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Sometimes, the own body is like an alien. It bubbles and pumps and growls and works, and you can not control or even cro | dG1fOXh4MjV2NU9STDA
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00:00I'm sure it's nothing, you're just feeling a little under the weather, that's all.
00:10Forget what you read on WebMD, unless, of course, it's something more insidious, posing
00:16as something innocuous, like the rare but deadly Adult Onset Progeria, or Fibrodysplasia
00:24Ossificans Progressiva, where the skin turns to bone in a matter of weeks, could explain
00:30the slight ache in my coccyx, or even worse, the mosquito I saw earlier may have transmitted
00:37into my blood the microscopic larva of the Queen Enelid Malcontentivus.
00:43Just because a condition is rare doesn't mean it's impossible.
00:45I could be the one out of a million, one out of a million to contract Streptococco Endolateral
00:50Dermatoencephalitic Nervosa, where the skin flakes off, the eyes turn to dust, and the
00:54live beetles in your bones become xylophones in the devil's orchestra, while your spirit
00:58cries in agony under the increasing pressure in your cranial cavity, turning your brain
01:02into a brick of blood and gelatin.
01:08Fuck, I'm hungover.

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