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00:00Who of you two knows how to polish shoes well?
00:06I don't know. He knows very well. He's a master.
00:10What's your name?
00:11Bandia.
00:12What? Dandia?
00:13Bandia, Bandia.
00:14Okay, Dandia.
00:15Dandia, look, first you polish the shoes.
00:19Natwar, bring all the shoes of this house and give it to him.
00:23Let's go, Mochi.
00:25If I had polished so many shoes at the footpath,
00:27I would have earned so much that I would have bought a boat in a week.
00:32Here you go.
00:34These are a little older shoes.
00:35Learn to polish them well by washing your hands.
00:38And we'll give you new ones too.
00:39And some shoes have gone out with their feet.
00:41As soon as they come back, we'll give you those too.
00:44Hey, are you going to become a collector by sitting here and studying?
00:47Do something.
00:48No, no, no.
00:49That's not going to work.
00:51No, no, no.
00:52That's not going to work.
00:53You'll have to do the work given to you yourself.
00:56And that too on the given time.
00:57Otherwise, you'll be beaten up like a dog.
01:00Is that so?
01:01Now I'll show you how to work on time.
01:04Hurry up.
01:05If you finish this job, I'll give you another job right away.
01:09Am I a ghost coming out of a bottle?
01:11Or are you giving me jobs one after the other?
01:15Okay, tell me.
01:16Tell me.
01:17Who among the two of you knows how to wash clothes properly?
01:21One more job?
01:22I'll never do this.
01:29I wash clothes very well.
01:31He doesn't know how to do it at all.
01:32I'll teach him.
01:33No, no.
01:34Clothes are expensive.
01:35If the one who doesn't know washes them, the clothes will tear.
01:37So?
01:38You'll have to do this job.
01:41I'll kill you.
01:43I'll kill you.
01:44I'll kill you.
01:45I'll kill you.
01:46I'll kill you.
02:07Tell me something.
02:08Haven't the people here washed their clothes for the past two years?
02:11Hey!
02:12Don't waste time on useless things.
02:14The rest of the people are also bringing their clothes.
02:16Yes, yes.
02:17Let them bring their clothes.
02:18Let them bring the clothes of the whole house.
02:19And ask the neighbors too.
02:20Let them bring their clothes too.
02:21This is cheap and good soap.
02:23That's why you're making me work so hard.
02:31Is this a lehenga or a circus drum?
02:33Take this, sir.
02:34Hey!
02:35Tell me something.
02:36Tell me something.
02:37How many families live in this house?
02:3915-16 families.
02:40Then why do you call it a house?
02:41Why don't you call it a district?
02:42Do your work.
02:43Otherwise, I'll hang you on a rope.
02:51Whose shirt is this?
02:52This shirt belongs to my boss.
02:55That means there's another big demon among these demons.
02:57Hey!
02:58Speak in a low voice.
03:00These people are nothing.
03:01The real boss is him.
03:03Mangal Singh Chauhan.
03:04He's in Gujarat.
03:05He's coming.
03:08Hello!
03:09Hello!
03:10I'm hungry.
03:11What?
03:12Hungry?
03:13I'm not hungry.
03:14I don't know any Gujarati.
03:15I don't know any Gujarati.
03:16No Jammu?
03:17No Jammu.
03:18No?
03:19No.
03:20If you don't know Jammu, then go to hell.
03:21Go to hell.
03:22Go, go, go.
03:23Go dig a pit.
03:24He doesn't understand Gujarati.
03:25It'll be fun if he studies hard.
03:26My condition is getting worse by washing clothes.
03:28On top of that, he's telling me to dig a pit.
03:30Do you know what he means by hungry?
03:33He was calling me to eat.
03:34What?
03:35Go and do your work.
03:36What food?
03:37Yes.
03:38Choli sabzi, chapati and ghoonghra for dessert.
03:40Choli, sabzi, what else?
03:44Chapati.
03:45Chapati?
03:46And what was in the dessert?
03:48What do they call it in Gujarati?
03:49Ghoonghra.
03:50Ghaagra.
03:51Ghoonghra, ghoonghra, ghoonghra.
03:57I thought it was something else.
03:59Nothing can be done now.
04:01The rule of this house is that once someone refuses,
04:03he won't get food again.
04:05Oh, God.
04:06What is this atrocity?
04:07I do all the work.
04:08He eats.
04:09Nothing can be done now.
04:10It's possible.
04:11Once everyone gets food,
04:12if there's any food left,
04:13I'll tell them.
04:14They'll call you.
04:15Do something.
04:16Do something.
04:17Hey, get up.
04:18Go and wash the clothes.
04:19He's doing it for my panty.
04:24Hey, what are you doing?
04:26Have you gone mad?
04:28All of a sudden,
04:29I remembered my master.
04:30That's why I lost my senses.
04:32Hey, this isn't your master.
04:34These are the clothes of your master's only sister.
04:36If they tear even a little,
04:38your master will tear you apart.
04:40Yes.
04:54What do you want?
04:55I don't know Gujarati.
04:56I don't know Gujarati.
04:57That's why when they called me for food,
04:58I didn't go.
04:59Can I get some food?
05:01What?
05:02What?
05:03Yes, yes, yes.
05:04I've already polished my shoes.
05:05And I've washed my clothes too.
05:06What did that actor tell me?
05:09Can I get a dress?
05:13What?
05:14A dress?
05:15Yes, yes, yes.
05:16A dress.
05:17Which dress?
05:18Both of you.
05:19Without any shame,
05:20do you want this dress?
05:22I want it.
05:23I want it.
05:24Oh, God.
05:25If you don't mind,
05:26I'll take it myself.
05:27Here, you take it.
05:28Uncle, come quickly.
05:29Come quickly.
05:30Come back quickly.
05:31I want to take this dress off.
05:34Yes, uncle, I'll take it off.
05:35I'll take it off.
05:36I'll take it off.
05:37I'll take it off.
05:42You must have done something wrong.
05:44That's why you're in this condition.
05:46It's good that I reached on time.
05:48Otherwise, they would have beaten you to death,
05:50made you a dhokli,
05:51and would have eaten you in the evening.
05:52Get lost.
05:53What kind of people are these?
05:54From morning to evening,
05:55work, work, work.
05:56The food is bad.
06:00Oh, I see.
06:01This creature is sitting here.
06:05What's this?
06:06What's this?
06:07Oh, you got the news.
06:09In the kitchen,
06:10they made us wash like dishes.
06:14Did they beat you there?
06:15Yes, they beat me there too.
06:19What's this?
06:20Why are you crying?
06:21Don't cry.
06:22Yes.
06:23Sit, sit.
06:24You'll get it here.
06:25Hit me.
06:26No, the food.
06:28Take this.
06:29Take the plate.
06:30Give it to me.
06:42Which animal's skin is this?
06:43It doesn't bite.
06:45Then how do I eat it dry?
06:47I need something with it.
06:49I'll get pickle.
06:50You want pickle?
06:53Take four.
06:54One.
06:55Two.
06:56Three.
06:57Four.
06:58What's this?
06:59Five.
07:00Six.
07:07Did you wash your hands?
07:09I've been washing clothes for 24 hours.
07:11That too, with soap.
07:12Now, should I wash my hands too,
07:13to eat this?
07:14Dirty rascal.
07:19Will I get iron?
07:20To cut?
07:21Thank God,
07:22according to the other days,
07:23today's chapati is soft.
07:25So, these are the new guys
07:26who have come for work.
07:27The boys are good.
07:28They work very hard.
07:30Do they serve so much food here?
07:32Really?
07:33So, should I get you
07:34food from a five-star hotel?
07:35Eat quickly and get to work.
07:36No, no, no.
07:37I'm not used to
07:38eating so much food.
07:40Hey, look at him.
07:41How he's eating quietly.
07:42Give him anything,
07:43he'll eat quietly.
07:44And if you say anything,
07:45he won't even listen.
07:46Why?
07:47Is he deaf?
07:48Yes, he's deaf.
07:49But he doesn't have
07:50hearing.
08:00He's asking for lassi.
08:01Lassi.
08:02He's asking for tea.
08:03Yes, he's asking for tea.
08:04Tea.
08:06Whatever you're bringing,
08:07bring two.
08:10Is he the same madam
08:11you were talking about?
08:12No, no, no.
08:14He's also a madam.
08:15But there's one more
08:16madam like her.
08:17Like her.
08:20Why?
08:21Does she eat a lot?
08:22No.
08:23She can't speak.
08:24But she can hear.
08:33Shruti.
08:34Shruti.
08:36Shruti, come with me.
08:37I want to show you something.
08:39Hey, you come with me.
08:40I want to introduce you
08:41to a man.
08:42Come on.
08:44Look at this.
08:47He can neither speak
08:48nor hear.
08:51But it doesn't look like
08:52he's deaf or dumb.
08:54Come on.
08:55Let's go.
09:01Where's the medicine?
09:02Here.
09:03You idiot.
09:04You can't even eat
09:05your own drink.
09:06You can't even
09:07tolerate that.
09:08I'll kill you.
09:09I'll kill you.
09:10I'll kill you.
09:11I'll kill you.
09:12I'll kill you.
09:13I'll kill you.
09:14I'll kill you.
09:15I'll kill you.
09:16I'll kill you.
09:17I'll kill you.
09:18I'll kill you.
09:20I'll kill you.
09:22Come here.
09:23I'm sorry, sir.
09:24I didn't see you.
09:26If you didn't see me
09:27then how did you hit
09:28me right under my eye?
09:29No, no, no.
09:30I was hitting him.
09:31Who?
09:32Him.
09:33This poor dumbass?
09:35Come here.
09:37Now I'll show you
09:38what I can do.
09:39Wait.
09:40Hold this.
09:41Hold this.
09:42Now you hit him.
09:43I'll hit him.
09:45Listen.
09:46You should hit him
09:47right here.
09:48I'm your brother.
09:49Hit him.
09:50Hit him.
09:51I'll hit him.
09:52Come here.
09:53Hit him.