TBATS: Sino mas tamad, sino mas angat, sino ang kauna-unahang Miss Genggeng 2024?
Aired (October 6, 2024): Sino kaya sa tatlong naggagandahang tambay ang kauna-unahang tatanghaling bilang Ms. Genggeng 2024?
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00:00We have a very special dungeon for you tonight.
00:04What is it?
00:05This is the first and only global search for Miss Gang Gang 2024.
00:12Gang, gang, gang, gang.
00:14It's good that we already know our candidates.
00:17Let's start with candidate number 1.
00:21Come in.
00:24Candidate number 1 is very fast.
00:26She has something like that.
00:27She has a sliding toy.
00:28This is perfect for our Gang Gang.
00:31Correct.
00:32And she believes that she's bad, she's smart, she's different.
00:40Oh, we're Miss Lomo.
00:43Oh, you're suddenly smiling.
00:44Oh, that's good.
00:45It fell on my head.
00:47Good evening, everyone.
00:49I am Miss Sebastian, Miss Gang Gang of Marikina City.
00:56Yes!
01:00Buboy.
01:01Yes, yes.
01:02Are you a singer?
01:03I'm a singer.
01:05Why?
01:06Because I want to...
01:08What?
01:10I want to ask you out.
01:11Then, let's go on a date there.
01:17Okay.
01:18You assumed it, right?
01:21I thought it was okay.
01:23You assumed it, right?
01:24You thought you were going to say something, right?
01:26I thought it was okay.
01:27You assumed it.
01:28I wasted it.
01:29Thank you very much.
01:31Will candidate number 2 be able to win?
01:33Come in.
01:37She's fast.
01:40Oh, she's fast.
01:43She's fast.
01:45She's fast.
01:46Bang!
01:47Bang!
01:49Bang!
01:50Hello, everyone!
01:52I am Miss Gang Gang of Nogaliches.
01:57Wow!
01:58Buboy.
01:59I thought you were going to do that to me.
02:01There's a gun.
02:02Buboy.
02:03Yes?
02:04Are you a swatter?
02:05I used to be, but I'm not anymore.
02:07But...
02:08What?
02:09Why?
02:10Why?
02:11Because I was thinking,
02:13if you don't want me to leave,
02:15I'll leave.
02:16Wow!
02:18That's so cool.
02:19You thought of that.
02:20Leave, leave.
02:21Right?
02:22That's different.
02:23Leave.
02:24That's really different.
02:26Are you okay?
02:27Why are you moving like that?
02:28You can't be filmed.
02:29Even if they don't take their eyes off you,
02:31your appeal is really different, my friend.
02:33That's crazy.
02:34That's not just two.
02:35There's a third one.
02:36Let's welcome candidate number 3.
02:39Oh!
02:40Hey!
02:41That's a lot.
02:42Oh!
02:43That's right.
02:44Sit down.
02:45I already watched that.
02:46This is really right.
02:50Hello, Katibaks.
02:51I'm Serena Laureno,
02:53the geng-geng of Project 4 Castle City.
02:56Yay!
02:58What's a Katibak?
02:59Hello, Katibaks.
03:00Hello, Katibaks.
03:03Buboy.
03:04Yes?
03:05Are you on a date with the geng-gengs?
03:07Yes.
03:08Why?
03:09Because
03:10I want to be with you from morning
03:12until night,
03:14until dawn,
03:15and until you die.
03:18Oh!
03:20I'm almost in love.
03:21Wow, Buboy.
03:22I can watch that online.
03:25That's different.
03:26That's different.
03:27You're getting to know.
03:28You're getting to know.
03:31Okay, Buboy.
03:32Let's get to know them personally.
03:34Let's start with, of course, Miss Aimee Sebastiana.
03:37Miss Aimee,
03:39the geng-geng of Marikina.
03:43Hello, Miss Aimee.
03:44How are you?
03:45I'm okay.
03:46Shout out to my fellow Marikina members.
03:49Where are you from, Marikina?
03:51Concepcion Uno.
03:53Hello, Concepcion Uno.
03:55I didn't know that.
03:56How long have you been a member?
03:58I've been a member for 15 years.
04:0115 years?
04:02And speaking of 15 years,
04:03is it true that you have 7 fingers on your foot
04:05and not 10?
04:06How did you know that?
04:08Let me see.
04:09Is it true?
04:10Is it true?
04:11Is it true?
04:12It's a secret.
04:13Secret.
04:14So it's true.
04:15What have you been up to lately?
04:17To be honest,
04:18that's what people are asking.
04:20What are you holding there?
04:21Your pants.
04:24No,
04:25I don't drop my pants.
04:27What have you been up to?
04:29Are you into business?
04:31Yes, I'm a business owner.
04:33Of?
04:34Of shoes.
04:35Wow!
04:36As a Marikina member.
04:37Marikina.
04:38That's right.
04:39What are you different from other people
04:41who sell shoes in Marikina?
04:43Of course,
04:44this is how we do it.
04:45We do live selling.
04:46Oh, there's live selling?
04:47Yes.
04:48Mind you,
04:49different sizes of shoes are available.
04:53Oh,
04:54I didn't know that.
04:55What's your favorite size
04:56when you do that?
04:57Size 10.5.
04:59Oh!
05:01That's why she got fat.
05:02You're really like that.
05:03Yes.
05:0410.5.
05:05Let's go to the challenge for her.
05:07Okay,
05:08you'll just choose
05:09from these three
05:10what you'll do.
05:11Are you ready?
05:12Yes,
05:13always ready.
05:14Choose,
05:15choose one.
05:16Go.
05:17Choose one.
05:18There,
05:19let me see.
05:21Here,
05:22you have to do well here.
05:23What's that?
05:24Our situation number one.
05:26Your boyfriend came to your house.
05:30Then one day,
05:32you'll see them together.
05:34He'll be with his wife.
05:36You'll confront him.
05:38What will you do to your wife?
05:40This is serious.
05:42There,
05:43you'll do the right thing.
05:44Okay?
05:45But what if
05:46she's alone?
05:47No,
05:48we should have someone with us.
05:49We should have.
05:50A real wife.
05:51So,
05:52she'll have
05:53her emotions boosted.
05:54Correct.
05:55Okay,
05:56because of that,
05:57you're lucky
05:58because we'll have
05:59the best actress
06:01for the movie,
06:02Wow!
06:03Kulam Ni Angel.
06:05There.
06:06Kulali!
06:07Kulali!
06:10Kulali Ni Angel.
06:12Let's welcome our
06:13Mema Squad member,
06:15Ian Red!
06:18He's not ready.
06:20There.
06:21Who's your boyfriend?
06:22It's Buboy.
06:23It's me, Buboy.
06:24Okay.
06:25You'll go there.
06:26You'll confront each other.
06:27I'll be the director.
06:28Okay.
06:29We'll walk.
06:30Ready?
06:31Lights!
06:32Camera!
06:33Action!
06:34Baby,
06:35do you want to buy
06:36a cellphone?
06:37You're too much.
06:38You're too much.
06:39I'm sorry.
06:40You're too much.
06:41I'm sorry.
06:42I'll do anything
06:43for you.
06:44I'll do anything
06:45for you, baby.
06:46Love you.
06:47Love you, too.
06:48Hey!
06:49You're too much.
06:50Hey, Buboy!
06:51Babe?
06:52I told you,
06:53I heard your voice.
06:54Who is he?
06:55Is this
06:56what you'll do to me?
06:57Why are you
06:58hitting me?
06:59Who is this?
07:00You're too much.
07:01Who is this
07:02girl?
07:03Babe, I'm sorry.
07:04Babe, I'm sorry.
07:05Do you know me?
07:06No, that's why I'm asking
07:07who you are.
07:08I'm Miss Gengeng
07:09of Marikinat.
07:10He's my boyfriend.
07:11Huh?
07:12What are you saying, Buboy?
07:13I don't know.
07:14I wanted to tell you
07:15but
07:16you suddenly
07:17bought shoes
07:18that's why
07:19that's why
07:20that's why
07:21that's why
07:22we went through
07:23money.
07:24Girl,
07:25you don't have money
07:26so you don't have the right
07:27to Buboy.
07:28You're his girlfriend.
07:29I don't have money
07:30but
07:31do you have
07:32the right
07:33to love Buboy?
07:34Yes.
07:35I really love Buboy.
07:36Me too.
07:37I can love him
07:38so don't get me involved
07:39with that girl.
07:40Let's go, Buboy.
07:41I don't want to talk to that girl.
07:42Really?
07:43Hold me, Buboy.
07:44I really can't stand
07:45this.
07:46Babe, don't fight here.
07:47Really?
07:48Buboy, hold me.
07:49Try it.
07:50Really?
07:51Go ahead.
07:52What is this?
07:53I don't know who she is.
07:54Try it first.
07:55I'll demand you.
07:56Okay.
07:58What is this?
07:59I'll demand you.
08:00Go ahead.
08:01Slap her.
08:02I have a conscience.
08:03The real slap.
08:05You're too much.
08:06You really want to slap me?
08:08In the ear.
08:09Are you mad?
08:10I'm your conscience.
08:11Slap her harder.
08:13I'm your conscience.
08:15Slap her harder.
08:16I should've told you this earlier.
08:18She's crying.
08:19Slap her harder.
08:20Go ahead.
08:21Try it.
08:22I'm having a hard time.
08:23You're just stealing Buboy.
08:24You're so fat.
08:25Are you mad?
08:26You're so fat.
08:28That's what they're saying.
08:29I heard it.
08:30Wait.
08:31Someone fell.
08:32Let's go back.
08:33Why is it like that?
08:35Hey, fairness.
08:37You're so good.
08:38What can you say?
08:39I'm the best actress.
08:40You're too old for me.
08:42I'll wait for you outside.
08:47Hey, fairness.
08:48I'm really pleased.
08:49You're really good at lying.
08:51Especially here.
08:52I'm sure your boyfriend is afraid of you.
08:55Thank you so much, Miss Aimee.
08:57Now, let's meet our second candidate.
09:02Miss Bea Fajardo.
09:05Come here.
09:06Come here, Bea.
09:07Hello.
09:08We've seen you since earlier.
09:09You're so jolly.
09:10You're so jolly.
09:11You're more handsome in person.
09:13Why on TV?
09:14Why on TV?
09:15Why on TV?
09:18You're so handsome.
09:19I'm handsome too.
09:20She's complimenting you.
09:21She's talking to you.
09:25Focus.
09:26No.
09:27She has a face.
09:30Hey, this is work.
09:31I'm kidding.
09:32Okay, Bea.
09:33Since you're here at GMA,
09:34our question for you is,
09:36who takes care of your six children?
09:40I don't have a child.
09:41Do you have one?
09:42I don't have a child.
09:43Why do you have six children?
09:44I don't have a child.
09:45I told you.
09:46She has a child.
09:48I don't have a child.
09:49I don't have a child.
09:50So, you don't have a child?
09:51I don't have a child.
09:52So, you really don't have a child, my friend?
09:54I'm a freelance model.
09:55You're a freelance model?
09:56Yes.
09:57I'm also a freelance model.
09:58Come on, everyone.
09:59I'm Miss Grant Philippines.
10:00Hello to my fans.
10:01Miss Grant.
10:02You should be loud.
10:03You should be energetic.
10:04Yes.
10:05Miss Grant candidate number two.
10:09Hello.
10:10The one you can't see but they have a heart.
10:14Miss T-Bot.
10:15Sweat, you're sweating.
10:16Wow.
10:19You're sweating.
10:21I'm sweating.
10:22You're sweating.
10:23I thought you were with Moodle.
10:26Yeah.
10:28Hi, Harleen.
10:29You don't like that?
10:31Do you want to appear on TV as well?
10:32Why not?
10:33I'm already here.
10:35Don't get jealous, if...
10:38And two of you who are sweating.
10:40I'm sweating.
10:41No.
10:42Your bangs are wet.
10:44Later you'll do that.
10:46Come closer.
10:47We've an scene.
10:48I'll show you.
10:49You have to choose two.
10:51The scenes are hard, but you can do it.
10:54Maybe one of them drowned earlier.
10:56No!
10:57That's new!
10:58This will be the scene.
10:59You chose situation number three.
11:02The situation is,
11:04your gossip is spreading in your neighborhood
11:07that you have a mole and three hairs on your left and right.
11:13What will you do?
11:15And here are your scenes.
11:17The gossip in the neighborhood.
11:19Of course, the best actress of the year,
11:22in 2028,
11:23advance,
11:24and she also won
11:26the famous best actress
11:28in the movie,
11:29Dighay Nikay.
11:33Bago Sumalakay.
11:37From Dubai.
11:38Ian Redd is back!
11:42He's still blushing until now.
11:45How are you?
11:46This is my neighborhood.
11:47I can't gossip here.
11:48Gossip in the neighborhood.
11:50Lights, camera, action!
11:53Yes, and you know what?
11:55She doesn't just have a mole.
11:57Hey!
11:59Marissa!
12:00I think I heard that you're gossiping.
12:03Is that true?
12:04What is it?
12:05I heard something.
12:06You heard something?
12:07Why are you gossiping that I have a mole?
12:10Wait, are you sure about what you're saying?
12:13Yes, because I heard that you're talking to someone behind my back.
12:16I'm not talking to you
12:18to tell me that you're the one I'm talking to.
12:20Do you know that I can sue you?
12:22Then sue me.
12:23I'm not afraid of you.
12:24You're afraid now.
12:25Okay.
12:26You're afraid.
12:28What?
12:29You shouldn't be doing that.
12:31Why?
12:32If you're talking to me,
12:33first of all,
12:34you're trespassing in my house.
12:35None of what you're saying is true.
12:37None?
12:38What's your problem?
12:39Because you're gossiping about me.
12:41I'm not gossiping.
12:42First of all, I'm talking to someone.
12:43She's gossiping about you.
12:44She's gossiping about you.
12:45Are you gossiping about me?
12:46Yes.
12:47I'm going to hurt you.
12:48Okay, I'm sorry.
12:50No, you're hurting me.
12:51She's gossiping about you.
12:52I'm telling you,
12:53she's gossiping about you.
12:54She's gossiping about you.
12:55I'm not gossiping.
12:56Yes, you're not.
12:57You smell so bad.
12:58What's your problem?
12:59You're nothing.
13:00There.
13:01For a second grade.
13:02There.
13:03Try hard.
13:04There.
13:05Sorry.
13:09Wait a minute.
13:10Wait a minute.
13:12Wait a minute.
13:14I'm really sorry.
13:19Copycat.
13:20It's good that you're a good person.
13:24You're the winner.
13:25I don't want to.
13:26You're so good.
13:27I don't want to fight anymore.
13:28You're worse than me.
13:32You're too much.
13:33You still don't like it.
13:34You're supposed to be gossiping about me.
13:37It's a waste.
13:38You'll regret it later.
13:40Thank you so much, Bea.
13:42Do you like Ian's face?
13:43Yes.
13:44Thank you so much.
13:45He was nervous.
13:47His face was red.
13:48He thought he was going to get slapped.
13:51Well, well, well.
13:52This time, let's call Zarina Laredo
13:56of Project 4 Quezon City.
14:00Hi, Zarina.
14:01Hello.
14:02How are you?
14:03How are you, QC?
14:05Hello, Project 4 Quezon City members.
14:08I'm here on TV.
14:10And on Facebook Live.
14:11We're on Facebook Live.
14:13What?
14:14Nothing.
14:16She's on YouTube.
14:18We heard that you're also into sports.
14:20Is that right?
14:21Athlete?
14:22Yes.
14:23What do you do?
14:25I play badminton.
14:26She plays badminton.
14:27She plays badminton.
14:28How does she play badminton?
14:29Volleyball.
14:30She plays volleyball.
14:32Is that badminton?
14:33Isn't it?
14:34It's juggling.
14:35How do you juggle?
14:36Like this.
14:37Is that juggling?
14:39Don't feed me.
14:40Sorry.
14:41Sorry.
14:42Sorry.
14:43Badminton.
14:44How long have you been doing that?
14:46Just now.
14:47Oh, just now.
14:48That's why you're good at it.
14:50Let's start.
14:51Just one.
14:52You don't have a choice.
14:53Just choose one.
14:54Okay?
14:55Okay.
14:56Go.
14:57I'll read it.
14:58Go, Booboy.
14:59Here it is.
15:00Your father asked you to be a badminton player.
15:03You can't accept it.
15:05What will you do?
15:06There.
15:08But your mother accepted it.
15:09Yes, your mother accepted it.
15:10Your father is a badminton player.
15:12No, you're the son.
15:13Yes.
15:14No.
15:16Your father is a badminton player.
15:17He will face you.
15:18Yes.
15:19You can't accept it.
15:20But your mother accepted it.
15:22Okay.
15:23Are you ready?
15:24Who will she be with?
15:25Right.
15:26This one.
15:27Who will she be with?
15:28She should be here.
15:29Where is her award-giving body?
15:30Oh!
15:31A while ago.
15:32Now, she just won an Oscar.
15:3632 minutes ago.
15:37Yes.
15:38Best Oscar.
15:39Best actress in the movie,
15:40Inipit ng Singit na May ****.
15:44There.
15:48May ****.
15:49Let's clap.
15:50Ian Red!
15:54He is your father.
15:56Bukas.
15:57Bukas?
15:58Yes.
15:59You're one of the parents.
16:00He's Inipit, right?
16:01Inipit.
16:02Bukas ng tanod.
16:03Okay.
16:04A while ago, we said that your husband is with your mother.
16:05Who is your mother?
16:06Kuya Vince.
16:07Kuya Vince, you're his mother.
16:08He still doesn't want it.
16:09He doesn't want it.
16:12Okay.
16:13Game.
16:14Are you ready?
16:15Ready.
16:16Internalize.
16:17This should be serious.
16:18When he faces you,
16:19what will you feel?
16:20What do you want to say to him?
16:21Okay.
16:22Are you ready?
16:23Ready.
16:24Okay.
16:25Famas, ready?
16:26Yes.
16:27Oscar.
16:28It's an Oscar.
16:29Lights.
16:30Camera.
16:31Action.
16:32Son.
16:35Dad, why?
16:37I'm shy with you, son.
16:38It's like...
16:41Why does it look like he wants to say something?
16:44Is that what you want?
16:46Antibot.
16:47Antibot.
16:48Not...
16:49That's what you're doing.
16:50Okay.
16:51Again.
16:52Okay.
16:53Action again.
16:543, 2, 1.
16:55Light 2.
16:56Action.
16:57Son.
16:58You're beautiful today, son.
16:59Dad.
17:00What should I say?
17:01I want to tell you something,
17:02but I'm hesitating because
17:05I'm afraid to tell you
17:06because you might not accept it.
17:09Dad, I've been afraid of your face for a long time, dad.
17:11That's a different story, son.
17:14I'll tell you something else.
17:16Okay, dad.
17:18I hope you'll be angry.
17:20Why?
17:21You're beautiful.
17:23I'm gay, son.
17:24I'm gay, son.
17:25I'm gay, son.
17:26Dad, don't joke like that, dad.
17:28It's true.
17:29I've been hiding it for a long time,
17:30but your mom knows.
17:31We're okay.
17:33You might be ashamed of me.
17:35No, dad.
17:36But,
17:37in that case,
17:38it's like...
17:39I'm gay.
17:40I won't be angry.
17:41You should be angry here, son.
17:42No, I won't be angry.
17:44But, you know what?
17:45Ma'am.
17:46Ma'am.
17:47How are you?
17:48I'm angry.
17:49Sis, great.
17:50Is he your father?
17:51Yes, I'm his father.
17:53What does he owe you?
17:54We heard it.
17:55I want to be honest.
17:56What?
17:57He's gay.
17:58Your father is gay?
17:59Then, you should face it.
18:01Your son is gay.
18:03He's a fake.
18:04Show me.
18:05I'm gay, dad.
18:06No, show me.
18:08Son,
18:09are you serious?
18:10You're a fake, too?
18:11Yes.
18:12You're really beautiful.
18:15Son, thank you.
18:16I accept it, son.
18:17You're good.
18:18Huh?
18:19Number one is still bad.
18:20You're not good.
18:22And, cut!
18:23Wow!
18:24Thank you very much,
18:25Candidate number three.
18:27You're so bashful.
18:29Oh!
18:30Come here.
18:31Come here in the middle.
18:32Come up.
18:33I can see your faces.
18:34Did you remove your masks?
18:36It looks like you enjoyed.
18:37Did you enjoy?
18:38Number one!
18:58Oh, my God.