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00:00:00How did you like my surprise?
00:00:02I'm going to give a surprise in the house of the one on whose head the government has placed the prize.
00:00:14Uncle, mind-blown from outside. Let's go.
00:00:16Hey Bhandu, shut up.
00:00:18That's your shirt, right?
00:00:20That's your shirt, right?
00:00:22Why are you shaking your head, Bhandu?
00:00:23Is this your father's house?
00:00:25Why are you shaking your head, Bhandu?
00:00:26Is this your father's house?
00:00:29Baba! Baba! Baba!
00:00:31Baba! Baba!
00:00:53Jai Bhadrakali!
00:01:01Jai Bhadrakali!
00:01:16Johnny, only a son can cool a father's anger.
00:01:19You go and handle the emotions.
00:01:20I'm telling you, go.
00:01:32Who are you?
00:01:34Sir, please try to understand.
00:01:35What is there to understand?
00:01:38I can see it clearly.
00:01:43He thinks that Jolly is the one who got engaged.
00:01:46No one will come between a father and a son.
00:01:49Yes, no one will come.
00:01:53But sir, I will have to come in between.
00:01:56JD sir, because I'm your son's new driver.
00:01:59But I'm an old friend.
00:02:01Now that your son has made a mistake, let him go.
00:02:05He's your son.
00:02:07And JD sir, every son wants his father to raise his hand to bless him.
00:02:15Not a gun to fire bullets.
00:02:17And every son wants his father to raise his hand to bless him.
00:02:21Not a gun to fire bullets.
00:02:27Looks like you've given someone a tongue.
00:02:31But if you don't have a son, then what's the use of a tongue?
00:02:35Wow!
00:02:36Not a showdown.
00:02:37He's trying to cool the father by lowering the volume.
00:02:39This is our son-in-law.
00:02:40I'm telling you, JD sir, give your heart and house some space.
00:02:44Try to understand.
00:02:45Until then, I'll break this relationship and give my tongue.
00:02:48And I have complete faith in my tongue.
00:02:52Because I'm a devotee of Bhadrakali.
00:02:56Jai Bhadrakali.
00:03:00Jai Bhadrakali.
00:03:01Jai Bhadrakali.
00:03:16What your son did was wrong.
00:03:18But what a father is doing today, is it right?
00:03:22Tell me.
00:03:24A father is big.
00:03:26But his heart is even bigger than that.
00:03:30Today you forgave your son.
00:03:32Then JD will lose.
00:03:34But a father will win.
00:03:37A father will win.
00:03:38No, no, don't cry.
00:03:41In front of a son's happiness,
00:03:44a father is hiding today.
00:03:54Congratulations.
00:03:55Congratulations.
00:03:57Kids, come and take blessings from your father.
00:04:12Amazing.
00:04:13What's the square footage?
00:04:15Guess.
00:04:17No answer.
00:04:18Come on, come on.
00:04:19Let's go.
00:04:24Do you know how to touch the feet of Jwalibaba?
00:04:27Why do you touch the driver?
00:04:29The sweet shop is spicy.
00:04:31This swear is for you.
00:04:38Give me a kiss.
00:04:42Give me a loan.
00:04:44In return, I'll buy a middle-sex truffle-gut square.
00:04:50Stop it.
00:04:53Jwalibaba has got engaged.
00:04:55And he's making me a honeymoon driver.
00:04:58Oh, my God.
00:04:59Such a big problem.
00:05:00I'll go and tell my father.
00:05:08Sir, let's go.
00:05:09Hey, how dare you?
00:05:11What kind of driver are you?
00:05:12How dare you enter my shop?
00:05:14Let's go.
00:05:15What are you doing?
00:05:16If I punch you, you'll do this all your life.
00:05:18Sir, let's go.
00:05:19What is this?
00:05:20Don't touch me.
00:05:22Are you crazy?
00:05:23Jolly Sir, let's go.
00:05:24Get out of this room right now.
00:05:25Listen to me.
00:05:26Everything will come out.
00:05:27Milk, water, everything will come out.
00:05:28Get out.
00:05:29If you do this again, I'll throw you out of the house.
00:05:36What should I say?
00:05:43Brother, he was inside.
00:05:44Did you see, sir?
00:05:45It didn't even take a day
00:05:46and Jolly Sir was threatened to leave his own house.
00:05:49I've lit the fire, sir.
00:05:51The torch is yet to be lit.
00:05:53At least trust me.
00:05:59Do whatever you think is right.
00:06:01Yes, sir.
00:06:07The girl is trapped.
00:06:12What kind of a man is he?
00:06:15Uncle!
00:06:16Uncle!
00:06:17Whatever you want to say,
00:06:18I can hear it in your head.
00:06:19What do you want?
00:06:21I think there's something in your mouth.
00:06:22Finish it and then talk to me.
00:06:23It's nothing.
00:06:24Do you know what I'm saying?
00:06:25A wrong man is having tea with your daughter.
00:06:28What?
00:06:29What?
00:06:30Go and see.
00:06:31You won't believe it.
00:06:32See for yourself.
00:06:33Your girl is trapped.
00:06:34You wait.
00:06:35Yes.
00:06:36Wait.
00:06:37You'll be late.
00:06:39You're so colourless.
00:06:42Oh!
00:06:55You're not wrong with my daughter.
00:06:57You're the right man inside.
00:06:58You juggling idiot!
00:07:01What kind of a father is he?
00:07:03A son and a driver for his daughter?
00:07:06Oh!
00:07:07A father's son and a daughter's son?
00:07:09I swear to God!
00:07:12Mind-blasting shock absorbers.
00:07:14What happened?
00:07:15UK Forbes Magazine has chosen JD as the Man of the Year.
00:07:19His firms, companies, bonds and all his properties
00:07:22make up JD's personal assets of 5 billion pounds.
00:07:25Can you believe it?
00:07:26What about me?
00:07:27Mr. Samdi.
00:07:28Oh, Mr. JD!
00:07:29Good morning, Mr. JD.
00:07:30How are you this morning?
00:07:31I've been sitting at your house since morning
00:07:32like a third umpire to see your empire.
00:07:34I want to see your office, company, etc.
00:07:36But only if you don't mind.
00:07:38Okay.
00:07:39I'm going to the office.
00:07:40You can come with me.
00:07:41Wow!
00:07:42Patil.
00:07:43Yes, sir.
00:07:44Ask him to park the car.
00:07:45Okay.
00:07:46Hey, driver!
00:07:47Hey!
00:07:53Why are they coming together?
00:07:57Driver, get the car out.
00:08:00Huh!
00:08:05Papa, coffee.
00:08:30I came to your house to drink coffee.
00:08:35I came to your house to drink coffee.
00:08:36I came to your house to drink coffee.
00:08:37Get up, get up.
00:08:38Get up, get up.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:40He'll catch us.
00:08:43He's gone.
00:08:59Good shot, son-in-law. You're playing beautifully.
00:09:13It's my fault. I thought tennis was a game for two.
00:09:17You're playing beautifully. Carry on, carry on, carry on.
00:09:19Wow! I got a call, son-in-law. You keep playing. Carry on.
00:09:29Hello?
00:09:30I wish you were here, son-in-law. Do you know whose house my daughter is in?
00:09:35She's in JD's house.
00:09:36JD's?
00:09:37Yes, JD's.
00:09:38But in front of my eyes, it's...
00:09:40It's pitch dark, isn't it?
00:09:42Now you'll say, superb!
00:09:45I told you, didn't I? Wait and watch. I will get the richest son-in-law.
00:09:49Now I understand your worth.
00:09:53If JD's son is Chintu's son-in-law, then who is he?
00:10:00Jolly, son. That's enough for today. Game set and match.
00:10:04Come, I'll take you. Long drive.
00:10:07Papa plays the band.
00:10:10Papa plays the band.
00:10:14Papa plays the band.
00:10:20It hurts a lot. It hurts a lot.
00:10:21It hurts a lot.
00:10:22Right?
00:10:23Look there.
00:10:29Hide me. Hide me.
00:10:32Jolly, son. Where have we come?
00:10:35I don't know about Slumdog, but this looks like a millionaire's house.
00:10:39Millionaire's.
00:10:42Sanjay, where are you going?
00:10:43I'm going to take care of Jagga. You don't worry. You go.
00:10:46Whose?
00:10:47Whose?
00:10:48Whose?
00:10:49Whose?
00:10:50Whose?
00:10:51It must be someone's.
00:10:52This is JD's house.
00:10:53This is JD's house.
00:10:57JD's house?
00:10:58JD's house means Jagga's house.
00:11:00Jagga's house, son.
00:11:01Jolly's house.
00:11:02It's my house.
00:11:03It's my house.
00:11:04It's my house.
00:11:05I haven't come home in a long time.
00:11:06I forgot.
00:11:07Has the color of the house changed?
00:11:09Not the color.
00:11:11Jolly has changed.
00:11:12What are you doing?
00:11:14No, no, no.
00:11:15Hey, he's Chintu's son-in-law's servant.
00:11:17Hey, you. Come here.
00:11:19What are you doing?
00:11:20Come here.
00:11:21No, sir.
00:11:22Come here.
00:11:24Sir.
00:11:25What are you doing here?
00:11:27Sir, your neighbor Chintu's son-in-law fired me.
00:11:29It was Mr. Jolly who hired me at JD's house.
00:11:31All hail Mr. Jolly.
00:11:32Wow. Superb. Superb.
00:11:34Yes, sir.
00:11:35This is the real Jolly.
00:11:37Real Jolly?
00:11:38Did you have a crush on me?
00:11:40Never. Never.
00:11:42Come on. Let's go.
00:11:43Let's go. Let's go.
00:11:44Not here.
00:11:46I want to meet Mr. JD.
00:11:48JD himself has come to meet you.
00:11:57I understand everything.
00:11:59Now I will fulfill a father's duty.
00:12:02You got engaged.
00:12:04But I will get you married.
00:12:08And until you get married,
00:12:10you will stay here.
00:12:13Come.
00:12:14Come, son.
00:12:15I'm very happy, Mr. JD.
00:12:16I'm very, very happy.
00:12:18Thank you very much, sir.
00:12:19Thank you. Thank you.
00:12:23How did this happen?
00:12:29How did this happen?
00:12:37Sunny, how did you do all this?
00:12:40I told Mr. JD
00:12:42that Mr. JD,
00:12:43Mr. Jolly's friend and his fiancée are outside.
00:12:46His father is against their marriage.
00:12:50And I said,
00:12:51if you give Mr. Jolly's friend
00:12:52a place in your heart and house for a few days,
00:12:54Mr. Jolly will be happy
00:12:56in your heart
00:12:57and then, as per my plan,
00:13:00outside this house.
00:13:02But Sunny, I cannot believe this.
00:13:03Jagga dacoit
00:13:05fell for your words?
00:13:06Yes, man.
00:13:07This was a game of left hand for me.
00:13:09Left hand.
00:13:11Leave me.
00:13:13Leave me.
00:13:14Please, sir.
00:13:16Leave me.
00:13:17I won't leave you, sir.
00:13:18Accept your son's friend, sir.
00:13:22I swear on God, sir.
00:13:24Leave me.
00:13:26Jai Bhadrakali, sir.
00:13:28Jai Bhadrakali.
00:13:30Okay.
00:13:39Sunny,
00:13:41where are you lost?
00:13:43Is everything set now?
00:13:45Nothing is set.
00:13:46Dabbu and Chintu,
00:13:47JD's only son,
00:13:48have come to fix the alliance with Jolly.
00:13:50Oh, shit.
00:13:51That means,
00:13:52what if Dabbu and Chintu
00:13:53come face to face?
00:13:55Oh, my God.
00:14:19What are you doing here?
00:14:20Why are you dubbing my voice?
00:14:22What are you doing here?
00:14:23I am at my relative's,
00:14:24JD's house.
00:14:25You dubbed my voice again.
00:14:26I am at my relative's,
00:14:28JD's house.
00:14:29Hey you,
00:14:30Octopus.
00:14:31Have you come here to beg?
00:14:33I say, what are you doing here?
00:14:34Security.
00:14:35Security.
00:14:36Security.
00:14:37Take him away.
00:14:38Peace.
00:14:39May God give you peace.
00:14:41Do you want to know
00:14:42what is Ponga Pandit doing here?
00:14:44I will tell you.
00:14:45How did Chintu
00:14:46come to such a big house?
00:14:48Actually,
00:14:49that body builder guy,
00:14:50who is with Ponga Pandit.
00:14:52Do you know who he is?
00:14:53No.
00:14:54He is my brother.
00:14:55Brother?
00:14:56Not a relative.
00:14:58This is daddy
00:14:59and someone else's
00:15:00illegitimate child.
00:15:01Illegitimate?
00:15:03Illegitimate?
00:15:04Whose?
00:15:06His.
00:15:07Not our servant,
00:15:08Simmi Kaki's.
00:15:09Where?
00:15:10Not up,
00:15:11look down.
00:15:17This is the illegitimate child's mother?
00:15:20Sheesh.
00:15:21JD Bhaisahab
00:15:22made such a big
00:15:23and such a small mess.
00:15:42Hey Jolly,
00:15:43you have given me
00:15:44such a jolly news.
00:15:45Hug me, son.
00:15:46Son.
00:15:47Superb.
00:15:48I enjoyed it.
00:15:49The one who taunted me
00:15:50about being illegitimate
00:15:51all my life,
00:15:52today,
00:15:53he got
00:15:54illegitimate.
00:15:55Superb.
00:15:56Superb.
00:15:57Every doctor
00:15:58wants his son
00:15:59to become a doctor.
00:16:00Every actor
00:16:01wants his son
00:16:02to become an actor.
00:16:03Here,
00:16:04destiny made
00:16:05illegitimate
00:16:06illegitimate.
00:16:07Illegitimate
00:16:08got illegitimate
00:16:09and illegitimate
00:16:10got illegitimate.
00:16:11Superb.
00:16:12Superb.
00:16:13Superb.
00:16:18Superb.
00:16:19Superb.
00:16:21Superb.
00:16:24Very bad.
00:16:25Yes.
00:16:26Yes, indeed.
00:16:27It was very, very bad.
00:16:28We are all
00:16:29nuggets before
00:16:30destiny.
00:16:31Yes.
00:16:32We are
00:16:33puppets
00:16:34of the show.
00:16:35When the marriage
00:16:36is finalized,
00:16:37what can we
00:16:38do?
00:16:39Let's go with
00:16:40the flow.
00:16:41Yes,
00:16:42what happened
00:16:43is that
00:16:44there is
00:16:45a big flaw
00:16:46in Sunday 9.
00:16:47His sympathy is with me?
00:16:51He's dubbed me again.
00:16:56Look, I told you she'd be here.
00:16:58Come on, I'll make your life.
00:17:00Hey, leave my hand.
00:17:02What are you doing here?
00:17:03Go and be happy with your two wives.
00:17:05Look Jailor, this is our personal matter.
00:17:07And it's a misunderstanding between two wives.
00:17:08Tell her.
00:17:09She's right.
00:17:10I don't want to listen to your nonsense.
00:17:11Just leave.
00:17:12Jailor, please listen to me.
00:17:13Hey Jai, now you guys get out of here.
00:17:16Otherwise, you won't be able to walk.
00:17:20You!
00:17:21If you were in a better state,
00:17:23I'd have...
00:17:24I'd have...
00:17:25I'd have...
00:17:26I'd have picked him up like this.
00:17:27And then I'd have...
00:17:28I'd have hit him like this.
00:17:29I'd have kicked him like this.
00:17:30I'd have kicked him like this.
00:17:31You're lucky you can't get up.
00:17:34Otherwise, I'd have made you a Rava Dosa.
00:17:36A Masala Dosa.
00:17:37A simple Dosa.
00:17:39Hey Jolly, don't touch me.
00:17:40Don't hit me.
00:17:41Hey, kid.
00:17:42You don't know who I am.
00:17:45No, no, no.
00:17:45Move!
00:17:46You don't know me.
00:17:48Ah.
00:17:49Ah.
00:17:50Eh.
00:17:51Eh.
00:17:52Oh no.
00:17:55Fatlip, who told you before?
00:17:56I've been telling you.
00:17:57Don't touch, hit me.
00:17:58Hit me.
00:17:59Couldn't you say it in Hindi?
00:18:00You said your hit in Marathi, right?
00:18:01Yes.
00:18:02I said my hit in Sindhi.
00:18:03What?
00:18:04Sosa, why a wheelchair?
00:18:07Why walk when you can ride?
00:18:10My name is Sosa.
00:18:11Yes.
00:18:12For such occasions, I've scouted these bodyguards.
00:18:16Come on, baby, enjoy!
00:18:19Sosaji, wait!
00:18:22Wait! Wait! Wait!
00:18:42Now pick up that table and smash it on the head!
00:18:52No!
00:19:07You! You! You! Get him!
00:19:22No!
00:19:53Now who is this? Why is he entering one by one?
00:19:57You relax. I'll take care of these kids.
00:20:23Kill them!
00:20:25What do we do now?
00:20:27The one who has Vaheguruji's hand on his head...
00:20:30...will turn London into a dustbin!
00:20:33Kill him!
00:20:52Kill him!
00:20:59Look, we've set up two fake cops to avenge Jai's father.
00:21:03You've misunderstood. I'll explain.
00:21:08Those two girls aren't my wives. I love you, man!
00:21:22One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine! Ten! Eleven! Twelve! Thirteen! Fourteen! Fifteen! Fifteen!
00:21:46Are you okay?
00:21:47Yes, let's go. I love you!
00:21:49But I'm still upset with you. And I'll forgive you on one condition.
00:21:51Whatever your condition is, I accept it.
00:21:53What do you mean? Ask for a condition.
00:21:55It can't be bigger than the problem we're in.
00:21:57I accept it. Done.
00:21:58Okay, then. Take me home.
00:22:00What?
00:22:01What?
00:22:02What do you mean?
00:22:03Jolly, this is my condition now.
00:22:05I don't want to take any more risks.
00:22:07I'm coming with you to your house.
00:22:09I'll be with you 24x7.
00:22:11You can lie to me all you want.
00:22:13But I'm coming with you to your house.
00:22:22Your driver has got engaged.
00:22:25Is this a true story or a news story?
00:22:28It's a love story.
00:22:30I need your blessings.
00:22:32Ah!
00:22:33Now all that's left for my brother-in-law...
00:22:35...is for the driver to keep blessing people.
00:22:37Why?
00:22:38Why? What's wrong with drivers?
00:22:40Don't they have a heart?
00:22:43I'm a devotee of Badrak Ali.
00:22:45That's what I've learned.
00:22:48I'll give you my blessings.
00:22:51Then you'll allow us to stay here for a few days.
00:22:54It's a wedding.
00:22:55Now give me the peacock feather.
00:22:58Okay.
00:23:00But hold.
00:23:01I'll give you my blessings, but in the traditional style.
00:23:03I'll be right back.
00:23:05Come, take my blessings.
00:23:12Be happy.
00:23:13Yes.
00:23:14Come on, let's go.
00:23:18Ah!
00:23:20God bless, God bless.
00:23:22Where's your brother-in-law?
00:23:23He's gone for a walk.
00:23:24He's gone?
00:23:25Yes.
00:23:26It's okay.
00:23:28Give me your blessings.
00:23:34Flowers and fruits, like me.
00:23:36Next year, may you have a son.
00:23:41Come, I'll show you the room.
00:23:45What the hell, man?
00:23:48What is happening in this house?
00:23:51I can't understand.
00:23:52No, no, no, no.
00:23:54What kind of father-in-law is this?
00:23:55He's giving his future son-in-law his blessings.
00:23:57And he's giving birth to a child from some other girl?
00:24:00Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:24:02There's a fish in the vegetarian's stomach.
00:24:05I swear by God.
00:24:08I'll find out.
00:24:09Right now.
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00:29:04I'm bringing my daughter with me, too.
00:29:06From the first flight, huh?
00:29:07Send your son to pick me up.
00:29:09I haven't seen him yet,
00:29:11but I will recognize him with my police eyes.
00:29:15Then your son's tuk-tuk and my daughter's titty.
00:29:18Jai Shree Krishna!
00:29:21You...
00:29:22Trust me like you did before.
00:29:24I'll take care of this temporary family.
00:29:26Your son will take care of the permanent family.
00:29:30How will you do that?
00:29:32Jai Bhadrakali.
00:29:35Let's go, Marul. Let's go.
00:29:42Jai Shree Krishna!
00:29:51Hey, Batuk Patel!
00:29:53Are you Jolly?
00:29:55Huh?
00:29:56No, he's Jolly, sir.
00:29:59Then who are you?
00:30:00Me?
00:30:01He's your driver.
00:30:02Marul's driver?
00:30:03Marul's driver?
00:30:04I didn't do anything. Don't hit me.
00:30:05Why are you hitting me?
00:30:06In Gujarati, my driver is called Marul's driver.
00:30:10And this is my daughter, Parul.
00:30:12Your name is Jai, right?
00:30:14Yes.
00:30:15What's this yes or no?
00:30:16Yes.
00:30:17It's a short form.
00:30:18Jai for Jolly.
00:30:21Jai for Jolly.
00:30:22Do you know him from before?
00:30:23Yes.
00:30:24Very good.
00:30:25It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:30:29Driver!
00:30:30Take the luggage.
00:30:33Sorry.
00:30:34Come, come, come.
00:30:35Please come.
00:30:36Don't keep him in control.
00:30:38Now I understand.
00:30:39You told me that your dad fixed this marriage somewhere else.
00:30:43And you want to live with him.
00:30:45Well, all this time you knew that I'm the girl.
00:30:48What a surprise, Jai.
00:30:50I mean, Jolly.
00:30:53What a surprise.
00:30:54Let's go.
00:30:55Let's go. I want to see your house.
00:30:56Me too.
00:31:04Boss!
00:31:07I'm so happy to meet you.
00:31:09I'm so happy to meet you.
00:31:11But JD, why are you a little tensed today?
00:31:14No, no, I'm not tensed.
00:31:15I mean, the same thing.
00:31:17I understand.
00:31:18I understand.
00:31:19Do you think our friendship will ever change in our relationship?
00:31:21Right?
00:31:22Right?
00:31:23Hey, don't worry.
00:31:24Just assume that the job is done.
00:31:25Your Jolly and my Parul have known each other for a long time.
00:31:34Now, who is this standing next to Jolly?
00:31:37Yes.
00:31:38Yes, tell me.
00:31:39The driver.
00:31:40Driver, where is the car?
00:31:44Will you keep me and my family locked in the room for two days?
00:31:47Didn't I tell you?
00:31:48Our family's guru has said that
00:31:50two days locked in the room increases love.
00:31:53I won't follow this ritual.
00:31:54I don't know about Samar.
00:31:55But you will have to follow this ritual, Father-in-law.
00:31:59But he is roaming outside.
00:32:00What is he doing outside?
00:32:01JD!
00:32:02Oh, JD!
00:32:03Now, we have become relatives.
00:32:06Relatives?
00:32:07We are the relatives.
00:32:08He is not saying relatives.
00:32:09He is saying
00:32:11relationship.
00:32:12Who is this background artist?
00:32:16Sir,
00:32:17we are family friends.
00:32:18We are distant relatives.
00:32:20Yes, that's why we are standing so far.
00:32:24Come, I will show you your room.
00:32:26Go.
00:32:27Let him see the room.
00:32:28Come, I will show you the bathroom.
00:32:29Come.
00:32:33The fire is burning here, JD.
00:32:36But what did I get from you?
00:32:37My heart is at peace.
00:32:40But why are you so tensed?
00:32:42No, that…
00:32:44I…
00:32:45No, no, no.
00:32:46Control your tongue, JD.
00:32:48Your tongue is very precious.
00:32:51Your life has changed because of your tongue.
00:32:54Your son is going to be a groom because of your tongue.
00:32:59You have brought up your daughter so well, JD.
00:33:01You have brought her up so well.
00:33:02Accept it.
00:33:04Because these days,
00:33:05girls are very fast in London.
00:33:08Without even asking their parents,
00:33:10they bring a bride home.
00:33:11Tell me.
00:33:14Now listen to me.
00:33:15On the 15th of August in five days,
00:33:18you will definitely get married.
00:33:27Okay.
00:33:28On the 15th of August,
00:33:31Jolly will definitely get married.
00:33:33Yes!
00:33:34The wedding is fixed on the 15th.
00:33:36Yes!
00:33:38Yes!
00:33:39For Chintu, Sunny is Jolly.
00:33:41For Tabu, Max is Jolly.
00:33:42For Batu, Jai is Jolly.
00:33:44And for JD, Jolly is Jolly.
00:33:46According to Chintu,
00:33:47Sunny will sit with his daughter Hina at the altar.
00:33:50But according to JD, Jolly will sit there.
00:33:53According to Tabu,
00:33:54Max will sit with his daughter Pavi at the altar.
00:33:57And according to Batu,
00:33:58Jolly will sit with his daughter Parul.
00:34:01But Jolly wants to marry Chelo.
00:34:04Why are you tiring me?
00:34:05Why are you tiring me?
00:34:06You are the one who is tiring me.
00:34:07All this confusion is happening because of you.
00:34:09I don't know about Brad,
00:34:10but today in this pit,
00:34:11it's because of you.
00:34:12Because of me?
00:34:13Because of me?
00:34:14Fight in the middle of the forest.
00:34:16Why are you fighting among yourselves?
00:34:17You have become friends again with so much difficulty.
00:34:19Wait a minute.
00:34:20If we put enmity between JD and Batu,
00:34:24then a lot of our problems can be solved.
00:34:27How can it be possible?
00:34:28They both are best of friends.
00:34:29Yes.
00:34:30What were we before?
00:34:31Friends.
00:34:32We were also friends.
00:34:33Because of the girl,
00:34:34we also became enemies.
00:34:35If we put a small bud between the trees of those two trees,
00:34:38then they can also become enemies.
00:34:40You want to bring a girl between my father and Batu?
00:34:42Have you gone mad?
00:34:43Yes, this is right.
00:34:44Anyway, they are in a relationship.
00:34:45Who told you that they are in a relationship?
00:34:46What kind of relationship is this?
00:34:47What do you want to say?
00:34:48That you want to bring a girl between these two old men?
00:34:51Not a girl.
00:34:53A curse,
00:34:54whose blow is not empty,
00:34:56is called
00:34:58Anarkali.
00:35:08Mr. Batuk has kept a small party.
00:35:10In such a place?
00:35:19Let's go down for a while.
00:35:20Mr. Batuk will feel bad.
00:35:21Let's go.
00:35:35Then what happened?
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00:38:21Beauty, don't kill me, oh girl
00:38:29It's done, sir. The old man has become a girl.
00:38:31The old man has become a girl.
00:38:33Give me a little attention.
00:38:35Erase my tension.
00:38:37Your body is on fire today.
00:38:39Your touch is burning.
00:38:41You are a high-tech bomb.
00:38:43My heart is also hot.
00:38:45Break the cold walls.
00:38:47Make me beautiful.
00:38:49Make me beautiful.
00:38:51You are the one for me.
00:38:53You are the one for me.
00:38:55I have left my beloved girl.
00:39:03I have left my beloved girl.
00:39:07I want to dance with you.
00:39:13I have taken you in my heart.
00:39:15I have taken you in my heart.
00:39:17Anarkali disco chali.
00:39:19Chali ra chali disco chali.
00:39:21Anarkali disco chali.
00:39:23Chali ra chali.
00:39:33Anarkali disco chali.
00:39:35Anarkali disco chali.
00:39:41Hey, stand quietly.
00:39:43She was with me last night.
00:39:45She was asking about you.
00:39:49She wants to meet you, sir.
00:39:51If you talk like this,
00:39:53I will pull you down.
00:39:55I will meet her.
00:39:57Never.
00:39:59Then she will come to meet you, sir.
00:40:01Stop this nonsense.
00:40:03She was saying this.
00:40:05I am not saying this.
00:40:07Okay.
00:40:09I will tell Sarla that you can't meet her.
00:40:11This...
00:40:13Who is Sarla?
00:40:15Anarkali's name is for the world.
00:40:17By the way, her name is Sarla.
00:40:19But...
00:40:21Sarla was Jolly's mother's name.
00:40:23No.
00:40:25Jolly's mother's name.
00:40:27Sarla.
00:40:29Now you will have to meet her.
00:40:31Please meet her.
00:40:33I insist.
00:40:35Anarkali.
00:40:37She was asking about me.
00:40:39Anarkali disco chali.
00:40:41Give me her phone number.
00:40:43I will give you.
00:40:45No.
00:40:47What happened?
00:40:49I have come for my daughter's wedding.
00:40:51How will I look?
00:40:53Are you sure?
00:40:55Okay.
00:40:57I will tell Hetal.
00:40:59Hetal?
00:41:01Anarkali.
00:41:03Anarkali is for the world.
00:41:05Her name is Hetal.
00:41:07Why?
00:41:09What happened?
00:41:11Parul's mother's name was also Hetal.
00:41:15What?
00:41:17What a coincidence.
00:41:19You will have to meet Hetal.
00:41:23Hetal.
00:41:25Hetal.
00:41:33Sir.
00:41:35You are here.
00:41:39I love dolls.
00:41:41Yes.
00:41:43Please come.
00:41:53You wanted to meet me.
00:41:55Why?
00:41:57I don't have an answer to this question.
00:41:59But yes.
00:42:01I wanted to meet you.
00:42:03Once.
00:42:05You dance very well.
00:42:07I mean you sing very well.
00:42:09You too.
00:42:11Jerry.
00:42:13Jerry.
00:42:15You too.
00:42:17I can't dance.
00:42:19Last night,
00:42:21the girls made me dance.
00:42:23So, I started dancing.
00:42:25Hetal.
00:42:27Anarkali.
00:42:29Batu.
00:42:31Hetal is so beautiful.
00:42:35Just once.
00:42:37Just for me.
00:42:39Take my real name.
00:42:41Sarla.
00:42:43I like the word Sarla.
00:42:47Wow.
00:42:49You are so nice.
00:42:51Why do these people
00:42:53always try to make big people small?
00:42:55Who?
00:42:57No.
00:42:59Your friend Batu
00:43:01always teases you.
00:43:03When I said I wanted to meet you,
00:43:05he refused.
00:43:07He said if I meet you,
00:43:09my image and reputation
00:43:11will be ruined.
00:43:13Because I have
00:43:15a very shameful past with you.
00:43:17Shameless past?
00:43:19Mine?
00:43:21Batu said
00:43:23you were a dacoit.
00:43:25He said
00:43:27you were a dacoit.
00:43:29Jerry said
00:43:31you were a retired police commissioner.
00:43:33He said
00:43:35you were a dacoit.
00:43:37You were an ordinary constable.
00:43:39He said
00:43:41you were a dacoit.
00:43:43You were a dacoit.
00:43:45Jagga.
00:43:47Batu.
00:43:49You have
00:43:51fallen from my eyes today,
00:43:53JD.
00:43:55You have fallen from my eyes.
00:43:57You know
00:43:59who has fallen from whose eyes,
00:44:01Batu.
00:44:03Today you have proved
00:44:05that a person does not change
00:44:07by changing his name.
00:44:09You have changed.
00:44:11I feel disgusted
00:44:13to call you my friend.
00:44:15You have broken
00:44:17your son's marriage.
00:44:19That's why I am rejecting
00:44:21your son's marriage.
00:44:23What will you reject?
00:44:25I reject your son's marriage.
00:44:27Jolly.
00:44:37Jolly.
00:44:39You will not marry Parul.
00:44:41You will marry Hina.
00:44:43Are you happy or not?
00:44:47Wow.
00:44:49I will get my Parul married
00:44:51in a respectable family.
00:44:53Parul.
00:44:55I will get my luggage from my room.
00:45:01I can't live without you.
00:45:03I can't live without you.
00:45:05I can't live without you.
00:45:07I can't live without you.
00:45:09Try to understand, sir.
00:45:11Her father has passed away.
00:45:13Her daughter has also passed away.
00:45:15She is in love with a driver.
00:45:19Batu's daughter is in love with a driver.
00:45:21He is trying to get her married
00:45:23in a respectable family.
00:45:25Do good for them.
00:45:27Your revenge will be fulfilled.
00:45:29Think and take revenge, sir.
00:45:31On 15th August.
00:45:33Both of them will get married.
00:45:37Thank you, uncle.
00:45:39Hey.
00:45:41What are you doing?
00:45:43Go.
00:45:51Oh. Good day, old fruit.
00:45:53Get lost.
00:45:55Congratulations, sir.
00:45:57On 15th August.
00:45:59Prepare for Jolly's wedding.
00:46:13Jolly.
00:46:15Yes.
00:46:17Yes.
00:46:19Come.
00:46:21Come with me.
00:46:23Max.
00:46:27Everyone's father has found out.
00:46:29Only Papa Ranjeet didn't find out.
00:46:31Hey.
00:46:33Hey.
00:46:41Hey.
00:46:43Ranjeet.
00:46:45I am confused.
00:46:47Tell me your problem.
00:46:49I love Derek.
00:46:51But I also love Andrew.
00:46:53Whom should I marry?
00:46:55If you choose A,
00:46:57you will definitely miss B.
00:46:59And if you choose B,
00:47:01you will definitely miss A.
00:47:03I think,
00:47:05you should go for C.
00:47:07Because,
00:47:09long time no see.
00:47:11I don't understand.
00:47:17Let me explain.
00:47:19Dine, wine,
00:47:21Marumi, line.
00:47:23By the way, I am free after 9.
00:47:25Place is yours
00:47:27or mine.
00:47:29I'll sleep over it.
00:47:31Sleep over me.
00:47:33Excuse me.
00:47:35Squeeze me.
00:47:37Shut up.
00:47:39Papa.
00:47:41Hey.
00:47:43Hey.
00:47:45Hey.
00:47:47Come here.
00:47:49Sunny.
00:47:51Hi Max.
00:47:53How are you my boy?
00:47:55I don't know about 20th century.
00:47:57But you are a real fox.
00:47:59Come on man.
00:48:01Now listen.
00:48:03Put back the watch of this fox.
00:48:05Wow.
00:48:07Papa, don't mess with Ranjeet.
00:48:09Sorry.
00:48:11See, you are still a kid.
00:48:13But uncle,
00:48:15Sunny is just like you.
00:48:17Max.
00:48:19Just saying aye,
00:48:21doesn't make you a teacher.
00:48:23And just barking,
00:48:25you know,
00:48:27he has never
00:48:29robbed anything.
00:48:31I am ashamed of him.
00:48:33What?
00:48:35Sunny, is it true?
00:48:37Papa, you are insulting me in front of my friend.
00:48:39Hey, you are insulting me.
00:48:41Papa, you will be proud of me tomorrow.
00:48:43We are robbing real stuff tomorrow.
00:48:45Yes.
00:48:47After marrying girls,
00:48:49all the stuff will be inside and she will be outside.
00:48:51Papa, that wedding venue will be our ATM counter.
00:48:53And marriage certificate will be our blank cheque.
00:49:01I taught you all
00:49:03how to cheat,
00:49:05how to rob.
00:49:07But I never taught you
00:49:09how to break someone's trust.
00:49:11You both
00:49:13will marry those girls?
00:49:15Then will you leave them?
00:49:17Will you ruin their life?
00:49:19Kids,
00:49:21never break anyone's trust in life.
00:49:25Son,
00:49:27many girls came in your papa Ranjeet's life.
00:49:29But he married
00:49:31only the one
00:49:33he loved.
00:49:35And she was your mother.
00:49:37Understood?
00:49:39Think about it.
00:49:45I have heard that love drowns good people.
00:49:47I think bad people like us are also drowned in it, Sunny.
00:49:49Max,
00:49:51I don't know about the rapist.
00:49:53But my father
00:49:55did the work of a therapist and left.
00:49:59Let's go.
00:50:09Bloody cheaters.
00:50:11They played with our feelings.
00:50:13We never want to see your faces again.
00:50:19Jay, you
00:50:21love Arul.
00:50:25You want to marry him, right?
00:50:27But for that,
00:50:31will you hurt Mr. Kapoor?
00:50:33Will you take my revenge?
00:50:35Is this all
00:50:37I taught you, son?
00:50:39Papa is always right.
00:50:41Who is he, son?
00:50:43Papa is my friend Sunny and Max.
00:50:45Hello, uncle.
00:50:47How are you feeling now?
00:50:49We thought that after the coma,
00:50:51you will be completely cured.
00:50:53Don't be kind to him.
00:50:55That's enough.
00:50:59Jay, keep this money with you.
00:51:01We can't work for you now.
00:51:03But...
00:51:05Let's go, uncle.
00:51:07Have you filled an organ donor card?
00:51:09Come on.
00:51:17We thought a lot.
00:51:19What you did,
00:51:21was wrong.
00:51:23But if you wanted,
00:51:25you could have done more wrong with us.
00:51:27And whatever you did,
00:51:29at least
00:51:31we sisters
00:51:33became one.
00:51:35And maybe tomorrow,
00:51:37our dad, who is such a big enemy of each other,
00:51:39will also become one.
00:51:41With this hope,
00:51:43we have come to tell you something, Sunny.
00:51:47What?
00:51:49Will you marry me?
00:51:55I don't know about
00:51:57your courage.
00:51:59I have applied henna.
00:52:05We will get married, won't we?
00:52:07Have you gone mad?
00:52:09How can we get married?
00:52:11Have you forgotten?
00:52:13You are right.
00:52:15Why? Are you tired?
00:52:17I am the father of so many fathers.
00:52:19The father of fathers.
00:52:21And tomorrow,
00:52:23we are getting married.
00:52:35Welcome, welcome.
00:52:39Greetings.
00:52:41Congratulations.
00:52:43Welcome.
00:52:45Mr. Yook, I have drunk a lot of your lemonade.
00:52:47Tops.
00:52:51Prince Charles.
00:52:53Come, come.
00:52:55It's a meritorious pleasure
00:52:57to attend the U.K.'s Man of the Year
00:52:59son's wedding.
00:53:01It's an honor, J.D.
00:53:03Sir, I am Samdhi.
00:53:05Sir, make yourself comfortable.
00:53:09Look ahead.
00:53:11Mamma mia, mamma mia.
00:53:13There is a climax after the wedding
00:53:15or there is a climax after the wedding.
00:53:17Where are you going?
00:53:19J.D. Sir, J.D. Sir,
00:53:21I am so happy to see you.
00:53:23Hey!
00:53:25I am joking.
00:53:27Where is my shirt?
00:53:33Excuse me, London boy.
00:53:35Go and get me a cold drink.
00:53:37This is Jamun tree.
00:53:39Who left you here?
00:53:41Don't you recognize me?
00:53:43I run London's number one marriage bureau.
00:53:45And for a fool like you,
00:53:47I have opened a mobile marriage bureau.
00:53:49For engagement, press one.
00:53:51For marriage, press two.
00:53:53And for remarriage,
00:53:55press your first wife's throat.
00:53:57I am joking.
00:53:59Your father must have seen your mother's
00:54:01team book and asked,
00:54:03this is my child, right?
00:54:05And your mother must have said,
00:54:07I am joking.
00:54:09Mamma mia.
00:54:11Go and get me a cold drink.
00:54:13Sir, the guests are almost here.
00:54:15It's auspicious time.
00:54:17Let's get them married.
00:54:19Call the brides.
00:54:27Now call the groom.
00:54:29Jolly.
00:54:37What is this?
00:54:39Show me your face.
00:55:01Sunny.
00:55:03What?
00:55:05According to my father,
00:55:07I am getting married to Naka
00:55:09and you are getting married to Jailor.
00:55:11What do we do now?
00:55:13Why are you getting tired?
00:55:15I have made all the arrangements.
00:55:17What is this?
00:55:35What?
00:55:39Sir.
00:55:41Priest, start the chants.
00:55:43Stop.
00:55:45This marriage can't happen.
00:55:47Wow, JD.
00:55:49Wow.
00:55:51First you break friendship.
00:55:53Then you break relationship.
00:55:55Then you elope my daughter
00:55:57and get her married to your son.
00:55:59You don't have the habit of
00:56:01robbing anymore.
00:56:03Do you know
00:56:05this man is roaming in front of you
00:56:07as JD.
00:56:09Do you know who he is?
00:56:11He is a dacoit
00:56:13from Gangapur, India.
00:56:15A murderer.
00:56:17Tiger.
00:56:19JD.
00:56:21A dacoit.
00:56:23A bandit.
00:56:25Batok.
00:56:29Go.
00:56:31Who told you
00:56:33that your daughter
00:56:35is getting married to my son?
00:56:37What are you looking at?
00:56:39What else do you want to hear?
00:56:41Look at this.
00:56:43JD's son.
00:56:47He is not my son.
00:56:49He is a driver.
00:56:53JD has only one legitimate son
00:56:55and he is in front of everyone.
00:56:57Now we just have to
00:56:59expose him.
00:57:03He is also not my son.
00:57:05He is not
00:57:07my son.
00:57:09My son is
00:57:11over there.
00:57:13We just have to expose him.
00:57:15Here is my son.
00:57:19He is also not my son.
00:57:21Not my son?
00:57:25Then who is JD's son?
00:57:29I am JD's
00:57:31real son, Charlie.
00:57:35Why did this happen?
00:57:37How did this happen?
00:57:39We will explain it to you.
00:57:59Papa!
00:58:05Enough!
00:58:07Enough is enough.
00:58:09These people are bad.
00:58:11So what are you, Papa?
00:58:13If he is not worthy
00:58:15of being your son-in-law,
00:58:17then are you worthy of being a father?
00:58:19You wanted to get your daughter
00:58:21married to JD's son.
00:58:23But before that,
00:58:25did you think
00:58:27about your daughter?
00:58:29You have been using your daughters
00:58:31like toys.
00:58:33You have left them.
00:58:35Go and fall in love.
00:58:37And what if you fall in love?
00:58:39Will you say yes?
00:58:43I feel ashamed to call you Papa.
00:58:45Bobby!
00:58:47Bobby!
00:59:17Papa!
00:59:19Your Chintu turned out to be
00:59:21very small in these matters.
00:59:23Please forgive me.
00:59:27No, Chintu.
00:59:29Don't say such bad things about yourself.
00:59:33Don't say that.
00:59:35I am your elder brother.
00:59:37I didn't leave any chance
00:59:39to make you look small.
00:59:41Forgive me, my brother.
00:59:43Forgive me, my brother.
01:00:07Mamma mia! What a happy ending!
01:00:09Let me take a family picture.
01:00:11Cheese!
01:00:21Jagga dacoit!
01:00:23Jagga dacoit!
01:00:25Jagga dacoit!
01:00:27Jagga dacoit!
01:00:29Now all of you will be in trouble.
01:00:31What?
01:00:33You guys forced
01:00:35Jagga dacoit
01:00:37to wake up again.
01:00:39And the first person
01:00:41to be cremated
01:00:43will be the winner.
01:00:55You!
01:00:57Jagga dacoit!
01:00:59Jagga dacoit!
01:01:01Jagga dacoit!
01:01:03Jagga dacoit!
01:01:05Jagga dacoit!
01:01:07Looks like he has gone mad.
01:01:09Looks like he has gone mad.
01:01:11He has gone mad.
01:01:15He has gone mad.
01:01:23Come out.
01:01:25Wake Jagga up.
01:01:29The police of 700 villages
01:01:31were afraid of Jagga.
01:01:33What do you guys sell?
01:01:37Hey, birdie, your dead body is going to tell you that I'm a human being and that I'm a customer.
01:01:46Give it to me.
01:01:53What happened?
01:01:55What do you mean, what happened?
01:01:57You keep saying, what happened?
01:02:00Now eat your bullet.
01:02:01No, I'm telling you...
01:02:02Daughter-in-law!
01:02:08Max, relax.
01:02:11The dacoits have surrounded you from all sides.
01:02:14It's better that you surrender.
01:02:18I don't know about John, but Abraham won't surrender.
01:02:24Daughter-in-law!
01:02:26Three, two, one, zero, fire!
01:02:38Do you have acidity?
01:02:41You're trapped, you're trapped!
01:02:43Daughter-in-law!
01:02:48Where are you going?
01:03:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:03:37no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:04:07you're not in Gangapur you're a taxpayer member of the British Empire in the name of Queen and country put down your weapon
01:05:07hey, hey, where are you running to?
01:05:27Sunny, are you okay?
01:05:29what do you think of yourself?
01:05:31first, I put down my weapon and woke Jagga up
01:05:33now, after waking Jagga up, I woke up my weapon again
01:05:35hey, man!
01:05:37hey, man!
01:05:39hey, man!
01:05:41hey, man!
01:05:43Baba, are you okay?
01:05:45superb, superb, it was a blast, a blast
01:05:47brother, when the happy ending is about to happen, please adopt Sunny and give him half of your property, only half
01:05:51Brother-in-law, when the happy ending is about to take place...
01:05:55...adopt my son-in-law.
01:05:57Just give him half of the property.
01:05:59Only half.
01:06:00Big brother, now you are dubbing me.
01:06:03Brother-in-law darling, he is our child.
01:06:06By adopting him, that property...
01:06:08Shut up!
01:06:10Today...
01:06:13...all three of them will get married to fake Jollies.
01:06:16But you won't get married to this Jolly.
01:06:19Why?
01:06:21He will get married to Jwala.
01:06:24Jwala?
01:06:25Eww!
01:06:32Hey, stop!
01:06:33Stop!
01:06:34Move aside!
01:06:47Left!
01:06:48Ice! Ice! Ice!
01:06:50How is this possible?
01:06:56You are too much, JD sir.
01:06:59Cut! Cut!
01:07:00What else should I say?
01:07:02Cut! Cut!
01:07:03First, take it to that level.
01:07:06Cut! Cut!
01:07:07Cut!
01:07:16I can see your nose.
01:07:31Gulab Jamun!
01:07:35Gulab Jamun!
01:07:39How will this get married?
01:07:41Shut up, Bobby! You shut up!
01:07:45Papa!
01:07:46Look, whom I have brought to meet you.
01:07:51Beauty!
01:07:52Beauty!
01:07:53Beauty!
01:07:54Beauty!
01:07:55Papa!
01:07:56She is your daughter-in-law.
01:07:58Daughter!
01:07:59Daughter!
01:08:00Daughter!
01:08:02Papa, meet me from the side.
01:08:15Driver, take this.
01:08:18Have some water.
01:08:20And action!
01:08:21Bomb!
01:08:25Are you okay?
01:08:27I am also upset with you.
01:08:29Why?
01:08:30Why?
01:08:31Have some whiskey.
01:08:32Have some whiskey.
01:08:36Cut it!
01:08:56Your movie has become a hit.
01:08:58Does it matter if this is a rollover?
01:09:00This won't be your movie.
01:09:01We have seen a lot of rollovers.
01:09:02Like Rollover, First World.
01:09:03It's a rollover!
01:09:04Come out.
01:09:06Come on.
01:09:07Come on.
01:09:08Get up.
01:09:09Everyone move.
01:09:10Move.
01:09:11Party batter!
01:09:12Move.
01:09:13Everything is on!
01:09:14What is a party about?
01:09:15What is party about?
01:09:16Come on.
01:09:28you