karina kapooor
kisses
kisses
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00:01Do you have a dog at home?
00:05No. Sorry about the mess.
00:09That would be really nice. Thank you. Thank you very much.
00:13Hi.
00:14Hi.
00:15Mother, Kabir. Kabir's mother.
00:17Hi, Kabir.
00:19Are you his mother?
00:21Are you married?
00:22If you had said yes, we would have changed the plan and run away.
00:24Hello. You are flirting with older women than yourself.
00:27Excuse me.
00:28Where are the older women?
00:31How old are you, brother?
00:33Mom, we share the same birthday. But he's 1988.
00:37Oh. He's flirting with you.
00:39Not flirting. Full circle.
00:42He wants to marry me.
00:45Kabir, why do you want to commit suicide?
00:48Be single. Be happy.
00:50Do something with your life.
00:52Life is too short.
00:54Why do you want to waste it by being someone's husband?
00:57Actually, mom. Not husband.
01:00He wants to be my wife.
01:14Interesting.
01:15So, you'll eat for free?
01:18You women think like men.
01:20And then you call us MCs.
01:21No, no.
01:22I mean, if Kia was your son, he would have brought a girl home.
01:25Who wants to get married, become a housewife and stay at home.
01:27You would have asked the same question.
01:29Point.
01:31But I would have asked the same question.
01:38My daughter really loves you.
01:40Wow, mom.
01:42You're Sherlock Holmes.
01:43You're not getting it.
01:45What I mean is, when we women love men,
01:48foolish men think that we only love them.
01:51But we love them, their job, their position, financial security,
01:55the whole package deal.
01:57But you have nothing else to love other than yourself.
02:02You won't even take your father's money.
02:04I mean, she really loves you for you.
02:07I mean, you definitely have something special.
02:11Oh, you were praising me.
02:13I got confused for a second.
02:15But, you're okay with this or not okay with this?
02:19Sex is done.
02:21Important before commitment.
02:24I'm very excited.
02:26Kia April 15, Kabir April 15,
02:29Kia vets Kabir also April 15.
02:32Titanic sank April 15.
02:33You won't be able to forget the date.
02:36Dad, Kia. Kia, dad.
02:38Hello.
02:39Sir, it's an honor meeting you.
02:40It's only my honor, son.
02:42It's the first time I'm introducing you to a friend.
02:45Please sit.
02:46What will you have?
02:48No, nothing. I'm fine. Thank you.
02:50We're getting married.
02:59What do you do, son?
03:01I work at…
03:02Driver, peon, liftman, watchman, anything.
03:06First, get her a job and then do whatever you want with her.
03:10How will she take care of you?
03:12Like your mother did.
03:14Have you gone mad?
03:15You want to live on a woman's earnings?
03:17You're a man.
03:19If you've forgotten, go inside and check once.
03:22If you don't want to do anything for the rest of your life,
03:24then die alone.
03:26I'm tolerating it.
03:27It's my bad luck.
03:29Why are you going to ruin another life?
03:31A woman is a man's responsibility.
03:34You should take care of her.
03:35You should protect her.
03:36You should fulfill all her needs.
03:38When a man becomes a woman's responsibility
03:40and lives as her son-in-law,
03:42people call him a non-man.
03:43If you're a non-man, then stay here quietly.
03:45Why are you broadcasting this shamelessness?
03:48Mr. Bansal,
03:50I'm really proud of your daughter today.
03:53Even after being born into such a family, she's like this.
03:56If he had taken over your business
03:57and made you proud in society,
03:59he would have been a man for you.
04:02But for a woman,
04:03a man is someone
04:05who knows that he's a man.
04:07Not someone who has less faith in their underwear
04:10and has to scream and tell the world
04:13that he's a man.
04:17Today, I consider myself the luckiest woman in the world.
04:21Because I have a real man with me.
04:24I wish you could learn something from your son.
04:32Just a minute.
04:37I didn't buy it with my father's money.
04:38My uncle gave it to me as a gift.
04:39I'll heat up some tea.
04:45You've been doing your duty so seriously since the first day.
04:49If I don't impress my wife with my service,
04:51she'll kick me out of the house.
04:56I don't drink tea.
04:57Then what do you drink in the morning?
04:59Apart from a single malt?
05:01Coffee.
05:03Black, white, filter or instant?
05:05Black, white, filter or instant?
05:08I'm already very impressed.
05:10You relax, I'll make it.
05:12Black, white, filter or instant?
05:15Black, filter.
05:18Did you clean up?
05:20No, I opened the window,
05:21the wind blew,
05:22so I cleaned up.
05:23I'm your brother,
05:24I'll be back at 12.
05:25Women are not allowed in the kitchen.
05:27Hey, this is my kitchen.
05:29Coffee.
05:31And your coffee?
05:32Tea, tea.
05:33We had a party, we jogged, we showered.
05:38Look, we've done the veneration.
05:41How's the coffee?
05:45Nice, nice.
05:47Brilliant.
05:48Good, good.
05:50All the in-laws at home
05:51request that they always speak the truth to each other.
05:54This keeps the family happy and peaceful.
05:58There's too much milk.
05:59Too little.
06:00Good, good.
06:01Feedback improves.
06:02I'm a tea seller, I've made coffee for the first time.
06:05How did you hide such a big thing from me?
06:07If I knew you couldn't make coffee,
06:09I would never have agreed to this relationship.
06:12Mom, we have been cheated.
06:14Please forgive me.
06:15I won't repeat this mistake again.
06:17Breakfast?
06:18Omelette, scrambled, half-fried, French toast?
06:19We don't have breakfast.
06:20Just coffee.
06:21That's why it's acidity.
06:22Omelette, scrambled, half-fried, French toast?
06:24Jelly, salad, hygiene?
06:25Jelly, salad, hygiene?
06:28Aloo paratha, gobi paratha,
06:30hot puris?
06:31Can't you make them?
06:32I was starving till today.
06:33Go, I'll throw them away.
06:34Eat quietly.
06:35Okay.
06:37Omelette.
06:38But fluffy, huh?
06:39It should be.
06:40Just like in those French recipe books.
06:42Mom, for you.
06:49Not bad.
06:50What do you know about good and bad?
06:52It's your first breakfast.
06:56Eat something, huh?
06:57I already ate.
06:59But you for a day?
07:00Listen,
07:02at night,
07:04come home late.
07:05No hurry.
07:08What kind of a husband are you?
07:10You don't feel ashamed
07:11to send a helpless woman
07:12to the cruel world
07:13to earn a living.
07:16And where's your Mangalsutra?
07:25Get lost.
07:35Hi, baby.
07:36Why did you wake me up?
07:37You could have taken
07:38another key from the reception.
07:41Sorry.
07:43Come, let's go to sleep.
07:45Why so late?
07:48Michael is a global marketing consultant
07:49for our company.
07:51He's from New York.
07:52So he's chatting about
07:53key marketing issues.
07:54Very interesting chap, huh?
08:01Sorry, man.
08:02How could you wake up
08:03in the middle of the night?
08:05I'm sitting right here.
08:06I even had breakfast with him.
08:08Hey, hello.
08:09Just watch it, huh?
08:11I was just watching, Kia.
08:13I'm just a toy boy.
08:14I'm living on your mercy.
08:15What can I do except watch?
08:17What? Living on mercy?
08:20Fool.
08:21We chose this life.
08:22No one forced us.
08:24And I thought we were
08:25above all this crap, yeah?
08:26You didn't even introduce me.
08:28You made me run away.
08:30I forgot.
08:31You're in the same business
08:32where anything you do
08:33is okay to move forward.
08:34So go. Go, go, go.
08:35Sleep with him.
08:36You'll get an American posting.
08:38Who dare you speak to me
08:39like this?
08:40You piece of shit.
08:41You're just another cheap man
08:42who's pretending
08:43to be an evolving man.
08:45You showed it to your husband,
08:46didn't you?
08:47You showed it to him.
08:48You talked to him
08:49and this is what you think of me?
08:50I hate you.
08:51I hate you.
08:52You're a foreigner,
08:53that's why you're so complex.
08:56How dare you?
08:58Yes, I'm a woman.
08:59Yes, I'm in the business.
09:00But no.
09:01I don't need to sleep
09:02with anyone to move forward.
09:22American burning
09:24is good for India's health.
09:28Next time we'll try
09:29Italian burning.
09:35You've become an overnight star.
09:37Did you see the interview?
09:38They gave you so much publicity.
09:40Me?
09:41I was praising myself.
09:43Anyway, you know
09:44I'm a woman.
09:46I'm a woman.
09:47I'm a woman.
09:48I'm a woman.
09:49I'm a woman.
09:50Anyway, you looked hot.
09:52It was about your reputation.
09:53I did the make-up and lighting myself.
10:08But...
10:09But...
10:10What did you mean
10:11by the condition of the house
10:12before you came?
10:13Did we live in a gutter before this?
10:15That was a joke.
10:16A real joke.
10:21And...
10:22And...
10:23What was that?
10:24She's proving
10:25that she's no less than a car.
10:26Something something.
10:28That was a compliment.
10:30Oh, really?
10:31What do you think?
10:32That the purpose of my life
10:33is to tell everyone
10:34that I'm no less than a man?
10:35No less than a man?
10:37I'm not proving anything to anyone, okay?
10:39I just want to be the best
10:40at what I do.
10:44Even in praise,
10:45she finds fault.
10:46With the keys.
10:47You said something?
10:50Yeah.