Fast Talk with Boy Abunda: Boobay, gusto bang maging katulad ni Vice Ganda? (Full Episode 440)
Aired (October 7, 2024): Boobay, sinagot ang katanungan kung nangangarap din siyang maabot ang tagumpay na mayroon sina Vice Ganda, Ai Ai Delas Alas, at Eugene Domingo sa kabila ng natatamasang kasikatan ngayon!
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00:00It's a good thing that you'd be here.
00:02I'm sure you'll be able to make it.
00:17You're the most beautiful Filipino in the world!
00:19Naytay, Naytay!
00:21What?
00:21Naytay, you're the most beautiful!
00:23Naytay, you're so pretty!
00:25You're so beautiful!
00:26What is this?
00:28Naytay, you're wasting your 20 minutes!
00:30The Ilocanos might hear you!
00:32Inang, Tatang, we're going to beat you up!
00:35We'll beat you up every 2 minutes!
00:38Boy Abunda!
00:40What is this?
00:42You have to treat them well.
00:43They shouldn't be here.
00:45Who are you?
00:46It's you?
00:47We're the intro of the show, right?
00:49Of the show?
00:50Yes!
00:51This is Boy Abunda's show!
00:52Pita? Ian?
00:53Yes, Pita!
00:54Why are you here together?
00:56Why is it like a chorus?
00:57We're competing.
00:58Who will do the opening better?
01:00And who will do the intro?
01:02Take a picture and let's judge.
01:04One by one.
01:05One by one.
01:06You go first, Ian.
01:07I can do this.
01:08Go ahead.
01:09Okay, go!
01:10Naytay, you're wasting your 20 minutes.
01:14But not like a boy.
01:15You're wasting your 20 minutes.
01:17Is that okay?
01:24Pita, you go.
01:25I'll see what Pita will remove.
01:28It should be more astig, Tito Boy.
01:29Okay, go!
01:303, 2, 1, go!
01:31Hello, world!
01:33Naytay, you're wasting your 20 minutes.
01:35This is Fast Talk and I'm Pita Curtis.
01:38I won't remove anything.
01:40Maybe you'll switch channels.
01:43The one and the only, Bubay!
01:45Naytay, you're wasting your 20 minutes.
01:48This is Fast Talk with Bubay Abunda.
01:52You're wasting your 20 minutes.
01:55You're wasting your 20 minutes.
01:59Bonito, Bonito.
02:01Who do you think is the best and why?
02:04Choose me. We're both from Zambales.
02:07I chose myself and then you chose him.
02:14Good afternoon, Philippines and the whole world.
02:18Please welcome Bubay, Pita Curtis, and Ian Red.
02:23Tito Boy!
02:27Thank you, Tito Boy.
02:29Long time no see.
02:30Long time no see.
02:31Where have you been?
02:32We've been at home.
02:33At home.
02:34We've been at home.
02:35We've been at home.
02:39Thank you very much.
02:41Finally!
02:42Wow!
02:44Why finally?
02:45Because, Tito Boy,
02:47This is our dream.
02:48This is our dream.
02:50I feel like you'll make a mark if you're a guest on Fast Talk.
02:59Let's talk about T-Bots.
03:00Congratulations.
03:02Congratulations.
03:04Let's talk about this.
03:06I'm watching this because after T-Bots,
03:09I saw Actionary Boy Abunda
03:11on our legal show with Alan and Pia.
03:15I noticed that it's been a week or a month since Tekla left.
03:21What is happening?
03:23Tito Boy, give me 20 minutes.
03:27Tito Boy, a lot of people have messaged me and us
03:31asking why Tekla isn't here for the longest time.
03:35This is the longest time Tekla hasn't been here.
03:39For those who are waiting for Tekla,
03:42don't worry because Tito Boy is okay.
03:46But he'll be back soon.
03:50He's busy.
03:51They just went to the U.S.
03:52They went on a tour with Donita.
03:55That's the reason why we have not seen Tekla.
04:00Yes, because of immigration.
04:03What's the case?
04:05The issue is,
04:07Did he defend himself?
04:08No, he didn't.
04:10So the result is?
04:11He won't be able to go back.
04:14For example, he was held again for immigration.
04:18And the people of the country said,
04:20Who should be with Bubay in T-Bots?
04:24Of course, me.
04:25Pipita?
04:26Or Ian?
04:27We've been friends for how many years?
04:28Ian.
04:29I don't think it's about friendship.
04:30It's about the performance.
04:32He's good.
04:33That's what the viewers are looking for.
04:36You two, come here.
04:38Let's see.
04:39Bubay is the judge.
04:40Who is the best?
04:41Who should be with Bubay?
04:44For example, Tekla is not here.
04:45While Tekla is not here,
04:47Who should be with Bubay as the main host?
04:52So, do an opening of the show.
04:54And then, let's see where it will go.
04:563, 2, 1, action!
04:59Hello, Kapuso!
05:00I'm Pipita Curtis.
05:02I'm Ian Ren.
05:04And we are T-Bots!
05:06T-Bots!
05:08Yes!
05:09Yes!
05:10But T-Bots really needs talent.
05:12If you have a show,
05:14they're good at acting.
05:16Wow!
05:17Okay, acting.
05:20Baby,
05:22you only told me.
05:25You only told me.
05:28Who is this?
05:30I don't know.
05:33I love you,
05:35baby.
05:36There's a smell.
05:37There's a smell.
05:40It's like Tito Boy will fall for me.
05:44Tito Boy, I'm not impressed.
05:46Why?
05:47Because when you say acting, it's drama.
05:48You need to have tears.
05:50Like Miss Bea Alonso.
05:52You can do it, Ian.
05:53Okay, action.
05:54Okay, lights, camera, action!
05:57Tito Boy.
05:58He's still there.
05:59The camera is still there.
06:03I know I don't deserve
06:07but
06:09I just want
06:10to be with you.
06:12He's crying.
06:14Because I don't get Tito Boy.
06:21So good!
06:23Tito Boy.
06:24So good.
06:25Tito Boy.
06:26So good.
06:30So good.
06:32So good.
06:33Okay, I'll do it, Tito Boy.
06:35I'll just be a reliever.
06:37You'll just be a reliever.
06:39So, you don't need to judge Tito Boy.
06:42You'll just be a reliever.
06:43Yes, I'll just be a reliever
06:44because he'll be the first one.
06:47In your friendship,
06:49can you borrow money?
06:50Yes.
06:51Yes, we borrow money.
06:53The last time I borrowed money abroad,
06:54I borrowed from him.
06:55But it was paid.
06:56Fully paid.
06:57Okay.
06:58For me, it's not fully paid.
07:00I have a balance of P20,000.
07:03It's P30,000 now.
07:04But it's important
07:05to talk about money
07:06with your friends, right?
07:07Yes.
07:08Because there's a saying,
07:09you should borrow money
07:10when you're not that close
07:11than when you're close.
07:12Because a lot of friendships
07:14get destroyed.
07:15Yes.
07:16For us, we were able to save it
07:18because,
07:19it's like,
07:20what happens is,
07:21sometimes, he's the one
07:22who gives,
07:23we'll give.
07:24If we give,
07:25Kuya Ian Red will take it.
07:27It takes a lot of love.
07:28And the good news is,
07:30you have a show.
07:31Yes.
07:32Or a series of shows.
07:33Yes.
07:34So let's invite
07:35all of our countrymen.
07:36Go ahead, Pipita.
07:37Of course,
07:38Kapuso,
07:39on October 13,
07:40Bubay and I are in Taiwan.
07:42It's Balik Saya Kasama Ang Owa
07:44with our admin,
07:46Arnel Ignacio.
07:48We're in Taiwan,
07:49our Kapuso.
07:50We'll see each other.
07:51And after that,
07:52we,
07:53Kuya Ian Red and Pipita,
07:55of course,
07:56will be in Switzerland.
07:58There.
07:59Switzerland.
08:00Where is this?
08:01Switzerland,
08:02November 26 in Zurich.
08:03Then,
08:04November 1 in Geneva.
08:07November 2 in Germany.
08:09November 3 in Italy.
08:10That's why no one will sleep with us.
08:12Did you see the dates?
08:13One after the other.
08:14Yes.
08:15And,
08:16there's a lot, right?
08:17Four shows in Europe.
08:19Yes.
08:20Plus one in Taiwan.
08:21Yes.
08:22What do you do
08:23with your money?
08:24That's great.
08:25Now,
08:26let's go back
08:27to borrowing.
08:28There.
08:29We still have to pay.
08:31Right now,
08:32let's do fast talk.
08:37Our time begins now.
08:42Single or ready to mingle?
08:43Single.
08:47One to ten.
08:50Eight.
08:53Eight.
08:55Ian, this is for you.
08:58Bubay.
09:02Cellphone.
09:07Fifty thousand.
09:11Jodie Santamaria.
09:14Beverly.
09:20Alden Richards.
09:26Sexy face.
09:29Nothing.
09:31Ann Curtis
09:32or Jasmine Curtis?
09:33Ann Curtis.
09:38Due date.
09:44TV.
09:50Pipita.
09:54Ian Red.
09:58Pipita.
09:59Pipita.
10:02Bubay.
10:05Bubay.
10:10Ian Red.
10:21Bubay.
10:23Bubay.
10:24Guilty or not guilty?
10:28Guilty.
10:29Not guilty.
10:30Not guilty.
10:34Guilty.
10:35Not guilty.
10:36Not guilty.
10:41Oh, you're guilty.
10:44Hello.
10:45I'm on TV.
10:50Guilty.
10:51Hello.
10:52Guilty.
10:54Guilty.
10:55Guilty or not guilty?
10:56There's a grinder in the phone.
11:00Wow, I'm always wrong.
11:04Guilty or not guilty?
11:07Guilty.
11:13Guilty.
11:15Lights on or lights off?
11:16Lights on.
11:17Lights off.
11:18Lights on.
11:22Happiness or chocolates?
11:23Happiness.
11:25It's time for happiness.
11:26Every day, every minute.
11:28One question for me.
11:31For me.
11:32What is this?
11:33Pipita.
11:34Kuya Boy,
11:35if you could love the three of us,
11:36who and why?
11:40Ian.
11:42Because we both don't have hair.
11:44In the middle.
11:45No, the three of you.
11:47You, Ian.
11:48Tito Boy,
11:49do you want to borrow?
11:51Even if it's you, Tito Boy,
11:52I'll borrow it.
11:55Let's laminate it.
11:57What's my answer?
11:58Please.
12:02Boobay, ask me.
12:03Tito Boy,
12:04why can't you share your hair?
12:06Because,
12:08wherever I am now,
12:10a big part of it
12:12was also shared with me.
12:14That's why I should share it.
12:16And I'm thankful for that, Tito Boy.
12:18Right?
12:20Thank you so much.
12:23Boobay, I have a question for you.
12:25You're very talented.
12:26You're one of the most talented comedians
12:28in this country.
12:29In your opinion,
12:31what you're doing,
12:32the success you're achieving now,
12:35is that enough?
12:36Don't you think
12:38you deserve more?
12:40That's my question.
12:41We'll hear the answer later
12:43in the return of Fast Talk with Boy Abundo.
12:55We're back here in Fast Talk with Boy Abundo.
12:57I'm still here with Boobay, Ian, and Pipita.
13:01You know,
13:02you're very talented.
13:04Did you dream,
13:05and are you still dreaming,
13:07to be in the league of
13:09Ai-Ai,
13:10Vice,
13:11together with Uge?
13:13You know?
13:15Where are you
13:16when it comes to
13:17the category of
13:19performers?
13:20It's also in my mind, Tito Boy,
13:23that I hope
13:24the time will come
13:26for me to reach that.
13:27But,
13:28I told the Lord,
13:30if this is it,
13:31if this is it,
13:32I'll be content.
13:33Because I was able to do my purpose
13:35in life,
13:36which is to
13:37entertain.
13:38But if he'll give me more,
13:40I'll still do my best.
13:42I won't let him down.
13:43As long as he gives me a chance.
13:45What are your dreams now?
13:47Before, my dream was to be an artist.
13:49I was able to enter the GMA.
13:51Now, it's become Sparkle.
13:53But my biggest dream,
13:54I realized,
13:56is to build my mom's house.
13:58That's it.
13:59Wow.
14:00For me,
14:01as long as I still have a job,
14:03I can make people happy,
14:05and I can provide for my family,
14:06I'm okay with this.
14:08You're okay with that?
14:09I'm okay.
14:10But if he'll give me something,
14:11all the work he can give me,
14:12I'll accept it.
14:14I'll love it.
14:15But for now,
14:16I'm okay as long as
14:17I have a regular job,
14:18I have a show,
14:19I have a guest.
14:20I'm okay.
14:21I'm okay with that.
14:24To have your own movie.
14:28Right?
14:29Mabuhay si Bubay.
14:31Mabuhay si Bubay.
14:33Political film.
14:35We all know,
14:37when you say it,
14:38it comes true.
14:39He also wants to have a bake shop.
14:41Bubay Tinapay.
14:45And because of that,
14:46we'll play a game.
14:50Kiss, hug, or slap.
14:54Kiss, hug, or slap.
14:55Okay, let's stand up.
14:58What's our arrangement?
15:01You go first.
15:02You go first.
15:03You go first.
15:04Okay.
15:05So,
15:06the answer will be
15:08on the right and left.
15:10Yes.
15:11But the hug,
15:12the kiss,
15:13or the slap,
15:14will be Bubay.
15:15Then we'll turn around.
15:16Okay.
15:17Uncle Boy,
15:18that's a real slap.
15:19It's up to you.
15:20You can fight.
15:24Even if you're diabetic,
15:26you can still slap, right?
15:28Okay.
15:29First,
15:30kiss, hug, or slap.
15:33Alden Richards.
15:35Kiss.
15:38Turn around.
15:39Turn around.
15:40I think it's you.
15:41It's still you.
15:42It's still you.
15:43There.
15:44Okay.
15:45Stupid.
15:47Next,
15:48Ruru Madrid.
15:51Kiss.
15:52Okay.
15:53Hug, or slap.
15:54Kiss.
15:55I think I want to slap
15:56because I feel like I'll get slapped later.
15:57I'll get slapped.
15:58Ruru?
15:59You'll get slapped?
16:00I don't know.
16:01He said Ruru.
16:02That's Ruru.
16:03Okay.
16:04Next.
16:05I think I'll get slapped later.
16:08Hug,
16:09kiss,
16:10or slap.
16:13David Ricauco.
16:15Hug.
16:22Next.
16:23Miguel Tan Felix.
16:25Hug.
16:26Hug.
16:28Turn around.
16:30Betong.
16:31Sorry, I got slapped.
16:32I got slapped.
16:33Sorry, I got slapped.
16:34Wait a minute.
16:35Wait a minute.
16:36My eyelashes got stuck to your eyebrows.
16:39We didn't mean to.
16:40Slap.
16:41Sorry.
16:43Ikon.
16:44Brother Betong.
16:46Brother Betong.
16:47Betong, I love you.
16:48I love you, Brother Betong.
16:51Kiss, hug, slap.
16:52Cocoy De Santos.
16:54Hug.
16:55Okay.
16:56Ikon.
16:57Ikon.
16:59Why did Betong go?
17:02Buboy Villar.
17:04I love Buboy Villar.
17:05He's my nephew.
17:06Hug.
17:07Okay.
17:08Slap.
17:11I thought it was hug.
17:12I thought it was hug.
17:14I'm not that strong.
17:17Okay.
17:18Next.
17:21Hug.
17:22Kiss, hug, or slap.
17:25Tecla.
17:26Hug.
17:27You can't get in.
17:28You can't get in.
17:31Buboy.
17:32I'm his nephew.
17:35I'll get revenge, Buboy.
17:37Buboy.
17:38Buboy.
17:39You're different.
17:42Buboy, I'm going home.
17:44I'm going home.
17:46I'm going home.
17:47I'm going home.
17:48I'm just kidding.
17:51Even if there's no one there,
17:52I'll still get revenge on other people.
17:55Buboy, I'm going to get overtime.
17:58There's one more.
17:59Yes, there's one more.
18:02We'll hug you.
18:03No, not yet.
18:05Kiss, hug, or slap.
18:07Tito Boy.
18:08Tito Boy is the name for kiss.
18:09No.
18:11Buboy.
18:12Slap.
18:13Slap.
18:17You'll just get slapped.
18:21That's it.
18:25Flowers for you.
18:26Thank you, Tito Boy.
18:27Thank you, Tito Boy.
18:31We're already artists.
18:32We're already here.
18:33Yes.
18:37And after that,
18:38T-Buds,
18:39to Talon Action with Boy Abunda,
18:41thank you so much for your support.
18:43Proud of you guys.
18:44Long live to you.
18:46Naytay, Kapuso,
18:47thank you so much
18:48for your support to us,
18:49for your love and support everyday.
18:50Be kind.
18:52Make your Nana and Tare proud
18:53and say thank you.
18:54Do one good thing a day
18:55and make this world a better place.
18:57Goodbye for now.
18:58God bless.