01:04:41display at least a relaxation
01:04:43and a curiosity.
01:04:45What does that girl say?
01:04:47Well, this girl is actually talking about the boys in Showbiz,
01:04:50because we can't call them men.
01:04:52Let's suppose that once I become a public figure
01:04:55and the people I'm involved with are others.
01:04:58Men, to be exact.
01:05:00They're others, but they're not otherwise.
01:05:02I mean, if for non-public people there's a need for a psychologist,
01:05:06for public people there's a need for a psychiatrist.
01:05:11Yes, correct.
01:05:12That's what I wanted to say.
01:05:14Bordea here is a clear example that only the psychologist
01:05:17didn't help him make healthy choices in life.
01:05:19Never.
01:05:20Anyway, you see, I'm used to being courteous and having success.
01:05:24I said you're used to it.
01:05:26I was nice.
01:05:27There are couples.
01:05:28I'm not.
01:05:30So many couples that between having sex and sleeping,
01:05:33I always choose sleeping.
01:05:38I don't want to tell you about their dramas,
01:05:41in which somehow the last artistic performance
01:05:44wasn't as good as they wanted it to be.
01:05:46They let themselves be depressed.
01:05:48As if they couldn't try to be talented
01:05:50even in bed if they can't get on stage.
01:05:54You're not talented at all.
01:05:58I'm kidding, but...
01:05:59A little bit of truth.
01:06:02Is that enough?
01:06:03Come here, girl.
01:06:04Let's see.
01:06:05No, no, no.
01:06:06So?
01:06:07So we have an audience.
01:06:08Not these guys.
01:06:09I'm sorry, my eyes are blurry.
01:06:10Let's see.
01:06:13Oh my God.
01:06:14Let's cover it up.
01:06:15Daga, lol, relaj, or whatever your name is,
01:06:17it doesn't matter if you're a star or anonymous.
01:06:20That's right.
01:06:21A big ego hides a tiny talent.
01:06:26That's right.
01:06:27And ladies with oversized egos make small everything big.
01:06:32And there's something else, my dear.
01:06:34Even the physical part goes through the stomach.
01:06:36Filipinos know why.
01:06:39At Masterchef, a Filipino contestant
01:06:41got married and moved to Hunedoara.
01:06:44She's known as the Filipino from Hunedoara.
01:06:47You came to Romania 12 years ago.
01:06:49Yes.
01:06:50Why?
01:06:51Because I liked it.
01:06:52Romania?
01:06:53Romania, yes.
01:06:54It's like a second home for me.
01:06:57I thought you didn't come to work for money or something.
01:07:00Yes, that's what happened the first time.
01:07:02Yes, yes, yes.
01:07:03I worked and then I got married.
01:07:07A beautiful man.
01:07:09A beautiful man?
01:07:10Yes.
01:07:11A beautiful man?
01:07:12Yes.
01:07:13A Romanian man.
01:07:14From Hunedoara.
01:07:15She's talking about me, right?
01:07:16Yes, about you.
01:07:17A Romanian man from Hunedoara.
01:07:19From Valea Jiului.
01:07:21Is he a miner?
01:07:23His father is a miner.
01:07:25His father is a miner.
01:07:26And he has a big salary.
01:07:31No, he's a pensioner.
01:07:33A pensioner has a big salary, I would say.
01:07:36What kind of pension does he have?
01:07:37He's quite...
01:07:38Eminescu.
01:07:40Eminescu, of course.
01:07:42Delighted by the Filipino food, the chefs went on to the next stage.
01:07:46To win something, Eminescu.
01:07:48Not just his father-in-law.
01:07:55Are you sure?
01:07:59Come here, come here.
01:08:01What are you doing? Are you crying?
01:08:03It's very tasty.
01:08:04It's very tasty, well done. I liked it.
01:08:06I would have liked to tear the chicken apart.
01:08:08It's very tasty.
01:08:09It's beautiful.
01:08:10It's Filipino, it's good.
01:08:12I really wanted you to cook something for us.
01:08:14I'm looking forward to it.
01:08:17Thank you very much.
01:08:18Congratulations.
01:08:19Come on, put Eminescu first.
01:08:21Another competitor is a Romanian woman who converted to Islam.
01:08:23She's wearing a hijab, and she made the chef eat on the floor.
01:08:26Well, are you going to follow the tradition?
01:08:28Let me do the honors.
01:08:30So we have a man with a woman.
01:08:33I'm going to get a glass of water.
01:08:35Cătălin, stay down.
01:08:36What are you doing? Don't stay down.
01:08:38Cătălin, stay down.
01:08:39These are all women.
01:08:40So what do you eat? With your hand?
01:08:42We eat and eat.
01:08:43This is eaten with the hand.
01:08:44You can eat with your hand.
01:08:45Yes, yes.
01:08:46What are you doing?
01:08:47Come on, Cătălin.
01:08:48Come on, we have...
01:08:49Come on, wait a little.
01:08:50Easy, easy, easy.
01:08:51What do you want?
01:08:52Do you want us to do a bigger damage?
01:08:54We tell you why Scărătescu didn't sit on the bar.
01:08:57He saw what Brenciu suffered at the voice of Romania.
01:08:59We move on to another competitor.
01:09:01Because all healthy people show up at Masterchef.
01:09:04We now have a part of a boy who is a designer.
01:09:07How long did it take you to do the thing?
01:09:09Three days.
01:09:10Three days?
01:09:11And from...
01:09:12I did them all at once.
01:09:13Three days, about three, four hours a day.
01:09:15I couldn't stand it anymore.
01:09:16So he closes them, puts them in my pocket, opens them.
01:09:18Can you get me a little closer?
01:09:19Please.
01:09:20It's something from a distance.
01:09:21I can't see very well.
01:09:22Please.
01:09:23Oh, they're safe.
01:09:25Yes.
01:09:26God forbid.
01:09:27So it's safe, right?
01:09:29It's the safest.
01:09:30I'm so safe.
01:09:31But the food.
01:09:32We'll see about the food in this show.
01:09:34Because the discussions are only on the side.
01:09:36What number do you have in your bag?
01:09:3952.
01:09:40I don't think it's my number.
01:09:42Well, look.
01:09:43I can give it to you as a gift.
01:09:45Let's see if...
01:09:46If...
01:09:47What's wrong with you?
01:09:48What's wrong with you?
01:09:49What's wrong with you?
01:09:50You can't do that.
01:09:51What's wrong with you?
01:09:52What's wrong with you?
01:09:54The man had to...
01:09:55Yes, he had to...
01:09:56Leave it.
01:09:57If you gave it to him, it was small.
01:09:59If you gave it to him, it was small.
01:10:00I could fit a single hand in that bag.
01:10:03If you gave it to him, you had magnetism.
01:10:05Masterchef continues.
01:10:07Today, express delivery.
01:10:09Break the antenna in two.
01:10:10This is a lesson for the boss and the owner of the antennas.
01:10:13Not all people can be easily replaced.
01:10:15And especially when your competitors don't have much salt and pepper.
01:10:19Exactly.
01:10:22When the grandchildren live a few hours away,
01:10:25they must have a reason to visit you.
01:10:27After a few trips to Dedeman,
01:10:29we renovated the bridge and made it a playground for the little ones.
01:10:33Now, they can't wait to visit their grandparents.
01:10:35When you have bigger plans than a bridge,
01:10:37you have a playground at home.
01:10:39Dedeman supports Romania in construction.
01:10:41Now, you have a Paxton electric radiator for only 289 lei.
01:10:45Dedeman. Dedicated to your plans.
01:10:47Denis Pilafai got his money from the old premier,
01:10:52Viorel Dancila.
01:10:53I called her premier,
01:10:55because that's what Mrs. Viorel Dancila wanted.
01:10:58The premier is for men,
01:11:00and the premier is for women.
01:11:02Well, she's smart.
01:11:06Good evening, dear viewers.
01:11:07Mrs. Dancila is here with me today
01:11:10for a series of questions.
01:11:12So, let's start.
01:11:14What bothers you the most?
01:11:17The fact that I don't have a school.
01:11:19Nothing else?
01:11:21I was a puppet.
01:11:23We know that.
01:11:24It's said that one night, Mr. Ciolacu came to your house
01:11:27and said that he would take over the party.
01:11:29I made this mistake on the back of a bus.
01:11:32It's also said that he gave you a blanket.
01:11:35He tried to ruin the government
01:11:38and take over the presidency.
01:11:40I'm referring to Marcel Ciolacu.
01:11:42I know.
01:11:43And he gave you that warm, good blanket.
01:11:47Made by him.
01:11:49And you gave up the party.
01:11:50It's very hard for a greedy woman to resist.
01:11:53I know it's very hard for a woman.
01:11:56Do you think that's how Marcel Ciolacu got the party?
01:11:59He gave everyone a blanket?
01:12:00The goal was to come and take over
01:12:04the presidency of the party.
01:12:06Who is your greatest enemy?
01:12:08Mr. Ciolacu, who betrayed me.
01:12:11Is he your enemy?
01:12:12He became my greatest enemy.
01:12:14Let's hear a statement.
01:12:16We can say that we are reducing democracy.
01:12:20Why didn't you manage to reduce democracy
01:12:23and make him a dictator?
01:12:25I don't know.
01:12:26Thank you very much.
01:12:28Will you come to my show again?
01:12:29No.
01:12:30Never.
01:12:31You wanted to say yes, right?
01:12:33Yes.
01:12:34You made a mistake in your statement.
01:12:36There are people who make mistakes in their statements
01:12:39but also in the measures they take.
01:12:41Let's leave it at that.
01:12:43I'll see you next time.
01:12:45I'll see you next time.
01:12:48Bye-bye, dear viewers.
01:12:50We'll see each other again.
01:12:52Viorica Dancilor showed us in her recent story
01:12:56that anyone can become the first minister in Romania.
01:13:01There was an old man, his name was Chivu Stoica.
01:13:04Seriously?
01:13:05Yes.
01:13:06More than Dancilor?
01:13:08Anyway, Marcel Ciolacu strengthened our belief
01:13:11that anyone can become a minister.
01:13:13To be honest, when I see what a show we had
01:13:16and what we have now, I'm so happy.
01:13:18I'm so happy.
01:13:20How many shows did we have?
01:13:22We had 40 shows.
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01:13:46I didn't hear what you said.
01:13:48Attention!
01:13:53Done.
01:13:55Florin Sorohan.
01:13:57Sorohan.
01:13:58Florin, congratulations.
01:13:59I think I didn't say anything wrong.
01:14:01Sorohan, you're lucky.
01:14:02You're going home with a phone.
01:14:04Congratulations.
01:14:07I admit it with my heart.
01:14:09Women have always attracted me to the uniform.
01:14:12I've always wanted to be arrested,
01:14:14interrogated and handcuffed by a policewoman.
01:14:16Then I dreamed of going to jail.
01:14:18But on one condition.
01:14:19Before I get arrested,
01:14:20I have to get my hair styled,
01:14:21I have to get my hair combed,
01:14:23and I have to dye my hair.
01:14:25People, people.
01:14:26In 2024, advertising has reached new heights.
01:14:29In Galati, a big surprise.
01:14:31We're investigating the police
01:14:32after the owner of a beauty salon in Galati
01:14:34made an ad wearing a police uniform.
01:14:37The woman would have borrowed the uniform from a friend
01:14:39in an attempt to attract customers
01:14:41from the ranks of state employees.
01:14:43The agent who gave the official clothes
01:14:45is to be investigated, disciplined,
01:14:47and is at risk of being fired.
01:14:50Fully equipped in a police uniform,
01:14:52the owner of the beauty salon,
01:14:54a 41-year-old woman,
01:14:56walks in front of the office
01:14:58and promises to reduce the number of employees in the uniform.
01:15:01What does the false policewoman look like?
01:15:03We think the customers are mad.
01:15:05Hello! Hello!
01:15:06I have a beauty salon and it's a definitive pillar,
01:15:08don't think about stupid things.
01:15:09Here is a policewoman
01:15:11who will never go to the salon with her bra
01:15:13because she doesn't have time for such things.
01:15:15She is in the exercise of her function.
01:15:17Policemen from section 1, Galati police,
01:15:19have been arrested from the office
01:15:21and have filed a criminal report
01:15:23under the aspect of committing a crime
01:15:25of abuse of official qualities.
01:15:27The policemen were not interested
01:15:29in reducing the number of colleagues
01:15:31who had borrowed the woman's official uniform
01:15:33According to the sources,
01:15:35the one who helped her
01:15:37is a 43-year-old policewoman
01:15:39who works in a commune near Galati.
01:15:41She has been employed for 8 years
01:15:43in the Ministry of Internal Affairs
01:15:45from an external source
01:15:47and is a friend of the esthetician.
01:15:49The policewoman will be disciplined
01:15:51and will risk losing her job.
01:15:53I can go to the salon and say,
01:15:55Mr. Policeman, I am tormented,
01:15:57I am tormented, I know it's a pity,
01:15:59I'm dying.
01:16:01If the owner of the salon
01:16:03would have offered her
01:16:05to reduce the number of cooks
01:16:07and not the policemen,
01:16:09would she have been dressed in shorts?
01:16:11What a dream!
01:16:13Or if the priests were on their list
01:16:15to reduce the number of cooks,
01:16:17what would the lady put on her?
01:16:19For example, if I wanted to see her
01:16:21dressed in a firefighter's uniform.
01:16:23Why?
01:16:25To put out the fire!
01:16:27Sir, ma'am,
01:16:29I'd like to have a kiss.
01:16:31Oh, dear!
01:16:33I came here to see what services you offer me.
01:16:35Of course, welcome!
01:16:37Let's start with a relaxing massage
01:16:39with the poulan from Dotare.
01:16:41We have one in the back,
01:16:43the girls will take care of it, if you decide.
01:16:45It will be very nice,
01:16:47I will beat you all over with it
01:16:49until you frown,
01:16:51I will put blood in your movement,
01:16:53you will feel excellent afterwards.
01:16:55But it won't hurt, I mean...
01:16:57Sir, there is no pleasure without pain!
01:16:59What do you want?
01:17:01It's not possible!
01:17:03We also have another therapy,
01:17:05the electroshock procedure.
01:17:07It's wonderful for a good condition.
01:17:09We will use several simultaneous tasers.
01:17:11You will feel
01:17:13electrified.
01:17:15Very nice!
01:17:17I understand, but don't you have something softer?
01:17:19If you are more sensitive,
01:17:21I know, I know.
01:17:23You have this for people like you.
01:17:25We have developed
01:17:27the earplug therapy.
01:17:29What does it consist of?
01:17:31You are tied to the bed,
01:17:33totally undressed,
01:17:35without inhibitions,
01:17:37you are gagged in the most sensitive area
01:17:39until you laugh.
01:17:41And there are no side effects?
01:17:43It is possible to develop
01:17:45a compulsive laugh,
01:17:47but it's good for beauty.
01:17:49But what do I do if I laugh in front of the commander?
01:17:51He will understand.
01:17:53Mr. Commander,
01:17:55do you know how we say it?
01:17:57How?
01:17:59Gică până veselă!
01:18:01Come on!
01:18:03Stop it!
01:18:05Stop it!
01:18:07Let's start with the plan.
01:18:09The plan!
01:18:11Put your hand on your heart!
01:18:13Put your hand on your heart!
01:18:15If you have a salon
01:18:17in Bucharest,
01:18:19I will go and visit it.
01:18:21Let's go together!
01:18:23Come on!
01:18:25But you don't have to go to a salon like this.
01:18:27You can try something at Teichir,
01:18:29at Sovata, at Anastana.
01:18:31It's full of rheumatism.
01:18:35The biggest addiction at the moment
01:18:37is not related to alcohol,
01:18:39drugs or gambling,
01:18:41but to Tik Tok.
01:18:43Fortunately, there are no clinics
01:18:45that treat you like a Tik Tok addict.
01:18:47Hello, friends!
01:18:49Welcome to a new episode of Tik Tok Trends.
01:18:51I am Alexa Stor.
01:18:53This evening we have prepared
01:18:55some moments about weddings.
01:18:57But let's start
01:18:59as Miri did in the following images.
01:19:17Did you see that in the end Miri ran away?
01:19:19I hope not.
01:19:21But I don't know who saved her
01:19:23the next day at the wedding party.
01:19:37I have another video in the same trend,
01:19:39but here it ended apotheotically.
01:19:47It is said that each bride
01:19:49has a certain typology
01:19:51according to her zodiac.
01:19:53Elena astrologically
01:19:55enlightens us why.
01:20:17It's just me for you.
01:20:47Did you find the weddings?
01:20:49Is it the real phase?
01:20:51In the end, let's see a wedding
01:20:53where they dance until the table.
01:21:17But it seems that the rain at the wedding brings luck, right?
01:21:19This time it brought it with the car.
01:21:21That was all for today, my dears.
01:21:23I leave you with the news
01:21:25and don't forget to follow us on our social networks.
01:21:27Facebook, Instagram, Tik Tok and YouTube.
01:21:29Have a wonderful evening!
01:21:31Goodbye, Alexandra!
01:21:33Goodbye!
01:21:35Goodbye!
01:21:37It was incredible!
01:21:39Do you know why I love Tik Tok people?
01:21:41Because it gives you a lot to think about.
01:21:43Yes, and look...
01:21:45You can't see it.
01:21:47You can understand something else.
01:21:49Anyway, that's how we keep our minds sharp.
01:21:51Just like a baby's nipples.
01:21:53Tik Tokers! Tik Tokers!
01:21:55Good people!
01:21:57Then, I want to stop the planet,
01:21:59but I give up.
01:22:01But you know why?
01:22:03Because it breaks the planet.
01:22:05I always find out from Arafat
01:22:07that a danger is coming.
01:22:09Raed, caught again.
01:22:11After the danger has passed.
01:22:13Arafat again.
01:22:15For the first time, Arafat has considered
01:22:17that we also need to know in time.
01:22:19People, don't leave your cars under the trees.
01:22:21For now, it's time to...
01:22:23Don't leave things that can be
01:22:25blown away in the garden
01:22:27or on the balconies.
01:22:29I'm ready, are you crazy?
01:22:31Close the doors.
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01:25:03We'll be back after a short break.
01:25:05We'll be back after a short break.
01:25:07We'll be back after a short break.
01:25:09We'll be back after a short break.
01:25:11We'll be back after a short break.
01:25:13We'll be back after a short break.
01:25:15We'll be back after a short break.
01:25:17We'll be back after a short break.
01:25:19We'll be back after a short break.
01:25:21We'll be back after a short break.
01:25:23We'll be back after a short break.
01:25:25We'll be back after a short break.
01:25:27We'll be back after a short break.
01:25:29We'll be back after a short break.
01:25:31As much as everyone was talking about Cyclone Ashley,
01:25:33As much as everyone was talking about Cyclone Ashley,
01:25:35As much as everyone was talking about Cyclone Boris,
01:25:37we preferred to try to communicate as well as we could.
01:25:39we preferred to try to communicate as well as we could.
01:25:41we preferred to try to communicate as well as we could.
01:25:43We preferred to try to communicate as well as we could.
01:25:45Hey, kids!
01:25:47You're worrying me.
01:25:49Two weeks ago, you left those brats in the water.
01:25:51You didn't make a dam.
01:25:53You didn't evacuate them in time.
01:25:55People died.
01:25:57The mayors you say you informed in time
01:25:59looked like in a movie.
01:26:01Like that guy from Hush.
01:26:03Who, by chance,
01:26:05in the middle of the red rain,
01:26:07started the sprinklers for the empty spaces.
01:26:09started the sprinklers for the empty spaces.
01:26:11And now you're inventing a cyclone
01:26:13just to look prepared
01:26:15to do your job.
01:26:17You took the old men up from the house.
01:26:19You took the old men up from the house.
01:26:21You took them to sleep in the cold,
01:26:23in the gym,
01:26:25just to simulate a disaster
01:26:27after it happened.
01:26:29I say, next week,
01:26:31I say, next week,
01:26:33I say, next week,
01:26:35I say, next week,
01:26:37I say, next week,
01:26:39I say, next week,
01:26:41I say, next week,
01:26:43I say, next week,
01:26:45I say, next week,
01:26:47I say, next week,
01:26:49I say, next week,
01:26:51I say, next week,
01:26:53I say, next week,
01:26:55I say, next week,
01:26:57I say, next week,
01:26:59I say, next week,
01:27:01I say, next week,
01:27:03I say, next week,
01:27:05I say, next week,
01:27:07I say, next week,
01:27:09I say, next week.