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00:00:00There are two solutions.
00:00:02Either the bird disappears, which is really hard,
00:00:05or the corpse disappears.
00:00:07What do you mean?
00:00:08This week, we're going to bury it.
00:00:11Here they are! Here they are!
00:00:13We found them!
00:00:14Should we put them in the box?
00:00:16Sister Kramazov was right.
00:00:18But it was up to here.
00:00:20Now you'll see what will happen.
00:00:21Like glue in the world.
00:00:23Oh my God! Oh my God!
00:00:26What are we doing?
00:00:27Even now,
00:00:29after so many years of death,
00:00:31my mother-in-law is still torturing me.
00:00:34Was she that bad?
00:00:35Oh, you can't imagine how bad she was.
00:00:38She was grumbling.
00:00:39She was lying to me, to my husband.
00:00:41Bad.
00:00:42A dog.
00:00:43Can you imagine?
00:00:44One day, outside the church,
00:00:46a beggar barked.
00:00:49So harsh?
00:00:50Oh, Chigouna! Chigouna!
00:00:52Oh my God, you can't imagine how bad Chigouna was.
00:00:55My mother-in-law was unbelievable.
00:00:57She sent him on a shitter.
00:00:59She was jealous of him.
00:01:02I can't believe it.
00:01:04She had three kids,
00:01:05each one from a different family.
00:01:08She was a whore.
00:01:10They didn't catch her with her name on the stamp.
00:01:13And with the stationmaster.
00:01:15Where did they catch her?
00:01:16On the stamp.
00:01:17She was already a Christian.
00:01:18She went to the stamp once.
00:01:20She didn't get the title.
00:01:21She didn't want the second one.
00:01:23That's how she liked it.
00:01:25And with the mayor.
00:01:26That's how she went again.
00:01:28She liked it.
00:01:29She was a whore and a whore.
00:01:42Open the door.
00:01:56Open the door.
00:02:02What happened? Aren't you coming?
00:02:04Go on your own.
00:02:05I'm getting hot.
00:02:06Do you have a lighter?
00:02:07No, I don't.
00:02:08Do you have a lighter?
00:02:09What are you saying?
00:02:10Put it in.
00:02:11Put it in.
00:02:15Where are you going?
00:02:16Leave the door half open.
00:02:26Don't close it.
00:02:27Why? Where's Alexis?
00:02:29Alexis stayed in the car for a while.
00:02:31She got a fever.
00:02:32She's coming.
00:02:36Put it in the closet for now.
00:02:38Good evening, girls.
00:02:41Sisters?
00:02:42Why did you come out when you saw a sister?
00:02:44There are only sisters in here.
00:02:46What are you doing here, sister?
00:02:47I'm watching you.
00:02:48Why?
00:02:49Lumpago fell, sister Karamazov.
00:02:51Karamazov fell and you couldn't follow your nightmares.
00:02:55So she asked me to do it.
00:02:57After dinner I gave her a strong painkiller.
00:03:00I put her to sleep and I followed you.
00:03:03Why?
00:03:04Don't you know?
00:03:05No.
00:03:06What's this?
00:03:08A box.
00:03:09What's in this box?
00:03:10It's empty.
00:03:11Did you go to the forest in the middle of the night to bring an empty box?
00:03:14How do you know we went to the forest?
00:03:16Let's say intuition.
00:03:18So tell me, what did you do in the forest?
00:03:20We went for mushrooms.
00:03:22With the bags?
00:03:23Yes, there were a lot of big mushrooms.
00:03:26Let me see them.
00:03:27Sister, please go to your cell to sleep.
00:03:30Orders from elsewhere, do you understand, doll?
00:03:32How can you talk to me like that? Be careful. I'm a teacher too.
00:03:35If I tell you that I write you, teacher, you will be offended.
00:03:38You are a tycoon.
00:03:39Open the box.
00:03:41Open it.
00:03:42Open the box, open it, open it.
00:03:44Come on, come on, come on.
00:03:46Here they are.
00:03:48Human bones.
00:03:50I understood it well.
00:03:52Who do these bones belong to?
00:04:48You didn't hear the question.
00:04:50Who do these bones belong to?
00:04:52Nice.
00:04:53I didn't mean to confess, but as things turned out, I have to talk.
00:04:58Will you tell me who the bones belong to?
00:05:00Of course.
00:05:01I have to tell you who the bones belong to.
00:05:03I'm listening.
00:05:04Janet, my only love, why are you leaving so hastily again?
00:05:07Don't torture me anymore, Soto.
00:05:09You know you shouldn't. I'm married.
00:05:12I've been with many women in my life.
00:05:14I've been with many women in my life.
00:05:16More than 5,000.
00:05:18I've never felt like this.
00:05:20Every time you leave, I think you're leaving forever.
00:05:23And I feel the same.
00:05:25But be patient, because I have a husband and children.
00:05:28You're going to break up with him, asshole.
00:05:30Don't torture me anymore.
00:05:33Janet, don't leave.
00:05:35Janet!
00:05:36Goodbye.
00:05:41Jimmy!
00:05:42Jimmy!
00:05:43Come in, asshole!
00:05:47You've lost your voice, my dear.
00:05:49Speak.
00:05:50Who do the bones belong to?
00:05:52To a saint.
00:05:53Which saint?
00:05:54Saint Calendula.
00:05:56To whom?
00:05:57To Saint Calendula, Sister Tzavara.
00:05:59Her great grace.
00:06:01Is there such a saint?
00:06:02Of course there is such a saint.
00:06:04I have her very much.
00:06:07I pray for her all the time.
00:06:09Me too, every day.
00:06:10One week ago, I saw her in my sleep.
00:06:14Saint Calendula?
00:06:15Yes.
00:06:16Tina Turner, Saint Calendula.
00:06:18How do you know she was Saint Calendula?
00:06:21She came to my sleep and introduced herself to me.
00:06:23She said, I'm Saint Calendula.
00:06:26Come and find me.
00:06:27Oh, my God!
00:06:29Where can I find her?
00:06:31That's what I asked her.
00:06:32Where can I find you?
00:06:34And she disappeared.
00:06:36The next night, she came to my sleep again.
00:06:39She said, I'm Saint Calendula.
00:06:41Come and find me.
00:06:42Where can I find you?
00:06:44And she disappeared.
00:06:46Exactly.
00:06:47The next night, I fell asleep.
00:06:49And the moment you fell asleep, Saint Calendula came.
00:06:51She said, come and find me.
00:06:54Oh, my God!
00:06:55You've surprised me.
00:06:56Come and find me.
00:06:58Where can I find you?
00:06:59And she disappeared.
00:07:00I'm not lying to you.
00:07:01I was a bit confused.
00:07:03Of course.
00:07:04A few minutes later,
00:07:05I received a message on my cell phone.
00:07:07I opened it.
00:07:08And what did I see?
00:07:09Saint Calendula.
00:07:10She had sent me a message
00:07:11from Google Maps.
00:07:12Where exactly should I look
00:07:13to find the Saint Calendula in the forest?
00:07:15Koufos.
00:07:16God, Koufos.
00:07:17And then,
00:07:18I told my friend Alexis,
00:07:20and we went today
00:07:21to the place that Saint Calendula had shown us
00:07:24and we dug and we found the Saint Calendula.
00:07:30Yes?
00:07:31It's me, boss.
00:07:32Come in.
00:07:35What happened, boss?
00:07:36What happened?
00:07:37She left again.
00:07:39Did you go to him?
00:07:41Should I go and bring her back?
00:07:43No, of course not.
00:07:45Should I put a double whiskey on you?
00:07:47Should I drink it?
00:07:48Should I put Vasilis Terlenka on you?
00:07:50Look at the echo system.
00:07:51Do you feel sick, boss?
00:07:53I want something else.
00:07:55What thing, boss?
00:07:57To get rid of Varonos.
00:07:59I can't share her anymore.
00:08:02Varonos must die.
00:08:05The Monastery of Saint Calendula is on Google Maps.
00:08:08This is a miracle.
00:08:10Yes, Saint Calendula was always a miracle worker.
00:08:13And how come I haven't heard of her?
00:08:15I don't know.
00:08:16She was very famous.
00:08:17She lived in Alexandria in the 3rd century AD.
00:08:20She was beautiful and very smart.
00:08:22She studied mathematics, astronomy,
00:08:25calligraphy and accounting.
00:08:27So, she was great?
00:08:30Especially in accounting?
00:08:31Very.
00:08:32That's why the people of Alexandria were jealous of her.
00:08:34Because she was a doll.
00:08:36And she was in love with the mighty,
00:08:39rich Gaius Tiberius Grothus.
00:08:42But because she was very ungrateful,
00:08:44he didn't like her.
00:08:46Yes, they had a platonic relationship
00:08:48with Gaius Tiberius Grothus.
00:08:50Really?
00:08:51Yes.
00:08:52Saint Calendula died a virgin.
00:08:54Yes, and apart from morality,
00:08:56she was also merciful.
00:08:57Bravo to her.
00:08:58She spent all her fortune on agriculture.
00:09:01She organized meetings for the poor.
00:09:03Where she cooked herself.
00:09:05That's why everyone loved her.
00:09:06But those who were jealous of her,
00:09:08went to the Lugres
00:09:10and told Grothus
00:09:12that he was not a Christian
00:09:14and that he was performing black magic rituals.
00:09:17And Grothus believed it?
00:09:19Yes, because he was a virgin.
00:09:21It can be seen from his name.
00:09:22Grothus.
00:09:23He believed all the lies and devils.
00:09:26And one drunk night, he went to kill her.
00:09:30One drunk night, he went to kill her.
00:09:34Get up, Papia. Get up, Chyna.
00:09:36Get up, Neranzia.
00:09:38Where can Calendula get up?
00:09:40She was dead.
00:09:42Oh, what a pity.
00:09:44That's why she was a saint.
00:09:46Yes, but from what you tell me,
00:09:48Saint Calendula died in Alexandria.
00:09:50How were her bones found in our lands?
00:09:52How were they found?
00:09:54Yes, how?
00:09:55Ah, and that's why there is an explanation.
00:09:58How is there an explanation?
00:10:00We will find it.
00:10:02Will you find it?
00:10:03She will remember it.
00:10:05Oh, yes.
00:10:06Now I remember.
00:10:08Listen to how the bones got here.
00:10:12What if I cut his legs off?
00:10:14What are you talking about?
00:10:16The police will find it right away.
00:10:18We have to find something else.
00:10:20I found it.
00:10:21I saw it in the movie,
00:10:23the consumable number 10,
00:10:24with Dolph Lundgren,
00:10:26they put a drop of arsenic in his coffee every day
00:10:31and in two months he died.
00:10:33And where can we find arsenic?
00:10:35Do they sell it as a medicine with a prescription?
00:10:37And where can we find a doctor to prescribe such a medicine?
00:10:39Here it is.
00:10:40Where did Dolph Lundgren find it?
00:10:42He has it at home.
00:10:43Do you have arsenic at home?
00:10:45And tell me, we found a bottle of arsenic.
00:10:47Who will put it in his coffee?
00:10:48Do they weigh it every morning?
00:10:49Will you go there with this sack?
00:10:51Will you throw it?
00:10:52Then what are we waiting for, girls?
00:10:54Let's go to the Holy Lipsana, to the Holy Bank, to the temple.
00:10:57Why are you keeping them here?
00:10:59Go and rest, sisters.
00:11:01Let's sit here for a while to rest
00:11:03and then we'll go to the Holy Lipsana, to the temple.
00:11:05Good night, sisters.
00:11:07May the blessing of the Holy Calendula be with you.
00:11:09Likewise, sister Katsimicha.
00:11:24What are we going to do? Are we going straight to the temple?
00:11:36Yes, temporarily, and then we'll see.
00:11:38But it's not the Holy Lipsana.
00:11:39Are you crazy? Are you a detail?
00:11:41But it's not right.
00:11:43My child, let me tell you something.
00:11:45For a while, until the matter is forgotten.
00:11:47Then we'll see what we'll do.
00:11:54Good evening, Mr. Alexis.
00:11:56Aren't you sleeping, sister?
00:11:58I was in the cell of sister Katsamba.
00:12:00Where?
00:12:01In the cell of sister Katsamba.
00:12:02They have the hostas inside.
00:12:03What hostas?
00:12:04The hostas you found in the forest.
00:12:06Do you know about the hostas?
00:12:08They told me everything.
00:12:09So?
00:12:10Did they stab you in the chest?
00:12:12I pushed them a little.
00:12:13And they took them out of the oven?
00:12:15At first I didn't believe them.
00:12:17But then, when I heard the whole story, I changed my mind.
00:12:20And to tell the truth, I was moved by her story.
00:12:23What's the story?
00:12:24What are you asking?
00:12:25Who do the hostas belong to?
00:12:27To this holy woman?
00:12:29Not a saint.
00:12:30Wasn't she a saint?
00:12:31What do you mean, a saint?
00:12:33She was a dog.
00:12:34A gypsy.
00:12:35A whore.
00:12:36A whore.
00:12:37What do you mean, a whore?
00:12:39She gave all her money to the poor.
00:12:41The old witch.
00:12:43Wasn't she merciful?
00:12:44What do you mean merciful?
00:12:46Once, outside the church,
00:12:49a beggar snatched her.
00:12:53A beggar snatched her?
00:12:54Yes.
00:12:55My brothers didn't tell me that.
00:12:57Because they don't know.
00:12:59Do you know?
00:13:00Both inside and outside.
00:13:02Let's look for something else.
00:13:03In the movie, The Consumable, number 11,
00:13:05Dolph Lundgren put a poisonous tarantula in someone's bed.
00:13:10Tarantula? Where do they sell them?
00:13:11Everywhere.
00:13:12In Mexico, Costa Rica, Uruguay.
00:13:14What are you talking about?
00:13:15Tell me I went to Uruguay and I sold the tarantula.
00:13:18How will I get to the airport?
00:13:20Won't they find it for me?
00:13:21But my brothers told me that she organized meetings for the poor
00:13:24and cooked herself.
00:13:25Well, she didn't cook for the poor.
00:13:28She cooked for the poor.
00:13:30The unmerciful.
00:13:31The unmerciful saint.
00:13:33Ah!
00:13:34She says she's a whore.
00:13:35The whores died and she came out.
00:13:37My child, what are you saying?
00:13:39I'm saying the pain.
00:13:41Did you hear that?
00:13:42A whore.
00:13:43Not a whore.
00:13:45Didn't she die a virgin?
00:13:46A virgin?
00:13:47Yes, but her husband had a platonic relationship.
00:13:50Who says that?
00:13:51Who says that?
00:13:52I'm confused now.
00:13:53She had three kids.
00:13:55With a different boyfriend and all three of them.
00:13:58At the drugstore number 12,
00:14:00Dolph Lundgren...
00:14:01Leave the dialogue alone.
00:14:02And that Lundgren over there.
00:14:03Are you crazy?
00:14:04I want you to think of something else.
00:14:05Out of the blue.
00:14:06Do you have anything to say to me?
00:14:07I haven't killed that many people, boss.
00:14:09I haven't thrown a single bullet.
00:14:11Not a single bullet.
00:14:12That's why I watch movies.
00:14:13To train.
00:14:15Her husband used to dress her like that.
00:14:18Didn't they catch her with the name tag?
00:14:21To have sex?
00:14:22No, to play with her butt.
00:14:25The whole town had sex with her butt.
00:14:28Didn't they catch her with the mayor's tag?
00:14:31Didn't they catch her with the station's tag?
00:14:34Didn't they catch her with the doctor's tag?
00:14:36With this tag?
00:14:37No, with the doctor's tag at the hospital.
00:14:39He wasn't a smart doctor.
00:14:41He had three tags.
00:14:42He gave birth to two patients.
00:14:44He took them to the hospital and threw him out.
00:14:46But he was a monster.
00:14:48How did the church make him a saint?
00:14:50Who made him a saint?
00:14:52The church.
00:14:53Alexis.
00:14:54What are you doing here?
00:14:56Sisters, I'm glad you came.
00:14:58Because Mrs. Alexis is telling me all kinds of things.
00:15:01What are you saying, Alexis?
00:15:02You're confusing her.
00:15:03The truth.
00:15:04She told me about the saint.
00:15:05That he had three children.
00:15:06From three different wives.
00:15:08What are you saying, baby, about Saint Calendula?
00:15:10Who?
00:15:11Saint Calendula.
00:15:13Saint Calendula.
00:15:15Yes.
00:15:16To whom do they belong?
00:15:18To Saint Calendula.
00:15:22Is Saint Calendula in the box?
00:15:25Who's in the box?
00:15:28Your mother-in-law?
00:15:30Do you hear now that it's Saint Calendula?
00:15:33No, no, I knew it.
00:15:35It doesn't seem like it.
00:15:37Yes, because she gets confused sometimes.
00:15:39She's a little silly.
00:15:42The truth is that I kicked her.
00:15:46Good, good.
00:15:47So, good night, good evening.
00:15:49You're very tired.
00:15:50Go to bed and rest.
00:15:52Go to Filtati, my dear sister.
00:15:55She should rest too.
00:15:56And we should go to the temple.
00:15:59Good night, sisters.
00:16:01Good night.
00:16:02Good night.
00:16:03Good night.
00:16:04May the blessing of Saint Calendula fall on your head.
00:16:11My dear friend Jeanette.
00:16:13How much do you try with this illegal love?
00:16:16Oh, my dear friend Tanya.
00:16:18I'm so glad you understand me.
00:16:20The bird is attractive.
00:16:23It changed my perception of life.
00:16:25It renewed my senses.
00:16:27But slowly it becomes very dangerous.
00:16:30Because it wants me exclusively for them.
00:16:32And I say to it, my Christian, my husband.
00:16:35It doesn't matter to me.
00:16:36It turns to the side and flutters.
00:16:38And it flutters hard, my dear Jeanette.
00:16:40It's like a tractor.
00:16:41Why don't you try Greek movies?
00:16:43I've heard they're very effective.
00:16:45We tried them, but they gave him an allergy.
00:16:47Pity.
00:16:48Anyway, what were we saying?
00:16:50How attractive the bird is.
00:16:52Yes, but it's very jealous.
00:16:54That means it loves you, my dear Jeanette.
00:16:56Yes, but it needs me to separate the burden and marry it.
00:17:00So it can sleep and wake up with me next to it.
00:17:03Oh, how romantic.
00:17:05It wants me exclusively for it.
00:17:07But what do all men do crazy about me?
00:17:09Your unparalleled beauty, Jeanette.
00:17:11Yes, but this beauty has been ruined.
00:17:14I understand you.
00:17:15I'm also a little attracted to my own beauty.
00:17:18Well, we're not the same beautiful.
00:17:20Don't take it personally.
00:17:22You're just happy.
00:17:24I'm a goddess.
00:17:25Just happy with such feet?
00:17:27With such lips?
00:17:28With such eyes?
00:17:30You can't be a second.
00:17:32A simple, humble bouzouki.
00:17:34I'm Jeanette of Sevastou.
00:17:36The most aristocratic lady of Paparia.
00:17:38I'm so pissed off,
00:17:40that I want to be more beautiful.
00:17:42But what can I do?
00:17:43I'm on a secret mission, I told the law,
00:17:45and I can't speak.
00:17:47You got it, Tania.
00:17:49Come on, don't get angry, my dear Jeanette.
00:17:51Everyone knows you're the most beautiful woman in Paparia.
00:17:54Now you're right.
00:17:56Mrs. Jeanette, Mrs. Jeanette, Mrs. Jeanette.
00:17:59Am I bothering you?
00:18:00You're only bothering me when I see you.
00:18:02Anyway, what the hell did you come here to tell me again?
00:18:04The gardener in the garden has changed Mrs. Jeanette.
00:18:07Don't you remember what you told him to put the tulips,
00:18:09where to put the violets, and where to put the jasmines?
00:18:11Oh my God, I've explained it to him 40 times.
00:18:14This lower person is a dimwit.
00:18:17Can you come to the garden and explain it to him again?
00:18:20Come, what can I do?
00:18:21I'm sorry, my dear Tania.
00:18:23I'm going to the garden for a while.
00:18:25What are we, rich people, doing?
00:18:27Do your job, my dear Jeanette.
00:18:29I'm going, you idiot.
00:18:32I'm going.
00:18:38Now you're going to see, Jeanette,
00:18:40to learn that you're over-optimistic and autocratic.
00:18:43I'm going to steal her cell phone right away
00:18:46and I'm going to put the microchip in it,
00:18:49as my boss told me.
00:18:54Hello, hello.
00:18:55Daisy, good morning.
00:18:56Daisy, good morning.
00:18:57Over.
00:18:58Come on, honey, I'm listening. Over.
00:19:00I have Jeanette's phone and the chip in my hands.
00:19:03Where should I put it?
00:19:04Over.
00:19:05Where should I put it?
00:19:06Over.
00:19:07I was going to tell you now where to put it.
00:19:09You'll put it on the phone.
00:19:11I'm moving on to the next step of the mission.
00:19:13Over.
00:19:16What happened?
00:19:17Chief, you won't believe it.
00:19:19The cell phone is gone.
00:19:20What do you mean?
00:19:21Jeanette's cell phone fell into the toilet bowl.
00:19:24You burned me.
00:19:28I forgot my diploma.
00:19:30Why do you say that, sister Karamazov?
00:19:32Since it was Saint Kalendula's bones.
00:19:37Why do you insist?
00:19:38Because there is no Saint Kalendula.
00:19:41What are you saying?
00:19:42I've known Saint Kalendula for years.
00:19:44I've read at least three of her biographies.
00:19:47Of Kalendula?
00:19:48Of course.
00:19:49She lived in Alexandria in the 3rd century AD.
00:19:52She was well-educated and virtuous
00:19:54and spent all her wealth on the poor.
00:19:57Of course, there are historians who claim that she was a gypsy.
00:20:01But I don't read them because she's a heretic.
00:20:04Really?
00:20:05Of course.
00:20:07What should I do, chief?
00:20:08Jeanette's cell phone fell into the toilet bowl.
00:20:11What should I do?
00:20:12You burned me.
00:20:14Okay, chief.
00:20:15I made a mistake.
00:20:16The point is to fix it.
00:20:18If you don't fix it, what should we fix?
00:20:20What should I do?
00:20:21Leave the cell phone where it is
00:20:23and take it to the living room.
00:20:25And make sure they don't recognize us.
00:20:28The fool brought the fool.
00:20:33Gaius Tiberius Grothus loved Saint Kalendula madly.
00:20:37But only in a platonic way.
00:20:38Because Kalendula was a heretic.
00:20:40And she died a virgin.
00:20:42Of course, there are heretic writers
00:20:44who say that she had three children from three different heretics.
00:20:48Do you mean that Saint Kalendula existed?
00:20:52Well, yes.
00:20:53I'm giving you so many details.
00:20:55Yes.
00:20:56The bones found by the two heretics
00:20:59belong to Saint Kalendula.
00:21:01Well, yes.
00:21:02Teacher, how were the bones found
00:21:04from the pyramids of Egypt
00:21:06in the forest of Papraia?
00:21:08It's an amazing story.
00:21:10I have read it in the memoirs of Saint Augustine.
00:21:14Really?
00:21:15Oh, oh, oh.
00:21:17We are suffering in the heat
00:21:19because my Cyprus is stupid.
00:21:23Why did you hit her?
00:21:24Because my Cyprus is angry.
00:21:26Oh, my God.
00:21:27What a fascist she is, Jeannette.
00:21:29Oh, my God.
00:21:30I fell in love with the sun.
00:21:31Go and bring me a glass of water.
00:21:34Ah, Mrs. Jeannette.
00:21:36Get out of here.
00:21:37Right away, Mrs. Jeannette.
00:21:39She is unbearable.
00:21:45Come, my sweet Susanna.
00:21:47Of course, I remember it, my sweet Susanna.
00:21:50Of course, I will come.
00:21:53My manicurist, Susanna,
00:21:55a wonderful girl
00:21:57and an expert in mnemonics.
00:21:58You should try her.
00:21:59Ah, your manicurist was in your cell?
00:22:02Yes.
00:22:03Does your manicurist take you to the normal cell?
00:22:05Of course.
00:22:06Why do you ask?
00:22:07Nothing, because you said
00:22:09that you would have another cell for your friends
00:22:11and another one for the Paracatians
00:22:13who serve you.
00:22:14No, dear.
00:22:15I have a cell for everyone.
00:22:17I am a very democratic person.
00:22:19Ah.
00:22:21Once upon a time, a very pious Greek aristocrat,
00:22:24Princess Isabelle,
00:22:25wanted to transport the holy relics of the Virgin Mary to Mystra.
00:22:29But her ship sank.
00:22:31Isabelle drowned,
00:22:32and so did the sailors.
00:22:34But the sea caught up with them
00:22:37on the beach below Paparia.
00:22:39A shepherd found them,
00:22:40put them together
00:22:41and buried them in our area.
00:22:43But he didn't know who buried them.
00:22:46And out of all the people,
00:22:49these two sinners found them.
00:22:52Well, the shepherd sent the holy relics to Pinesa.
00:22:56I don't believe that.
00:22:58And I do everything to reveal them.
00:23:01Whatever these gods do,
00:23:03I find them suspicious.
00:23:07Chief,
00:23:08I hope to mention that I did it by sea.
00:23:10The phone I threw in the basin
00:23:12belongs to Baron Sevastou.
00:23:14You are not guilty of anything.
00:23:16Don't talk to me like that,
00:23:17because I am sad.
00:23:18I finished the police school with a maximum of 10.
00:23:21What are you talking about?
00:23:22The maximum in the police school is 20.
00:23:26Why didn't I get a 10?
00:23:27Because you passed with the basin.
00:23:30Don't talk to me like that.
00:23:31I will correct myself.
00:23:33How can you?
00:23:34Will you take the exams again?
00:23:36No.
00:23:37I will find a way to put a bomb
00:23:39on Zanet's phone
00:23:40so we can watch her.
00:23:41Leave the phone.
00:23:42You made a lot of noise.
00:23:44We will proceed to plan 2.
00:23:46Sister Tzavara,
00:23:47we are trapped.
00:23:48I can't accept this, sister Katsamba.
00:23:50You have to accept it.
00:23:52The sooner you accept it,
00:23:53the better for all of us.
00:23:55What if we take the relics one night
00:23:57from the temple
00:23:58and hide them somewhere else?
00:24:00The best way to hide something
00:24:02that you don't want to be seen
00:24:03is in front of everyone.
00:24:05What do you suggest?
00:24:06So that no one ever finds out
00:24:08who the relics belong to
00:24:10that I found in the forest.
00:24:11We have to say
00:24:12that they are the relics
00:24:13of Saint Kalentoula.
00:24:14That is,
00:24:15we don't just have to say it.
00:24:16We have to shout it out.
00:24:18How can we do that?
00:24:19There is only one solution.
00:24:20The respected mayor of Paparia,
00:24:22Danos Karavidoglou.
00:24:26Forget the phone.
00:24:27We won't put the bomb
00:24:29on Zanet's phone.
00:24:30Yes, chief.
00:24:31Over.
00:24:32We will put it on her,
00:24:33on something that Zanet always wears.
00:24:35What does Zanet always wear?
00:24:38A turtleneck.
00:24:39Do you want me to go crazy?
00:24:40Can it be like that?
00:24:41Yes, she wears a turtleneck,
00:24:42but she doesn't wear
00:24:43the same turtleneck every day.
00:24:45That's right,
00:24:46because she is also a pastor.
00:24:47What does she wear every day,
00:24:48Zanet,
00:24:49morning and night?
00:24:50A mask,
00:24:51a light crayon.
00:24:53Have we started the jokes?
00:24:55But I don't understand, chief.
00:24:56What do you want?
00:24:57Does any of my Christians wear it?
00:24:59Oh, yes.
00:25:00Her ring, the good one.
00:25:01Oh, yes.
00:25:02That will happen.
00:25:03Which one?
00:25:04You will take a picture of the ring,
00:25:05you will send me the picture,
00:25:06and in the picture we will make
00:25:07the same ring
00:25:08that she will have inside the turtleneck.
00:25:10Oh, that's what you say.
00:25:12And you make me feel like
00:25:13I'm playing a movie with James Bond.
00:25:15No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:17I have my problems,
00:25:18and I also have Hypocrite,
00:25:20the mayor of Karavidoglou,
00:25:21threatening me.
00:25:22What did Thobectis do to you?
00:25:24Do you remember my wonderful plans
00:25:25for the beach bar in Kalabouta?
00:25:27That, with the rich expenses, you say?
00:25:29Fantastic plans.
00:25:30They upgrade our place
00:25:32and the tourist attraction.
00:25:33Think, my love, think.
00:25:34I beg you very much.
00:25:35On the beach of Kalabouta,
00:25:37which is now deserted
00:25:38and unused,
00:25:39a bar with rich expenses,
00:25:41where they will only work
00:25:42with shiny carpets.
00:25:44Topless.
00:25:45Instead of wearing a shirt.
00:25:47And they will serve the drink
00:25:48on pirogues.
00:25:50And the carpets will flutter.
00:25:52Flats, pirogue.
00:25:54Flats, pirogue.
00:25:55Flats, pirogue.
00:25:56Flats, pirogue.
00:25:58My dear, you are a genius.
00:26:00Tell me, I beg you very much.
00:26:01Isn't that the world magic of paparazzi?
00:26:03Well, this is on a European level.
00:26:05And a little, you say.
00:26:06Flats, pirogue.
00:26:07Flats, pirogue.
00:26:08Not even in Ibiza, such a size.
00:26:10Not even in Dubai, you say.
00:26:12And where does the ship stick?
00:26:13While we had agreed normally,
00:26:15now the old man turns it to me
00:26:17and tells me that above the beach of Kalabouta
00:26:19there is the Church of St. Tecla.
00:26:22Well, now he discovered it.
00:26:23Come on.
00:26:24Do you want to be my husband?
00:26:25Do you want me not to suggest it to him?
00:26:27But it makes him unacceptable.
00:26:28Well, we have come to him so many times.
00:26:30Yes, now all of a sudden
00:26:31he has become impenetrable.
00:26:32And what are you going to do, my husband?
00:26:34I'm thinking of getting rid of him.
00:26:37You mean...
00:26:38No, well, to get rid of him as mayor.
00:26:41How?
00:26:42I will appoint him mayor.
00:26:44I don't understand what I have.
00:26:46I have been giving him so many years
00:26:47for the pre-election campaigns.
00:26:49Now I will put the same money,
00:26:51but for myself.
00:26:52And when I get out of here as mayor,
00:26:54I will get as many licenses as I want
00:26:56for the businesses I want.
00:26:58My dear, it is not easy to put him with you.
00:27:00He has been creating great relations
00:27:02with the voters for so many years.
00:27:04Let the influence he has on his channel.
00:27:07My dear fellow citizens, good morning.
00:27:10Welcome to the En Duto Nika channel.
00:27:14The channel of virtue and respect.
00:27:18Today we will discuss the issue of ignorance
00:27:22among young people.
00:27:23My fellow citizens,
00:27:25the lesson of ignorance
00:27:27is that you should go to school immediately
00:27:31because our young people
00:27:33do a lot of mischief.
00:27:35Where do you lose them?
00:27:36Where do you find them?
00:27:37In the bathroom,
00:27:38and they do this job.
00:27:40They lock themselves in
00:27:42and you knock on their door.
00:27:44And you sit outside the bathroom
00:27:46and wait like a fool.
00:27:49Come out, my child,
00:27:50so I can do what I need to do.
00:27:52I will do it on my own.
00:27:53Nothing.
00:27:54He is there,
00:27:55knocking on the door.
00:27:57And because the child is doing
00:28:00a lot of knocking on the door,
00:28:02you know,
00:28:03we must strictly limit
00:28:06this bad habit of young people.
00:28:09Because, as you all know,
00:28:12from an age and then,
00:28:14ignorance fades away.
00:28:17Also,
00:28:18in the event of a great uproar,
00:28:21you make a mess.
00:28:23I'm listening to you, chief.
00:28:25I'm listening to you carefully.
00:28:26Over.
00:28:27So, listen.
00:28:28You will go to Janet's house.
00:28:30Easy.
00:28:31You will have in your bag
00:28:33the ring with the doll I sent you.
00:28:35I see.
00:28:37And where you will sit on the couch
00:28:39and you will talk to Janet,
00:28:41you will tell her for a moment,
00:28:43Oh, what a nice ring this is, my dear.
00:28:47Let me try it a little.
00:28:49Yes, my dear.
00:28:50Here you go.
00:28:52You will wear it at the same time.
00:28:55You will have the same thing ready in your bag.
00:28:59Oh, how delicious, my sweet.
00:29:02Yes, I love this piece.
00:29:06And suddenly you will say,
00:29:08Look, a little bird.
00:29:11Where?
00:29:12Janet will tell you.
00:29:14There.
00:29:15There.
00:29:17And if the little bird does not pass at that time?
00:29:19You will tell lies, baby.
00:29:21To send her eastward.
00:29:24I did not understand.
00:29:26The little bird is a devil's trick.
00:29:28Say it like that.
00:29:30Look at the little bird, Janet.
00:29:33You will tell her,
00:29:34Look at the little bird.
00:29:36And as long as she will be looking for the little bird,
00:29:39you will change the rings.
00:29:45An amazing trick, my chief.
00:29:47Over.
00:29:48There are, yes,
00:29:50quite a few scientists in Crete
00:29:52who claim that this bad habit
00:29:56diminishes the limit.
00:29:58It has been observed, therefore, by scientists
00:30:01that a young man in Connecticut, America,
00:30:05with a size of 17 pounds, please,
00:30:09after intense hypnotic practice,
00:30:12he became 11 pounds.
00:30:15The man lost 6 whole pounds.
00:30:20Another, yes, in Baltimore,
00:30:23with a size of 18 pounds,
00:30:26after intense hypnotic practice,
00:30:29he became 7 pounds.
00:30:31This is no longer a size,
00:30:33it is a size.
00:30:35A size of why.
00:30:37Holy Mother, bless me.
00:30:39The blessing of the Lord, my child.
00:30:42I am very happy to see you, sister.
00:30:45And I am happy, mayor.
00:30:47And I declare your humble miracle.
00:30:50Thank you, sister.
00:30:51I appreciate your show.
00:30:53I watch you relentlessly every week.
00:30:55I have not missed an episode.
00:30:57You and Mrs. Anita Pania.
00:30:59Yes, she is very good too,
00:31:01but lately she has dropped the quality a bit.
00:31:05While you, always at the top.
00:31:08Especially your last show
00:31:10was very educational.
00:31:12You covered the subject of hypnotism.
00:31:14Yes, I know a lot about hypnotism.
00:31:17I study it every day
00:31:19since my adolescence.
00:31:21It seems.
00:31:22And where can you see the subject
00:31:24of my next show?
00:31:25Who will it be, mayor?
00:31:27I will send another bad habit
00:31:29of our youth.
00:31:31Which mayor?
00:31:32The stomach.
00:31:33The stomach dilation?
00:31:35How it seems.
00:31:36How innocent and virtuous you are.
00:31:38Oh my God.
00:31:39You say the other God, forgive me.
00:31:41Yes.
00:31:42That's what I focus on in my shows.
00:31:44That's why you have a large audience.
00:31:47But you,
00:31:49why did you call me, Holy Mother of God?
00:31:52Do you have anything to report to me?
00:31:54Some financial scandal
00:31:56or some sexual scandal,
00:32:00even better?
00:32:02I, mayor,
00:32:03I called you for a very good purpose.
00:32:06I have very good news.
00:32:08But the good news
00:32:09do not make a show.
00:32:11The news I will tell you,
00:32:12will tear.
00:32:13It will make the engines of the AGB
00:32:14to hit red.
00:32:16But what is this news?
00:32:17Our monastery.
00:32:18Guests missed the Holy Calendula.
00:32:27Eusebius Voskos
00:32:29found the bones.
00:32:31He put them together
00:32:33and buried them
00:32:34next to Kargaletsi,
00:32:36near the monastery.
00:32:38But
00:32:39he did not know
00:32:40that the Holy Calendula was dying,
00:32:42until
00:32:43the same Calendula
00:32:45appeared in the sleep
00:32:47of our holy abbess,
00:32:49sister Katsamba.
00:32:51And the sister
00:32:53brought her to the temple.
00:32:55Those who are faithful,
00:32:56come to the monastery
00:32:59to worship her.
00:33:01What should we do?
00:33:02Come to worship.
00:33:04And the Holy Calendula?
00:33:05They call her Calendula.
00:33:06That's it.
00:33:07And why should we worship?
00:33:09To find the light.
00:33:11I have a lot of light
00:33:13on my own.
00:33:14I need it for Calendula.
00:33:16We call her Calendula.
00:33:17Yes, Calendula.
00:33:19And only for the light
00:33:21will we come?
00:33:22Not only for the light.
00:33:23You will also get money.
00:33:25Now you're right.
00:33:27We will get money.
00:33:28And not only for you.
00:33:30You will bring people,
00:33:31a lot of people.
00:33:32And for everyone
00:33:33who will come from you,
00:33:35you will get a lot more.
00:33:37Ah, nice.
00:33:38How much will you give?
00:33:40How much do you want?
00:33:4120 euros per head.
00:33:42You're killing me.
00:33:43Yes, but you also want people
00:33:45to worship the Holy Calendula.
00:33:47Yes, but 20 euros per head?
00:33:49Okay, okay, don't cry.
00:33:51We will make you an offer,
00:33:53dear Karmiro.
00:33:54Please give me a better price.
00:33:56Let's make them a group price, huh?
00:33:58No way.
00:33:59For the 10 people
00:34:01who come together,
00:34:02you will pay 9.
00:34:04For the 10 heads,
00:34:05you will pay 1.
00:34:06Guys,
00:34:07for the 7 heads,
00:34:08you will pay 1.
00:34:09For the 8 heads,
00:34:10we're done.
00:34:11Oh, man.
00:34:12You're crazy.
00:34:13Crazy.
00:34:14What do you say, Peter?
00:34:16It's a great miracle,
00:34:18the Holy Calendula.
00:34:19What miracles does Peter do?
00:34:21Everything.
00:34:22He gets married,
00:34:23he gets cured,
00:34:24he gets rich.
00:34:25Do you want to get cured?
00:34:26The Holy Calendula.
00:34:28Do you want to get married?
00:34:29The Holy Calendula will find you.
00:34:31Do you want to get rich?
00:34:33The Holy Calendula will find you.
00:34:35I prayed to the Holy Calendula
00:34:37and in two weeks,
00:34:38I lost 30 kilos.
00:34:40No diet,
00:34:41no gym,
00:34:42no fat,
00:34:43no exercise.
00:34:44That's a miracle.
00:34:45What do I tell you now?
00:34:47What do you say?
00:34:48Does it do anything to me?
00:34:49Oh, what do you say, baby?
00:34:51I went to pray to the Holy Calendula
00:34:54and it was like Pachavoura.
00:34:56As soon as I prayed to the Holy Calendula,
00:34:59fat came out.
00:35:00Then let's go tomorrow to pray.
00:35:02I want to lose weight.
00:35:04I don't care if you lose weight.
00:35:06I want money.
00:35:07The Holy Calendula gives me money.
00:35:09I told you.
00:35:10You pray to the Holy Calendula
00:35:12and you get rich.
00:35:13One prayed
00:35:14and the next day he won the lottery.
00:35:16One prayed to the Holy Calendula
00:35:19and at night,
00:35:21the Holy Calendula came to his sleep
00:35:23and told him the Joker's numbers.
00:35:25Another prayed to the Holy Calendula
00:35:27and told him the numbers of the roulette in the casino.
00:35:30The guy threw the roulette in the air.
00:35:32He took the numbers from them.
00:35:34We have to pray to the Holy Calendula
00:35:37this week.
00:35:38And then,
00:35:39we'll go to Loutraki.
00:35:43What do you say, baby?
00:35:44What about the presbyopia?
00:35:46Not that I have it.
00:35:47Tell me now.
00:35:48Does the Holy Calendula do anything?
00:35:49The presbyopia sucks.
00:35:52The routine intervention is for the Holy Calendula.
00:35:55The presbyopia.
00:35:56Five presbyopias a week, doctor.
00:35:58And only the presbyopia?
00:36:00All of them.
00:36:01One day, the Holy Calendula prayed
00:36:03and he had a headache.
00:36:05He lost all his hair.
00:36:07The next day, he woke up
00:36:09with new hair like Katerina's.
00:36:12His hair was ready.
00:36:15Another believed the Holy Calendula
00:36:17and the next morning,
00:36:18he spoke English.
00:36:20While another didn't believe the Holy Calendula
00:36:24and lost her wallet in Laiki.
00:36:27She lost her husband,
00:36:29who took it from Konianta.
00:36:31And she lost her hair
00:36:33from her perm in Komotirio.
00:36:36And all of this
00:36:37because of the anger of the Holy Calendula?
00:36:39I believe in the Holy Calendula.
00:36:41My husband.
00:36:42And I believe.
00:36:43Tomorrow, we'll go to worship.
00:36:45Oh, my son.
00:36:46I'm so excited.
00:36:48Why did you get so excited, baby?
00:36:50I did as you told me.
00:36:52I took Jeanette's ring.
00:36:54I tried it.
00:36:55I told her it was wonderful.
00:36:56And then I told her.
00:36:57Oh, look, a bird.
00:36:59Where is the bird?
00:37:01There, in the window.
00:37:03Where is it? I can't see it.
00:37:05And while this fool was looking for the bird,
00:37:07I quickly changed the rings.
00:37:11But where is the bird?
00:37:13Oh, it's gone now.
00:37:15What a shame.
00:37:17So I kept her ring
00:37:19and gave her the ring with the pom-pom.
00:37:21Well done, baby.
00:37:22That's why I love you.
00:37:24Thank you, Archbishop.
00:37:27Why are you leaving so quickly, my one and only love?
00:37:30Stop it, Piasoto.
00:37:32Don't torture me anymore.
00:37:33You know I shouldn't.
00:37:34I'm a married woman.
00:37:35I've been with too many women in my life.
00:37:37More than 5,000.
00:37:39What's wrong with these two writers?
00:37:41They keep saying the same things to us.
00:37:43But my feelings don't change for you.
00:37:45Yes, but how many times do I have to tell you
00:37:47that I'm married?
00:37:48I'm tired.
00:37:49Shh.
00:37:52She hasn't been married for a long time.
00:37:54What do you mean?
00:37:55Jeanette, I thought it over very well.
00:37:59I'm going to kill Varonos.
00:38:01Who's Varonos?
00:38:02Varonos Munchausen.
00:38:04What are you talking about?
00:38:06I can't share you anymore.
00:38:08One of us will leave the middle.
00:38:10And he will be Varonos.
00:38:13Oh, God.
00:38:14What shocking news.
00:38:16I told you.
00:38:18Varonos' life is in danger.
00:38:20I can't believe it.
00:38:21We said it.
00:38:22These two writers are done for.
00:38:24But how far will they go?
00:38:26Is it possible for them to give you such ideas
00:38:28to kill Varonos?
00:38:30No, Soto.
00:38:31Please.
00:38:32Get these thoughts out of your head.
00:38:35I can't.
00:38:36I can't unless you're exclusively mine.
00:38:39Oh.
00:38:41What do you mean exclusively?
00:38:44Do you have any other girl in mind besides me?
00:38:47Of course not.
00:38:49When are you going to invite me to your wedding?
00:38:53We'll see in the summer.
00:38:56I don't like weddings in the summer.
00:38:59What about in the winter?
00:39:02Do you want us to get married in the fall?
00:39:04No, the fall is too melancholic.
00:39:06Then in the winter.
00:39:08In the winter?
00:39:09In the cold?
00:39:10Can't I put on a jacket?
00:39:12Can't I put on a bra?
00:39:14Can't I take it off?
00:39:16Do you want to go in the spring?
00:39:18In the spring?
00:39:19I have allergies.
00:39:20I get colds.
00:39:22Then let's go in the summer.
00:39:24It'll be warm.
00:39:25It will.
00:39:26Yes, but there's no other season.
00:39:28Marousso, it's four o'clock.
00:39:29It's four o'clock?
00:39:30Yes.
00:39:31Let's wait until the summer and we'll see.
00:39:34Wait for a year?
00:39:36Why?
00:39:37Because Pinelope has been waiting for Odysseus for 20 years.
00:39:42Marousso, in 20 years you'll be a pig.
00:39:46What do you mean, a pig?
00:39:48Oh, Soto, what can I do to cheer you up?
00:39:51Leave it.
00:39:52Nothing is going to happen now.
00:39:53Fate has decided for us.
00:39:55The only cure will be for me to never meet you,
00:39:58to never see your magical beauty.
00:40:02Marousso, I can't wait too long.
00:40:05There's something wrong with you.
00:40:07What's wrong, Ephy?
00:40:08Impatience.
00:40:10I give you insomnia in my sleep.
00:40:12Do you eat a lot at night?
00:40:14I paint beautiful pictures.
00:40:16I paint you in the wind.
00:40:18You're like a bird.
00:40:20You wear a tight blouse and you flutter like a bird.
00:40:23And when you flutter, you open your mouth a little
00:40:27and your wings move.
00:40:29Hold on to me.
00:40:32Hold on to me.
00:40:34And when I touch you, I wake up all sweaty.
00:40:38I understand you.
00:40:39But what can I do?
00:40:41I paint you in the wind again.
00:40:43You're like a bird.
00:40:45You wear a tight blouse and you flutter like a bird.
00:40:48And when you flutter, you open your mouth a little
00:40:51and your wings move.
00:40:53Hold on to me.
00:40:56Hold on to me.
00:40:58And then I touch you on the cheek,
00:41:02and I touch you on the lips
00:41:04as if you were dancing in the dance floor.
00:41:06And you gain momentum.
00:41:08And the most beautiful dance point
00:41:10wakes up again.
00:41:12Sifi, Sifi, what are you doing there? Stop, I'm telling you to stop.
00:41:15I came to dance with Petosali.
00:41:17What Petosali? I'm slow, that's why I can't do it.
00:41:19I'll show you the steps.
00:41:21Wait, wait, wait, Sifi. You're moving too fast.
00:41:24You're becoming like a honeycomb.
00:41:26I didn't wait long enough. How long should I wait?
00:41:29Wait. Let the weather cool down a bit. Let time pass a bit.
00:41:33There's no more time. The counter-measurement has begun.
00:41:36I didn't wait long enough.
00:41:38But with the waiting, you're getting bigger and bigger.
00:41:41How big? I'm already very big.
00:41:44Oh my God. Oh my God.
00:41:47Why am I so beautiful? Why do I like it so much?
00:41:51I understand that you like it.
00:41:53It's just that I'm not ready psychologically yet, Sifi.
00:41:56Okay, Maroussa. I'll wait.
00:41:59I'll wait because I don't like anyone else as much as you do.
00:42:04From a young age I realized
00:42:09That I have something different
00:42:13That I have something that attracts him
00:42:17And runs after me
00:42:20Every Sunday
00:42:25Whether it's the eyes or the mouth
00:42:30Whether it's the body that attracts him
00:42:34Honestly, I haven't found it yet
00:42:38Because I never
00:42:42Because I never
00:42:45Give a damn
00:42:49Why do I like it so much?
00:42:53I ask and I wonder
00:42:57What explanation can I give?
00:43:01I tell you, I can't
00:43:05They follow me everywhere
00:43:09Even if they fall in line
00:43:13Men love me
00:43:17And I love them too
00:43:23How many times have I been caught in the hands
00:43:28Of a glance, of a kiss
00:43:32And since no knives have come out so far
00:43:36Don't come out now, please
00:43:44Whether it's the legs, whether it's the middle
00:43:49Whether it's the breast, whether it's the hips
00:43:53This thing that I have that I like
00:43:57Or whether I was born
00:44:01Or whether I was born
00:44:04For destruction
00:44:08Why do I like it so much?
00:44:12I ask and I wonder
00:44:16What explanation can I give?
00:44:20I tell you, I can't
00:44:24They follow me everywhere
00:44:28Even if they fall in line
00:44:32Men love me
00:44:36And I love them too
00:44:40I ask and I wonder
00:44:43What explanation can I give?
00:44:47I tell you, I can't
00:44:51They follow me everywhere
00:44:55Even if they fall in line
00:44:59Men love me
00:45:03And I love them too
00:45:07From all over Greece
00:45:09They come to Paparia
00:45:11To worship the Holy Lipsana of Agia Kalendoula
00:45:16Many believers saw her blessing them in their sleep
00:45:20We have dozens of testimonies
00:45:23But they inform me from the control
00:45:25That we have a connection with our reporter
00:45:28Ornella Zachtadzidou
00:45:30She is in the central square below Paparia
00:45:34What's going on, Ornella?
00:45:36What's the world telling you?
00:45:38The residents of Paparia
00:45:40Are excited about the Holy Lipsana
00:45:42Many of them plan to worship our monastery
00:45:45Like our friends
00:45:47Yes, good morning
00:45:49Good morning, my friends
00:45:51Yes, good morning
00:45:53Good morning, Mr. Karavidoglou
00:45:55And congratulations for your show
00:45:57Thank you, my friend
00:45:59What's your name?
00:46:00Ilaria
00:46:01Who called you?
00:46:02Ilaria
00:46:03Yes, Ilaria
00:46:04What do you have to tell us?
00:46:05I saw Agia Kalendoula
00:46:07In your sleep?
00:46:09Like Agia Igoumeni?
00:46:11Yes, yes, yes
00:46:12And I will definitely go to worship her
00:46:14Since yesterday, the Holy Lipsana
00:46:17Are being worshipped
00:46:19Yes, yes, I know
00:46:20I said I will definitely go
00:46:21Well done
00:46:22Yes, will you give me a gift?
00:46:23What gift should I give you?
00:46:25What show are you on?
00:46:26You don't give gifts
00:46:27An hour in a refrigerator
00:46:29All right
00:46:30Let's give you a gift
00:46:31Yes, all right, but give it
00:46:33We will give you a picture of Agia Kalendoula
00:46:36Ah, you are in a hurry
00:46:38What do you want?
00:46:39To give you a car
00:46:40Because you saw Agia Kalendoula in your sleep?
00:46:43Well, I didn't say the whole thing
00:46:44Can't you give me a gift?
00:46:46All right
00:46:47We will give you a gift
00:46:49Good morning
00:46:50Let's go to our next friend
00:46:54Come, Ornella
00:46:55What do you want, mother?
00:46:57I want what the whole village wants
00:47:00To go and worship Agia Kalendoula
00:47:02Why Agia Kalendoula?
00:47:03To worship Agia Zanta
00:47:04Why Agia Zanta?
00:47:07She told me that Agia Kalendoula does miracles
00:47:10She is a good doctor
00:47:12She has a small shop
00:47:15Zanta, do you have a small shop?
00:47:18No, Agia Zanta, but I don't go there in advance
00:47:21Your health is fine, you will cure everyone
00:47:24It's not just Agia Kalendoula
00:47:26What else is it, mother?
00:47:28So many years, so many years
00:47:31Only you
00:47:32What do you want to say, mother?
00:47:34So many years in a row
00:47:37I got tired
00:47:38So what?
00:47:39Agia Kalendoula will find a man for you
00:47:42You have to go to work in Sfanourios
00:47:44We will go to Agia Sfanourios
00:47:46But later
00:47:47First we have to go to Agia Kalendoula
00:47:49Zanta
00:47:50How will Agia Sfanourios find a man for me?
00:47:53If I have a bad health?
00:47:54That's why first we have to go to Agia Kalendoula
00:47:58She has to treat me well
00:48:00And then we will go to Agia Sfanourios
00:48:03Treat you well?
00:48:04Yes
00:48:05Because Panagiota of Kambouratsi
00:48:08That you worshipped
00:48:10She told me that Agia Kalendoula
00:48:13Treats you like Dua Lipa
00:48:15I saw Panagiota yesterday
00:48:17And she looked the same to me
00:48:18No, you have improved
00:48:21It's obvious
00:48:22And you will see that in a month
00:48:24Dua Lipa will be the same
00:48:26Ok, we will see in a month
00:48:28Not in a month
00:48:29Now we have to go to worship
00:48:31Because if Panagiota
00:48:32Treats Dua Lipa in a month
00:48:34Why should I wait?
00:48:35Come, Ornela
00:48:37Which lady is next to you?
00:48:39Yes
00:48:40Good morning, Mr. Karavidoglou
00:48:43We are listening to you, my lady
00:48:45What is your name?
00:48:46Mandalena
00:48:47Nice name
00:48:49What do you have to tell us, Mandalena?
00:48:51I would like to apologize
00:48:53Because I have lost my sense of humor
00:48:55I, as you say, had a nervous breakdown
00:48:59Ah, what a pity, what a pity
00:49:02Did you also have a fever?
00:49:04Big
00:49:05I could not sleep
00:49:07All night I was coughing
00:49:10I was coughing a lot
00:49:13I was coughing a lot
00:49:15Nothing was happening
00:49:17Until one day
00:49:19I saw, the night I fell asleep
00:49:22Saint Kalendoula
00:49:24Her Great Grace
00:49:25And the next day
00:49:27I woke up jet
00:49:29Excuse me
00:49:30How did you wake up?
00:49:32Jet
00:49:33Ah, I see
00:49:35Jet
00:49:36Yes
00:49:37I was treated, excuse me
00:49:39By Saint Kalendoula
00:49:41Well done, Mrs. Mandalena
00:49:43You win an image of Saint Kalendoula
00:49:47And a toaster
00:49:49Oh, thank you very much
00:49:52And you know, I vote for you when I eat
00:49:55Me and all my family
00:49:57That has raised me without children
00:49:58Nice
00:49:59Thank you very much
00:50:01That's why I also give you a toaster
00:50:04To eat toasts to my health
00:50:07Come, Ornela
00:50:09Let's go to our next friend
00:50:18Saint Kalendoula
00:50:25There are a lot of people, I heard
00:50:28Yes, there are
00:50:29Saint Kalendoula is said to be very miraculous
00:50:32Everyone says so
00:50:38Are you going to take care of your health?
00:50:40I will take care of my health
00:50:42Health is above everything
00:50:45And everything else will be done
00:50:48Saint Kalendoula
00:50:49You who revealed the numbers of the Joker
00:50:52You who gave the new hair to Kasidiara
00:50:55You gave light to my son-in-law to bring me a dress
00:50:59So I can hug my grandchildren
00:51:06What are you thinking of asking for, girl?
00:51:09Health
00:51:11What else?
00:51:12Above all, health
00:51:14Saint Kalendoula
00:51:16Give me light and my son
00:51:18Which of the two loves me more?
00:51:21Manolios?
00:51:26Or do you think Michalios will support me better?
00:51:33Who should I choose, Saint Kalendoula?
00:51:36Who?
00:51:37I've been everywhere
00:51:38I've been to Lysa, father
00:51:40But I couldn't find a solution to my problem
00:51:43Give me a solution, please
00:51:46I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sir
00:51:48Let the lady pray
00:51:52I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sir
00:51:54Let the lady pray
00:51:57Let the lady pray, sir
00:52:01Should I make room for them to pray?
00:52:05Do you know each other?
00:52:07No
00:52:08No
00:52:09No
00:52:10No
00:52:11No
00:52:12Mom, tell me something
00:52:13Was he our son-in-law?
00:52:15From the Dronshitters, right?
00:52:17You're saying that we're not Dronshitters?
00:52:19Yes, I know that
00:52:21She's Mrs. Mirsini Fortunacci
00:52:23Where?
00:52:25I'm Mirsini the Orthopisy
00:52:28Wow!
00:52:29Fortunacci or Orthopisi, what do they call it?
00:52:32Fortunacci, Mom
00:52:33That's what Orthopisi says
00:52:35Don't you see, Yanta?
00:52:36Calm down, you're my Mirsini now
00:52:39Am I Fortunacci's daughter?
00:52:40Yes, Mom
00:52:41So she's our enemy.
00:52:42Oh, mother.
00:52:43Well, she's a fortune teller, so she's our enemy, right?
00:52:45Yes, mother.
00:52:45Well, I'm telling you that our enemies are scoundrels.
00:52:49Mother, we are scoundrels.
00:52:51Shut up!
00:52:52Alexis, calm down.
00:52:54We're in the old town.
00:52:56Okay, okay.
00:52:58I'll give the place to Norgi.
00:53:00You came to worship, eh?
00:53:02Saint Kalemboura?
00:53:03Yes, Saint Kalemboura.
00:53:06To save her from...
00:53:08...her pimps.
00:53:10What pimps, my dear?
00:53:14Myrsini!
00:53:15Who? Who?
00:53:16Who? Leave me alone.
00:53:18What pimps?
00:53:19What pimps?
00:53:21That all the...
00:53:22...all the priests still say it.
00:53:25That in the celebration of my mother...
00:53:27...of my son...
00:53:28...she got up from the chair, Marousso...
00:53:31...and started dancing.
00:53:34Ah, nice, the mountain.
00:53:36Well done.
00:53:37Get up, mother.
00:53:38You dared to talk about my Marousso?
00:53:42That she was dancing, she said.
00:53:44Get up.
00:53:46Ah, and you're doing well, my dear.
00:53:49Get up, mother.
00:53:50You dared to catch my daughter in your mouth...
00:53:54...the most honest and pure...
00:53:56...there is in the whole Papageia.
00:54:00Alexis!
00:54:00The most honest and pure.
00:54:02Ah, Alexis!
00:54:04Myrsini!
00:54:05Myrsini!
00:54:07They're going to drown.
00:54:08They're going to drown.
00:54:09They're the only ones who are going to drown.
00:54:12They're the only ones who are going to drown.
00:54:16Come, Ornella.
00:54:17Who are your friends?
00:54:18Yes, Mr. Karavidoglou.
00:54:20Are you in the air?
00:54:21Yes, ma'am.
00:54:22I'm listening.
00:54:23Are you in the air?
00:54:24Yes, I'm talking to you.
00:54:26Ah, I have a cramp.
00:54:27Come now.
00:54:29I'm a simple man too.
00:54:31Ah, I admire you very much.
00:54:35Tell us.
00:54:36Did you have any experience with the Holy Calendula?
00:54:40A great experience.
00:54:41Describe it to us.
00:54:42What should I describe to you?
00:54:43Not to describe.
00:54:45Describe it to us.
00:54:47Tell us what happened to you with the Holy Calendula.
00:54:51Ah.
00:54:53Tell us.
00:54:55Ah, yes.
00:54:55I, as you can see, here.
00:54:57I, as you can see, have a son.
00:54:59Gomari.
00:55:00He doesn't read at all.
00:55:02And the entrance exams are coming.
00:55:04He read a lot.
00:55:06He didn't read.
00:55:07He read a lot.
00:55:09He didn't read.
00:55:10Until before the results,
00:55:12I saw the Holy Calendula the night before.
00:55:15Wait a minute.
00:55:17The Holy Calendula.
00:55:19And so it passed.
00:55:20Eh, he must have written something to pass the university.
00:55:24He must have written in vain, nothing.
00:55:26But fortunately, the Holy Calendula
00:55:28blinded him, pulled the examiners and they passed him.
00:55:31Did you see that everything is done with respect?
00:55:35I saw it.
00:55:35I didn't see it.
00:55:36But after it passed, it has been four years.
00:55:39The first year, he helped him.
00:55:41It's a pity boy.
00:55:43Did the administration cut him?
00:55:44Yes.
00:55:45This blonde cut him.
00:55:46But now I want to go to pay homage to the Holy Calendula,
00:55:49to pass him, to remove from the first year,
00:55:52the sternary my dear.
00:55:55I wish you the best.
00:55:57You have an image of the Holy Calendula from me
00:56:02and a Karaoke device with all the summer hits of 2024.
00:56:08Ah! It also has the phone number of the band!
00:56:11That's what I'm talking about! First of all!
00:56:14Thank you! May God bless you, Mayor!
00:56:17And we move on to the next friend.
00:56:19Come on, Ornella. Let's go to our next friend.
00:56:23Oh, my good sister Katsamba, you were so right!
00:56:26Ever since our good mayor
00:56:28made a show about the absence of the Holy Calendar,
00:56:31our monastery has been filled with pious pilgrims!
00:56:36Did you hear what I said?
00:56:37The best place to hide something is in front of everyone.
00:56:40A joy helped us with the Calendar
00:56:42and we got rid of the bones of our mother-in-law, Alexis,
00:56:45and our bunker was filled with the blood of the faithful.
00:56:48Sister Katsamba, you're the smartest sister I've ever met in my life.
00:56:53I am, but I'm not saying it, because I'm in memory.
00:56:54A diamond-like character.
00:56:56And a little bit of talent.
00:56:58I'll tell him right now.
00:57:02My brothers, thank you.
00:57:04Two pilgrims, while they were waiting for the offering,
00:57:06got caught together.
00:57:08I'm coming to take them down.
00:57:10Come on, hurry up.
00:57:11You go, you go, my sister, and I'll go to the temple to offer them.
00:57:14Myrsini, talk to me.
00:57:18Do you speak Greek?
00:57:19No, I'm a newcomer.
00:57:21And this table below doesn't speak Greek.
00:57:23My child, my child, what happened?
00:57:26Oh, my God, my wife,
00:57:28these two got stuck in the wood.
00:57:30Why?
00:57:31We didn't understand.
00:57:33Did you understand, ma'am?
00:57:35I don't know the girl.
00:57:36What are you talking about?
00:57:38She knows the lady.
00:57:40She's the lady's mother.
00:57:42Why do you say she doesn't know?
00:57:44She's crazy, ma'am. Can't you see?
00:57:47What time is it, nurses?
00:57:49Just a few minutes.
00:57:51Should we call an ambulance?
00:57:53I called it, they're coming.
00:57:55Can they breathe?
00:57:56I don't know, I don't know, I'm not sure.
00:57:59Oh, what a tragic ending.
00:58:03She's crying, poor thing.
00:58:10Good morning, baby.
00:58:12Soto, what are you doing here?
00:58:15I came to pay my respects to the hostess of St. Calendula.
00:58:17Blessed be she.
00:58:20Tell me, what game are you playing?
00:58:22Soto, you're hurting me.
00:58:23I told you, you're playing a bad game.
00:58:25Don't you know you shouldn't play with the ball?
00:58:28I know you shouldn't play with the ball.
00:58:31But you haven't taught it.
00:58:35Tell me, what's the name of the baby?
00:58:37Of St. Calendula.
00:58:40I want the truth.
00:58:42The truth is...
00:58:43I'll give you a few days to fix your hair.
00:58:47If you don't...
00:58:50You know.
00:58:53I'm sorry.
00:59:14The roads separate us
00:59:19The words don't come back
00:59:24And as much as I miss you tonight
00:59:29Tomorrow you won't remember me
00:59:36When hearts are parting
00:59:42Tears fill the nights
00:59:46When hearts are parting
00:59:52Tears fill the nights
01:00:16Tears fill the nights
01:00:27I gave this crossroad
01:00:32There's not much left
01:00:37And everything we've lived together
01:00:42Will be gone by tomorrow
01:00:49When hearts are parting
01:00:55Tears fill the nights
01:01:00When hearts are parting
01:01:05Tears fill the nights
01:01:12When hearts are parting
01:01:17Tears fill the nights
01:01:22When hearts are parting
01:01:27Tears fill the nights
01:01:42When hearts are parting
01:01:47Tears fill the nights
01:01:52When hearts are parting
01:01:58Tears fill the nights
01:02:03When hearts are parting
01:02:08Tears fill the nights
01:02:11When hearts are parting
01:02:16Tears fill the nights