The Great Indian Kapil Show S2 5th October 2024 EP 3
The Great Indian Kapil Show S2 5th October 2024 EP 3
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00:00:00Come on!
00:00:01Come on!
00:00:02Come on!
00:00:03Good evening and welcome to the show.
00:00:32I'm Arshad.
00:00:33I'm here with a great Indian Kapil Show.
00:00:35So Arshadji, today we are celebrating India.
00:00:36When it comes to celebrating in India, there is one thing that is celebrated in full force
00:00:38all over India, and that is cricket.
00:00:39You all know about it.
00:00:40And this time around, our team India has won the T20 World Cup 17 years ago and has won
00:00:41the Indian Championship.
00:00:42And today we are celebrating India.
00:00:43And I don't know whether you've heard about it or not, but today India has won the India
00:00:44Cup.
00:00:45And if you've heard about it, you know that India has won the Indian Championship.
00:00:46You know that India has won it.
00:00:47India is the best in the world.
00:00:48And we know that it's a great, great, great world.
00:00:49India is the best.
00:00:50And today we are celebrating India.
00:00:51In India, it is celebrated with great zeal and that is cricket, as you all know.
00:00:58And this time, our team India has won the T20 World Cup after 17 years and has given us another chance to celebrate.
00:01:07And today, some special guests are going to come from Team India.
00:01:10Please welcome, Rohit Sharma,
00:01:16Suryakumar Yadav,
00:01:18Arjit Singh,
00:01:21Shivam Dubey,
00:01:22and Akshar Patel.
00:01:45India! India! India!
00:02:16Please give a big round of applause for our guests.
00:02:24Thank you, kids. Thank you so much.
00:02:28India! India!
00:02:49I would like to congratulate and thank all our players.
00:02:54You have given India another chance to celebrate.
00:02:57And what a celebration it was in India.
00:03:03Rohit, you know, when you won the World Cup, there were only two things going on.
00:03:07One was about your World Cup and the other was when you came to our show.
00:03:09I mean, wow!
00:03:14You all must have seen on social media that after winning the T20 World Cup,
00:03:17when Team India came back to Mumbai,
00:03:19there was a celebration here at night.
00:03:21You all know.
00:03:25By the way, there was so much crowd at Marine Drive.
00:03:27Some people were saying that the bus they came in,
00:03:30the driver wasn't driving it.
00:03:31People were pushing it.
00:03:33Because the driver himself was busy taking selfies with them.
00:03:37But the cricket lovers were happy.
00:03:39The boys who went to Marine Drive with their girlfriends,
00:03:42they were very sad.
00:03:43Why?
00:03:44One boy was even talking in the media.
00:03:46He said, I gave them two Sukhi Bhel and an ice cream.
00:03:48And the flying kiss was for Rohit Sharma.
00:03:51All this was happening.
00:03:53The husbands who pick up their wives' phone in one ring,
00:03:56they were also silent that day.
00:03:58Why?
00:03:59They knew that the wife would get upset and come back in a few days.
00:04:01The trophy came after 17 years.
00:04:03Celebration.
00:04:04Congratulations.
00:04:05Please come.
00:04:13And it was a very commendable performance, Rohit bhai.
00:04:15Of the entire team.
00:04:16And you also batted very well.
00:04:18I saw that after winning the match,
00:04:20Rohit bhai was eating the mud from the pitch with his lips.
00:04:26So Rohit bhai, were you tasting the taste of victory?
00:04:29Or did you feel the lack of iron after playing?
00:04:33What was the feeling at that time?
00:04:34No, at that time, it was just that we have worked so hard for so many years.
00:04:39And we play on that pitch.
00:04:41We get happiness from that pitch.
00:04:43We also get sad on that pitch.
00:04:46So I just wanted to taste the taste of mud after winning the final.
00:04:59When Rohit bhai tasted the taste of mud,
00:05:01we all got a little taste of it.
00:05:04Because it's everyone's victory.
00:05:06And that moment was very special.
00:05:07When Rohit bhai went in his robotic style.
00:05:09Where did this come from in your mind?
00:05:10No, this was not a plan.
00:05:12It just happened.
00:05:13In the flow.
00:05:14I thought, let's do something different.
00:05:16You don't win the World Cup every day.
00:05:18So when you win, you should do something different.
00:05:20So I just went in that rhythm, in that atmosphere.
00:05:24Whatever it was, it was very good.
00:05:30Rohit bhai, you came in our first season.
00:05:32So you were a runner-up in the World Cup.
00:05:34This time you have come, you are the world champion.
00:05:36Do you agree that we are lucky for you?
00:05:38Yes.
00:05:43I agree that you are lucky.
00:05:44But you also have to agree that
00:05:46since I came here, your show has become number one.
00:05:49Yes.
00:05:55And you also got the tick mark for the second season.
00:05:58Yes, I got the second one too.
00:05:59Great.
00:06:02By the way, when a team wins in the Olympics,
00:06:04let's say someone gets silver,
00:06:06they give it to everyone.
00:06:07I saw you get only one trophy.
00:06:09So who keeps it?
00:06:10The trophy actually goes to the office of the BCCI.
00:06:12Okay.
00:06:13When we were in Barbados,
00:06:14we were stuck there for three days.
00:06:16Hurricane had come.
00:06:17They had closed the entire island.
00:06:19So all of us were stuck in the hotel.
00:06:21So the boys took the trophy to their room for 15 minutes.
00:06:25Slept together.
00:06:26Okay.
00:06:27Clicked photos.
00:06:28Kept it with them.
00:06:29And it was so important for all of us.
00:06:32I know that our country
00:06:34has been waiting for so long to win this trophy.
00:06:36So I am very happy for the entire country.
00:06:38Great.
00:06:44Rohit Bhai said that everyone spent some time with the trophy.
00:06:47We saw a photo of the sun.
00:06:49I want to show it here.
00:06:50Please show it.
00:06:56Both husband and wife are sleeping with the trophy in the middle.
00:07:00This is not a photo of the night.
00:07:01It's of the morning.
00:07:05Suraj, didn't your family say that this trophy will go to the office of the BCCI after two days?
00:07:09Both husband and wife should get such a permanent trophy.
00:07:14Which is always in the middle.
00:07:18Brother, this trophy has come.
00:07:19That will also come.
00:07:20Yes, that too.
00:07:24What did the other boys do when you were stuck in the hotel for three days?
00:07:27What did you do?
00:07:28You are also single.
00:07:29So you won't be able to do much.
00:07:31My brother told me that he gave the trophy to everyone for 15 minutes and clicked photos.
00:07:35Out of that, 10 minutes was spent with the family.
00:07:37Because the family was traveling together.
00:07:38Okay.
00:07:39Dad is busy posting in his friends' group that we have won the trophy.
00:07:42Mom is posting her WhatsApp status.
00:07:46So he is posting his status that yes, we have won.
00:07:48So I got time to click a couple of photos in the end.
00:07:51The rest of the time he has clicked the photos.
00:07:53Okay.
00:07:54And what did you do?
00:07:56Nothing.
00:07:57I was getting the feeling that we have become champions or something.
00:08:00Because we were standing in the line.
00:08:02We were standing in the line for breakfast.
00:08:04We were standing in the line for lunch.
00:08:11But when India landed, we got to know what happened.
00:08:13So we were just doing that.
00:08:15Then we had Siraj with us.
00:08:16He was talking about himself.
00:08:18That DK Bhai took my interview in English.
00:08:21I don't know, he got 14...
00:08:24There are so many people, everyone knows English.
00:08:26I don't know why he took my interview in English.
00:08:29All this was going on.
00:08:33So did you give your interview in English properly?
00:08:35Yes, I did.
00:08:36I don't even know what I said at that time.
00:08:41Siraj left half of the interview and ran away.
00:08:43He said, my English tip is over.
00:08:49So Mr. Dubey, little Sanjay Dutt.
00:08:52He is smiling.
00:08:54Mr. Dubey, what were you doing in the hotel for three days?
00:08:56Like Akshar said, we were standing in the line for breakfast.
00:08:59But I make my dad feel very proud.
00:09:03Because he thinks that the level I have achieved,
00:09:07he has worked very hard for me.
00:09:10Then I wanted to reach home soon.
00:09:12I met him when I reached Bombay.
00:09:14So I hugged him.
00:09:15Then I felt that yes, I have achieved something.
00:09:18Such a proud man.
00:09:21Yes, I have achieved something.
00:09:24I couldn't meet Akshar.
00:09:26We are meeting for the second time.
00:09:28Last time when Akshar came on our show, he was single.
00:09:30And now when we are meeting for the second time,
00:09:32he is married.
00:09:33So what do we expect?
00:09:34That when we meet for the third time,
00:09:38can we get a chance to see a younger Akshar?
00:09:40This question is actually for your fans.
00:09:42I am asking them.
00:09:43Yes, we can meet.
00:09:44My favorite heroine, last time I also told you that
00:09:47Deepika Padukone.
00:09:49Forget that, Mr. Patel.
00:09:53See, one plot has only one registration.
00:10:00So, there must have been some good news.
00:10:04Yes, there must have been some good news.
00:10:05So, maybe there will be some good news from my side too.
00:10:07Let's pray for us.
00:10:12Like Shivam was saying that
00:10:14I want to make my father proud.
00:10:16So it happened.
00:10:17And every parent dreams that
00:10:18when their child does something good,
00:10:20they should see it with their own eyes.
00:10:22But when Arshdeep is playing,
00:10:24I have heard that his father closes his eyes.
00:10:26Why?
00:10:27He is praying that whatever happens, it should be good.
00:10:30So I told him that closing his eyes or opening his eyes
00:10:32won't make a difference.
00:10:33What is happening, at least see it.
00:10:35I have specially asked for tickets from the team
00:10:37that my family is coming to watch the match.
00:10:39And you are not even watching the match,
00:10:40so what is the use of that?
00:10:42So he said, no, this is our tradition.
00:10:43This is how we see it.
00:10:44So I said, okay then.
00:10:45If it's going well, then keep it that way.
00:10:47If something goes wrong later,
00:10:48then I will ask you to open your eyes.
00:10:53Shivam, you play with two teams.
00:10:55In IPL, you play with Dhoni's team too.
00:10:57You play with Rohit too.
00:10:59Which captain do you like more?
00:11:05He is trapped.
00:11:06You have asked a very difficult question.
00:11:11How do you give the credit for coming to cricket?
00:11:13I give the credit to my father for coming to cricket.
00:11:20Apart from him, I feel that whoever I am playing with,
00:11:24whether I am playing in Chennai or in an Indian team,
00:11:26he is the best for me at that time.
00:11:28Well done, Dubey ji.
00:11:29Very good answer.
00:11:37I think he had thought of the answer to this question
00:11:40two days ago.
00:11:42No, the time is about to come.
00:11:56Hi, Lucia.
00:12:04First, the guests have come.
00:12:05Take the order from them.
00:12:07Caps was saying the same thing in Morocco.
00:12:09What will you take?
00:12:10He has not come to Morocco.
00:12:11He has come to Hindi.
00:12:13Why are you asking in Morocco?
00:12:16She has come to our cafe to do an internship in Morocco.
00:12:19Do you know them, Lucia?
00:12:21Who doesn't know them?
00:12:24They are very big cats.
00:12:29Balle Baaz.
00:12:32Her Hindi is in the ICU.
00:12:35No, no, no.
00:12:36I have learnt all my Hindi.
00:12:39Learn a little more.
00:12:40It is raw.
00:12:42It is not roasted.
00:12:43It is roasted.
00:12:45Okay, leave that.
00:12:46My Punjabi is even better.
00:12:48Brother Arsh.
00:12:51Will you learn?
00:12:52I will give you whatever you give me in love.
00:13:02Brother said it.
00:13:03Now if he asks for water, it is a big deal.
00:13:09Arsh is so naughty.
00:13:11Oh my God.
00:13:14Sky.
00:13:15Surya.
00:13:16Kumar.
00:13:17Yadav.
00:13:18What should I give?
00:13:19Should I give him a chance?
00:13:22Say it all, Lucia.
00:13:23Should I give him a cafe or a chance?
00:13:24If you say chance, he will find a chance.
00:13:29He is already married, Caps.
00:13:32He is already married.
00:13:33But he also catches foreign cats.
00:13:35Didn't you see?
00:13:39I will leave it.
00:13:41Mr. Rohit.
00:13:42Now tell me.
00:13:43What food do you want?
00:13:44Do you know what we have?
00:13:45Brewats.
00:13:56Which dish is in our restaurant?
00:13:58We don't know.
00:14:01Caps.
00:14:02We have samosa.
00:14:08See.
00:14:09In a thing worth Rs. 20,
00:14:10she sells it for Rs. 450.
00:14:15So, what do you want?
00:14:17Black suits too, by the way.
00:14:19Very nice.
00:14:30Mr. Dubey.
00:14:31Lucia only comes to take orders.
00:14:33She will definitely come to give orders.
00:14:34There she is.
00:14:38I don't want anything.
00:14:42So, will you tell me later?
00:14:43Yes, coffee for everyone.
00:14:44Okay.
00:14:45I will leave now.
00:14:46The audience will tell if you are leaving or not.
00:14:51Lucia is a very nice girl.
00:14:52Lucia, keep coming.
00:14:53Okay.
00:14:54Rohit, I love you a lot.
00:14:58Bye.
00:14:59Bisou, bisou.
00:15:00I am hungry.
00:15:01Bring food quickly.
00:15:04The answer that Harshdeep gave.
00:15:09I thought he was very innocent.
00:15:11I will take whatever you give me with love.
00:15:16I am watching your show.
00:15:17I am learning to talk from there.
00:15:18Yes.
00:15:23You are from my area, right?
00:15:24Yes.
00:15:25So, we are a little natural.
00:15:27Yes, naughty.
00:15:28Love.
00:15:29You are naughty.
00:15:30Naughty.
00:15:31We believe in sharing love.
00:15:32Yes, in sharing love.
00:15:33But you should give the most love to your wife.
00:15:35Every family has an aunt
00:15:37and you have to stop them.
00:15:41In the final, the catch that Surya caught of David Miller
00:15:44was a very historical catch.
00:15:51When the ball was flying in the air,
00:15:53I saw people watching it on TV
00:15:54as if they are going to catch it.
00:15:58People were scared that the catch will be caught or not.
00:16:01Was it going on in your mind that if God doesn't do it,
00:16:03if it is not caught,
00:16:04then my blanket can be beaten at night?
00:16:08Do you have such thoughts in your mind?
00:16:10No.
00:16:11When I ran first, I saw that the ball was very far.
00:16:13Okay.
00:16:14And then I saw Rohit Bhai
00:16:15that he was standing on the other side on the long run.
00:16:17Then I thought that I will run and do one thing.
00:16:19I will catch it and throw it inside.
00:16:20Yes.
00:16:21One, two runs or three runs
00:16:22or maximum four runs.
00:16:24Even then if it comes out of five,
00:16:25then we have a chance.
00:16:26But when I got a little closer,
00:16:28there was an opportunity
00:16:29that I can catch it and throw it inside.
00:16:31And then at that time,
00:16:32the balance was there
00:16:34and when I threw it and caught it,
00:16:36it was amazing.
00:16:37It was amazing.
00:16:48At one time,
00:16:49you needed only 30 runs on 30 balls.
00:16:51And there were a lot of wickets left in South Africa.
00:16:53What was going on in your mind at that time, Rohit Bhai?
00:16:55Wasn't it difficult for him to take 30 runs in 30 balls?
00:16:58No.
00:16:59And he had a lot of wickets left.
00:17:01He was also playing as a set batsman.
00:17:03We all had a little tension on our faces.
00:17:08We were also a little scared.
00:17:13But at that time,
00:17:15first of all,
00:17:16the captain has to show a strong face.
00:17:18Right.
00:17:19To the whole team.
00:17:20That there is no need to panic.
00:17:22Because the way the wicket was going,
00:17:24anything could have happened in that wicket.
00:17:27Because when we were also batting,
00:17:28our wickets fell,
00:17:30then the partnership was formed,
00:17:31then the wickets fell in the end.
00:17:33So we also expected that this could happen with them too.
00:17:35And South Africa's batting was ending at 7th number.
00:17:38So we had to take out only one wicket somehow.
00:17:40Klassen and Miller were both playing.
00:17:43One of them had to be out somehow.
00:17:45But no one knows this thing.
00:17:47Actually,
00:17:48when he needed 30 runs in 30 balls,
00:17:51before that,
00:17:52there was a small break.
00:17:53Okay.
00:17:54Our Rishabh Pant had stopped the game by using his brain.
00:17:57Okay.
00:17:58That something is stuck in knee.
00:18:00So he started taping and wiping.
00:18:02He slowed down the game.
00:18:03Because the game was going fast.
00:18:05And at that time,
00:18:06the batsman thinks that the bowler should give the ball to me fast.
00:18:09The rhythm was made,
00:18:10so he had to break the rhythm.
00:18:11So I was setting the field,
00:18:12talking to the bowler.
00:18:13At that time, I saw that Rishabh Pant had fallen down.
00:18:17Physio has come.
00:18:18Physio is taping him.
00:18:20It slowed down.
00:18:21Klassen is waiting there
00:18:22that the match will start sometime.
00:18:23The match will start sometime.
00:18:25I don't think that can happen.
00:18:27But there can be one reason that
00:18:29our Rishabh Pant used his brain
00:18:30and our work got done.
00:18:36So that's how it happened.
00:18:37Hardik took the wicket in that over of Klassen.
00:18:40Then from there,
00:18:41pressure started building on him.
00:18:42And then all the boys came together
00:18:44and we told their batsmen a few things.
00:18:48I can't share that here now,
00:18:50but it was necessary to do.
00:18:53Because we had to win that match somehow.
00:18:57So even if we had to pay a few fines to win,
00:19:00that's not a problem.
00:19:01That was in my mind.
00:19:02So I told the boys,
00:19:03say whatever you want, Bindas.
00:19:05We will handle the umpires and the referees later.
00:19:14You were playing the World Cup together.
00:19:16You are such old friends.
00:19:18After winning the World Cup,
00:19:19who partied the most?
00:19:28Say whatever you want, Bindas.
00:19:31Rohit bhai.
00:19:32Rohit bhai, Kuldeep.
00:19:38Didn't you hear the question?
00:19:39No, he's asking about Fela.
00:19:40Oh, Fela.
00:19:43First of all, Chahal must have spread.
00:19:47How much would Chahal have spread?
00:19:49Chahal is so small.
00:19:51How much would it have spread?
00:19:52No, it spread all over the restaurant.
00:19:58Who slept the most that night?
00:20:00I don't think anyone slept that night.
00:20:02The one who slept,
00:20:03I woke him up and called him.
00:20:05The one who was sleeping?
00:20:06Yes.
00:20:09People are tired of saying this.
00:20:10You won't get such an opportunity again and again.
00:20:12So whenever you get it,
00:20:13use it well.
00:20:14I didn't say it so lovingly on the phone, but...
00:20:22Okay, there are a lot of cricket lovers here.
00:20:24All of them actually.
00:20:25A very special guest has come here.
00:20:27A big round of applause for Sudhir.
00:20:33Let me tell you one thing about him.
00:20:35Yes.
00:20:36Sudhir is our first and the most genuine fan of Team India.
00:20:39Wow.
00:20:40Whenever our bus comes to the stadium,
00:20:43the crowd goes wild.
00:20:44Whenever there's a boundary,
00:20:46or a six,
00:20:47or the opposition's wicket goes in,
00:20:49the crowd goes wild.
00:20:51Wow.
00:20:53Thank you, thank you so much.
00:20:56This is not a flag,
00:20:57this is a declaration of war.
00:20:58Team India is the best.
00:21:12Hail Mother India!
00:21:16Hail Mother India!
00:21:22Are you married?
00:21:23No sir, I'm a bachelor.
00:21:24That's why you roam around so much.
00:21:27Where does your wife let you go?
00:21:31But this is a matter of courage.
00:21:32God forbid, if you ever get upset,
00:21:34don't take a conch with you that day.
00:21:40Sudhir bhai, tell me one thing.
00:21:41Like sometimes you find out that
00:21:42you lost the match,
00:21:44do you go home and remove the paint
00:21:46or do you start scratching there?
00:21:49But I saw that you paint the whole body there, right?
00:21:52Yes sir.
00:21:53Do you fill it up or leave space for underwear?
00:21:57Why do you want to know this?
00:22:01What will you do with all this knowledge?
00:22:02It's a question of people, Amma.
00:22:08You too have a lot of interest in cricket.
00:22:10Do you want to ask something?
00:22:11I want to ask something,
00:22:12but we are from the film industry,
00:22:14so I will give you a title or a name for a film,
00:22:17and you have to tell me
00:22:18which player this title suits,
00:22:20which cricketer.
00:22:21Okay?
00:22:22So, there is a film called Dabangg.
00:22:37Tell me, what was Dubey saying?
00:22:40He keeps looking at me.
00:22:41Why is he looking at me?
00:22:44I am not looking at you, I am not looking at anything.
00:22:48Bhaji, why are you looking here?
00:22:50We have a lot of Dabanggs,
00:22:52because there are people of that style in our team.
00:22:54But the main Dabangg is the captain.
00:23:00Okay, who is Gajni, who forgets a lot?
00:23:09This is my real title.
00:23:10At the time of the toss, he forgets the name.
00:23:14No, no, we don't forget the name, no one forgets it.
00:23:20This has happened many times.
00:23:21When you exchange team sheets,
00:23:24you are given the coin.
00:23:25Then later, suddenly,
00:23:27the announcers, like Ravi Bhai,
00:23:30announced that the captain is here,
00:23:34captain A, captain B is here,
00:23:36the match referee is here,
00:23:37let's have a coin toss.
00:23:39So I was thinking, where is the coin?
00:23:41I don't have it.
00:23:43So this has happened many times.
00:23:45And this is not from now,
00:23:46this is a habit from childhood.
00:23:50The person is focused on his work.
00:23:52Yes.
00:23:53It's fun, ask more.
00:23:55Who is the bluff master?
00:24:01Say it, whoever it is, say it.
00:24:03Dubey is sitting on the hotspot,
00:24:05he is taking everyone's name.
00:24:07Actually, Dubey knows everyone inside and outside.
00:24:09That's why.
00:24:10No, I know some players,
00:24:11but that name...
00:24:13Say it.
00:24:14It's Surya, Surya.
00:24:15The bluff master is Surya.
00:24:16What are you saying?
00:24:17Where did he come from?
00:24:19He is saying anything.
00:24:20Say more.
00:24:24But why?
00:24:25Say it.
00:24:26I mean, like he does batting,
00:24:28bowlers don't expect
00:24:30that he does different things.
00:24:31Let's call him a 360 degree player.
00:24:34So I feel that
00:24:35a bowler is one step ahead
00:24:36of what he is not thinking.
00:24:38And he will always do it differently.
00:24:39That you are thinking,
00:24:40he will not play like this,
00:24:41he will hit like this.
00:24:42That's a fabulous thing then.
00:24:43Surya,
00:24:44he is complimenting you.
00:24:49Thank you, Dubey.
00:24:52There is another film,
00:24:53it's name is Nautanki Sala.
00:24:59Kuldeep is the most dramatic.
00:25:00Kuldeep.
00:25:02It's too sunny, brother.
00:25:03You have turned red like a tomato.
00:25:06Rohit bhai, it's sunny,
00:25:07take batting.
00:25:11Kuldeep Yadav.
00:25:12Kuldeep Yadav,
00:25:13he is the most dramatic.
00:25:15After this episode,
00:25:16make the whole team fight.
00:25:18Isn't it?
00:25:22These days,
00:25:23there is so much technology.
00:25:24A girl has been created
00:25:25with artificial intelligence.
00:25:26You must have heard of Siri,
00:25:27whose name is Miss Siri.
00:25:29Miss Siri.
00:25:43Hello.
00:25:46Hello.
00:25:54Hello, Cap.
00:25:55Hello.
00:25:56Hello, Sky.
00:25:57Hello.
00:25:58Hello, Shivam.
00:25:59Hi.
00:26:00Hello, XR.
00:26:01Hello, Arsh.
00:26:02Aala re aala,
00:26:03Mumbai cha raja aala.
00:26:08This is Miss Siri.
00:26:09This is my personal
00:26:10artificial intelligence.
00:26:11Wait a minute, Kapil.
00:26:12This artificial intelligence
00:26:13is fine,
00:26:14but I don't believe
00:26:15that it is yours
00:26:16and intelligent.
00:26:19Don't make fun
00:26:20of my boss.
00:26:21No.
00:26:22Otherwise,
00:26:23I will tell everyone
00:26:24that you have taken
00:26:25Rs. 2000 from your relatives
00:26:26to show Rohit Sharma.
00:26:30You have put your own
00:26:31brain in this.
00:26:32I didn't find anyone else,
00:26:33so I thought
00:26:34to put my own.
00:26:37Okay, I will ask a question.
00:26:39So, Miss Siri,
00:26:40you tell me,
00:26:41weather forecast.
00:26:42How is the weather today?
00:26:46The weather is 30 degrees Celsius
00:26:48and for you,
00:26:49it is 2 pegs.
00:26:56She is giving the wrong answer.
00:26:57This is artificial intelligence.
00:26:58She is absolutely right.
00:26:59Yes, she is right.
00:27:00I am not giving the wrong answer.
00:27:01You are asking the wrong question.
00:27:03Yesterday, Dinesh was asking me,
00:27:05find a theka near me.
00:27:06I said,
00:27:07the way you smell,
00:27:08I think you are the theka.
00:27:12Then he asked me,
00:27:13will you marry me?
00:27:15I said,
00:27:16hey drunkard, listen.
00:27:19I am AI,
00:27:20not a fool.
00:27:26Miss Siri knows everything.
00:27:27After the World Cup,
00:27:28everyone's messages
00:27:29have come.
00:27:30Miss Siri knows that too.
00:27:31Isn't it, Miss Siri?
00:27:33First message
00:27:34for Rohit Sharma.
00:27:38Oh God, Rohit,
00:27:39this is Farah Khan.
00:27:42Rohit, you are too good.
00:27:44Your math was so intense.
00:27:46Oh my God,
00:27:47my picture doesn't have
00:27:48as much suspense
00:27:49as the math.
00:27:57So, boys,
00:27:58we have come to the end
00:27:59of our show.
00:28:01So, boys,
00:28:02wow.
00:28:03Next message
00:28:04from Rakhi Sawant
00:28:05for Arshdeep.
00:28:10Arshdeep,
00:28:11I am Rakhi Sawant.
00:28:14I am single
00:28:15and I am ready
00:28:16to be mingle.
00:28:19Arshdeep,
00:28:20I think,
00:28:21I will be looking for
00:28:22true love
00:28:23till I die.
00:28:27Arshdeep,
00:28:28if you bowl,
00:28:29make sure
00:28:30that I am a wicket.
00:28:31Make me a clean bolt.
00:28:34Oh my God,
00:28:35great, great.
00:28:36Bravo.
00:28:41I just got a call
00:28:42from my family.
00:28:43My marriage is fixed.
00:28:48Last message
00:28:49from Archana.
00:28:50Enough, enough, enough.
00:28:51AI is already
00:28:52taking away
00:28:53people's jobs.
00:28:54Leave my job.
00:28:55Are you crazy?
00:28:57Oh no,
00:28:58AI already detected.
00:29:01Exit mode on.
00:29:02Bye, bye.
00:29:04Bye, bye.
00:29:12In life,
00:29:13Mr. Rohit,
00:29:14in our industry,
00:29:15if an actor
00:29:16does well in a film,
00:29:17he starts giving advice
00:29:18to others
00:29:19that you should
00:29:20do this kind of film.
00:29:21It's not just
00:29:22in our industry,
00:29:23it must be the same
00:29:24in your industry too.
00:29:25In fact,
00:29:26our public,
00:29:27we keep giving our advice.
00:29:28So we have
00:29:29some of your pictures.
00:29:30Below that,
00:29:31there are some
00:29:32people's opinions,
00:29:33questions.
00:29:34I want to show you.
00:29:35It will be fun.
00:29:42People get itchy
00:29:43to comment.
00:29:44The first photo
00:29:45is of the captain.
00:29:46Mr. Rohit has put
00:29:47this photo
00:29:48on the beach
00:29:49and has written
00:29:50Anarkali's phone was there.
00:29:51It's very important
00:29:52to eat ice cream.
00:29:53What is this,
00:29:54Mr. Rohit?
00:29:55When we were
00:29:56kids,
00:29:57he used to do
00:29:58all this
00:29:59and we used to
00:30:00have fun.
00:30:01So this is
00:30:02the most famous
00:30:03dialogue
00:30:04of our Bhajigarh movie.
00:30:05And one of
00:30:06my favorite
00:30:07movies also.
00:30:08Come,
00:30:09let's see
00:30:10the comments
00:30:11below.
00:30:12I just want to
00:30:13know who
00:30:14Anarkali is
00:30:15and what
00:30:16ice cream is.
00:30:17Because married
00:30:18people
00:30:19often talk
00:30:20in code words.
00:30:22Rohit bhai,
00:30:23no matter
00:30:24how sweet
00:30:25the girl's voice
00:30:26is,
00:30:27don't tell
00:30:28OTP.
00:30:29I lost
00:30:3026 of them
00:30:31yesterday.
00:30:34Show me more.
00:30:36I think
00:30:37the food
00:30:38delivery guy
00:30:39called.
00:30:40He is
00:30:41standing
00:30:42on the other
00:30:43side of the
00:30:44river.
00:30:45Sir,
00:30:46if you have
00:30:47ordered
00:30:48fish for
00:30:49lunch,
00:30:51someone
00:30:52replied to him.
00:30:53Ha ha ha,
00:30:54it was fun.
00:30:55You talk
00:30:56so bad,
00:30:57don't you feel
00:30:58guilty?
00:31:00Show me more.
00:31:02Oh,
00:31:03brother.
00:31:05This is
00:31:06Surya's
00:31:07photo,
00:31:08summer ready.
00:31:09Where were
00:31:10you going
00:31:11wearing these
00:31:12clothes, Surya?
00:31:13I wasn't going
00:31:14anywhere,
00:31:15brother.
00:31:16I was
00:31:17shooting.
00:31:18You wore
00:31:19these clothes
00:31:20for the
00:31:21shoot.
00:31:22You
00:31:23wore
00:31:24these clothes
00:31:25for the
00:31:26shoot,
00:31:27brother.
00:31:28I
00:31:29have
00:31:30never
00:31:31wanted to
00:31:32go to
00:31:33Goa
00:31:34with you.
00:31:35But
00:31:36I
00:31:37have
00:31:38already
00:31:39done
00:31:40enough
00:31:41shopping
00:31:42with you.
00:31:43You
00:31:44look like
00:31:45a شبوت
00:31:46pineapple.
00:31:47I
00:31:48Life is a balance of holding on and letting go.
00:31:51If you tell us the meaning of this, it would be very kind of you.
00:31:55Mr. Patel, what does this mean?
00:31:59You should keep a balance in life.
00:32:01Sometimes you have to let go and sometimes you have to keep it.
00:32:03That's a very good, deep explanation.
00:32:06I will send this line to Mr. Siddhu Jupa.
00:32:10Sometimes you have to let go of things.
00:32:13Everyone has their own.
00:32:15Let's read the comments below.
00:32:17Looks like he doesn't know how to swim.
00:32:18That's why he needs a photo like this.
00:32:22Brother, it's also possible that he has only one neck.
00:32:28Show me more.
00:32:32His neck may be stiff, but the photo shouldn't be ruined.
00:32:39This guy is definitely from Gujarat.
00:32:41He is having a dry day in the pool.
00:32:47Brother, these were the best two comments.
00:32:49Show me more.
00:32:52Arshdeep Singh has written, live life king size.
00:32:55Nice. Let's see what the comments below are.
00:32:58Son, Chris Gayle's career is done.
00:33:00You focus on cricket.
00:33:04Looking at Chris Gayle,
00:33:06I feel he will catch a live fish and eat it.
00:33:10Show me more.
00:33:13In the fast waves of the sea,
00:33:14elastic underwears can deceive you.
00:33:18Only the underwear with a string can deceive you.
00:33:25How long is Gayle's underwear?
00:33:26The underwear ends where the white underwear ends.
00:33:33Naughty people.
00:33:35Show me more.
00:33:36Dubey has put up a photo.
00:33:37Sunset breeze, always colourful.
00:33:40Where is this photo from, Mr. Dubey?
00:33:42We went to Ireland last year.
00:33:43We went there in 2023.
00:33:45We were eating food there.
00:33:46So, I clicked a photo and put it up.
00:33:48There is no food on the table.
00:33:51Before eating.
00:33:52Okay. It's a very nice photo.
00:33:54Let's see the comments below.
00:33:57Sunset is just an excuse.
00:33:58He has come to set himself.
00:34:02These are the same four people
00:34:03who are told by the society what the four people will say.
00:34:08Show me more.
00:34:10Which place is this? I have also been there.
00:34:12It's right in front of Meera Road.
00:34:16What is he saying?
00:34:20Is that all?
00:34:22Shivam, whatever questions I am asking you all today...
00:34:25I have some, but many of your fans also have some.
00:34:27They are saying that you are so handsome.
00:34:29If you were not a cricketer,
00:34:30what would you have been? What do you think?
00:34:32I used to go for acting.
00:34:34I had thought about it, but I always wanted to play cricket.
00:34:37So, I never thought about it again.
00:34:39Because two things at the same time...
00:34:41But people are asking, what would you have done if you were not a cricketer?
00:34:46I would have definitely done it.
00:35:37I would have definitely done it.
00:35:41This was not in my control.
00:35:47Hello.
00:35:49From the side of Khaali, I wish you all a very happy birthday.
00:35:53Happy birthday.
00:35:54And from my side, I wish you all a very happy birthday
00:35:58for winning the gold medal in the Olympics.
00:36:02Sir, sir, sir.
00:36:03He has not won the gold medal in the Olympics.
00:36:05He has won the world cup.
00:36:06I see.
00:36:08Congratulations on winning the world cup in the Olympics.
00:36:13You don't win the world cup in the Olympics, sir.
00:36:15You win the gold medal in the Olympics.
00:36:19You have confused me. I was fine.
00:36:21Yes.
00:36:22You win the gold medal in the Olympics.
00:36:24Yes.
00:36:25And you don't win the gold medal in the World Cup.
00:36:28I don't win the gold medal in the World Cup.
00:36:29You win the cup.
00:36:30Yes, I win the cup.
00:36:31Okay, I am a bit confused now.
00:36:34I see.
00:36:36Congratulations on winning the gold medal in the World Cup.
00:36:40I am going to the washroom.
00:36:42What is gold and congratulations?
00:36:44Why are you saying lakhs of congratulations?
00:36:46You can say everything then.
00:36:51I have come here just like this.
00:36:53You are angry. I was clearing all the confusion.
00:36:55Please bring the chair.
00:36:56Please bring the chair.
00:36:57The chair is in front.
00:36:58Let's go.
00:36:59Keep the chair then.
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00:46:26This is how everyone hits a six, but in a different way.
00:46:29A little better. A little better.
00:46:31Shall I show you? Show me.
00:46:33We'll catch it right away.
00:46:39A little to the right.
00:46:42MSD.
00:46:47I hit a six in the final.
00:46:48What's the matter?
00:46:50Turn the helicopter around.
00:46:57Okay.
00:46:58Oh, come on.
00:47:00This is easy for me.
00:47:03Brother, you have to...
00:47:04No, no, from the back.
00:47:05From the back.
00:47:06From the back.
00:47:07No, no, you have to do a celebration.
00:47:08Do a celebration.
00:47:23Bumrah.
00:47:26Bumrah, Bumrah.
00:47:57Bumrah.
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00:48:08Bumrah.
00:48:10That's great.
00:48:11Great.
00:48:12Wow.
00:48:14That's great.
00:48:15That's great.
00:48:16Please sit down.
00:48:17Oh, man.
00:48:18Congratulations to you.
00:48:19Thank you, sir.
00:48:20Thank you, sir.
00:48:24Father, look.
00:48:27Everyone has come.
00:48:29You,各位
00:48:30World CupEs won by you all.
00:48:32Best wishes to the one who lost the World Cup.
00:48:35Hold on a minute, son.
00:48:37Why only best wishes?
00:48:40These people have already won World Cup.
00:48:46Best wishes to Rohit.
00:48:49Bhola Arzib Shukkam Naeen.
00:48:53Surya Kumar Shukkam Naeen.
00:48:56Haan, sab humare mehman hai beta.
00:48:59Yeh mehman nahi hai!
00:49:01Haan, par raha hai.
00:49:04Yeh mehman nahi hai baba!
00:49:07Yeh to humare desh ki aana hai.
00:49:10Desh ki baan.
00:49:12Desh ki shaan hai.
00:49:14Desh ki...
00:49:15My God!
00:49:18Hold on!
00:49:18Now the an-baan-shaan ends in three words.
00:49:20What should I say to the others?
00:49:23It's very simple, son.
00:49:26This is the an, baan, shaan, Rohitaan of the nation.
00:49:31And he is Suryakumaran.
00:49:33This is how it goes.
00:49:35And he is my papaan.
00:49:39Love you, papaan.
00:49:40Love you, ghost.
00:49:45Oh
00:50:15Oh
00:50:45A lot but I forget this man. What they scale you get to heart they are to let you get a
00:50:52Jockey a hand pump pump heart a lot
00:50:58Let's keep him on limb a lot but I chill go Zaheer
00:51:03Are a person who let the carpet I was in a push a carpet we had to get a happy under
00:51:09It's been a lot to have a pop-up underneath it. I am I know it's cool. I thought I'm a terrorist
00:51:13I am
00:51:17Baba I'm gonna say shoot a latte
00:51:21Sharam, Niyati
00:51:23Up near Bob Kanga
00:51:28Aquasca Jara
00:51:31Okay, World Cup Jeet Kiyama pariah Mari Bacchus Sunni. I have a cat nice. Oh, yeah, she bought Karan's a car. I'm Papa car
00:51:38Apple World Cup Jeter
00:51:40Saaj Badara old in my Khushi's a gut-gut oh, yeah, beta
00:51:46Gadda-gadda to top a lesser hit
00:51:51Bowl my old in Khushi's a pad pad. Oh, yeah. Yeah
00:51:56Suck it. I'm like a bullet. I am
00:52:00Right G
00:52:01World Cup final cabaret, but I'm a bad job. No, I'm not a match to it
00:52:05And the legality and I made up tension, but I thought I'm gonna give him a vote. Oh, they beat part
00:52:16Easy easy look that I beat up I know you are not a Papa a cult a rickle
00:52:27I'm a boss. Kijara. I do but I see bad currency. Yeah, I am akshara, Sahab
00:52:34As a whole, will you
00:52:37Gujarat say
00:52:39My name Gujrati, but who are ready to
00:52:43Bus a botanist, he awardee. Ah, soo-soo Papa. I got a car
00:52:47I
00:52:56Got a whoo-hoo. What not the other chacha?
00:53:00Conceivable, it's a movie a botany person
00:53:03He Gujarat met Chakna ban. Hey, hey Papa Chakna. Nay Daru ban in Gujarat me. Are you got Daru ban?
00:53:10Hey, so Chakna kaka a charred. I'll egg. I will be to ban you
00:53:13I
00:53:43It's going to be so much fun when it rains in foreign countries.
00:53:48Then we will be called as Duckworth Lewis there.
00:53:51Wow, wow, wow.
00:53:53We will raise our hands and show who the winner is.
00:53:56It's going to be so much fun.
00:53:58Uncle, this Duckworth Lewis thing,
00:54:00it's not a person, it's a rule.
00:54:02It's not a person, it's a rule.
00:54:07Kapil is right, I'm getting tensed.
00:54:10I think I'm not Duckworth Lewis,
00:54:12I look like a fool Lewis.
00:54:17Fool Lewis?
00:54:18Oh, thank God, Papa.
00:54:19You look like a fool,
00:54:21but I'm the Lewis of Lewis.
00:54:24I think you haven't realized it yet.
00:54:26I'm smart, Papa.
00:54:27No, you're not smart, you're ashamed.
00:54:31You call your father a fool in front of so many people.
00:54:35Don't you feel ashamed?
00:54:38Don't cry, my son.
00:54:40Don't cry.
00:54:44Why are you crying?
00:54:46You're doing this to me, Papa.
00:54:48Don't cry.
00:54:49Don't cry.
00:54:50Look at Rohit.
00:54:51Rohit, don't cry.
00:54:54Look at Arishti.
00:54:58Look at Suraj Kumar Yadav.
00:55:00Look, don't cry.
00:55:04Look at Tripti Dimri.
00:55:06Papa, where is Tripti?
00:55:13Where is she, Papa?
00:55:14I see.
00:55:15When I showed her to the heroes of the country,
00:55:17he was crying.
00:55:18He asked, where is Tripti Dimri?
00:55:21Fool.
00:55:22Papa, I was just looking at Tripti
00:55:24because she came with Shabana Azmi.
00:55:26Where is Shabana?
00:55:30What?
00:55:31See?
00:55:32See, Papa?
00:55:33How do I look?
00:55:36Don't you feel ashamed?
00:55:38You're showing your father a googly?
00:55:41Come on.
00:55:42The guests are here.
00:55:43Listen, son.
00:55:44Yes, Papa.
00:55:45Come on, dress up as the guests.
00:55:47Do one thing.
00:55:48Dress up as Shudur Murgh.
00:55:52Shudur Murgh?
00:55:53Yes.
00:55:54I'll dress up, Papa,
00:55:55but I need your help.
00:55:57Me?
00:55:58Why not?
00:55:59Come on.
00:56:00Come, Papa.
00:56:01I'll dress up as Shudur Murgh.
00:56:04Come on.
00:56:05Okay, Papa.
00:56:07Here.
00:56:18Did you like it?
00:56:19That's great.
00:56:20Come on.
00:56:26A big round of applause for our Indian cricket team.
00:56:31Rohit, Arsh, Akshar, Dubey and Surya,
00:56:35thank you for coming to our show.
00:56:37It was great talking to you all
00:56:39and learning about the field.
00:56:41We wish you all the best for the upcoming matches.
00:56:45You're under a lot of pressure.
00:56:47I hope you all enjoyed it.
00:56:49It's great when we get a chance
00:56:51to come and see what happens in the cricket field,
00:56:55how we play,
00:56:57although we can't share much,
00:56:59but we did what we could.
00:57:01It's a stress buster
00:57:03because the whole nation benefits from shows like this.
00:57:07You get to sit with your family,
00:57:09watch and laugh.
00:57:11What could be better than this?
00:57:13Keep giving love to Team India
00:57:15and we'll keep trying to bring smiles to people's faces.
00:57:28Keep coming, Rohit.
00:57:30We need a season three, right?
00:57:38Just like we celebrated winning the World Cup with the winners,
00:57:42enjoy all the small and big joys of life.
00:57:45Keep laughing, keep smiling
00:57:47and keep watching The Great Indian Cup.
00:57:49All the funny stuff, only on Netflix.
00:57:58A big round of applause for Kareena and Karishma.
00:58:03You must be jealous, Archana Puran Singh.
00:58:06Kareena on one side and Karishma on the other.
00:58:10Is there a habit of theirs that irritates you the most?
00:58:13She takes a lot of time to get ready.
00:58:17Kareena, are your kids more mischievous
00:58:19or are their dads more mischievous?
00:58:20You must know how many times they've come on the show.
00:58:24Mr. Girdharilal, this is amazing.
00:58:27Be careful, don't let the original people see you.
00:58:29I'll get abused at home.
00:58:32We found out about you and Mr. Saif's relationship
00:58:35when he got you tattooed.
00:58:37No, no, but I told him to get me a tattoo.
00:58:40That if you love me, you will write my name.
00:58:54What are you doing there?
00:58:56If you both come in the same car today,
00:58:58you'll go in different cars after this round.
00:59:23Kareena!
00:59:53KAREENA
00:59:55KAREENA
00:59:57KAREENA
00:59:59KAREENA