The Great Indian Kapil Show S2 EP 1 | Alia Bhatt, Karan Johar
The Great Indian Kapil Show S2 EP 1 | Alia Bhatt, Karan Johar
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00:00:36Namaste Adab, Sat Sri Akal, very good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show season 2
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00:00:47What I got that I'm on a nice season or a season hum India go celebrate Karenga or entertain puri duniya go Karenga
00:00:52You can keep celebration Killea puri duniya me India JC. Koi country
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00:00:58Yes, I'll burst a little combo
00:01:04Up a big load new york a joe celebration with I eat a tissue Sambar Co. Shruta or a local a January Monami party
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00:01:30Easter rocky Janmashtami Navratri Diwali Christmas Mata Mata Banda pop is a new year celebration
00:01:39Just a be dharmaki festival Kito should be a Sabi Mahapurushonki Jayanthi give it to Tia
00:01:44It's a Mahapurush apne janam tin pe khud chutiyaan hi let it a
00:01:48Desh nirman ke liye kaam karte de lekin hum us din chuti kar rahe hote hain aur ek doosre ko message alag se karte hain ki
00:01:54Bhai yaad hai na kal milega nahi
00:01:56aaj hi likar rakhne
00:02:02Aap puri duniya se compare karo to india ka jo aadmi hai
00:02:06Saal mein sabse zyada chutiyaan karta hai aur iske baad bhi hamara desh zavardas tarki kar raha hai
00:02:10Iska matlab hum indian log efficient itne hai kam samay me zyada kaam karte hain
00:02:18Aap duniya ke kisi bhi desh mein chale jao indian doctor aapko har jagah milenge kitne garb ki baat hai aur usse bhi zyada
00:02:24Garb ki baat yeh hai ki jab wo log bimaar padte hain wo apna ilaaj karane india hi aate hain
00:02:29Yoh haan pe ilaaj sasta hai baahar jitne paise mein ek daant lagta hai yahaan pe aadmi dono ghutane badalwaa leta hai
00:02:36Aur jo baaki paise bachte hai usse ek paav shuddh shilajit aur le jata hai wo
00:02:41Yoh ki aap sabko pata hai ki ek samay ke baad surjeet daljeet baljeet kaam nahi aate hain
00:02:47fir shilajit kaam aati hai
00:02:53Waise sasta hona india ki ek aur sabse badi quality hai
00:02:56Jitne paise mein aap yorop ki ek city ghoomte hoon utne mein aap aada hindustan ghoom sakte hoon
00:03:02kisi ko humara desh mehenga na pade isliye humne apna rupeya bhi sasta kar rakha hai
00:03:08Hum ek US dollar mein 84 paise de dete hain
00:03:11Yeh baat aur hai humare kuch dukaandar foreigner ko dekhke na
00:03:1510 rupey ki cheez 90 mein beshte hain aur rupey aur dollar ka fark barabar kar dete hain
00:03:29Doosri taraf mein desh mein aise log bhi hain jo poori duniya mein free ka langar laga ke logon ko khana khila rahe hain
00:03:35Manav sehva mein bhi humse bada koi nahi hain
00:03:40Waise toh hum sab bolte hain ki hum sab desh ke bete hain
00:03:42Lekin aisa nahi hain humare hain kuch damad bhi hain jo kahin pe bhi kooda phekh dete hain
00:03:50Aise hi logon ke liye swargi atal bihari Vajpayee sahab ne kaha tha ki humne chaand pe kadam toh rakh liya hain
00:03:55Lekin zameen pe kaise chalna hai yeh hum log abhi tak nahi seekhe hain
00:04:03Humare hindustan ki legacy dekhe hain
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00:05:29Maine kaha itni kyu kata
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00:06:25Go!
00:06:31Hum Bharat ke log na emotional bade hain
00:06:33Aur emotion sabse zyada jo aata hai
00:06:35Wo maa ke naam se aata hai
00:06:37Ek film mein Mitabh Bachchan sahab poora
00:06:39Dialogue bolte hai na lamba chuda ki mere paas paisa hai
00:06:41Property, business, yeh wo sab kuch kiraate hain
00:06:43Aur Shashi Kapoor sahab ek hi baat bolte hai ki mere paas maa hai bhai
00:06:45Khatam, baat khatam, scene khatam, film khatam
00:06:49Jitne berojgaar maa ke ladle bete saare khush
00:06:51Mere paas maa hai
00:06:53Baap kis ke paas hai?
00:06:55Kisi ko nahi pata
00:06:59Saara emotion maa se aata hai
00:07:01Maa jaisi care
00:07:03Mamta bhari mithas
00:07:05Maa ke haath ka khaana
00:07:07Dhaba mein jaa ke dekho jo khaana bana rahe hain
00:07:09Saare ka saare baap hai
00:07:13Acha dekho daal bhi maa ki aati
00:07:15Kabhi baap ke chhole sune hain aapne
00:07:17Maa ki daal
00:07:19Baap ka bharta kisi ne nahi suna
00:07:21Banta uska rojhe
00:07:23Kabhi bibhi bana rahe hain
00:07:25Kabhi bachche bana rahe hain
00:07:27Lekin bolta koi nahi
00:07:29Baap ke naam se juta tak nahi bikta
00:07:31Wo baat alag hai
00:07:33Ki agar baap ke juta ka dar na hota
00:07:35To aaj hum sudhre hue nahi hote
00:07:37Aaj sab ke sab damaad hote
00:07:39Oh bhaiya, kaha gyan bandh rahe ho?
00:07:41Maange hai ka?
00:07:45Tumhara jo kaam hain, comedy ka
00:07:47Haath se bank ka wo karo
00:07:49Tumhara jo kaam hain, comedy ka
00:07:51Haath se bank ka wo karo
00:08:01To theek hai bhai, jaise public ki marzi
00:08:03To Arsena ji, aaj hum shuruaat karte hain
00:08:05Apne season 2 ki
00:08:07To main jaa ke dekh ke aata hoon
00:08:09Humare mehmaan theek tha ke
00:08:11Aur main change bhi karke aata hoon
00:08:13Aap bhi karlo
00:08:15What is this procedure?
00:08:17Humare airport pe waise hi chaar log aate hain
00:08:19Checking to karani padegi sir
00:08:21Go on
00:08:23Sir?
00:08:25Itna bada kaccha?
00:08:27Mujhe umeed nahi thi aap aise kacche pehnte
00:08:31Yeh mera lagta hai aapko
00:08:33Dekhiye sir, main picture larger than life banata hoon
00:08:35Kacche larger than life nahi pehnta main
00:08:37Acha?
00:08:39Yeh dekhi
00:08:41Madam aap batayiye, kaunse brand pehn rahe hain?
00:08:43Luchi
00:08:45Gucci
00:08:47Aap luchi pehn rahe hoon
00:08:49Only Gucci and you should know that
00:08:51Kuch confusion yeh
00:08:53Yeh?
00:08:55Kobra
00:08:57Kahan ka brand hai sir?
00:08:59How do I know? It's not mine
00:09:01Aapka nahi hai?
00:09:03Acha?
00:09:05Aap theek ho?
00:09:07Mere theek hoon, par mujhe pata chal gaya
00:09:09Aapka bag ho gaya sir, kisi ke saath exchange
00:09:11Aur jis ke saath exchange hua hai na
00:09:13Aap aare ho?
00:09:15Aap mare guest?
00:09:17Yeh sir kaise bag leke ghum rahe hain?
00:09:19Mera bag nahi hai
00:09:21Come come
00:09:23This ridiculous situation
00:09:27I'll show you how I'm looking
00:09:29Pinky boy
00:09:31Ek hi din mein do do baar kapde change kar, kitna acha lag raha tha
00:09:35Humare guest kisi bhi waqt aa sakta hai yaha pe
00:09:37So guys are you ready?
00:09:39Duniya sari ghum ke me
00:09:41Duniya sari ghum ke me
00:09:43Duniya sari ghum ke me
00:09:45Welcome welcome sir
00:09:47Dura dura dharenda
00:09:49Jigra ho jigra ho
00:09:51Welcome Alia
00:09:53Welcome welcome
00:09:55Welcome sir
00:09:59Full round Thaliya ho jae Current sir
00:10:01Give him a big round of applause!
00:10:10What kind of a welcome is this, Kapil?
00:10:12What do you mean by welcome?
00:10:14Is this how you welcome your guests?
00:10:16Do you know what has happened to me because of you?
00:10:18Sir, he is that guy.
00:10:19Who is this skinny witch?
00:10:21What are you doing with him?
00:10:23He is my son-in-law.
00:10:25Anyway.
00:10:32You are trending in 192 countries.
00:10:34You have such a big show.
00:10:35Worldwide famous show.
00:10:36Thank you, sir.
00:10:37And this is what you do with your guests.
00:10:39What?
00:10:40What has happened to us.
00:10:41Are these my underwear?
00:10:42What?
00:10:45I know size matters but not this big.
00:10:51Tell me.
00:10:52In 192 countries, this guy who is trending
00:10:55brings his underwear from the station.
00:10:57I am coming in 192 countries.
00:10:58Should I start wearing lingerie?
00:11:02You have such a big house.
00:11:04Why have you brought this 2BHK?
00:11:10But even Karan sir must be wearing it.
00:11:11He wears branded underwear.
00:11:12He doesn't wear underwear like you.
00:11:14He wears branded underwear.
00:11:15I don't wear Khanda.
00:11:17This is my grandfather's.
00:11:18I love this underwear.
00:11:19Oh God, Kapil!
00:11:22I just removed it.
00:11:24I told you not to improvise.
00:11:25This is your last episode.
00:11:31See, whatever happens, happens.
00:11:32Like Karan sir got films in his inheritance.
00:11:34Yes.
00:11:35Alia got acting.
00:11:36I got this.
00:11:37Whatever his grandfather had, he gave it to me.
00:11:40You get out of here on time.
00:11:43My bag?
00:11:44Where is his bag?
00:11:45His bag is in my car.
00:11:46Okay.
00:11:47My bag?
00:11:48Keep it in my car.
00:11:49Keep his bag in his car.
00:11:50Okay.
00:11:51Now bring the bag.
00:11:52And put your face in the juicer
00:11:53and get beetroot juice.
00:12:02Karan sir and Alia, welcome.
00:12:05We are celebrating India.
00:12:07And you know, in India,
00:12:08we take care of our relations.
00:12:10We also take care of the things related to them.
00:12:13This is our Dinesh on the guitar.
00:12:14Yes.
00:12:15Red guitar.
00:12:16He has taken care of his grandfather's dentures.
00:12:20He eats normal food with his teeth.
00:12:22He eats halwa puri with his grandfather's teeth.
00:12:24Why?
00:12:25He says, grandfather will also like it.
00:12:26He used to like it.
00:12:27He used to like it.
00:12:30Once, grandfather came out of the photo.
00:12:32He said, if you had fed me while I was alive,
00:12:34why would I have died?
00:12:40But Karan sir,
00:12:41I thought that this film, Jigra,
00:12:44is about a brother-sister relationship.
00:12:46In which Alia protects her brother.
00:12:48I didn't know that you are also a hero in it.
00:12:50Me?
00:12:51I am not the hero of the film at all.
00:12:52Then what is this?
00:12:54This?
00:12:55Your current look.
00:12:56Look, I have come for my Miss Briganza.
00:13:08Because,
00:13:09whenever you see her face,
00:13:12you know that she is Miss Briganza.
00:13:14Aha.
00:13:15Aha.
00:13:18So, I have come as Aha for Miss Briganza.
00:13:20You are looking very handsome, sir.
00:13:23You all know that
00:13:24Karan sir had launched Alia.
00:13:26And his bonding is amazing.
00:13:28Karan sir, what do you see in Alia?
00:13:30A friend?
00:13:31Daughter? Daughter?
00:13:32Aunty?
00:13:33You must be seeing a relationship like this.
00:13:34Aunty?
00:13:35I mean, don't you have papers?
00:13:39Look,
00:13:40I am Yash and Ruhi's father.
00:13:42Yes.
00:13:43But, for the first time,
00:13:44when I got that maternal feeling,
00:13:47I came with Alia.
00:13:49And,
00:13:50we were in a vanity van.
00:13:52I was actually doing a photo shoot.
00:13:54There was a look test.
00:13:55Alia didn't know if she would be in the film or not.
00:13:57She didn't know the name of the film.
00:14:01She was going to fit herself for the past three months.
00:14:04She didn't eat anything.
00:14:05So,
00:14:06after the photo session,
00:14:07I went in the van.
00:14:08And her mummy was Soni.
00:14:10And I gave her a cupcake.
00:14:12A big one.
00:14:13Just, you know, just as a whatever.
00:14:14So, I told her,
00:14:15you are on the film.
00:14:16And I am directing the film.
00:14:18So, she got very emotional.
00:14:20The first thing was,
00:14:21can I eat this?
00:14:27That's when
00:14:28I got the maternal love inside me.
00:14:30The father inside me came out.
00:14:32And that day is today.
00:14:34She is my first daughter.
00:14:35How sweet.
00:14:41Alia,
00:14:42what do you see in Karan sir?
00:14:43Friend,
00:14:44elder brother,
00:14:45uncle.
00:14:46What do you feel?
00:14:47I think,
00:14:48Karan,
00:14:49he is everything for me.
00:14:50He is a mentor.
00:14:51He is a friend.
00:14:52He is like a father.
00:14:54He is a co-producer with this film.
00:14:56Wow.
00:14:57I would like to proudly say to everyone,
00:14:59that Alia is producing with me.
00:15:01And for me,
00:15:02there can't be anything more proud than this.
00:15:05I am producing a film with her.
00:15:07Wow.
00:15:11Okay, Karan sir,
00:15:12some people believe,
00:15:13and maybe you have been caught doing this,
00:15:15some people believe,
00:15:16that they run a marriage bureau in the industry.
00:15:19You are doing a program for a lot of people.
00:15:20I am doing a marriage bureau.
00:15:23I have extended the relationship of many people.
00:15:25They are already married.
00:15:26But I am single.
00:15:28Halwai doesn't eat her sweets.
00:15:33Alia,
00:15:34when you were going to marry Ranbir,
00:15:36did you take any advice from him as a marriage consultant?
00:15:39Or as a friend,
00:15:40or as a father figure?
00:15:41Can I tell you one thing about Karan?
00:15:43He,
00:15:44I don't know whether he actually does anything,
00:15:46but he has some sixth sense.
00:15:48So he says it from the beginning.
00:15:49I feel that
00:15:50they will make a pair.
00:15:52So when Ranbir and I became friends,
00:15:56They became friends.
00:15:57Became friends.
00:16:01He very clearly told me that
00:16:03Alia, I think this is it.
00:16:04Yeah, I knew it.
00:16:05I knew when she started becoming a friend,
00:16:08that this relationship
00:16:10will go till marriage.
00:16:12Yeah.
00:16:13And this will be the rest of her life.
00:16:15Wow.
00:16:18And we have talked a lot with Karan sir and Alia.
00:16:21Welcome sir.
00:16:27Last time when we met Alia,
00:16:29Alia came during RRR.
00:16:31She wasn't even married then.
00:16:33Now Alia has become a mother.
00:16:35And she has been such a lovely daughter.
00:16:37Wow.
00:16:38Karan sir has two children,
00:16:39I have two children.
00:16:40The whole family is sitting here.
00:16:41The whole family is sitting here.
00:16:42This looks like an episode of Ham Saath Saath Hai.
00:16:45Wow.
00:16:47See, after children,
00:16:48there is a lot of discipline in a parent's life.
00:16:50Going home on time,
00:16:51eating food on time.
00:16:52What changes have come in your life, sir?
00:16:54The biggest change,
00:16:55two have come in my life.
00:16:56One is that I think more about the future.
00:16:59That I have to think about this and that for the children.
00:17:01I have to make a path for them.
00:17:03The second is that
00:17:04I am in a WhatsApp group of mothers,
00:17:06in two groups.
00:17:07Okay.
00:17:08Where every morning a mother will say,
00:17:10Good morning ladies.
00:17:11And I have to say,
00:17:12Sir, I am also here.
00:17:15I have two children.
00:17:17They are my twins.
00:17:18Yash is in the A division.
00:17:20Ruhi is in the B division.
00:17:21So, both have separate WhatsApp groups.
00:17:23That means,
00:17:24I have daily communication with 60 mothers.
00:17:30Alia, last time when Neetu ma'am came here,
00:17:32Yes.
00:17:33She was saying that
00:17:34Ranbir is a quiet boy.
00:17:39But when Raha comes,
00:17:40his eyes sparkle.
00:17:42The relationship between Raha and Ranbir,
00:17:44it's one for the ages.
00:17:46There is a friendship between them.
00:17:48He invents some random games with Raha.
00:17:51Like,
00:17:52You want to go and touch clothes in the cupboard?
00:17:54Yes.
00:17:55Raha will say.
00:17:56So, there will be some sensory play
00:17:59with the clothes,
00:18:00shirt.
00:18:01This is velvet.
00:18:02This is suede.
00:18:03This is cotton.
00:18:04And he will make that into a very serious thing.
00:18:07So, he is very adventurous.
00:18:08He is too creative.
00:18:10When you see,
00:18:11he is very endearing.
00:18:12But does he do any nappy changing?
00:18:14He does now.
00:18:15So, he sings Unni Vavo.
00:18:17There is a lullaby.
00:18:18Our nurse has been singing it to Raha since childhood.
00:18:22In Malayalam.
00:18:23Unni Vavo.
00:18:25Munni Vavo.
00:18:27There is a song.
00:18:28So, whenever Raha wants to sleep,
00:18:30he says,
00:18:31Mama Vavo.
00:18:32Papa Vavo.
00:18:33That's her cue to go to sleep.
00:18:34Now, Ranbir has learnt how to sing Unni Vavo.
00:18:37In Malayalam.
00:18:39Do you know,
00:18:41my children,
00:18:43their sisters,
00:18:45who are 7 and a half years old,
00:18:48my children speak fluent Malayalam.
00:18:50That's a wonderful thing.
00:18:52And they understand Malayalam.
00:18:53They speak it fluently.
00:18:56It happens.
00:18:57After listening to Ranbir,
00:18:59I thought,
00:19:00on one hand,
00:19:01we saw Ranbir in an animal form.
00:19:03And on the other hand,
00:19:04Unni Vavo.
00:19:09A lot of things change after children are born.
00:19:11Like Mr. Mahesh Bhatt.
00:19:12He is a very intellectual,
00:19:13serious kind of a person.
00:19:14Yes.
00:19:15Have you ever seen him
00:19:16doing this with Raha?
00:19:18Oh, yes.
00:19:19When he does,
00:19:20when he does a video call,
00:19:21he calls her Geepa.
00:19:23I mean,
00:19:24Grandpa.
00:19:25So, Geepa, Geepa.
00:19:26And he does this thing.
00:19:28Okay.
00:19:30So, there is a game between them.
00:19:33Which I find so sweet.
00:19:34And I feel like,
00:19:35when I was small,
00:19:36maybe he used to do the same thing
00:19:37with me.
00:19:38Yes, 100%.
00:19:39But I don't remember.
00:19:40So, actually,
00:19:41when you see your parents
00:19:42with a child,
00:19:43you get that feeling of like,
00:19:45your living childhood
00:19:46is coming in front of you.
00:19:48So, my mom also sings
00:19:49so many songs for Raha.
00:19:53And I'm like,
00:19:54how do you know all these songs?
00:19:55She's like,
00:19:56we used to sing all these songs for you.
00:19:57There is a song,
00:19:58while changing diapers,
00:19:59my mom used to sing it for me.
00:20:00And now, she used to sing it for Raha.
00:20:01Punjabi Samosa.
00:20:04Aloo ka Pakora.
00:20:06Gujarati ka Dhokla.
00:20:07I'm like,
00:20:08mama, what is this?
00:20:09She said,
00:20:10she said, no,
00:20:11whenever I used to be
00:20:12changing the diaper,
00:20:13I used to want to eat you up.
00:20:14Eat you up.
00:20:15So, I used to take all these names.
00:20:16I'm like, Idli,
00:20:17I like Dhokla.
00:20:18I like Pakora.
00:20:19I like Samosa.
00:20:20I like Samosa.
00:20:25Normally,
00:20:26kids want to tell stories
00:20:27to their parents.
00:20:28Yes.
00:20:29And there is no one
00:20:30who is a better storyteller
00:20:31than you.
00:20:32When you tell stories
00:20:33to your kids,
00:20:34do they get scared
00:20:35that Rahulanjani
00:20:36suddenly becomes Tina?
00:20:39I am shocked
00:20:40with myself,
00:20:41that I used to tell
00:20:42such stupid stories
00:20:43to them.
00:20:47They were just
00:20:48very fond of animals.
00:20:49They used to like to hear
00:20:50about lions,
00:20:51and tigers,
00:20:52and elephants,
00:20:53and birds.
00:20:54So, I don't know,
00:20:55what kind of stories
00:20:56I used to tell them.
00:20:57Someone is running
00:20:58in the evening.
00:20:59Always that animal
00:21:00saving children
00:21:01was their favorite emotion.
00:21:02Oh.
00:21:04I think,
00:21:05I used to tell them
00:21:06a lot of stories.
00:21:07But those stories
00:21:08were never about humans.
00:21:09Only about animals.
00:21:10But I noticed
00:21:11in your reels,
00:21:12Yash and Ruhi
00:21:13laugh a lot at you.
00:21:14I was just going to say
00:21:15that they really troll him.
00:21:16Yeah, yeah.
00:21:17Dada, what are you saying?
00:21:18Actually,
00:21:19they are the biggest
00:21:20trollers of mine.
00:21:21So,
00:21:22why should I be scared
00:21:23of others
00:21:24when there are kids
00:21:25like them at home?
00:21:29They follow me.
00:21:30What should I wear?
00:21:31Why do I have
00:21:32this moustache?
00:21:33We go for events,
00:21:34for shoots,
00:21:35we put on make-up
00:21:36and they just
00:21:37follow us.
00:21:38Why are you wearing make-up?
00:21:39So, I'm like,
00:21:40camera,
00:21:41what should I tell them
00:21:42that I have to put on
00:21:43make-up in front of the camera?
00:21:44And they come,
00:21:45costume designer
00:21:46comes with clothes.
00:21:47So, they keep wondering
00:21:48what is happening?
00:21:49Because they still don't
00:21:50know, Kapil,
00:21:51what I do.
00:21:52Because I told them
00:21:53that I am a director.
00:21:54So, the director
00:21:55is behind the camera.
00:21:56Then they watch it
00:21:57on television
00:21:58and I appear.
00:21:59So, they say,
00:22:00okay, this act.
00:22:01What does your dad do?
00:22:02And they say,
00:22:03we are very confused.
00:22:04We don't know
00:22:05what they do.
00:22:06They don't know anything.
00:22:09So, friends,
00:22:10we have two more
00:22:11guests with us today.
00:22:13Let's call them here.
00:22:14Please welcome
00:22:15actor Vidhang Raina
00:22:17and director
00:22:18Mr. Vasant Bala.
00:22:23A big round of applause.
00:22:26Welcome, welcome, Vidhang.
00:22:28Welcome, Mr. Vasant.
00:22:29Welcome.
00:22:36Sir, please have a seat.
00:22:37I would like to tell
00:22:38my audience
00:22:39that if you feel
00:22:40when you see Mr. Vasant
00:22:41that he repairs
00:22:42rockets in ISRO,
00:22:43then it's not true.
00:22:44He is the director
00:22:45of this film.
00:22:49Repairs rockets?
00:22:51He has a scientist
00:22:52type personality.
00:22:58Mr. Vasant,
00:22:59this look of yours,
00:23:01long, white hair,
00:23:02all this,
00:23:03are you lazy
00:23:04or do you want
00:23:05people to
00:23:06consider you experienced?
00:23:08This is a post-production look.
00:23:11So,
00:23:12this is that.
00:23:13In between,
00:23:14people were thinking
00:23:15that I look like Amol Gupta.
00:23:17When you leave
00:23:18your hair open.
00:23:19Yes,
00:23:20when I tied it up,
00:23:21someone was saying
00:23:22it's Anubhav Sena.
00:23:24Anubhav Sena
00:23:25was soaked in water
00:23:26when he left.
00:23:31It shrank a little.
00:23:34When I saw the trailer,
00:23:35sir, you look
00:23:36like a great film.
00:23:37Thank you so much.
00:23:38Congratulations.
00:23:39Thank you, sir.
00:23:40Vedam,
00:23:41you see,
00:23:42he is from Kashmir
00:23:43and he looks so fresh.
00:23:44He looks like
00:23:45the first apple
00:23:46of the first box.
00:23:48The first apple
00:23:49of the first box.
00:23:50He looks so fresh.
00:23:52Who brought you
00:23:53from Kashmir?
00:23:54I mean,
00:23:55who found you
00:23:56and brought you here?
00:23:57Actually,
00:23:58I have never lived
00:23:59in Kashmir.
00:24:00But,
00:24:01my family is from there.
00:24:02My parents
00:24:03were from Delhi.
00:24:04I was born there
00:24:05and when I was born,
00:24:06I came here.
00:24:07So,
00:24:08I have lived in Mumbai
00:24:09all my life.
00:24:10But,
00:24:11yes,
00:24:12I am from Kashmir.
00:24:13So,
00:24:14no one
00:24:15brought me here.
00:24:16Let me tell you
00:24:17about Vasant sir.
00:24:18He was
00:24:19an assistant
00:24:20with Anurag Kashyap
00:24:21earlier.
00:24:22Your film,
00:24:23Jigra,
00:24:24was a hit.
00:24:25Yes,
00:24:26it was a hit.
00:24:27So,
00:24:28how did you
00:24:29decide
00:24:30to make a film
00:24:31based on
00:24:32a brother-sister relationship?
00:24:33So,
00:24:34when we
00:24:35met,
00:24:36he was asking
00:24:37about the story.
00:24:38After Monica,
00:24:39all the producers
00:24:40we met
00:24:41used to say
00:24:42that someone
00:24:43has died
00:24:44and 4-5 people
00:24:45are suspects.
00:24:46So,
00:24:47he was the first
00:24:48producer
00:24:49who asked
00:24:50what the story
00:24:51was.
00:24:52So,
00:24:53it's all about
00:24:54family.
00:24:55Nice.
00:24:57Okay,
00:24:58Vedant,
00:24:59is a big fan
00:25:00of Alia.
00:25:01We have heard.
00:25:02And,
00:25:03you are working
00:25:04with her in Jigra.
00:25:05But,
00:25:06you are
00:25:07playing
00:25:08the role
00:25:09of a brother.
00:25:10So,
00:25:11it must be
00:25:12that you
00:25:13got a
00:25:142000 rupee
00:25:15note
00:25:16and
00:25:17realized
00:25:18that
00:25:19the
00:25:20note
00:25:21was
00:25:22yours.
00:25:23Yes.
00:25:24So,
00:25:25you are
00:25:26working with
00:25:27Alia.
00:25:28I am very
00:25:29happy.
00:25:30You are
00:25:31sad that
00:25:32you are
00:25:33playing
00:25:34the role
00:25:35of a brother.
00:25:36No,
00:25:37I am
00:25:38obviously
00:25:39happy
00:25:40because
00:25:41I am
00:25:42happy.
00:25:43Where
00:25:44do you
00:25:45get
00:25:46the most
00:25:47happiness?
00:25:48I
00:25:49get it
00:25:50on the
00:25:51screen.
00:25:52I
00:25:53get it
00:25:54on the
00:25:55screen.
00:25:56I
00:25:57get it
00:25:58on the
00:25:59screen.
00:26:00I
00:26:01get it
00:26:02on the
00:26:03screen.
00:26:04I
00:26:05get it
00:26:06on the
00:26:07screen.
00:26:08I
00:26:09get it
00:26:10on the
00:26:11screen.
00:26:12I
00:26:13get it
00:26:14on the
00:26:15screen.
00:26:16I
00:26:17get it
00:26:18on the
00:26:19screen.
00:26:20I
00:26:21get it
00:26:22all the
00:26:23time.
00:26:24I
00:26:25get it
00:26:26on the
00:26:27screen.
00:26:28It
00:26:29is
00:26:30on the
00:26:31screen.
00:26:32I
00:26:33get it
00:26:34on the
00:26:35screen.
00:26:36This
00:26:37is
00:26:38Mind
00:26:39Media's
00:26:40special
00:26:41program,
00:26:42and
00:26:43today
00:26:44we
00:26:45are
00:26:46celebrating
00:26:47her
00:26:4820-odd
00:26:49Let me come to a straight point. Have you ever spied on Ranbir?
00:26:53There is no need to spy on him.
00:26:54I am going to tell you something today.
00:26:56You might not know it.
00:26:58What?
00:26:58Ranbir already had a girlfriend.
00:27:01Is it?
00:27:02Yes.
00:27:06Shall I call her?
00:27:07Are you calling her for the show?
00:27:09Yes, I am.
00:27:11Madam, please come out.
00:27:19Ranbir, my son.
00:27:25Ranbir, my son.
00:27:38Hi, Tuffli.
00:27:43Hello, Mr. Asim.
00:27:46Tuffli, I work here duty free.
00:27:48Hello.
00:27:49You can check out if you want to.
00:27:50What?
00:27:52You can check out the stuff, not me.
00:27:58Okay, I have brought the stuff.
00:27:59Look at the language.
00:28:00You have brought the stuff and you are holding a jhinga.
00:28:02It's a duty free. It's an airport.
00:28:05Say something. I have fresh perfumes.
00:28:07Fresh alcohol.
00:28:08You think I will listen to you?
00:28:15Hi, Udaan.
00:28:16Hi. How are you?
00:28:17Tuffli here.
00:28:18Hi.
00:28:18I have brought some important stuff.
00:28:19Do you want to check it out?
00:28:20He is young. He doesn't drink that much.
00:28:23I am not talking about the drink.
00:28:24I am talking about the perfume.
00:28:26Is this a perfume?
00:28:26Sorry. My hand is down.
00:28:28My hand is here.
00:28:28I have brought the perfume.
00:28:29Do you want to check it out?
00:28:33We have a few different perfumes.
00:28:37Is it?
00:28:38Yes.
00:28:38Which brand is this?
00:28:39This is a brand of Dharma.
00:28:43Karan sir, hello.
00:28:44Hello.
00:28:45Hi, Tuffli here.
00:28:46Hi, Tuffli.
00:28:47I am very happy to see your loss.
00:28:49What?
00:28:50Who is happy to see a loss?
00:28:52My loss?
00:28:53No. You are happy to see a weight loss.
00:28:55Okay.
00:28:55Listen.
00:28:58Kabir, you should take care of yourself.
00:29:01Why?
00:29:01You should learn something.
00:29:03Do some walk week.
00:29:04Yes.
00:29:04I do walk. Why?
00:29:05You know, we go to Chole Bhature's shop.
00:29:07We come back from Chole Bhature's shop.
00:29:09This is the walk.
00:29:12I am not your figure.
00:29:15I have people from Jigra here.
00:29:17I want to talk to them.
00:29:17Karan sir, I liked the trailer.
00:29:19Vedang, I liked the trailer.
00:29:21Do watch it.
00:29:21Vasant sir, I liked the trailer.
00:29:23Tuffli, why don't you tell Alia about this?
00:29:26Sorry. You are here too.
00:29:27Oh, God!
00:29:29I am sorry.
00:29:30She has been sitting here from the beginning.
00:29:31Didn't you see her?
00:29:32No. I didn't notice.
00:29:36Good to see you.
00:29:37Good to see you.
00:29:38You are Alia Bhatt.
00:29:45I am Alia Bhatt Kapoor.
00:29:47Alia Bhatt Kapoor.
00:29:54Kapoor.
00:29:55Kapoor.
00:29:56I know.
00:29:59I was going to come to your wedding. But sorry.
00:30:02But I didn't invite you.
00:30:06That's why you didn't come.
00:30:12But yes, I was a little busy.
00:30:14Had you invited me, I wouldn't have been able to come.
00:30:16You weren't busy, Alia.
00:30:17She had gone to see a man's funeral after drinking half a bottle of liquor.
00:30:21She was feeling sad that day.
00:30:22Why should I feel sad?
00:30:26Why should I be sad?
00:30:30You were also in a relationship with Ranbir.
00:30:37She used to call herself Tuffli Kapoor.
00:30:39Oh, God!
00:30:40Before your wedding.
00:30:41Yes. Now I am Tuffli X Kapoor.
00:30:44I mean, the relationship was not easy.
00:30:46It's an old story now.
00:30:48I have forgotten it, Kavil. I am a girl of the new generation.
00:30:52Sorry.
00:30:53I have moved on in life.
00:30:56Okay.
00:30:57Yes, I have moved on in life.
00:30:58I enjoy it. I do my 9 to 5 job.
00:31:02I like it.
00:31:03Yes. I don't need anything. I am happy in life.
00:31:06And boys are like flies.
00:31:08If you fly one, six come.
00:31:09I don't care.
00:31:10Okay?
00:31:11I am very happy.
00:31:14You don't look happy.
00:31:16No, I am happy.
00:31:19How can a man be happy?
00:31:20I party, I roam around, I enjoy.
00:31:22This is happiness. What else?
00:31:29I am having a...
00:31:40I am having a...
00:31:48Why are you crying?
00:31:49I am not happy.
00:31:54How can you act for three hours?
00:31:59I was acting. I can't act.
00:32:05I miss them.
00:32:09Who?
00:32:10Riffat has become my lover.
00:32:15Riffat has become my lover.
00:32:20You just said that you have moved on.
00:32:23I had moved on yesterday.
00:32:25Then?
00:32:26I came here and they made me move off.
00:32:30Then I saw...
00:32:32What?
00:32:41What?
00:32:56What is going on?
00:33:10Why are you sad after all this?
00:33:14What else do you want?
00:33:15What had to happen, has happened.
00:33:21My heart is broken.
00:33:29My heart is broken.
00:33:34You have broken it.
00:33:37You have broken it.
00:33:40My heart is broken.
00:33:45You have broken it.
00:33:47You have broken it.
00:33:51The one who had complained to me...
00:33:59...has become Mr. Bhatt's son-in-law.
00:34:06Very good.
00:34:09I have lost my happiness.
00:34:17Someone else has taken it away.
00:34:27I have become a fool in life.
00:34:35Very good.
00:34:35I like someone else.
00:34:48My heart is broken.
00:34:53You have broken it.
00:34:56My heart is broken.
00:35:01You have broken it.
00:35:04My heart is broken.
00:35:09You have broken it.
00:35:12My heart is broken.
00:35:17You have broken it.
00:35:20My heart is broken.
00:35:25You have broken it.
00:35:29What else?
00:35:30Channa tumhara jo mera pyaara
00:35:37Channa ho gaya ab tumhara
00:35:48Aaja
00:35:51Ye bhi nahi khul raha
00:35:55Ye bhi atak gaya
00:35:58Archana ji mera sab atak raha
00:36:04Pappu
00:36:06Pappu khol isko
00:36:07Pappu
00:36:25Mere saath mein hi kiya moh kaala
00:36:30Kisi aur ke saath ho gaya ishq kesariya wala
00:36:38Kapil
00:36:40Kapil mujhe ghar jana hai mujhe
00:36:42Mujhe ghar jana hai Kapil mujhe ghar jana hai
00:36:44Kapil mujhe ghar jana hai Kapil
00:36:46Kapil mujhe ghar jana hai
00:36:48Aare kisa ho raha kisne rokha hai tumhe
00:36:50Mere sharma mujhe ghar jana hai
00:36:53Kisne rokha hai tumhe
00:36:56Mujhe
00:36:58Hello
00:37:01Mujhe apne nahi inke ghar jana hai
00:37:08Chalo
00:37:10Please
00:37:11Please kuch ho sakta hai kya?
00:37:12Nahi bilkul nahi ho sakta
00:37:13Kuch nahi ho sakta
00:37:14Mera dil poot gaya
00:37:20Tumne toda hai
00:37:23Mera dil poot gaya
00:37:26Nahi hota toh phir koi baat nahi chude
00:37:28Wish you a merry life, happy
00:37:29Thank you
00:37:30Theek hai
00:37:40Sorry Alia ye toh kuch bhi bolte hai
00:37:41Aur waise bhi aapko pata hai
00:37:42Celebrities ke baare mein
00:37:43Log kuch bhi bol dete hain
00:37:44Logon ko khujli hoti hai
00:37:45Comments karne ki
00:37:46Main aad dikhata hoon aapko kuch
00:37:47Please yahaan pe dikhaye
00:37:50We're funny, sweet ones
00:37:59Toh yeh Alia aur Ranbir ka photo hai
00:38:02Bahut pyari picture hai
00:38:03Aayiye comments dekhte hain
00:38:04Niche kya hai
00:38:06Lagta hai invitation sirf Alia ko aaya hai
00:38:08Tabhi Ranbir ne moon dhakha hua hai
00:38:13Yeh kahan jaa rahe the Alia?
00:38:14Aap kahan ki photo hai?
00:38:16Yeh Anant Ambani ki shadi ki
00:38:18Okay chaliye aage dekhte hain comments
00:38:22Alia bhi like
00:38:23Pehle buffet mein dekh lete hain
00:38:24Kya hai?
00:38:25Ussi hi saabse lifafe mein shagun dalenge
00:38:29Unko kya shagun hum dege
00:38:33Aukaati nahi hai
00:38:35Aur dikhaye
00:38:38Madam Ranbir ka kajal phel gaya hai
00:38:45Kisi ne usko reply kiya niche
00:38:47Unka kajal nahi phela
00:38:48Tu peeke phel raha hai bhebde
00:38:52Aur dikhaye
00:38:53People are too funny ya
00:38:56Oho Karan sir yeh kaha kya kar rahe hain aap
00:39:00Haan
00:39:03The most gorgeous stay
00:39:04The best hospitality
00:39:05Best food
00:39:06And the best energies
00:39:07You can encounter
00:39:08Hotel property
00:39:09Suragadh
00:39:10Jab hotel free mein
00:39:11Aapko stay dete hain na
00:39:12Toh nikhna par
00:39:14Acha
00:39:15I know
00:39:16I don't know why you lie
00:39:17Shawl by Vipul Shah
00:39:19Toh shawl bhi sponsor hi tha?
00:39:22Nahi shawl I think kharid liya tha
00:39:23Mene lekin unko mene socha
00:39:25Unko promote kar lu
00:39:26It's thoughtful
00:39:27Haan ji dikhaye
00:39:30If Batman was born in Rajasthan
00:39:34Acha hai
00:39:36Toh aapne ikdum ikdum
00:39:37Darling kiye na
00:39:38Dusre comments ho thankyou
00:39:39Wo nahi hum de padh rahein
00:39:40Kyuki wo zyada
00:39:41Wo bilkul R rated honge
00:39:44Aur dikhaye
00:39:46Shaadi pe importance na milne pe
00:39:48Naraaz phoopha
00:39:54Aur dikhaye
00:39:56Yeh photo kichwaate hue
00:39:57Main inko dekha tha
00:39:58Uske baad yeh ud gaye the
00:40:04Aur dikhaye
00:40:07Oonth pe baithne ke baad
00:40:08Haalat aisi ho hi jaate hai
00:40:14Good God
00:40:15Rajasthan ki garam ret pe baithe hote
00:40:17Toh kabhi khushi kabhi gam
00:40:18Laal ho jaate
00:40:19Dono bum
00:40:26Aur dikhaye
00:40:28Lao ji Vidhang Rehna ka picture aagaya hai
00:40:30What was the joke?
00:40:31Some masti at Lola with Budweiser beats
00:40:35Yeh kya hai Vidhang?
00:40:36Kahan ki photo hai yeh?
00:40:37Padha nahi koi concert tha
00:40:38Toh gaya tha
00:40:39Yeh bhi wahi wala
00:40:40Matlab free mein types
00:40:43Nice picture
00:40:44Aayiye dekhte hain comments kya hai
00:40:46Vidhang security wale ko samjhate hue
00:40:48Mera yaqeen karo
00:40:49Main 18 saal se bada hu
00:40:52Meri daadi mooch ko mat jao
00:40:56Aur dikhaye
00:40:57Very good
00:40:59Jab mujhe entry nahi milti toh
00:41:00Main bhi gate ke bahar
00:41:01Aise hi photo khicha aapke daal deta hu
00:41:07Aur dikhaye
00:41:09Lao ji Vasant sir ki photo chin up
00:41:11Vasant sir yeh kahaan pe khichhi aapne photo?
00:41:13Yeh non-fiction series aayeti
00:41:16Toh yeh I think ussi ka kuch toh tha
00:41:19Aayiye dekhte hain comments
00:41:21Chambur ka Einstein
00:41:28Einstein ke spelling bhi dekho
00:41:32Mujhe lag raha tha meri English kharab hai
00:41:34Iska bidai karke
00:41:41Chambur ka Einstein
00:41:46Lagta hai inko hangover ki samjhya zyada rehti hai
00:41:48Isliye ghar mein nimbu ka jaad lagaya hai
00:41:50Aaliyah
00:41:56Why is that a bad song?
00:42:03Aaliyah
00:42:04Too good
00:42:06Aayiye aur padte hai
00:42:08Mujhe samayi nahi aara
00:42:09Aapke baal zyada pakke hai yaar nimbu
00:42:15But the hangover was too good
00:42:17Hangover was too good
00:42:18Oh god, too good
00:42:19Aur dikhayiye
00:42:20Sir aap pose deh rahe ho yaar
00:42:21Bathroom khaali hone ka wait kar rahe ho
00:42:26Kisi ne reply kiya hai
00:42:27Sir ji wait mat karo
00:42:28Darwaza khat khatao
00:42:29Varna akshar log bathroom mein
00:42:30Instagram kholke baith jate hain
00:42:32It's true
00:42:33Baat toh theek hai
00:42:34It's true
00:42:35Yeah
00:42:36Aur dikhayiye
00:42:39Sir itne ghane baan ke liye
00:42:40Surname baala rakhna zaruri hai
00:42:43Yaar tel se bhi ho jata hai
00:42:46Too good yaar
00:42:48Aur dikhayiye
00:42:50Aaliyah ka photo hai
00:42:51It was a call to the garden of time
00:42:53An ode to art and eternity
00:42:54Wow
00:42:55Bahut lamba caption hai
00:42:56Bahut lamba hai
00:42:57Yeh kahan ki photo hai Aaliyah
00:42:58Yeh Met Gala
00:42:59Very nice
00:43:00Bahut acchi picture hai
00:43:01Aayiye comments dekhte hain
00:43:05Lagta hai inko bhi shopping
00:43:06Inki mummy ne karwahi hai
00:43:07Tabhi bada size dilwaya hai
00:43:10Kisi ne usko reply kiya hai
00:43:11Beta mujhe lagta hai
00:43:12Tujhe mobile bhi tere baap ne dilwaya hai
00:43:18Aur dikhayiye
00:43:20Yeh saadi purani ho jaye
00:43:21Toh isi ke pardhe banwa lena
00:43:26Nice
00:43:27Very nice
00:43:28Sohra taaliyan humare
00:43:29Funny comments ke liye
00:43:33Par itni beautiful dress hai Aaliyah
00:43:34Aapke dimaag mein nahi aaya
00:43:35Ki isko actually niche
00:43:36Kisi ne likha bhi tha
00:43:37Ki isko kaat ke iske alag se
00:43:38Saadi banalu ek
00:43:40Nahi
00:43:41Par Archana ji se seekho aap
00:43:43Inki jitni bhi dresses hoti hain
00:43:45Yeh katwa ke Parmeet sir ke
00:43:46Kurte banwa deti hai
00:43:50Wo 6 foot 2 inch lamba aadmi
00:43:53Mere kapde kat ke usko kurte ban sakte hai kya
00:43:55Ban sakte hai
00:43:56Main tabhi dekho
00:43:57Main ke jab bhi Parmeet sir aate
00:43:58Inke saare kurte frog jaise kyu lagte hai
00:44:01Eche se ko khule khule hote hai
00:44:04Aur aisa hota hai
00:44:05Aam insaan jo hota hai
00:44:06Jaise Dinesh ke paas bada thaan aaya kapde ka
00:44:08Toh isne toh kya
00:44:09Pardhe toh banwa hi liye
00:44:11Thoda kapda bacha toh
00:44:12Pitaji ki lungi banali ek
00:44:14Toh ek baar pardhe dulwane the
00:44:15Pardhe nikalne wala aaya
00:44:17Lungi
00:44:20Oh God
00:44:21Toh iske pitaji fata fat film fir wali trophy ban gaye
00:44:29Sir dekhi yeh film jo hai
00:44:30Yeh behan bhai ki bonding ke upar hai
00:44:33Karan sir aur Alia ki bonding
00:44:34Aap sab jaante hain
00:44:35Hum ek test karte hain sir
00:44:36Chota sa
00:44:37Ki aap logon ki aapas mein
00:44:38Kitni bonding hai
00:44:39Main kuch line bolunga sir
00:44:40Aapko aapke kaan pe headphone rehega
00:44:41Oh God
00:44:42Aapko lift moment dekhke
00:44:44Aapko guess karna hai ki
00:44:45Maine kya bola
00:44:46Aur phir aage aapko
00:44:47Alia ko translate karna hai
00:44:49Alia aage Vidhan ko kya bolti
00:44:50Aur wahan tak pahunch de
00:44:51Kya ban jata hai
00:44:52Hum sab pe headphones hai
00:44:53Yes
00:44:54Okay
00:45:03Yeh khel imaandari se khela jaayega
00:45:05Okay the first one is
00:45:06Shanivar bana funny war
00:45:12Shanivar bana funny war
00:45:14Yeh wale barfi
00:45:20Kise bola hai?
00:45:21Shanivar bana funny war
00:45:23Saali sangh jeeja farar
00:45:27Oh my God
00:45:33Aapko jo bhi samajh mein aaya
00:45:35Yeh wale barfi wale bade dil wale
00:45:45Yeh wale barfi
00:45:47Yeh wale
00:45:49Yeh wale
00:45:51Yeh wale
00:45:53Yeh wale barfi bade dil wale
00:45:57Yeh wale barfi
00:46:00Kuch toh kuch toh barfi
00:46:01Barfi hai
00:46:07What did you say?
00:46:08Say it again
00:46:11Yeh wale barfi
00:46:12Yeh wale barfi
00:46:14Bane dil wale
00:46:15Dil wale
00:46:16I don't know
00:46:22Jail wale barfi
00:46:24I've done rubbish
00:46:27Second wala kya toh?
00:46:30Jail wale barfi uske paas
00:46:34I'm lost
00:46:37Jail wale barfi
00:46:39Sherwani barfi
00:46:41Sherwani barfi
00:46:45Bane dil wale
00:46:46Bade dil wale
00:46:48Sherwani barfi bade dil wale
00:46:50Mera zyada loud hai kya?
00:46:52Very nice, done
00:46:58Kya tha?
00:47:00Aapne bola
00:47:01Jail wale barfi bane dil wale
00:47:04Aapne kya bola?
00:47:05Mere bola jail wale barfi bane dil wale
00:47:08But I said jail
00:47:09Mere ko suna sherwani barfi bade dil wale
00:47:13Line thi ki shaniwaar bana funnywaar
00:47:15Saali sangh jeeja faraar
00:47:23Abhi change karte hain
00:47:24Alia, alia aap yahaan aajao
00:47:26Ab Alia se shuru karte hain
00:47:27I have the worst ability to read
00:47:30Yeah, I'm also really bad
00:47:33Sainya mere bade kanjus
00:47:36Kahaan se peeun ABC juice
00:47:40Bise bolo
00:47:41Sainya mere bade kanjus
00:47:44Kahaan se peeun ABC juice
00:47:50Last time
00:47:54Sainya mere
00:47:55Sainya mere
00:47:56Bade kanjus
00:47:57Bane kanjus
00:47:59Kahaan se peeun ABC juice
00:48:04Sainya mere
00:48:06Sainya mere
00:48:10What?
00:48:15Sainya mere bade kanjus
00:48:18Sanjay Mahi
00:48:24Sainya mere bade kanjus
00:48:27Kahaan se peeun mai apna juice
00:48:35Sunday Monday bade shoot
00:48:37Monday Monday bade shoot
00:48:39Which one will you choose?
00:48:41Nice one
00:48:45See
00:48:51Tumne liya hai kitna dhoos
00:48:54Tumne liya hai kitna dhoos
00:48:56Ab jaake peeo juice
00:48:59Ab jaake peeo juice
00:49:02Tumne liya hai kitna dhoos
00:49:04Tumne liya hai kitna dhoos
00:49:05Kitna dhood
00:49:06Tumne liya hai kitna dhoos
00:49:08Ab jaake peeo orange juice
00:49:10Orange juice
00:49:15Tumne liya hai kitna ghoos
00:49:20Tumne liya hai kitna ghoos
00:49:22Ab jaake peeo orange juice
00:49:27Peeo orange juice
00:49:28Orange juice.
00:49:34Whose fart did you take?
00:49:37Whoever gets whose fart, drink orange juice.
00:49:45Alia, what did you hear?
00:49:47My beloved has become stingy.
00:49:49Where do I get my juice from?
00:49:53And what did you hear?
00:49:54You have taken such a strong one.
00:49:56Go and drink orange juice.
00:49:58And what did you hear?
00:49:59Whose fart did you take?
00:50:01Go and drink orange juice.
00:50:03Whose fart did you take?
00:50:05Drink orange juice.
00:50:06And the line was...
00:50:07My beloved has become stingy.
00:50:08Where do I get my juice from?
00:50:10Not bad.
00:50:11Not bad.
00:50:12Not too bad.
00:50:13A big round of applause for our guests.
00:50:16Come, Alia.
00:50:18Best performance by Karan Johar.
00:50:26Alia, do you know how many copies of yours are in the market?
00:50:31Which one?
00:50:33You mean my own copy?
00:50:35Yes, your first copy.
00:50:36A lot of them are in the market.
00:50:37Meaning?
00:50:56I am Gangubai.
00:50:58No one has left me single.
00:51:00No one has made me a wife.
00:51:05Wow.
00:51:06It is very difficult to play the role of Gangubai being Rahim Lala.
00:51:10Gangubai, you are great.
00:51:12I am with you.
00:51:13Gangubai, you are great.
00:51:15I am with you.
00:51:16Gangubai, you are great.
00:51:18I am with you.
00:51:19Gangubai, you are great.
00:51:21I am with you.
00:51:23Gangubai, you are great.
00:51:24I am with you.
00:51:25Gangubai, you are great.
00:51:27Greetings to all the guests of Jigra for Gangubai's love.
00:51:30Gangubai, you are great.
00:51:32How much more should I go ahead?
00:51:36Should I sit on the lap of Vasan Bala?
00:51:39Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.
00:51:44I am telling you, this is what they do.
00:51:46That day, I was going on the road.
00:51:48All the dogs came in front of me, barking like this.
00:51:50They were shouting from behind,
00:51:51Gangubai, you go ahead.
00:51:52I am with you.
00:51:54I went ahead.
00:51:55All the dogs came in front of me.
00:51:57All the dogs ran away from behind.
00:52:01Gangubai had 14 injections on her throat that day.
00:52:11Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.
00:52:13Get out, all of you.
00:52:14Get out.
00:52:21How are you, Mr. Karan?
00:52:22Very good.
00:52:23Greetings.
00:52:24How is Dharma?
00:52:25Very good.
00:52:26You have produced Jigra.
00:52:28Can I tell you something about Jigra?
00:52:30What?
00:52:31I have seen Bombay Velvet four times.
00:52:33This is not about Jigra.
00:52:34It is very Jigra to see Bombay Velvet four times.
00:52:41It is not easy.
00:52:43What have you come to do?
00:52:44Gangu 24-25, 22-22.
00:52:46I will tell you what I have come to do.
00:52:48I have come to duplicate Alia Bhatt.
00:52:53What do you mean?
00:52:54I will explain.
00:52:56There is a big sikh in Dubai.
00:52:58His son is getting married.
00:53:00He is a big fan of Bollywood.
00:53:02But he cannot afford Bollywood.
00:53:04So he has called all the duplicate people.
00:53:06He is a big fan of Alia Bhatt.
00:53:08He says, I want at least three Alia Bhatt.
00:53:11We have two.
00:53:12If you become the third one, will you come with us?
00:53:14Who is the second one?
00:53:18I will come.
00:53:41What does the public say?
00:53:45What does the public say?
00:53:49What is the matter?
00:53:50Very solid people have come today.
00:53:53Hi Bala sir.
00:53:56How are you sir?
00:54:00Sir, this Olympic player, Niraj Chopra.
00:54:03Don't you get along with him?
00:54:05Why don't you get along?
00:54:06Whenever he goes to play, he throws Bala.
00:54:11Sorry sir.
00:54:12We are duplicate.
00:54:13Our humour is like this.
00:54:19He throws Bala there.
00:54:21Are you AD?
00:54:22I am not AD.
00:54:23AD was Karan sir.
00:54:26You were AD in DDLJ, right?
00:54:37You were AD, right?
00:54:38Why are you calling me AD?
00:54:40First tell me, why did you come late?
00:54:43I didn't come late.
00:54:44You came late.
00:54:45Then why are you shouting?
00:54:46I am telling you.
00:54:49Actually sir, we are duplicate.
00:54:51And I had a show in Bhandup.
00:54:53Okay.
00:54:54We get Rs.1200-1500 there.
00:54:56And 100-200 kids had to do like this.
00:55:00So what happened Karan sir?
00:55:01I did like this.
00:55:03And moved aside.
00:55:05Then the fathers of the kids lined up.
00:55:08They said, do like this with us too.
00:55:14I got very scared.
00:55:15I got very scared.
00:55:16Ranveer Singh from Khali Bali got scared and ran away.
00:55:19Because he wanted to do Gullu-Gullu.
00:55:21Yes sir.
00:55:22You should have called me.
00:55:29Why should we call you?
00:55:30We will come to your house personally.
00:55:31You tell us whenever you want.
00:55:36Ranveer Singh from Simba.
00:55:38He came and saved us.
00:55:40You have so many Ranveer Singhs.
00:55:41We have a whole group.
00:55:43A group of duplicate people.
00:55:44We have 12 Ranveer Singhs.
00:55:46We have Ajay Devgan 20.
00:55:49But we have only one Archana Puran Singh.
00:55:54Archana ji has only one duplicate.
00:55:55No, not duplicate.
00:55:56The original one comes with us for work.
00:56:03Karan sir is the head of our duplicate association.
00:56:10Do you know what is their main job?
00:56:13The set people who sign us for the show.
00:56:16She comes first and gives them drink.
00:56:20When they have 8-10 packs.
00:56:22Then when we enter, they think we are original.
00:56:29Do you remember once, there was a bald uncle.
00:56:32You forgot to give him a drink.
00:56:34Karan sir, I swear.
00:56:36He came to me while looking at me.
00:56:39He said, Alia Bhatt is so tall.
00:56:44I said, sir, I have become a little tall after marriage.
00:56:49He said, I have heard that people become fat after marriage.
00:56:53I said, whatever you have heard, she is the same Alia.
00:57:04You get it later.
00:57:05You get it later.
00:57:06But Alia ji, I am telling the truth.
00:57:07There is a lot of benefit of being a duplicate.
00:57:09How many movies will you do in a year?
00:57:122, 3, 4.
00:57:14But we are busy the whole year.
00:57:16Birthday party, moon dance, wedding etc.
00:57:19We are very busy.
00:57:21I was saying, you join our group, Alia.
00:57:24You are troubling our guests.
00:57:25They don't want to do any show of yours.
00:57:27He is scolding me.
00:57:28Let's do one thing.
00:57:29I know who can convince Alia.
00:57:31Who can convince her?
00:57:32He must be coming now.
00:57:35Superb!
00:58:05Superb!
00:58:23Hey Mukesh.
00:58:25Mukesh.
00:58:27What are you doing?
00:58:29This is a ladies cycle.
00:58:32And when I see a ladies cycle, my arms spread out.
00:58:35Wow!
00:58:36Sounds amazing.
00:58:38Hey!
00:58:39How many times have I told you not to do it so naturally?
00:58:42If you do it naturally, people scold me later that I am not good enough.
00:58:51Do it as much as you get paid.
00:58:53Do it as much as you get paid.
00:58:54Hey!
00:58:55What have you done?
00:58:56Why did you remove the cycle's seat?
00:58:58This cycle doesn't need to be locked.
00:59:02Wow!
00:59:07If someone steals it, then something happens to him.
00:59:13You won't understand.
00:59:15I will give you an induction.
00:59:17This is our group's S.R.K.
00:59:20You tell me yours.
00:59:21Because until you tell me, I won't touch it.
00:59:26Don't go into my physics.
00:59:27If I talk too much, I will hit you.
00:59:29Hey!
00:59:30I have 21 dialogues.
00:59:31And you say that it is my dialogue.
00:59:35You don't let me talk.
00:59:37Sorry.
00:59:38Listen, Mukesh.
00:59:40Only you can convince Alia quickly.
00:59:43No.
00:59:44I can't convince her quickly.
00:59:45Because she is not Alia Jhat, she is Alia Bhatt.
00:59:52To convince her, I will have to call a board meeting.
00:59:55Board meeting?
00:59:56Board meeting?
00:59:57Yes.
01:00:01He is here.
01:00:05Now, here is the plan.
01:00:08What do you have to do to duplicate Alia?
01:00:21What do you have to do?
01:00:22Hey, natural.
01:00:26You don't need to be so natural.
01:00:28You don't need to be so natural.
01:00:33Safina, you are here.
01:00:35Okay.
01:00:37And Gangubai, you are here.
01:00:39Okay, so I am here.
01:00:41Okay, you are Gangubai.
01:00:43One minute. Gangubai, you are here.
01:00:49I am not that fat.
01:00:51Okay. Gangubai, you are here.
01:00:52Okay.
01:00:53Okay.
01:00:55Food is served here.
01:00:56Food is served here.
01:00:58Safina, you have to keep an eye on the food.
01:01:00Okay.
01:01:01And a client is sitting here.
01:01:04You have to keep an eye on the client as well.
01:01:06Okay.
01:01:07And there is a driver here.
01:01:08You...
01:01:09One second.
01:01:17What happened?
01:01:20There is someone here who is listening to our planning.
01:01:23What?
01:01:26Mukesh, did you eat dates in the morning?
01:01:33Move. Move. Move.
01:01:35He left.
01:01:36He left?
01:01:37Now, listen to what you have to do.
01:01:38Yes.
01:01:40There is a driver here.
01:01:41You have to go to the driver.
01:01:43Okay?
01:01:44You have to tell the driver that you have to go home.
01:01:45You have to go home after two hours.
01:01:46You have to go home.
01:01:49One second.
01:01:52What?
01:01:53Is the plan ready?
01:01:54Is the plan ready?
01:01:55He has become a rat.
01:02:00No problem.
01:02:02We will put this rat in the cage.
01:02:05And now, you have to go from here and come to me.
01:02:13What is he doing?
01:02:21What happened?
01:02:22What happened?
01:02:23The man who was listening to us was me.
01:02:30Listen.
01:02:31You take this rat and leave him outside.
01:02:37You have 70 minutes.
01:02:44Why?
01:02:49Alia, you have 70 minutes.
01:02:50You have 70 minutes.
01:02:52You have to become a fake Alia.
01:02:53And remember.
01:02:56Yes, but for the fake one, I will have to audition her.
01:03:00Alia, you do one thing.
01:03:01No. No. The 70 minute one is not over yet.
01:03:03Is it?
01:03:08In the wedding, if no one recognizes you, you are the real Alia.
01:03:12You have to eat food there.
01:03:13A lot of food.
01:03:15You have to eat a lot of Rasmalai in plates.
01:03:20You have to go to the hotel and pick up shampoo, conditioner, moisturizer, everything.
01:03:25Bathroom. Bathroom.
01:03:26You have to steal the bathroom too.
01:03:27No. I was caught.
01:03:33I have stolen it four times.
01:03:34No. No. No.
01:03:35I have stolen it four times.
01:03:36No. No. No.
01:03:38I had taken out the fan.
01:03:40You get caught in the bathroom.
01:03:42Fan.
01:03:45Okay. Okay. Okay.
01:03:46Okay.
01:03:49I think,
01:03:51Alia,
01:03:53today,
01:03:55you have to become such an Alia,
01:03:57that even Ranbir cannot recognize you,
01:04:00that you are the real Alia.
01:04:03Whether you are the right Alia or the left Alia.
01:04:05Right Alia or left Alia.
01:04:07Right Alia or left Alia.
01:04:11You are the middle Alia.
01:04:16You are the middle Alia.
01:04:22Do you know why?
01:04:23Why?
01:04:24Because the show is in the Middle East.
01:04:32I think she is convinced.
01:04:33Over to you.
01:04:37How can she be convinced?
01:04:38We will have to take her audition.
01:04:40Let's say a dialogue.
01:04:41Do one thing.
01:04:42Say a dialogue of Gali Baba Boy.
01:04:44Before that,
01:04:45there is a line.
01:04:46Give me a cue.
01:04:47What do you want to say?
01:04:48I will act on the cue.
01:04:49Why did you hit me?
01:04:50Whatever it is,
01:04:51why did you hit me?
01:04:52Okay?
01:04:53Director, say action.
01:04:55Action.
01:04:59Why did you hit me?
01:05:00Whatever it is,
01:05:01why did you hit me?
01:05:02If you flirt with my boyfriend,
01:05:03I will hit him.
01:05:05I will hit him.
01:05:13I am not getting the duplicate feel.
01:05:15I want something like that.
01:05:16You have a very good one.
01:05:17Okay.
01:05:18So, we want a duplicate one.
01:05:21You know, there is a thought process
01:05:22of acting.
01:05:23Do you understand?
01:05:24Yes, I understood.
01:05:25No, I will tell you.
01:05:26Think in your mind
01:05:27that you are not Kapoor's wife,
01:05:29but Gafoor's wife.
01:05:34So,
01:05:36if you get a thought,
01:05:37it will turn out to be fake.
01:05:40Okay.
01:05:41Gafoor's wife.
01:05:42Okay, give it again.
01:05:44Now, let's do one thing.
01:05:45You say, I am ready.
01:05:46Which line?
01:05:47I want to go home.
01:05:48I want to go home.
01:05:49That is fine.
01:05:51I want to go home.
01:05:55I want to go home.
01:05:57I want to go home.
01:05:59I want to go home.
01:06:02This is good.
01:06:06I think this is good.
01:06:07This is fine.
01:06:08What do you say, Mukesh?
01:06:09Mukesh has become Shabra.
01:06:14He has become Shabra.
01:06:17I think
01:06:19we should dance and see
01:06:20how fake it can look.
01:06:21Because the dialogues
01:06:22look real.
01:06:25A song like this.
01:06:43A song like this.
01:06:44A song like this.
01:06:45A song like this.
01:06:46A song like this.
01:06:47A song like this.
01:06:48A song like this.
01:06:49A song like this.
01:06:50A song like this.
01:06:51A song like this.
01:06:52A song like this.
01:06:53A song like this.
01:06:54A song like this.
01:06:55A song like this.
01:06:56A song like this.
01:06:57A song like this.
01:06:58A song like this.
01:06:59A song like this.
01:07:00A song like this.
01:07:01A song like this.
01:07:02A song like this.
01:07:03A song like this.
01:07:04A song like this.
01:07:05A song like this.
01:07:06A song like this.
01:07:07A song like this.
01:07:08A song like this.
01:07:09A song like this.
01:07:10A song like this.
01:07:11A song like this.
01:07:12Your breath babe is unique.
01:07:13On the other hand the one inside of me is narrow.
01:07:18I'm inseparable.
01:07:19Once inside, you're outside me.
01:07:22And her beauty pierces through me.
01:07:25And her beauty pierces through me.
01:07:28I'm inseparable.
01:07:29I'm inseparable.
01:07:30Yes, become shabby outside.
01:07:31Once inside, you're outside me.
01:07:32And her beauty pierces through me.
01:07:33That's enough, I passed the test.
01:07:34Okay, let me pass.
01:07:35Yes, I did.
01:07:36We'll send you out flight ticket to Dubai.
01:07:37So, we'll meet at event there.
01:07:38Okay.
01:07:41Alia Bhatt, Karan Johar, Vedang and Vasant Balachandran.
01:07:45Welcome.
01:07:47Karan sir, we love you.
01:07:49It's always fun when you come.
01:07:55Did you enjoy the show?
01:07:56I love it. I have known Kapil for years.
01:07:58I love you, sir.
01:07:59In fact, I don't know how many times we have hosted together.
01:08:02And when I was judging the reality show, Kapil was the host.
01:08:05Then he came to know that hosting is not his thing.
01:08:07And he is the number one comic superstar of this country.
01:08:11Love you, sir.
01:08:12And I would like to congratulate you.
01:08:14You have rocked wherever you have gone.
01:08:18And everyone is saying that this is one of the most successful shows on Netflix.
01:08:21So congratulations.
01:08:22Thank you. Thank you, sir.
01:08:26It's one of the most light, happy and very positive environment.
01:08:30And genuinely when I travel and people come and meet me..
01:08:34..they say, Alia ma'am, we love you.
01:08:36I have seen your film but I have seen your Kapil episode.
01:08:39So as you said in the beginning, you are in 192 countries now.
01:08:44And may you reach all the countries in the world..
01:08:46..and keep flying and keep flourishing.
01:08:50Thank you for your kind words, Alia.
01:08:52Alia, when you came to our show for the first time..
01:08:54..you were very young then.
01:08:56You had started in films.
01:08:57And today we feel very proud to see you at such a big level.
01:09:00And many congratulations for Jigra.
01:09:02And thank you from the bottom of my heart.
01:09:04Vedam, Basant sir, Taran sir, Alia.
01:09:07And friends, like every relationship has a bonding..
01:09:11..same way we have a bonding with you.
01:09:13Keep giving us your love and keep watching..
01:09:15..The Great Indian Kapil Show.
01:09:17Good night. Shabba khair.
01:09:18Today is Saturday. It will be a holiday.
01:09:21Only on Netflix. Good night.
01:09:37Good night.
01:09:43Queen Mother, look who has come to the Netflix kingdom today.
01:09:48The king of the Natu Natu kingdom.
01:09:50NTR.
01:09:52The king of the Ole Ole empire.
01:09:54Zaif Ali Khan.
01:09:56And the princess of the Boni kingdom, Jhanvi.
01:10:00What happened?
01:10:01Queen Mother, why don't you tie your kingdom properly?
01:10:05When he was shooting in Hyderabad..
01:10:07..I sent him good food twice.
01:10:09Sir, it's been a day since I came here.
01:10:11Nothing came.
01:10:12Not even a piece, sir.
01:10:13Forget about his hand, sir. He didn't even deliver the restaurant.
01:10:19Zaif Ali Khan. Zaif Ali Khan pro.
01:10:22Zaif Ali Khan pro max.
01:10:23Zaif Ali Khan light. All versions available.
01:10:26Everything is working.
01:10:28Sir, my horse is here. Do you have a problem?
01:10:30Sir, I think it's a cycle.
01:10:31It's a cycle with naked eyes.
01:10:32After VFX, it will look like a horse.
01:11:01Zaif Ali Khan. Zaif Ali Khan pro max.
01:11:03Zaif Ali Khan light. All versions available.
01:11:05Everything is working.
01:11:06Sir, my horse is here. Do you have a problem?
01:11:08Sir, I think it's a cycle with naked eyes.
01:11:11After VFX, it will look like a horse.
01:11:12After VFX, it will look like a horse.
01:11:14After VFX, it will look like a horse.
01:11:16After VFX, it will look like a horse.
01:11:19After VFX, it will look like a horse.
01:11:21After VFX, it will look like a horse.
01:11:23After VFX, it will look like a horse.
01:11:25After VFX, it will look like a horse.
01:11:27After VFX, it will look like a horse.
01:11:29ZAIF ALI KHAN
01:11:30ZAIF ALI KHAN
01:11:31ZAIF ALI KHAN
01:11:32ZAIF ALI KHAN
01:11:33ZAIF ALI KHAN