The Miami Dolphins snap their skid and beat the New England Patriots 15 to 10. We take the time to review the ugly win and break down the stats and biggest moments of the game.
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00:00A shout out to Fox didn't overdo it with the two shots, you know,
00:04one little to a cutaway.
00:06That's it. I didn't need him every single time.
00:09Great job by Fox.
00:10It was about the only thing that they great because man, Mark Sanchez is annoying.
00:15Oh, my God.
00:17He is he he's exhausting to listen to.
00:21And he looks like Salt Bae.
00:25The worst, like it's already a bad game to then have to have
00:29bad announcing on top of it.
00:30Yeah, like great.
00:31I was so jealous.
00:32Like when I saw Bengals Ravens and then who's on the call?
00:38Good old Kevin Harlan.
00:39And he's calling just magic on Lamar Jackson.
00:42Wow. I'm like, oh, so that was a good game.
00:44But both both teams tried to puke it up.
00:47Yeah, but I was jealous of that.
00:48I was jealous of all that.
00:49I was jealous of points.
00:51Weren't you jealous of points?
00:52Yeah. Wow.
00:53Forty points. Wow.
00:55I don't know. What is that like?
00:56It was it feels like they scored more points yesterday
00:59and scored all year.
01:00No, no, they didn't.
01:02Because they got 20 and 15.
01:03Yes, probably.
01:05Probably the last few rows is close.
01:10Too close.
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01:23Final score 15 to 10.
01:25Miami Dolphins snapped a three game losing streak.
01:31As bad a football game as you can watch.
01:32I mean, there's really no but you get a win.
01:34Like, I mean, again, I said this last week.
01:39These games may look ugly.
01:42Just try to get wins.
01:44That's all. That's all you can do.
01:45Now, I will say this.
01:48Um. Oh, Snoop looked like he was freed up a little bit,
01:54but like he was more comfortable in the offense.
01:56He was firing them, throwing, making those throws.
02:00So, yeah, it's the penalties, like the penalties,
02:03the lack of discipline.
02:05It's like it's that stuff that really is the frustrating thing.
02:08I thought like the run game looked really good.
02:11But he most of being back was a big deal.
02:12Jalen Wright, you know, every time Jalen Wright touched the ball, though,
02:16he had to look back to see if it was a damn penalty. Yeah.
02:20Do you know how Julian Hill like he must be really to lead the tight ends
02:23and snaps, but you know, he's good for two holdings a game.
02:27He must be the best blocker of all time.
02:29And we're just not noticing it because why would they keep putting him out there?
02:32Well, because John Smith is like a big ass wide receiver.
02:35Yeah, but good to see him in action.
02:37Good to see him in action.
02:39Yeah, there were some good things.
02:41There were some good things.
02:42Ugly game, just like just overall.
02:45I mean, like this, but honestly.
02:48I wanted the special team coach sent to Siberia by halftime.
02:53Like once they botched the the the snap to on the field goal, I'm like, I'm done.
02:59But let me ask you, let me ask you a question.
03:01You can't coach these guys.
03:02Can I ask you a question?
03:04Yeah. You take that situation and you say fire the coach.
03:08Yeah. Like, well, I thought they were going to fire the long snap.
03:11And we all thought that he was going to be gone.
03:13But I'm just saying that is that has nothing to do with the coach.
03:18Would never happen to John Denny.
03:20But that has nothing to do with the coach.
03:22Literally, I know.
03:23I are in the coach.
03:24I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why.
03:25Because if they would have lost that game, it would have been the old Vlad
03:28streets in the body.
03:29And the classic move would have been at the bye week.
03:33Special teams coach, you got to go.
03:37There's only one coach that there's only like.
03:41There's only one coach
03:43that I can remember that went from special teams coordinator to head coach.
03:48You know who that was?
03:50Yeah. John Harbaugh.
03:51Yeah, that's it.
03:53Like that, like the like, I don't I don't understand.
04:00And I did see my special teams coach Gary's honor was on the sideline.
04:04But like. Yeah, man, they like.
04:11It's fundamental football.
04:12They got nothing to do with the damn coach.
04:14Isn't he supposed to teach fundamentals?
04:17The guy been doing his whole life.
04:19He may. Well, at the worst time, here's what they put out.
04:23They put out the Dolphins special team stats.
04:25I think it was ESPN. Let me get this. Yeah, they're wet. They're bad.
04:28No, but they've been bad for it for three years
04:31since this guy's been the special teams coach. Right.
04:33Well, that he's he's probably going to be honest with you.
04:38Mike McDaniel's boy.
04:40Perhaps. Yeah, I don't know.
04:43I don't know. But Leroy, it's not even like you're bad.
04:46Like even I would think in special teams, right?
04:48My this is my my Lehman's non expert opinion.
04:53You would have a weak area in special teams.
04:56Not every special team. Everything.
04:59They've messed up field goals.
05:00They've messed up punts.
05:01Kickoff returns. Kickoffs.
05:03Illegal formations on kickoff.
05:08You can't move.
05:11It's been rough to. It's been rough.
05:13I'll give you that.
05:14I'll give you that. But but. It's.
05:19Then Jason Sandoz, the doink, I was like, Oh, of course.
05:23Hitting me, dude. Of course.
05:25What what did you put?
05:26You put your wallet in the wrong pocket for the game.
05:29Like, what were you leaning the wrong way?
05:32And there's nothing more.
05:34There's nothing more demoralizing in sports, I think,
05:36than the sound of the ball hitting the goal.
05:39Oh, my goodness. It's so loud. It's a boom.
05:44Reverberated just like sometimes if it's like
05:48I miss a certain angle or something like that, you're like, Oh, did it go in?
05:51Did it not go in?
05:52You hear that bang against the goalpost?
05:54You know, there's no hope.
05:55Nope. It's done. Nope.
05:57But yeah, man, it was a win.
06:00And get the hell out of there.
06:02Got the win. Got the hell out of there. I'm with you.
06:04Tyler Huntley looked better.
06:05I thought Tyreek Hill, you know, did a, you know, look,
06:08you didn't have the flashy Tyreek Hill game, but I thought he came with.
06:11He went up to make that one catch.
06:13That's that's that takes stones and saved an interception.
06:17Yeah. You know, so he.
06:20He did good.
06:21I think he definitely had a nice bounce back week.
06:24It's like, here.
06:25Can I just say this? I'm a quibble.
06:28You run a ball for 180 yards.
06:29You only get 15 points.
06:30Something's not so right.
06:32Seem right.
06:33And a lot of yards. Yeah.
06:35Had a lot of yards.
06:37Alec Engle gets the touchdown.
06:41Zonk was happy.
06:42Couldn't get that to Julian Hill.
06:44Oh, yeah.
06:46Well, Alec Engle's got some good odds.
06:47Maybe I'll go to him next.
06:49Oh, well, is he comparable to Julian Hill?
06:52Nobody's comparable to Julian Hill.
06:54Well, I mean, I don't think Alec Engle's in the scoring again
06:57for the rest of the season.
06:58I don't know. That's it.
07:00We missed our one.
07:02I don't know, but I'm still I'm still riding Julian Hill.
07:06The thing is, I see here's the thing with the Julian Hill.
07:08There's an art to it because you want to get the fattest odds possible.
07:11Yeah. And I really thought that plus 2000 was the highest it was going to go.
07:15And I was kicking myself during game down center
07:17because when we were doing porpoise props, I saw it went up to plus 2250.
07:21And I was like, oh, damn.
07:22Didn't matter anyway.
07:23I would have been thrown away by my money.
07:24But yes, of course.
07:26That's why it's 2200.
07:28Why do I keep having to tell you this?
07:30I don't know.
07:32Yes, a lot of brought up a good point.
07:33I was listening then, and he mentioned that Hard Rock only keeps that bed open
07:36to collect five dollars from you on Hard Rock is now Hard Rock is now sponsoring
07:40porpoise props, the segment, and I'm pretty sure the only reason is
07:43because I'm paying for it.
07:45I'm pretty sure I am.
07:46I'm the advertising budget because I just keep giving them money.
07:49They're like, hey, why don't we let porpoise props?
07:52That's good. That idiot keeps betting on Julian Hill.
07:54Pretty good.
07:55Watch this.
07:56He's going to do it again.
07:58Do is there anybody that could stop Derrick Henry?
08:01Nah, Derrick Henry.
08:04No, not unless they taught.
08:07Not unless they taught a I don't know.
08:10Aren't the Jets one and four?
08:12Nope. No, they're two and three.
08:13They won two games.
08:14Who else? Who else did they beat?
08:17The winds are escaping me, but I know their record.
08:20OK, I don't.
08:22I feel like they beat the 49er Patriots and the Titan Patriots inside.
08:27Oh, yeah. Yeah, rough.
08:30I got it. I got it.
08:31I feel good that man.
08:33I thought this was a rough watch.
08:37Oh, well, that's like this is the thing, though.
08:39The Dolphins are their one game out of first place
08:42because every team is two and three or three and two, basically.
08:45Right. And you just got it.
08:47Like, that was the whole point is we looked at all this.
08:49We're like, just hang in there.
08:52Just just get just get to Tua.
08:54Get us back to having your quarterback and have a fight and chance.
08:58And now they have that
09:00because they're going to take on a Colts team that just lost to the Jags.
09:03You know, you got Joey Flax out there.
09:05No acting.
09:06By the way, how dare you send me him running mobile, dude?
09:10Mobile like a giraffe.
09:14This guy, dude.
09:17What was that like?
09:17He was that was a scamper if I've ever seen, you know, the last time he scampered.
09:22Yeah, that wasn't the last time.
09:26By the way, by the way.
09:28Yeah. Oh, yeah.
09:29There is nobody going to tell me any different.
09:32Yep. Josh Allen was not the bleep out.
09:35Oh, yeah. When he hit the ground.
09:38Yep. Sure was.
09:40They give him smelling salts. Yeah. Yeah.
09:43It was. Oh, is that part of the protocol? No.
09:48They went old school on him.
09:50They like you say, Zonk would be proud.
09:52Well, smell the salts. Get back in there.
09:54Yeah, but I mean, how do you do that?
09:57Like with every. Yes.
09:59I that's been. How do you.
10:04Because they don't think he can be hurt.
10:05I think he's he's he's the size of a.
10:07Let me tell you something.
10:08How does no one call for a caucus like, yo, let me say.
10:12Here's what people don't understand.
10:14Everybody thinks a concussion is from getting hit hard.
10:19It is not.
10:21It's from getting your head jarred from most of the time.
10:25Guys do when they hit the turf.
10:26Did you see what happened to HN?
10:30HN got it wasn't when he got tackled.
10:33It was when he hit the turf.
10:35He looked like he got knocked out twice because I thought
10:37I thought he got hit in the air, helmet to helmet.
10:40And he looked like he stiffened up and then went and was out.
10:43Dude, he was he was wobbling like all the way.
10:47Yeah, that that looked like a bad one.
10:50Yeah, but they're like Josh Allen, very similar thing.
10:54Yeah, but like Devon HN could fit in Josh Allen's pocket.
10:57They're not going to feel bad.
10:58It doesn't change the injury, though.
11:01Is my whole point.
11:02Yeah, there's different levels to it.
11:04But when Josh Allen hit that ground,
11:08we all thought night, night, I sent the text.
11:12Josh Allen's done for the day concussion.
11:14People can't even tell him.
11:15I couldn't believe he was nine for 30 yesterday.
11:18You know, nine for.
11:20Yes. You know why he was concussed.
11:23They shouldn't let him play football.
11:24Bro, it was it was very remnant of the Packers game
11:28where you accused to a ruining Christmas.
11:30I felt bad about that.
11:31You don't have to keep bringing it up.
11:33All of a sudden, he just just like was like, what?
11:36What's going on here?
11:37But it's just like, like I would say, he should have been in the game.
11:40Sometimes that was that was ridiculous.
11:42They they came to the conclusion that a concussed Josh
11:46Allen is better than anything we got back in him up.
11:49But they have Mitchell Trubisky.
11:51So it's not like they're going to like, you know, some of you realize
11:54he was a number two overall pick who's not with what was the scheme?
11:59Wait a minute.
12:00Tell you really just say to me, but they have Mitch Trubisky.
12:04That's why they pulled the smell soaks out right away.
12:08Who would you rather have?
12:09Mitch Trubisky or Todd?
12:11Let me tell you something.
12:12Do you do you remember the Dolphins playoff game?
12:14Was it against the Steelers?
12:16I can't remember who was against Matt Moore got sent to the shadow realm.
12:23But their backup was TJ Yates.
12:26And they put Matt Moore out there very clearly concussed.
12:31They had to walk him out there.
12:33Yeah. And you have the audacity to sit here and tell me
12:37what do you have Mitch Trubisky?
12:40Do can I just tell you all your football credibility is going to hell
12:45if you suggest that the solution.
12:50To the problem would have been to put Mitchell Trubisky in.
12:53I'm not saying that's the solution by any stretch, but I'm saying Todd Boyle
12:59or like, who are these random quarterbacks or a quarterback that runs a four, six,
13:03seven, I mean, Mitchell Trubisky, he is more athletic.
13:07Yes, we understand that he was athletic.
13:09Mickey athletic.
13:10I want you to know about this guy.
13:12Why are you so consumed by this?
13:15Mo. Oh, don't you appreciate Tyler Huntley?
13:17Oh, my God. I can't even escape a sack.
13:20What are you talking about?
13:21Dude, he's giving me he's trying to get the ball down field.
13:24Shades of Shadour Sanders.
13:25If you know what I'm talking about.
13:27Like, what are we doing?
13:29Oh, you mean a pocket passer?
13:31You're going completely opposite route now, right?
13:34What are we doing here?
13:36But Jalen Wright yesterday,
13:38he finished 13 carries 86 yards.
13:40Most hurt.
13:4219 carries 80 yards.
13:45And that was the that was that.
13:48Alec Engle one carry for three yards and a toddy.
13:52Touchdown, Merchant.
13:54Yeah, he was.
13:55You know, remember, Tyree Gill was explaining his sideline
13:58antics saying we need to get 25 of the ball more.
14:01And everyone's like, no way.
14:02He said that, dude.
14:02Maybe he was onto something.
14:04He looks good, dude.
14:05I mean, listen, Jalen Wright looks good.
14:07I mean, I don't know how long he is going to be out of this
14:10because they do have the bye week coming up.
14:12But I will say, yeah, that kid, that kid looks really talented.
14:15Jalen Wright.
14:15Yeah, really, really talented.
14:18That was definitely, I think, one of the bright spots of this of this one.
14:23And did you think it was a touchdown or did you
14:25were you worried that they were going to call that or you knew that
14:27was going to get reversed?
14:28No, I knew the rule.
14:29And as soon as they showed the replay, I'm like, doesn't have touchdown.
14:33And and here's the deal.
14:36Here's what I hate about fans.
14:38And I'm going to say this.
14:40OK, and I mean, every bit of it.
14:46You think you got screwed because that wasn't a touchdown.
14:50It is stupid.
14:51It's idiotic.
14:52You don't know the rules, but you're complaining and moaning
14:56like you got screwed.
14:58You didn't get screwed.
14:59Your own coach said it wasn't a touchdown.
15:01So shut up and move on.
15:04Yeah, you guys don't care anyway.
15:06Team sucks.
15:06But I'm just saying, like, like, I'm I'm so sick of hearing that,
15:10even from my friend.
15:11Oh, we're getting ready to get screwed.
15:12Are we getting ready?
15:13How about they get the call? Right.
15:15There was only one.
15:16There was only one call I was worried about this week
15:18that I thought we were going to get screwed on.
15:19And it was the targeting
15:20because I'm like, oh, they're going to come back and so-called targeting.
15:23They're definitely they didn't.
15:24They didn't. But I was I was ready.
15:26I mentally prepared.
15:27Because why? Because why?
15:29Because, first of all, because you think Miami gets screwed in everything.
15:34I do. Like, you know, I do.
15:36You know, you don't give.
15:37Listen, I'm not used to the getting, you know, here's the thing.
15:43You make it seem like.
15:46The people aren't going to make a valid call
15:50that the only call is valid if it favors your team.
15:55The call is the call.
15:58It's just like last week when they they originally called
16:01the Hail Mary a touchdown and they went and viewed and called it off.
16:05They go, oh, we got a break.
16:06You didn't get a break. It wasn't a touchdown.
16:08How did you get a break?
16:12So now the other side says we got screwed, they hosed us.
16:15No, they didn't.
16:16It wasn't a touchdown.
16:18Osweiler wouldn't stop whining about it, dude.
16:20He was sitting here and he was really, you know,
16:25then that shame on you,
16:27that shame on you, that you are now worried about what.
16:32Osweiler is saying on TV.
16:34Oh, he was a one Osweiler, more like it.
16:37Dude was out here just whining about it the entire time.
16:41So, by the way, I'm just like, what?
16:43I know that's a local kid.
16:46Who? I kind of think he ended up a little bit.
16:48Who? Oh, I think I think he ended up a little bit.
16:52The QB, the Cal QB Mendoza.
16:55Oh, because all of a sudden he popped up and he was like,
16:59point to the head.
17:00I'm like, nobody who gets targeting starts calling.
17:03Like that was like a Ginobili flop if I've ever seen one.
17:08He's like, she's
17:09not so good.
17:11And like so with the Patriots, right?
17:14Yeah. Right away.
17:16You know, they call it a touchdown because like, yeah, if you do it in fast motion,
17:20it does look like a touchdown.
17:22But no.
17:25If if he would have took his toe.
17:29And just jump and went out of bounds, it would have been a touchdown.
17:33But since the total foot came down and that back foot hit the inline,
17:37it's not a touchdown.
17:39That's the rule.
17:40So stop. Everybody stop thinking you got screwed.
17:43Like, yeah, you know, you know, you can say you got screwed.
17:48Remember the playoff pass interference against the Saints?
17:51Oh, yeah. That that's getting screwed.
17:53Fiesta Bowl.
17:56I don't I don't know.
17:58Oh, minus one.
18:00Wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
18:01The only thing that happened there is one.
18:03Like, I don't know if it was passing the first or not.
18:05That's what I'm saying.
18:06I mean, here's the hold on.
18:08The only thing that happened that was weird
18:12is that the call came so late.
18:15Yeah, because it wasn't.
18:16OK, but that's that's fans.
18:19That's fans.
18:20If it don't work in my if it don't work in my phone, I got no.
18:23Yes, it is.
18:24I can be very, very objective.
18:27How long I've been doing the show with you.
18:29I'm very objective.
18:30Oh, you're not.
18:30Oh, dude. Oh, my goodness.
18:32I can say what we got.
18:34No, no.
18:36Then we're here.
18:38After the next break, I want you to leave and put Tobin back in that seat
18:41because the guy sitting there right now is lying.
18:44I'm very balanced when it comes to what I don't believe.
18:46Balanced. Balanced.
18:51You are out of you, don't you, lion?
18:54I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what, hey,
18:58I want to say this.
18:59Where's Vlad?