A brother and sister stranded in an isolated town are beset upon by vampires, and meet the cowboy vampire hunter who aim | dG1fVGNzLVNVQXQydVk
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00:00Like, I really want to miss the biggest music festival since Burning Man.
00:11Besides, you're the one that said this little bat girl would take us out of the traffic.
00:17Mason, we are lost, aren't we?
00:19Of course not.
00:20I'll just ask one of these lovely yokels how to get back on the interstate.
00:26Welcome to Wyrmwood.
00:28Uh, is there a mechanic in town?
00:30We've got the best mechanic in town for a hundred miles.
00:34Good news, this is the last cabin.
00:37Yeah, she may not look like much, but she's got some good bones.
00:58Look, this place has a history of attracting the misfits.
01:03There's nothing you can say that's going to surprise me.
01:07I was at this con with my sister and met this really weird guy.
01:13I think he gave her some sort of drug that made her crave blood.
01:19Look, the other night at the con, did you have anything to drink?
01:26Yeah, I mean, I had a couple of drinks with that guy, Vlad.
01:29What he gave you was some sort of vampire concoction.
01:33You're a vampire.
01:34A vampire.
01:35Okay, look, dude, I need your help.
01:42My family's been hunting these suckers here for over 200 years, right here in these parts.
01:48But now, thanks to you, I finally got him.
01:55Well, you know that vampires aren't real, right?
02:02They exist, big time.
02:05And not only that, they frickin' live amongst us.
02:09Tell Vlad that there's a new VIP in town.
02:14If I can kill Dracul before she drinks human blood, I think I can save her.
02:21Hey!
02:23Stop that sucking!
02:24You know this guy?
02:25His name is Vlad Dracul.
02:30I guess he wants her for his vampire bride, so they can repopulate the earth and baby vampires.
02:42Is she gonna start sparkling in the sun?
02:44Oh, God, did you really just make a Twilight reference?
02:48My sister, she's a different pace.
02:50I need to help her.
02:52You ready, kid?
02:54Let's go kill some f****** vampires.
02:56It's you.
02:58Van Herman.
03:00Van Haman.
03:02Van Helsing.
03:03Him too.
03:05Ugh, God, what's that smell?
03:09Death.
03:10You get used to it.
03:18And I thought you said she was the vampire queen.
03:22Oh, sweetie, I am the vampire queen.
03:30Is this even legal?
03:32How do you even feel with that in your bag?
03:36Isn't that garlic?
03:38Dude.
03:41Please.
03:43Stop talking.
03:49Tickety.
03:52That's right, it's Halloween.
03:59There you go.
04:01Don't eat too much before bed.
04:03Happy Halloween.
04:05Where are his parents?