Emmerdale 8th October 2024
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00:30Right then, I'll be clearing most of this up then, will I?
00:39Sorry, Lydia. Bit of a heavy night.
00:42So heavy you dropped most of it on the floor.
00:44Look, I'll sort it. Miss Kim, she's, er, playing silly games.
00:51Oh, I'd say poor you, but there's folk in this village with problems not of their own
00:55making.
00:56Oh, it's not a problem. She's just trying to make me jealous, but it's not working.
00:59Sounds very grown up.
01:00Exactly.
01:02Well, go on then, what did she do?
01:04Oh, she's just been out with that financial bloke, Peter.
01:08I mean, as if going out for tea with rent-a-date's going to bother me.
01:13How about having breakfast with?
01:15You what?
01:17Kitchen's this way, isn't it?
01:24Grab a coffee?
01:25Oh, we've got coffee at home and we need to get to the hospital.
01:28Yeah.
01:30What's up?
01:32Just a bit nervous about bringing him home.
01:35Yeah, same.
01:37But let's not think like that today.
01:39We've got three whole weeks with him.
01:41He'll be fine.
01:43Yeah.
01:44Right, I'll go and get something for Jenny.
01:49Hey, can I grab the car?
01:51Of course, but it's filled, it's MOT.
01:54Seriously, for what?
01:55Well, I could print you out a list,
01:57but I wouldn't want to do that to the environment.
01:59So what's it going to cost to put it right?
02:01Erm, about nine times what it's worth.
02:04Just going to need a new car.
02:06Brilliant.
02:07Right, can you get us one?
02:09Of course.
02:10What kind?
02:11Cheap kind.
02:13How cheap?
02:14A couple grand.
02:15You do know that that means £2,000, right?
02:17Yeah.
02:18OK.
02:19You're not going to get anything better than that for a couple of grand, mate.
02:22Unless you're in the market for a well-loved mobility scooter.
02:35You look like you just got out of that bin.
02:37Oh, does me having a good time bother you?
02:40Yes.
02:42Because all I'll be able to think about when I'm back upstairs with Peter
02:46is you and Jimmy crushing empty beer cans on your thick skulls.
02:51You know, your self-respect has gone through the floor.
02:54My self-respect?
02:56There's a bloke up there that's wearing my dressing gown.
02:59Not anymore he isn't.
03:01You're trying to make me jealous.
03:03Peter and I are going out for lunch.
03:05To that Michelin star place.
03:07Shall I order you in some peanuts and beer
03:10for another knuckle-dragging day of frying your brain cells?
03:14I can look after myself, ta.
03:16Oh, well, that's fortunate.
03:18So you're going to have to soon.
03:22RADIO PLAYS
03:27Hello, mate.
03:29No school?
03:30I feel sick.
03:32Oh.
03:33You, er, you seen my phone?
03:35I haven't got it.
03:37Yeah, I just think I left it this morning.
03:40Ah!
03:43What's up?
03:44Nothing.
03:46Are you sure?
03:47Sure.
03:49Oh.
03:50As if.
03:56Please send.
03:57So what? I've just forgot this.
03:59Did you remember your wallet?
04:00Yeah.
04:01Good. You can get a shop in then, eh?
04:04Oh, well, I am slightly injured.
04:06So I'll take you down.
04:07OK.
04:08I'll see you later.
04:10See you, Karl.
04:12See you.
04:13Oh.
04:14How are you feeling?
04:16OK.
04:18Come on.
04:19Oh, hang on.
04:20Come in!
04:22Hi.
04:23Hiya.
04:24Are you sick as well?
04:25Yeah, sick of my mum.
04:26Right.
04:27Shift up.
04:33Even better, Karl,
04:34a big basket of socks upstairs.
04:36Go pair them up and I'll give you a quid.
04:45Oh, er, we won't trouble you further.
04:47We're off for a delightful lunch.
04:51Has he got my shirt on?
04:52Oh, I believe he has.
04:54It's a bit loose around the gut, actually.
04:57But my one had lipstick all over the collar.
04:59Sorry.
05:01Forgive him.
05:03You, I get,
05:04you're some old nomad that's just after a free lunch.
05:07But you, I thought you had more class.
05:12Lessons in class from a convicted drug trafficker.
05:16What's next?
05:17Morality lessons from the cheating husband?
05:20Both him, by the way.
05:22I admitted I'd made a mistake.
05:23Mistake?
05:24Yeah.
05:25But the blackmailing,
05:26I mean, that were deliberate.
05:28That were well worked out.
05:30That was the work of a twisted old cow.
05:34Can you mind how you speak to the lady, please?
05:36The lady is my wife.
05:38It doesn't give you the right to be vile, I'm afraid.
05:40Yeah, and it doesn't give you the right to sleep with her either.
05:42Oh!
05:43We didn't sleep a wink.
05:45Well, maybe you should get some shut-eye now, eh?
05:50Sorry to barge in.
05:52You didn't barge, you knocked.
05:53Why are you sick of your mum?
05:55I'm not sick of her, I'm sick of the situation.
05:58I can't seem to get things right.
06:00See where lying gets you?
06:02Yeah, it's just,
06:04I hate that I've not, you know...
06:07That you're not some sort of Casanova.
06:10What's that?
06:11You're 17, you've got your whole life.
06:14I mean, some people my age, it's like they're living on Flippin' Love Island.
06:18These other people your age, how do you know what they're up to?
06:21They say.
06:22Like you said about you and John?
06:24You'd better actually tell them the truth.
06:26Because they sound convincing like you sounded convincing.
06:30Even if it's true, and they are all at it like knives,
06:33which is a phrase I've never understood, by the way,
06:36is it really what you want?
06:38Yeah.
06:39Oh, genuinely thought you were going to say no and I'd sound like a genius.
06:43Sorry.
06:44Look,
06:46I'm not about to sit here and advise my best mate's son
06:51to put it about with anyone and look at him.
06:53But you do need to talk to your mum about it.
06:56She's no Mother Teresa, you know.
06:58Who's Mother Teresa?
07:00Do you know anyone?
07:02Doesn't matter.
07:03Right, there is a big pile of Jimmy's grimy underpants in there.
07:07Do you want to wash them?
07:09Um, no.
07:10Good choice.
07:11Right, get comfy while I do.
07:13Then we're going to sort this out.
07:17Why don't you go and get cleaned up upstairs?
07:21This matter isn't over.
07:25You can keep the shirt, by the way.
07:33Well, the green-eyed monster packs a punch.
07:36I'm not jealous.
07:38Excellent impersonation of someone who is.
07:40I'm just not taking that from him in my own home.
07:43You're not in your own home, Will.
07:46You don't have your own home.
07:48And that will become very clear very soon.
07:52And I'm glad you're not jealous.
07:54It'll spare me endless days seeing you mope around
07:58because, quite frankly, I can't stand you even when you're not.
08:04You know, I surprised myself when I fell for you.
08:07But the only surprise you've ever given me
08:10is this endless propensity for shamelessness
08:13that you demonstrate every single minute more you stay in my house.
08:17Desperately trying to cling on to a life that you never had
08:20and didn't deserve.
08:32Oh, I thought you were at college.
08:34Yeah, he came for a chat with me.
08:36Oh, I didn't realise you were on the curriculum.
08:40So this is the point that you tell me what's going on?
08:44Why don't you go up to Yuri, Martha?
08:46OK.
08:48Can I sit down?
08:50Well, I should be asking you because you're clearly in charge, Nicola.
08:53Permission granted.
08:56So what's going on?
08:58Er, he's...
09:02He's finding it hard to talk to you.
09:05Well, he would do if he's round at your house. I live here.
09:08Yeah, well, he might spend more time here if you were a bit more approachable.
09:11Sorry, Nicola.
09:13Are you giving me advice about how to deal with my son?
09:16Because if you are, it's not welcome or necessary.
09:19He might not be welcome, but I think considering how he's been recently,
09:22it sort of might be necessary.
09:24You're probably right.
09:26It's just I wouldn't want him to end up getting locked up
09:29because then I would feel like a bad parent.
09:34You called it off because Will decked him?
09:36No, I called it off because he's nothing but a tool.
09:39Rude.
09:41As in a means of accomplishing something.
09:44Oh, I see.
09:46And what did you accomplish, exactly?
09:49Well...
09:51I made Will feel bad.
09:53Yay!
09:55Shall I tell you a secret?
09:58Go on, then.
10:01It doesn't feel as good as I hoped.
10:05He still cares for you.
10:07I know.
10:09I feel oddly gratified.
10:12Because you still care about him.
10:14Ah, now, that's where we disagree.
10:16Right.
10:18Look, this is what I see.
10:20There's two people who live in this house who still love each other.
10:24And unless one of them stops being stubborn and swallows their pride,
10:29they're going to lose each other for good.
10:32Or am I wrong?
10:54Will's on it early.
10:56He's barely been off it.
10:58I got there this morning.
10:59He's fast asleep under a beer-can duvet on the sofa.
11:02Kim's upstairs with some fella who's obviously...
11:05Eh, experiment details.
11:07We've got enough proper problems without worrying what the posh folk are up to.
11:11Yeah, I said as much to him myself.
11:13What's on your mind?
11:16What's not?
11:17You're seeing Samson soon.
11:19And Amelia's coming round with Esther later, remember?
11:22Yeah, course I do.
11:23So, whatever problems we may have,
11:26there's always something to look forward to, eh?
11:29What would I do without you, eh?
11:31Oh, I don't know.
11:32Wear dirty clothes and die of starvation.
11:34That's about right.
11:38HE BELCHES
11:44Wow.
11:45Sorry, was that a burp or was it the mating call of a walrus?
11:50It was a burp. I've done my mating.
11:52Oh, what's the matter? Has Kim cut you off?
11:56Not literally. I hope not, anyway.
11:58Well, not that I'm interested in you.
12:01Stop while you're ahead.
12:03I wouldn't know how, never been ahead.
12:05Join my club.
12:06Oh, what's the matter?
12:08Thought you were the man who had it all?
12:10Had.
12:11Now I've got no but a vindictive, soon-to-be ex-wife.
12:16Oh, dear.
12:18I mean, do you want to tell me about it?
12:20Can you be bothered to listen?
12:22I can be if I've got a drink in me hand.
12:24What are you having?
12:25Doubles.
12:31People need to stop thinking they're better than me
12:33just cos my daughter got in trouble.
12:35And people don't take kindly to stones being thrown
12:37from people in glass houses.
12:39Oh, so it's Jimmy as well, is it?
12:40No, I never said that.
12:41You said people.
12:42No, I did not. So you said people.
12:43Well, at least I can keep my man.
12:45You certainly can.
12:51Sorry.
12:55No, I am for saying that.
12:57I'm sorry for saying the other.
13:00You're a really good mum.
13:02So are you.
13:04I'm just really struggling with him at the moment, Nick.
13:08Well, that's life with teenagers, I'm very much finding out.
13:11What did he say?
13:13Oh, he...
13:15He's got this idea of how he should seem to other people.
13:19And how does he want to seem?
13:21Experienced.
13:22He's 17!
13:23Said that.
13:25So that's why, the lies.
13:27He's a gay lad in a small village,
13:29and while it's friendly enough, it's not exactly San Francisco, is it?
13:34He's working out where he fits in in life.
13:36Square peg, round hole.
13:38And in the meantime, I'm criticising his every move.
13:42I can't blame Kim if she wants it over,
13:44but there's ways to do things.
13:46I mean, I woke up this morning on the settee
13:48and there's a bloke knocking about in my dressing gown
13:51that's definitely not slept on a settee.
13:54Right.
13:55So, pretty much sounds the same as what you did to her.
13:58All right.
13:59See if you think I'd do this.
14:01I've been getting blackmailed by someone who knows what I've done.
14:05Right?
14:06They want £50,000 or they're going to tell Kim.
14:10£50,000?
14:12Yep.
14:13Right.
14:14Right.
14:15So, that's how she found out, cos you almost didn't get it.
14:17Oh, I got it.
14:18What?
14:19I should have said triples.
14:21Anyway, so I go to pay,
14:23and there's this grave that's been half dug.
14:27And there's a note saying to carry it on.
14:29Now, this is after they've called me and told me they've got Kim, by the way.
14:32All right?
14:33They've snatched her?
14:34Yeah.
14:35So, anyway, so I'm digging away,
14:37and her voice is coming from underground.
14:40Hang on.
14:41So, you saved her, and she's still sacked you off?
14:44No, I'm digging like crazy to reach her.
14:46I hit this coffin.
14:48I lift the lid up,
14:50and inside, all that's inside, is a walkie-talkie.
14:54Then Kim appears at top of all,
14:56saying that she's been blackmailing me
14:58and making me think that she's about to get killed.
15:02And then she thanks me for money,
15:04which, obviously, I've virtually gambled my life on,
15:07and she just leaves me to rot.
15:11Oh, my God.
15:13That's...
15:14I mean, that might be the most impressive thing I've ever heard in life.
15:21Your life is a wreck.
15:24It's a ruin.
15:26Do you know what the really sad thing is?
15:28What?
15:29Is that I loved her, and...
15:32I still do.
15:35Triple.
15:36Triple?
15:37Yeah.
15:41Aye, aye, aye.
15:42Your mum likes long lists, doesn't she?
15:45What?
15:46Well, this is just a quarter of it.
15:52You on your own?
15:53No, Mum's coming back.
15:58Karl, um...
16:01It feels like we're not mates anymore.
16:03I'm sorry.
16:06Is this about what happened the other day in the car?
16:10You... You scared me.
16:12Did I?
16:14I'm sorry.
16:16It's just...
16:17When you lose something like that,
16:19something where you got your whole life on it, and...
16:23Anyway, that's no excuse. I'm sorry.
16:25And I'm obviously not going to go to the police, so...
16:28They're off the hook.
16:29OK.
16:31You know what they had at the supermarket?
16:33I saw it, and I thought,
16:35I know a little lad that could use one of those.
16:41Huh?
16:43Ah, uh-uh-uh.
16:47That business with the tablet.
16:49Are we done with all that?
16:50Yeah.
16:52You sure?
16:53Yeah, sure.
16:54Mm-hm.
16:55Repeat after me.
16:57Tablet?
16:59What tablet?
17:00Tablet.
17:01What tablet?
17:02Tablet.
17:03What tablet?
17:05Good man.
17:12Hmm.
17:13And then Bob's going round with the mic
17:15and he's getting everybody to say one thing about us.
17:19Emilia says,
17:20Oh, Dan's the best dad ever.
17:22And then his ex said something,
17:24and then Val,
17:25Oh, who you won't know.
17:26And then this guy, who nobody knew,
17:29well, I recognise him a little bit,
17:32he said,
17:33Hiya, I'm Kev,
17:35and Kerry is married to me.
17:39Who were he?
17:41My husband.
17:45You just married Dan.
17:46Yeah.
17:48Got in a bit of a bar for that.
17:54I think I'd better drink this up and go.
17:58Yeah, me too.
18:03Do you fancy another?
18:05I wish we'd get back for a stay.
18:07Emilia's just texted,
18:09asking if we can do another time.
18:11Was she asking us or telling us?
18:13Telling.
18:14Why?
18:15She didn't say.
18:18It'll be Tom, won't it?
18:19Oh, I really hope not.
18:21I'd hate to think he's starting with Emilia how he was with Belle.
18:24If he ever, so much as looks,
18:26has to the wrong way.
18:27I know, I agree,
18:28but it's Emilia I'm worried about for now.
18:42Oh!
18:43The girls were at a party and the boys were there too.
18:46The girls shook their booties and the boys went,
18:48Woo-hoo!
18:49You're a nice one, Eminem.
18:51No, have you got a girlfriend?
18:53No, have you got any hopscotch?
18:54Cos I'm proper good at that.
18:55No, but Clemmie's got a dollhouse you can play with.
18:59What's up?
19:00Yeah, I think I should be asking you that.
19:03That punch bag doesn't punch back, does it?
19:06Not so far, no.
19:07So what's with all of the...?
19:09Playing with the kids.
19:10Right, and what's the game?
19:11Hit Daddy with bricks?
19:12Look, I've got...
19:14I've got sort of a training programme going, so...
19:18What's that in aid of?
19:19Keeping healthy.
19:21Want to join in?
19:22No.
19:23No, I had a banana last week, so I'm good.
19:27Listen, R-E, the car...
19:29Oh, the one I can't afford because I'm a know-nothing peasant?
19:32Eh, I've made some calls.
19:34I've not heard anything back yet cos it's such a small budget.
19:38Well, can I get something for three?
19:39A thousand? Yeah, I can get you something for three.
19:41It won't come from Germany.
19:43Then I might be able to stretch to four.
19:46Sorry, you've made two grand in, in what, three hours?
19:51Tell me your secret.
19:53Don't have one.
19:55But the sooner, the better, yeah?
19:58Yeah.
19:59Yeah, yeah, I'll get you a cheap rental in the meantime.
20:02Yeah, cheers.
20:03Do that.
20:04Tell those kids to lay off you, yeah?
20:14Er, tomorrow's no good.
20:16And the day after won't work for me either.
20:20Peter, can I save you the trouble of listing all the days of the week in order
20:25and say, thank you for your interest in pursuing a relationship,
20:29but it's not reciprocated.
20:33Sorry. Bye.
20:36Are you getting back with your husband?
20:41Well, that will depend on him.
20:50Hello.
20:51Hello.
20:53Been to the pub by any chance?
20:55Yes.
20:56And are you capable of a coherent conversation?
20:59About what?
21:01You, me, you and me.
21:04Oh, Sars, couldn't hold on.
21:07Definitely should have gone before we left the pub, but...
21:11at least the plants have been watered.
21:15Hello.
21:16Hi.
21:17Hello.
21:18Hi.
21:19I'm sorry, but we already have a cleaner.
21:21Right.
21:23Or what?
21:24No, no, it's not. It's, er...
21:27We're free agents, aren't we?
21:29Yep.
21:31Very modern, aren't we just?
21:33So are you good?
21:35Er...
21:37Good.
21:38Oh, right. Now.
21:39Oh?
21:40Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:41See ya.
21:43See ya.
21:47Hmm.
21:53Who's forming friendships and who's already driving the others mad?
21:56Catch up with what's been going on in the Big Brother house
21:59when the new series continues tonight at nine on ITV2.
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