Francine vs. Ariel (ECW September 26, 2006)

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00:00But next, how about this? An extreme cat fight. ECW original Francine takes on Ariel. That's next live.
00:22And exploding onto your screen right now are a couple of freaks, Kevin Thornton and Ariel.
00:28The following contest is an extreme cat fight scheduled for one fall.
00:34Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Kevin Thornton, this is Ariel.
00:40Now this is going to be something to see. Oh wait, wait, wait, hold on.
00:45Look at that. Like a bat, like a freaky upside down bat chick.
00:51That's what that's called. It's a pretty accurate description.
00:54Yeah, I guess so. I'm trying to point out the obvious, but I don't know what else to call it.
00:58She's got a discovery channel with that.
01:04And here's Tom Dario's opponent.
01:12Take a look at ECW original Francine, who in the original ECW broke her nose, broke her ribs, cracked her pelvis, and never missed one day of work.
01:23But there's no doubt that Francine is triple tough, I'm telling you.
01:28Also extremely positive on sexy.
01:33Where's the rest of Francine's outfit?
01:35I don't know.
01:36Well, well, well. Look who it is. Francine.
01:42I read your tarot cards before walking out here.
01:47And your future says you'll be fat, ugly,
01:52pregnant, and dreaming of being with someone as masculine as Kevin Thorne.
02:02Which you'll never be!
02:05Oh, Francine turned up!
02:06Here we go, Kat! Kat fight! Kat fight!
02:10I hate when you do that. I really do.
02:11But anyway, the Kat fight broke out after this match.
02:14An extreme Kat fight!
02:17Francine and Ariel!
02:19Wait a minute, look at this!
02:20Wait a minute, this got disrobed.
02:23Perhaps a preview of extreme strip poker!
02:26What a knee!
02:30It's kind of like a snapmare flying on your face and chest area type of maneuver.
02:34Nowhere for Ariel to go! Francine just mat-lined up and in comes Kevin Thorne!
02:38Hopefully we don't have a wardrobe malfunction here, but wait a minute!
02:41Kevin Thorne!
02:43Hold on now, wait.
02:44Francine wide open for Ariel now, thanks to Kevin Thorne!
02:47Kevin Thorne!
02:49Yeah, I don't really, uh, I don't understand.
02:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
02:52Paul Mahoney!
02:53Little Paul's!
02:58Well, I think that one went over the fence, folks.
03:00Kevin Thorne just got brained by Captain Caveman, the Neanderthal Paul Mahoney!
03:10Ariel's going to have like an aneurysm out there.
03:13How would we know?
03:17Don't forget, the picture will be challenged by ECW Original and Sandman in our main event tonight!
03:22Take a look at the Sandman and how he swings that Singapore King!

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