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02:30The Ministry of Electricity and Industry
02:33and the Ministry of Water and Health
02:36and the Ministry of Health
02:39have agreed that you are the one who studied and implemented this invention.
02:43Okay.
03:00The Ministry of Energy and Urban Development
03:04and the Ministry of Education
03:08and the Ministry of Science and Technology
03:13and the Ministry of Science and Technology
03:18and the Ministry of Education
03:23I am talking.
03:26And I am bored.
03:36Oh, friend. You're boring.
03:38Boring and you want to be bored.
03:41Az-Zabda and the guys, tell us what you have to do so we can fix things.
03:45You know, I am bored.
03:48I am really bored.
03:49Chatting with silly questions and barbarism is not my thing.
03:54I don't know.
03:57I feel like I want something new.
04:01Something with action.
04:05This chatting has become boring.
04:15Peace be upon you.
04:16Peace be upon you too.
04:20What time is it now?
04:23It's one o'clock.
04:26One o'clock in the afternoon or one o'clock at night?
04:30Of course it's one o'clock at night.
04:35I want to understand one thing.
04:38From one o'clock in the afternoon to one o'clock at night.
04:41Where do you go and what do you do?
04:43How?
04:44How do you know my situation?
04:48I haven't had a job for a long time.
04:53If the university didn't give you a job, your house will.
04:57Yes, I know my situation.
04:59I'm not a homeless man.
05:01I'm a man from home to the internet cafe.
05:06I meet the computer 24 hours a day.
05:08What's good about that?
05:11Yes.
05:12You want me to stay at home.
05:15I promise you that I'll stay at home.
05:18I won't go out.
05:21Get me a computer and let me use the internet.
05:29Honestly, Dr. Abdelbari.
05:31We are very happy to have you with us.
05:34You are a great doctor.
05:35You have your specialties.
05:37We are honored to have you as one of our clients on the internet.
05:42Thank you very much.
05:44You always say that you are happy to have us.
05:49But if you get the bill, you will give it to us.
05:52The total is 2,500.
05:55You have to link it to the phone line.
05:58The real value of the internet,
06:01which is considered one of the most dangerous discoveries of the 20th century,
06:05means that the financial reward is nothing compared to the actual value.
06:11Anyway, may God give us good and bad.
06:15This is a car, not the internet.
06:18Welcome.
06:20Good evening.
06:21Good evening.
06:22Of course, may God give us good.
06:24Because he will offer humanity a cultural achievement that has never happened before.
06:29And may God give us good.
06:30Because if we use it negatively, it will have a destructive effect.
06:34May God protect us from it.
06:36Anyway, I look forward to your service.
06:38Don't interrupt us.
06:39God bless you.
06:40Thank you very much.
06:41Good evening.
06:42Good evening.
06:43I want to subscribe to the internet, please.
06:46I mean, what's next?
06:56Go up a little bit.
06:58Go up a little bit.
07:01Go up a little bit.
07:23Close the website of the World Bank www.West2.com
07:27www.West2.com
07:29Oh!
07:31What?
07:33Did you cut your tongue?
07:35No, no.
07:36What?
07:37What is this?
07:39Look.
07:41Yes.
07:43Hello.
07:44No, I'm...
07:45Who?
07:46What?
07:47They told me there's a new website.
07:49Hurry, hurry, hurry!
07:51Give it to me.
07:52Hurry.
07:53www...
07:55♪♪
08:02♪♪
08:09♪♪
08:11Oh, God.
08:13The line is closed again.
08:15I can't believe it.
08:17I wasted an hour in front of the machine
08:19and now the line is closed again.
08:22I can't believe it.
08:25Yes.
08:29Enter, enter.
08:34What?
08:36Access to this page is not allowed?
08:40What does that mean?
08:41It means that people are monitoring the site.
08:46What do you mean by monitoring?
08:48Look, guys.
08:49This site is a mess.
08:52You understand me.
08:53And in Arabic, you don't want to come close to it.
08:56Aha.
08:59So, if we enter the site,
09:01they can know us?
09:03Of course, of course.
09:05No, no, no, brother.
09:06God have mercy on your mother.
09:07Get out, get out, get out.
09:08Let us go, let us go, brother.
09:13I don't know, brother.
09:14I really don't know.
09:16I mean, I'm bored, brother.
09:19Chatting and sites.
09:22I feel that the situation has become boring.
09:25Well, what do you want?
09:26What do you have?
09:27Send it.
09:28I want, I want, I want something new.
09:30I want something in action.
09:32I mean...
09:34Let's go to the computer.
09:36Computers and all that.
09:37Computers, God forbid.
09:38I mean, I know.
09:39They are buzzing.
09:40Buzzing, I mean.
09:41I mean, one's conscience is satisfied.
09:44He feels that he is presenting something.
09:46I mean, it's not nice.
09:49You understand me, I mean.
09:50Yes, yes.
09:51I want the real buzz.
09:52Enough, enough.
09:54Hackers, huh?
09:57Hackers.
09:59Hackers.
10:00You understand me.
10:01Come on.
10:02Step on it, Abasha.
10:03Step on it.
10:15Turn off the computer.
10:18Change it, change it.
10:19No, no, no.
10:20Change it.
10:21No, no, no.
10:22Leave us alone.
10:23Leave us alone.
10:24Leave us alone with this good man.
10:26He is a nuisance.
10:27I swear you're a nuisance.
10:28I know you.
10:29I know you.
10:30What?
10:31What?
10:32What?
10:34Why did you turn off the computer?
10:37The electricity is not off.
10:39Maybe the wire is broken or something.
10:42No need.
10:43Let me see.
10:47Thank God.
10:48The computer is working.
10:50Dear God.
10:51Dear God.
10:52When you reach the star,
10:53God willing, the world will be famous.
10:54Dear God.
10:55I can't see.
11:00You also need a paper,
11:02a speech,
11:03and a certificate
11:05from the World Health Organization
11:09so that this invention
11:11won't harm humans and cows.
11:16God willing.
11:17Brother, it happened to me many times.
11:19Not once or twice.
11:20I sit for an hour and wait for the wire.
11:22The wire doesn't come to me.
11:23And if the wire comes to me
11:24and I'm working in the program,
11:26suddenly the computer turns off.
11:28And I sit for another hour and wait for the wire.
11:31Honestly, we always hear these complaints.
11:33But you see, the reason is not from us.
11:35The reason is from the telecommunications company.
11:37Because the network can't handle
11:39the number of calls it receives.
11:42Okay.
11:43And the continuous disconnection
11:44when someone is browsing the program.
11:46What's the reason?
11:47Honestly, there are two reasons.
11:49The first reason,
11:50which I read to you a while ago,
11:51which is the network not responding.
11:54And the second reason,
11:55there are people with weak souls
11:57who they call hackers.
12:00They come in and do strange things.
12:03Hackers?
12:04Mr. Abdullah, close the website,
12:06www.s3.
12:09www.s3.
12:20Yes, yes.
12:22Send it, Bashir.
12:25Send it.
12:29Yes!
12:31I'll smash him.
12:32Smash him.
12:33I'll smash him.
12:38And if you don't see anything,
12:40if you don't see anything,
12:42we'll put you on the head
12:44and smash you.
12:45I swear, I know you.
12:46Don't be a fool.
12:47Send the next step.
12:48Hurry up.
12:49Send it.
12:52Why doesn't the mouse work?
13:00What's this?
13:06Wait, wait, wait.
13:07Wait a minute.
13:11Maria!
13:15Shame on you.
13:18Oh God.
13:20Let's go to the files and see what's in them.
13:22Let's go.
13:30Oh God.
13:31This man has made me a world
13:33with theories and equations.
13:39What's this picture?
13:40Whose picture is this?
13:42Yes, yes, yes.
13:43Zoom in a little.
13:47I know!
13:48I know!
13:49I saw this in the Internet office.
13:51Yes.
13:52Oh God, it's so boring.
13:56Okay, okay.
13:57Let's see what's in it.
13:58I'll tell you.
13:59I'll tell you.
14:00Listen, listen, listen.
14:01What do you have?
14:02What do you have?
14:03Show me the picture.
14:05Huh?
14:06Show me the picture
14:07and save it in the computer.
14:10Oh, guys.
14:11God forbid.
14:12Enough of the nonsense you've made about people.
14:14It's none of your business.
14:16Just show us the picture
14:18and save it in the computer.
14:20And when we have the picture here,
14:23we'll do some improvements on it.
14:26You know?
14:27I mean,
14:28I mean,
14:29we'll wear clothes
14:30without shoes.
14:33You know what I mean, right?
14:34But,
14:35it's not your fault.
14:37Take it easy on him.
14:38Just listen to me.
14:40And when we're done with the surgery,
14:42we'll go to one of the most important
14:44and well-known websites
14:46and put the man on the front page.
14:49Wow.
14:50And give him a laugh.
14:51I know you.
14:52I know you.
14:53Wait.
14:54Here.
14:55Here.
14:56Where are you going, doctor?
15:00Where do you want me to hide it?
15:05I swear I brought it for you.
15:13And we'll be
15:14a whole generation
15:16of...
15:24What's that?
15:26And for your knowledge, write this down.
15:27And for your knowledge.
15:28And for your knowledge.
15:29You are a person...
15:30You are a person...
15:31who is a heavy blooded...
15:33who is a heavy blooded...
15:34who is a heavy blooded...
15:35Yes.
15:36and a lazy person.
15:37and a lazy person.
15:42Lazy?
15:44I didn't write that.
15:46I'm sure I'm tired.
15:47I'm tired.
15:48And my eyes are swollen.
15:49My eyes are swollen.
15:50I'm so bored at work.
15:52I'm so bored.
15:53I go to the couch
15:55and drink milk
15:57and go to work again.
16:00I'm so tired.
16:01I'm so tired.
16:02I'm so tired.
16:03I'm so tired.
16:04I'm so tired.
16:05I'm so tired.
16:09No.
16:10Mashallah.
16:11Mashallah.
16:12Alhamdulillah.
16:13Your papers are complete.
16:16Alhamdulillah.
16:17You just need one paper
16:19from the International Organization
16:20for Environmental Protection.
16:21from the International Organization
16:22for Environmental Protection.
16:23to be certified
16:24to be certified
16:25as a non-harmful paper
16:26to the environment
16:27or the planet.
16:29Inshallah.
16:30Inshallah.
16:32Let me look for the file.
16:35There is an amendment in chapter 4.
16:40Chapter 4, 6 years.
16:49Inshallah.
16:51Where is the file?
17:00It's gone.
17:06Come on.
17:07Hurry up.
17:08Hurry up.
17:14My heart aches.
17:15My heart aches.
17:16Poor guy.
17:17Poor guy.
17:18But I'm glad
17:19because he doesn't have any guilt.
17:22He's a coward.
17:23He's a coward.
17:27How is that possible?
17:28We're buffoons.
17:29Our hearts are heartless.
17:31Yes.
17:33After you destroyed the guy
17:34he's crying now.
17:38The research
17:40you put him into
17:41was good.
17:43And yet
17:45You ruined him
17:46and didn't let us do anything.
17:47Believe me, if I don't have a copy of this book, I've wasted years of my life, Pasha.
17:52Wasted!
17:53Don't say that.
17:54I say, I've wasted my life, my son.
18:00Two years. Two years is a lot.
18:04Where's the file?
18:06Where's my research?
18:08Oh, God!
18:10Six years wasted?
18:13Oh, my father!
18:15The file!
18:17Where's my file?
18:19Where's my file?
18:24Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong.
18:26Look.
18:27Look here.
18:29I've searched everywhere,
18:31all over.
18:32Everything is fine.
18:33Everything is clear, it's all here.
18:35Where's the file?
18:38What did I build?
18:39I didn't build a tea house, I didn't build a tea house.
18:42What did I build?
18:43I didn't build a tea house, I didn't build a tea house.
18:45I don't want to see it, I don't want to see it, I don't want to see it, I don't want to see it.
18:49That's it, that's it.
18:51That's it.
18:52Hackers.
18:53Send me a certificate. What else do you have?
18:55I want to end this game with a musk.
18:59I want to end it with a musk.
19:01That's better.
19:02Between you and me, we're tired.
19:03The work of putting the disk, the disk button, the click and the sounds,
19:09and the file button.
19:11It doesn't convince me.
19:12That's right.
19:13It doesn't convince me at all.
19:14You have capabilities, and you have devices, and you have a brain.
19:17Why are we playing this stupid game?
19:20Forget it.
19:21Hackers.
19:22Yes.
19:23I want to play with this man a game that he will remember forever.
19:28He will never forget it.
19:30Oh, God.
19:31Oh, God.
19:32We're still saying he didn't make anything.
19:34Please, guys.
19:35Except for this tick-tick.
19:36Except for the virus.
19:37Please, guys.
19:38Have mercy on me.
19:41Is there anything better than the virus?
19:44A small tick-tick.
19:46A small virus.
19:47It plays with our hands.
19:49It's like gold.
19:51It makes things.
19:53And hop!
19:54It destroys the device.
19:56It completely destroys the device.
19:59We said he didn't make anything.
20:00Why?
20:01Why?
20:02In the name of God.
20:09Hello.
20:10Dr. Rida.
20:11Hello, brother.
20:12I'm telling you.
20:13I'm working on the Internet right now.
20:15I'm looking for the file, but I can't find it.
20:17And my search is in vain.
20:19Yes, what should I do?
20:21Okay, okay.
20:25Control.
20:263-0-0.
20:30Ready?
20:36Congratulations.
20:39You did a great job.
20:42Thank you, guys.
20:43Who's with you?
20:45What did he build?
20:46He didn't build anything.
20:48What did he build?
20:49He didn't build anything.
20:51He didn't build anything.
20:52His phone, guys.
20:54What's wrong with his phone?
20:56Why don't we make one memory into two?
20:59How?
21:00We destroyed the device, the computer, and the research.
21:03That's right.
21:04We want a tick-tick phone.
21:07A virus?
21:08A phone.
21:09A phone.
21:10And he destroyed the phone.
21:11He destroyed it.
21:12It's not possible.
21:13It's possible.
21:14Wait.
21:15Tick-tock.
21:16Tick-tock.
21:26Mr. Al-Fadil.
21:28I've been working on my research for six years.
21:31Six years of effort and hard work.
21:35In the end, I get what I deserve.
21:37It's a public robbery.
21:40They made a mess in my house.
21:42You can't imagine what they did.
21:44What did they do in the end?
21:46They sent me a virus.
21:48On my device.
21:49And they destroyed it completely.
21:50How?
21:51These guys.
21:52You have to follow them.
21:53It's not possible.
21:55I appreciate your situation, doctor.
21:58And with you.
21:59But what can I do?
22:01These guys were attacked by hackers.
22:05And we don't have a law that doesn't punish them.
22:09Sorry.
22:10I can't do anything for you.
22:11You can't do anything for me?
22:13That's it?
22:14Six years of my life.
22:17Effort, hard work, research.
22:19And in the end, you say sorry?
22:22Mr. Abdullah.
22:23Close the website, WWS5.
22:27WWS5.
22:29Yes.
22:33No, I can't use this website.
22:54Peace be upon you.
22:56And upon you.
22:58I've heard a lot about the internet.
23:00Yes.
23:01I've heard a lot about it.
23:02Honestly, I want to buy it.
23:04I don't know if it's a subscription or not.
23:07I want to buy it and leave.
23:09Or you want me to help you with services.
23:12No, no, thank you.
23:13Yes, I serve the internet.
23:16Thank you for your services.
23:17Anyway, about the internet.
23:19There are private companies.
23:21You can join them.
23:22You pay for them.
23:23They connect you.
23:24Please describe it to me.
23:27The Internet is not the way we live.
23:29What it is?
23:30Alright, do you know Sook Al Hamam?
23:32Sook Al Hamam?
23:33Yes.
23:34Go left, and then you'll see Sook Al Hamam.
23:36Sook Al Hamam?
23:37Where am I supposed to ask for information?
23:39I mean, around the Sokoor Market or...
23:41Between the Sokoor Market and the Hamam.
23:43Around the Souk?
23:44Yes.
23:46Allah bless your face.
23:47Welcome.
23:48I hope I'm not wrong.
23:50Sook Al Hamam, where am I supposed to ask for information?
23:52Oh, dear. Who's calling us?
24:02Yes.
24:04Doctor, it's me, Dr. Reza.
24:07Hello, Abu Sahar. How are you, Dr. Reza?
24:11Did you see what happened to me?
24:13They destroyed my device, doctor.
24:15They sent me a virus.
24:17They wasted my research.
24:19Six years of my life have been wasted
24:21because of these hackers.
24:23God willing, they will die.
24:26Doctor, leave your device.
24:29There's a problem.
24:31I'm on the internet
24:33and I see your picture on an important website.
24:36You're naked.
24:38What?
24:40I'm sick. I'm naked.
24:43They destroyed my device in 60 seconds.
24:45They stole my research. I didn't need it.
24:48But I, Dr. Abdul Bari,
24:50have a problem with them.
24:52They took my picture.
24:54I'm sick. I'm sick.
24:56I'm sorry, Dr. Abdul Bari.
24:59I appreciate your situation.
25:02No, doctor.
25:04God willing, I'll solve the problem and bring them back.
25:07Look, you're old enough.
25:09You don't have a speech
25:11from the World Environment Organization.
25:13I don't know if you mean the Chinese,
25:15the French, or all of them.
25:17You're old enough.
25:20Who's going to solve my problem?
25:22Who's going to solve my scandal?
25:24I'll bring you my papers from China.
25:26That's enough!
25:28The problem I have is more important than all of you.
25:33Mahadis Abdullah,
25:35please go to www.s7.com
25:37and www.s8.com
25:41and www.s9.com
25:45and www.s10.com
25:49and www.s15.com