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00:00Hello, and welcome to India's Got Tainted.
00:03An unnecessary reality show.
00:05This show has no point.
00:07Just like life.
00:08It's a very crazy show. Anything can happen.
00:13It's a pointless reality show, but it has a very interesting point system.
00:17People from all over India will come to the show to show their talent.
00:20They will have only 90 seconds to show their talent.
00:24But before showing their talent, they have to score themselves out of 10.
00:28After showing their talent, our judges will give them a score.
00:31And if the average score of the judges is the same as the participant gave himself before performing,
00:36then that participant will win the show.
00:38And all the money for the ticket sales of that day's show will be theirs.
00:42Yes, from this show we will know who is so self-aware.
00:45And from the YouTube views of this show, we will know who is so unemployed.
00:49So let's start.
00:51Welcome to India's Got Tainted.
00:57Are we ready to start the show?
01:00So make some noise for the panel of the night.
01:03Balraj Ghai, Siddharth Chaturvedi and Badshaah.
01:08We also have a surprise egg.
01:11Make some noise for Gursimran Khamba.
01:14Yo-yo.
01:17I can't say yo-yo. Sorry.
01:20Hello.
01:24What's up?
01:26A big round of applause for our panel.
01:28How are you?
01:31He was also in India's Got Talent.
01:34India's Got Talent and India's Got Latent.
01:39But the worst judging has been on MTV Hassle only.
01:43We also have Siddharth Chaturvedi.
01:49Siddharth Chaturvedi.
01:53He was a gully boy and now he's a divine.
01:56His career is going down the drain.
02:01Love you, my brother.
02:03Siddharth bhai, how are you feeling today?
02:05Feeling good.
02:06Are you enjoying?
02:07He is also coming for a movie sometime.
02:08I don't want to promote.
02:09I just came as a friend.
02:10Thank you so much.
02:11I thought you were a client.
02:13No, I was watching a movie.
02:16He is my friend.
02:18Do you know Mafia Mundir?
02:20There was a comedy called Mafia Mundir.
02:24A big round of applause for Gursimran Khamba bhai.
02:30How are you?
02:33Do you feel like crying?
02:37Why do you feel like crying?
02:39For him?
02:41He's not that bad.
02:45Just because he's at late end.
02:48Thank you very much.
02:49I appreciate.
02:50It's nice.
02:51Nice when people say it.
02:52Bhai, did you tell us how Siddharth bhai got the role in his first movie?
02:57Bhai, he can't tell you here.
03:00No, bhai.
03:01Genuinely, he...
03:03How did you get the role?
03:05Zoya Akhtar.
03:06Zoya Akhtar.
03:07What story you heard?
03:09He went to a party.
03:10Then he was dancing a lot.
03:12He made sure he gets the role.
03:14Then he's going to leave.
03:15Then Zoya Akhtar gives that role.
03:17So, you've been to India's Got Latent.
03:22Shall we start India's Got Latent?
03:24Are we ready?
03:26Amba bhai.
03:28Let's start.
03:29Let's begin.
03:30The first act here we have...
03:31Chetan Pradeep.
03:42Chetan Pradeep.
04:12Oh!
04:42Yo!
04:52That's amazing, bro.
04:54That's Badshah in a parallel universe.
05:03Bhai, you've come to the wrong show.
05:06You should've run to Carter Road.
05:08Why did you come here?
05:10I tried in the right show.
05:11I didn't get the role because of TRP.
05:13You've been the National Jump Rope Champion 16 times.
05:15Yes.
05:16Where is it held?
05:17It's held in Delhi.
05:18Nationals competitions.
05:19How do you win?
05:20This is a freestyle event.
05:22You get 1 minute and 15 seconds.
05:24You can do maximum skills.
05:26And everyone is of higher end.
05:28The one who gets the most points, wins.
05:30How many contestants are there?
05:32200.
05:34Wow!
05:35The one who's been second for 16 years...
05:37I feel bad for him.
05:40How old are you?
05:4226.
05:44So, you've been the National Champion for 10 years.
05:46Yes.
05:47Wow, man.
05:48Nice, man. Outstanding.
05:50Outstanding.
05:51Thank you so much.
05:53Has anyone challenged you?
05:55Who you thought was the closest contender?
05:57Or has your record not been broken?
05:59I've been to the Nationals in Delhi once.
06:01I won with just 4 points.
06:03You won with just 4 points?
06:05Yes.
06:06And how many points did you get?
06:07Do you want to participate?
06:09He's my kid.
06:13I'm searching for...
06:15What are you saying?
06:17You've been the gold medalist for 16 years.
06:19You're number one.
06:20I can relate, man.
06:21Thank you so much.
06:26And I'm the trainer you're talking about.
06:30If you remember.
06:31Which trainer?
06:32The one who told me to jump rope.
06:34I got his message later.
06:36We called him once, right?
06:38Oh, yes!
06:40Oh, yes!
06:41I followed you till here.
06:43Wow, man.
06:45You're the National Champion for 16 years.
06:48I swear to God.
06:49You're not answering his call.
06:50I'm doing skipping.
06:54What's this?
06:55You'll call PV Sindhu now?
06:56I don't feel like playing badminton with you.
06:58The closest sum has come to skip is Uno.
07:02Bro, we talked.
07:04What happened?
07:05You asked me what to do.
07:07I'm very hyped.
07:08I said nothing.
07:09It'll be an hour of training.
07:11You asked me when to get hyped.
07:13I said whenever you say.
07:14You asked me what to do.
07:15I said nothing.
07:16We'll do skipping for 30 minutes.
07:18You said we won't do this.
07:19Tell me something else.
07:22This is very difficult.
07:24Brother, you've come to the right platform.
07:27Finally, man.
07:28Chetan, I'm so sorry.
07:30No, you're not.
07:31Since when should we start?
07:32Such a good example of ghosting.
07:34You ruined my show.
07:37You won the championship twice.
07:39He rejected me.
07:43You motivated me.
07:46How do you monetize this?
07:50I do this professionally.
07:51I've trained more than 1000 students till now.
07:53Wow.
07:54Other people don't do this.
07:56We pay for it.
07:57I do competitions.
07:58I've started posting videos on social media.
08:00There are a lot of brands.
08:02Oh, so you have a lot of followers?
08:04Yes.
08:05565K followers.
08:07Wow.
08:09Sit down.
08:11Please.
08:13Please tag me.
08:15There was a song by Badshah sir.
08:17I made a video on it.
08:18You posted it on Story too.
08:40I also posted it on Story.
08:42Which was it?
08:43Brown run.
08:44You do Karate and Archery at a national level?
08:47Yes.
08:48So how did you choose the least paid sport?
08:51I came from a middle class family.
08:53That's how expensive the expenses were.
08:55Karate ki safed uniform ke liye
08:57Ghar mein detergent khatam ho gaya tha
08:59Mere behen takli thi bhai
09:01Uski maang nahi milti thi
09:05Ter mere ko kapil pe jaana padha
09:07Do rozi kamane ke liye
09:09No no, very nice
09:11You're also a Fit India ambassador
09:13Yes
09:15What does it take to be a Fit India ambassador?
09:17Instagram followers
09:25Dosto, the next Fit India ambassador
09:31Par Chetan ji, agar aap yaha se paise jeet jayein sabke
09:33To aap un paise ka kya karenge aap?
09:35Sports equipment
09:37Archery, Karate
09:39Karate mein kya sports equipment bhai?
09:41Gloves agara bohot mahing aatein uske
09:43Professional gloves hote ho
09:47Are you training anyone to become the next Jump Rope champion?
09:49Yes
09:51How many students do you have?
09:53Right now, 400
09:55400 students?
09:57So aap unko nahi suni chahate ki
09:59Isse paise waise nahi aayenge
10:01Abhi shayad se Jump Rope aur Rope Skipping
10:03Yeh do assertions hai alag-alag
10:05I don't know why
10:07But Olympics mein game aane wala hai
10:09Aane wala yeh pakka?
10:11Bol raha hai, pata nahi
10:13Kyuki abhi ka Olympics waha tha
10:15Usmein har opening mein Jump Rope performances hua the
10:17To agar nahi aayi Olympics mein
10:19To aap potentially 400 lives ruin kar rahe hain
10:21Nahi nahi
10:23I'm making them fit
10:25Valid
10:27Badiya bhai
10:29Outstanding
10:35Badiya yaar Chetan bhai
10:37I hope that you make something out of this
10:39Chaula medal hain aapke baas
10:41So you quit Karate and Archery
10:43Aap usmein kaafi ache the
10:45To aapne isliye chhoda ki
10:47Finances ki kamey thi
10:49What if we finance you
10:51And would you continue that?
10:53I'll practice more
10:55And I'll for sure
10:57Go for International
10:59Done bro, we'll finance you
11:01Done
11:03Thank you so much
11:05Ek second
11:09Dosto mein paanch episode se
11:11Dosto mein paanch episode se
11:17India's Got Latent
11:19Karke maine property banayi hai
11:21Koi sponsor
11:23Agar mat jata to
11:25We'll do it
11:27Let's go
11:29Thanks a lot
11:35Bahut hi sahi yaar
11:37So let's score
11:39Let's score him
11:41So when you sponsor him
11:43What do you expect from him?
11:45Keep doing what you're doing
11:47Sure, thank you
11:49Usually log paisa de the phir gaane likhwa de na
11:55Wo mai likh liye
12:01Bhai kya baat hai bhai
12:03Meri taraf sirf 10 hai bhai
12:05Main kari nahi sakta job karte ho
12:0710 from me
12:09To 10 hai kyunki
12:11Jo aap kar sakte hai yeh nahi kar sakte hai
12:13To har singer ko bhi
12:1510 dene badege
12:21To meri taraf se bhi 10 hai bhai
12:23What a fucking guy man
12:2510
12:27So that's 10 from 3 of us
12:2910
12:3110
12:33Wow
12:35That makes your average
12:37Any guesses?
12:39It's a 10
12:41A perfect 10
12:459
12:49Ek baad zorna taaliya bhai
12:53What a lovely gesture bhai yaar
12:55Badshah bhai
12:57Ek baad taaliya for Badshah bhai
13:01Make some noise for Ganesh Sunar
13:05Hello
13:11Yeh
13:13Gone on the mic
13:15Jisko jaana tha wo chala gaya
13:17Wo kya yaad rakhenge humko
13:19Rehna to akela pasand tha mujhe
13:21Par usne pyaar me fasaya humko
13:23Labaunga firse dil ko
13:25Dekhna ek din bhul jaunga tumko
13:27Bas sab khatam kaani
13:29Main bhi badlunga khud ko
13:31Main bhi badlunga khud ko
13:35Yeh
13:37Suno mere baat kyun sali gayi
13:39Bathao na raat bhar rota hu
13:41Sota nahi tere yaad me
13:43Pyaar me badh gaya sali gayi dil tod ke
13:45Bhul jaunga tumhe yeh namumkeen hai
13:47Tere yaada mujhe aur kuch dikhaane
13:49Tum sali gayi
13:51Ab mujhe kisi ke load nahi
13:53Pita hu har roj dil mera kharaab hai
13:55Bhulna sakha tujhe charsi ban gaye tere yaad me
13:57Pyari se ladki
13:59Mosam ke tarah badal gayi
14:01Jiski liye roya mein wo toh kisat main likha nahi
14:03Par thik hai mujhe chod ke wo khud se
14:05Uske liye dua magu main apne mann se
14:07Pyari se ladki
14:09Tum meri jaan ho
14:11Tum apni badan ko dikhaoge ab kisi aur ko
14:13Yeh so scared lagta isi liye
14:15Pita hu main har roj ko
14:19Saliyao kisi din
14:21Wapas mai sali jaana
14:23Kis baat mein narach ho tum dil khol ke bata na
14:25Tena kaat ke nichi ekdum sinne ser lagana
14:27Tumhare binne jeene lagta mujhe yeh bata na
14:29Jo mere le khara hai
14:31Uske liye main jaan dunga
14:33Tum mujhe galat bata hu baat main bhi maan dunga
14:35Mera sinne cheet ke dekho
14:37Maha bhi tere inaam hoga yeh jabana kharap hai
14:39Alright!
14:41That's time!
14:43Ganesh bhai
14:45Toh aapki girlfriend
14:47Aapko chod ke chali gayi
14:49Ab aapko dar hai wo kisi aur ko apna badan dikhayenge
14:51Pehle tha
14:53Abhi nahi
14:55Toh yeh unke liye likha tha aapne?
14:57Haan special use ke liye
14:59Haan?
15:01Unko bata hai aapne? Rap kar ke bata hai yeh?
15:03Nahi baat hi nahi karda na aapne
15:05Toh yeh release kiya gaana aapne?
15:07Nahi abhi karne wala hu
15:09Yaha release kar diya aapne
15:11Wahan koi aur release kar raha hai
15:21Aapka sach me dil toota hai
15:23Aap toh khud fetus lag rahe ho aap
15:25Haan
15:27Yeh motiya kahaan se laaya aap gale me jo?
15:29Nepal se
15:31Aap Nepal se aaye hai?
15:33Aapki girlfriend ko pata hai aap yaha aagaye?
15:35Nahi usko toh nahi pata
15:37Toh aayi thi actually
15:39Jo break up hua tha na mera
15:41Toh ek hapte baat aayi thi
15:43Mene usko time diya tha
15:45Tu aana chahati thi toh aap
15:49Ek hapte baat aayi thi
15:51Toh mene kaha
15:53Mere saath mat tha
15:59Break up kyun?
16:01Break up family ki wajah se
16:03Maari hai unki
16:05Unki family thodi rich mein
16:07Thoda gareeb
16:11Isko thoda donation denge aap
16:15Toh Ganesh ji aap kabse juj rahe hai
16:17Is break up se
16:19Mohan ho chuka hu
16:21Abhi kuch likha hai aapne
16:23Current state of mind
16:25Aapne Nepali sunenge ki
16:27Lage cha chot modu ma
16:29Ye ye ye
16:31Stage ma chana sakina
16:33Woh woh woh
16:35Aur laayo malai kurahar samjida
16:37Tau ko samay tolay rahe ma
16:39Lage cha chot modu ma
16:41Ye ye ye
16:43Stage ma chana sakina
16:45Woh woh woh
16:47Aur laayo malai kurahar samjida
16:50Tau ko samay tolay rahe ma
16:54Modu ma
17:19What does muthu mar mean?
17:21Your heart.
17:22I'm calling my heart muthu.
17:23You're calling your heart muthu?
17:25Heart means muthu.
17:27That's a good language. I'll have to learn Nepali.
17:30Ganesh, this was a genuinely good song by the way.
17:33The melody was really good.
17:35The flow was also really good.
17:37The cadence, the melody was really good.
17:39I didn't understand it, but maybe that's when I liked it.
17:44It's written here that you've been away from your family for 17 years.
17:49Yes, I've been working since I was a kid.
17:52I studied till 4th grade.
17:54You studied till 4th grade?
17:55Yes, I didn't study that much.
17:57I mean, I studied for 3 classes, went to school for 2 months, and then dropped out.
18:00Then what did you do?
18:01Then I came to India.
18:02I worked as a waiter in India, and now I'm an accountant manager.
18:05But my teacher comes.
18:07Wow, give him a big round of applause.
18:11Very inspiring.
18:12So when did you leave your job as a waiter?
18:15I mean, I haven't left it yet.
18:17I'm an accountant, and I'm also a waiter.
18:19But I take care of the hotel.
18:21The owner comes sometimes, sometimes he doesn't.
18:23Do you play PUBG?
18:24No.
18:27Why does he play PUBG?
18:28Just curious.
18:29He plays with vegetables.
18:36It's written here that you used to have a girlfriend, but now you only have a family.
18:41You had a girlfriend when you were 16, but now you have a brain.
18:46So you don't want to have a girlfriend now.
18:49I have a girlfriend.
18:56Give him a big round of applause.
19:00So now what's your goal in life, Manev?
19:02Superstar.
19:06It's swag, bro.
19:08His life is swag.
19:11Have you ever performed before or are you doing it for the first time?
19:13No, no, I did it once in Nepal.
19:17The stage show?
19:18Yes, I did it in the stage show.
19:19And how many songs have you written?
19:21I haven't counted them yet.
19:22You've written so many?
19:23No, no, I had to leave it after the 4th grade.
19:27I don't know how to count.
19:29You don't write, but you don't count.
19:30He makes it like this.
19:311, 2, 3.
19:345.
19:36Very good.
19:37A big round of applause for Ganesh Sunar.
19:41Time to score.
19:43Ganesh bhai, I loved your confidence.
19:45I'm giving you a 9.
19:49I've given a 9.
19:50Basha bhai?
19:51For the Nepali song, I'll give a 9.
19:559.
19:56Thank you, thank you.
19:58For your personality, 9.
20:00What's the score?
20:018.5.
20:05Jay-Z is sitting with us, right?
20:07Bhai, at your age, you've done so much.
20:09I'll give you a 10.
20:13I have a feeling that he'll win.
20:15Your average is 9.
20:16I think he'll win.
20:18I think.
20:209.5.
20:23It's okay. Thank you so much, Ganesh Sunar.
20:27What a guy, man.
20:28Are we ready for some stand-up comedy?
20:31Make some noise for Suraj Pal.
20:33That's why it'll be fun.
20:34Suraj Pal.
20:35That's why it'll be fun.
20:42You see, nowadays everyone wants a secure relationship.
20:45Everyone wants a secure relationship.
20:46It's okay in Mumbai, not in UP.
20:49My aunt told my uncle,
20:51I want a secure relationship.
20:53My uncle came out of the house
20:55and locked the door.
20:58It's been a month since my aunt
21:00is with full security.
21:01It's been a month since my aunt
21:03is with full security.
21:05And nowadays, the education system has improved a lot.
21:07Kids are speaking English.
21:08Kids from UP are speaking English.
21:10I told a boy in UP,
21:12what do you call your dad in English?
21:14He said, father.
21:16Then I asked, what do you call your mom in English?
21:18He said, mother.
21:20So I made it a little tough.
21:25I asked, what do you call your brother-in-law in English?
21:27He said, father.
21:31I asked, when did your brother-in-law become a father?
21:33He said, when your father left the house.
21:40And I don't like studying.
21:42Especially Hindi idioms.
21:44Do you know Hindi idioms?
21:45Look, there's an idiom,
21:46what happens when a bird pees in the field?
21:49Man, the bird has peed in his field.
21:52He doesn't even regret it.
21:55He's sitting with his hand on his head,
21:56and you're saying,
21:57why are you regretting it now?
21:58Why are you regretting it now?
22:00You've peed in your field,
22:01so chill out.
22:06Man, there's an idiom,
22:07look,
22:08there's an idiom,
22:09the one who has a stick,
22:10has a buffalo.
22:11In that case,
22:12the owner of every stall
22:13has become Gandhiji.
22:16Because, look,
22:17all the pictures of Gandhiji
22:18have a stick in them.
22:19Except for one picture,
22:20the one on the note.
22:22That's because
22:23it's a passport-sized photo.
22:25There's an idiom,
22:26the milk-burning buttermilk
22:27also makes you hungry.
22:28Are you crazy?
22:29Drink the buttermilk quickly.
22:30Okay, that's my time.
22:31Thank you so much.
22:34That's great, man.
22:37How many times have you
22:38been on stage before this?
22:40Bro, it's been a year and a half.
22:42How did you like his set?
22:43Bro, I really liked it.
22:45Really.
22:46I mean, yes, because
22:47What do monkeys know
22:48about the taste of ginger?
22:49What do monkeys know
22:50about the taste of ginger?
22:55Bro, the monkey is
22:56the one behind you, right?
23:02How can you call your dad
23:03a monkey?
23:11Are you done?
23:12Now come down
23:13like a camel.
23:15Guys, Comicstan 3 winner.
23:17Stay tuned.
23:18A big round of applause
23:19for Suraj Pal.
23:22Sir, you've written here
23:23that you wanted to become
23:24a cricketer.
23:25So how did you become
23:26a stand-up comedian
23:27from a cricketer?
23:28Then I grew up,
23:29so I became a cricketer.
23:34Then I became a stand-up.
23:35Wow, you also write poetry?
23:36Yes, yes.
23:37What if you become one?
23:38I do comedy
23:39and I'm also emotional.
23:40But I've stopped being emotional.
23:41I've stopped being emotional.
23:42I'm also emotional.
23:43But I've stopped being emotional.
23:44Why?
23:46Because my friends
23:47used to ask for money.
23:49To hear?
23:51No, no.
23:55When I used to tell them,
23:56they used to say,
23:57Bro, what have you told them?
24:00Bro, it was very deep.
24:01So you should take money, right?
24:02I used to say,
24:03Bro, give me now.
24:04I'm tensed.
24:09Then I had to pay
24:1010 rupees for a golf leg.
24:12Bro, I need this friend.
24:15This is deep.
24:16Promise me too.
24:26What will the other person say?
24:27Tell us too.
24:28Yes, once.
24:29We also feel like smoking.
24:32Emotional one, bro.
24:33It's okay, bro.
24:34I need tension.
24:38Wow, wow.
24:43I used to feel sleepy
24:44after taking sleeping pills.
24:46No, bro.
24:49It's written here,
24:50You can talk to people
24:51and make them laugh
24:52and also put them in depression.
24:53Yes, bro.
24:54So we've seen the depression one.
24:57Now if you make them laugh
24:58it'll be fun.
25:00Let's do a funny one.
25:01I think that'll be more depressing.
25:02Yes.
25:05When we broke up,
25:06it was written
25:07that it's not like
25:08she doesn't miss me.
25:09She misses me too.
25:10So I wrote two lines for this
25:11how does she miss me?
25:13That after a long time
25:14she misses me.
25:15Wow.
25:16That after a long time
25:17she misses me.
25:18Wow.
25:19Like Salman Khan's
25:20wedding procession has come.
25:22Hmm.
25:24I got an idea after hearing this.
25:29No, I think you can
25:30explore your cricket career.
25:33Interesting points about me.
25:34You wrote the fifth point.
25:35You moved on from breakup.
25:37Yes, bro.
25:38How is this interesting?
25:39Tell us.
25:41I moved on from breakup.
25:42It was for 2-3 years.
25:44Then I broke up
25:45because I proposed her.
25:48For marriage?
25:49No, no, no.
25:50Then?
25:51I mean for a relationship.
25:54I don't understand
25:55why you broke up.
25:57I mean
25:58I used to like her.
26:00My friends used to say
26:01she'll be accepted.
26:02She'll be accepted
26:03when you propose her.
26:04So how did you break up?
26:05No, it was on my behalf.
26:08So when you proposed her
26:09she blocked you?
26:11Yes, yes.
26:13What did you propose?
26:14No, I just said
26:15I love you.
26:16She said no.
26:20What did you do for her?
26:22Nothing.
26:26Then she'll say no.
26:28Bro,
26:29if this video goes online
26:31and she sees it
26:33and contacts you
26:34what will you do?
26:35She won't do it.
26:36She won't?
26:37Because I've blocked her.
26:39I see.
26:40So both of you were in
26:41Mafia Mundir?
26:47Mafia.
26:49Mafia Mundir.
26:53So,
26:54what are you doing
26:55in your studies?
26:56I'm working in a company.
26:58Which company?
26:59Printing line company.
27:06So,
27:07how will you make money?
27:09That's why
27:10I'm doing stand-up.
27:11Oh, so you're following me?
27:13Wow, bro.
27:14Where his dreams come true
27:15and yours starts.
27:25A big round of applause
27:26for Suraj Pal.
27:30All the best to you, my brother.
27:31It's time to score Suraj Pal.
27:33So, I've given you
27:358.5
27:378
27:397.5
27:407
27:417
27:43I had a lot of fun.
27:449.5
27:45Let's go.
27:47So, that makes your average
27:488.
28:00It's okay, Suraj.
28:01Thank you so much for joining.
28:02Make some noise
28:03for Sohail Inamdar.
28:07Woo!
28:08Woo!
28:09Very good.
28:10Well done.
28:38Don't do it.
28:39Don't give the girl's name.
28:40She's your friend.
28:41She's studying in your school.
28:42They don't care.
28:43They don't know.
28:44They come with me.
28:45They don't do hip-hop.
28:46They just talk.
28:47They don't know anything.
28:48They don't do any work.
28:49They eat from their parents.
28:50They show off
28:51like they earn millions.
28:52They can't even pay
28:53the rent.
28:54Look at their ego.
28:55They don't even count the dogs.
28:56They don't care about their parents.
28:57They only care about the items.
28:58They worry.
28:59When I told them
29:00to bring 10 people
29:01they would get them alone.
29:02Their hands would be torn.
29:03They would be jealous of us.
29:05They have increased the budget.
29:06They have brought four people
29:07to beat us up.
29:08They want to beat us up.
29:09They want to beat us up.
29:10They want to beat us up.
29:11They want to beat us up.
29:12Someone will get hurt later.
29:13You will also get hurt.
29:14You won't be able to breathe.
29:15Your flow won't break.
29:16Pushpa will never bend.
29:17Never.
29:19Yo!
29:23Hard, hard, hard, hard, hard.
29:25Very hard.
29:26Very hard, bro.
29:27Thanks.
29:28So, how long have you been listening to MC Shan?
29:31A long time.
29:32A long time.
29:33A long time.
29:34Bro, this is your expertise.
29:36How did you like Khamba, bro?
29:37Very good.
29:43The kids of Pune are very fast these days.
29:46P-Town baby.
29:47So, let's ask the singer, sir.
29:50How did you like this?
29:54It's good.
29:55It's fun.
29:56You were right.
29:58You have written
29:59I don't judge music
30:00until it's Bhojpuri.
30:01Why do you judge Bhojpuri music?
30:02I don't like it.
30:04It's very different.
30:06Very bad.
30:09If you get an opportunity tomorrow
30:11to rap Bhojpuri
30:12I don't know it.
30:14Then why do you listen to it?
30:15I don't listen to it.
30:16If I get a chance, I listen to it.
30:17Who makes you listen to it?
30:19Friends.
30:20Why don't you like Bhojpuri music?
30:24How do I answer this?
30:25I don't like it.
30:26If you know Bhojpuri music,
30:27what do you do?
30:28I don't listen to it.
30:29Like this?
30:30Yes, directly.
30:31I turn it off.
30:37Do you do cypher?
30:39I went once.
30:41Then there was a controversy.
30:42So I sang a song.
30:44Which controversy?
30:46The one I sang.
30:49What happened to you?
30:53Your song became a controversy.
30:55The name of the song is
30:56Kar Controversy.
30:58I went to cypher
30:59and he was a friend of my friend.
31:01So he called me.
31:03My friend asked me to come here.
31:04He will drink alcohol.
31:05No, no.
31:10So I went to cypher.
31:13When I was doing rap speed for the first time,
31:16he thought I dissed him.
31:17But I didn't.
31:19So he did this to me.
31:21So I said okay.
31:22It became an Emmy scene.
31:24So it's about cypher.
31:25So I turned it off in cypher.
31:26So when my song was released,
31:28he uploaded it.
31:30So he took shots at you.
31:31Yes, he took shots at me.
31:33Subliminal.
31:34What did he say?
31:35That your comeback is not happening?
31:36No.
31:40What did he say?
31:44I don't remember his song.
31:46You don't remember?
31:47No, I heard it 6-7 months ago.
31:49So you dissed him?
31:50Yes.
31:52So you uploaded it?
31:53Yes, I did.
31:54Kar Controversy.
31:55How many followers do you have?
31:57On Instagram or YT?
31:58Anywhere.
31:59I have around 1k followers on YT.
32:01So don't you think you should have called and got a shot?
32:07I didn't have a number.
32:08And I didn't feel like getting a shot.
32:10Okay.
32:17He's dissing 1000 followers.
32:25So Sohail bhai,
32:27apart from MC Stan,
32:29who's your favourite rapper?
32:36Apart from MC Stan,
32:37like...
32:39Give me your top 5.
32:41Top 5?
32:44It's okay.
32:45He will not feel any bad.
32:46He's very secure.
32:48He has Rolls Royce, okay?
32:49He will not feel any bad.
32:50He's very secure.
32:52He has Rolls Royce, okay?
32:55If he doesn't do that,
32:56think about Sohail's top 5.
33:02So, it's okay.
33:03Like...
33:04Divine.
33:06Raftaar.
33:07Emiway.
33:09Vacha.
33:10And...
33:11No.
33:12Maltai nahi.
33:13The Gadbandhan Sarkar you're making...
33:16Youngsterners, yes.
33:17Youngsterners?
33:18Let's include a youngster too.
33:19No, no.
33:20Not a youngster?
33:21Why not?
33:22He's a good artist, bro.
33:24I like him, but not that much.
33:26So, who do you like in pop?
33:28In pop, King is good.
33:29Vacha is good.
33:30You like King too?
33:31You like Emiway too?
33:33I like the artist.
33:34I like their art.
33:36Bharat Milan will do it.
33:38He will do Milan.
33:39He's the father of rap, Siddiqui.
33:46Nice, Sohail.
33:48You can rap in every genre.
33:49Yes.
33:50So, can you rap in Bhojpuri?
33:57It's written here...
33:58One weakness...
33:59Girls.
34:03Bro, where are you going?
34:04Bro, I'll come too.
34:05Are you going to the washroom?
34:06Bro, come fast.
34:11Okay.
34:12Kamba bhai will come.
34:13Till then...
34:14Bro?
34:17Badshah bhai is already there.
34:21Sohail Inam.
34:22But how do you like his rap, bro?
34:24Very good, bro.
34:25Very good.
34:26He's 19 years old.
34:27He's doing it very well.
34:28Thanks.
34:29You're 19 years old?
34:30Yes.
34:31And since when have you been doing this?
34:32Just now, bro.
34:33From the beginning.
34:35Have you forgotten your profession?
34:37Same.
34:46Are you going to do the washroom from here?
34:50Alright, man.
34:51Time to give you a score.
34:54So, I've given you...
34:578.
34:59I think 9.
35:008.
35:019.
35:029.
35:037.
35:05Sorry, bro.
35:065.5.
35:07Why?
35:08Why?
35:09Because I've heard a lot of good rap.
35:12And I really feel that he can do a lot better.
35:15I really want him to do his job.
35:16He's only 19 years old.
35:20Balraj loves Gojpuri rap.
35:215.5 from Balraj guy.
35:23That makes your average...
35:267.5.
35:288.5.
35:298.5.
35:30Oh, man!
35:32Alright.
35:33Thank you so much, Sohail Imandar.
35:37You have to keep the energy up for...
35:39Kanika Chaudhary.
35:41Let's go.
35:43So, hi, everybody.
35:44I'm here.
35:46And if I don't say anything about a beautiful person,
35:48what's the point of being a poet?
35:50So, Siddharth sir, I wrote something for you.
35:53I thought it was a pole.
35:56I was too shy to look down.
35:59So, I wrote something.
36:01On your light, even we are helpless.
36:04Wow!
36:06Wow!
36:07On your light, even we are helpless.
36:10I don't know what this custom is.
36:12So, let me take you for my heart's tour.
36:15Because there, only you are famous.
36:18I know it was a bit of a Nibbani type.
36:20But poetry comes from there.
36:22Wow!
36:25So, hi, my name is Kanika Chaudhary.
36:27I'm a poet.
36:28I'm a painter.
36:29So, whenever I tell someone that I'm a poet,
36:31people say, don't say it.
36:33I know it'll be very sad.
36:35But poetry is the same.
36:36Either it's sad or it's very happy.
36:38So, I've found a middle ground.
36:40Let's talk about situations.
36:42So, I wrote something on it.
36:44We were each other's mystery, like a hidden history.
36:48Deep in our own sweet time, calling you mine.
36:52Our favorite date is from drive and dine.
36:56Standing with you for hours in ice cream.
36:59Lines, strawberry and chocolate.
37:01Mixed like divine.
37:03Going home with you felt like a sign.
37:06Hugging you was a warmth of sunshine.
37:09That's your time.
37:16But it was very cute.
37:18I would have given you a nine.
37:21But I couldn't understand your line.
37:24Can we hear how it finishes?
37:26It was hard, like divine.
37:30So, yeah, if you want to finish it.
37:32Yeah, for sure.
37:33Should I start from again?
37:34No, no, no.
37:36I don't mind.
37:39That would be a crime.
37:42Okay, I'll do it from the middle.
37:44No, no, do it at the end.
37:45Do it at the end.
37:46So, where you...
37:47I'll do it.
37:48The flow should be good.
37:50Standing with you for hours in ice cream.
37:53Lines, strawberry and chocolate.
37:55Mixed like divine.
37:56Going home with you felt like a sign.
37:59So, if we would do it again.
38:01Let's go back and tell people.
38:03Our mystery.
38:04Our hidden history.
38:06That's it.
38:07That's it?
38:08Okay, okay.
38:09A round of applause for Kanika Chaudhary.
38:13It's written here.
38:14Kanika, you love painting naked people.
38:17Yeah, I've gotten something for you guys.
38:18Is that alright?
38:20No, no, no.
38:21Don't bring naked people here.
38:23But there won't be a censor.
38:24Yeah.
38:25So, what have you got for us, man?
38:27I'm scared.
38:29Look, there are two married people here.
38:32I'm scared.
38:38Guys, I've gone to the bathroom.
38:44So, come back soon.
38:45Sit down.
38:46Kanika, what have you given to Khamba?
38:52What have you given?
38:56What's happening in this painting?
38:57Tell me something.
38:58When did you make this photo of Devendra?
39:01When did you make this photo of Devendra?
39:02The real Khamba is in this painting.
39:05That's amazing.
39:07If I send you someone's photo,
39:08can you put his face on this?
39:12Please.
39:13I'll try.
39:14But I hope you guys take it home.
39:16Because I would love for my painting to come home.
39:18What did you think?
39:19We're giving it back to you?
39:20No, no, we're taking it home.
39:21So, do these people know
39:22that you're making these photos of them?
39:24It's in their mind.
39:25Oh, so you visualize it in their mind.
39:27So, man, Kanika Chaudhary,
39:29this is really sick, man.
39:32You've made a fool out of me.
39:40Man, Kanika Chaudhary,
39:41you're really very...
39:42You're a fool, man.
39:45This is an alternate Ishaan Awasthi.
39:47If he had made a painting of you on the floor.
39:50He wants to run away from boarding school.
39:53Saree on the floor.
39:57Since when have you been painting...
40:00Naked people.
40:01Naked people.
40:02I think 4-5 years
40:03when I finished my design school.
40:05So, by the time I reached the end,
40:07I felt that the software wasn't working.
40:09So, I did it on paper.
40:10Why naked people, Kanika?
40:11I think it was more about me and my body.
40:14Not about other people.
40:16And there were a lot of people in it.
40:31Okay, okay.
40:32Brother, have you ever seen such a talent?
40:34How?
40:35Like this.
40:37She's a good girl.
40:38She's a good girl.
40:40She'll look good.
40:43She'll look good.
40:45She'll do something.
40:46You don't draw like normal...
40:49With clothes.
40:50What's the fun?
40:51What's the fun?
40:52That's right.
40:54So, how much do you charge for this painting?
40:57I haven't started yet.
40:58But if I want to start,
40:59I would at least want to start with 5K.
41:015K.
41:03So, if you can sponsor me.
41:04Okay, brother.
41:06I would like 10 paintings.
41:0710 paintings.
41:08I would...
41:09I would be happy to just give it to you.
41:10The painting?
41:11Yeah.
41:17Art is subjective.
41:20You snore like a tractor.
41:23Very bad.
41:24Like a tractor.
41:25A lot of people have sent me voice notes
41:27after I've spent the night with them.
41:29How did a lot of people find out?
41:30A lot of people?
41:31She's saying that a lot of people sent her voice notes
41:34after spending a night with you.
41:35Yeah.
41:36You're from England.
41:38Our country is changing a lot.
41:42Get a daughter.
41:43Get a daughter.
41:44Save a daughter.
41:45Save a daughter.
41:50Get a daughter.
41:58Oh man, Kanika.
41:59Who's your favourite rapper?
42:02Have you ever made a painting of him?
42:04No.
42:07I thought...
42:09This is Badshah...
42:11This is Badshah bhai's.
42:20You gave me this painting.
42:22Why did you give this to Badshah bhai?
42:24I mean, I didn't think about it.
42:26Then I...
42:27If you want something else, then...
42:28Yeah, I don't get it.
42:29There's more.
42:30Just backstage.
42:31I'll exchange it.
42:32No, no.
42:33Take this.
42:34What is this?
42:35Avatar's...
42:36What?
42:37Avatar's what?
42:38Storyboard.
42:39Storyboard.
42:40This is an eye, right?
42:41She's the wife of magic.
42:42This is an eye.
42:49A beard.
42:50I have a question.
42:51Who is this?
42:52Exactly.
42:53Exactly.
42:54Who is this?
42:55Who is this?
42:56Who is this?
42:57That's Tanmay.
42:58That's me.
43:06Here it is.
43:08Accurate.
43:10So, do you listen to Badshah bhai's songs?
43:12Yes, 100%.
43:13I can see that.
43:16So, which is your favourite Badshah bhai's song?
43:19A while ago I said,
43:20this girl is crazy.
43:22I got inspired by her.
43:23In this,
43:24I didn't become water.
43:36Very good.
43:37Are you sure we can put this
43:38if your parents watch this?
43:39Yes, yes.
43:40They will watch it.
43:41In fact, they will like it.
43:42100%.
43:43Everyone will like it.
43:44Very supportive.
43:45Are you dating someone right now?
43:46Yeah, kind of.
43:47Kind of?
43:48Kind of.
43:49No, no.
43:50You asked about the situation, right?
43:51No, no.
43:52I have a boyfriend.
43:53So, were you ever in a situation?
43:54Yeah, loads of them.
43:55Loads of them.
43:56That's why I got so many voice notes.
43:58I got to know about snoring.
43:59Because I didn't get it the next day.
44:01I just got voice notes.
44:02Now, if you are searching for someone,
44:04what is the kind of type
44:05that you would want them to be?
44:08Like I said,
44:09I am a little crazy
44:10who tolerates me.
44:11Who doesn't let me keep quiet.
44:13And who listens to all my bad poems
44:15and says,
44:16wow, what a poem it was.
44:17This is difficult.
44:18You are going to be single for a long time.
44:20You are very sweet.
44:21Why are you saying
44:22that you don't want to keep quiet?
44:23Do people make you keep quiet?
44:24Sometimes,
44:25if I am talking nonsense.
44:27Sorry, we have run out of time.
44:28Oh, okay.
44:29You made her keep quiet.
44:31No problem.
44:32A big round of applause for her.
44:33A big round of applause
44:34for Kanika Chaudhary.
44:39Very good.
44:40I hope you keep doing this.
44:42It's time to score her.
44:44So, I have given you
44:46a 9.
44:50Yeah?
44:51On paintings?
44:53On everything.
44:54On paintings,
44:55I have given her a 36.
45:00Double D.
45:049 from me.
45:05Badshah Bhai.
45:078.
45:088.
45:09Okay.
45:11I will give you
45:128 on the painting
45:13and 2 for the poetry
45:15that you recited for me.
45:17So, 10.
45:218.5.
45:228.5.
45:247.5.
45:257.5.
45:27From MF Hussain.
45:30That makes your average
45:318.5.
45:347.5.
45:37It's because of me.
45:38I gave her a 10.
45:398.
45:408.5.
45:41It would have been better
45:42if you had given less.
45:43It's not happening.
45:44Give me less.
45:45Take this.
45:48Thank you so much,
45:49Kanika Chaudhary.
45:50Thank you so much.
45:51Round of applause
45:52for Kanika once again, guys.
45:54Next up,
45:55are you ready for some juggling?
45:58It's going to be juggling.
46:00Make some noise
46:01for Ekant Sawant.
46:04Round of applause
46:05for Ekant Sawant, everyone.
46:34Round of applause
46:35for Ekant Sawant.
47:04Round of applause
47:05for Ekant Sawant.
47:34Wow!
47:36Bro!
47:37Bro!
47:39Can I get your number?
47:41I had a lot of fun.
47:43I don't know why
47:44but I had a lot of fun.
47:46If we needed a spot in Habitat,
47:47we would have got one.
47:51Bro, you have a lot of experience.
47:52Yes, bro.
47:54Where did we sleep?
48:00Ekant Sawant,
48:01can you give me a massage?
48:04Sure.
48:13What do you call this?
48:15Contact juggling.
48:16Contact juggling.
48:18You can't do it with two balls.
48:20You can do it with four.
48:21You can do it with four.
48:22Let's go, Mr. Bansal.
48:32You have written here
48:33that you have a weakness.
48:34Can't get girls.
48:36If you keep playing with your balls,
48:38how will you get girls?
48:42What are you doing?
48:46Are you also ambidextrous?
48:48Can you do it with both hands?
48:50Yes.
48:51Flip the mic
48:52and show the other one.
48:54I will have to keep this.
48:55Yes.
48:56You have two of these?
48:57Yes.
48:58Take it in your pocket.
48:59Do you have one more ball?
49:00Take it out.
49:03Have you brought it or not?
49:04Put your hand in your pocket and try.
49:16Yes, bro.
49:20Oh!
49:21Wow!
49:22I am in control, bro.
49:31Producers to Siddhant Chaturvedi.
49:36You have written here
49:37that you also do butterfly knife tricks.
49:39What does that mean?
49:41It will come out, bro.
49:42Oh!
49:43Oh!
49:44Oh!
49:46So, you know how to play with sticks
49:48and also how to do Khatna.
49:56My brother, how do you make money right now?
49:59He doesn't have a job.
50:01Father.
50:03Okay.
50:04Brother Balraj, cheers.
50:13He will catch your dick carefully.
50:14Leave him.
50:20You are saying this for him?
50:23Shit!
50:26One hand, Sawant.
50:28No.
50:34Great, bro.
50:35A big round of applause for Ekant Sawant.
50:39It was fun, bro.
50:40Time to score, Ekant Sawant.
50:42I have given you
50:458.
50:477.
50:487.
50:49My number is 9833.
50:538.
50:548.
50:55It's good.
50:569.
50:57He has given 9 and I have also given 9.
51:00So, that makes your average 8.
51:118.
51:27Bro.
51:29Turn off the lights once.
51:35Bro.
51:36It was fun, bro.
51:44What do you think?
51:45Is this how you get roles?
51:50Bro, congratulations to you.
51:53It was fun, bro.
51:54Even his score was bad.
51:57Thank you so much for joining me, bro.
51:58Take care, bro.
51:59Give him a big round of applause.
52:01Round of applause for Dohat Sawant.
52:05Great, bro.
52:07What a guy.