The Chiefs are Inevitable

Kansas City just seems to win, it's what they do.

Transcript

00:00Thinking about this segment, thinking about Kansas City,

00:04and I mean this with all sincerity,

00:06I think that now in 2024,

00:09it's actually probably true like last year,

00:11maybe even like 2022 also,

00:14I think the laziest thing across any medium

00:18that anyone that talks into a microphone,

00:21is on TV, does radio, or writes,

00:24you do content for a living.

00:26The laziest thing that you can do

00:29as a content creator is comparing someone

00:34or something to Thanos from the Marvel movies.

00:39So please, kindly, forgive me when I say

00:43that the 2024 Kansas City Chiefs are Thanos

00:46because the 2024 Kansas City Chiefs are inevitable.

00:48It just kind of is what it is.

00:49Like, I'm sorry, it's really lazy.

00:51Everyone says it.

00:52Also, it's true.

00:54The difference though, in movies,

00:58sometimes the good guys win.

00:59Good guys can come back and win.

01:03I've seen Endgame a couple of times.

01:05Great movie.

01:06I still don't know how they were able to come back,

01:10with like the rat was in whatever,

01:12like it tripped on something and Ant-Man came back.

01:14Something, some inexplicable plot device

01:16to make it so Thanos could lose at the end of Endgame.

01:19Sorry if I spoiled that for you, everybody.

01:21Movie came out like a decade ago.

01:23Good guys can win in the movies, right?

01:25The good guys often do win in the movies.

01:28But in real life, a lot of times the bad guys just win.

01:33Sometimes it's the team that wins every single year

01:38that just wins again.

01:40We just watched Brady and Belichick do it for two decades

01:44with the New England Patriots.

01:46And for Kansas City, no Rasheed Rice,

01:49no Hollywood Brown, no Isaiah Pacheco,

01:52no fricking problem.