مسلسل محافظة مسامير 2 الحلقة 6 الأخيرة
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00:00Thank you all for coming despite the short notice.
00:27My name is Colonizer Whiteman.
00:32I am here today to represent Mutlaq al-Feesh.
00:38He lived the past 35 years of his life in the UK.
00:46Mutlaq passed away last week.
00:50Being his legal representative, I was entrusted to fulfill the only demand he left in his will.
00:56To find a suitable husband for his daughter, Al-Jowhara.
01:08So may the one who feels worthy step forward please.
01:23Not that you care because you're all men of substance, but it is imperative to mention that Al-Jowhara is the only heir for her father's fortune estimated at 10 billion British pounds.
01:33With assets spanning Hortails in the Bahamas, stocks in Lockheed Martin, Berkshire Hathaway, and Nintendo.
01:41Ladies and gentlemen, there is a solution.
02:02And Al-Jowhara goes to 173.
02:21Oh dear.
02:27Yes, yes, absolutely.
02:32No bloody hell, no!
02:34Yes.
02:36Very good.
02:43Good news, gentlemen.
02:45I've just spoke to Al-Jowhara's office and she decided to give you both a chance.
02:52Now, you have two options.
02:55The first is to fight to death in the pit of honour.
03:01And the second option?
03:02That you both participate in three tests.
03:12Well, having lived her entire life at Oxford, though definitely she wants to marry a fine Arabian stud, Al-Jowhara has, well, let's say, certain trepidations.
03:26She would like to know that her future husband is open-minded enough to accommodate her lifestyle.
03:51Well, it depends.
03:53How many layers of that big onion of yours are you willing to peel for 10 billion British pounds?
04:24Gentlemen, please feel comfortable as the first test commences.
04:43Al-Jowhara will be reviewing recordings of these tests to help her decide.
04:53For the first test, we would like you both to open the box on your desk.
05:04Gentlemen, I would like you to use the cream on your face.
05:12The cream you have just splattered all over your faces is hair removal cream.
05:39In approximately three minutes, your faces will be as smooth as a baby's bottom.
05:51Remove the cream and you will lose the round.
06:09Gentlemen, we are preparing a feast in your honor.
06:24Bon Appetit.
06:39I think he's upset.
06:43I tried to help him, but he refused.
06:49I've been lying to him since the day he was born.
07:39Gentlemen, I would like you to reach for the paper bag underneath your seat.
08:07Yes, just like the airplanes.
08:09Now, for the test.
08:11The meal you just devoured is British Loaf.
08:15Originally bred in the southwest of England with long and large frame,
08:21the British Loaf provides lean, tasty pork meat.
08:25The test is done.
08:27Pork!
08:29I don't know what he's talking about.
08:31The test is to keep the British Loaf in your tummy.
08:37Vomit and you lose the round.
08:39Good speed, gentlemen.
08:41Ugh, what is this?
08:43I'm so full.
08:45It's not enough for me.
08:47It's all over.
08:49I can't eat anymore.
08:51I ate rice with him.
08:53What a shame!
08:55What a shame!
08:56This is the property of the orphan, not the right one.
08:58This is alcohol.
08:59This is not a drink,
09:01I mean, a Muslim can sit in it and repent,
09:02and God is Forgiving and Merciful.
09:04As for the saying that you are a pig,
09:05that you sit in my blood and carry it.
09:07For this test,
09:09each one of you will enter his designated room.
09:13These cameras will be waiting for you
09:15when you come out of the room after finishing the test.
09:21Feel free to check the room
09:29to make sure there are no means for peep-holing or sneak-peeking.
09:34What does he say?
09:35He says, check the room.
09:36There are no openings, and no one can see you.
09:39Man, there is only silence and my fridge.
09:43It's locked.
09:45Now, please take off your clothes.
09:47Huh?
09:48It's okay, leave it to me.
09:50Fully undressed.
09:52But naked.
09:53Yes, but naked.
09:54Oh, Salim.
09:56He's not a man.
09:58He's a man, he's honest.
10:00He's out of his mind.
10:02He's out of his mind.
10:03Jacob, he lost.
10:05Well, you do have the right to forfeit the game,
10:08and the winner shall be Juffer.
10:10Congrats, Juffer, for a job measly done.
10:13So, you can wear your coat now?
10:16Not just yet.
10:18Why?
10:18Because I'm not going to win with it.
10:20Yeah, I'm not going to win with it.
10:21I like it.
10:22I'm impressed.
10:24Very good.
10:26The fridge is now unlocked.
10:29Pick your clothes and put it inside.
10:33Good.
10:34Now, take the prime T-bone steak and shot the fridge.
10:39I would like you to start rubbing your body with the steak.
10:45Two males going all in to mate with a female.
10:49Humanity at its essence.
10:52I love it.
10:55That should do it.
10:58That's enough.
11:00And now for the test.
11:04Whoever wears this delicate piece of clothing
11:07and walks out the door wins the round.
11:12What?
11:18I would assume that both of you are familiar
11:21with the ferocity of the Arabian lynx.
11:37Just wear the spino and leave, gentlemen.
11:41Do the open-minded thing.
11:44Resistance is futile.
12:01Though you should have won the round,
12:04your opponent shocked us all by doing the ultimate act of open-mindedness.
12:12I'm going to kill you.
12:14No!
12:15No, for heaven's sake, no!
12:18Of course not!
12:20Yes.
12:21No, bloody hell, no!
12:24Goodbye!
12:27It seems that we have quite the dilemma here, gentlemen.
12:31You both tied two to two.
12:33Now, I just spoke to Al-Juhara's office.
12:36She agreed to grant you both an extra final test.
12:40But after deliberate reviewing of your performance,
12:43she came to the conclusion that you both are equally close-minded.
12:48And so, in order to nudge you a little bit forward,
12:51we've decided to introduce a third contender.
13:01I'm too messy.
13:09Welcome, Mr. Al-Juhara.
13:11Question, is the dead man's grave still on the table?
13:15No.
13:16Oh, God forbid.
13:21I hope you enjoyed your beet juice.
13:23Can anyone tell me what are the health benefits of beet juice?
13:26It's a sweetener.
13:28It helps to reduce blood pressure.
13:30Very good, Munir.
13:32Now, from this line in front of you, you will choose a person.
13:36The purpose of this test is to measure your openness
13:39towards people from different creeds, backgrounds, and beliefs.
13:44Munir will be the first to choose,
13:46followed by Jafar, and then Mani.
13:49Good luck.
14:07Good luck.
14:21Excellent choice, Munir.
14:37The three ladies you have chosen to listen to
14:40are renowned radical feminists.
14:43Your goal is just to sit there and listen.
14:46The one who achieves the lowest blood pressure is the winner.
15:07Of course, we've seen a lot of cases like this.
15:09A person raises his blood pressure,
15:11then goes into a coma.
15:13God help us, it could go on for years.
15:19Look, your entrance to any channel will be exposed.
15:24It didn't affect me.
15:27She has a lot of masculine ideas.
15:31Misogynistic to the core.
15:37Beep.
15:44Beep.
15:57Cough.
16:01I'm going to die, Mani.
16:07Beep.
16:09Beep.
16:33You were in a coma for 25 years.
16:36To put it simply,
16:38the world has become a wormhole.
16:40The leftists are not radicals.
16:43The rightists are in control of the world now.
16:46The world that has no place for you anymore.
16:50I'm sorry, I had a trigger.
16:54Too much testosterone in this place.
16:58Anyway,
17:00you have two choices.
17:03Either you take the drug that will make you
17:06chemically immune to death,
17:09or you kill yourself with it.
17:15What will you choose?
17:23I'll go back to the long rope because it's long.
17:26What?
17:28I'll go back to the long rope because it's long.
17:30I'll go back to the long rope because it's long.
17:46Bravo.
17:48Congratulations.
17:50Are you one of them?
17:52No, I'm not one of them.
17:54Congratulations.
17:56What?
17:59You are successfully participating
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18:13What are you talking about?
18:15Oh, you sad man.
18:17There is no what.
18:19What do you mean?
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18:25What did he say?
18:27Sell us.
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