Best of Pranks - Best of Couple Pranks Video 2024
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00:00Bullseye! There we go. A full bottle of nothing but green fruit dye.
00:12What the f**k Joshua? What is this? Are you kidding me? Enough fruit dye?
00:22If you get a hangover, you get punished. Let's go with the black one.
00:29Good morning. What are you about to do? What are you doing? I know you've done something.
00:37What's that? What's in your hand? What's in your hand? Nothing! What is that s**t? Is that paint?
00:42It's all henna. No! That's not coming off with this!
00:49The plan is to shove a whole bunch of these in the exhaust when she goes to drive.
00:57That's looking pretty good.
01:15Feeling a bit hot maybe?
01:23How did you do that?
01:26I don't know.
01:34That's definitely illegal.
01:36How's your work going baby?
01:40It stinks! It stinks!
01:42What are you doing?
01:44No! It stinks!
01:49It's called Satan's spit and it says it's 18 out of 10.
01:54F**k! No! Babe!
01:56Yeah?
01:58What the hell have you done?
02:00What the hell have you done?
02:07It's not good babe! Stop laughing!
02:09Not the ice cream!
02:11Seriously?
02:13Yes!
02:15I'm gonna throw up now.
02:20We've got the shampoo and conditioner and some fart spray.
02:23S**t's smelling stuck in there.
02:25Oh my goodness!
02:27Oh my goodness!
02:29It's clogged the door!
02:33Come on! That's dramatic!
02:35It's not dramatic! It absolutely stinks!
02:39Oh come on!
02:41It stinks so bad!
02:43How can you not smell that?
02:45It's really bad!
02:49No!
02:51What have you done?
02:53I'm gonna give her a good dosing of laxatives in her coffee.
02:55Swish that around a bit.
02:57Phase two is I'm gonna lock up every single toilet in the house.
03:01Three toilets done.
03:03Oh!
03:05What have you done? Open the door!
03:07Yours only lasted a second!
03:09Why?
03:11There's always the bathtub.
03:13What are you doing with that?
03:15You're not going down there.
03:17That's just my wife taking a s**t in the bush.
03:23Oh my god! He's gonna get saturated!
03:27What the hell are you doing?
03:33What are you doing?
03:35Oh my god!
03:37What the hell are you doing?
03:39What is the matter with you?
03:41I haven't woken my f**king eyes yet! Get out!
03:57Oh my god!
03:59No morning coffee for me today, eh?
04:01F**k! What am I doing?
04:09Oh my god!
04:21You got that straight into my lungs!
04:23Oh my god!
04:25Oh my god!
04:31Gonna get some lunch, baby!
04:35I can't breathe!
04:37What the hell does it?
04:41Oh my god!
04:43That was a good suction!
04:45Really?
04:51Ow!
04:53Oh my god!
04:55What the hell?
04:57They're so strong!
05:01Oh my god!
05:03I'm going to tape one of these to her reverse camera.
05:05The spider is on there.
05:07Let's see how it looks.
05:09That is perfect!
05:11Holy s**t! Look at the f**king spider!
05:13Holy crap!
05:15It's you! I'm not getting out!
05:17I'm not going to get out!
05:19What am I going to do? I hate spiders just as much as you!
05:21What you've got to do is cross your legs around the pole,
05:23sit down, and then try to get up.
05:27My leg was about to snap!
05:29Oh my god!
05:33What are you doing?
05:35What are you doing?
05:37What the hell is that?
05:39What the f**k is that?
05:41Ah! I'm slippery now!
05:43Get me out of my eyes!
05:45Get me to a f**king test!
05:47Is this why you brought me out to the f**king playground?
05:49I've decided I don't like the white sheets.
05:51Look at the thing! That's incredible!
05:53Use it with my white sheets again.
05:57Well, see, that's the thing.
05:59I didn't want to waste money.
06:01They're Egyptian cotton, Josh, and they're really expensive.
06:09They're not going anywhere.
06:11Now we just wait for the airlock.
06:13What the hell's going on here?
06:15I don't know. What happened?
06:17Oh my god!
06:19Look!
06:23Look what I found!
06:45The wing!
06:47The wing?
06:49What?
06:51What did you do to the wing?
06:53I didn't do anything to the wing!
06:55I've told her time and time again,
06:57do not use this. It is ridiculously hot.
06:59You're just going to keep using this whole bottle on me
07:01until I do something about it.
07:03It has to come to an end. Today, you're copping it.
07:11Good luck, babe.
07:19Oh my god!
07:27I didn't want to do this!
07:29I didn't want to do this!
07:31I'm just going to trace around the mousetrap
07:33and hollow out a section for it.
07:35A nice strap that's nice and snug.
07:41Avocado brekkie strap.
07:49Oof! Oof!
07:53What the fuck is that?
07:59What happened? What the fuck just happened?
08:01It was a mousetrap!