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00:00:00There are two solutions.
00:00:02Either the bird disappears, which is really hard,
00:00:05or the corpse disappears.
00:00:07What do you mean?
00:00:08This week, we're going to bury it.
00:00:11Here they are! Here they are!
00:00:13We found them!
00:00:14Should we put them in the box?
00:00:16Sister Kramazov was right.
00:00:18But it was up to here.
00:00:20Now you'll see what will happen.
00:00:21Like glue in the world.
00:00:23Oh my God! Oh my God!
00:00:26What are we doing?
00:00:27Even now,
00:00:29after so many years of death,
00:00:31my mother-in-law is still torturing me.
00:00:34Was she that bad?
00:00:35Oh, you can't imagine how bad she was.
00:00:38She was grumbling.
00:00:39She was lying to me, to my husband.
00:00:41Bad.
00:00:42A dog.
00:00:43Can you imagine?
00:00:44One day, outside the church,
00:00:46a beggar barked.
00:00:49So harsh?
00:00:50Oh, Chigouna! Chigouna!
00:00:52Oh my God, you can't imagine how bad Chigouna was.
00:00:55My mother-in-law was unbelievable.
00:00:57She sent him on a shitter.
00:00:59She was jealous of him.
00:01:02I can't believe it.
00:01:04She had three kids,
00:01:05each one from a different family.
00:01:08She was a whore.
00:01:10They didn't catch her with her name on the stamp.
00:01:13And with the stationmaster.
00:01:15Where did they catch her?
00:01:16On the stamp.
00:01:17She was already a Christian.
00:01:18She went to the stamp once.
00:01:20She didn't get the title.
00:01:21She didn't want the second one.
00:01:23That's how she liked it.
00:01:25And with the mayor.
00:01:26That's how she went again.
00:01:28She liked it.
00:01:29She was a whore and a whore.
00:01:42Open the door.
00:01:56Open the door.
00:02:02What's going on?
00:02:03Aren't you coming?
00:02:04Go on your own.
00:02:05I'm getting hot.
00:02:06Do you have a lighter?
00:02:07No, I have the car.
00:02:08Do you have a lighter?
00:02:09What are you talking about?
00:02:10Put it in.
00:02:11Put it in.
00:02:15Where are you going?
00:02:16Leave the door half-open.
00:02:26Don't close it.
00:02:27Why?
00:02:28Where's Alexis?
00:02:29Alexis stayed in the car for a while.
00:02:31She got a fever.
00:02:32She's coming.
00:02:36Put it in the closet for now.
00:02:38Good evening, girls.
00:02:41Sisters?
00:02:42Why did you come out when you saw a sister?
00:02:44There are only sisters in here.
00:02:46What are you doing here, sister?
00:02:47I'm watching you.
00:02:48Why?
00:02:49Lumpago fell, sister Karamazov.
00:02:51Karamazov fell and you couldn't follow your nightmares.
00:02:55So she asked me to do it.
00:02:57After dinner I gave her a strong painkiller.
00:03:00I put her to sleep and I followed you.
00:03:03Why?
00:03:04Don't you know?
00:03:05No.
00:03:06What's this?
00:03:08A box.
00:03:09What's in this box?
00:03:10It's empty.
00:03:11Did you go to the forest in the middle of the night to bring an empty box?
00:03:14How do you know we went to the forest?
00:03:16Let's say intuition.
00:03:18So tell me, what did you do in the forest?
00:03:20We went for mushrooms.
00:03:22With the bags?
00:03:23Yes, there were a lot of big mushrooms.
00:03:26Let me see them.
00:03:27Sister, please go to your cell to sleep.
00:03:30Orders from elsewhere, do you understand, doll?
00:03:32How can you talk to me like that? Be careful. I'm a teacher too.
00:03:35If I tell you that I write you, teacher, you will be offended.
00:03:38You are a tycoon.
00:03:39Open the box.
00:03:41Open it.
00:03:42Open the box, open it, open it.
00:03:44Come on, come on, come on.
00:03:46Here they are.
00:03:48Human bones.
00:03:50I understood it well.
00:03:52Who do these bones belong to?
00:04:48You didn't hear the question.
00:04:50Who do these bones belong to?
00:04:52Nice.
00:04:53I didn't mean to confess, but as things turned out, I have to talk.
00:04:58Will you tell me who the bones belong to?
00:05:00Of course.
00:05:01I have to tell you who the bones belong to.
00:05:03I'm listening.
00:05:04Janet, my only love, why are you leaving so hastily again?
00:05:07Don't torture me anymore, Soto.
00:05:09You know you shouldn't. I'm married.
00:05:12I've been with many women in my life.
00:05:14I've been with many women in my life.
00:05:16More than 5,000.
00:05:18I've never felt like this.
00:05:20Every time you leave, I think you're leaving forever.
00:05:23And I feel the same.
00:05:25But be patient, because I have a husband and children.
00:05:28You're going to break up with him, asshole.
00:05:30Don't torture me anymore.
00:05:33Janet, don't leave.
00:05:35Janet!
00:05:36Goodbye.
00:05:41Jimmy!
00:05:42Jimmy!
00:05:43Come in, asshole!
00:05:47You've lost your voice, my dear.
00:05:49Speak.
00:05:50Who do the bones belong to?
00:05:52To a saint.
00:05:53Which saint?
00:05:54Saint Calendula.
00:05:56To whom?
00:05:57To Saint Calendula, Sister Tzavara.
00:05:59Her great grace.
00:06:01Is there such a saint?
00:06:02Of course there is such a saint.
00:06:04I have her very much.
00:06:07I pray for her all the time.
00:06:09Me too, every day.
00:06:10One week ago, I saw her in my sleep.
00:06:14Saint Calendula?
00:06:15Yes.
00:06:16Tina Turner, Saint Calendula.
00:06:18How do you know she was Saint Calendula?
00:06:21She came to my sleep and introduced herself to me.
00:06:23She said, I'm Saint Calendula.
00:06:26Come and find me.
00:06:27Oh, my God!
00:06:29Where can I find her?
00:06:31That's what I asked her.
00:06:32Where can I find you?
00:06:34And she disappeared.
00:06:36The next night, she came to my sleep again.
00:06:39She said, I'm Saint Calendula.
00:06:41Come and find me.
00:06:42Where can I find you?
00:06:44And she disappeared.
00:06:46Exactly.
00:06:47The next night, I fell asleep.
00:06:49And the moment you fell asleep, Saint Calendula came.
00:06:51She said, come and find me.
00:06:54Oh, my God!
00:06:55You've surprised me.
00:06:56Come and find me.
00:06:58Where can I find you?
00:06:59And she disappeared.
00:07:00I'm not lying to you.
00:07:01I was a bit confused.
00:07:03Of course.
00:07:04A few minutes later,
00:07:05I received a message on my cell phone.
00:07:07I opened it.
00:07:08And what did I see?
00:07:09Saint Calendula.
00:07:10She had sent me a message
00:07:11from Google Maps.
00:07:12Where exactly should I look
00:07:13to find the Saint Calendula in the forest?
00:07:15Koufos.
00:07:16God, Koufos.
00:07:17And then,
00:07:18I told my friend Alexis,
00:07:20and we went today
00:07:21to the place that Saint Calendula had shown us
00:07:24and we dug and we found the Saint Calendula.
00:07:30Yes?
00:07:31It's me, boss.
00:07:32Come in.
00:07:35What happened, boss?
00:07:36What happened?
00:07:37She left again.
00:07:39Did you go to him?
00:07:41Should I go and bring her back?
00:07:43No, of course not.
00:07:45Should I put a double whiskey on you?
00:07:47Should I drink it?
00:07:48Should I put Vasilis Terlenka on you?
00:07:50Look at the echo system.
00:07:51Do you feel sick, boss?
00:07:53I want something else.
00:07:55What thing, boss?
00:07:57To get rid of Varonos.
00:07:59I can't share her anymore.
00:08:02Varonos must die.
00:08:05The Monastery of Saint Calendula is on Google Maps.
00:08:08This is a miracle.
00:08:10Yes, Saint Calendula was always a miracle worker.
00:08:13And how come I haven't heard of her?
00:08:15I don't know.
00:08:16She was very famous.
00:08:17She lived in Alexandria in the 3rd century AD.
00:08:20She was beautiful and very smart.
00:08:22She studied mathematics, astronomy,
00:08:25calligraphy and accounting.
00:08:27So, she was great?
00:08:30Especially in accounting?
00:08:31Very.
00:08:32That's why the people of Alexandria were jealous of her.
00:08:34Because she was a doll.
00:08:36And she was in love with the mighty,
00:08:39rich Gaius Tiberius Grothus.
00:08:42But because she was very ungrateful,
00:08:44he didn't like her.
00:08:46Yes, they had a platonic relationship
00:08:48with Gaius Tiberius Grothus.
00:08:50Really?
00:08:51Yes.
00:08:52Saint Calendula died a virgin.
00:08:54Yes, and apart from morality,
00:08:56she was also merciful.
00:08:57Bravo to her.
00:08:58She spent all her fortune on agriculture.
00:09:01She organized meetings for the poor.
00:09:03Where she cooked herself.
00:09:05That's why everyone loved her.
00:09:06But those who were jealous of her,
00:09:08went to the Lugres
00:09:10and told Grothus
00:09:12that he was not a Christian
00:09:14and that he was performing black magic rituals.
00:09:17And Grothus believed it?
00:09:19Yes, because he was a virgin.
00:09:21It can be seen from his name.
00:09:22Grothus.
00:09:23He believed all the lies and devils.
00:09:26And one drunk night, he went to kill her.
00:09:30One drunk night, he went to kill her.
00:09:34Get up, Papia. Get up, Chyna.
00:09:36Get up, Neranzia.
00:09:38Where can Calendula get up?
00:09:40She was dead.
00:09:42Oh, what a pity.
00:09:44That's why she was a saint.
00:09:46Yes, but from what you tell me,
00:09:48Saint Calendula died in Alexandria.
00:09:50How were her bones found in our lands?
00:09:52How were they found?
00:09:54Yes, how?
00:09:55Ah, and that's why there is an explanation.
00:09:58How is there an explanation?
00:10:00We will find it.
00:10:02Will you find it?
00:10:03She will remember it.
00:10:05Oh, yes.
00:10:06Now I remember.
00:10:08Listen to how the bones got here.
00:10:12What if I cut his legs off?
00:10:14What are you talking about?
00:10:16The police will find it right away.
00:10:18We have to find something else.
00:10:20I found it.
00:10:21I saw it in the movie,
00:10:23the consumable number 10,
00:10:24with Dolph Lundgren,
00:10:26they put a drop of arsenic in his coffee every day
00:10:31and in two months he died.
00:10:33And where can we find arsenic?
00:10:35Do they sell it as a medicine with a prescription?
00:10:37And where can we find a doctor to prescribe such a medicine?
00:10:39Here it is.
00:10:40Where did Dolph Lundgren find it?
00:10:42He has it at home.
00:10:43Do you have arsenic at home?
00:10:45And tell me, we found a bottle of arsenic.
00:10:47Who will put it in his coffee?
00:10:48Do they weigh it every morning?
00:10:49Will you go there with this sack?
00:10:51Will you throw it?
00:10:52Then what are we waiting for, girls?
00:10:54Let's go to the Holy Lipsana, to the Holy Bank, to the temple.
00:10:57Why are you keeping them here?
00:10:59Go and rest, sisters.
00:11:01Let's sit here for a while to rest
00:11:03and then we'll go to the Holy Lipsana, to the temple.
00:11:05Good night, sisters.
00:11:07May the blessing of the Holy Calendula be with you.
00:11:09Likewise, sister Katsimicha.
00:11:24What are we going to do? Are we going straight to the temple?
00:11:36Yes, temporarily, and then we'll see.
00:11:38But it's not the Holy Lipsana.
00:11:39Are you crazy? Are you a detail?
00:11:41But it's not right.
00:11:43My child, let me tell you something.
00:11:45For a while, until the matter is forgotten.
00:11:47Then we'll see what we'll do.
00:11:54Good evening, Mr. Alexis.
00:11:56Aren't you sleeping, sister?
00:11:58I was in the cell of sister Katsamba.
00:12:00Where?
00:12:01In the cell of sister Katsamba.
00:12:02They have the hostas inside.
00:12:03What hostas?
00:12:04The hostas you found in the forest.
00:12:06Do you know about the hostas?
00:12:08They told me everything.
00:12:09So?
00:12:10Did they stab you in the chest?
00:12:12I pushed them a little.
00:12:13And they took them out of the oven?
00:12:15At first I didn't believe them.
00:12:17But then, when I heard the whole story, I changed my mind.
00:12:20And to tell the truth, I was moved by her story.
00:12:23What's the story?
00:12:24What are you asking?
00:12:25Who do the hostas belong to?
00:12:27To this holy woman?
00:12:29Not a saint.
00:12:30Wasn't she a saint?
00:12:31What do you mean, a saint?
00:12:33She was a dog.
00:12:34A gypsy.
00:12:35A whore.
00:12:36A whore.
00:12:37What do you mean, a whore?
00:12:39She gave all her money to the poor.
00:12:41The old witch.
00:12:43Wasn't she merciful?
00:12:44What do you mean merciful?
00:12:46Once, outside the church,
00:12:49a beggar snatched her.
00:12:53A beggar snatched her?
00:12:54Yes.
00:12:55My brothers didn't tell me that.
00:12:57Because they don't know.
00:12:59Do you know?
00:13:00Both inside and outside.
00:13:02Let's look for something else.
00:13:03In the movie, The Consumable, number 11,
00:13:05Dolph Lundgren put a poisonous tarantula in someone's bed.
00:13:10Tarantula? Where do they sell them?
00:13:11Everywhere.
00:13:12In Mexico, Costa Rica, Uruguay.
00:13:14What are you talking about?
00:13:15Tell me I went to Uruguay and I sold the tarantula.
00:13:18How will I get to the airport?
00:13:20Won't they find it for me?
00:13:21But my brothers told me that she organized meetings for the poor
00:13:24and cooked herself.
00:13:25Well, she didn't cook for the poor.
00:13:28She cooked for the poor.
00:13:30The unmerciful.
00:13:31The unmerciful saint.
00:13:33Ah!
00:13:34She says she's a whore.
00:13:35The whores died and she came out.
00:13:37My child, what are you saying?
00:13:39I'm saying the pain.
00:13:41Did you hear that?
00:13:42A whore.
00:13:43Not a whore.
00:13:45Didn't she die a virgin?
00:13:46A virgin?
00:13:47Yes, but her husband had a platonic relationship.
00:13:50Who says that?
00:13:51Who says that?
00:13:52I'm confused now.
00:13:53She had three kids.
00:13:55With a different boyfriend and all three of them.
00:13:58At the drugstore number 12,
00:14:00Dolph Lundgren...
00:14:01Leave the dialogue alone.
00:14:02And that Lundgren over there.
00:14:03Are you crazy?
00:14:04I want you to think of something else.
00:14:05Out of the blue.
00:14:06Do you have anything to say to me?
00:14:07I haven't killed that many people, boss.
00:14:09I haven't thrown a single bullet.
00:14:11Not a single bullet.
00:14:12That's why I watch movies.
00:14:13To train.
00:14:15Her husband used to dress her like that.
00:14:18Didn't they catch her with the name tag?
00:14:21To have sex?
00:14:22No, to play with her butt.
00:14:25The whole town had sex with her butt.
00:14:28Didn't they catch her with the mayor's tag?
00:14:31Didn't they catch her with the station's tag?
00:14:34Didn't they catch her with the doctor's tag?
00:14:36With this tag?
00:14:37No, with the doctor's tag at the hospital.
00:14:39He wasn't a smart doctor.
00:14:41He had three tags.
00:14:42He gave birth to two patients.
00:14:44He took them to the hospital and threw him out.
00:14:46But he was a monster.
00:14:48How did the church make him a saint?
00:14:50Who made him a saint?
00:14:52The church.
00:14:53Alexis.
00:14:54What are you doing here?
00:14:56Sisters, I'm glad you came.
00:14:58Because Mrs. Alexis is telling me all kinds of things.
00:15:01What are you saying, Alexis?
00:15:02You're confusing her.
00:15:03The truth.
00:15:04She told me about the saint.
00:15:05That he had three children.
00:15:06From three different wives.
00:15:08What are you saying, baby, about Saint Calendula?
00:15:10Who?
00:15:11Saint Calendula.
00:15:13Saint Calendula.
00:15:15Yes.
00:15:16To whom do they belong?
00:15:18To Saint Calendula.
00:15:22Is Saint Calendula in the box?
00:15:25Who's in the box?
00:15:28Your mother-in-law?
00:15:30Do you hear now that it's Saint Calendula?
00:15:33No, no, I knew it.
00:15:35It doesn't seem like it.
00:15:37Yes, because she gets confused sometimes.
00:15:39She's a little silly.
00:15:42The truth is that I kicked her.
00:15:46Good, good.
00:15:47So, good night, good evening.
00:15:49You're very tired.
00:15:50Go to bed and rest.
00:15:52Go to Filtati, my dear sister.
00:15:55She should rest too.
00:15:56And we should go to the temple.
00:15:59Good night, sisters.
00:16:01Good night.
00:16:02Good night.
00:16:03Good night.
00:16:04May the blessing of Saint Calendula fall on your head.
00:16:11My dear friend Jeanette.
00:16:13How much do you try with this illegal love?
00:16:16Oh, my dear friend Tanya.
00:16:18I'm so glad you understand me.
00:16:20The bird is attractive.
00:16:23It changed my perception of life.
00:16:25It renewed my senses.
00:16:27But slowly it becomes very dangerous.
00:16:30Because it wants me exclusively for them.
00:16:32And I say to it, my Christian, my husband.
00:16:35It doesn't matter to me.
00:16:36It turns to the side and flutters.
00:16:38And it flutters hard, my dear Jeanette.
00:16:40It's like a tractor.
00:16:41Why don't you try Greek movies?
00:16:43I've heard they're very effective.
00:16:45We tried them, but they gave him an allergy.
00:16:47Pity.
00:16:48Anyway, what were we saying?
00:16:50How attractive the bird is.
00:16:52Yes, but it's very jealous.
00:16:54That means it loves you, my dear Jeanette.
00:16:56Yes, but it needs me to separate the burden and marry it.
00:17:00So it can sleep and wake up with me next to it.
00:17:03Oh, how romantic.
00:17:05It wants me exclusively for it.
00:17:07But what do all men do crazy about me?
00:17:09Your unparalleled beauty, Jeanette.
00:17:11Yes, but this beauty has been ruined.
00:17:14I understand you.
00:17:15I'm also a little attracted to my own beauty.
00:17:18Well, we're not the same beautiful.
00:17:20Don't take it personally.
00:17:22You're just happy.
00:17:24I'm a goddess.
00:17:25Just happy with such feet?
00:17:27With such lips?
00:17:28With such eyes?
00:17:30You can't be a second.
00:17:32A simple, humble bouzouki.
00:17:34I'm Jeanette of Sevastou.
00:17:36The most aristocratic lady of Paparia.
00:17:38I'm so pissed off,
00:17:40that I want to be more beautiful.
00:17:42But what can I do?
00:17:43I'm on a secret mission, I told the law,
00:17:45and I can't speak.
00:17:47You got it, Tania.
00:17:49Come on, don't get angry, my dear Jeanette.
00:17:51Everyone knows you're the most beautiful woman in Paparia.
00:17:54Now you're right.
00:17:56Mrs. Jeanette, Mrs. Jeanette, Mrs. Jeanette.
00:17:59Am I bothering you?
00:18:00You're only bothering me when I see you.
00:18:02Anyway, what the hell did you come here to tell me again?
00:18:04The gardener in the garden has changed Mrs. Jeanette.
00:18:07Don't you remember what you told him to put the tulips,
00:18:09where to put the violets, and where to put the jasmines?
00:18:11Oh my God, I've explained it to him 40 times.
00:18:14This lower person is a dimwit.
00:18:17Can you come to the garden and explain it to him again?
00:18:20Come, what can I do?
00:18:21I'm sorry, my dear Tania.
00:18:23I'm going to the garden for a while.
00:18:25What are we, rich people, doing?
00:18:27Do your job, my dear Jeanette.
00:18:29I'm going, you idiot.
00:18:32I'm going.
00:18:38Now you're going to see, Jeanette,
00:18:40to learn that you're over-optimistic and autocratic.
00:18:43I'm going to steal her cell phone right away
00:18:46and I'm going to put the microchip in it,
00:18:49as my boss told me.
00:18:54Hello, hello.
00:18:55Daisy, good morning.
00:18:56Daisy, good morning.
00:18:57Over.
00:18:58Come on, honey, I'm listening. Over.
00:19:00I have Jeanette's phone and the chip in my hands.
00:19:03Where should I put it?
00:19:04Over.
00:19:05Where should I put it?
00:19:06Over.
00:19:07I was going to tell you now where to put it.
00:19:09You'll put it on the phone.
00:19:11I'm moving on to the next step of the mission.
00:19:13Over.
00:19:16What happened?
00:19:17Chief, you won't believe it.
00:19:19The cell phone is gone.
00:19:20What do you mean?
00:19:21Jeanette's cell phone fell into the toilet bowl.
00:19:24You burned me.
00:19:28I forgot my diploma.
00:19:30Why do you say that, sister Karamazov?
00:19:32Since it was Saint Kalendula's bones.
00:19:37Why do you insist?
00:19:38Because there is no Saint Kalendula.
00:19:41What are you saying?
00:19:42I've known Saint Kalendula for years.
00:19:44I've read at least three of her biographies.
00:19:47Of Kalendula?
00:19:48Of course.
00:19:49She lived in Alexandria in the 3rd century AD.
00:19:52She was well-educated and virtuous
00:19:54and spent all her wealth on the poor.
00:19:57Of course, there are historians who claim that she was a gypsy.
00:20:01But I don't read them because she's a heretic.
00:20:04Really?
00:20:05Of course.
00:20:07What should I do, chief?
00:20:08Jeanette's cell phone fell into the toilet bowl.
00:20:11What should I do?
00:20:12You burned me.
00:20:14Okay, chief.
00:20:15I made a mistake.
00:20:16The point is to fix it.
00:20:18If you don't fix it, what should we fix?
00:20:20What should I do?
00:20:21Leave the cell phone where it is
00:20:23and take it to the living room.
00:20:25And make sure they don't recognize us.
00:20:28The fool brought the fool.
00:20:33Gaius Tiberius Grothus loved Saint Kalendula madly.
00:20:37But only in a platonic way.
00:20:38Because Kalendula was a heretic.
00:20:40And she died a virgin.
00:20:42Of course, there are heretic writers
00:20:44who say that she had three children from three different heretics.
00:20:48Do you mean that Saint Kalendula existed?
00:20:52Well, yes.
00:20:53I'm giving you so many details.
00:20:55Yes.
00:20:56The bones found by the two heretics
00:20:59belong to Saint Kalendula.
00:21:01Well, yes.
00:21:02Teacher, how were the bones found
00:21:04from the pyramids of Egypt
00:21:06in the forest of Papraia?
00:21:08It's an amazing story.
00:21:10I've read it in the memoirs of Saint Augustine.
00:21:14Really?
00:21:15Oh, oh, oh.
00:21:17We're suffering in the heat
00:21:19because my Cyprus is stupid.
00:21:22Ah!
00:21:23Why did you hit her?
00:21:24Because my Cyprus is angry.
00:21:26Oh, my God.
00:21:27What a fascist she is, Jeannette.
00:21:29Oh, my God.
00:21:30I got stuck in the sun.
00:21:31Go get me a glass of water.
00:21:33Ah!
00:21:34I see, Mrs. Jeannette.
00:21:36Get out of here.
00:21:37Right away, Mrs. Jeannette.
00:21:39She's unbearable, too.
00:21:45Come, my sweet Susanna.
00:21:47Of course, I remember it, my sweet Susanna.
00:21:50Of course, I'll come.
00:21:53My manicurist, Susanna.
00:21:55She's a wonderful girl.
00:21:57You should try her.
00:21:59Oh, your manicurist was in your cell?
00:22:02Yes.
00:22:03Does your manicurist take you to the normal cell?
00:22:06Of course.
00:22:07Why do you ask?
00:22:08Nothing.
00:22:09Because you said you'd have another cell for your friends
00:22:12and another for the paratroopers who serve you.
00:22:14No, dear.
00:22:15I have a cell for everyone.
00:22:17I'm a very democratic person.
00:22:19Ah!
00:22:21Once upon a time, a very noble Greek aristocrat,
00:22:24Princess Isabelle,
00:22:25wanted to transport the holy relics of the Virgin Mary to Mystra.
00:22:29But her ship sank.
00:22:31Isabelle drowned.
00:22:32The sailors drowned, too.
00:22:34But the hostess found them in the sea,
00:22:37on the beach below Paparia.
00:22:39A shepherd found them,
00:22:40put them together,
00:22:41and buried them in our area.
00:22:43But he didn't know who buried them.
00:22:46And from all the people,
00:22:49the hostesses,
00:22:50these two sinners found them.
00:22:52Well, the priest sent the holy relics to Pinesa.
00:22:56I don't believe that.
00:22:58And I do everything to reveal them.
00:23:01Whatever these gods do,
00:23:03I find them suspicious.
00:23:07Chief,
00:23:08I was hoping to mention that I did it by the sea.
00:23:10The phone I threw in the basin
00:23:12belongs to Baron Sevastou.
00:23:14You're nothing, baby.
00:23:16Don't talk to me like that. I'm upset.
00:23:18I finished the police academy with a maximum of 10.
00:23:21What are you talking about?
00:23:22The maximum in the police academy is 20.
00:23:26Why didn't I get a 10?
00:23:27Because you threw it in the basin.
00:23:30Don't talk to me like that. I'll fix it.
00:23:33How can you?
00:23:34Will you take the exams again?
00:23:36No.
00:23:37I'll find a way to call Zanette
00:23:40so we can watch her.
00:23:41Leave the phone. You've made a lot of noise.
00:23:44We'll move on to plan 2.
00:23:46Sister Tzavara, we're trapped.
00:23:48I can't accept this, Sister Katsamba.
00:23:50You have to accept it.
00:23:52The sooner you accept it, the better for all of us.
00:23:55What if we take the relics one night from the temple
00:23:58and hide them somewhere else?
00:24:00The best way to hide something you don't want to show
00:24:03is in front of everyone.
00:24:05What do you suggest?
00:24:06So that no one ever finds out
00:24:09about the relics I found in the forest.
00:24:11We have to say that they are the relics of the Holy Calendula.
00:24:14We don't just have to say it.
00:24:16We have to shout it out.
00:24:18How can we do that?
00:24:19There's only one solution.
00:24:20The Honourable Mayor of Paparia,
00:24:23Danos Karavidoglou.
00:24:25I forgot my cell phone.
00:24:27We won't put the doll in Zanette's cell phone.
00:24:30Yes, Chief. Over.
00:24:32We'll put it on top of her,
00:24:34on something Zanette always wears.
00:24:36What does Zanette always wear?
00:24:38A dress.
00:24:39Do you think I'm crazy?
00:24:41Zanette wears a dress,
00:24:42but she doesn't wear the same dress every day.
00:24:45That's right, because she's also a pastor.
00:24:47What does she wear every day,
00:24:49Zanette, morning and night?
00:24:51A mask, a light crayon.
00:24:54Have we started the nonsense?
00:24:55I don't understand, Chief. What do you want?
00:24:57Does any of my Christians wear it?
00:25:00Oh, yes. Her ring, the good one.
00:25:02Oh, that's what's going to happen.
00:25:03What?
00:25:04You're going to take a picture of the ring,
00:25:06and in the picture we're going to make a ring
00:25:08that's going to have the doll inside.
00:25:10Oh, that's what you're saying.
00:25:12And you make me feel like I'm playing a movie with James Bond.
00:25:15No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:17I have my problems,
00:25:18and I have the mayor of Karavidoglou, Hypocrite,
00:25:21threatening me.
00:25:22What did Thobectis do to you?
00:25:24Do you remember my wonderful plans for the beach bar in Kalabouta?
00:25:27That one with the ex-presidents, you say?
00:25:29Fantastic plans.
00:25:30They upgrade our place and the tourist attraction.
00:25:33Think, my love, think.
00:25:34Think, my love, think.
00:25:36On Kalabouta beach, which is now deserted and unused,
00:25:39a bar in a rich center,
00:25:41where they're only going to work with shiny carpets,
00:25:45instead of wearing a shirt.
00:25:47And they're going to serve the drink on pirogues.
00:25:50And the carpets are going to be fluttering.
00:25:52Flats, pirogue, flats, pirogue.
00:25:55Flats, pirogue, flats, pirogue.
00:25:58My dear, you're a genius.
00:26:00Tell me, my love,
00:26:01isn't this too much for Paparia?
00:26:03Well, this is European level.
00:26:05And you say,
00:26:06flats, pirogue, flats, pirogue.
00:26:08Not even in Ibiza it's this big.
00:26:10Not even in Dubai, you say.
00:26:12And where does Karavidoglou fit in?
00:26:13We used to have an agreement.
00:26:15Now the old man turns it around
00:26:17and tells me that on Kalabouta beach
00:26:19there's the church of St. Thecla.
00:26:22Well, now he's discovered it.
00:26:23Come on.
00:26:24Does my husband want it?
00:26:25Do you want me not to suggest it to him?
00:26:27But he makes it unacceptable.
00:26:28Well, we've come here so many times.
00:26:30Yes, now all of a sudden he's become indisputable.
00:26:32And what are you going to do, my husband?
00:26:34I'm thinking of getting rid of him.
00:26:37You mean...
00:26:38No, I mean getting rid of him as mayor.
00:26:41How?
00:26:42I'm going to make him mayor.
00:26:44I don't understand what's wrong with me.
00:26:46I've been paying him for so many years
00:26:48for the pre-election campaigns.
00:26:50Now I'm going to make the same money,
00:26:51but for myself.
00:26:52And when I become mayor,
00:26:54I'll get as many permits as I want
00:26:56for the businesses I want.
00:26:58My dear, it's not easy to get along with him.
00:27:00He's been a mayor for so many years.
00:27:02He's had a very strong relationship with the voters.
00:27:05Let him be influenced by his channel.
00:27:07My dear fellow citizens, good morning.
00:27:10Welcome to the En Duto Nika channel.
00:27:14The channel of virtue and respect.
00:27:18Today, we're going to talk about the issue of ignorance among young people.
00:27:23My fellow citizens,
00:27:26The lesson of ignorance
00:27:28should be taught in schools immediately.
00:27:31Because our young people
00:27:33do a lot of nonsense.
00:27:35Where do you lose them?
00:27:36Where do you find them?
00:27:37In the bathroom.
00:27:38And they do this job.
00:27:40They lock themselves in
00:27:42and you knock on their door.
00:27:44And you sit outside the bathroom
00:27:46and wait like a fool.
00:27:48Come out, my child,
00:27:50so I can do what I need to do.
00:27:52I'll do it myself.
00:27:53He doesn't do anything.
00:27:54He's just there,
00:27:55doing nothing.
00:27:57And because
00:27:59the child does a lot of nothing,
00:28:02you know,
00:28:03we must strictly
00:28:05limit
00:28:07this bad habit of young people.
00:28:09Because, as you all know,
00:28:12from a certain age on,
00:28:14ignorance diminishes.
00:28:17Also,
00:28:18in the event of a great outrage,
00:28:21you make a mess.
00:28:23I'm listening, chief.
00:28:25I'm listening carefully.
00:28:26Over.
00:28:27So, I'll be watching.
00:28:28You'll go to Janet's house.
00:28:30Easy.
00:28:31You'll have in your bag
00:28:33the ring with the doll I sent you.
00:28:35I see.
00:28:37And when you sit on the couch
00:28:39and talk to Janet,
00:28:41you'll say to her,
00:28:43Oh, what a nice ring this is, my dear.
00:28:47Let me try it.
00:28:49Yes, my sweet.
00:28:50Here you go.
00:28:52You'll wear it at the same time.
00:28:55You'll have the same thing
00:28:57in your bag.
00:28:59Oh, how delicious, my sweet.
00:29:02Yes, I love this piece.
00:29:06And suddenly you'll say,
00:29:09Look, a little bird.
00:29:11Where?
00:29:13Janet will tell you.
00:29:15There.
00:29:16There.
00:29:17And if the bird doesn't pass that time?
00:29:19You'll tell her lies, baby.
00:29:21So she'll go east.
00:29:23I don't get it.
00:29:25The bird is a demon.
00:29:28Tell him that.
00:29:30Look, a little bird, Janet.
00:29:33You'll tell her,
00:29:34Look, a little bird.
00:29:36And while she's looking for the bird,
00:29:39you'll change the rings.
00:29:45Amazing trick, chief.
00:29:47Over.
00:29:48There are, however,
00:29:50many scientists in Crete
00:29:52who claim that
00:29:54this bad habit
00:29:56makes the bird smaller.
00:29:58It has been observed by scientists
00:30:01that a young man
00:30:03in Connecticut, America,
00:30:05with a size of 17 inches,
00:30:09after intensive nesting practice,
00:30:12became 11 inches tall.
00:30:15The man lost 6 whole inches.
00:30:19Another one in Baltimore,
00:30:22with a size of 18 inches,
00:30:25after intensive nesting practice,
00:30:28became 7 inches tall.
00:30:30This is no longer a bird,
00:30:33it's a bird.
00:30:35A bird from a bird's nest.
00:30:37Blessed be the Holy Mother.
00:30:39Blessed be the Lord.
00:30:42I'm very happy to see you, sister.
00:30:45I'm happy to see you too, mayor,
00:30:47and I declare your humble miracle.
00:30:50Thank you, sister.
00:30:51I'm enjoying your show.
00:30:53I watch you every week.
00:30:55I haven't missed an episode.
00:30:57You and Mrs. Anita Pania.
00:30:59Yes, she's very good too,
00:31:01but lately she's lost her quality.
00:31:05And you, always at the top.
00:31:08Especially your last show
00:31:10was very educational.
00:31:12You covered the subject of avnanism.
00:31:14Yes, I know a lot about avnanism.
00:31:17I study it every day
00:31:19since my adolescence.
00:31:21I can see that.
00:31:22And where can you see the subject
00:31:24of my next show?
00:31:25Who will it be, mayor?
00:31:27I will send another bad habit
00:31:29of our youth.
00:31:30Which mayor?
00:31:32The stomach one.
00:31:33The stomach one?
00:31:35It seems so.
00:31:36How innocent and virtuous you are.
00:31:38Oh my God!
00:31:39You say the other one.
00:31:40Oh my God!
00:31:41Excuse me.
00:31:42Yes.
00:31:43That's what I say in my shows.
00:31:45That's why so many people follow you.
00:31:48But you,
00:31:49why did you call me, Holy Mother of God?
00:31:52Do you have anything to report to me?
00:31:55Some financial scandal
00:31:57or some sexual scandal,
00:32:00even better?
00:32:02Me, mayor,
00:32:03I called you for a very good purpose.
00:32:06I have very good news.
00:32:08But the good news
00:32:09doesn't make any sense.
00:32:11The news I'm going to tell you
00:32:12will be a disaster.
00:32:13The engines of the AGB
00:32:14will go red.
00:32:16But what is this news?
00:32:17Our nuns,
00:32:18guests,
00:32:19missed the Holy Calendar.
00:32:27Eusebius Voskos
00:32:29found the bones.
00:32:31He put them together
00:32:33and buried them
00:32:34on the side of Kargaletsi,
00:32:36near the monastery.
00:32:38But
00:32:39he didn't know
00:32:40that the Holy Calendar was burning
00:32:42until
00:32:43the very Calendar
00:32:45appeared in the sleep
00:32:47of our holy abbess,
00:32:49sister Katsamba.
00:32:51And the sister
00:32:53brought her to the temple.
00:32:55So, all the believers,
00:32:56come to the monastery
00:32:59to worship her.
00:33:01What should we do?
00:33:02To come and worship her.
00:33:04And the Holy Calendar?
00:33:05It's called the Calendar.
00:33:06That's it.
00:33:07And why should we worship her?
00:33:10To find the enlightenment,
00:33:11that's why.
00:33:12Oh, I have a lot of enlightenment
00:33:13on my own.
00:33:14I don't need the Holy Calendar.
00:33:16We call it the Calendar.
00:33:18Yes, that's it, the Calendar.
00:33:20And will we only come
00:33:21for the enlightenment?
00:33:23Not only for the enlightenment.
00:33:24You will also get money.
00:33:25Oh, now you're right.
00:33:27We will get money.
00:33:29And not only for you.
00:33:30You will bring people,
00:33:31a lot of people.
00:33:32And for everyone
00:33:33who will come from you,
00:33:35you will get a lot more.
00:33:37Ah, nice.
00:33:38How much will you give?
00:33:39How much do you want?
00:33:4020 euros per head.
00:33:42You're killing me.
00:33:43Yes, but you also give people
00:33:45to worship the Holy Calendar.
00:33:47Yes, but 20 euros per head?
00:33:49Okay, okay, don't cry.
00:33:51We will make you
00:33:52an offering, maybe carmine.
00:33:54Please give me
00:33:55a better price.
00:33:56Let's make them
00:33:57in the middle of the group, huh?
00:33:58Your Holy Calendar.
00:33:59In the 10 people
00:34:00who come together,
00:34:02you will pay 9 euros.
00:34:04In the 10 heads,
00:34:05one gift.
00:34:06Guys,
00:34:07in the 7 heads,
00:34:08one gift.
00:34:09In the 8 heads,
00:34:10and we're done.
00:34:11Amen.
00:34:12You have a lot of money
00:34:13in your pockets.
00:34:14A lot.
00:34:15What are you saying, Peter?
00:34:16It's a big miracle
00:34:18for the Holy Calendar.
00:34:19What miracles does Peter do?
00:34:21Everything.
00:34:22He marries,
00:34:23he cures,
00:34:24he gets rich.
00:34:25Do you want to be cured?
00:34:26Do you want to get married?
00:34:27The Holy Calendar.
00:34:28Do you want to get married?
00:34:29The Holy Calendar will find you.
00:34:31Do you want to get rich?
00:34:32The Holy Calendar
00:34:33will bring you money.
00:34:35Worship the Holy Calendar
00:34:37and in two weeks
00:34:38you will lose 30 kilos.
00:34:40No diet,
00:34:41no gym,
00:34:42no fat absorption.
00:34:44That's a miracle.
00:34:45What am I telling you now?
00:34:47What are you saying?
00:34:48Do something.
00:34:49Oh, what are you saying?
00:34:51A girl
00:34:52to worship the Holy Calendar.
00:34:54A girl
00:34:55to worship the Holy Calendar.
00:34:57As soon as she worshiped the Holy Calendar
00:34:59she lost 2 kilos.
00:35:00Then let's go tomorrow to worship.
00:35:02I want to lose 2 kilos too.
00:35:04I don't care what you want.
00:35:06I want money.
00:35:07I want money.
00:35:08Give me the Holy Calendar.
00:35:09I told you.
00:35:10You worship the Holy Calendar
00:35:12and you get rich.
00:35:13One of you worshiped
00:35:14and the next day
00:35:15you won the lottery.
00:35:16One of you prayed to the Holy Calendar
00:35:19and at night
00:35:21the Holy Calendar came to his sleep
00:35:22and told him the numbers of the joker.
00:35:24One of you worshiped the Holy Calendar
00:35:26and told him the numbers of the roulette in the casino.
00:35:29The guy threw the bag in the air.
00:35:32He took the money.
00:35:34We have to worship the Holy Calendar
00:35:36this week.
00:35:38And then
00:35:39something else.
00:35:43What are you telling me, Halima?
00:35:44About the priesthood?
00:35:46Not that I'm listening.
00:35:47Tell me now.
00:35:48Does the Holy Calendar do anything?
00:35:49Not at all.
00:35:50The priesthood
00:35:51is a routine
00:35:53for the Holy Calendar.
00:35:55Five priesthoods a week.
00:35:58And only the priesthood?
00:36:00All of them.
00:36:01One of you worshipped the Holy Calendar
00:36:03and lost all his hair.
00:36:06The next day
00:36:07he woke up
00:36:08with new hair like Katerina's.
00:36:11His hair was ready.
00:36:14One of you believed the Holy Calendar
00:36:17and the next morning
00:36:18he spoke English.
00:36:20And the other one
00:36:21didn't believe the Holy Calendar
00:36:24and lost her wallet.
00:36:27She lost her husband
00:36:29who took her money.
00:36:31And she lost her hair
00:36:33from her permanent haircut.
00:36:36And all of this
00:36:37because of the anger of the Holy Calendar.
00:36:39I believe in the Holy Calendar.
00:36:41My husband...
00:36:42I believe too.
00:36:43Tomorrow we're going to worship it.
00:36:46I'm so excited.
00:36:48Why are you so happy?
00:36:50I did as you told me.
00:36:52I got Jeanette's ring.
00:36:54I tried it on.
00:36:55I told her it was beautiful
00:36:56and then I told her.
00:36:58Look, a bird!
00:37:00Where is the bird?
00:37:01There, on the window.
00:37:03Where is it? I can't see it.
00:37:05And while this idiot
00:37:06was looking for the bird
00:37:07I changed the rings
00:37:09in a hurry.
00:37:12But where is the bird?
00:37:14Oh, now it's gone.
00:37:16What a shame.
00:37:17So I kept her ring
00:37:19and gave her the ring with the bird.
00:37:21Well done, my dear.
00:37:22That's why I love you.
00:37:24Thank you, Archbishop.
00:37:27Why are you leaving so quickly,
00:37:29my only love?
00:37:30Stop it, Piasoto.
00:37:32Don't torture me anymore.
00:37:33You know I'm not supposed to.
00:37:34I'm married.
00:37:35I've been with too many women in my life.
00:37:37More than 5,000.
00:37:39What's wrong with these two writers?
00:37:41They keep saying the same things.
00:37:43But my feelings for you don't change.
00:37:45Yes, but how many times
00:37:46will I have to tell you
00:37:47that I'm married?
00:37:48I'm tired of it.
00:37:49Shh!
00:37:51You won't be married for long.
00:37:53What do you mean?
00:37:55Jeanette, I've thought it over very well.
00:37:58I'm going to kill Varonos.
00:38:00Who's Varonos?
00:38:02Varonos Munchausen.
00:38:03What are you asking?
00:38:05I can't share you anymore.
00:38:07One of us will leave the middle.
00:38:09And he will be Varonos.
00:38:13My God!
00:38:14What shocking news!
00:38:17Varonos' life is in danger.
00:38:19I can't believe it.
00:38:20We said it.
00:38:21These two writers
00:38:22are no longer for the base.
00:38:23But how far will they go?
00:38:25Is it possible for them to give you
00:38:27such ideas to kill Varonos?
00:38:29No, no, Soto.
00:38:31Please.
00:38:32Get these thoughts out of your head.
00:38:34I can't.
00:38:35I can't,
00:38:36unless you're exclusively mine.
00:38:38Oh!
00:38:40What do you mean,
00:38:41what do you mean,
00:38:42if you're exclusively mine?
00:38:44Do you have any other girl in your mind?
00:38:47Of course not.
00:38:48Then tell me,
00:38:50when will we celebrate?
00:38:52Wait until the summer is over
00:38:54and we'll see.
00:38:56Jeanette,
00:38:57I don't celebrate in the summer.
00:38:59Wait until it gets cold.
00:39:01Do you want to celebrate in autumn?
00:39:03No, no,
00:39:04autumn is very melancholic.
00:39:06Then in winter.
00:39:08Winter?
00:39:09In the cold?
00:39:10Can't I put on a jacket?
00:39:12Can't I put on a tank top?
00:39:14Can't I take it off?
00:39:16Do you want to go in the spring?
00:39:18Not in the spring.
00:39:19I have allergies.
00:39:20I get colds.
00:39:22Then we should go in the summer.
00:39:24It will be warm.
00:39:25It will be, right?
00:39:26Yes, but there's no other season.
00:39:28I'm sick.
00:39:29It's four o'clock.
00:39:30It's four o'clock, right?
00:39:31Wait until the summer is over
00:39:33and we'll see.
00:39:34Should we wait a year?
00:39:36Why?
00:39:37Why, Sifi?
00:39:38Pinelope has been waiting for Odysseus for 20 years.
00:39:42What are you talking about, Marouso?
00:39:44You'll be a pig in 20 years.
00:39:46You're talking nonsense, Grousouzi.
00:39:48Oh, Soto,
00:39:49what can I do to cheer you up?
00:39:51Leave it.
00:39:52Nothing can be done now.
00:39:53Fate has decided for us.
00:39:55The only cure will be
00:39:57to never meet you,
00:39:59to never see your magical beauty.
00:40:02Marouso,
00:40:03I can't wait too long.
00:40:05I'm in love with you.
00:40:07What's wrong, Sifi?
00:40:08I can't wait.
00:40:10I want you in my sleep.
00:40:12Do you eat a lot at night?
00:40:14No, I draw beautiful pictures.
00:40:16I want you in my dreams.
00:40:18You're like a fairy.
00:40:20You wear a tight blouse
00:40:22and you dream.
00:40:24And when you dream,
00:40:25you open your mouth a little
00:40:27and the stars move.
00:40:29Hold the stars.
00:40:32Hold the stars.
00:40:34And when you wake up,
00:40:36you're all sweaty.
00:40:38I understand you,
00:40:39but what can I do?
00:40:41You're like a fairy.
00:40:43You wear a tight blouse
00:40:45and you dream.
00:40:47And when you dream,
00:40:49you open your mouth a little
00:40:51and the stars move.
00:40:53Hold the stars.
00:40:55Hold the stars.
00:40:57And when you wake up,
00:40:59you're all sweaty.
00:41:01Hold the stars.
00:41:03Hold the stars.
00:41:05Hold the stars.
00:41:07And when you wake up,
00:41:09you're all sweaty.
00:41:11I understand you,
00:41:14but what can I do?
00:41:17You're like a fairy.
00:41:19You wear a tight blouse
00:41:21and you dream.
00:41:23And when you wake up,
00:41:25you open your mouth a little
00:41:27and the stars move.
00:41:30Let the weather cool down a bit. Let time pass a bit.
00:41:33There is no more time. The counter-measurement has begun.
00:41:36I didn't wait long enough!
00:41:38But with the wait, you grow, you grow and you get fat.
00:41:41How much should I grow? I'm already very big.
00:41:44Oh my God! Oh my God!
00:41:47Why am I so beautiful? Why do I like it so much?
00:41:51I understand that you like it.
00:41:53It's just that I'm not psychologically ready yet, my son.
00:41:56Okay, Marousso. I'll wait.
00:41:59I'll wait because I don't like anyone else as much as you do.
00:42:05From a young age I realized
00:42:09That I have something special
00:42:13That I have something that attracts him
00:42:17And he runs after me
00:42:20Every Sunday
00:42:24Whether it's the eyes or the mouth
00:42:29Either he pulls this body
00:42:33Honestly, I haven't found it yet
00:42:37Because I never
00:42:41Because I never
00:42:44I don't care
00:42:47Because I like it so much
00:42:53I ask and I wonder
00:42:57And I can't give an explanation
00:43:01I tell you, I can't
00:43:05We follow each other everywhere
00:43:09And even if we fall in the cliff
00:43:13Men love me
00:43:18And I love them too
00:43:24How many times have I not held hands
00:43:28For a glance, a kiss
00:43:32And since no knives have come out so far
00:43:36Don't come out now
00:43:39Please
00:43:44Whether it's the legs, whether it's the middle
00:43:49Whether it's the breast, whether it's the hips
00:43:53This thing that I like on top
00:43:57Whether I was born
00:44:01Whether I was born
00:44:04For destruction
00:44:07Because I like it so much
00:44:12I ask and I wonder
00:44:16And I can't give an explanation
00:44:20I tell you, I can't
00:44:24We follow each other everywhere
00:44:28And even if we fall in the cliff
00:44:32Men love me
00:44:36And I love them too
00:44:43Hello, hello?
00:44:45Daisy, good chief. Daisy, good chief. Over.
00:44:48Come on, Manitza, I'm listening. Over.
00:44:50Chief, I heard something shocking.
00:44:52Go ahead.
00:44:53The life of Varomo is in absolute danger.
00:44:56From moment to moment, he may be dead.
00:44:59A crowd, a crowd of blessings, my good friends,
00:45:02are closing in on the monastery of Panagia of Indrehtra.
00:45:05Visitors from all over Greece
00:45:09arrive in Paparia
00:45:11to worship the Holy Lipsana of Agia Kalentoula.
00:45:15Many believers saw her blessing them in their sleep.
00:45:19We have dozens of testimonies,
00:45:22but I am notified by the control
00:45:24that we have a connection with our reporter,
00:45:28Ornella Zachtadzidou.
00:45:30She is in the central square below Paparia.
00:45:33What's going on, Ornella?
00:45:35What is the world telling you?
00:45:37The people of Paparia are thrilled with the new blessing.
00:45:41Many are planning to worship our monastery, like our friends.
00:45:46Yes, good morning.
00:45:48Good morning, my friends.
00:45:50Yes, good morning.
00:45:52Good morning, my good friends.
00:45:53Good morning, Mr. Karavidoglou, and congratulations on your show.
00:45:56Thank you, my good friends.
00:45:58What's your name?
00:45:59Ilaria.
00:46:00Who is Ilaria?
00:46:01Ilaria.
00:46:02Yes, Ilaria.
00:46:03What do you have to tell us?
00:46:05I saw St. Callendula.
00:46:07In your sleep, too, like St. Igoumeni?
00:46:10Yes, yes, yes.
00:46:11And I will definitely go and worship her.
00:46:14Since yesterday, St. Alipsanathis,
00:46:16you have been in popular worship.
00:46:19Yes, yes, I know.
00:46:20I said, I will definitely go.
00:46:21Congratulations.
00:46:22Yes, will you give me a gift?
00:46:23What gift should I give you?
00:46:25What show are you on?
00:46:26Don't you give gifts?
00:46:27An hour in a refrigerator.
00:46:28All right, let's give you a gift.
00:46:31Yes, all right, but give it.
00:46:32We will give you a picture of St. Callendula.
00:46:35Ah, you are in a hurry.
00:46:37What do you want?
00:46:38Do you want us to give you a car,
00:46:40because you saw St. Callendula in your sleep?
00:46:42Well, you didn't say the whole thing.
00:46:44Can't you give me a frieze?
00:46:45All right, we'll give you a frieze.
00:46:48Good morning.
00:46:49Let's move on to our next friend.
00:46:53Come on, Ornella.
00:46:55What do you want, mother?
00:46:56I want whatever the whole village wants.
00:47:00I want to go and worship St. Callendula.
00:47:02Why do you want to worship Zanta?
00:47:04Because his sister, Furnaratsi,
00:47:07told me that St. Callendula does miracles.
00:47:10She cures, heals,
00:47:12and has a small shop.
00:47:15Zanta, do you have a small shop?
00:47:18No, but I don't want to go in advance.
00:47:21Your health is fine.
00:47:22You will cure everyone.
00:47:24It's not just St. Callendula.
00:47:26What else is it, mother?
00:47:28So many years.
00:47:30Years.
00:47:31Only you.
00:47:32What do you want to say, mother?
00:47:34So many years in a row.
00:47:37I'm tired.
00:47:38So what?
00:47:39Will St. Callendula find you a husband?
00:47:42You have to work for St. Fanourios.
00:47:44We will go to St. Fanourios, but later.
00:47:46First, we have to go to St. Callendula.
00:47:49Zanta.
00:47:50But how will St. Fanourios find me a husband
00:47:52if I'm in bad shape?
00:47:54That's why first we have to go to St. Callendula
00:47:58to be cured, to be cured.
00:48:00And then we go to St. Fanourios.
00:48:03To cure you?
00:48:04Yes.
00:48:05Because Panagiota of Kambouratsi,
00:48:08whom you worshipped,
00:48:10told me that St. Callendula
00:48:13makes you like Dua Lipa.
00:48:15I saw Panagiota yesterday,
00:48:17and she looked the same to me.
00:48:19No, you have improved, it's obvious.
00:48:22And you'll see that in a month,
00:48:24Dua Lipa will be the same.
00:48:26Okay, we'll see in a month.
00:48:28No, in a month.
00:48:29Now we have to go and worship.
00:48:31Because if Panagiota becomes Dua Lipa in a month,
00:48:34why should I wait?
00:48:35Come, Ornella.
00:48:37What lady is next to you?
00:48:39Yes.
00:48:40Good morning, Mr. Karavidoglou.
00:48:43We're listening to you, ma'am.
00:48:45What's your name?
00:48:46Mandalena.
00:48:47Nice name.
00:48:49What do you have to tell us, Mandalena?
00:48:51I'm sorry,
00:48:52because the Yalouron language is a bit lost.
00:48:55I, as you say,
00:48:56had a nervous breakdown.
00:48:59Ah, too bad.
00:49:00Very bad.
00:49:02Did you have a fever?
00:49:03A big one.
00:49:05I couldn't sleep.
00:49:07All night I was coughing.
00:49:10I was coughing with my lips.
00:49:13I was coughing with my teeth.
00:49:15Nothing was happening.
00:49:17Until one day,
00:49:19I saw, the night I fell asleep,
00:49:22Saint Kalendula,
00:49:24Her Great Grace.
00:49:25And the next day,
00:49:27I woke up as Jet.
00:49:29I'm sorry,
00:49:30how did you wake up?
00:49:32Jet.
00:49:33Ah, I see.
00:49:35Jet.
00:49:36Yes.
00:49:37I was cured, I'm sorry,
00:49:39by Saint Kalendula.
00:49:41Well done, Mrs. Mandalena.
00:49:44You win an image of Saint Kalendula
00:49:48and a toaster.
00:49:49Thank you very much.
00:49:52And you know,
00:49:53I vote for you as a donor.
00:49:55Me and my whole family,
00:49:57that has raised me without children.
00:49:59Nice.
00:50:00Thank you very much.
00:50:01That's why I give you a toaster,
00:50:04so you can eat toasts to my health.
00:50:07Come, Ornela.
00:50:09Let's go to our next friend.
00:50:19Saint Kalendula
00:50:25It's very crowded, I heard.
00:50:28Yes, it is.
00:50:29Saint Kalendula says it's very miraculous.
00:50:32Yes.
00:50:33Everyone says it.
00:50:34Saint Kalendula
00:50:38Are you going to be cured by Saint Kalendula?
00:50:40I'm going to be cured.
00:50:42Health.
00:50:43Health is above all.
00:50:45And everything else will happen.
00:50:48Saint Kalendula,
00:50:49you who revealed the numbers of the Joker,
00:50:52you who gave the new hair to Kasidiara,
00:50:55you gave light to my son Manolio to bring me a leaf
00:50:59so I can hug my grandchildren.
00:51:06What are you thinking of asking for, Gitsa?
00:51:09Health.
00:51:11What else?
00:51:12What else?
00:51:13Health is above all.
00:51:15Saint Kalendula,
00:51:17give me light and my son.
00:51:19Which of the two loves me more?
00:51:22Manolio?
00:51:23Me too, me too.
00:51:25Me too, me too.
00:51:27Or do you think Michalios will support me better?
00:51:30Me too, me too.
00:51:32Me too, me too.
00:51:34Who should I choose, Saint Kalendula?
00:51:36Who?
00:51:37I've been everywhere.
00:51:39I tried to find a solution, Father,
00:51:41but I couldn't find a solution to my problem.
00:51:44Give me a solution, please.
00:51:46I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my lady.
00:51:48Let the lady pass, let the lady pass.
00:51:51Let the lady pray.
00:51:53I'm sorry, my ladies, I'm sorry.
00:51:55Let the lady pray.
00:51:57Let the lady pray, my lady.
00:52:00Let the lady pray.
00:52:02Should I make room for them to pass?
00:52:05Do you know each other?
00:52:07No.
00:52:08No?
00:52:09No?
00:52:10No?
00:52:11No.
00:52:12What do you think, mother?
00:52:13Isn't she one of our eight?
00:52:15One of the blondes, right?
00:52:17What do you think, mother?
00:52:18Aren't we blondes?
00:52:19Yes, son, I know that.
00:52:21She's Mirsini Fortunaci.
00:52:23Where?
00:52:24Where?
00:52:25I'm Mirsini, the orthodox.
00:52:28What?
00:52:29Fortunaci or orthodox, what do you say?
00:52:32Fortunaci, mother.
00:52:33And what does the orthodox say?
00:52:35Can't you see?
00:52:36Calm down, Mirsini.
00:52:38Is the girl Fortunaci?
00:52:40Yes, mother.
00:52:41So she's one of our eight?
00:52:42No, mother.
00:52:43Since she's Fortunaci, isn't she one of our eight?
00:52:45Yes, mother.
00:52:46I'm telling you that our eight are not blondes.
00:52:49Mother, we are blondes.
00:52:51Shut up.
00:52:52Alexis, calm down.
00:52:54We're in the old town.
00:52:56Okay, okay.
00:52:58I'll give the place to the nun.
00:53:00You came to pray, didn't you?
00:53:03Saint Kalemboura?
00:53:04Yes, Saint Kalemboura.
00:53:06To save her from his pimps.
00:53:10What pimps, my dear?
00:53:13Mirsini!
00:53:15Who?
00:53:16Mirsini!
00:53:17Who?
00:53:18Leave me alone.
00:53:19Mirsini!
00:53:20Who pimps?
00:53:21Mirsini!
00:53:22Who pimps?
00:53:23That all the priests still say it.
00:53:26That in the prayer of my mother, my son,
00:53:29Marousso got up from the chair and started dancing.
00:53:35Nice, Fortunaci.
00:53:37Well done.
00:53:38Get up, mother.
00:53:39Did you dare to talk about my Marousso?
00:53:42That she was dancing with prostitutes?
00:53:45There?
00:53:46Ah, and you're going to hell.
00:53:49Get up, mother.
00:53:51Did you dare to catch my daughter in your mouth?
00:53:54My dear, the most honest and purest woman in the whole papacy.
00:54:00The most honest and purest woman in the whole papacy.
00:54:03Mirsini!
00:54:04Mirsini!
00:54:05Mirsini!
00:54:06Mirsini!
00:54:07Mirsini!
00:54:08Mirsini!
00:54:09Mirsini!
00:54:10Mirsini!
00:54:11Mirsini!
00:54:12Mirsini!
00:54:13Mirsini!
00:54:14Mirsini!
00:54:15Mirsini!
00:54:16Mirsini!
00:54:17Come, Ornela.
00:54:18Who are your friends?
00:54:19Yes, Mr. Karavidoglou, I'm in the air.
00:54:22Yes, ma'am, I'm listening.
00:54:24Are you in the air now?
00:54:25Yes, I am.
00:54:26Ah, I have a cramp.
00:54:28Come now.
00:54:29I'm a simple man too.
00:54:31Ah, I admire you very much.
00:54:35Tell us, did you have any experience with the Holy Calendula?
00:54:40A great experience.
00:54:42Describe it to us.
00:54:43What should I describe you?
00:54:44Not to describe you, but to describe us.
00:54:48Tell us what happened to you with the Holy Calendula.
00:54:51Ah!
00:54:54Tell us.
00:54:55Ah, yes.
00:54:56As you can see, I have a son, Gomari.
00:55:00He doesn't read at all.
00:55:02And the entrance exams come.
00:55:05Did he read, Vryzo?
00:55:07He didn't read.
00:55:08Did he read, Vryzo?
00:55:09He didn't read.
00:55:10Until before the results, I saw the Holy Calendula the previous night.
00:55:16Hold on a second.
00:55:17The Holy Calendula.
00:55:19And that's how he passed.
00:55:21He must have written something to pass at the university.
00:55:24No, he didn't write anything.
00:55:26But fortunately, the Holy Calendula blinded the examiners and they passed him.
00:55:31Did you see how everything is done with respect?
00:55:34Ah, I saw it, I didn't see it.
00:55:36But after he passed, it's been four years.
00:55:39In the first year, he passed.
00:55:41What a pity, young man.
00:55:43Did Kerameos cut him off?
00:55:45Yes, this blonde cut him off.
00:55:47And now I want to go to the Holy Calendula to worship him,
00:55:50to pass him by and to cut him off from the first year,
00:55:53don't say the Stournari.
00:55:55I wish you all the best.
00:55:57You have from me a picture of the Holy Calendula
00:56:02and a karaoke device with all the summer hits of 2024.
00:56:08Ah, and the phone number of the choir?
00:56:11That too, even if he has it.
00:56:13First thing.
00:56:14Thank you. God bless you, our mayor.
00:56:16Let's move on to our next friend.
00:56:19Come on, Ornella. Let's go to our next friend.
00:56:22Oh, my dear sister Katsamba, you were so right.
00:56:26Ever since our good mayor
00:56:28made a show about the absence of the holy calendar,
00:56:31our monastery has been filled with blessed pilgrims.
00:56:36Did you hear what I said?
00:56:37The best place to hide something is in front of everyone.
00:56:40The absence of the holy calendar
00:56:42helped us unload the bones of our mother-in-law, Alexis,
00:56:45and you gave birth to us from the oxen of the faithful.
00:56:48Sister Katsamba, you're the smartest sister I've ever met.
00:56:53I am, but I'm not saying it because I'm in a memory.
00:56:54You have a charming personality.
00:56:56And you're a bit white.
00:56:58I'll tell him. I'll tell him now.
00:57:02My sisters, Christos, two pilgrims,
00:57:04who were waiting for the pilgrimage,
00:57:06got caught together.
00:57:08I'm coming. I'm coming to take them down.
00:57:10Come quickly.
00:57:11You go, you go, my sister. I'll go to the temple and offer them.
00:57:14Myrsini, talk to me.
00:57:18Did she speak 100 words?
00:57:19No, she's a young woman.
00:57:21And this one here is a fool. She doesn't speak 100 words.
00:57:23My child, my child, what happened?
00:57:26Leave her alone, my holy woman.
00:57:28These two got stuck in the wood.
00:57:30For what reason?
00:57:31Because we didn't understand exactly.
00:57:33You, ma'am, did you understand?
00:57:35I don't know you girls.
00:57:36What are you saying, you fool?
00:57:38He knows you girls.
00:57:40She's the lady's mother.
00:57:42And why do you say he doesn't know her?
00:57:44She's married and she's blind.
00:57:48What time is it?
00:57:49A few minutes.
00:57:51Should we call an ambulance?
00:57:53I called it. They're coming.
00:57:55Are they breathing?
00:57:56I don't know. I don't know. I'm not sure.
00:57:59Oh, what a tragic ending.
00:58:04The poor thing is crying.
00:58:06Oh, my God.
00:58:10Good morning, baby.
00:58:12Soto, what are you doing here?
00:58:15I came to pay my respects to the hostess of St. Calendula.
00:58:17God bless you.
00:58:20Tell me, what game are you playing?
00:58:22Soto, you're hurting me.
00:58:23I told you, you're playing a bad game.
00:58:26Don't you know that you shouldn't play with a ball?
00:58:28I know that you shouldn't play with a ball.
00:58:31But you haven't learned it.
00:58:34Tell me, what game are you playing, baby?
00:58:37St. Calendula's game.
00:58:40I want the truth.
00:58:42The truth is...
00:58:43I'll give you a few days to fix your hair.
00:58:47If you don't...
00:58:50You know what to do.
00:59:03I'm sorry.
00:59:04I'm sorry.
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01:00:01Ah, ah, you poor girl
01:00:09Ah ah, you poor girl
01:00:20Ah, oh, now you're crying
01:00:27I gave this crossroad, there is not much left
01:00:37and everything we have lived together,
01:00:42by the morning it will be gone.
01:00:49When the hearts part,
01:00:55tears fill the hearts.
01:00:59When the hearts part,
01:01:05empty nights dawn.
01:01:13When the hearts part,
01:01:20tears fill the hearts.
01:01:25When the hearts part,
01:01:30empty nights dawn.
01:01:42When the hearts part,
01:01:48tears fill the hearts.
01:01:54When the hearts part,
01:02:00empty nights dawn.
01:02:06Tears fill the hearts.
01:02:11When the hearts part,
01:02:16empty nights dawn.