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00:00This is my home.
00:05It's my first greeting. I'm nervous.
00:08Don't worry.
00:09Dad and Mom said they were looking forward to it.
00:12I see.
00:14But I'm a little different.
00:18Don't be surprised.
00:20What are you talking about?
00:22Don't worry.
00:25Let's go.
00:31Here?
00:35Yes.
00:36I'm standing in the middle of a slope.
00:38It's very slanted.
00:40It's weird, isn't it?
00:42Do you hate me?
00:44No.
00:45I don't care at all.
00:47I don't hate you.
00:48That's good.
00:49Let's go.
00:51I'm home.
00:54Excuse me.
00:57What?
00:58Here.
01:00Is this your room?
01:02Yes.
01:03What is this structure?
01:05A mountain used to stand here.
01:08Did you leave it as it is?
01:09It costs a lot of money to make it flat.
01:11My dad told me to leave it as it is.
01:13Why did you leave it as it is?
01:15It's cute, isn't it?
01:16I like it.
01:17That's good.
01:19Can I open this?
01:21Yes.
01:22Excuse me.
01:26It's heavy.
01:28It's heavy.
01:30It's heavy.
01:32You'll get used to it.
01:34Can you do it?
01:36Don't pinch your fingers.
01:38I've done it many times.
01:40It's dangerous.
01:48Are you Hiroshi?
01:50Yes.
01:51I'm Keiko's father.
01:53It's dangerous, isn't it?
01:55Come in.
01:57Can I sit here?
01:58Yes.
01:59It's good that you came.
02:01Can I sit here?
02:02Yes.
02:03It's good that you came.
02:07Come in.
02:09It's good, Hiroshi.
02:11Can I sit here?
02:13No.
02:14You have to sit here.
02:15What are you talking about?
02:17Come here.
02:21What are you doing?
02:23What are you doing?
02:25What are you doing?
02:27Hiroshi.
02:29What's wrong with you?
02:31Don't you want to sit here?
02:33Are you weak?
02:35Hiroshi.
02:36Can I sit here?
02:38It's good that you came.
02:40Your friends do this sometimes.
02:42Yes.
02:43Are you shy?
02:45Yes.
02:47I'll sit here.
02:49Come here.
02:51Hiroshi.
02:53Hiroshi.
02:55Your father made time for you.
02:58I'm sorry.
02:59I'll sit here.
03:00He is nervous.
03:02You don't have to be nervous.
03:04Sit down, Hiroshi.
03:06I'm tired.
03:12Hiroshi.
03:14Hiroshi.
03:16Don't sleep, Hiroshi.
03:18What are you doing, Hiroshi?
03:21You are a man.
03:23Sit down.
03:25Hiroshi.
03:27It hurts.
03:29What are you doing?
03:31I'm sorry, father.
03:32I've never seen anyone who sleeps like this.
03:35Hiroshi, you are bad.
03:37Hiroshi.
03:39Hiroshi.
03:43You are sweating.
03:45I'm nervous.
03:46I'm sweating because I'm nervous.
03:48I'm always nervous.
03:50I sat down.
03:54Don't look so desperate.
03:56Hiroshi.
03:58Keiko.
04:00Can you sit here?
04:02Can I sit here?
04:04Yes.
04:06I'm sorry.
04:08Keiko is at home.
04:10She is here every day.
04:12Keiko always sits here.
04:14Keiko.
04:16Keiko.
04:20Keiko.
04:22Keiko.
04:24Keiko.
04:26This corner is important.
04:28Use this corner.
04:30Keiko.
04:32Keiko.
04:34Do you hold hands?
04:36Are you okay?
04:38We can overcome difficulties.
04:40Show me.
04:42I'll follow you.
04:44I'll follow you.
04:46Are you ready?
04:48One, two, three.
04:50Good.
04:54It's still noon.
04:56It's my first time.
04:58Who is this?
05:00He is a Titan.
05:02Mother, tea.
05:04Nice to meet you.
05:06Hello.
05:08Mother, tea.
05:10Are you okay?
05:12Mother.
05:14Mother.
05:16Mother.
05:18I'm sorry.
05:20Keiko.
05:22I didn't bring tea.
05:26What are you doing?
05:28Don't leave me alone.
05:30I'm sorry.
05:32Mother, bring me another cup of tea.
05:34Okay.
05:36Give Hiroshi tea.
05:38I'll go.
05:40Let's go.
05:44Mother.
05:46Mother.
05:48Mother.
05:52Mother.
05:54Mother.
05:56Was it so heavy?
05:58It's hot.
06:02Let's talk here.
06:04No.
06:06It's a difficult house.
06:08It's fun.
06:10I'm wet.
06:12My brother is here.
06:14Bring me a towel.
06:20Wait a minute.
06:22Is he your brother?
06:24He is Tatsuya.
06:26He always goes somewhere.
06:28He is shy.
06:30My brother is here.
06:32Let me introduce him.
06:34Nice to meet you.
06:36Is this okay?
06:38Is this okay?
06:40He is my brother.
06:42I'm sorry.
06:44I'll give you a present.
06:46I'll give you a present.
06:50You don't have to wear it.
06:52I'll give you a present.
06:54I'll give you a present.
06:56I understand.
06:58I'll give you a present.
07:00This is my present.
07:04This is my brother's present.
07:06This is my brother's present.
07:12He is lively.
07:14He is lively.
07:16He is getting used to it.
07:18He is getting used to it.
07:20I'm sorry.
07:22I'm sorry.
07:24I'm sorry.
07:30I'm sorry.
07:32I'm sorry.
07:34I'm sorry.
07:36I'm sorry.
07:38I'm sorry.
07:40I'm sorry.
07:42I'm sorry.
07:44I'm sorry.
07:46I'm sorry.
07:48I'm sorry.
07:50I'm sorry.
07:52Hiroshi.
07:54Where do you go with these pants?
07:56He's got no feelings.
07:58Are you okay, getting married to this guy?
08:00He's only asking me to show him my pants.
08:02What do you think about wearing this?
08:04It's okay.
08:06It's okay.
08:08It's okay.
08:10He has small feet so it suits him.
08:14He is lively.
08:16He is lively.
08:18He is kind.
08:20Onii-chan, oh wow, oh, Onii-chan!
08:22Oh, did you get better?
08:24What are you talking about? I hate it!
08:26You're the worst!
08:27Hey, Hiroshi-kun, can you wear this?
08:33Papa, can you wear this?
08:34Me?
08:35Ah, but it looks good on you.
08:36Dad, it looks good on you too.
08:37Yeah.
08:38Me?
08:38Sometimes you have to wear young fashion.
08:40I know, but I'm in front of Hiroshi-kun.
08:42I can't show my ugliness.
08:47So that's how it is, Dad.
08:49Dad, you look like a ski jumper.
08:52You look like a ski jumper, Dad.
08:53Dad, congratulations on your new life.
08:56I always take off my socks at home.
08:59How do you do that?
09:02Ah, I guess taking off my socks was a mistake.
09:10Dad.
09:12Dad spends the longest time at home.
09:15That's right, Shinobu spends the longest time at home.
09:18I'm going to do it.
09:19Hiroshi-kun, this is how you do it.
09:20This is how you do it, Hiroshi.
09:22How many years do you think you've lived, you idiot?
09:26Dad!
09:27Dad!
09:29Dad!
09:32Dad!
09:34Your thighs are really red right now.
09:36They're always red.
09:37Is that so?
09:39Shinobu-chan, can you do this?
09:41What do you mean, can I do this?
09:42Can you do this?
09:43What do you mean, can I do this?
09:45Can you do this?
09:46I used to love playing like this.
09:48You used to love playing like this when you were little?
09:50Yeah.
09:51Watch this.
09:52This is my special skill.
10:01Isn't it amazing?
10:02It's amazing.
10:03Isn't it amazing?
10:04How was it?
10:05I'm Keiko.
10:06I'm Ohigeki.
10:07Nice to meet you, Keiko.
10:09Nice to meet you.
10:10Nice to meet you.
10:11I'm sorry.
10:13I don't want to come to this house ever again.
10:24See you later.
10:25See you later.
10:26See you later.
10:27See you later.
10:30Thank you very much.
10:33Thank you very much.
10:34Thank you very much.
10:35It's amazing.
10:36It's amazing.
10:43Is this the place?
10:44The place that's famous for yakisoba?
10:47I wonder if they'll allow us to film here.
10:49Excuse me!
10:53I'm sorry!
10:58What's going on?
10:59Welcome!
11:00Wait a minute.
11:02We're all yakisoba...
11:03Excuse me?
11:04Yes?
11:05What is it?
11:06What is it?
11:07Why are you holding a camera?
11:09Aren't you a customer?
11:12I'm a TV personality in a TV show called,
11:16Omo Mayu Na Mise.
11:18Put it on.
11:19Put it on.
11:20Right there!
11:21That's it!
11:22You can't see it!
11:23You can't see it!
11:24You can't see it!
11:25I'm asking you what you said.
11:27I'm a TV personality in a TV show called,
11:29Omo Mayu Na Mise.
11:30Oh, I see.
11:33What is it?
11:34What is this situation?
11:36You can't see it!
11:37I'm making yakisoba!
11:39It's already buried in the yakisoba.
11:41Where do you make yakisoba?
11:42Right here!
11:43But it's dirty.
11:44Your hands are covered in sauce.
11:47I used to make a lot of customers wait in the tourist bus.
11:52It was traumatic.
11:53I hate making customers wait.
11:55Do you make enough to bury yourself?
11:57That's right.
11:58What are you going to do?
11:59If there are 10 people in the tourist bus,
12:01you can't make them wait!
12:02There's no way they'd come to a country like this.
12:04They might come.
12:05That's why I'm doing this!
12:08Hey, are you coming?
12:11You're touching it with your hands.
12:12He's eating it.
12:14He's eating it. It's dirty.
12:16Are you going to eat it?
12:17Can I have some?
12:19I can't get the chopsticks out, so pick it up and eat it.
12:22I see.
12:23The chopsticks are in here.
12:25I can't get it out, so pick it up and eat it.
12:28Pick it up?
12:29Give me a plate or something.
12:31I don't have time for a plate!
12:32I'm going to make yakisoba!
12:36This genius is crazy.
12:38Eat it.
12:41How is it?
12:43It's better than I thought.
12:44It's good, isn't it?
12:45It's really good.
12:47It's good, isn't it?
12:50Don't eat too much.
12:51This is for sale, isn't it?
12:52It's for sale.
12:53Hey, you!
12:54We have a customer!
12:55Get out of the way, you bastard!
12:57I'm going to beat you up!
12:58Are you okay?
12:59I'm fine.
13:00I'd like one soft cream, please.
13:01Soft cream, right?
13:02Soft cream?
13:03You're a yakisoba shop, and you're selling soft cream?
13:06Where was it?
13:07Soft cream.
13:08There it is.
13:11Wait a minute.
13:12Wait a minute.
13:13Wait a minute.
13:14Wait a minute.
13:15Wait a minute.
13:16Wait a minute.
13:17Wait a minute.
13:18Wait a minute.
13:19There's yakisoba on top of the soft cream.
13:21What?
13:22This is a sweet and salty flavor, and it's delicious.
13:24That's right!
13:25No, it's not.
13:26It's delicious!
13:27No, it's not.
13:28You don't understand.
13:29Our main dish is yakisoba.
13:32The most popular one is soft cream.
13:36You're not in a position to laugh at all.
13:37You eat a lot.
13:38Do you eat soft cream, too?
13:41Can I have some yakisoba?
13:44Do you want some?
13:45Should I look for it?
13:46Are you going to look for it?
13:47Should I look for it?
13:48Hurry up and look for it.
13:50There it is.
13:51What?
13:52What?
13:53Where is it?
13:54Here it is.
13:55I'm sorry.
13:56Don't do that on your own.
13:58I said it's okay.
13:59You're eating a lot.
14:00I'm...
14:01What?
14:03Have you ever thought about eating soft cream at this shop?
14:06Soft cream?
14:07Yes.
14:08Is it delicious?
14:09Is it like yakisoba?
14:11Ramen?
14:12How many years has this shop been open?
14:13A-semen?
14:14No, I didn't put yakisoba noodles on it.
14:16A-semen.
14:17A-se...
14:18I don't know, so eat it.
14:24I'm going to use Hokkaido's...
14:26I'm going to use Hokkaido's...
14:27I'm going to use Hokkaido's...
14:28I don't know about the mountain area.
14:31I don't know about the mountain area.
14:32I only know yakisoba.
14:33Eat yakisoba, too.
14:36What are you talking about?
14:37It's a phone call.
14:38A phone call?
14:39I'm going to answer the phone.
14:41Shall I answer it?
14:42Don't interrupt me!
14:45I'm going to answer the phone.
14:46I'm going to wait for about 30 minutes.
14:50I got a call.
14:51Did you get a call?
14:52Is it okay?
14:53Is it still ringing?
14:55Is the phone okay?
14:56Shut up!
14:59I'm going to answer the phone.
15:01Isn't it already messed up?
15:02What?
15:03Yes, hello.
15:05Mr. Iriguchi from Kosei.
15:09One yakisoba.
15:11One yakisoba.
15:12I'll bring it right away.
15:16What's the matter?
15:17It's a delivery, so I'm going.
15:19What?
15:21That's how you get out?
15:23What?
15:26That's how you get out?
15:27Excuse me!
15:29What?
15:31What?
15:33What?
15:35It's falling down!
15:37Yes.
15:38Are you okay?
15:39It's a delivery, so you put on your shoes.
15:41Shoes.
15:42It's a delivery.
15:43No, it's a show.
15:46Okay.
15:47Okay.
15:48Thank you very much.
15:50It's like a hell.
15:52It was very beautiful.
15:53I wonder if I'm going to die or bleed.
15:55It's amazing.
15:56It's the first time I've ever seen such a beautiful yakisoba pattern.
16:03A hundred years of human-dorakira conflict.
16:07At last, humans put the dorakira on a cross,
16:10and it looked like the battle was over.
16:14However...
16:23Really?
16:25It's alive!
16:28Those two are back to life!
16:31What if I say something?
16:33Is it dead?
16:37I'll wake it up.
16:39The cross is in the way.
16:40The cross is in the way.
16:41The cross is heavy.
16:48Is it alive?
16:50Is it alive?
16:53I'll wake it up.
17:02What's wrong?
17:04My stomach is stinking.
17:05What's wrong?
17:08It's not my clothes.
17:10It's your clothes.
17:12Look at it.
17:14It's alive.
17:15It's a cross of dorakira.
17:17It's alive, too.
17:18I'll wake it up, too.
17:20I'll wake it up, too.
17:21Do it, do it.
17:24It's heavy.
17:28It's heavy.
17:29It's heavy.
17:30The floor is getting dirty.
17:34I'll wake it up.
17:37It's a cross of dorakira.
17:39It's a cross of dorakira.
17:40It's a cross of dorakira.
17:42It's a cross of dorakira.
17:45What's the situation?
17:48It's alive.
17:49It's alive.
17:50The cross will die.
17:52That's right.
17:53It's the deadliest cross.
17:55That's right.
17:56It's the first time in history.
17:58What's going on?
17:59It's a revolution.
18:00It's a zombie of dorakira.
18:01That's right.
18:02It's a zombie of dorakira.
18:03It's a zombie of dorakira.
18:04It's not weak.
18:05It's amazing.
18:06It's the strongest race.
18:07I did it.
18:08It's not weak.
18:09I'm thirsty.
18:10That's right.
18:11We've been doing this for 100 years.
18:13We've been doing this for 100 years.
18:16Hey.
18:17There's something.
18:19What's this?
18:20There's something clearly.
18:22Is there something?
18:23It's heavy.
18:25Is it a drink?
18:26It's a drink.
18:27It's good if it's blood.
18:28Drink it.
18:29I'll drink it with tea.
18:30I can't reach it.
18:32It's stuck.
18:33What should I do?
18:34I'll make you drink it.
18:35I'll make you drink it.
18:36I'll make you drink it.
18:37Go to sleep.
18:38That's right.
18:39I'll make you drink it.
18:40You'll make me drink it.
18:42Can you sleep?
18:44Are you okay?
18:46Be careful.
18:47Are you okay?
18:48It's stuck.
18:49It's stuck.
18:50What is this?
18:51It's stuck.
18:52What is this?
18:53It's like a group exercise.
18:54I can only do this.
18:55I can only do this.
18:56It's like a group exercise when I went to the South Dragon Kindergarten.
18:58It's like a group exercise when I went to the South Dragon Kindergarten.
19:00It's embarrassing.
19:01I'm looking forward to it.
19:02Can you do it?
19:03Can you do it?
19:04Wait a minute.
19:05Wait a minute.
19:06Like this.
19:07Let's go.
19:08It's been 100 years.
19:09What's this?
19:10It's been 100 years.
19:11What's this?
19:12What's this?
19:13It's not good at all.
19:14It's not good at all.
19:15It's dangerous.
19:16It's dangerous.
19:22It's delicious.
19:25That's good.
19:26That's good.
19:31Use that magic.
19:32That's right.
19:33I have a legendary skill.
19:35I have a legendary skill.
19:36Let's go.
19:37Let's go.
19:38Start up.
19:39Start up.
19:42How is it?
19:44That's amazing.
19:45That's amazing.
19:46That's amazing.
19:47I can use only this.
19:48Why only this?
19:50Then let me drink it next time.
19:52That's right.
19:53I can't drink it.
19:54You should drink it.
19:55I'll die if I don't wash my nose.
19:57That's right.
19:58That's right.
19:59I want to drink water.
20:00It's the most dangerous.
20:01I know that I can't drink water.
20:03I know that I can't drink water.
20:04What should I do?
20:05It's cool.
20:06It's cool.
20:07That's amazing.
20:08It's a disaster.
20:09Can I do it?
20:10Let's go.
20:11I can't do it.
20:13Drink it.
20:17Are you okay?
20:18Are you okay?
20:19You said something when you got in a strange place.
20:21I got in my nose.
20:22I got in my nose.
20:23You got in your nose.
20:27I want to bite my nose.
20:28Stop it.
20:31I can't bite my nose.
20:32I can't bite my nose.
20:33I'm tired.
20:34I'm tired.
20:35I'm tired.
20:36I'm tired.
20:39Is it your luck?
20:40Is it your luck?
20:41I can't do it.
20:42I can't do it.
20:43What should I do?
20:44I can't do it.
20:45I can't do it.
20:48It's like the last scene of a concert.
20:51I can't do it.
20:52I can't do it.
20:53Let's go.
20:56I can't do it.
20:57I can't do it.
21:08Are you okay?
21:11Dracula's turn-up.
21:12Dracula's turn-up.
21:13Rebirth!
21:16I'm going to use the ground.
21:17I'm going to use the ground.
21:18What's wrong?
21:19What's wrong?
21:20You're so heavy.
21:21You're so heavy.
21:22I think I can get up if I do this.
21:23I think I can get up if I do this.
21:24I think I can get up if I do this.
21:27Water.
21:30I'm tired.
21:32It's been a hundred years.
21:33You've been in a bad shape for a long time.
21:36You've been in a bad shape for a thousand years.
21:38Sound effect.
21:41Sound effect.
21:42Wow, look at that!
21:43Sound effect.
21:44It's about to be morning.
21:45It's about to be morning.
21:46It's not good.
21:47It's not good.
21:48If only I could see the light.
21:49How much light do I have?
21:50I'll close the curtains.
21:51I'll close the curtains.
21:52It's bad, it's bad.
21:53I'll close the curtains and bear it.
21:54You can pick it up.
21:55It's so high.
21:56It's so high.
21:57You can't get there.
21:58It's too high.
21:59You can't get there.
22:00We have to save Shaman.
22:01I'm going to die.
22:02I'm going to die.
22:03No idea?
22:04Be careful.
22:05Be careful.
22:06You fell down in reverse.
22:07I see. So I have to climb up?
22:09Yes.
22:10Let's try it.
22:11Let's go.
22:11Slowly. Slowly.
22:13Be careful.
22:14Be careful.
22:15Wow, wow, wow.
22:16It's going.
22:17It's heavy.
22:18It's heavy.
22:19It's heavy.
22:20It's dangerous.
22:21It's dangerous.
22:22Are you okay?
22:27I fell down where it looked painful.
22:29How are you?
22:30Your group exercise was good.
22:32Oh, let's do group exercise here.
22:34Let's do it together to make it more stable.
22:36Let's do it together.
22:37Okay.
22:38Like this.
22:42Let's make it more stable.
22:44Can you do it?
22:45Let's climb up.
22:46I see.
22:47Be careful.
22:48Be careful.
22:53Be careful.
22:59Good, good, good.
23:00A little more.
23:01I may be able to do it.
23:03A little more?
23:05If you look closely, it's amazing.
23:10I'm sorry.
23:14I'll get hurt.
23:15I'll get hurt.
23:16I couldn't see it well, but I think it's very dangerous.
23:18It must have been dangerous.
23:20I'll get hurt.
23:21I'll die.
23:31I won't die.
23:32What does that mean?
23:33We are zombies after all.
23:35We are lucky.
23:39Okay.
23:42It's hot.
23:44I feel like I'm going to be crushed.
23:46I feel like I'm going to be crushed.
23:48I wanted to do it.
23:50We are fighting against each other.
23:51I wanted to do it.
23:55So, we have finished three groups.
23:57The set is amazing.
23:59First of all,
24:01I want to go to a big zoo and get a surgery.
24:04We can't do it even if we have an idea.
24:08First of all, we can't do it, so we can't think of an idea.
24:10That's right.
24:11It hurt.
24:13It hurt.
24:14I thought I wasn't in good shape.
24:16I thought I wasn't in good shape.
24:17I thought I wasn't in good shape.
24:18I thought I was laughing too much.
24:20I think everyone has a small wound, not a big one.
24:23I can't see it.
24:24And Dracula.
24:25He was in good shape, too.
24:27It was dangerous.
24:28It was dangerous.
24:29It was so dangerous that I couldn't stick it on.
24:32It was so dangerous.
24:33I said, let's stop.
24:34That's right.
24:35That's about it.
24:37I thought it was like that.
24:38I was licked on the nose.
24:41It smelled bad all the time.
24:44And yakisoba.
24:46It was hard to shoot yakisoba.
24:49There were more yakisoba on the top than on the bottom.
24:53When Tetsuya started shooting,
24:56he said, wait a minute, it's not supposed to be like this.
24:59I've seen a lot of people trying to fix it with a gum tape.
25:02So I was wondering how professionals fix it.
25:04I was looking at it seriously.
25:05It's a chance to study here.
25:07From a professional's point of view,
25:08there was a rumor that yakisoba would fall down so much.
25:12I was wondering how professionals would fix it.
25:13Stupid gum tape.
25:16I was angry.
25:18I couldn't see it because it was fixed.
25:20When I said it was fixed,
25:21he said, thank you.
25:22It feels like there's a board in it.
25:23So I looked at it and it was stupid gum tape.
25:25It's not a gum tape.
25:26It's just a glue gun.
25:29I was relieved.
25:31Humanity's destination is gum tape.
25:34The result was amazing.
25:36The last scene was amazing.
25:38It was really amazing.
25:40I want you to see the video yourself.
25:41I've seen it.
25:42It's my favorite scene.
25:46Oh, that's great.
25:47That's great.
25:52It's gone.
25:53It's gone.
25:56He can't come back.
26:03I see.
26:04It's amazing.
26:06Thank you very much.