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00:00On that day, every man, woman, and child on Earth instantly turned to stone.
00:07This is it, Senku! My mind's made up! I'm finally gonna do it! After five long years! I'm telling her how I feel!
00:18Wow. Fascinating. I can't leave the lab right now, but I promise to cheer you on so vociferously, my vocal cords'll snap.
00:28Awesome, you mean it?! You rock, Senku!
00:31No, you big oaf. I won't project my voice even one millimeter for your cause.
00:35What?! Come on, man!
00:37Look, you've felt this way for five years but never said anything. I can't praise such illogical behavior, but I can give you something logical as help.
00:45I've developed this drug as a kind of love potion. It maxes out your pheromone levels, granting you a ten billion percent chance of winning her heart.
00:58Thanks, but no thanks, Senku. I gotta do this my way.
01:08Whoa, are you serious? You made a love potion?
01:12Come on, use your brain. This is gasoline. I simply refined it from plastic bottle caps. Consider the molecular structure of polyethylene.
01:22It's just like a long gasoline molecule minus a few hydrocarbons. You can tell just by looking.
01:27Well, I can't. Me neither.
01:29Yeah, but if Taiju drank it, wouldn't that have killed him?
01:35No, the odds of him drinking that were ten billion to one. He's dumb, but too straight-laced.
01:46Yuzuriha! Sorry I'm late!
01:50It's fine. So what's going on, Taiju? You wanted to talk to me?
01:57A hundred yen on heartbreak.
01:59Three hundred on her making him cry. Five hundred on her calling him a creep.
02:03I bet ten thousand that she's into him, too.
02:06Seriously?
02:09All this time, I've been so scared that if I tell her how I really feel about her, she could not want to be my friend anymore.
02:15But I can't keep it a secret forever. It's like this, Yuzuriha.
02:20All right, no turning back now. I've kept this inside me for five years, and...
02:30Hold up. What's that weird light?
02:46Quick! Grab onto the tree!
02:49What the hell?
02:54Why'd it get so dark? I can't talk!
02:57Help! It's the end of the world!
03:00My children!
03:15Mom! Dad! Please, help me!
03:28No! I'm scared! Am I dying?
03:45I'm still alive! I gotta stay focused or else I'll fade out! Wake up, Taiju!
03:57Yuzuriha's smart. I'm sure she probably got away.
04:01But I can't die a coward! I have to find her and tell her exactly how I feel!
04:06I've got the willpower to survive! I know I do!
04:17This could go on for weeks, or even months! But still, no matter what, I gotta let her know!
04:27How many decades has it been? Centuries? Millennia?
04:33Well, I'm not giving up! I'm gonna tell Yuzuriha what my true feelings are!
04:38I'm gonna survive this, even if it kills me!
05:02Yuzuriha
05:07Yuzuriha
05:12Yuzuriha
05:33I'm finally free! I can move my body again!
05:40Pieces of stone?
05:52Oh, no. So, like, everyone went through all that, too?
06:00It's horrible. How long have we been like this?
06:05I'm sorry. I really wish I could do more to help you.
06:13As long as the landscape hasn't changed too much, I should be able to follow the river.
06:18That'll lead me to the tree, and to her.
06:22Whoa! Something just fell over there! Is that... a bird statue?
06:27There's so much detail. I mean, check out those wings! It looks so real!
06:32I think maybe it is real. A friend of mine just found one of these.
06:36I saw the picture he posted of it. You poor little thing. What happened?
06:41Is it like some kind of disease that made your skin harden up?
06:52Well, of course the vet's office wouldn't be open before school hours.
06:59Didn't really think this one through, huh?
07:01Crap, it's her!
07:03Not to mention that's obviously a statue or something, and not a real bird.
07:06But you still brought it to the vet. You're so silly. It's embarrassing.
07:15Of course, the moment I do something stupid like this, my crush shows up out of nowhere! Just my luck!
07:21Why are you here?
07:22Well, because I'm a big old dummy too. I found this little guy and wanted to see if I could help him.
07:28Great minds, huh?
07:33Hey! Don't laugh at me! You did the exact same thing! Now we're both gonna be late for school!
07:39Yeah, whoops!
07:48Yuzuriha...
07:55I could never forget that face. Not even after thousands of years.
08:01I knew you were still alive. I never lost hope. And now...
08:09I'm so sorry.
08:19I'm really proud of you! And you're incredible too, Tree!
08:23You kept her safe this entire time! Like you held on to her! Thank you!
08:30Sorry, but I just couldn't protect you.
08:33In fact, when you really think about it, you were actually the one protecting me.
08:39I was able to stay alive because of you. It's the truth.
08:44You were my light shining in the darkness. For hundreds, even thousands of years.
08:52And now, I can finally say it! I started back then, but I never got to finish!
08:58So, what I was gonna tell you that day...
09:02Is that... that I...
09:09I...
09:19I've loved you for hundreds and thousands of years.
09:39I...
09:48I swear on my life, I'll save you! I don't know how, but I'll find a way!
09:53Okay? So just wait...
09:59Follow the river downstream, Big Oaf?
10:10Well, look who's finally awake. Good morning, you Big Oaf.
10:18Senkuu! You're alive too!
10:20Don't you dare hug me while you're buck naked! Hands off! I'm not joking!
10:26It's October 5th, in the year 5738. You really slept in for a hell of a long time.
10:33I've been up and diligently working my tail off for the last six months.
10:38Hold on, so it's been like...
10:41It has been 3,700 years.
10:43How do you know what day it is? You got some kind of calendar or what?
10:48Huh? I figured it out by counting. It was the logical thing to do.
10:55Four... five... six... seven... eight...
11:02Damn. Almost lost consciousness again. Seems to happen about every 800,000 seconds.
11:11It's about as regular as my bowel movements used to be.
11:14I'll need to think and count at the same time. Run parallel processes.
11:19116,427,065,530 seconds.
11:25One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...
11:33So that whole time you were frozen, you just... counted?
11:37Even if I had willed myself awake before then,
11:40being out here stark naked with no supplies in winter would have meant game over pretty damn quickly.
11:45I realized I would have to start things up in the springtime,
11:48so keeping an extremely precise account of the time was an absolute must.
11:55All right, we're here. We need to put a pin in the small talk and get to work.
12:00Senku, you're telling me... you did this... on your own?
12:11Until now, I've been lacking manpower, and coming up with the bare minimum to survive takes all my time.
12:17If I'm going to rebuild civilization, I'll need a muscly meathead to do the grunt work.
12:23In other words, I've been waiting for you, Taiju.
12:26I was ten billion percent sure you were still alive.
12:29You were so hell-bent on confessing your love, and for a guy as stubborn as you,
12:33even a few thousand years wouldn't stop you from making that happen.
12:37You aren't that weak!
12:40Yeah... of course I'm not!
12:47All right, Senku.
12:49If you can handle all the brainy stuff, you can leave the heavy lifting to me. No problem!
12:57It took humanity over two million years to crawl out of the Stone Age to the modern age.
13:03We need to do that in a sprint.
13:06I swear I'm going to take back the world.
13:09Through science, I'll figure out what happened to us, and how we broke free.
13:13I swear I'm going to save Yuzuriha!
13:16We may be a couple of high school kids, but we're going to rebuild civilization from the ground up.
13:22You and I will be like Adam and Eve. Together, we'll bring life back to this stone world.
13:27This is exhilarating. Get excited.
13:39That's definitely a plus-sized haul, Taiju.
13:42You have a real-life cheat code for stamina?
13:47Amanita verosa, toxic. Kunashimeji, safe.
13:50Amanita muscaria, toxic.
13:52If something looks like it's out of a Mario game, pass it up.
13:55Next, mugwort. That's edible.
13:57Wolfsbane, are you trying to poison us?
14:03Oh, man! What the heck did you season this with?
14:06Just some salt that I pulled out of the seawater.
14:09A little pinch of it will make almost anything palatable.
14:12We can utilize it for pickling food as well.
14:14One of primitive man's greatest discoveries, I'd say.
14:17Thank you, Senku. This is perfect.
14:20I may not know all the stuff that you do, but I'm going to bust my back working for us.
14:27Time to check out the other direction.
14:31Whoa, these look like grapes. Can we eat these, too?
14:35There's one way to find out. Get in my belly.
14:45I know I've seen that guy on TV.
14:48He's called the strongest primate high schooler, Shishio Tsukasa.
14:53Guess he couldn't fight it, either.
15:03What's that?
15:06Me and Senku haven't been here yet, so that means someone else survived!
15:10I gotta know who they are!
15:12It was me, idiot.
15:13Oh, no way!
15:15Are we the only ones left, for real? Like, the last humans still alive?
15:20We'll get more. That's a top priority.
15:23I mean, the two of us alone, just a couple of dudes.
15:26Can't restart humanity if you catch my drift.
15:29Yeah, that's true.
15:30Besides, why after 3,700 years did we break free from our petrified condition?
15:37The stone rotted away?
15:38Well, something like that. Say the strange mineral had been corroded.
15:43Can you chalk up the timing to mere random coincidence?
15:46Six months apart is a relative blip on the radar.
15:49There's a reason why we both reanimated so close together.
15:53We drifted up near here. It would make sense that this cave factored in somehow.
15:58See that? The stuff trickling from overhead?
16:02That's our miracle fluid, made from bat guano.
16:05Good old nitric acid.
16:07No way! That's crazy!
16:10What is that?
16:12I did anticipate that question.
16:14But I'm not going to waste my breath explaining it to you.
16:18Let me guess. You pour some of the miracle stuff on it, the stone breaks, and the bird wakes up.
16:23How I wish it were so straightforward. That would rule.
16:33I've been working like a madman on this project.
16:36Using every last method I could think of.
16:41Over and over. Again and again.
16:44It's like something from a fantasy world.
16:46Is it all mineral? Are there living cells underneath?
16:49I don't have the laboratory for in-depth analysis.
16:52So basically what you're telling me is, there are things even science can't explain.
16:59There we go. A tired old cliché.
17:01Truth is, it never quite stands up to the scientific method.
17:05Science is often a slow process.
17:08Some liquor might speed things up.
17:11Combined with the nitric acid, we could make something nice and potent.
17:15What's commonly known as Nidal.
17:17Which is an industrial strength etching agent.
17:20What did you say we needed?
17:22Huh? I said we could make Nidal.
17:25It gets into the ferrite grain boundary.
17:27No! Don't confuse me with some kind of science talk.
17:30I mean the part about liquor.
17:33Wine comes from grapes, yeah?
17:35And that is a type of alcohol, isn't it?
17:39Not bad, you pick-off.
17:52We'll have you handle all the neck-down work from here on out.
17:55It's just the logical choice.
17:59Making wine is an extremely simple process.
18:01Crush your grapes or fruit, put it in a container,
18:04and stir it up every day until it's ready to go.
18:08But if we tried this back in our time,
18:10we'd get arrested for not having a license.
18:15It's been three weeks. That should do the trick.
18:18I thought of something. Underage drinking's a crime too.
18:23Not a problem. After all, we're both a little over 3,700 years old.
18:27Oh yeah, that's right.
18:32Not bad. Way better than expected.
18:34But it's ten billion times worse than what was on the market, though.
18:37That was so easy! Just stomping grapes and waiting around?
18:41One step at a time, my friend.
18:43Though I hate to say it, our pace will slow down.
18:47This'll be a course in distilling wine for dummies.
18:49Our goal is to acquire some brandy.
18:51Distilling, huh? No idea what that means!
18:54I knew you'd say that.
18:56I'm not sure I'd be interested in that.
18:58No idea what that means!
19:00I knew you'd say that.
19:02It's heating, cooling, and dripping.
19:04That'll concentrate the alcohol.
19:06Don't worry.
19:08People back in ancient Mesopotamia were doing this with clay pots in 3000 BC.
19:12And if they can do it, then so can we.
19:15Now get excited, Taija!
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22:16Good morning world
22:18Good morning, world!
22:32How long have I walked?
22:35Only the pain in my feet
22:39Tells me the distance
22:42The expectations of the view beyond the long night
22:49Are making me alive today
22:53The gift of God
22:55The power of the heart
22:58The sun of the cave
23:00The end of the urge
23:03I'll break through
23:05There is no limit
23:09To the lake where the stars gather
23:14Good morning, world!
23:16Good morning, world!
23:19Erasing the darkness of the past
23:23Changing the myth into everyday life
23:27Who do you say?
23:29One step at a time
23:31With a will that floats in the sky
23:33With this love
23:38I'll break through the world